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The Wild Financial Advice This Comedian Received Growing Up

A discussion contrasting traditional gifts with absurd financial and asset investments.

These are Clips of the Lemon Party Podcast I think their channel is PunishedLP check them out, them YN also on Patreon. Ben Avery and Jace the fat one and devan costa, its not Devin is Devan. Good luck with your life kill tony.

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Transcript
00:00You know what the Goyim do?
00:01I'm not going to make ice cream.
00:02They go, oh, son, you're 16.
00:03Here's a car I bought for $4,000 that's going to be worthless in four years.
00:08It's going to break down on its last leg, and you're going to leave it on the side of the
00:11road.
00:12That's Goy Slop?
00:12That's Goy Slop.
00:14Here's being a J.
00:15If someone goes, hey, I opened up a Roth IRA for you.
00:19I made you an employee of my company.
00:21I bought $5,000 worth of X stock when you were one, and now it's worth $400,000.
00:26When you retire, it's $4 million.
00:28That's a compounding interest.
00:29If I was an evangelical, I would have spent that $4,000 on a car.
00:33That was depreciating rapidly.
00:34But a Jewish person does the smart thing.
00:36They go, hey, son, I bought you a blues musician.
00:39You own all the rights to everything, every string he ever plays.
00:44Son, you own Blind Lemon Jefferson.
00:46He's in a cage in the basement of our Jewish house.
00:49Son, I bought you the Commodores.
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