00:09Come on, just let me set you up with the guy.
00:12No, I'm giving up.
00:14I have had an unprecedented streak of shitty boyfriends.
00:17I need a tiny commemorative jersey for my vagina because we are retiring.
00:21Ew.
00:22Ugh.
00:23My own life doesn't even pass the Bechdel test.
00:25Which test is that?
00:26The one where you get labeled like introvert or feeling or pervert?
00:30No.
00:31Alison Bechdel is an artist who believes that two female characters should talk about something other than men.
00:36Well, you can talk about work.
00:38When you're done, I need you to pull all the character designs on the Letterman Project.
00:42Good idea.
00:43Yep, thank you.
00:44On our way.
00:45Yep.
00:48Okay.
00:49Anyway, so his name is Johan.
00:52I know him through Thor.
00:53We met at the Integratron.
00:54Just be adventurous.
00:55Do it.
00:55I'm adventurous.
00:56I just signed up to take a class at the Magic Annex tonight.
00:59Ooh, that's good.
01:01Magic is a major sausage fest.
01:03Not a lot of girls do it.
01:04No, no, no.
01:05I love magic.
01:06I'm the kid the tricks are for.
01:08So cute.
01:09And you know you do meet your soulmate when you do weird shit.
01:11I met Thor when we did naked disco yoga together at Burning Man.
01:15And I saw his happy baby.
01:16And it was...
01:18I couldn't look away.
01:19It was amazing.
01:20Anyway, I'm really excited for you to fuck a wizard tonight.
01:23It'll be magical.
01:26Who's ready for a show?
01:29Magic tricks don't work out.
01:31I happen to have a bit of a green thumb.
01:37Just a little tray here.
01:39Did I miss anything?
01:40Yeah, you missed the magic.
01:42Ah!
01:44There you go.
01:45Sir, take it home to the wife.
01:46I'll go get one.
01:52This is not as majestic as I hoped.
01:55Yeah, this is some BS.
01:57And that was magic.
02:01So, um, so how'd you do it?
02:03Uh, very well.
02:06Alright, for my next trick.
02:07Um...
02:08Yes, young lady?
02:08Yeah, should we be taking notes, or...?
02:11Well, this is just level one.
02:13I can't be expected to give my secrets away just to any charlatan.
02:15You have to earn it.
02:16By paying $350 to the magic annex?
02:19Magic is not for sale!
02:21Oh.
02:22Okay.
02:22Write that down.
02:23But I am available for birthday parties and bar mitzvahs.
02:26So much for learning how to pull a rabbit out of my asshole.
02:30Actually, uh, it takes a lot more than a nice carrot.
02:33I mean, I could've teach you the secret if you want to ditch the annex with me.
02:37Grab a drink.
02:39Okay, okay, okay.
02:40Got something else about me.
02:42Okay, um, you were...
02:45born in America.
02:46Wow.
02:47That was amazing.
02:49It was Japan.
02:50But otherwise, you nailed it.
02:53Alright?
02:54Yo, but, okay.
02:56This might sound super cheesy.
02:59But meeting you tonight was magic.
03:01Yeah, that was super cheesy.
03:03Yeah, I thought so.
03:04You heard it when you came out of your mouth?
03:05Yeah, it didn't sound like that in my head, but now it came out extra cheesy.
03:09My bad.
03:09It was like Gorgonzola.
03:11I mean, I don't know.
03:13So you believe in all the fairytale magic bullshit then?
03:16I mean, magic is just what we can't understand, right?
03:19Right.
03:19It's easy to believe in that.
03:24Oh!
03:26That's pretty...
03:26Yeah.
03:27It's good.
03:28I'm sorry.
03:29Oh my God.
03:30Are you okay?
03:30I just have some...
03:32Whoa!
03:34Wow, what did you eat today?
03:36Oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:36So full.
03:37That looks magically delicious.
03:38Did you eat a rainbow or something?
03:40Red, green, white.
03:41Wow.
03:42Ta-da!
03:42Did you have that in your mouth the whole time?
03:44Like with the margarita in there?
03:45Yes, it's last night.
03:46I like swallowed it.
03:48So...
03:48It would be a great drug mule, honestly.
03:58This doesn't feel like a one-night stand.
04:01We should just get married.
04:05Yeah, I know you're not supposed to say stuff like that.
04:08I sound crazy.
04:10No, you sound...
04:13Impulsive.
04:14That's a nice word for crazy.
04:17I don't know.
04:17You just make me want to do the Sunday morning crossword puzzle together in bed.
04:23I mean, it's just...
04:25It feels like the beginning of something.
04:28God, this is like straight up lady porn.
04:32Getting married at the magic annex.
04:34Oh God, that sounds terrible.
04:38Oh my God, if you are not being serious, it's gonna be a huge mindfuck later, you know that?
04:45Also, if you're being serious, it's also a mindfuck.
04:49That guy sounds like a complete sociopath.
04:52I mean, who wants to get married on the first date?
04:53I think it's romantic.
04:56It's how it was for Thor and me on the first date.
04:59Just like love at first sight.
05:01Yeah, I don't know if it's moving too fast or if that's how it works, you know?
05:06I do feel like woodland creatures dressed me this morning.
05:09Yeah, I bet he does this at every magic class.
05:11Hey, if you don't like whimsy and magic, then fuck you.
05:13Yeah, also Amanda, just don't listen to Brayden.
05:17Obviously.
05:18Oh, well, have you checked his online shit?
05:20No, I haven't checked his online shit.
05:22Dating profiles, Facebook.
05:24What?
05:25Are you serious?
05:26You wanna get murdered, right?
05:27Well, yeah, because everyone got murdered before Facebook.
05:30Hey everyone, we don't need police anymore, we have Facebook!
05:34I should probably just look him up for safety.
05:37What's his ass name?
05:38I don't know.
05:40You're reckless.
05:41New Amanda.
05:47Hey.
05:48Hey.
05:48Hey, you're pacing.
05:50Are you nervous about something?
05:52No.
05:52I'm just waiting for Chris to pick me up for a second date.
05:55Oh.
05:56A second date?
05:57You can't do it.
05:59It's Chris.
06:00Hi, Chris.
06:03You went for coffee.
06:09I'm sorry, you're going to marry the barista?
06:15Come on Amanda, come on.
06:17You're a strong woman.
06:19You have 99% of the same DNA as Katy Perry.
06:22Hi.
06:23Brayden told me what happened.
06:25I'm sorry.
06:26I'm sorry.
06:30I'm sorry.
06:32Are you laughing and crying at the same time?
06:36I'm a mess.
06:37I can't come into work tomorrow.
06:39I'm just going to lie and tell Kathy I have cramps.
06:41Okay.
06:47Hello Amanda.
06:49Lyric.
06:50Oh shit.
06:51I can see that you're distressed.
06:53But whatever this is, I think it's hilarious and you should draw the shit out of it.
06:58Oh.
06:58And stop talking about it.
07:01Okay.
07:02Can you put this in recycling for me?
07:03Yeah.
07:08Was she there the whole time?
07:10Probably.
07:11I'm in the clear though I think, right?
07:13Oh Jesus.
07:28Where the kingdom are you?
07:29Oh boy.
07:33Oh my God.
07:35Oh my God.
07:39Yes.
07:46Ooh.
07:48Oh my God.
07:52Good Lord.
07:53Is there any way?
