00:01Okay, I just thought we could wait until after dinner, but it's fine.
00:05Oh wait, Brad, open the card first.
00:11Happy Valentine's Day!
00:14Cool, I'll read it later.
00:15Wait, do you like the card?
00:16Yeah, sure, where'd you get it?
00:18I made it. It's us.
00:22Oh yeah, you're trying to be like a cartoonist or whatever.
00:29Oh my god, fuck yeah!
00:31I like that.
00:33Oh, it's hot!
00:35Kind of hurt.
00:36Die! Die! Die!
00:38I'm dead!
00:40Flamethrower!
00:41I really like it.
00:43So dead!
00:55Oh, look who got flowers.
00:57Uh-huh.
00:58Where are these from?
01:01They're for you.
01:03Thor is really, he's going overboard this year, it's too much.
01:06I know.
01:08I have something for you.
01:09You do?
01:10Mm-hmm.
01:12Is that a Sandwich Guy sandwich?
01:15This is better than any tacky bullshit.
01:18I love you.
01:19And you'd have this too.
01:20You know I'm not above accepting a re-gift.
01:23Yep.
01:23Remember what happened last year?
01:25Oh my god, I forgot about that Brad guy.
01:27Oh, here!
01:29Oh!
01:29I didn't have time to wrap it.
01:30Well, it's kinda wrapped, right?
01:32Yeah!
01:33See what's in here.
01:36Oh!
01:37Well now I finally smell good.
01:39That's what I figured.
01:40Yeah.
01:41Is there something else in there?
01:43I feel like...
01:47Oh.
01:48Um, Brad, I don't...
01:52How is someone supposed to know that?
01:54What was I thinking?
01:57That's the question everyone wants to know, Amanda Banks.
02:00Why were you with that shitty asshole for so long?
02:04What were you thinking?
02:14So hey, I watched this cool TED talk about brains.
02:17Brains?
02:18Yeah.
02:19This woman had a stroke and the left hemisphere of her brain just went completely offline.
02:24It was really interesting.
02:25So, the right hemisphere of the brain handles intuition.
02:27So it's weird that our society cares so much about hard proof and logic when there's this whole other side
02:32of ourselves that we ignore, you know?
02:37Yeah, that's the...
02:39That's the whole thing.
02:40For a communications major, I thought you'd like TED talks.
02:44It's not when they're boring as shit.
02:47Totally.
02:49You're right.
02:50Yeah, it was really boring.
02:51Brad was nice.
02:53Sometimes.
02:53And when you're in a committed relationship, you have to commit.
02:57It's not happy all the time.
03:00He also had those, like, lower ab lines, you know?
03:03Like, um, a magic mic?
03:05Yes.
03:06Got it.
03:07Besides, who would I be if I didn't totally over give to people who didn't deserve it?
03:11A man.
03:12Right.
03:13Oh, that feels amazing.
03:16Oh, keep doing what you're doing.
03:18Oh, I love you.
03:21What?
03:22What?
03:23Did you say love me?
03:25No, no, no.
03:26I said I love it when you pull my balls.
03:28No, no, no.
03:28But you said it.
03:29You said I love you.
03:30Well, you keep going.
03:31I'm gonna lose it.
03:32But I love you.
03:33And I lost it.
03:35It's actually kind of a relief to feel like I'm better off alone.
03:39Even though it is, let's say it together, the best Valentine's Day ever.
03:45The best Valentine's Day ever.
03:45Why?
03:46Because you're gonna spend it with me and Thor, and what are we gonna do?
03:49You're gonna love me.
03:50That's right.
03:51Who needs a boyfriend when you have friends like us who love you?
03:54You, for starters.
03:55I don't need Thor, okay?
03:57I just have Thor.
03:59And I'm on Thor.
04:00And Thor needs me, but it's not like in a needy way.
04:04It's more like in a way that makes me feel like...
04:06Needed.
04:06I was gonna say like I am by the balls.
04:09But Needed sounds more selfless.
04:11I was gonna say philanthropic.
04:13Selfless.
04:14Also sounds like bullshit.
04:16Kind of, yeah.
04:16It does, actually.
04:17I am.
04:19So, is this like for work or is this a journal entry?
04:23Oh, it's just me reflecting on my deep emotional wounds that keep me stuck repeating the same
04:28patterns with terrible men.
04:30So, uh, journal entry.
04:32Alright, well I am glad you're not one of my three dates for tonight.
04:35Happy Valentine's Day.
04:36Gonna go get him a dickwit.
04:37Raiden out!
04:42I have to say, I was such a huge fan of Feral Daryl growing up, so to get advice from
04:46you of all people...
04:47I'm sorry, what advice?
04:49Isn't that why you called me in?
04:54I see.
04:54Oh.
04:55Sit down.
05:01Okay.
05:03Um, what if I keep this one?
05:05Uh, yes, of course.
05:07I'd actually love your take.
05:09I've been feeling kind of blocked lately.
05:11You know what helps with that?
05:12What?
05:12Repetitive menial tasks.
05:14Hmm?
05:15You're out of Fresca in the break room.
05:17Fresca.
05:18Right.
05:20Happy to help.
05:41Oh, shit.
05:43Ooh, in the back room.
05:54Ooh.
05:55Ooh.
05:55Ooh, ooh.
05:56Ooh.
05:57Ooh.
05:59Ooh.
