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, saf ve sakar bir adamın maceralarını konu alan bir komedi filmidir. Film, Kemal Sunal'ın efsaneleşmiş Gerzek Şaban filminin hikayesinden uyarlanmıştır.
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00:00:01AHAHAHAHA
00:00:05Stop stop
00:00:07What have you done, my son, what have you done?
00:00:09Where did you find this gun?
00:00:10It's me
00:00:11May God treat you as He knows you.
00:00:14Damn you!
00:00:15Where do you get these fantasies about being an actor?
00:00:17Both the newspaper is leaving here and we're running out of time.
00:00:20Did you bring this bitch?
00:00:22You heard, didn't you? You heard.
00:00:24It ruined me.
00:00:25He ruined it.
00:00:26I'm going to eat you.
00:00:27Anyway, this will come out.
00:00:30We're about to begin the bomb scene, kid!
00:00:35Bring it here!
00:00:43I'm ruined! I'm ruined!
00:00:50He ruined me! Catch him!
00:00:55To split open! Everything...
00:00:56...and then they blame everything on me!
00:00:58Damn, if you shoot a movie, I'll shoot that movie myself!
00:01:27If you sparkle...
00:01:28...I'll make a hole in your body like a bath basin!
00:01:37Come on, get out!
00:01:38Come on, get out!
00:01:58Get out!
00:01:58Now, this man was just about to rob the jeweler...
00:02:02...a guard came out from there!
00:02:04The guard said to the man, "If you move, I'll catch you..."
00:02:07...he turned around and the man shot!
00:02:09The guard fell and died!
00:02:12He escaped here!
00:02:13I was hiding in front of the car at that moment!
00:02:17I left there!
00:02:18Don't move...
00:02:19...I said I'll drill holes like in a bathtub!
00:02:20He didn't move either!
00:02:22But the guard played really well!
00:02:24He died in such a way!
00:02:26It was wonderful!
00:02:27You weren't bad yourself, were you?
00:02:29Anyway!
00:02:30Good morning my baby!
00:02:32Good for you!
00:02:33You seem like a pretty good security guard!
00:02:37We understand, but put that gun down, son!
00:02:40God forbid!
00:02:41Let's hope nothing bad happens!
00:02:43Well done!
00:02:44Good morning my baby!
00:02:45My lion!
00:02:47Our manager wants to meet a security guard like you...
00:02:50...he must be impatient!
00:02:51Your manager is a very good person!
00:02:53Very good!
00:02:54If we reach an agreement, will he pay well?
00:02:56Of course he will!
00:02:57You'll get pretty good money!
00:02:58You'll also receive a year's salary as a bonus!
00:03:01Is that so bad?
00:03:01Don't say that!
00:03:04Very good!
00:03:05What if the other company hears that they got good money from you again...?
00:03:07...they'll burst with envy!
00:03:09I can play the lead role too!
00:03:11I'm incredibly talented!
00:03:13You...
00:03:14Why did you stop?
00:03:17You're already considered a leading actor!
00:03:19Well...
00:03:19Look!
00:03:20She became everyone's darling!
00:03:21So you liked the game I played!
00:03:24Yes!
00:03:25A lot!
00:03:26A lot!
00:03:27Finally, someone appreciates me!
00:03:33The police force is proud of you, son!
00:03:37Come!
00:03:37Come, let me give you a kiss!
00:03:41I'm proud to have a security guard like you on my team!
00:03:45So, am I now part of your organization as well?
00:03:48The governor gave the order!
00:03:50They will give you a medal at a ceremony to be held at the police academy!
00:03:55Is the girl pretty?
00:03:56If she's not pretty, I won't marry her!
00:03:58Shhh!
00:03:58I'm the only one engaged!
00:04:00Don't let anyone over there hear, okay?
00:04:07Let's go!
00:04:09Thanks to you, I'll get promoted too!
00:04:29Catch him, don't let him escape! The governor will kill me! I can't go to the governor or the treasury; what if he finds out?
00:04:33The best thing for a fake guard to do is to run away or remain unseen.
00:04:37Excuse me, Renser, excuse me.
00:04:39Come here
00:04:39One minute
00:04:42Brother, one minute.
00:04:48I stopped by on my way.
00:05:16There's no sugar on the market, so you keep packaging it up and selling it secretly... wow
00:05:21I also buy a few packets because we don't have any sugar at home.
00:05:26Brother
00:05:27Brother, if you don't let us get caught, we'll give you 3-4 villages.
00:05:31Would 7-8 be okay?
00:05:36Well, uh...
00:05:37Sure, bro.
00:05:41Come on, let's walk quickly.
00:05:43Come on, let's walk quickly.
00:05:45Wow, what a manufacturing plant!
00:05:47Catch them, hurry!
00:05:49Search their superiors thoroughly, come on.
00:05:50Open your legs wide
00:05:53Come here
00:05:55Wow wow wow wow
00:05:58I finally caught you red-handed!
00:06:01Me too
00:06:02Me too
00:06:04The product is pretty good, huh?
00:06:06Come on, take them away, take them away!
00:06:09Make yourself despicable
00:06:09How many young people's blood has he shed?
00:06:17My lion!
00:06:18My brave hero!
00:06:20Wow!
00:06:21We also never understood why you ran away.
00:06:24So you ran to catch this heroin ring, is that right?
00:06:27Thanks to you, we finally caught the heroin ring that we couldn't catch for years.
00:06:31Honestly, I'm proud of you!
00:06:33Thank
00:06:34My man!
00:06:35I'm sure the manager would be very proud of you too.
00:06:37Wow, I want to give you a kiss!
00:06:41My lion!
00:06:41You raised him, my son, you raised him and he left.
00:06:44Okay, let's go.
00:06:45Let's go
00:06:47Alright
00:06:49Let's go
00:06:49Dear Governor
00:06:51I know we're a little late in coming to see you.
00:06:53Because our security guard has achieved a new success.
00:06:57The heroin ring we've been after for years but couldn't catch.
00:07:01He caught her alone a little while ago, sir.
00:07:03Yes, yes
00:07:06Thank you, sir.
00:07:07Thank you
00:07:08Thank you
00:07:12I am proud of you for the second time, my son.
00:07:14I am proud of myself too.
00:07:16Good job me!
00:07:18I'm proud of you too, sir.
00:07:23here you go
00:07:24The governor is waiting for you.
00:07:28Well, thanks to you, I'll become a governor now.
00:07:31What happens then, boss?
00:07:33They'll appoint him as the police chief as well.
00:07:35Oh, that's so far away!
00:07:37Then they'll make him the police chief of Erzurum.
00:07:39Haa
00:07:39It's nearby.
00:07:42What did this police officer do?
00:07:44This isn't a cop, sir, this is a robber.
00:07:46We caught them in the act of robbing them.
00:07:48You'll understand, a fake cop.
00:07:51What a fraud!
00:07:52disguised as a state police officer
00:07:54Give him a good beating.
00:07:56The deceased's will
00:08:00What's happening?
00:08:01None
00:08:01Well
00:08:03Beat them up then.
00:08:04Don't beat them too much.
00:08:05Let it go
00:08:07No giving up.
00:08:09We'll question him about this on the way back.
00:08:10I will do it myself.
00:08:11It's a donation, sir.
00:08:12Aaa
00:08:16A
00:08:16My boss
00:08:17This fake police
00:08:19How much space is it approximately?
00:08:20At least twenty years old
00:08:23Twenty years?
00:08:24Alright
00:08:24How much space does the fake guard occupy?
00:08:27That too, twenty years
00:08:29A can't be lower, right?
00:08:31If it were up to me, I'd give him fifty years.
00:08:37Have you ever negotiated with anyone?
00:08:44I'm running away
00:08:45Wait, darling, wait, wait.
00:08:46Come
00:08:47He definitely got a whiff of something fishy again.
00:08:49He's going to catch someone.
00:08:51Hopefully this time he'll catch the Kasımpaşa monster.
00:08:54I'll become a governor too.
00:08:56So then you too
00:08:57Police chief
00:08:59Oh, thank you, Governor.
00:09:01So, my boss
00:09:01May God bless you.
00:09:11My dear friends
00:09:13You know the favor Hamdi Bey did for you.
00:09:15Although it gave us all a homeland
00:09:18You did not keep your word
00:09:20You haven't paid your debts.
00:09:23You didn't understand kindness.
00:09:24Is this what you call kindness?
00:09:27Our word is our word.
00:09:28But our debt increased.
00:09:30Three turned into five.
00:09:32I don't understand this.
00:09:33We're not saying we won't pay.
00:09:35We'll pay, though.
00:09:36Our first debts
00:09:38We cannot pay a single penny more.
00:09:39Fifty million
00:09:40We'll pay when the time comes.
00:09:42Fifty million he
00:09:45Each of you individually
00:09:47Five hundred million liras
00:09:49You have debt.
00:09:50Lie
00:09:52That's loyalty!
00:09:53All we have
00:09:54Fifty million lira each
00:09:56We have debts.
00:09:56Isn't that right, friends?
00:09:57We don't lie.
00:09:59These are your promissory notes
00:10:02The ones underneath them
00:10:03Your signatures
00:10:04Is it a lie?
00:10:06These
00:10:07We didn't throw it.
00:10:08Look
00:10:09Isn't this yours?
00:10:11Mine
00:10:18You take a look too.
00:10:19Those signatures are ours, though.
00:10:21They wrote five hundred million lira instead of fifty million lira, which is a lie.
00:10:24This fraud
00:10:26You are the real fraud.
00:10:28Nooo
00:10:30You're being rude, kids.
00:10:31Mr. Hamdu is a father to us all.
00:10:33He can't commit fraud.
00:10:36Hamza
00:10:37Didn't you get fifty million for your land?
00:10:40Nooo
00:10:41I didn't buy it.
00:10:42I have debts of exactly five hundred million lira.
00:10:45Hamza is right.
00:10:47You will all pay your debts.
00:10:49No, we won't pay.
00:10:51How can you not pay?
00:10:53My brother Hamda never leaves this place alone.
00:10:55I give you one month's leave
00:10:57Pay your debt.
00:10:59Otherwise, we will take all your homes from you.
00:11:03Otherwise
00:11:04You find yourself on the street
00:11:27Damn Hamza
00:11:29Damn, we thought you were a decent guy!
00:11:30Shame on them!
00:11:31It turns out we're Hamdin's men.
00:11:32Shameless man
00:11:33No one will come to your coffee shop anymore.
00:11:36He'll sit at the cafe across the street.
00:11:37It doesn't matter where you sit, man.
00:11:39If I were on your side
00:11:40I paid off my debt!
00:11:44Walk
00:11:46Look at something
00:11:47Look what they're doing.
00:11:49Never mind, okay.
00:11:49Were you out of your mind?
00:11:50There is something to start.
00:11:51Walk
00:12:02Walk
00:12:06Walk
00:12:07We will soon lose our homes and livelihoods
00:12:09We will stay on the streets.
00:12:10Friends
00:12:11Calm down and listen to me for a second.
00:12:13Our situation is difficult.
00:12:15But only if we act together.
00:12:17We can handle this.
00:12:19Let's form an association first.
00:12:21Let's invest everything we've saved, even the smallest amounts, there.
00:12:24How much money can be saved in a month?
00:12:26We are all barely making ends meet.
00:12:28We have no other choice.
00:12:31These guys will take care of each and every one of us.
00:12:34Let's establish our association.
00:12:35You're smart enough to handle these things.
00:12:37To the association
00:12:38Become president
00:12:38Let's start this work today, guys.
00:12:49Let's put it here and there.
00:12:57From now on, the money we've saved
00:12:59We will keep it in this safe.
00:13:01May it bring good fortune and success.
00:13:03Amine
00:13:08Hey kids!
00:13:09Ours is coming
00:13:13Let's fleece them.
00:13:14Hello children
00:13:16Hello children
00:13:17How are you?
00:13:18Going to your older brother Memo would suit you.
00:13:20Of course!
00:13:21Of course!
00:13:22Is there anyone more handsome than me around here?
00:13:24No way, man.
00:13:25Can you give me an autographed picture, Memo abi?
00:13:27Honestly, I handed out signed photos to three thousand people today.
00:13:30There are none left.
00:13:31You could have just written it on a piece of paper then.
00:13:33But it didn't remain on paper.
00:13:35Then, if you have paper money, sign it.
00:13:38Well done!
00:13:39You're right, bandit.
00:13:40Turn around and look at me.
00:13:46Here you go.
00:13:47A signed banknote for you
00:13:48Thank you
00:13:49Thank you
00:13:51Okay, see you later.
00:13:52Memo bro
00:13:52Okay, see you later.
00:13:53Okay Memo, see you later.
00:13:54Bye bye
00:13:56Come on kids, run!
00:13:57What should we do?
00:14:11Damn you
00:14:12How did they fool us?
00:14:21Memo
00:14:22Did you become a moon watchman, Memo?
00:14:27You've become so handsome!
00:14:30I've never seen you so handsome!
00:14:33Did he apply for this position or not?
00:14:36No, girl.
00:14:38The costumes are for the role.
00:14:40I'm playing the King of the Watchmen.
00:14:42Like Kemal
00:14:43Aaa
00:14:45Or are you coming to ask for my hand in marriage from my older brother, Bakili?
00:14:49I understand
00:14:50You will trick and persuade her with this dress.
00:14:53Either ask your brother to beat me up again, right?
00:14:57Last time I asked for something and he beat me up.
00:14:58I spent six months in prison.
00:15:00Who knows how many months I'll be lying in the lion's cage this time?
00:15:02If I go and ask your brother for money before collecting it...
00:15:04That brute will kill me, I swear!
00:15:06So then...
00:15:08I'll go and commit suicide by myself.
00:15:10Stop, girl, stop!
00:15:11Don't commit suicide immediately.
00:15:12I swear I'll ask your brother for your hand in marriage.
00:15:13I swear I'll ask for it.
00:15:15Will you want it?
00:15:17Promise
00:15:17I swear I'll ask for it.
00:15:19Swear an oath
00:15:21By God
00:15:24Should I believe it?
00:15:25Believe me, girl.
00:15:41Believe me, girl.
00:15:41What is that?
00:15:43Why does Hamza always sit there alone?
00:15:46Hamza played a trick on us.
00:15:48They sided with Hamdi and turned against us.
00:15:50We won't be sitting in his cafe anymore either.
00:15:52Oh well
00:15:53Let the lumber sit alone.
00:15:55Come on
00:15:56Goodbye
00:15:58I came to ask for your brother's hand in marriage.
00:16:00You've been here before.
00:16:02Yes, I came.
00:16:04Kuskar, you wanted my head.
00:16:05I wanted it.
00:16:07You ate donuts because there weren't any.
00:16:09Yes, I ate it.
00:16:10Do you have the money ready?
00:16:11Not
00:16:12Domec
00:16:12I don't have the money ready.
00:16:14Not
00:16:14This guy is definitely going to beat me up.
00:16:18Go ahead and smash every shop that comes by.
00:16:21Distribute
00:16:23Smoke it out
00:16:24Baton on top of head
00:16:26Baton on top of head
00:16:31Damn Hamdi
00:16:32Do I need it too?
00:16:33I lit your torch
00:16:37We gave the neighborhood an evacuation deadline, sir.
00:16:39Your man Hamza, the coffee shop owner, is handling the matter.
00:16:42Beautiful
00:16:46No pity for any of them.
00:16:49Tell Hamza
00:16:50Let him act more aggressively.
00:16:55Get ready
00:16:55Collect
00:16:58Seyfi probably won't come.
00:17:03I really dislike it when people sit opposite me wearing hats.
00:17:07Hamdi
00:17:09I heard you've been tormenting the poor people a bit because of the land.
00:17:14Give up on these things, madam.
00:17:17Everyone should mind their own business.
00:17:18We had previously identified our extortion zones.
00:17:23Esencim, my dear
00:17:24We'll start as soon as Memo arrives.
00:17:26We're keeping you waiting a little while, but please forgive us.
00:17:28Surely an artist should also know how to wait.
00:17:31Thank you, darling.
00:17:37Kids, didn't you tell Memo?
00:17:39I didn't give it, sir.
00:17:40He came to the set every day.
00:17:41I thought he would come today too.
00:17:42How dare you not inform me?
00:17:44How could you not inform me?
00:17:45You'll drive me crazy.
00:17:47I'll kill you all.
00:17:51Mr. Genetmen
00:17:52We've been waiting for an extra to arrive for hours.
00:17:54Once the set is ready, you can pick me up again from Nuri.
00:17:58Oh sir, welcome!
00:18:00Madam, you look so beautiful today!
00:18:02Thank you
00:18:03Why aren't you working?
00:18:22My little one
00:18:31My little one
00:18:31Don't hit
00:18:32Please, for the love of God, don't hit me.
00:18:33What hitting, my dear? What hitting?
00:18:35Do you want to ruin me?
00:18:36Where have you been, my little one? Look, the boss has arrived.
00:18:38I didn't come because I thought you'd beat me up.
00:18:40My dear child, would I ever hit you?
00:18:42You beat him.
00:18:43Don't you worry.
00:18:45Look, the boss is right there.
00:18:47If you make yourself known, you'll lead the way.
00:18:50This is your last chance.
00:18:52Listen carefully to this game.
00:18:54Samalye and Esenler are sitting down, okay?
00:18:56You should say, "A sensible, pleasant sound."
00:18:59Let's see you make a single mistake.
00:19:01Don't mix them up.
00:19:02Don't forget what I said. Understood?
00:19:04Shall we begin, Adam?
00:19:06I'm ready, sir.
00:19:08Yes. We're ready.
00:19:10Record.
00:19:24What are you doing, son?
00:19:26We're ready.
00:19:44Damn, one day you'll be the ones calling, and this time I won't be the one coming!
00:19:48I'm telling you, fire this idiot, fire him!
00:19:50I'm telling you, fire them!
00:19:51Don't call that idiot again, our physicist ruined my career!
00:20:01Memo is like a leaky boat, why is he coming sideways?
00:20:04I guess things went wrong for them!
00:20:06Hello friends!
00:20:07Welcome Memo!
00:20:08Hello!
00:20:09I invite you all to dinner!
00:20:11Then we'll go to a casino and have some fun, damn it!
00:20:15What's that? Did you win the lottery?
00:20:17No! I don't have a penny!
00:20:19I'm a little angry at the filmmakers!
00:20:21Let's go and try to clear our heads a bit!
00:20:23I know how to wash dishes properly!
00:20:25Son, I think you were the one who played this!
00:20:28I was going to have a performance, but I couldn't find a zurna player who could play folk music!
00:20:33Don't laugh so much, Memo!
00:20:35If you don't have money, the waiters will tear you to pieces, Aunt Alim!
00:20:38I'm used to getting beaten up in movies!
00:20:41They'll pay me according to the bill they brought!
00:20:43They'll give you a tip with two slaps!
00:20:45Ok!
00:20:47Understood!
00:20:48It seems you've never been beaten up by a casino owner!
00:20:50I haven't really gotten beaten up by casino owners, though...
00:20:52...I took quite a beating!
00:20:54A beating from a nightclub owner pales in comparison to a beating from a shopkeeper!
00:20:58Has anyone accepted my invitation?
00:21:00Come on, let's go!
00:21:02I'll definitely come!
00:21:04It's been a long time since these price increases...
00:21:06...I haven't used anything other than Ismirto inside!
00:21:09Thanks to you, maybe I'll find a decent head!
00:21:12Brother Hakkı is older than me!
00:21:13You might even go into an alcohol coma today!
00:21:16Please excuse me!
00:21:18Maybe another time!
00:21:19Ok!
00:21:20We'll forgive you this time!
00:21:21Don't let her get a beating from her sister-in-law!
00:21:23But I'll be expecting you next time!
00:21:30This one turned out great too!
00:21:35My dearest elder brother!
00:21:37You have honored us by choosing this location!
00:21:39Whatever else you desire, just give the order!
00:21:41All your expenses will be paid by our boss!
00:21:44Okay then!
00:21:45He should at least pay!
00:21:48He actually respects you when it comes to buying things!
00:21:50Hey Hakkı brother!
00:21:51They know me around here!
00:21:53Everyone loves me!
00:21:54What do you think I am?
00:21:56Cheers!
00:21:57Cheers!
00:21:58Cheers!
00:22:00Cheers to your health!
00:22:01Enjoy your meal!
00:22:02Oh!
00:22:02Enjoy your meal!
00:22:04The appetizers were pretty good too!
00:22:05Look at Hamza!
00:22:06Come on!
00:22:07Cheers to your health!
00:22:08Welcome!
00:22:10Thank you!
00:22:11Welcome!
00:22:13Enjoy your meal!
00:22:14You don't deserve it!
00:22:16Here you go!
00:22:17If you have any requests...
00:22:19...let me know!
00:22:21With your permission!
00:22:25With your permission!
00:22:28And they're even paying you!
00:22:32Of course they'll give it, Faruk abi!
00:22:34Don't be childish!
00:22:35They even give money to those men!
00:22:38Come on!
00:22:38Brother Hakki!
00:22:39Let's go, Faruk!
00:22:40Let's have some fun somewhere else, shall we?
00:22:42Keep walking!
00:22:53Welcome!
00:22:54Thank you!
00:22:55And you didn't inform us!
00:22:57If you had let us know, we would have greeted you at the door!
00:23:00Here is your deposit!
00:23:02I await your orders!
00:23:04If something happens, it's not a matter of faith!
00:23:05Stay outside!
00:23:06Yes sir!
00:23:07Yes, sir!
00:23:11What is this, Memo!
00:23:12Everyone is giving you money!
00:23:14You wouldn't understand!
00:23:16The owner here loves artists too!
00:23:18And I made myself likable in the movies, my dear!
00:23:21Come on, come on!
00:23:22Cheers, cheers!
00:23:23Cheers!
00:23:25Cheers!
00:23:26Cheers!
00:23:28Come on Memo!
00:23:29Welcome, sir/madam!
00:23:31Welcome!
00:23:33Sorry, sir!
00:23:34I'll cover you up a little late!
00:23:36I'm not easily visible at first glance!
00:23:38At first glance, you can see all the way up to my belly!
00:23:40Because I'm so big, you'll only see my head at second glance!
00:23:43If you wish, I can empty the raft!
00:23:46Throw all the customers out immediately!
00:23:47My face is gone!
00:23:49They should sit down, right?
00:23:50Let them sit down!
00:23:51Okay, let them sit down!
00:23:52Let me see!
00:23:54Excuse me!
00:23:55Here you go!
00:23:57Excuse me!
00:24:01What's going on?
00:24:03Gee!
00:24:06But how am I going to say it now?
00:24:09I don't know how to explain my mistakes!
00:24:10See!
00:24:12This money will kill us!
00:24:12Here's Lale's dowry!
00:24:15Memo be!
00:24:17We have a request for you on behalf of the neighborhood!
00:24:19What is your request?
00:24:21We have an association in our neighborhood!
00:24:23We are saving money to get our houses out of Hamdi Bey's hands!
00:24:27If you donate your money to the charity, you can save a few people's homes!
00:24:30Impossible!
00:24:31Impossible!
00:24:32I will give this money to Hamza as Lale's dowry!
00:24:36If I give this to you, how am I going to get Lale back then?
00:24:39We're asking you for a favor!
00:24:41Give us the money!
00:24:42We'll kidnap the girl in your name!
00:24:43Impossible!
00:24:44I don't do illegal things!
00:24:46Understood!
00:24:47This cow won't pay the money!
00:24:48Let's go!
00:24:50Tulips!
00:24:52Tulips!
00:24:54Tulips!
00:24:55Tulips!
00:24:56Tulips!
00:24:56Tulips!
00:24:56Lale says, sir!
00:24:57My lord Tar!
00:24:58Why is my neck crooked?
00:25:00Friends!
00:25:01I was quite surprised by the attention Memo received!
00:25:04Wherever we went, they presented us with conditions full of money!
00:25:08You're absolutely right!
00:25:09We asked for the money for the charity!
00:25:11He didn't give it!
00:25:12Is that good?
00:25:13Yes!
00:25:14You are right!
00:25:14Memo is coming!
00:25:46You brought the bride price, Memo!
00:25:49Ah, I brought it!
00:25:50Here!
00:25:51I can't say it!
00:25:52Because I gave up on my dream!
00:26:01I'm donating this money to the charity, damn it!
00:26:05Here you go!
00:26:06Thank!
00:26:07I'm so proud of you!
00:26:10From now on, you are our association president!
00:26:15Bravo!
00:26:17Bravo!
00:26:18Bravo!
00:26:20I'm giving you the key to NASA!
00:26:22You are our president!
00:26:24Come on, come on!
00:26:25Bravo!
00:26:26Bravo!
00:26:27Bravo!
00:26:29I will try my best to be worthy of you!
00:26:33Bravo!
00:26:34Great!
00:26:36Damn Memo!
00:26:37Even if you take the money now...
00:26:38...I won't give my sister to you, you bastard!
00:26:41Haa!
00:26:43Splitting!
00:26:45Come here, you bastard!
00:26:51One of Memo's jokes...
00:26:53...donated five hundred million lira!
00:27:00So they extorted money from my region, huh?
00:27:03Yes sir, there were others with me too!
00:27:05Give me Seyfi right away!
00:27:15Hello!
00:27:16Hello!
00:27:18Yes, it's here!
00:27:23Boss!
00:27:25They want you over the phone!
00:27:38...
00:27:39You bought the car in my area!
00:27:42You're a complete traitor!
00:27:44I broke the deal!
00:27:45What vehicle?
00:27:47Look at me, don't pretend you don't understand!
00:27:49If we repeat this again, we will change our sins!
00:27:57Hello!
00:27:58Look, Seyfi!
00:27:59I forgive you this time!
00:28:00But...
00:28:01...next time...
00:28:02...from revenge...
00:28:02...if you try to extort money...
00:28:04...how can I forgive you!
00:28:06Hello!
00:28:09Go ahead and close it!
00:28:12I'll hang up, boss!
00:28:14Damn!
00:28:14Someone disguised themselves as me...
00:28:16...he's collecting vehicles from all over the place!
00:28:18Wow!
00:28:18...
00:28:21...
00:28:22...
00:28:23...
00:28:25Let's take a look!
00:28:26Find out who this person is!
00:28:28To the front!
00:28:28To the front!
00:28:29To the front!
00:28:31Also!
00:28:33Hehehe!
00:28:34Hehehe!
00:28:34Dih!
00:28:37Dih!
00:28:40Dih!
00:28:41Dih!
00:28:41Dih!
00:28:43Dih!
00:28:43Dih!
00:28:44Dih!
00:28:44Dih!
00:28:46I...
00:28:47...I gave the money to Mr. Seyfi with my own hands!
00:28:50Are you sure it's Seyfi, boss?
00:28:52I swear to God!
00:28:53I swear!
00:28:54I paid the money myself!
00:28:56Gee!
00:28:57There are jobs like this!
00:28:59Let's go!
00:29:10I told the boss he didn't buy it!
00:29:12How come?
00:29:12I gave the money myself!
00:29:14I counted them and handed them to him!
00:29:14That's amazing!
00:29:17I don't understand how that's possible!
00:29:20I counted the money myself and handed it to him!
00:29:24That's amazing!
00:29:27No way!
00:29:29They're lying!
00:29:30Unfortunately, that's the right boss!
00:29:33But there were other men there too!
00:29:35But there were other men there too!
00:29:35I have financial security!
00:29:37But what kind of schemes are going on here!
00:29:40Who took that money instead of me?
00:29:43Investigate!
00:29:46Investigate!
00:29:47Find that scoundrel!
00:29:49Find it!
00:29:52Find it!
00:29:53Yes sir, sorry!
00:30:07Yes sir, sorry!
00:30:08Cow!
00:30:09Now the cow is trying to extort money from us!
00:30:12If he doesn't give in, he beats him with a stick!
00:30:15Honestly, you haven't been able to sleep at night anymore!
00:30:18The places he hit still ache until morning!
00:30:20I've explained the solution to you!
00:30:22Let me explain it again!
00:30:24We're going to unleash that man on Hamza!
00:30:27While Hamza is beating him up, we'll bring the police there!
00:30:31And the police are going to put Hamza in jail!
00:30:33But...!
00:30:34Who would want to get beaten up by Hamza?
00:30:36That bastard hits so hard!
00:30:38It's like a bus is running over you!
00:30:41We can't please anyone!
00:30:43You're my friend then!
00:30:44Come on, this time it's going to be a beating!
00:30:47You can't handle it!
00:30:47But you can release our Memo!
00:30:50How?
00:30:52The stealth trick!
00:30:54We'll tell Memo that we found a really good medicine!
00:30:56You know, he's a curious pickle maker!
00:30:59Then his sister got a really bad beating on her feet from Hamza!
00:31:03It will be thrown on top of the medicine immediately!
00:31:05While Hamza was giving Memo a good beating, sending him to the hospital...
00:31:08...we'll come and have Hamza arrested by the police!
00:31:11And thus we will be rid of Hamza!
00:31:14Hooray! Hooray!
00:31:15You won't live long with this!
00:31:17Hahahaha!
00:31:20How are you all acting so cute!
00:31:21Memo for this medicine!
00:31:23What's in that medicine, let me see?
00:31:25Memo, the invisibility potion!
00:31:27Anyone who takes this medicine...
00:31:29...becomes invisible!
00:31:30Oh my God, I can't believe it!
00:31:32Let me see!
00:31:33Let me take a look, let me have a drink!
00:31:35I'll become invisible!
00:31:36Give it to me, give it to me!
00:31:38Drinking!
00:31:46Drinking!
00:31:48Am I slowly disappearing or something?
00:31:51Please let me become invisible!
00:31:53Please let me become invisible!
00:31:54Please let me become invisible!
00:31:56Go away with this burning...
00:31:58...don't let them see me!
00:32:07Oh my God! Oh my God!
00:32:11I'm invisible!
00:32:13Brother Hakki!
00:32:15Can you see me?
00:32:17Nooo!
00:32:18Memo!
00:32:19Apo, I'm lost!
00:32:22Dad, can you see me?
00:32:24Nooo!
00:32:24We don't see it!
00:32:25They don't see me!
00:32:27I've become invisible!
00:32:29Now he...
00:32:31...to Hamza's soul...
00:32:33...I blocked it!
00:32:35Yaaaa!
00:32:36Yaaaa!
00:32:37Yaaaa!
00:32:38Yaaaa!
00:32:38Hold on tight, I'm coming!
00:32:41Yaaaa!
00:32:42Yaaaa!
00:32:43Yaaaa!
00:32:43Yaaaa!
00:32:44Why did we come back to you!
00:32:45Okay, I'm going to the police!
00:32:47Let's go for coffee too!
00:32:49Come on!
00:32:49Gee!
00:32:50I can't see!
00:32:52What happened, brother?
00:32:53Oh no, I got a crowd in my eye!
00:32:54Call a doctor for me immediately!
00:32:56Okay, boss!
00:32:57Yes!
00:33:02Why didn't this kid say hello to me?
00:33:06Subject to!
00:33:07I'm invisible!
00:33:08Why would he greet me?
00:33:09Gee!
00:33:16Who's there?
00:33:18Show me!
00:33:21Attach me quickly!
00:33:22He caught Mehmet with a stick...
00:33:24...shhhhhh!
00:33:29I'll show you!
00:33:31Stop!
00:33:32Stop!
00:33:33Commissioner!
00:33:34They misunderstood us!
00:33:36Memo and I weren't fighting, we were just joking!
00:33:39So I have no complaints!
00:33:41I beg you to forgive him!
00:33:44And soon...
00:33:45...he'll be my brother-in-law!
00:33:46Ok!
00:33:47Since you're not complaining...
00:33:49...you say you were joking...
00:33:51...then there's no problem!
00:33:53We'll drop Memo off in an hour!
00:33:56...Now...
00:33:57...Now...
00:33:57...that teenager named Memo...
00:33:59...breaking it all over...
00:34:00...if I don't destroy his bone...
00:34:02...let them not say that to us!
00:34:03...in a hundred years...
00:34:05...even if I were to lie down for a thousand years...
00:34:06...I will finish the new acquisition...
00:34:07...I will tear it apart...
00:34:08...I'll kill him...
00:34:09...I'll kill you, you bastard!
00:34:11Who the hell are you?
00:34:13Come on in...
00:34:15...Go! Go! Go...
00:34:16...Y容易ürürürürür!
00:34:17Who the hell are you?!
00:34:23Look at me!
00:34:25I'll kill you, you bastard!
00:34:28Kill!
00:34:29Ugh!
00:34:32Ugh!
00:34:46There was a guy named Memo.
00:34:48Where?
00:34:49Right in front of us.
00:34:52Speak without hesitation, grandpa.
00:34:54Well, maybe it's in the film studio.
00:34:57Which studio is this?
00:34:58Today at...
00:35:00The Albanian works in the village.
00:35:02Ok.
00:35:24What happened to this guy?
00:35:26Memo went crazy when he was thrown in jail.
00:35:30We burned the poor fellow.
00:35:32The invisible man trick.
00:35:34Look what he did to Memo.
00:35:35He forgot that he was Memo.
00:35:37The poor fellow is searching for himself.
00:35:46You're going to leave now.
00:35:47What we did was you find Memo and bring him here.
00:35:49Okay sir.
00:35:50Okay sir.
00:35:50We see.
00:35:51Teacher, Memo is coming.
00:35:54Where have you been, Memo?
00:35:56The teacher is waiting for you.
00:35:56Come on, hurry up.
00:35:57The set is ready.
00:35:58Let's go.
00:36:00Memo.
00:36:01Where have you been, my dear?
00:36:03Where is Memo?
00:36:04Stop joking, my dear.
00:36:06What kind of joke is this?
00:36:07We're going to shoot a really great scene, Memo.
00:36:09I trust you, okay?
00:36:11Are you ready?
00:36:12Ok.
00:36:13Now you're going to give Memo a good beating.
00:36:16Is it ok?
00:36:17Ok.
00:36:17Do you know their words?
00:36:18I know.
00:36:19Beautiful.
00:36:20Come here.
00:36:23We're ready.
00:36:25Record.
00:36:28So you're demanding protection money from me, huh?
00:36:31Now I'll smash your head in and you'll see.
00:36:34That's not how you break a head, darling.
00:36:36It's unbreakable like that.
00:36:37Stop.
00:36:39What are you doing, teacher?
00:36:42Come here.
00:36:45Brother, I'm scared.
00:36:47He's beating the guy up.
00:36:48Am I going to beat you up?
00:36:49Son, is there anything like that in the script?
00:36:51I don't think so, sir.
00:36:51Don't do that.
00:36:52Stop.
00:36:53Stop.
00:36:54What are you doing, son?
00:36:55He'll be the one beating you, not the other way around.
00:36:57We pay you to get beaten up.
00:36:58Not for Atman.
00:37:00Look at me.
00:37:00I really enjoyed this job.
00:37:02Take this money.
00:37:03I'll beat this little brat a bit more.
00:37:06Come here, you bastard.
00:37:07Come here.
00:37:10Come here.
00:37:10Come here.
00:37:13Don't do that.
00:37:16Don't hit me.
00:37:17No.
00:37:18No.
00:37:19No.
00:37:20No.
00:37:21Don't make a memo.
00:37:22Don't make a memo.
00:37:31Where the hell is Memo?
00:37:32What memo, son?
00:37:33Are you kidding me?
00:37:36Look.
00:37:37I'll be back in two days.
00:37:38If I can't find Memo here
00:37:41I encourage all of us to go crazy, huh?
00:37:48What's the point of this memo?
00:38:08What's up, gentlemen?
00:38:10What's up, gentlemen?
00:38:29What happened to Hamza?
00:38:31You're the one who beat him.
00:38:32Me?
00:38:34Oh, I forgot.
00:38:35So, I guess I beat the bear up pretty badly.
00:38:37She got scared and ran inside.
00:38:39Are you okay, Memo?
00:38:40Are you in line?
00:38:41It's embarrassing to say, but I'm as strong as iron.
00:38:43Are you in your right mind?
00:38:44My mind never fails me.
00:38:46Anyway, that's how it seemed.
00:38:48Don't let him come again.
00:38:50Have the house mortgages been paid off?
00:38:52It costs a lot of money.
00:38:54Our deadline is approaching.
00:38:56It's easy, Hakkı abi.
00:38:57We'll go to the casinos and collect them again.
00:38:59Long live Memo!
00:39:01Do you think they'll give it to them this time too?
00:39:02Brother, you see it now.
00:39:04They give me the money right away.
00:39:06I've really endeared myself to the audience in the movies.
00:39:11Welcome, sir/madam.
00:39:13That's as much as it can recover.
00:39:15Sorry, we couldn't put it in an envelope.
00:39:29I'll be back in two days.
00:39:32Just so you know.
00:39:35If we ever struggle with this little money again, is that okay?
00:39:38Bald.
00:39:49Oh no.
00:39:50I'm tired of giving this guy money.
00:39:52I'll call and inform the guard about the situation.
00:39:54Tell him to come back in two days and take care of his business.
00:39:55And he calls me bald.
00:39:58Weedy.
00:40:02Please, sir.
00:40:03Look, I'll come back in two days.
00:40:06I want twice as much as that.
00:40:07Of course.
00:40:11I'll let the boy know.
00:40:14They flow down your leg.
00:40:17Please, sir.
00:40:19Your package is ready.
00:40:20Don't forget.
00:40:20I'll be back in two days.
00:40:22I'll take double.
00:40:23Is it ok?
00:40:25Yes sir.
00:40:26Look, study hard.
00:40:28This country expects a lot from you.
00:40:31I'm waiting longer.
00:40:34Work.
00:40:35Work.
00:40:42Seyfi broke the rules.
00:40:44They also laid their hands on our areas.
00:40:48If we don't punish Seyfi, my comrade will take him.
00:40:52He'll become even more abusive.
00:40:54He was coming to collect protection money from Rifki's and the others' shops two days later.
00:40:58We'll be there too.
00:41:00I'm going to ruin him.
00:41:05You're quite a stocky person.
00:41:14We made a lot of money, kids.
00:41:16I'll bring some more in two days.
00:41:19Yes.
00:41:22When we go to collect our money from the casinos, we'll have collected it all.
00:41:26How will we ever repay you for your intelligence, Memo?
00:41:28You can pay in installments.
00:41:31I'm leaving now.
00:41:33Keep this safe safe.
00:41:37Hamza's eye is still fixed on this place.
00:41:40Look how Yarmaya is looking at him?
00:41:42Look, look, look, look.
00:41:43Look, it's really sharp.
00:41:45Hamza!
00:41:47Darling!
00:41:48My love!
00:41:51This little rascal doesn't talk at all when he's sulking.
00:41:54Memo brought money again, huh?
00:41:56Yes sir.
00:41:57They will complete the payment by the due date.
00:42:00Habir iksin.
00:42:02We will look for ways to take them away from them.
00:42:08Just let me know when the money arrives.
00:42:12Per!
00:42:17Hello!
00:42:19Here you go!
00:42:20Could you wait here for a second?
00:42:26Hello!
00:42:28Hamdi!
00:42:28If you don't deliver the plots on the day I said
00:42:32the compensation you will pay
00:42:34I just wanted to remind you.
00:43:43Thank you for watching.
00:44:12Thank you for watching.
00:44:34Mr. Hamdi, you didn't find what you were looking for, but you'll have to make do with this.
00:45:09Thank you for watching.
00:45:30Thank you for watching.
00:45:31Now we're in big trouble. They've robbed the safe.
00:45:35How many times have I told you? Nothing should be handed over to that idiot Memo.
00:45:40What is this Hakkı guy talking about? Would I ever leave money in the cash register?
00:45:44I deposited it in the bank.
00:45:45I also know who stole the safe.
00:45:47Who? Hamza Hiy...
00:45:49No killing. If we kill, the police will be on our heels. They'll find out what we did.
00:45:55We'll break his bones and hand them to him. So he understands who we are.
00:46:00If Seyfi sees us, he'll probably wet himself.
00:46:08Seyfi Bey is coming.
00:46:10Seyfi Bey is coming.
00:46:12Beautiful.
00:46:14If it has a future, it will see it.
00:46:27We told you not to come to our area.
00:46:35You will pay dearly for what you have done.
00:46:39Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:46:40First, listen to me.
00:46:47Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:46:55Hold these, Kevrek!
00:47:11Come here.
00:47:14Come here.
00:47:17Come here.
00:47:32It contains.
00:47:32It contains.
00:47:33Should he give something nice?
00:47:35It contains.
00:47:35It contains.
00:47:39It contains.
01:02:12M.K.