00:00Yeah, it was like a...
00:01He just loves it.
00:02He can't get enough of it, that guy.
00:05But that's Dana White for you.
00:07You went up to Dana Point.
00:09Speaking of Dana's.
00:11I did.
00:11I was at a wine festival with my family.
00:14My mom's boyfriend, at the end of the night, we went to a restaurant,
00:19and I looked at his pants, and he had pissed himself.
00:24Like Liam Neeson.
00:25He literally had the Liam Neeson pants.
00:26Did you confront him?
00:27Did he now?
00:28No, we all kind of laughed, and then no one said anything.
00:32He's a sweet man.
00:33I love him dearly.
00:35But he was still cogent the entire time.
00:37A little bit.
00:37I mean, he was eating his fish tacos, kind of like David Hasselhoff
00:41eating the Wendy's burger in that famous video of him on the floor.
00:45Eating the tacos sideways.
00:46He was just finished.
00:47But yeah, that was it.
00:48But yeah, we went to this fucking wine festival,
00:50and he's amazingly, incredibly generous,
00:52and he bought tickets for everybody,
00:54and you get to just eat endless amounts of food
00:56and just drink beer and wine.
00:58and stuff, and you have to stand around
00:59a bunch of white ladies dressed like Doc Holliday.
01:03But it was nice.
01:04Yeah.
01:05Yeah.
01:05That's got a rule to be a rich old guy
01:07and piss yourself in public,
01:08and nobody says anything.
01:10We didn't want to say anything.
01:11We kept trying to be like,
01:12maybe.
01:13He wiped his hands on his pants.
01:14But it was just a perfect pool right near him.
01:18Like went down both pants legs.
01:20Just one.
01:20Hit the seam.
01:21But there was a little spot,
01:22and then my other uncle just couldn't stop laughing,
01:25and he had no clue what he was laughing at.
01:27And that's great because President Clinton said the
01:27and we Yeah.
01:27I can do it.
01:27Oh look.
01:28You see too.
01:28Everything's saying that
01:29Yeah.
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