00:00Let me actually cook.
00:01He literally killed them.
00:03Suicide.
00:04They killed themselves in street porn.
00:07In porn.
00:09He jumped the first reported death.
00:11He jumped into street porn.
00:13Death by porn.
00:14Death by porn.
00:15That's unbelievable.
00:17That's real.
00:18Yes.
00:19It's such a poor country.
00:20They're committing suicide by porn.
00:22They're killing themselves in the grill.
00:26It's like cricket soup.
00:27He's like, fuck it.
00:29Fuck it.
00:31Fuck it all, my friend.
00:33Let the porn take me to hell.
00:40I want to come back as a big bug.
00:42Oh, shit.
00:45Man, what a terrible life.
00:47It looks like one guy pulls the skin off his arm trying to pull it off.
00:51The degloving?
00:52Another guy goes, ouch, did not see that.
00:53Let me see that.
00:55I can't watch the degloving shit.
00:57But if I don't think about how sad it is, it's very funny.
01:03If I reduce him to a two-dimensional object, it's very funny to me.
01:06He thinks he's like a lamb.
01:08Yeah.
01:09He's boba.
01:10I am boba.
01:11I like how also even people trying to save him are like slipping and falling.
01:15It's like unbelievable.
01:16I know.
01:16You fucks.
01:17It's three stooges shit.
01:18Whatever.
01:19I mean, obviously he wanted the ****.
01:22Yeah.
01:23**** suicide.
01:24Imagine like treating a **** a **** a **** a **** pot of porridge like it's the Atlantic
01:30Ocean.
01:31Yeah.
01:31It's a bridge you're jumping off of.
01:34Yeah.
01:35Like you're the detective in The Sopranos.
01:36What are we?
01:37Yeah.
01:37What is?
01:38Why?
01:39**** yourself that way.
01:40Imagine that guy comes into the pit and they're like, what happened to this guy?
01:44It's like he tried to kill **** up with porridge.
01:46With porridge.
01:47They're like, just let him die.
01:48**** his brains out like a horse.
01:50I'm not being cooked in the porch.
01:54You're being cooked in the porch, my friend.
01:55You're cooking in porridge, my friend.
01:57They're pulling his legs.
01:58They're like, no, imagine the ribs.
02:02You have so much to rape for.
02:07Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:08Think of your wife, her sister.
02:10It's kind of crazy that he like still stands up and kind of keeps moving.
02:13I know.
02:14That's got to be pure shock.
02:16Ugh.
02:17That rocks.
02:18Yeah, the degloving shit is brutal.
02:20I hate that.
02:21What if he was just really hungry?
02:23It would be actually pretty funny if they brought him to the hospital and the doctors are like,
02:27okay, give me some diarrhea stat.
02:29Yeah, we're hooking you up, my friend.
02:31They're hitting like their...
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