5 Phases of Going To The Gynecologist

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In an ideal world, you wouldn't have to go to the doctor: You would magically be healthy all the time. Unfortunately, you are human. And if you're a female human, that means you've gotta hit up the gynecologist at some point. Sorry.  The gyno visit is pretty high on the list of the most uncomfortable experiences out there. Between the Pap smear and the boob smooshing, it's all just kind of...awkward. But can we agree that the hardest part about your visit is finding a doctor you actually like? In this dream-scenario video, we see the truth about what finding a gyno is like â and what our perfect doctor would do. Can you say "all-clear beer?

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00:00There's nothing wrong with having multiple sexual partners.

00:03That's right, gyno, but it does come with health risks.

00:07You know what?

00:09Uh, this isn't really working for me anymore.

00:11So?

00:12Why?

00:13Is it something I said?

00:19I actually got one in Chinatown,

00:20and for an extra $10, they'll give you a foot massage.

00:23You know, I knew a really good one, but then she died.

00:27So, if you find one, let me know.

00:29Oh, I actually use this app. It's called EasyV.

00:31So, the gyno comes straight to your house and does everything in your bathroom,

00:35or your kitchen, or your bedroom, or whatever.

00:38Oh, yeah, my sister's a gyno. I'll give you her number.

00:45Hello?

00:47Oh, yeah.

00:48Um, yeah, I'll be there.

00:55Yes.

01:00Hey, you gotta go to the gyno tomorrow.

01:02I don't even know you.

01:04Shit, did I shave my legs?

01:07Fuck it.

01:09All right, great.

01:09So, you're just gonna feel a little bit of pressure, okay?

01:13Right there.

01:15And a little bit more.

01:18Ow!

01:19Great.

01:22Well, everything looks great.

01:24Great.

01:24So, with a great check-up, you get a little reward.

01:27Would you like a beer?

01:29Yes.

01:30Yes.

01:30I know, whatever.

01:32Cheers.

01:36Hey, do you want to take a stir-up selfie?

01:38Yeah.

01:39All right, let's say tap on Catastrate.

01:41One, two, three, tap!

01:43Yeah!

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