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Pısırık, korkak ve son derece sakin (mıymıntı) bir adam olan Ali Güvener'in (Sinan Bengier) hayatı tam bir trajikomedi üzerine kuruludur. Günün birinde tesadüfen azılı bir katile ve mafya liderine benzetilmesiyle işler tamamen kontrolden çıkar. Herkes ondan korkmaya ve ona büyük bir saygı duymaya başlar. Ali, bir yandan üzerine yapışan bu tehlikeli "kabadayı" imajını idare etmeye çalışırken, diğer yandan peşine düşen gerçek suçlular ve mafya dünyasıyla baş etmek zorunda kalır.
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00:00:00True, what would I do without you?
00:00:02There's just one thing, you get fixated on one word every week.
00:00:04You're still stuck on the "completion" routine this week.
00:00:06You seem like you're coming in with a broken heart, honestly.
00:00:08You need to get up immediately. I'll be ready for breakfast before the commander gets up.
00:00:11Okay. Let's go.
00:00:18Ah! Welcome, host.
00:00:21Welcome, but why did you come at this hour?
00:00:23Everyone is still asleep.
00:00:24I don't understand any of that.
00:00:26All the tenants vacated their homes.
00:00:28You're the only one who hasn't emptied it.
00:00:30You're the only one living in my house for 3.30 [Turkish Lira].
00:00:33Oh! My eggs! My eggs!
00:00:36My eggs!
00:00:38Oh! Oh! My eggs! My eggs!
00:00:41Do you have no fear of God or conscience?
00:00:43I swear to God, this time I'll have you thrown out of this house.
00:00:46What's wrong, Dad? Another court case?
00:00:48Yes, son. But don't worry.
00:00:50We'll win the court case again.
00:00:53We'll see each other, Mr. Ali. We'll see each other.
00:00:55We'll see each other, sir.
00:00:56Oh! Please don't bother, Mr. Kemal.
00:00:58Let me open the door for you.
00:01:04Ali!
00:01:05Ali, what is that sound?
00:01:08Ali, what's going on in this house?
00:01:10Nothing's wrong, my dear wife.
00:01:12Nothing is happening.
00:01:13Our landlord has arrived.
00:01:15What does he want this first thing in the morning?
00:01:17My wife doesn't want anything.
00:01:19Nothing.
00:01:19He came to check in and see how I was doing.
00:01:22What will you say about the door being slammed and broken down?
00:01:25Oh, him?
00:01:26It's my fault, my dear wife.
00:01:27I had opened the window too.
00:01:28I had also opened the door.
00:01:30Kurandel did it, of course.
00:01:31Door...
00:01:32My queen, please come in, darling.
00:01:35Here you go, dear.
00:01:36My darling.
00:01:42Yes, your tea is ready, sweetheart.
00:01:47A aaa.
00:01:48The color hasn't set yet.
00:01:50That's impossible, honey.
00:01:52It's impossible.
00:01:53I boiled it for exactly 12 minutes and 15 seconds.
00:01:58This house is very strange this morning.
00:02:00Sounds are coming from everywhere.
00:02:03Oh God, send me to a deserted island.
00:02:06I want to be there alone for a while, to clear my head.
00:02:09Amen, my dear wife.
00:02:10Amen, dear.
00:02:12What are you talking about?
00:02:14I asked if she wanted an egg, honey.
00:02:16I boiled them for exactly 40 seconds.
00:02:18It has the consistency of an earlobe.
00:02:21Mert.
00:02:22You too...
00:02:23Give me those newspapers from underneath.
00:02:26Oh my mother.
00:02:28Mert, why are you doing this, my dear?
00:02:30You know, your mother reads the newspaper at the table.
00:02:43The landlord is Kemal, believe me if you don't.
00:02:46The eviction case has been reviewed, and it has been determined that there is no legal requirement for the tenant, Ali Güvenir, to vacate the property.
00:03:02The hearing is over.
00:03:04The clear path is open.
00:03:11Good morning everyone.
00:03:14Dad, I think my watch is broken.
00:03:17Buy a new watch on your way home this evening.
00:03:19I set it for exactly 8 o'clock.
00:03:21It rings at 7:30.
00:03:22That's why I always wake up early.
00:03:24Oh, my sweet daughter gets up early!
00:03:27Tell his father to buy him a watch that evening.
00:03:29Oh, I'm running late.
00:03:31I'm going to change my clothes.
00:03:32Dad, can you make some tea?
00:03:34"My daughter, I'm getting dressed, darling."
00:03:35I'm coming, darling.
00:03:37Why do my parents do this?
00:03:40Gee.
00:03:42Why don't you make your own tea, my dear?
00:03:44Are you disabled?
00:03:46Dad takes after my mother.
00:03:48My dear, don't interfere in everything.
00:03:50I'm joking.
00:03:51Oh dear, would my queen like some tea?
00:03:56Dad, give me some candy too.
00:03:58I'll give it to you, my dear child.
00:03:59My sweet girl.
00:04:01Be my guest.
00:04:01Here you go, dear.
00:04:02Throw as much as you want, my dear.
00:04:04Not just one mark, my dear wife?
00:04:06Darling.
00:04:07I should go now.
00:04:09Don't leave without leaving some money.
00:04:11How could I forget, my dear?
00:04:13Be my guest.
00:04:14Ah.
00:04:15What is this?
00:04:16That money.
00:04:17The central bank is printing it.
00:04:18Gee.
00:04:19How am I going to run this household with this little money?
00:04:22And do you know?
00:04:24Today is Tuluğ's friend's birthday.
00:04:26We're going to the market.
00:04:27Here you go, my dear wife.
00:04:29Spend it wisely.
00:04:29I'll give all my money to you.
00:04:32But Tuluğ, my dear girl.
00:04:34Didn't you have a dress?
00:04:35Your wardrobe is full of clothes, if it weren't so cramped.
00:04:37But Dad, you only have one dress for me to wear.
00:04:39Am I going to spend the whole winter with him?
00:04:41My dear, I only have one dress too.
00:04:43I get it cleaned and then wear it again.
00:04:44I'm a month late.
00:04:45Excuse me.
00:04:47I only have one jacket, too.
00:04:48It now shines like leather.
00:04:50You be quiet.
00:04:51His father's sycophant.
00:04:51Look what Dad is saying to me!
00:04:53My dear, don't make any noise.
00:04:55Mert, you know your mother has a headache.
00:04:58But my dad dresses all my friends in the same way.
00:05:02Or do you want me to be humiliated in front of everyone?
00:05:05You're right, my daughter.
00:05:06We are thinking of your honor, my dear husband.
00:05:09May God be pleased with you, my dear wife.
00:05:12What do you mean?
00:05:13Are you going to kill my father just because he thinks Gül will act like a fool?
00:05:16No, my dear.
00:05:18They'll kill me just to show off.
00:05:21Have a good day everyone.
00:05:23My dearest wife.
00:05:25I wish you happy days.
00:05:26Don't tire yourself out.
00:05:27I prepared the meal.
00:05:29I'm arriving early.
00:05:30I'll set the table.
00:05:31We all sit together and eat our meal.
00:05:33Okay, my dear wife?
00:05:35My wife.
00:05:36Feel free to spend that money without hesitation.
00:05:39I'll bring you a shovel this evening too.
00:05:41So, did we get a good deal?
00:05:53Ali!
00:05:54Ali!
00:05:57Tutu!
00:05:58Take this net!
00:06:01Don't forget to bring two kilos of rice, four kilos of beans, one kilo of potatoes, and two kilos of sugar with you!
00:06:11As you wish.
00:06:13Also, get two kilos of rice from the butcher!
00:06:16Start, my dear wife!
00:06:17Start!
00:06:52Start, my dear wife!
00:06:57Oh!
00:06:58Oh!
00:06:59I knew it, I knew it.
00:07:01Isn't that the landlord's problem?
00:07:02Yes.
00:07:03You hit the nail on the head.
00:07:04I own the property.
00:07:06You're in big trouble, aren't you?
00:07:07I have the same problem.
00:07:09You should kill all these landlords with the help of Kurds, I swear.
00:07:14If it weren't for your sweet talk, you'd be unbearable.
00:07:18But anyway.
00:07:20Ugh, the lesson never seems to end.
00:07:22That's what I thought too.
00:07:23Do you know what I'm saying?
00:07:25If we go to the cinema in the market, they're showing a really nice love story.
00:07:28So, they say the subject matter is somewhat simple but quite interesting.
00:07:31So I'll drop you off at home again after you leave.
00:07:34Do we have an agreement?
00:07:37How did the geometry test go?
00:07:39Awful. I can't understand it at all.
00:07:41Me too.
00:07:42Congratulations! Your father won the court case.
00:07:45It's a good thing he didn't lose.
00:07:47It's a good thing he didn't lose.
00:07:49What if your father had won? What if we had been kicked out of the house?
00:07:52I would never see you again.
00:07:54Don't say that.
00:07:55It's a good thing your father lost the court case.
00:07:57I don't know what I would do without you.
00:08:00Me too.
00:08:01I really don't understand why grown men argue so much.
00:08:04If only they knew we love each other.
00:08:06So what do they do then?
00:08:09Please be quiet.
00:08:10The ground has ears.
00:08:11I swear, it'll break my legs.
00:08:12So what are we going to do?
00:08:14Are we going to continue with these secret meetings?
00:08:15What should we do?
00:08:16We are children of feuding families.
00:08:17Fate separated us.
00:08:19Look at me.
00:08:20I don't want to break your nose and mouth.
00:08:21I'm a man.
00:08:22Did you know your way around here?
00:08:25What wind brought you here?
00:08:27Mistral.
00:08:28I think it's the Mrs. Shaika phenomenon.
00:08:31You know.
00:08:33What do you want again, my sweet little troublemaker?
00:08:37Guess what I want.
00:08:39I don't know.
00:08:40I wouldn't know.
00:08:41I don't want to know.
00:08:42Then let me tell you, Salih.
00:08:45One kilo of beef steak, one kilo of ground beef, and one kilo of rotten leftovers.
00:08:51Mr. Ali.
00:08:53We spoke of your sweet talk, of friendly greetings, but it all went beyond reasonable limits.
00:08:57Has it been that long?
00:08:59What can we do, Salih?
00:09:01We were a bit slow this month.
00:09:02We're stuck too.
00:09:04Feed them something, at least once in a while.
00:09:07Salih, you know...
00:09:08Wouldn't I give the same?
00:09:11I will have absolutely no patience left until I get my money from you.
00:09:18Good morning my baby.
00:09:19Come on.
00:09:20I'll give you just 250 grams.
00:09:24Make it fat-free.
00:09:28Lean.
00:09:29Really?
00:09:30We'll meet again after school tomorrow, right?
00:09:32Let's part ways now.
00:09:33From where?
00:09:34If someone from the neighborhood sees it, they'll tell my father, and then things will get bad.
00:09:37Let them say whatever they want.
00:09:38People are already looking for opportunities to divide us.
00:09:41I'm not afraid.
00:09:42Don't be afraid either.
00:09:43But we have to break up, Mert.
00:09:44Ok.
00:09:45Don't forget to call me.
00:09:49Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:51Masallah.
00:09:52What will become of her mother's daughter?
00:09:54We've returned to the queens.
00:09:55Let me see.
00:09:56My baby is so beautiful.
00:09:58So, is this a bad thing, Mom?
00:10:00What does "aaa" mean?
00:10:01It suits my daughter very well.
00:10:04It looks like it was made just for you.
00:10:06Oh no, we forgot the shoes, Mom!
00:10:08We'll get it, my daughter, we'll get it.
00:10:12Walk with a graceful gait, let me see.
00:10:15Flirting and giggling.
00:10:16And you'll be a girl too.
00:10:18Mother.
00:10:19Like this.
00:10:20Wow, what are you two up to?
00:10:21You keep quiet, don't interfere.
00:10:23What will happen to the girl's hips?
00:10:24Did you buy these today?
00:10:25My father works his heart out to earn a few pennies.
00:10:27And you, mother and daughter, take the money and invest it in this rubbish.
00:10:30Mom, this boy is crazy.
00:10:32Look at me, they'll call you crazy.
00:10:33Shhh, son, stop.
00:10:35Wait, wait.
00:10:36Here you go.
00:10:37Come here.
00:10:37My son.
00:10:38Mert's.
00:10:39Don't do that, Sevgab.
00:10:41Leave it, Mom.
00:10:42His Excellency is my team.
00:10:42Let me get something from here and leave it.
00:10:44Give it to me here.
00:10:46Give it to me here.
00:10:48Wait.
00:10:49Wait, I'm here.
00:10:50Stop.
00:10:50Stop.
00:10:52Wait.
00:10:53Wait.
00:10:54Enough.
00:10:55Enough.
00:10:55What's going on?
00:10:56What is this, smiling children?
00:10:58My father sees me.
00:10:59Look, Dad, where is all this money going?
00:11:01Look, look.
00:11:02Okay Mert, I know.
00:11:03Troubles.
00:11:04What can we do, it's fate.
00:11:06Is that you?
00:11:08Anyway, I'm very tired.
00:11:10Clean up the area and prepare the meal.
00:11:12Okay honey, dinner's ready already.
00:11:14I'll make a salad.
00:11:15Instead of fighting each other, let's eat together.
00:11:29I'm in love.
00:11:30It's a good thing you didn't wash the dishes from the breakfast this morning.
00:11:34You would have tired yourself out, my love.
00:11:38You can't imagine how happy it makes me, my love, to find the house exactly as I left it this morning.
00:11:48I'll make you a salad now.
00:11:51You'll lick your fingers.
00:11:52Eat me along with you.
00:12:03What is this?
00:12:05Ground meat, my love.
00:12:06This wouldn't even be enough for a cat.
00:12:08TRUE.
00:12:08I said exactly the same thing to the town.
00:12:10"Butcher sir," I said.
00:12:12I said, "This wouldn't even be enough for a cat."
00:12:13Guess what the butcher said?
00:12:14What did he say?
00:12:15I know, but first, the bill," he said.
00:12:17Oh well, we'll just have to manage with this, my love.
00:12:24My landlord is Mr. Kemal.
00:12:26Welcome.
00:12:27My wife is our landlady.
00:12:29But we're not home, Mr. Kemal.
00:12:31But I see that you exist.
00:12:32You're hallucinating, Mr. Kemal.
00:12:34Oh really?
00:12:35Then I'll talk to the ghost of Mr. Ali.
00:12:37Mr. Ali.
00:12:38Imaginary Ali Bey.
00:12:40Mr. Ali.
00:12:42Shameless man.
00:12:43Do you have no faith or religion?
00:12:45So, you don't even have a prophet?
00:12:48Even God doesn't guarantee anything for you.
00:12:49Honestly, I have my religion, my faith, and I believe in God.
00:12:53My dear wife, guess who's here?
00:12:57Our landlord has arrived.
00:12:59But Mr. Kemal, since you're getting so worked up about it, I guess you don't have one.
00:13:03Shameless man.
00:13:05He's a shameless bastard, even in God's name.
00:13:06You're living in a seven million dollar apartment while paying one and a half million.
00:13:09Fear God!
00:13:11Oh, let's have some sweets and talk sweetly, please come in.
00:13:13No thanks.
00:13:14But I have a solid contract.
00:13:16You got that contract.
00:13:17Here you go, Mr. Kemal, enjoy your meal.
00:13:20Mr. Kemal.
00:13:22Mr. Kemal, you're crying.
00:13:24Please don't cry, Mr. Kemal, please don't cry.
00:13:28Does this age really suit you, Mr. Kemal?
00:13:32What should I do, my dear wife, what should I do?
00:13:34I'll win the case this time.
00:13:37No matter how much you make me cry or suffer, that's how it is.
00:13:41This is my last visit.
00:13:42Oh, God willing, Mr. Kemal, God willing.
00:13:45Within two weeks.
00:13:47Mr. Kemal, do you only have two weeks left to live?
00:13:50My dear wife, did you hear that?
00:13:52Mr. Kemal is leaving for two weeks.
00:13:55Don't talk nonsense.
00:13:57If you don't come out within two weeks, that's your problem.
00:13:59A dishonest, unscrupulous, fraudulent man.
00:14:04How dare you call my father dishonorable?
00:14:07What immoral act have you seen in him?
00:14:08Look at her, she's as short as a leg but has a tongue as long as a shoe.
00:14:11You were going to be my daughter.
00:14:13See?
00:14:14You have a neck as long as a shoe.
00:14:16You have a tongue as long as a leg.
00:14:17What if you were Mr. Kemal's daughter?
00:14:19Isn't it?
00:14:20Instead of Ali Bey acting all macho all the time
00:14:23Draft it for the host, Mr. Kemal.
00:14:25You're right, my dear wife.
00:14:26Hey Kemal!
00:14:43Good luck.
00:14:52Thanks, Niyazi brother.
00:14:54May God not let us experience any shortcomings.
00:14:55When he opened the purse strings, the poor neighborhood people became like lions.
00:15:01I don't understand lions.
00:15:02I expect medals in at least 10 weight classes.
00:15:05By God, Niyazi brother.
00:15:07Don't you worry at all.
00:15:08Otherwise, I'll cut off the letter.
00:15:10According to him.
00:15:11Is it ok?
00:15:13Brother Niyazi, Kemal Bey from over there wants to see you.
00:15:17Gee.
00:15:18What business would Mr. Kemal have with me?
00:15:22Okay, goodbye.
00:15:29Huh?
00:15:31Tell me, what's your problem?
00:15:33I'm going to offer you a job.
00:15:35I have a three-story apartment building.
00:15:37Oh, may God increase your blessings.
00:15:40I evacuated two floors.
00:15:42Someone hammered a nail.
00:15:43Hire the most skilled and unscrupulous lawyer.
00:15:46No matter what I do, I can't get it out.
00:15:50If this is your problem, don't let it ruin your mood.
00:15:52We walked through the meadow where the lawyer is now grazing 40 years ago.
00:15:56We take the shortcut.
00:15:59That's why I came to you.
00:16:01You've found the perfect doctor.
00:16:03We'll complete this task for you.
00:16:07To five?
00:16:08No way.
00:16:09It won't even cost that much.
00:16:11Are you kidding me?
00:16:13What?
00:16:18So how much does it cost?
00:16:21You misunderstood.
00:16:2350 million of my darlings.
00:16:2550 million.
00:16:27Isn't that too much, my child?
00:16:30That's all.
00:16:31There's nothing else.
00:16:34Well then, we've agreed.
00:16:41I ran away from school, I hope my father doesn't find out.
00:16:43Otherwise, he'll kill me, I swear.
00:16:44Me too.
00:16:45I'm doing everything I can to study.
00:16:46I don't know what's going to happen like this.
00:16:48Your father already seems to suspect something.
00:16:50He's giving my legs dirty looks.
00:16:51I have a feeling it's going to break.
00:16:52But I love you very much.
00:16:55Whoever separates you from me
00:16:57I'll go and kill myself first, then him.
00:17:00Crazy girl.
00:17:00If you kill yourself, who can you kill afterwards?
00:17:03Please don't make fun of me.
00:17:04Okay, don't be angry, I take back what I said.
00:17:17Me?
00:17:18Yes.
00:17:26Dad, should I drop out of school and get a job too?
00:17:28That's impossible.
00:17:30But you get very tired.
00:17:32That's impossible.
00:17:33Look, Tulu didn't read it, so was that a good thing?
00:17:35Don't move, my dear, the eggs will get cold.
00:17:38Honey, don't worry about it, we'll set the table in two minutes.
00:17:41I'm already very tired today.
00:17:44Did you know the electricity bill arrived?
00:17:47Exactly 600,000 Turkish Lira.
00:17:50We'll see tomorrow.
00:17:51Oh, the water bill has arrived too.
00:17:54250,000 Turkish Lira.
00:17:56We'll see about it tomorrow.
00:17:58We'll see, we'll see.
00:18:00There's nothing more to say.
00:18:02I don't know when we'll ever have peace of mind.
00:18:05Oh dear.
00:18:07My father's house was full of abundance.
00:18:10I wish you had stayed there, my wife.
00:18:12Then you would have us brought along with you.
00:18:15You're making fun of me.
00:18:17May it stick in your throat and knees.
00:18:19I gave you two sons, as strong as lions.
00:18:23Is this the reward, for heaven's sake?
00:18:27I hope you get hit on the head with as many rocks as I did.
00:18:32Dad's cooking.
00:18:33Dust gets on the food.
00:18:34Run.
00:18:35Run.
00:18:38We stayed, we stayed, we stayed.
00:18:40We stayed, we stayed, we stayed.
00:18:40We stayed, we stayed, we stayed.
00:18:42We're stuck here.
00:18:42We're stuck here.
00:18:53We're stuck here.
00:19:06I don't think this is an earthquake.
00:19:08I'll go and take a look.
00:19:11Mom, I'm so scared.
00:19:12Don't be afraid, my child, don't be afraid.
00:19:22Dad, watch out.
00:19:23I'll go and show them now, my dear wife.
00:19:26I'll tear them all to pieces.
00:19:59Yes, faster.
00:20:04Can we talk outside for a bit?
00:20:06Of course, please come in.
00:20:14Couldn't you find anywhere else to play basketball?
00:20:17Mr. Kemal rented this place to us. And so did Mr. Niyazi...
00:20:20Who is this Niyazi? He keeps showing up everywhere I go.
00:20:22Don't you know Niyazi abi?
00:20:25How could I not know Niyazi abi? I like him very much.
00:20:28What's the problem?
00:20:29Okay, we didn't say anything. Give my regards to Niyazi.
00:20:35Work hard, and you'll become a good basketball player.
00:20:37The kids aren't bad either. They're okay.
00:20:39Ah, that's better.
00:20:52What's going on up there?
00:20:54He rented out the upper floor to athletes.
00:20:57What right does the moon have to rent it out to athletes?
00:21:02Run to the police station, report it to the police!
00:21:04Me?
00:21:05Is this the time to disturb the police station? They must all be asleep.
00:21:23Come here, darling, come here.
00:21:28And you were telling me to go to the police station.
00:21:31It's over.
00:21:32Look at us now.
00:21:36You could clean this house in two months, not one.
00:21:41It will last. Yes, that's right.
00:21:50Oh, you're casually putting on your pajamas as if nothing happened.
00:21:55Just who knows what else is going to happen to us.
00:21:57Your first order of business tomorrow morning will be to go to the police station, so be prepared.
00:22:02No, I can't stand it. I can't stand it.
00:22:04Is this even possible?
00:22:06Don't worry, my dear wife, may the morning bring better things.
00:22:09Enough is enough.
00:22:11Look what happened to us.
00:22:13Oh my, look at this!
00:22:16He's already in bed.
00:22:18What an indifferent guy you are!
00:22:21That's the "cover up, my dear wife" vibe.
00:22:24My dear Shahika.
00:22:25No, I can't stand it.
00:22:27The first thing you do in the morning is go to the police station.
00:22:30My dear Shahika.
00:22:31What's wrong?
00:22:33Be quiet, darling.
00:22:34We fell silent.
00:22:37Oh wow.
00:22:40How beautiful the silence is.
00:22:43The silence above.
00:22:48One finds peace.
00:23:01Permission granted.
00:23:03Oh no, what's going on?
00:23:04There seems to be a wedding upstairs.
00:23:06What kind of wedding is this at this hour?
00:23:07Are they surprised?
00:23:09Go to sleep, my dear, sleep.
00:23:10What are you waiting for?
00:23:12Get up, you.
00:23:13Sleep, my dear wife, sleep.
00:23:15Get up, you pathetic loser.
00:23:17Get up.
00:23:18Okay, honey, I'm leaving.
00:23:20That's youth for you.
00:23:21Sleep, my dear wife, sleep, sleep.
00:23:23Ok.
00:23:33Yes.
00:23:35Okay.Eu,
00:23:48Menorrheic. 18 at work.
00:23:48Go. Great.
00:23:50Haruka, the children of Mercury.
00:24:06Thank you for watching.
00:24:51Thank you for watching.
00:25:08Thank you for watching.
00:25:09Enough! Enough! What the hell is going on? What's happening?
00:25:12Why did you stop, my dear wife? They're playing so well. This one doesn't know a little bit.
00:25:17Honestly, it's not my fault. It's Mr. Niyazi's fault. He's the one who arrested us.
00:25:20It's his fault.
00:25:22Come on, come on, come on, let's go out.
00:25:24Just a minute, sweetie. Just a minute, I have something to tell the kids.
00:25:27Let me tell you something, bride. You go to bed.
00:25:28I'll go and silence them both and then I'll be right back.
00:25:30Is it ok?
00:25:31You will be.
00:25:36Shoot!
00:25:54I told you to walk.
00:25:59I'll take it, sweetie.
00:26:06What is happening to us?
00:26:08Three sweethearts. Let me cover them.
00:26:10Sounds above, sounds below. Grant me patience, God.
00:26:13You're right, my dear wife, you're right.
00:26:15You're right, my dear wife, you're right. May God grant you patience.
00:26:19Good night, my dear wife.
00:26:52What's going on? What's happening, Ali?
00:26:55I'm dancing, my dear wife.
00:26:57I'm imitating Oğuz's tall son.
00:26:59Like this, from the shoulder.
00:27:00They seem to have come to see you a little bit.
00:27:08What's going on? What's wrong, son? I'm getting angry.
00:27:11Ali, I'm getting angry.
00:27:13But my dear wife, doesn't your husband enjoy being a doctor?
00:27:15I have talent.
00:27:16May the moon strike you, doctor. God willing.
00:27:19May God grant you success with your doctor's work, inshallah.
00:27:22God willing, God willing, God willing, God willing.
00:27:25May you be struck blind!
00:27:27May you be struck blind!
00:27:29You damn fool!
00:27:31You blind fool.
00:27:33May you be struck blind!
00:27:53May you be struck blind!
00:28:03Enough. Be quiet. I don't want to hear your voices.
00:28:16The teacher said she would give a speech in the middle of the lesson.
00:28:18Of course, that didn't work at all. Shouldn't Bat have lifted it to the board?
00:28:24And they have the audacity to stare me in the face.
00:28:27Come over here. They're both criminals and powerful.
00:28:29Wait a minute, Uncle Kemal. He's really not to blame.
00:28:32But Dad...
00:28:33Shut up. I'll rip your tongue out.
00:28:35Look at me, the zip line came out.
00:28:37My beautiful daughter, did she really end up with a penniless son of a penniless father like you?
00:28:40I wouldn't give you my daughter, I wouldn't even give you the old shoes on my feet.
00:28:44Dad, please.
00:28:44You can't talk to me like that, Uncle Kemal.
00:28:46I'll talk to you. Get lost before I hit you in the head with my cane.
00:28:50As for you, we'll talk to you too.
00:28:53Tomorrow I'll send Kayseri to your aunt's place, so you can understand Anya and Konya.
00:28:56Come on, hurry. We're going straight home.
00:29:00My dear Kayseri, with monthly installments of three million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand liras.
00:29:06Three million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand liras.
00:29:10Get Mert a nice, cheap overcoat too.
00:29:14So that my dear son doesn't catch a cold on his way to school.
00:29:18Don't get the wrong idea, my dear wife, but I admire your intelligence.
00:29:23So you bought Mert a coat, huh?
00:29:25Well done, you really did a great job.
00:29:27Where is Mert?
00:29:30He went to his room.
00:29:31A little gloomy.
00:29:32Its color is also bright yellow.
00:29:34Oh really, what's wrong with it?
00:29:35I don't understand
00:29:36I don't know.
00:29:37I'll go check on Mert.
00:29:39Hold this coffee for a moment.
00:29:42I'll be there shortly.
00:29:47Three million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand liras.
00:29:51Not even four million.
00:29:52No, no.
00:29:53I wish you had bought two.
00:29:55If only.
00:29:57It's a wrestling outfit.
00:30:01Is it a girl problem?
00:30:04Where did you hear that?
00:30:06Isn't she Kemal's daughter?
00:30:08Everyone in the neighborhood heard about it, son.
00:30:11So, are you angry, Dad?
00:30:12Why would I be angry, son?
00:30:14It's as if we've never been in love.
00:30:16Look inside.
00:30:17What happened?
00:30:18Did you have a fight?
00:30:20No.
00:30:20His father caught us both in the street.
00:30:22The man in Kudur.
00:30:23Oh, go crazy, son.
00:30:24There's a rabies outbreak going on right now.
00:30:25Don't get too close, it might bite!
00:30:28He sends her to her aunt's house in Kayseri.
00:30:30He called me the penniless son of a penniless father.
00:30:33Wow, those roasted chestnuts!
00:30:35Is that a problem for the commissioner?
00:30:37We just couldn't explain it.
00:30:39Oh, and I had a friend too.
00:30:45He wanted to get off somewhere near Sultanahmet.
00:30:48We downloaded it.
00:30:54After the woman left, I glanced at the back seat.
00:30:57Oh, she forgot her wallet.
00:30:58I immediately ran after him.
00:31:00I was about to hand over my wallet when the police officer intervened.
00:31:02Hey brother, just wait a minute!
00:31:03I am not a thief.
00:31:04The police say you're a thief.
00:31:06Hey brother, I'm telling you he forgot his wallet!
00:31:08I'm saying he just got off at Taksim.
00:31:09And then Hadin comes along and starts shouting that he's a thief.
00:31:12You're asking for trouble.
00:31:13Dragged straight to the police station.
00:31:16We decided to do something humane.
00:31:18He got up and reported me to the police, saying I stole his wallet.
00:31:21To the right police station.
00:31:23Of course, the commissioner already marked him once.
00:31:25No questions asked.
00:31:26Straight to the detention cell.
00:31:27Of course, they released them the next day.
00:31:30They left us there, and we stayed until we got lice.
00:31:35Would you go to the police station now?
00:31:37But Dad, those days are behind us.
00:31:40It was a coincidence.
00:31:42If you go to the police station now, everything will be resolved.
00:31:45Don't do that, Dad.
00:31:46There is a law.
00:31:47There is order.
00:31:48You're a smart man.
00:31:52Do you really think I'm intelligent?
00:31:54You are the kindest, most honorable man in the world.
00:31:58No way.
00:32:00Really?
00:32:00Honestly.
00:32:06Damn it.
00:32:08What's happening?
00:32:09What's happening?
00:32:09He was humiliated.
00:32:10What happened?
00:32:11Look at those guys, they're peeing. Show us.
00:32:13Get out of the way.
00:32:14Get out of the way.
00:32:15Move aside, move aside, move aside.
00:32:16Let me take a look at these.
00:32:21Rude men.
00:32:24Don't look.
00:32:25Don't look.
00:32:25Besides, it's nothing important, dear.
00:32:28Something like this.
00:32:29Shame on you!
00:32:31They do these things in front of his wife and daughter.
00:32:33Are you still not going to go to the police station?
00:32:35If you don't go, I'm going.
00:32:37Wait, my dear wife, wait.
00:32:38Is it possible?
00:32:39Don't meddle in men's affairs with your nail polish.
00:32:41I'll leave.
00:32:42Why would I go?
00:32:43Because... that thing got involved.
00:32:45The urine got mixed up.
00:32:46This is a man's job, I'm leaving.
00:32:49Oh wow.
00:32:50Oh, we finally sent him to the police station.
00:32:57Like this.
00:33:03Yes, what do you want?
00:33:07My boss.
00:33:08A very important matter of public order...
00:33:10...that's the situation.
00:33:12What kind of security?
00:33:13Mother-in-law?
00:33:15No, sir.
00:33:16How can I say this?
00:33:17Haha.
00:33:18Urinary.
00:33:19Urinary.
00:33:20What does "urinary" mean?
00:33:21Well, I mean...
00:33:23He doesn't mince words.
00:33:24Tell me, what's wrong?
00:33:26Sir.
00:33:28Small amount of water.
00:33:30We are not looking at that area.
00:33:33This has nothing to do with the region, sir.
00:33:35This is officially...
00:33:37...pee.
00:33:39Urine, urine.
00:33:41Chief Inspector...
00:33:42...our teams have cornered the scourge.
00:33:43Unfortunately, they missed the opportunity.
00:33:45From my jacket, which he left at the scene...
00:33:46...the ID card was issued.
00:33:47Please, sir.
00:33:51Thank goodness.
00:33:53We've got the identity of the problem in our hands.
00:34:03Catch him.
00:34:05Boss, okay, I've changed my mind.
00:34:08Let him write it wherever he wants, sir.
00:34:10Walk.
00:34:11I didn't know they were relatives.
00:34:12Honestly, I didn't know.
00:34:13Here you go, they're bringing it.
00:34:27I'm not healthy.
00:34:41Boss, we heard you trust Ali.
00:34:43It was a real nuisance.
00:34:44What?
00:34:47What?
00:34:48He'll kill me now.
00:34:56Mother.
00:34:58Mom is a police officer.
00:34:59Excuse me. What does he want?
00:35:01They're calling us all to the police station tomorrow morning.
00:35:05Don't get me wrong, girl.
00:35:07What business did we have at the police headquarters?
00:35:09They arrested my father.
00:35:11Have they arrested your father?
00:35:13You know that dreaded problem the newspapers have been writing about for months?
00:35:16Yes, there is.
00:35:17What kind of troublesome person are you talking about?
00:35:19That troublesome man was my father.
00:35:21Month.
00:35:23Oh my god, something's happening to me.
00:35:25When did he commit his last murder?
00:35:26I slaughtered a chicken a month ago.
00:35:30Who shot the three people in Pınarlar village?
00:35:32Tell me, who shot them?
00:35:33They probably went there to find out who shot them, right?
00:35:35So what do you have to say about the bus robbery?
00:35:37Honestly, they behaved a bit rudely.
00:35:39Rob forty people and then leave.
00:35:42What would you say to the women who were kidnapped and raped during the bus robbery?
00:35:47Well, I guess they'll get pregnant first, and then become mothers.
00:35:52Where did you hide the money you got from the robbery?
00:35:54Oh, look, I don't hide money.
00:35:56I'll take my salary and give it to my Turkish wife.
00:35:59He, thankfully, manages to overcome any obstacle within three days.
00:36:02Thank God we can get by with the old rent.
00:36:05That's just for now.
00:36:07My landlord, Mr. Kemal, wants to evict me.
00:36:09Actually, it happens to all of us.
00:36:11These homeowners need to be subjected to blind testing.
00:36:14Especially Mr. Kemal.
00:36:15So you want to kill Mr. Kemal too.
00:36:18That's enough chatting for now.
00:36:19I'll go home now.
00:36:21Sit down.
00:36:23The most horrific killer in the history of law enforcement.
00:36:26So far, he has killed six people, committed thirty-eight armed robberies, and kidnapped and raped five people.
00:36:33What a despicable man.
00:36:35How could anyone even smell a rose over a woman like me?
00:36:37Oh oh oh.
00:36:38But where did my parents find the time to do all this?
00:36:42Oh, look at how difficult that language is.
00:36:44Wasn't he constantly going to Anatolia under the pretext of selling goods?
00:36:47I don't believe it, my father could never do such a thing.
00:36:49Do you know better than the police?
00:36:52It was obvious, it was obvious.
00:36:55No man would be this afraid of the police at the police station.
00:37:24New, new, new place.
00:37:35Peace be upon you.
00:37:37Wa alaikum salam.
00:37:39Welcome.
00:37:40Welcome.
00:37:40Give me your hand, let me do it.
00:37:41Welcome.
00:37:42Not at all.
00:37:43Welcome.
00:37:44Let's get his jacket.
00:37:45No, I'll take it out.
00:37:47No, I'll take it out.
00:37:48No, okay, I'll take it out.
00:37:50Wait a minute, I'm getting suspicious.
00:37:52One minute.
00:37:52Not at all.
00:37:53I'll take it out.
00:37:54Welcome.
00:37:55Welcome.
00:37:56One minute.
00:37:57One minute.
00:38:03Brother Bedri in the first ward.
00:38:06Let me take a look at this.
00:38:07Brother Büşmüş.
00:38:09Good morning my baby.
00:38:09What's wrong with these chickens?
00:38:10I stole these chickens from the head guard's coop, sir.
00:38:14These are cards.
00:38:15I brought Tazez with me too.
00:38:17My lord, I would sacrifice my life for you.
00:38:19Damn, a sock shirt.
00:38:21Let's leave it at that.
00:38:22Listen up, if these shirts are too tight, I'll put them in cell number four!
00:38:25No, brother, I wrote the blanket from a life-sentence cell.
00:38:28A few more blankets back in seconds.
00:38:30We're going to open a quilt shop here, you know.
00:38:32Hakkı Adan from Adana, in the seventeenth ward, is making lahmacun (Turkish pizza).
00:38:35What kind of father?
00:38:37My lord has fallen.
00:38:38Good morning my baby.
00:38:38We'll eat by the bay in a bit.
00:38:40Come on, come on.
00:38:41Wow, look at their money!
00:38:43Thank you, thank you.
00:38:44Boss, what are we going to do with all this money?
00:38:47Do whatever you want, man.
00:38:49Good morning my baby.
00:38:49Let's go.
00:38:50Thanks, bro.
00:38:51President, what should we do with these?
00:38:52Well, it's up to you, boss.
00:38:55Boss, distribute these to the ward.
00:38:58Wow, you're awesome, boss!
00:38:59Thanks.
00:39:00Okay, sir.
00:39:01My lord.
00:39:01The flatbreads are on me too.
00:39:04One minute.
00:39:10Can I take another picture?
00:39:12Let me look this way.
00:39:13Excuse me.
00:39:14Can you take a look?
00:39:14One last pose, sir.
00:39:16Stop taking pictures and sit down.
00:39:19What's going on, Dad?
00:39:22I don't know, son.
00:39:24Now the prosecutor will read the indictment.
00:39:27Your Honor, I cannot read the indictment.
00:39:30From where?
00:39:31Because this defendant is unfortunately innocent.
00:39:34Keep going.
00:39:34Official records show that he has not committed any crimes since the amnesty law was enacted.
00:39:41Furthermore, police records indicate that in five separate incidents, the perpetrators used the nickname "Kara Bela" (meaning "black curse") to frame the defendant for the crimes.
00:39:52Therefore, I request the defendant's release.
00:39:56I was in Sting.
00:39:57Thank you.
00:39:57Gee.
00:39:57Very good.
00:40:00So, Your Honor, am I free now? Achelullah.
00:40:08Very nice empty
00:40:10arte проблем. E ona sağlık.
00:40:22Thank you! Avenue Здесь
00:40:24Very much anger.
00:40:26I have to call it. Right
00:40:28Get well soon! May God protect you, brother!
00:40:30Get well soon!
00:40:31Get well soon!
00:40:31Sorry about that, brother!
00:40:31Allah!
00:40:32Allah!
00:40:33Allah!
00:40:35Brother, I'm sick too, I'm sick!
00:40:37Get well soon!
00:40:39Get well soon!
00:40:45Get well soon!
00:40:49Get well soon!
00:40:55Get well soon!
00:40:56Dad, dad!
00:40:57Put that tray over there!
00:41:00Not!
00:41:08Let me take a look!
00:41:13So, it seems killing seventeen people is the fate of this world!
00:41:16To gain respect!
00:41:29What?
00:41:30Now for our main news!
00:41:31The notorious troublemaker, who benefited from the amnesty law, was welcomed like a king in his own neighborhood!
00:41:36Carpets were laid out in the places he passed through!
00:41:38The wedding was celebrated with great joy!
00:41:40Today, the road rage continues in various parts of the country...
00:41:43Look at this mess!
00:41:44He stole our reputation!
00:41:46I won't let them take the palace! I won't!
00:41:47I won't let you eat it!
00:41:54Ooo!
00:41:55Here you go!
00:41:56Please come in, Mr. Ali!
00:41:58Here you go!
00:41:59Here you go!
00:42:02Ah!
00:42:03That's not possible!
00:42:04For God's sake!
00:42:05Please come this way!
00:42:06Please, please!
00:42:13Please, take a seat, Mr. Ali!
00:42:16Trouble!
00:42:17Pardon!
00:42:18Mr. Karabela!
00:42:19Mr. Ali!
00:42:20Mr. Ali!
00:42:26Please rest, sir!
00:42:28Just like being in your own home!
00:42:30Sir, I hear we've been working together at the factory for many years!
00:42:36Yes!
00:42:36I drove for 15 years!
00:42:38Well done!
00:42:39We didn't appreciate your value!
00:42:41Blame our ignorance!
00:42:42From now on, if you deem it appropriate, I would like to continue our collaboration in a more important role!
00:42:49I'm also giving you a 10 million raise!
00:42:53Ten million?
00:42:55Oh, sorry!
00:42:57I meant 20!
00:42:5820?
00:43:00You meant good!
00:43:02Alright!
00:43:03What kind of job will I do?
00:43:04I'm considering you for the position of Head of Advertising Department!
00:43:09Well done, Ken!
00:43:10That's a good idea!
00:43:11I love you!
00:43:14You will be responsible for advertising all products manufactured by our factory!
00:43:19Beautiful!
00:43:20Well done, Ken!
00:43:22I only have one condition!
00:43:23Why?
00:43:25I'll always be the leading male role in commercials!
00:43:29Great!
00:43:31That's a brilliant idea!
00:43:32Well done, Ken!
00:43:33I loved you so much!
00:43:35Other men!
00:43:37What do you have more of than me?
00:43:39Isn't it?
00:43:40Huh?
00:43:41Ladies and gentlemen!
00:43:42Now we are with these ladies having a picnic at this bald cafe!
00:43:46And we ask them about our oil!
00:43:48Yes, madam!
00:43:50Here you go!
00:43:51Here you go!
00:43:52How are you, madam?
00:43:53How did you find our oil?
00:43:54A lot!
00:43:55What about you?
00:43:56Great!
00:43:57What about you?
00:43:58Oh, he's a great guy!
00:44:00We're not talking about me, madam!
00:44:01We're talking about oil!
00:44:03The infamous gangster Karabela, who has been wanted for years...
00:44:05...he was caught and detained by the police!
00:44:07He comes and enjoys himself!
00:44:09...after that he was arrested and sent to prison!
00:44:12Oh my God, look at the state of this kitchen!
00:44:15How do I wash these dishes?
00:44:16How am I going to clean all these dishes and bowls?
00:44:20I can help you if you want!
00:44:23Welcome!
00:44:25Thank you!
00:44:26Do you recognize this dish soap in my hand?
00:44:29Oh no, I don't recognize you!
00:44:31Of course you wouldn't recognize me!
00:44:32Because the top of the label...
00:44:33...on top of the label...
00:44:36...I covered it with my hand because!
00:44:39Madam, if you'll allow me...
00:44:40...let me help you!
00:44:42Thank you very much!
00:44:44Thank you so much, Karabela!
00:44:46Oh!
00:44:50Madam, why have you made this kitchen so dirty?
00:44:54You should do as Karabela did!
00:44:57If you can't clean your kitchen...
00:44:59...if you can't clean your kitchen...
00:45:03...get your kitchen cleaned!
00:45:12And our detergent too...
00:45:13...and our detergent is free!
00:45:16Well!
00:45:17It comes with a gift!
00:45:33Here you go!
00:45:34That's all!
00:45:35Who are you?
00:45:36The real Karabela!
00:45:38Trouble!
00:45:39It's been a long time since we caught Karabela!
00:45:40Don't waste our time trying to promote yourself; things will turn out badly later!
00:45:43Sir/Madam Commissioner!
00:45:44Kill me!
00:45:46Royal!
00:45:47But give credit where credit is due!
00:45:49Deny my God!
00:45:50I am the real Karabela!
00:45:51That guy sat cross-legged on his honor...
00:45:53...he's enjoying it!
00:45:55Wow!
00:45:55Hey!
00:45:55Tell me the truth about this matter in that way!
00:46:00Exactly five years ago...
00:46:02...a death warrant has been issued against me!
00:46:05The police, the gendarmerie, they're all after me!
00:46:07They're giving us no respite!
00:46:09I hide in the forest day and night!
00:46:11Give it to him, give it to him!
00:46:12I can't cope!
00:46:14Let the truth come out!
00:46:17Spread my name!
00:46:17The real Karabela has been caught!
00:46:24Ali Güvener, who was previously arrested...
00:46:26...he turned out to be just an ordinary citizen!
00:46:31Wow!
00:46:32Wow!
00:46:34I'll show you, you bastard!
00:46:38What the hell are you doing here?
00:46:40Welcome!
00:46:41I'm thinking of an advertising campaign!
00:46:43It's about airplanes!
00:46:44I'm working for her!
00:46:45Take your studies with you!
00:46:47Here!
00:46:48You damn fraud!
00:46:50You shameless bastard!
00:46:52You shameless thing!
00:46:54If I ever see him near my daughter again...
00:46:56...I'll blow your brains out!
00:46:57The fraudster Karabela got his hands on it!
00:46:58Is he a fraud?
00:46:59Subject to!
00:47:00If he doesn't vacate the house within two days...
00:47:01...I know what I'll do!
00:47:03It was Karabela!
00:47:04Come on girl, come on!
00:47:07Devol!
00:47:08Come on!
00:47:11We'll settle this at home too!
00:47:12Walk!
00:47:19Walk!
00:47:23Walk!
00:47:24Walk!
00:47:27Walk!
00:47:30Walk!
00:47:36Walk!
00:47:37Walk!
00:47:37Walk!
00:47:39Walk!
00:47:39Walk!
00:47:40Shame on you!
00:47:42You really fooled you all, didn't you?!
00:47:44Walk!
00:47:46Walk!
00:47:46Walk!
00:47:47Walk!
00:47:54May you be blinded in both eyes, God willing.
00:47:56Were you going to do this to me too?
00:47:58Were you going to do this too?
00:48:00I finally found something to be proud of, after forty years.
00:48:03And hopefully it will sink in its place.
00:48:04Look at this terrible mess.
00:48:07What if you were surrounded by utter misfortune?
00:48:09May your eyes be blinded
00:48:11And you made me wash your feet too.
00:48:13Isn't it
00:48:14I washed it too.
00:48:15Did you know your fault, why did you have it washed?
00:48:18Damn it, it's our fault!
00:48:41Isn't that Mr. Kemal again?
00:48:43Uh huh
00:48:48Please forgive me.
00:48:52It's all my fault.
00:48:57Or do you now look down on me?
00:48:59You are the best dad in the world.
00:49:16Oh, the curse!
00:49:22May you eat Sıkkım, God willing.
00:49:24May you be struck blind!
00:50:05Dad, do something!
00:50:07What will happen now?
00:50:33Will this job never end?
00:50:39What happened?
00:50:42What do you think?
00:50:43To where?
00:50:44Far away
00:50:44My father said we can't stay in this neighborhood anymore.
00:50:46Will I never see you again?
00:50:49I don't know.
00:50:49Write letters often
00:50:51I need to know where it is.
00:50:52I'll run away and come to you.
00:50:53Of course I'll write.
00:50:56How many times have we told you, damn it?
00:50:58Kemal Efendi's daughter didn't follow him around, did she?
00:51:00You can't stop me from walking down the street, can you?
00:51:03Let's see if we get involved or not.
00:51:06Even the clan, man, this
00:51:06Father, for God's sake, tell them not to do it.
00:51:09Father, for God's sake, tell them not to do it.
00:51:45This cauldron is not enough.
00:51:48More
00:52:09Fear God!
00:52:10Oh, let's have a sweet talk, please come in!
00:52:13No
00:52:14But I have a solid contract.
00:52:16You got that contract.
00:52:17Here you go, Mr. Kemal, enjoy your meal.
00:52:20Mr. Kemal
00:52:22Mr. Kemal
00:52:23You are crying
00:52:24Please don't cry, Mr. Kemal, please don't cry.
00:52:28At this age
00:52:29Do you really look this age, Mr. Kemal?
00:52:32What should I do?
00:52:33My dear wife, what should I do?
00:52:35I'll win the case this time.
00:52:36No matter how much you make me cry
00:52:39Even if you make me ache
00:52:40That's how it is.
00:52:41This is my last visit.
00:52:43Ah
00:52:43God willing, Mr. Kemal, God willing.
00:52:45Up to two weeks
00:52:47Mr. Kemal
00:52:48Do you only have two weeks left to live?
00:52:50My dear wife, did you hear that?
00:52:52Mr. Kemal
00:52:52Two weeks
00:52:53He's leaving
00:52:56Don't talk nonsense
00:52:56If it doesn't come out within two weeks, that's up to you.
00:53:00Dishonest, heartless
00:53:01The con man
00:53:05By what right do you call my father dishonorable?
00:53:07What immoral act have you seen in him?
00:53:09Look at this
00:53:09It's as short as a leg.
00:53:10He has a tongue as long as a shoe.
00:53:11You were going to be my daughter.
00:53:12Oh oh
00:53:13See?
00:53:14You have a neck as long as a shoe.
00:53:15You have a tongue as long as a leg.
00:53:17What if you were Mr. Kemal's daughter?
00:53:19Isn't it?
00:53:20Instead of Ali Bey acting all macho all the time
00:53:23Draft to the host, Mr. Kemal.
00:53:25You're right, my dear wife.
00:53:26Mr. Kemal
00:53:27Life
00:53:43Good luck
00:53:52Thanks, Niyazi abi.
00:53:54May God not let us experience any lack of it.
00:53:55When you open the bag
00:53:57The poor people of the neighborhood became lions.
00:54:01I don't understand lions.
00:54:03I expect medals in at least 10 weight classes.
00:54:05By God, Niyazi abi
00:54:07Don't you worry at all.
00:54:08Otherwise I'll cut off the barley.
00:54:10According to him
00:54:10Is it ok?
00:54:13Brother Niyazi
00:54:14Mr. Kemal from that neighborhood.
00:54:15He wants to see you.
00:54:17Gee
00:54:18What business would Mr. Kemal have with me?
00:54:22Alright, see ya!
00:54:30Tell me about it.
00:54:31What's your problem?
00:54:33I'm going to offer you a job.
00:54:35I have a three-story apartment building.
00:54:37Ooo
00:54:38May God increase it.
00:54:39I evacuated two floors.
00:54:42Someone hammered a nail.
00:54:43He hired the most skilled of the dishonest lawyers.
00:54:46What should I do?
00:54:47No matter what I do, I can't get it out.
00:54:50If this is your problem
00:54:51Don't get discouraged.
00:54:52From the meadow where the lawyer was grazing
00:54:54We passed through 40 years ago.
00:54:56We take the shortcut.
00:54:59That's why I came to you.
00:55:00You've found the perfect doctor.
00:55:03This job is for you
00:55:04We complete it to a half.
00:55:06To five?
00:55:08No way!
00:55:09It won't even cost that much.
00:55:11Are you kidding me?
00:55:18So how much does it cost?
00:55:21You misunderstood.
00:55:2350 million of my darlings
00:55:2550 million
00:55:27Isn't that too much, my child?
00:55:30That's all.
00:55:31There's nothing else.
00:55:34Since that's the case, we've agreed.
00:55:42I ran away from school, I hope my father doesn't find out.
00:55:43Otherwise, he'll kill me, I swear.
00:55:45Me too
00:55:45He's doing everything he can to help me with my studies.
00:55:46I don't know what's going to happen like this.
00:55:48Your father already seems to suspect something.
00:55:50He's giving my legs dirty looks.
00:55:51I think it's going to break.
00:55:53But I love you very much.
00:55:56Whoever separates you from me
00:55:57I'll go and kill myself first, then him.
00:56:00Crazy girl
00:56:00If you kill yourself, who can you kill next?
00:56:03Please don't mock me.
00:56:04Okay, don't be angry, I take back what I said.
00:56:17I took it off.
00:56:19Thank God the house rent is the same as the old rent.
00:56:21We can get by.
00:56:22That's for now.
00:56:23The host is Mr. Kemal.
00:56:25He wants to kick me out of the house.
00:56:26Actually, it happens to all of us, of course.
00:56:28These homeowners
00:56:29It needs to be cut with blind tests.
00:56:31Especially Mr. Kemal
00:56:32So you want to kill Mr. Kemal too?
00:56:35That's enough chatting for now.
00:56:36I'll go home now.
00:56:38Sit down
00:56:40The most horrific killer in the history of law enforcement.
00:56:43He has killed 6 people so far.
00:56:45He committed 38 armed robberies.
00:56:47He kidnapped and raped 5 people.
00:56:50What an immoral scoundrel!
00:56:52How could anyone even smell a rose over a woman like me?
00:56:55But Mom...?
00:56:56Where did your father find the time to do all this?
00:56:59Oh my, look at the difficulty of your tongue!
00:57:01It makes a buzzing sound, a rustling sound.
00:57:02Wasn't he going to Anatolia under the pretext of selling goods?
00:57:05I don't believe it, your father could never do such things.
00:57:07Do you know better than the police, Sert?
00:57:10It was obvious, it was obvious.
00:57:11No man would be this afraid of the police at the police station.
00:57:53Peace be upon you.
00:57:54Wa alaikum salam
00:57:55Allah bless
00:58:47I stole it from his hen house, boss.
00:58:48These are cards.
00:58:50I brought my wife too.
00:58:51My lord, I would sacrifice my life for you.
00:58:53Damn, sock shirt
00:58:55Let's see
00:58:56Listen up, if these shirts are too tight, I'll throw them in cell number four!
00:59:00No, man, I wrote the blanket from the prison ward.
00:59:03If we get a few more quilts, we'll open a quilt shop around here, you know.
00:59:07Hakkı Adan from Adana, in cell number 17, is eating lahmacun.
00:59:10What kind of father?
00:59:11My lord has been drinking.
00:59:12Great. We'll eat by the bay in a bit.
00:59:15Come on, come on.
00:59:16Oh my God. Look at their money!
00:59:18Thank you, thank you.
00:59:19Boss, what are we going to do with all this money?
00:59:22Do whatever you want, man.
00:59:23Okay. Let's go.
00:59:25Thanks, bro.
00:59:26President, what should we do with these?
00:59:27Well, it's up to you, boss.
00:59:29Boss, distribute these to the ward.
00:59:33Wow, you're awesome, boss!
00:59:34Okay, sir.
00:59:35My lord.
00:59:36The flatbreads are on me too.
00:59:38Come to Karabena.
00:59:40Let's take a picture.
00:59:42One minute.
00:59:44Can I take another picture?
00:59:47One more pose.
00:59:51Stop taking pictures and sit down.
00:59:55What's going on, Dad?
00:59:57I don't know, son.
00:59:58Now the prosecutor will read the indictment.
01:00:01Your Honor, I cannot read the indictment.
01:00:05From where?
01:00:06Because this defendant is unfortunately innocent.
01:00:08Keep going.
01:00:10Official records show that he has not committed any crimes since the amnesty law was enacted.
01:00:15Furthermore, police records indicate that in five separate incidents, the perpetrators used the nickname "Kara Bela" (meaning "black curse") to frame the defendant for the crimes.
01:00:26Therefore, I request the defendant's release.
01:00:34So, Judge, am I free now?
01:01:03Get well soon, may God protect you, brother.
01:01:13Get well soon, brother.
01:01:20Get well soon.
01:01:23Get well soon.
01:01:25Get well soon, brother.
01:01:26Enjoy these days.
01:01:27Keep your feet down here.
01:01:30Come here, you too.
01:01:31But Dad, put that tray over there.
01:01:36Not.
01:01:44No, let me see.
01:01:46Head, head, head.
01:01:49So, it seems killing seventeen people is part of this world.
01:01:52To gain respect.
01:02:04Now for our main news stories.
01:02:07The notorious criminal, who benefited from the amnesty law, was welcomed like a king in his own neighborhood.
01:02:12Carpets were laid out in the places he passed through.
01:02:14The wedding was celebrated with great joy.
01:02:16Today, traffic monsters are occurring in various parts of the country...
01:02:19Damn, look at my hand, it's ticking the pulse.
01:02:21I won't let them take the palace, I won't let them!
01:02:31Please, please, Mr. Ali, please.
01:02:34Please, please.
01:02:38Ah, that won't work there.
01:02:39For God's sake.
01:02:40Please come this way.
01:02:42Please, please.
01:02:44Here you go.
01:02:47Here you go.
01:02:49Please, please.
01:02:49Please, sit down, Mr. Ali.
01:02:51Karabela.
01:02:53Excuse me, Mr. Karabela.
01:02:55Mr. Ali.
01:02:56Mr. Ali.
01:03:02Please rest, sir.
01:03:04Just like being in your own home.
01:03:06Sir, I hear we've been working together at the factory for many years.
01:03:11Yes, I drove a car for 15 years.
01:03:14Well done.
01:03:15We didn't appreciate your worth.
01:03:16Blame it on our ignorance.
01:03:18From now on, if you deem it appropriate,
01:03:21I want to continue our collaboration with a better role.
01:03:25I'm also increasing your salary by 10 million.
01:03:29Ten million?
01:03:31Oh, sorry.
01:03:32I meant 20.
01:03:3420?
01:03:35You meant "good".
01:03:37So, what kind of job will I do?
01:03:41I'm considering you for the position of Head of Advertising.
01:03:44Well done, Ken.
01:03:46You've thought this through well.
01:03:47I loved you.
01:03:50You will be responsible for advertising all products manufactured by our factory.
01:03:55Beautiful.
01:03:56Well done, Ken.
01:03:58I only have one condition.
01:03:59Why?
01:04:01I'll always be the leading male role in commercials.
01:04:05Great.
01:04:06That's a brilliant idea.
01:04:08Well done, Ken.
01:04:09I love you very much.
01:04:11Other men.
01:04:12What place does it have that's beyond my reach?
01:04:15Isn't it?
01:04:16Ladies and gentlemen.
01:04:18We are now with these ladies having a picnic at Kelala Kahva.
01:04:22And we ask them about our oil.
01:04:24Yes, madam.
01:04:26Here you go.
01:04:27Here you go.
01:04:28How are you, madam?
01:04:29How did you find our oil?
01:04:30A lot.
01:04:30What about you?
01:04:32Great.
01:04:32What about you?
01:04:34Oh, he's a great guy.
01:04:36We're not talking about me, ma'am.
01:04:37We're talking about oil.
01:04:38The notorious gangster Karabela, who had been sought for years, was apprehended and taken into custody by the police.
01:04:43He comes and enjoys himself.
01:04:48Oh my God, look at the state of this kitchen.
01:04:50How do I wash these dishes?
01:04:52How am I going to clean all these dishes and plates?
01:04:56I can help you if you'd like.
01:04:59Welcome.
01:05:00Thank you.
01:05:01Do you recognize this dish soap in my hand?
01:05:05Oh no, I don't recognize you.
01:05:06Of course you wouldn't recognize me.
01:05:08Because the top of the label...
01:05:09Above the label...
01:05:11I covered the label with my hand because of that.
01:05:14Madam, if you'll allow me, I'll help you.
01:05:18Thank you very much.
01:05:19Thank you so much, Karabela.
01:05:25Madam, why have you made this kitchen so dirty?
01:05:30It would be best if you did the same as Karabela.
01:05:33If you can't clean your kitchen...
01:05:35This too?
01:05:36If you can't clean your kitchen, then leave it to someone else to clean.
01:05:47And our detergent too...
01:05:49What's more, our detergent is included as a gift.
01:05:52Only.
01:05:53It comes as a gift.
01:06:09That's all for now.
01:06:11Who are you?
01:06:12The real Karabela.
01:06:14It's been two months since we captured Karabela.
01:06:16Don't waste our time trying to promote yourself; things will turn out badly later.
01:06:19Sir/Madam Commissioner.
01:06:20Kill me.
01:06:22Hang them.
01:06:22But don't deny the good its due.
01:06:24I deny God.
01:06:25The real Karabela is me.
01:06:27That guy has settled right into his reputation.
01:06:29I'm enjoying it.
01:06:30Yeah.
01:06:31Tell it in that style.