00:00homeless guy tried to attack me
00:01black homeless guy with crossed eyes
00:03tried to fight me and he asked
00:05he said in the back of my head
00:06how many slaves did your grandparents own
00:09I'm sorry but I'm imagining a guy
00:11who looks like Beetlejuice saying this to you
00:13he looked like Beetlejuice if he was stretched out
00:15if you put Beetlejuice on the rack
00:17if he got ran over in Roger Rabbit
00:18he walked in and I was checking out
00:21I was buying our Guinness and Lucy's
00:23and he walked in and he's like
00:24these headphones don't fucking work
00:26and then he decided it was my fault
00:28and then he just to the back of my head
00:29he's like how many of your
00:31your forefathers owned my forefathers
00:33and I was like
00:34Jesus Christ
00:35I was like me and I looked at him
00:37he goes yeah I'm looking at you
00:38and both of his eyes were looking on either side of my body
00:41like a lizard
00:42I was like well you're technically not looking at me
00:45you're looking around me
00:46but that's how much I love Lucy
