00:00No.
00:00Oh, the kids could go see that again.
00:02No, they were asleep alone at the house for a long time.
00:04Oh, so this was an escape.
00:06Yeah.
00:06You're supposed to escape to a movie like Sideways when you have kids.
00:10You're not supposed to go see the kids' movie.
00:11If they were showing Sideways, I'd be at Sideways right now.
00:14That's true.
00:14I wouldn't be doing this show if they were showing Sideways right now.
00:17Can you imagine if we had a Sideways?
00:18I would call you and be like, I'll meet you in two and a half hours.
00:21I would drive to San Diego to go see Sideways.
00:23We would drive halfway and meet in Orange, California and watch Sideways.
00:27Sorry to interrupt with my question.
00:29Oh, so basically, if I woke up in the middle of space and there was nobody there, but
00:34you're in this environment where Melissa Vaintraub's body is perfectly preserved.
00:38That's what I'm saying.
00:39That's all I was thinking about during the movie.
00:41Doesn't she die?
00:42She dies.
00:42But she doesn't decompose.
00:44That's such bullshit.
00:44So you open her and she's basically a sex doll.
00:46Yeah, Ryan Gosling's just titty-fucking her dead body.
00:49In his mind, he's like, this is the end of my life.
00:54Listen, I don't want anyone to think of a bad guy if I was Ryan Gosling in that movie.
00:59There's not a chance in hell I would have ever made the connection with the alien.
01:02Ever!
01:02Ever!
01:03Ever!
01:03Ever!
01:03Ever!
01:03Ever!
01:04Ever!
