00:00Indian-born?
00:00Yeah.
00:01That's nasty.
00:01There was the guy shitting on the beach.
00:04Um...
00:05The Indian guy shitting on a...
00:06Oh, do you want to watch the Indian guy shit on the beach, Chase?
00:08Yeah, that was the one I didn't send you the other day, because I was just so, like...
00:11Fine.
00:12Ugh.
00:14It was just an Indian guy who looks like Rasputin.
00:16Canadian woman finds Indian immigrant pooping at the Wasaga beach.
00:19Oh, yeah.
00:19Somebody sent this to me today.
00:20Oh, this rocks.
00:21Play it.
00:22A woman who, yeah, looks like Zoe Nationale.
00:24No, madam.
00:24You can't poop on the beach!
00:26I...
00:27Everywhere is where my poop is.
00:30I need to poop on.
00:32No, madam.
00:33That's what we're saying.
00:35We've been insane this episode, and you feel bad, and then a guy...
00:38I know.
00:39A guy being confronted literally goes, everywhere is where my poop is.
00:42Everywhere is where my poop is.
00:44Everywhere is where my poop is.
00:44Everywhere should be my poop.
00:46Every...
00:46On your chest, my poop will be...
00:49Every shit, every turd.
00:51Every turd.
00:51Every turd.
00:52That's their version of Manifest Destiny.
00:54So it looks like she confronts him here?
00:56God, this is so awkward.
00:59I'm glad she's filming this.
01:00A beautiful beach.
01:01And a woman who, by the way, looks like...
01:03What am I to say?
01:04Ten years ago, she would be watching New Girl and being like, I'm gonna learn the ukulele.
01:07Yes, exactly.
01:08That should be her life, and now she's filming Indian guy shit everywhere.
01:11He's running into the...
01:11The guy looks like a cult leader for, like, a microbiome.
01:16Oh, he's the cult leader in Osmosis Jones.
01:18He's the cult leader, yeah, inside the body, he leads a cult for your intestines.
01:23Hey, excuse me.
01:25Hello?
01:26Hello.
01:27Hello.
01:27Hello.
01:28I'm one of the men of mystery.
01:31I'm a mystery man, and I'm taking poop.
01:33My superpower is taking poop.
01:35Don't worry, I won't get a hemorrhoid.
01:37I know our new generation, they're on the phone.
01:41There we are.
01:41They say they scroll, I do not scroll.
01:45Madam.
01:45No, you can't.
01:47You can't.
01:48Don't.
01:49No, you can't.
01:50No, madam.
01:50You can't.
01:51It's like today.
01:52You cannot poop on the beach.
01:54Madam.
01:55You cannot.
01:56This is Canada.
01:57Madam, this is...
01:58You cannot poop pooping.
02:00Ma'am, I would love to , but I am pooping.
02:05I cannot be when I poop, ma'am.
02:07Jesus, go spread your legs, wait for...
02:10Ha, ha, ha...
02:10Lord,
02:10I am pooping, I am pooping, I am pooping, what I am pooping.
02:11The sacrificialcko is put on the shrine a natural Jeremiah and the plague where the king will be on theяс
02:11.
02:11You
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