00:08What are you doing?
00:10It's just symbolic.
00:12I have them backed up on my computer.
00:15I just don't trust myself, you know?
00:17It's like, what am I even doing with my life?
00:19I have sage in my car and we can do a cleansing ritual.
00:23Is there something we can burn to make me the Lena Dunham of animated dating interstitials?
00:27I stopped practicing the dark arts on like Monday and I'm officially all out of pig's blood.
00:34Speaking of burning, it feels like there are knives inside of me right now.
00:38Oh, oh, so the cranberry juice is working?
00:41Please let me take you to my gynecologist.
00:44I don't want to go to the gynecologist.
00:47Do you think she takes walk-ins?
00:51Shit, it feels like someone just lit a fire on me.
00:53Okay, this time you have to promise me you're going to take the evil Western antibiotics, okay?
00:58Obviously.
00:59Great.
00:59Lyric Mendelssohn?
01:01Go get him.
01:02Yeah, yeah.
01:03Oh!
01:11Oh, someone's, uh, never mind.
01:16Walt Disney.
01:17Yeah.
01:19You know, it's kind of nerdy, but, uh, the guy is just really interesting.
01:23I was just reading that most people thought Snow White...
01:26It was going to be a huge flop?
01:27Yeah, and destroy the company.
01:29Yeah.
01:36Of course.
01:38Something funny?
01:40No, it's just...
01:42It's nothing.
01:43Sorry.
01:44Okay.
01:46You're a vegan, aren't you?
01:47I can tell you're definitely a vegan.
01:49What? No.
01:51No.
01:51No?
01:52No, I've won several wing-eating competitions.
01:54Really?
01:55Mm-hmm.
01:56Yeah, I mean, actually I came in second.
01:57In just one.
01:58And it was in high school.
01:59Actually, I don't know what I'm talking about.
02:01You're just, you're very pretty, and I am lying to impress you.
02:04I'm Tony.
02:06Amanda.
02:07I sent you.
02:08That's Tony.
02:08That's my seat.
02:09Oh, uh...
02:11I'm sorry.
02:12I just thought it was...
02:13Sorry.
02:14...free.
02:14Okay.
02:20What a weirdo.
02:22What's he even doing at a gyno office?
02:24Hmm?
02:25Probably waiting for his girlfriend to come out.
02:27Yeah.
02:27Chameleon.
02:29Probably the good ol' Herp.
02:32Great news.
02:33My hymen grew back.
02:35Hilarious.
02:36Mrs. Merritt.
02:39Amanda!
02:40Ooh!
02:42Hey.
02:43Oh!
02:44I haven't seen you since...
02:46Well, since you got into CalArts.
02:49Oh?
02:49So?
02:50How was it?
02:51It was amazing.
02:52Thanks to your recommendation letter.
02:55This is my chauffeur, Anthony.
02:58He drives home to my hot flash appointments.
03:01Really?
03:02He's cute, isn't he?
03:03Brown.
03:04Okay.
03:04What?
03:06She's a very, very talented young artist.
03:08And, you know, she takes care of herself.
03:10She's here.
03:11Can't say the same thing for his former girlfriend.
03:13Mrs. Merritt, that's very sweet.
03:14I'm not in the market for any kind of...
03:16Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
03:16You two exchange, uh, Facebooks or holograms or whatever.
03:21What?
03:23It's easiest if we comply.
03:24Oh, she knows.
03:26Here.
03:27Just...
03:27Okay.
03:27Okay.
03:30It was so good to see you, sweetie.
03:33So good to see you.
03:35Um, you know, I had to do this.
03:38Uh, Tony has no game whatsoever.
03:44Hey, Graham.
03:48The way that that guy was looking at you was super weird.
03:53Really?
03:54Mm-hmm.
03:54Not cute weird.
03:56I thought he was kind of okay.
03:59Amanda, I read vibes professionally.
04:02He has a weird William Defoe vibe.
04:04And not Christ William Defoe, more like David Lynch William Defoe, you know?
04:10It's Willem.
04:12That's what I said.
04:13Well, I think I'm gonna give William a call anyway.
04:16I feel like I just won the rose ceremony.
04:18Okay, you don't win a rose ceremony.
04:20You are awarded a rose to friends.
04:23Oh.
04:23Oh, I know.
04:24I feel like I won because girls don't usually ask me out on dates.
04:27This isn't a date.
04:29This is a casual yard sale outing.
04:33I might buy something heavy, and I have very little upper body strength.
04:36I need your help.
04:37Oh, okay.
04:38Okay.
04:38Cool.
04:39Excuse me one second.
04:40Uh, Mr. Pinkdug says that's bullshit.
04:43Why?
04:45Because then we skip the whole formal dating part and we go right into the intimate small moments everyday living
04:50stuff.
04:51This isn't intimate.
04:52I have weak arms.
04:55Ah!
04:56Oh!
04:57Allow me.
04:58Oh.
04:59Ah.
05:01My hero!
05:05Will you accept this rose?
05:07I'd be honored.
05:09Okay, but you're gonna have to pay for it.
05:11I didn't bring any cash.
05:14Oh, I've got good news for you.
05:15I sent out that panel of yours.
05:17One of our clients, Angel Life, is interested.
05:20Really?
05:20Yeah, you have the storyboard first.
05:22Run them by me, then animate yourself.
05:24The first one's two in a month.
05:26Hope you're dating a shitbag.
05:27Oh.
05:28Kathy, I was actually thinking, what if I didn't draw about my dating life?
05:32I just feel like as a woman I should have more-
05:34Stop.
05:34Sit down.
05:35Okay.
05:36Have you ever been to the La Brea Tar Pits?
05:40Almost.
05:40When I-
05:41Thousands of animal skeletons were found there, but only one human skeleton.
05:44Why was there only one human skeleton found?
05:47I don't know.
05:48Animals rely on their instincts.
05:50Humans, we're storytellers.
05:52We communicate with one another.
05:55Verbally, visually, warn one another not to go into the tar pit.
06:00So I should go to the tar pit?
06:02No, that's what art is, Amanda.
06:06It's our way of passing on important information to one another.
06:10Tell the tribe, Amanda.
06:12Warn other girls not to go into the tar pit of shitty guys.
06:17Okay.
06:18Go.
06:18Okay.
06:22So then Kathy pulled me into her office and she-
06:26Oh!
06:26Look what's still here.
06:28The boot.
06:29Three weeks in a row and still no one wants it.
06:31I think that's a sign.
06:32I should get it.
06:33I think the sign is three weeks still here and no one wants it.
06:37Good point.
06:38But tell me what you were saying.
06:39Kathy-
06:40Oh, yeah, yeah.
06:40Okay.
06:41So she called me into her office and she was like,
06:43Humans are storytellers.
06:44You are a storyteller.
06:46You have a calling.
06:48I made up that last part, but you get it.
06:50It's amazing, Amanda.
06:52I know.
06:52I can't believe I'm going to be storyboarding and animating my own stuff.
06:55I am so proud of you.
07:08So I guess this time it's a date?
07:11Yeah.
07:13Yeah.
07:13Ohh.
