00:00They're creaming us!
00:01That's because we've got no pass rushing.
00:02It's bad.
00:02We're doomed!
00:03Don't worry, guys!
00:05The Spinelli Express just pulled into the station.
00:08Spinelli!
00:14Now, contestant Spinelli, what are your favorite things in life?
00:16Kickboxing, pro wrestling, and the first ice ball of winter.
00:20After all, this is where it happened.
00:22This is the swing that carried my swinger girl over the top.
00:25And no one must ever play on this swing again.
00:28Hey, Nita, free swing!
00:29You little snot!
00:31Didn't you hear what I just said?
00:32Why, I oughta...
00:33But I won't.
00:35Hey, look what I found.
00:37A spy, and he's wired for sound.
00:40Hey!
00:42Scram, you little monkey booger!
00:44To hike!
00:48Going somewhere with that ball, Pally?
00:51I think not.
00:54Never swing too hard until you're ready to jump.
00:56Never look down until you're all the way back.
00:59And always, always keep trying to go over the top.
01:02Because, friends, if you don't try, you'll never make it.
01:05Women of power like us, we're not allowed to have emotions.
01:08You can say that again.
01:10First you worry that you're going soft.
01:11Then you get that woozy feeling in the pit of your stomach.
01:14Hey, yeah, exactly!
01:15Then the family's sawbones tells you it's not a peptic ulcer, so that leaves just one possibility.
01:20I love.
01:21Love?
01:22Ugh, my life is over.
01:25What do you want?
01:27I, Ashley A, invite you, Ashley S, to be our new sister.
01:32Yeah, right.
01:33Send in the clowns, powder puff.
01:35Ashley, if you were selected Little Miss Blush, what would you try to achieve during your reign?
01:39Well, God, it seems to me that today's Little Miss Blush should concern herself with five main areas.
01:44She must first concentrate on achieving world peace.
01:47And, and second, she should work hard to end illiteracy by teaching others to read.
01:53And third,
01:57Oh, I can't do this.
01:58I mean, sure, I'm all for peace and people reading.
02:01But if I really was selected Little Miss Blush, I'd do the same junk I do now.
02:04Watch a little pro wrestling, try to keep up in school, hang out with my friends.
02:07But the truth is, this isn't me.
02:10This is me.
02:13I'm not a painted up doll.
02:15I'm a kid.
02:16And I don't want to be anything else.
02:17Hi-ya!
02:19What'd you think I was gonna do?
02:21Cry?
