00:00Oh, look at me.
00:01I'm trying to get home before curfew.
00:04No, but for real, we should go,
00:05because they will actually give our table away.
00:07So it's fine.
00:08Kelly, have they got you benefits?
00:10Because the first thing you need to do is get your eyes checked.
00:12You know they can tell diabetes through your eyes?
00:14They're like, beets.
00:15Do you listen to yourself?
00:17All the time.
00:17I have a podcast.
00:19Selfie?
00:20Uh-uh.
00:23I'm fine as fuck.
00:24You're telling me that once a dude touches a dick, he's gay?
00:28Yes.
00:28So it's like straight, straight, straight, straight,
00:31straight, straight, straightly back.
00:33You know what that is?
00:35It's gross.
00:37And look at you with your coat.
00:40And look at you with your...
00:42Shut the fuck up.
00:43You talking about you.
00:45I'm not talking about anybody specifically.
00:46You talking about you specifically.
00:48No shade, but why are there two intermissions?
00:50One for the bathroom and for food.
00:52Are you Joe Scott?
00:53You look just like Joe Scott.
00:55Oh my god, you look just like Twilight, okay?
00:56Okay.
00:57I haven't been Saturday drunk on a Thursday in like a week.
01:00You know what?
01:00I'm going to let them meet me.
01:01You know what I mean?
01:03I made that for me.
01:03Mm.
01:04Hey, how you doing?
01:05You separated from the pack.
01:07That means I'm going to get you.
01:09Oh my god, why you looking at me like you Stacy Dash,
01:11and I just told you you black?
01:13Ooh.
01:13We going to bow.
01:14Well, give me 500.
01:16Okay, don't catch that shit until next month.
01:18I'm going to be homeless.
01:20Seriously.
01:21It's my cheat day.
01:22I want a root beer float.
01:23Mm-hmm.
01:24Nothing but float.
01:25So do you clap after all your sentences?
01:27You know what?
01:28I do what I want.
01:29Just because he doesn't subscribe
01:30to the heteronormative rejection of sexual fluidity.
01:33Okay.
01:34Women's studies class, and this bitch talk,
01:36like she doing the spoken word and flawless.
01:38I love it.
01:38Look, if Logan don't find nobody at this party,
01:41then we going to find each other.
01:42Ain't that right?
01:42Yup.
01:43It can get weird.
01:45Hashtag we do.
01:46Be back to your friends, okay?
01:48Kelly.
01:49What are some of their phone numbers,
01:50like off the top of your head?
