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Adam Hawke is the world’s greatest secret agent, but his most challenging mission isn’t taking down criminals—it’s raising his eight-year-old daughter! 😱 Forced to disguise himself as her nanny, Adam must balance diaper-duty-level chaos with a deadly mission against Raymond Strauss, the world’s most dangerous man. 💥 As enemies close in, he risks everything to protect his newly discovered family. But can this elite agent master fatherhood before Strauss destroys the people he loves most? ❤️🔥
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Adam Hawke is the world’s greatest secret agent, but his most challenging mission isn’t taking down criminals—it’s raising his eight-year-old daughter! 😱 Forced to disguise himself as her nanny, Adam must balance diaper-duty-level chaos with a deadly mission against Raymond Strauss, the world’s most dangerous man. 💥 As enemies close in, he risks everything to protect his newly discovered family. But can this elite agent master fatherhood before Strauss destroys the people he loves most? ❤️🔥
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00:00:09You
00:00:10Boys, that's how you have a good day, right? You make money you have fun and yeah
00:00:20Hello boys, it's the nanny
00:00:37What are you doing, you know who the hell I am, you know what I could do to you with
00:00:41one call do it
00:00:44Call him
00:00:46I will I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office
00:00:50I'll call the mayor the call senator and round and round we go. You're small fish. I have bigger things
00:00:56to worry about than you
00:00:58So instead I just had my people delete your entire digital presence. Bye-bye, bitch
00:01:06So congrats you no longer exist. No, no, that's impossible
00:01:13No, no
00:01:14No
00:01:21Boss I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still
00:01:28undercover as a bartender
00:01:30Tell him to calm down. I'm finishing the mission
00:01:32Come on move your ass
00:01:43Everybody out
00:01:48Yeah, got a girl here Roscoe, I don't know focus on the mission, you know me
00:01:58Damn it
00:02:01Every time
00:02:04Every little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour. We're gonna start sending the fingers one
00:02:19What's up man? I said everybody out
00:02:24Look man, I'm just a bartender besides what if you're a little hostage over there. It's thirsty
00:02:34Throw in the closet
00:02:40Thirsty you're playing a real dangerous game smartass just making a martini
00:02:45Improperly be that as it may
00:02:47Fun fact, do you know it's supposed to be stirred not shaken James Bond would actually ask for his martini
00:02:53shaken. Why?
00:02:56Because it get watered down just so he can keep his wits about him on the job
00:03:00Really good agent probably the second best agent there is
00:03:05Do you know how I know that because you're a bartender no, I'm not a bartender
00:03:13That's because I'm the best secret agent in the world
00:03:23That's gonna hurt tomorrow who are you FBI CIA
00:03:29No, man, I'm mad at mark Adam hawk is a myth when they sure heard at all
00:03:40Here you are again vivi
00:03:42Kidnapped for your family's money and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you need him the most if I
00:03:47get out of this
00:03:48I need to find a better man for myself
00:03:53Hey
00:03:54Hey
00:03:55Hey, you're okay. You're safe now
00:03:58Who are you?
00:03:59I'm nobody. I'm just a bartender. He's helping you out. Can you stand?
00:04:09You okay?
00:04:12First time
00:04:14No, I get um kid after my fingers nearly chopped off all the time. Okay
00:04:20Thanks for getting me out of there
00:04:24You know your heart's beating really fast
00:04:27I need to reset your nervous system. Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down. Okay?
00:04:32How does a
00:04:34A bartender for the mob know how to do that?
00:04:37She has no idea who I really am
00:04:40It's right secret
00:04:42Can't focus
00:04:43Breathe in
00:04:46Breathe out
00:04:50One more time
00:04:51Breathe in
00:04:54Breathe out
00:05:05Adam, where are you?
00:05:10Uh...
00:05:11Rosco, I broke cover
00:05:12You know half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care
00:05:15The copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief
00:05:18ETA two minutes
00:05:19Ah, come on, man. Give me five minutes. This girl's a baddie
00:05:22You're gonna bloody go
00:05:23I'll come down there myself and pick you up. You're coming
00:05:30Maybe eat another laugh, sweetheart
00:05:35Rosco, I hate you
00:05:42Adam?
00:05:44Not even I know
00:06:00Oh my god
00:06:01Seth, what are you doing here?
00:06:02You lied to me
00:06:03Come on, can we not do this right now? I got a guy trying to kill me
00:06:05You told me you loved me
00:06:07We're spies, girl. That's what we do
00:06:09You know what all spies do?
00:06:11They kill each other
00:06:12Heh heh
00:06:14Promise
00:06:16I'm gonna understand
00:06:23She's a badass
00:06:25Here, make yourself useful
00:06:27Thanks
00:06:47What are you gonna do, huh?
00:06:51Not a damn thing
00:06:52Wait
00:06:57You're lost
00:07:02I'll see you later
00:07:04He's coming for your daughter
00:07:09What are you talking about?
00:07:17Raymond Strauss
00:07:18Is coming for your daughter
00:07:21Who the hell is this? I don't have a daughter
00:07:30Well, let's find out
00:07:41Paternity confirmed
00:07:42No way
00:07:46Congrats
00:07:47It's a girl
00:07:51Why did she tell me it's been eight years?
00:07:53I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
00:07:55Besides
00:07:56Your baby mama here
00:07:58Vivian
00:08:00She's been busy
00:08:01Non-profits
00:08:02Charities
00:08:02She's built her entire empire
00:08:04Helping other people
00:08:05She's an all-around great person
00:08:07As opposed to
00:08:10Raymond Strauss
00:08:11Ex-Special Forces
00:08:13Presumed dead twice
00:08:14Somehow came back to life
00:08:16And became the world's largest arms dealer
00:08:19So he's after Vivian and Millie because of me
00:08:25So what do I do?
00:08:27Go protect your family, genius
00:08:39Hi
00:08:46Do you remember me?
00:08:51I'll take that as a yes
00:08:52You snuck off
00:08:53And left me on your dirty little futon
00:08:56Yeah, I remember you
00:08:57What do you want?
00:08:58I mean, so what do I even say to her?
00:09:00It's been eight years
00:09:02What, just walk up to her door and be like
00:09:04Hi, I'm your baby's daddy
00:09:05I'm a secret agent
00:09:06And also, you're in danger because of me
00:09:07You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there
00:09:09Yep, no, no bust
00:09:10Repeat after me
00:09:11I just found out we have a daughter
00:09:14And I want to be part of her life
00:09:18Hi
00:09:19Do I go in with hi or hello?
00:09:20Doesn't matter
00:09:21Just save the rest
00:09:23Hi, I just found out we have a daughter
00:09:26And I want to be a part of her life
00:09:30So you're crazy
00:09:31Got it, you really think I would have a child
00:09:33With a one-night stand that bailed on me?
00:09:34I mean, I didn't really bail
00:09:35I just had to go
00:09:39Dad?
00:09:40Is that you?
00:09:43Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
00:09:47It's...
00:09:49Manipulative
00:09:51But he would make a good dad
00:09:53He looks like a prince
00:09:56I have a daughter
00:09:58I will do anything to keep her safe
00:10:01Actually Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am
00:10:04Headphones
00:10:05Okay
00:10:10Millie's my world
00:10:11You don't get to just show up and be her dad
00:10:13But again, I had no idea she even existed
00:10:15All right
00:10:16But I'm here now
00:10:20And I want to be a part of her life
00:10:22You want to be in Millie's life?
00:10:24Yes, very much
00:10:25You can be her nanny
00:10:28Excuse me?
00:10:28Her last nanny moved away
00:10:30You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
00:10:32Then you can start by being a babysitter
00:10:36Babysitter
00:10:37Yeah, that's what I thought
00:10:38Well, it was nice seeing you
00:10:41Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
00:10:44Come on, baby
00:10:46Wait, Millie
00:10:48Yeah?
00:10:50I love the lizard on your shirt
00:10:52It's an iguana
00:10:53They're my favorite animal
00:10:54Is it because they do this?
00:10:58Who are you?
00:11:00Well, Millie
00:11:04I'm your new nanny
00:11:07Mmm
00:11:14So...
00:11:15You
00:11:16You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent
00:11:19You're gonna protect your daughter by becoming her nanny
00:11:23Yep
00:11:24I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this
00:11:27He's gonna laugh his arse off
00:11:34You must be Millie's nanny
00:11:35I'm Adam
00:11:38And you are?
00:11:39I'm your nanny
00:11:40And from what I've heard
00:11:42Your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar, is that right?
00:11:46My last job was rescuing the president
00:11:48You'll be supervised at all times
00:11:50And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father
00:11:54You will never speak to her again
00:11:57Got it?
00:11:59Vivian
00:12:00Hey, Vivian
00:12:03We need to talk
00:12:04I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you
00:12:06Yeah?
00:12:07But if that sounds like too much, then
00:12:08Feel free to disappear for another eight years
00:12:15Great!
00:12:16Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch
00:12:25Mr. Adams!
00:12:26Yay!
00:12:29Millie, we do not throw forks
00:12:31But it's fun to throw forks
00:12:33I'm her nanny
00:12:36I'll take care of it
00:12:40Millie, you see, we're gonna throw forks
00:12:43You need the proper technique
00:12:49Cool! How do you know how to do that?
00:12:53My other job?
00:12:54Mommy said your other job was being a bum
00:13:00Can you keep a secret?
00:13:01Mm-hmm
00:13:02My other job is saving the world
00:13:06Don't tell anybody
00:13:07I won't
00:13:08Promise?
00:13:08Yeah
00:13:13What are you doing?
00:13:17Millie, can you go with Margo, baby? I gotta talk to Adam
00:13:20Okay
00:13:23Bye, Mr. Adam
00:13:24Bye, Millie
00:13:27This was a mistake
00:13:29This was a huge mistake
00:13:30Vivian, look, I know you think I'm just a part of it
00:13:33I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam, I really can't
00:13:36I have way bigger concerns
00:13:38Like what?
00:13:40Like me!
00:13:53Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:13:58If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay
00:14:05Otherwise, bad things happen
00:14:09People get hurt
00:14:15Is that so?
00:14:21What do we got here?
00:14:22A little delicate flower
00:14:26Who's this, your new boyfriend?
00:14:29Actually
00:14:30He's my daughter's nanny
00:14:37The daughter's nanny
00:14:39That is so cute
00:14:41Mr. Mary Poppins
00:14:44Tell you what
00:14:45Why don't you go bake me a few cookies
00:14:48While me and your boss
00:14:50We have a little one-on-one time
00:14:54Actually, I got a better idea
00:14:55Adam
00:14:57Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping
00:14:59Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is
00:15:01Get out
00:15:03Now
00:15:04Now
00:15:11Run along, Mr. Mom
00:15:14Why don't you go dust your knob?
00:15:16Why us, uh,
00:15:18Drone folks
00:15:18Have a little talk
00:15:26Boys, that's how you have a good day
00:15:28Right?
00:15:30You make money
00:15:31You have fun
00:15:33And you...
00:15:34Look who it is
00:15:37Hello boys
00:15:38It's the nanny
00:15:53What are you doing?
00:15:55You know who the hell I am?
00:15:56You know what I could do to you with one call?
00:15:59Do it
00:16:00Call him
00:16:02I will
00:16:03I will
00:16:04I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office
00:16:06And I'll call the mayor
00:16:08They'll call the senator
00:16:09And round and round
00:16:10We go
00:16:11You're small fish, I have bigger things to worry about than you
00:16:15So instead
00:16:17I just had my people delete your entire digital presence
00:16:21Bye bye, bitch
00:16:23So congrats
00:16:24You no longer exist
00:16:25No
00:16:26No, that's impossible
00:16:28No
00:16:30No
00:16:30No
00:16:34By the way
00:16:35There's money for a cab
00:16:41If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again
00:16:43Your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight
00:16:47Now run away little man
00:16:51Get the fuck out of here, all of you
00:16:58Who are you?
00:17:01I'm the nanny
00:17:17What did you say to him?
00:17:18Nothing, I was just getting this
00:17:21This is not a joke
00:17:22Adam, these are dangerous people
00:17:31Hey, listen
00:17:33I'm sorry
00:17:33I am so sorry
00:17:35We will never ever
00:17:38bother you again
00:17:45Adam, what did you...
00:17:48Who are you?
00:17:50Really?
00:18:06Boys
00:18:07That's how you have a good day
00:18:09Right?
00:18:10You make money
00:18:12You have fun
00:18:13And you...
00:18:15Look who it is
00:18:17Hello boys
00:18:18It's the nanny
00:18:31Danny
00:18:34What are you doing?
00:18:35You know who the hell I am?
00:18:37You know what I could do to you with one call?
00:18:39Do it
00:18:41Call him
00:18:43I will
00:18:44I will
00:18:44I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office
00:18:46And I'll call the mayor
00:18:48They'll call a senator
00:18:49And round and round
00:18:50We go
00:18:51You're small fish, I have bigger things to worry about than you
00:18:55So instead
00:18:57I just had my people delete your entire digital presence
00:19:01Bye bye bitch
00:19:03So congrats
00:19:04You no longer exist
00:19:06No
00:19:06No, that's impossible
00:19:09No
00:19:10No
00:19:11No
00:19:18Boss
00:19:19I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass
00:19:22Wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender
00:19:27Tell him to calm down
00:19:27I'm finishing the mission
00:19:28Come on
00:19:29Move your ass
00:19:40Everybody out
00:19:45We, uh...
00:19:46Got a girl here, Roscoe
00:19:48I don't know
00:19:49Focus on the mission
00:19:51Uh, you know me
00:19:55Damn it
00:19:58Every time
00:20:00If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour
00:20:04We're gonna start sending fingers
00:20:06One
00:20:07Fuck
00:20:16What's up man?
00:20:17I said
00:20:19Everybody
00:20:20Out
00:20:21Look man, I'm just a bartender
00:20:22Besides, what if your
00:20:24Little hostage over there
00:20:26Gets thirsty
00:20:31Throw her in the closet
00:20:37Thirsty?
00:20:37You're playing a real dangerous game, smartass
00:20:40Just making a martini
00:20:42Improperly
00:20:42Be that as it may
00:20:44Fun fact
00:20:45Do you know it's supposed to be stirred
00:20:47Hot shaking?
00:20:48James Bond would actually ask for his martini
00:20:50Shaken
00:20:51Why?
00:20:53Because it'd get watered down
00:20:54Just so he can keep his wits about him on the job
00:20:57Really good agent
00:20:58Probably the second best agent there is
00:21:02Do you know how I know that?
00:21:05Because you're a bartender
00:21:08No, I'm not a bartender
00:21:10It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world
00:21:20That's gonna hurt tomorrow
00:21:22Who are you?
00:21:24FBI?
00:21:25CIA?
00:21:26Not man
00:21:27I'm Adam Hawk
00:21:29Adam Hawk is a myth
00:21:31More than they sure heard at all
00:21:32Fuck
00:21:37Here you are again, Vivi
00:21:39Kidnapped for your family's money
00:21:40And your shitty boyfriend
00:21:41Doesn't even show when you need him the most
00:21:43If I get out of this
00:21:45I need to find a better man for myself
00:21:50Hey
00:21:51Hey, you're okay?
00:21:52You're safe now
00:21:55Who are you?
00:21:57I'm nobody
00:21:57I'm just a bartender
00:21:58He's helping you out
00:22:00Can you stand?
00:22:02Alright
00:22:06You okay?
00:22:09First time?
00:22:11No, I get um
00:22:12Kidnapped and my finger's nearly chopped off all the time
00:22:15Okay
00:22:16Thanks for getting me out of there
00:22:21You know your heart's beating really fast
00:22:23I need to reset your nervous system
00:22:26Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down
00:22:28Okay?
00:22:30As a bartender for the mom know how to do that
00:22:34She has no idea who I really am
00:22:36It's a right secret
00:22:38You can't focus
00:22:40Breathe in
00:22:43Breathe out
00:22:47One more time
00:22:48Breathe in
00:22:51Breathe out
00:23:02Adam, where are you?
00:23:07Uh...
00:23:08Roscoe had real cover
00:23:09You know half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care
00:23:12A copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief
00:23:14ETA two minutes
00:23:16Come on man, give me five minutes
00:23:18This girl's a baddie
00:23:19You're gonna bloody go
00:23:20I'll come down there myself and pick you up
00:23:22You're coming
00:23:27Maybe another laugh, sweetheart
00:23:32Roscoe, I'll eat you
00:23:37Roscoe, I'll eat you
00:23:38Roscoe, I'll eat you
00:23:41Not even enough
00:23:57Oh my god
00:23:58Seth, what are you doing here?
00:23:59You lied to me
00:24:00Come on, can we not do this right now? I got a guy trying to kill me
00:24:02You told me you loved me
00:24:04We're spies, girl
00:24:05That's what we do
00:24:05You know what all spies do?
00:24:08They kill each other
00:24:11Promise
00:24:13I'm gonna understand
00:24:20She's a badass
00:24:22Here, make yourself useful
00:24:24Thanks
00:24:43She's a badass
00:24:44What you do
00:24:46What are you about to do, huh?
00:24:48Not a jam thing
00:24:49Wait
00:24:54You're lost
00:25:00I'll see you later
00:25:01He's coming for your daughter
00:25:06What are you talking about?
00:25:07What are you talking about?
00:25:14Raymond Strauss
00:25:15Is coming for your daughter
00:25:18Who the hell is this? I don't have a daughter
00:25:25Well
00:25:27Let's find out
00:25:37Paternity confirmed
00:25:39No way
00:25:43Congrats
00:25:44It's a girl
00:25:48Why didn't she tell me it's been eight years?
00:25:50I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
00:25:52Besides
00:25:53Your baby mama here
00:25:55Vivian
00:25:56She's been busy
00:25:57Non-profits
00:25:59Charities
00:26:00She's built her entire empire
00:26:01Helping other people
00:26:02She's an all-around great person
00:26:04As opposed to
00:26:07Raymond Strauss
00:26:08Ex-Special Forces
00:26:10Presumed dead twice
00:26:11Somehow came back to life
00:26:13And became the world's largest arms dealer
00:26:16So he's after Vivian and Millie because of me
00:26:22So what do I do?
00:26:24Go protect your family, genius
00:26:37Hi
00:26:44Do you remember me?
00:26:48I'll take that as a yes
00:26:49You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon
00:26:52Yeah, I remember you, what do you want?
00:26:55I mean, so what do I even say to her?
00:26:57It's been eight years
00:26:58What, just walk up to her door and be like
00:27:00Hi, I'm your baby's daddy
00:27:02I'm a secret agent
00:27:02And also you're in danger because of me
00:27:04You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there
00:27:06No, no bust
00:27:07Repeat after me
00:27:08I just found out we have a daughter
00:27:11And I want to be part of her life
00:27:15Hi
00:27:16Do I go in with hi or hello?
00:27:17It doesn't matter
00:27:18Just say the rest
00:27:20Hi
00:27:20I just found out we have a daughter
00:27:23And I want to be a part of her life
00:27:27So you're crazy
00:27:28Got it
00:27:29You really think I would have a child
00:27:30With the one-night stand that bailed on me?
00:27:31I mean, I didn't really bail
00:27:32I just had to go
00:27:36Dad?
00:27:37Is that you?
00:27:40Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
00:27:46It's manipulative
00:27:48But he would make a good dad
00:27:50He looks like a prince
00:27:53I have a daughter
00:27:55I will do anything to keep her safe
00:27:58Actually, Millie
00:27:59I'm not a prince
00:28:00But I am
00:28:01Headphones
00:28:02Okay
00:28:07Millie is my world
00:28:08You don't get to just show up and be her dad
00:28:10Megan, I had no idea she even existed
00:28:12Alright
00:28:13But I'm here now
00:28:17And I want to be a part of her life
00:28:19You want to be in Millie's life?
00:28:21Yes, very much
00:28:22You can be her nanny
00:28:25Excuse me?
00:28:26Her last nanny moved away
00:28:27You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
00:28:29Then you can start by being a babysitter
00:28:33Babysitter
00:28:34Yeah, that's what I thought
00:28:35Well, it was nice seeing you
00:28:38Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
00:28:41Come on, baby
00:28:43Wait, Millie?
00:28:45Yeah?
00:28:47I love the lizard on your shirt
00:28:49It's an iguana
00:28:50They're my favorite animal
00:28:51Is it because they do this?
00:28:55Who are you?
00:28:57Well, Millie
00:29:01I'm your new nanny
00:29:11So...
00:29:13You
00:29:13You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent
00:29:16You're gonna protect your daughter by becoming her nanny
00:29:20Yep
00:29:21I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this
00:29:24He's gonna laugh his arse off
00:29:31You must be Millie's nanny
00:29:32I'm Adam
00:29:35And you are?
00:29:36I'm your nanny
00:29:37And from what I've heard
00:29:39Your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar, is that right?
00:29:43My last job was rescuing the president
00:29:45You'll be supervised at all times
00:29:47And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father
00:29:51You will never speak to her again
00:29:53Got it?
00:29:56Vivian
00:29:56Hey, Vivian
00:30:00We need to talk
00:30:01I trust Margot whenever the rule's with you
00:30:03Yeah?
00:30:04But if that sounds like too much
00:30:05Then feel free to disappear for another eight years
00:30:12Great
00:30:13Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch
00:30:22Mr. Adam
00:30:23Yay!
00:30:25Millie!
00:30:26Millie, we do not throw forks
00:30:28But it's fun to throw forks
00:30:30I'm her nanny
00:30:33I'll take care of it
00:30:36Millie
00:30:37You see, we're gonna throw forks
00:30:40You need the proper technique
00:30:46Cool!
00:30:47How do you know how to do that?
00:30:50My other job
00:30:51Mommy said your other job was being a bum
00:30:57Can you keep a secret?
00:30:58Mhm
00:30:59My other job is saving the world
00:31:03Don't tell anybody
00:31:04I won't
00:31:05Promise?
00:31:06Yeah!
00:31:10What are you doing?
00:31:14Millie, can you go with Margot, baby?
00:31:15I gotta talk to Adam
00:31:17Okay
00:31:20Bye, Mr. Adam
00:31:21Bye, Millie
00:31:24This was a mistake
00:31:26This was a huge mistake
00:31:27Vivian, look, I know you think I'm just a partner
00:31:29I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam, I really can't
00:31:33I have way bigger concerns
00:31:35Like what?
00:31:37Like
00:31:38Like
00:31:38Me
00:31:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:31:50Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:31:55If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood
00:31:59You gotta pay
00:32:02Otherwise
00:32:04Bad things happen
00:32:06People get hurt
00:32:12Is that so?
00:32:18What do we got here?
00:32:19A little delicate flower
00:32:22Who's this, your new boyfriend?
00:32:26Actually
00:32:27He's my daughter's nanny
00:32:33The daughter's nanny!
00:32:36That is so cute!
00:32:38Mr. Mary Poppins
00:32:41Tell you what
00:32:42Why don't you go bake me a few cookies
00:32:45While, uh, me and your boss
00:32:47We have a little one-on-one time
00:32:51Actually
00:32:51I got a better idea
00:32:53Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping
00:32:55Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is
00:32:58Get out!
00:33:00Now!
00:33:08Run along, Mr. Mom!
00:33:10Why don't you go dust your knob?
00:33:13Why us, uh,
00:33:15Crone folks
00:33:15Have a little talk
00:33:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boys
00:33:23That's how you have a good day
00:33:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, right?
00:33:27You make money, you have fun
00:33:29And you, uh, have fun
00:33:31Ah, look who it is
00:33:33Hello, boys
00:33:34It's the nanny
00:33:41What?
00:33:43What?
00:33:45Ah!
00:33:47Ah!
00:33:50Ah!
00:33:50What are you doing?
00:33:52You know who the hell I am?
00:33:53You know what I could do to you with one call?
00:33:56Do it
00:33:56Call him
00:33:59No
00:34:00I will
00:34:00I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office
00:34:03And I'll call the mayor
00:34:04You'll call a senator
00:34:06And round and round
00:34:07We go
00:34:08You're small fish, I have bigger things to worry about than you
00:34:12So instead
00:34:14I just had my people delete your entire digital presence
00:34:18Bye-bye, bitch
00:34:20So congrats
00:34:21You no longer exist
00:34:23No, no, that's impossible
00:34:25No
00:34:27No
00:34:28No
00:34:28No
00:34:31By the way
00:34:32There's money for a cab
00:34:37If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again
00:34:40Your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight
00:34:44Now run away, little man
00:34:48Get the fuck out of here, all of you
00:34:55Who are you?
00:34:58I'm the nanny
00:35:14What did you say to him?
00:35:15Nothing, I was just getting this
00:35:18This is not a joke, Adam, these are dangerous people
00:35:21Hmm
00:35:27Hey, listen
00:35:30I'm sorry
00:35:30I am so sorry
00:35:33We will never ever bother you again
00:35:42Adam, what did you...
00:35:45Who are you?
00:35:46Really?
00:35:51Where do you fly L
00:36:03Boys, that's how you have a good day
00:36:06Right?
00:36:07You make money, you have fun
00:36:10And you're...
00:36:12Look who it is
00:36:14Hello, boys
00:36:15It's the nanny.
00:36:31What are you doing?
00:36:32You know who the hell I am?
00:36:34You know what I could do to you with one call?
00:36:36Do it.
00:36:38Call him.
00:36:40I will.
00:36:41I'm guessing you're going to call the mayor's office,
00:36:43and I'll call the mayor.
00:36:45They'll call a senator,
00:36:46and round and round we go.
00:36:49You're small fish.
00:36:50I have bigger things to worry about than you.
00:36:52So instead,
00:36:54I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
00:36:58Bye-bye, bitch.
00:37:01So congrats.
00:37:02You no longer exist.
00:37:03No.
00:37:04No, that's impossible.
00:37:06No.
00:37:07No!
00:37:08No!
00:37:15Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass,
00:37:19wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
00:37:24Time to calm down.
00:37:25I'm finishing the mission.
00:37:26Come on!
00:37:26Move your ass!
00:37:36Everybody up!
00:37:42You got a girl here, Rusco.
00:37:45I don't know.
00:37:46Focus on the mission.
00:37:48You know me.
00:37:52Damn it!
00:37:55Every time.
00:37:57If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour,
00:38:01we're going to start sending the fingers.
00:38:03One.
00:38:04Fuck.
00:38:12What's up, man?
00:38:14I said, everybody, out.
00:38:18Look, man, I'm just a bartender.
00:38:19Besides, what if your little hostage over there gets thirsty?
00:38:28Throw him in the closet.
00:38:34Thirsty?
00:38:34You're playing a real dangerous game, smartass.
00:38:37Just making a martini.
00:38:39Improperly.
00:38:40Be that as it may.
00:38:41Fun fact.
00:38:42Do you know what's supposed to be stirred?
00:38:44Hot shaken?
00:38:44James Bond would actually ask for his martini shaken.
00:38:48Why?
00:38:50Because it'd get watered down,
00:38:51just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
00:38:55Really good agent.
00:38:55Probably the second best agent there is.
00:38:59Do you know how I know that?
00:39:02Because you're a bartender.
00:39:05No, I'm not a bartender.
00:39:07It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
00:39:17That's going to hurt tomorrow.
00:39:19Who are you?
00:39:21FBI?
00:39:22CIA?
00:39:23No, man.
00:39:24I'm Adam Hawke.
00:39:26Adam Hawke is a myth.
00:39:27Well, then they sure heard it all.
00:39:34Here you are again, Vivi.
00:39:36Kidnapped for your family's money,
00:39:37and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you need him the most.
00:39:41If I get out of this, I need to find a better man for myself.
00:39:47Hey.
00:39:48Hey, you're okay?
00:39:49You're safe now.
00:39:52Who are you?
00:39:53I'm nobody.
00:39:54I'm just a bartender.
00:39:56He's helping you out.
00:39:57Can you stand?
00:39:59Come on.
00:40:03You okay?
00:40:06First time?
00:40:08No, I get kidnapped and my finger's nearly chopped off all the time.
00:40:12Okay.
00:40:13Thanks for getting me out of there.
00:40:18You know your heart's beating really fast?
00:40:21I need to reset your nervous system.
00:40:23Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
00:40:25Okay?
00:40:26How does a bartender for the mom know how to do that?
00:40:31She has no idea who I really am.
00:40:34Trade secret.
00:40:36You can't focus.
00:40:37Breathe in.
00:40:40Breathe out.
00:40:44One more time.
00:40:45Breathe in.
00:40:48Breathe out.
00:40:52Okay.
00:40:59Adam, where are you?
00:41:04Uh...
00:41:05Roscoe, I broke cover.
00:41:06Half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care.
00:41:09The copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
00:41:12ETA, two minutes.
00:41:13Come on, man. Give me five minutes. This girl's a baddie.
00:41:16You're gonna bloody go.
00:41:17I'll come down there myself and pick you up. You're coming.
00:41:24Maybe you didn't know that, sweetheart.
00:41:29Roscoe, I hate you.
00:41:36Adam?
00:41:38Not even I know.
00:41:54Oh, my God.
00:41:55Svet, what are you doing here?
00:41:56You lied to me.
00:41:57Come on, can we not do this right now? I got a guy trying to kill me.
00:41:59You told me you loved me.
00:42:01We're spies, girl. That's what we do.
00:42:03You know what all spies do?
00:42:05They kill each other.
00:42:08Promise?
00:42:10I'm gonna be the same.
00:42:17She's a badass.
00:42:20Here, make yourself useful.
00:42:22Thanks.
00:42:41What are you about to do, huh?
00:42:44Not a damn thing.
00:42:46Wait.
00:42:50You're lost.
00:42:56I'll see you later.
00:42:58He's coming for your daughter.
00:43:02What are you talking about?
00:43:10Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
00:43:15Who the hell is this? I don't have a daughter.
00:43:23Well, let's find out.
00:43:34Paternity confirmed.
00:43:36No way.
00:43:40Congrats.
00:43:41It's a girl.
00:43:45Why did she tell me it's been eight years?
00:43:47I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
00:43:49Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
00:43:55Non-profits, charities, she's built her entire empire helping other people.
00:43:59So she's an all-around great person.
00:44:01As opposed to...
00:44:04Raymond Strauss.
00:44:05Ex-Special Forces, presumed dead twice, somehow came back to life and became the world's largest arms dealer.
00:44:13So he's after Vivian and Millie because of me.
00:44:19So what do I do?
00:44:20Go protect your family, genius.
00:44:34Hi.
00:44:42Do you remember me?
00:44:45I'll take that as a yes.
00:44:46You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon.
00:44:50Yeah, I remember you. What do you want?
00:44:52I mean, so what do I even say to her?
00:44:54It's been eight years.
00:44:55What, just walk up to her door and be like,
00:44:58Hi, I'm your baby's daddy, I'm a secret agent, and also you're in danger because of me.
00:45:01You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
00:45:03Yep, no, no bust.
00:45:04Repeat after me.
00:45:05I just found out we have a daughter, and I want to be part of her life.
00:45:12Hi.
00:45:13Do I go in with hi or hello?
00:45:14Doesn't matter.
00:45:15Just say the rest.
00:45:17Hi.
00:45:17I just found out we have a daughter, and I want to be a part of her life.
00:45:24So you're crazy.
00:45:25Got it.
00:45:26You really think I would have a child with a one-night stand that bailed on me?
00:45:28I mean, I didn't really bail.
00:45:29I just had to go.
00:45:33Dad?
00:45:34Is that you?
00:45:37Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
00:45:43It's manipulative.
00:45:45But he would make a good dad.
00:45:47He looks like a prince.
00:45:50I have a daughter.
00:45:52I will do anything to keep her safe.
00:45:55Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
00:45:58Headphones.
00:45:59Okay.
00:46:04Millie is my world.
00:46:05You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
00:46:07Again, I had no idea she even existed.
00:46:10All right.
00:46:10But I'm here now.
00:46:14And I want to be a part of her life.
00:46:16You want to be in Millie's life?
00:46:17Yes.
00:46:18Very much.
00:46:19You can be her nanny.
00:46:22Excuse me?
00:46:23Her last nanny moved away.
00:46:24You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
00:46:26Then you can start by being a babysitter.
00:46:30Babysitter.
00:46:31Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:46:33Well, it was nice seeing you.
00:46:35Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
00:46:38Come on, baby.
00:46:40Wait, Millie.
00:46:42Yeah?
00:46:44I love the lizard on your shirt.
00:46:46It's an iguana.
00:46:47They're my favorite animal.
00:46:48Is it because they do this?
00:46:52Who are you?
00:46:54Well, Millie.
00:46:58I'm your new nanny.
00:47:01Mmm.
00:47:08So...
00:47:09You.
00:47:10You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
00:47:14You're going to protect your daughter by becoming her nanny.
00:47:17Yep.
00:47:18I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
00:47:21He's going to laugh his arse off.
00:47:28You must be Millie's nanny.
00:47:29I'm Adam.
00:47:32And you are?
00:47:33I'm your nanny.
00:47:35And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar, is that right?
00:47:40My last job was rescuing the president.
00:47:42You'll be supervised at all times.
00:47:45And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
00:47:51Got it?
00:47:53Vivian.
00:47:54Hey, Vivian.
00:47:57We need to talk.
00:47:58We need to talk.
00:47:58I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
00:48:00Yeah?
00:48:01But if that sounds like too much, then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
00:48:09Great.
00:48:10Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
00:48:19Mr. Adam!
00:48:20Yay!
00:48:22Millie, we do not throw forks.
00:48:25But it's fun to throw forks.
00:48:27I'm her nanny.
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:30I'll take care of her.
00:48:34Millie, you see, we're gonna throw forks.
00:48:37You need the proper technique.
00:48:43Cool!
00:48:44How do you know how to do that?
00:48:47My other job.
00:48:48Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
00:48:54Can you keep a secret?
00:48:55Mm-hmm.
00:48:56My other job is saving the world.
00:49:00Don't tell anybody.
00:49:01I won't.
00:49:02Promise?
00:49:02Yeah.
00:49:07What are you doing?
00:49:11Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
00:49:12I gotta talk to Adam.
00:49:14Okay.
00:49:16Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:49:18Bye, Millie.
00:49:21This was a mistake.
00:49:23This was a huge mistake.
00:49:24Vivian, look.
00:49:25I know you think I'm just a...
00:49:26I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:49:29I really can't.
00:49:30I have way bigger concerns.
00:49:32Like what?
00:49:35Like...
00:49:35me!
00:49:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:49:47Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:49:52If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
00:49:59Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:50:03Bad things happen.
00:50:03People get hurt.
00:50:09Is that so?
00:50:15What do we got here?
00:50:16A little delicate flower.
00:50:20Who's this, your new boyfriend?
00:50:23Actually...
00:50:24He's my daughter's nanny.
00:50:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:50:31The daughter's nanny!
00:50:33That is so cute!
00:50:35Mr. Mary Poppins!
00:50:38Tell you what, why don't you go bake me a few cookies while, uh, me and your boss, we have
00:50:45a little one-on-one time.
00:50:48Actually, I got a better idea.
00:50:49Adam.
00:50:51Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
00:50:53Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is...
00:50:55Get out.
00:50:57Now.
00:51:05Run along, Mr. Mom!
00:51:07Why don't you go dust your knob?
00:51:10Why us, uh, grown folks, have a little talk.
00:51:18Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:51:20Boys, that's how you have a good day.
00:51:22Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:51:23Right?
00:51:24You make money, you have fun, and you...
00:51:28Oh, look who it is!
00:51:31Hello, boys.
00:51:32It's the nanny.
00:51:41What are you doing?!
00:51:49You know who the hell I am?
00:51:50You know what I could do to you with one call?
00:51:52Do it.
00:51:54Call him.
00:51:56I will.
00:51:58I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office, and I'll call the mayor.
00:52:01They'll call the senator, and round and round we go.
00:52:05You're small fish, I have bigger things to worry about than you.
00:52:09So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
00:52:15Bye-bye, bitch.
00:52:17So congrats.
00:52:18You no longer exist.
00:52:20No.
00:52:20No, that's impossible.
00:52:22No.
00:52:24No!
00:52:25No!
00:52:27By the way, there's money for a cab.
00:52:34If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again, your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight.
00:52:41Now run away, little man.
00:52:45Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
00:52:52Who are you?
00:52:55I'm the nanny.
00:53:11What did you say to him?
00:53:12Nothing.
00:53:13I was just getting this.
00:53:15This is not a joke.
00:53:16Adam, these are dangerous people.
00:53:24Hey, listen.
00:53:26I'm sorry.
00:53:28I am so sorry.
00:53:30We will never ever bother you again.
00:53:33Yeah.
00:53:39Adam, what did you...
00:53:42Who are you?
00:53:43Really.
00:54:00Boys, that's how you have a good day.
00:54:03Right?
00:54:04You make money.
00:54:06You have fun.
00:54:07And you...
00:54:09Oh, look who it is.
00:54:11Hello, boys.
00:54:12It's the nanny.
00:54:28What are you doing?
00:54:29You know who the hell I am?
00:54:31You know what I could do to you with one call?
00:54:33Do it.
00:54:34Call him.
00:54:37I will.
00:54:38I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office?
00:54:40And I'll call the mayor.
00:54:42He'll call a senator and round and round we go.
00:54:46You're small fish.
00:54:47I have bigger things to worry about than you.
00:54:49So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
00:54:55Bye-bye, bitch.
00:54:58So congrats.
00:54:59You no longer exist.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01No, that's impossible.
00:55:03No.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05No!
00:55:12Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass wondering why the world's
00:55:17greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
00:55:21Tell him to calm down.
00:55:22I'm finishing the mission.
00:55:22Come on.
00:55:23Move your ass.
00:55:34Everybody out!
00:55:39We, uh, got a girl here, Roscoe.
00:55:42I don't know.
00:55:43Focus on the mission.
00:55:45Uh, you know me.
00:55:49Dammit!
00:55:52Every time.
00:55:55If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour, we're gonna start sending fingers.
00:56:00One.
00:56:01Fuck.
00:56:10What's up, man?
00:56:11I said, everybody, out.
00:56:15Look, man, I'm just a bartender.
00:56:16Besides, what if your little hostage over there gets thirsty?
00:56:25Throw him in the closet.
00:56:31Thirsty?
00:56:31You're playing a real dangerous game, smartass.
00:56:34Just making a martini.
00:56:36Improperly.
00:56:37Be that as it may.
00:56:38Fun fact.
00:56:39Do you know it's supposed to be stirred, not shaken?
00:56:42James Bond would actually ask for his martini shaken.
00:56:45Why?
00:56:47Because it'd get watered down, just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
00:56:51Really good agent.
00:56:52Probably the second best agent there is.
00:56:56Do you know how I know that?
00:56:59Because you're a bartender.
00:57:01No, I'm not a bartender.
00:57:04It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
00:57:14That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
00:57:16Who are you?
00:57:18FBI?
00:57:19CIA?
00:57:20No, man.
00:57:21I'm Adam Hawke.
00:57:23Adam Hawke is a myth.
00:57:25Wasn't this I heard at all.
00:57:30Here you are again, Vivi.
00:57:33Kidnapped for your family's money and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you need him the most.
00:57:38If I get out of this, I need to find a better man for myself.
00:57:43Hey.
00:57:45Hey.
00:57:46Hey, you're okay?
00:57:46You're safe now.
00:57:49Who are you?
00:57:50I'm nobody.
00:57:51I'm just an bartender.
00:57:53He's helping you out.
00:57:54Can you stand?
00:57:56Come on.
00:58:00You okay?
00:58:03First time?
00:58:05No, I get kidnapped and my finger's nearly chopped off all the time.
00:58:09Okay.
00:58:10Thanks for getting me out of there.
00:58:15You know your heart's beating really fast.
00:58:18I need to reset your nervous system.
00:58:20Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
00:58:22Okay?
00:58:24As a bartender for the mom know how to do that.
00:58:28She has no idea who I really am.
00:58:31Trade secret.
00:58:33Can't focus.
00:58:34Breathe in.
00:58:37Breathe out.
00:58:41One more time.
00:58:42Breathe in.
00:58:45Breathe out.
00:58:56Adam, where are you?
00:59:01Uh...
00:59:01Roscoe, I broke cover.
00:59:03You know half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care.
00:59:06The copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
00:59:09ETA two minutes.
00:59:10Come on, man. Give me five minutes. This girl's a baddie.
00:59:13You're gonna bloody go.
00:59:14I'll come down there myself and pick you up. You're coming.
00:59:17I'm coming.
00:59:18I'm coming.
00:59:21Maybe you didn't know that, sweetheart.
00:59:26Roscoe. I'll date you.
00:59:32Adam?
00:59:35Not even I know.
00:59:51Oh my god.
00:59:52Svet, what are you doing here?
00:59:53You lied to me.
00:59:54Come on, can we not do this right now? I got a guy trying to kill me.
00:59:56He told me he loved me.
00:59:58We're spies, girl. That's what we do.
01:00:00You know what all spies do?
01:00:02They kill each other.
01:00:05I promise.
01:00:07I'm gonna listen.
01:00:14She's a badass.
01:00:16Here, make yourself useful.
01:00:19Thanks.
01:00:38What are you about to do, huh? Not a damn thing.
01:00:48You're lost.
01:00:53I'll see you later.
01:00:55He's coming for your daughter.
01:00:59What are you talking about?
01:01:08Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
01:01:12Who the hell is this? I don't have a daughter.
01:01:19Well, let's find out.
01:01:31Paternity confirmed.
01:01:33No way.
01:01:37Congrats.
01:01:38It's a girl.
01:01:42Why did she tell me it's been eight years?
01:01:44I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
01:01:46Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian.
01:01:50She's been busy.
01:01:52Non-profits, charities.
01:01:54She's built her entire empire, helping other people.
01:01:56She's an all-around great person.
01:01:58As opposed to...
01:02:01Raymond Strauss.
01:02:03Ex-Special Forces.
01:02:04Presumed dead twice.
01:02:06Somehow he came back to life and became the world's largest arms dealer.
01:02:10So he's after Vivian and Millie because of me.
01:02:16So what do I do?
01:02:17Go protect your family, genius.
01:02:31Hi.
01:02:39Do you remember me?
01:02:42I'll take that as a yes.
01:02:43You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon.
01:02:47Yeah, I remember you.
01:02:48What do you want?
01:02:49I mean, so what do I even say to her?
01:02:51It's been eight years.
01:02:52What, just walk up to her door and be like,
01:02:54Hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
01:02:56I'm a secret agent.
01:02:56And also you're in danger because of me.
01:02:58You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
01:03:00No, no bust.
01:03:01Repeat after me.
01:03:02I just found out we have a daughter.
01:03:05And I want to be part of her life.
01:03:09Hi.
01:03:09Do I go in with hi or hello?
01:03:11Doesn't matter.
01:03:12Just say the rest.
01:03:14Hi.
01:03:14I just found out we have a daughter.
01:03:17And I want to be a part of her life.
01:03:21So you're crazy.
01:03:22Got it.
01:03:23You really think I would have a child with a one-night stand that bailed on me?
01:03:25I mean, I didn't really bail.
01:03:26I just had to go.
01:03:30Dad?
01:03:31Is that you?
01:03:34Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
01:03:39It's manipulative.
01:03:42But he would make a good dad.
01:03:44He looks like a prince.
01:03:47I have a daughter.
01:03:49I will do anything to keep her safe.
01:03:52Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
01:03:55Headphones.
01:03:56Okay.
01:04:01Millie is my world.
01:04:02You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
01:04:04Megan, I had no idea she even existed.
01:04:06Sorry.
01:04:07But I'm here now.
01:04:11And I want to be a part of her life.
01:04:13You want to be in Millie's life?
01:04:14Yes.
01:04:15Very much.
01:04:16You can be her nanny.
01:04:19Excuse me?
01:04:19Her last nanny moved away.
01:04:21You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
01:04:23Then you can start by being a babysitter.
01:04:26Babysitter.
01:04:28Yeah, that's what I thought.
01:04:30Well, it was nice seeing you.
01:04:32Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
01:04:35Come on, baby.
01:04:37Wait, Millie.
01:04:39Yeah?
01:04:41I love the lizard on your shirt.
01:04:43It's an iguana.
01:04:44They're my favorite animal.
01:04:45Is it because they do this?
01:04:49Who are you?
01:04:51Well, Millie.
01:04:55I'm your new nanny.
01:05:05So...
01:05:06You.
01:05:07You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
01:05:11You're gonna protect your daughter by becoming her nanny.
01:05:14Yep.
01:05:15I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
01:05:18He's gonna laugh his arse off.
01:05:25You must be Millie's nanny.
01:05:27I'm Adam.
01:05:29And you are?
01:05:30I'm your nanny.
01:05:31And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar.
01:05:35Is that right?
01:05:37My last job was rescuing the president.
01:05:40You'll be supervised at all times.
01:05:42And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
01:05:48Got it?
01:05:50Vivian.
01:05:51Hey, Vivian.
01:05:54We need to talk.
01:05:55I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
01:05:57Yeah?
01:05:57But if that sounds like too much, then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
01:06:06Great.
01:06:07Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
01:06:16Mr. Adam!
01:06:17Yay!
01:06:19Millie, we do not throw forks.
01:06:22But it's fun to throw forks.
01:06:24I'm her nanny.
01:06:25Okay.
01:06:27I'll take care of it.
01:06:30Millie.
01:06:31You see, we're gonna throw forks.
01:06:34You need the proper technique.
01:06:40Cool!
01:06:41How do you know how to do that?
01:06:44My other job.
01:06:45Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
01:06:51Can you keep a secret?
01:06:52Mm-hmm.
01:06:54My other job is saving the world.
01:06:57Don't tell anybody.
01:06:58I won't.
01:06:59Promise?
01:06:59Yeah.
01:07:04What are you doing?
01:07:08Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
01:07:09I gotta talk to Adam.
01:07:11Okay.
01:07:13Bye, Mr. Adam.
01:07:15Bye, Millie.
01:07:18This was a mistake.
01:07:20This was a huge mistake.
01:07:21Vivian, look.
01:07:22I know you think I'm just a partner.
01:07:23I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
01:07:26I really can't.
01:07:27I have way bigger concerns.
01:07:29Like what?
01:07:32Like me!
01:07:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:07:44Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
01:07:49If you wanna run your charity operation in my neighborhood,
01:07:54you gotta pay.
01:07:56Otherwise, bad things happen.
01:08:00People get hurt.
01:08:05Is that so?
01:08:11What do we got here?
01:08:13A little delicate flower.
01:08:16Who's this, your new boyfriend?
01:08:20Actually.
01:08:21He's my daughter's nanny.
01:08:27The daughter's nanny!
01:08:29That is so cute!
01:08:32Mr. Mary Poppins!
01:08:35Tell you what, why don't you go bake me a few cookies while me and your boss, we have a
01:08:42little one-on-one time.
01:08:44Actually, we got a better idea.
01:08:48Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
01:08:50Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is-
01:08:52Get out.
01:08:54Now.
01:09:02Run along, Mr. Mom!
01:09:04Why don't you go dust your knob?
01:09:07Why us, uh,
01:09:09throne folks,
01:09:10have a little talk.
01:09:15Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:09:17Boys,
01:09:18that's how you have a good day.
01:09:19Ha, ha, ha!
01:09:20Right?
01:09:21You make money,
01:09:22you have fun,
01:09:23and you-
01:09:25Oh, look who it is!
01:09:28Hello, boys.
01:09:29It's the nanny.
01:09:44What are you doing?
01:09:46You know who the hell I am?
01:09:47You know what I could do to you with one call?
01:09:49Do it.
01:09:51Call him.
01:09:53I will.
01:09:55I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office,
01:09:57and I'll call the mayor.
01:09:58He'll call a senator, and round and round we go.
01:10:02You're small fish, I have bigger things to worry about than you.
01:10:06So instead,
01:10:07I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
01:10:12Bye-bye, bitch.
01:10:14So congrats.
01:10:15You no longer exist.
01:10:16No.
01:10:17No, that's impossible.
01:10:19No.
01:10:21No!
01:10:22No!
01:10:25By the way,
01:10:26there's money for a cab.
01:10:31If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again,
01:10:34your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight.
01:10:38Now run away, little man.
01:10:42Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
01:10:49Who are you?
01:10:52I'm the nanny.
01:11:08What did you say to him?
01:11:09Nothing. I was just getting this.
01:11:12This is not a joke.
01:11:13Adam, these are dangerous people.
01:11:21Hey, listen.
01:11:23I'm sorry.
01:11:25I am so sorry.
01:11:26We will never, ever bother you again.
01:11:36Adam, what did you...
01:11:39Who are you?
01:11:40Really?
01:11:42Adam, what did you...
01:11:54Who are you?
01:11:55Really?
01:11:57Boys, that's how you have a good day.
01:12:00Right?
01:12:01You make money.
01:12:03You have fun.
01:12:04And you...
01:12:05Oh, look who it is.
01:12:08Hello, boys.
01:12:09It's the nanny.
01:12:25What are you doing?
01:12:26You know who the hell I am?
01:12:28You know what I could do to you with one call?
01:12:30Do it.
01:12:31Call him.
01:12:34I will.
01:12:35I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office?
01:12:37And I'll call the mayor.
01:12:39They'll call a senator, and round and round we go.
01:12:43You're small fish.
01:12:44I have bigger things to worry about than you.
01:12:46So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
01:12:52Bye-bye, bitch.
01:12:55So congrats.
01:12:56You no longer exist.
01:12:56No.
01:12:57No, that's impossible.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01No!
01:13:02No!
01:13:09Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass, wondering why the world's
01:13:14greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
01:13:18Tell him to calm down.
01:13:18I'm finishing the mission.
01:13:20Come on!
01:13:20Move your ass!
01:13:31Nobody oops.
01:13:36Yeah, we got a girl here, Rusco.
01:13:39I don't know.
01:13:40Focus on the mission.
01:13:42Oh, you know me.
01:13:46Damn it!
01:13:49Every time.
01:13:52If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour,
01:13:55we're going to start sending fingers.
01:13:57One, two, three.
01:14:07What's up, man?
01:14:08I said, everybody, out.
01:14:12Look, man, I'm just a bartender.
01:14:13Besides, what if your little hostage over there gets thirsty?
01:14:22Throw him in the closet.
01:14:28Percy?
01:14:28You're playing a real dangerous game, smartass.
01:14:31Just making a martini improperly, be that as it may.
01:14:35Fun fact, do you know it's supposed to be stirred, not shaken?
01:14:39James Bond would actually ask for his martini shaken.
01:14:42Why?
01:14:44Because it'd get watered down,
01:14:45just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
01:14:48Really good agent.
01:14:49Probably the second best agent there is.
01:14:53Do you know how I know that?
01:14:56Because you're a bartender.
01:14:59No, I'm not a bartender.
01:15:01It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
01:15:11That's going to hurt tomorrow.
01:15:13Who are you?
01:15:15FBI?
01:15:16CIA?
01:15:17Oh, man.
01:15:18I'm Adam Hawke.
01:15:20Adam Hawke is a myth.
01:15:22Wasn't this you heard at all?
01:15:23Fuck.
01:15:27Here you are again, Vivi.
01:15:30Kidnapped for your family's money and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you need him the most.
01:15:35If I get out of this, I need to find a better man for myself.
01:15:40Hey.
01:15:42Hey.
01:15:43Hey, you're okay?
01:15:43You're safe now.
01:15:46Who are you?
01:15:47I'm nobody.
01:15:48I'm just a bartender.
01:15:49He's helping you out.
01:15:51Can you stand?
01:15:53All right.
01:15:57You okay?
01:16:00First time?
01:16:02No, I get, um, kidnapped and my finger's nearly chopped off all the time.
01:16:06Okay.
01:16:07Thanks for getting me out of there.
01:16:12You know your heart's beating really fast.
01:16:15I'm going to reset your nervous system.
01:16:17Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
01:16:19Okay?
01:16:20I was, uh, a bartender for the mob.
01:16:24I know how to do that.
01:16:25She has no idea who I really am.
01:16:28It's right secret.
01:16:29You can't focus.
01:16:31Breathe in.
01:16:34Breathe out.
01:16:38One more time.
01:16:39Breathe in.
01:16:42Breathe out.
01:16:53Adam, where are you?
01:16:58Uh, Roscoe, I broke cover.
01:17:00You know, half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care.
01:17:03The copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
01:17:06ETA, two minutes.
01:17:07Ah, come on, man.
01:17:08Give me five minutes.
01:17:09This girl's a baddie.
01:17:10You're going to bloody go.
01:17:11I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
01:17:13You're coming.
01:17:17Maybe you didn't know that, sweetheart.
01:17:23Roscoe, I'll date you.
01:17:29Adam?
01:17:32Not even a note.
01:17:37Ah!
01:17:39Ah!
01:17:47Oh, my God.
01:17:49Seth, what are you doing here?
01:17:50You lied to me.
01:17:51Come on, can we not do this right now?
01:17:52I got a guy trying to kill me.
01:17:53You told me you loved me.
01:17:55We're spies, girl.
01:17:56That's what we do.
01:17:57You know what all spies do?
01:17:59They kill each other.
01:18:02Promise.
01:18:04I'm going to be the same.
01:18:06Ah!
01:18:07Ah!
01:18:11She's a bad ass.
01:18:14Here, make yourself useful.
01:18:16Thanks.
01:18:35What are you about to do, huh?
01:18:38Not a damn thing.
01:18:40Quick!
01:18:44You're lost.
01:18:50I'll see you later.
01:18:52He's coming for your daughter.
01:18:56What are you talking about?
01:19:04Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
01:19:09Who the hell is this?
01:19:10I don't have a daughter.
01:19:17Well, let's find out.
01:19:27Paternity confirmed.
01:19:30No way.
01:19:34Congrats.
01:19:35It's a girl.
01:19:39Why did she tell me it's been eight years?
01:19:41I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
01:19:43Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
01:19:49Non-profits, charities.
01:19:51She's built her entire empire helping other people.
01:19:53Well, she's an all-around great person, as opposed to Raymond Strauss.
01:19:59Ex-Special Forces, presumed dead twice, somehow came back to life and became the world's largest arms dealer.
01:20:07So, he's after Vivian and Millie because of me.
01:20:13So, what do I do?
01:20:14Go protect your family, genius.
01:20:28Hi.
01:20:36Do you remember me?
01:20:39I'll take that as a yes.
01:20:40You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon.
01:20:44Yeah, I remember you.
01:20:45What do you want?
01:20:46I mean, so what do I even say to her?
01:20:48It's been eight years.
01:20:49What, just walk up to her door and be like,
01:20:51Hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
01:20:53I'm a secret agent.
01:20:54And also, you're in danger because of me.
01:20:55You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
01:20:57No, no bust.
01:20:58Repeat after me.
01:20:59I just found out we have a daughter.
01:21:02And I want to be part of her life.
01:21:06Hi.
01:21:06Do I go in with hi or hello?
01:21:08Doesn't matter.
01:21:09Just see the rest.
01:21:11Hi.
01:21:11I just found out we have a daughter.
01:21:14And I want to be a part of her life.
01:21:18So, you're crazy.
01:21:19Got it.
01:21:20You really think I would have a child with a one-night stand that bailed on me?
01:21:22I mean, I didn't really bail.
01:21:23I just had to go.
01:21:27Dad?
01:21:28Is that you?
01:21:31Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
01:21:36It's manipulative.
01:21:39But he would make a good dad.
01:21:41He looks like a prince.
01:21:44I have a daughter.
01:21:46I will do anything to keep her safe.
01:21:49Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
01:21:52Headphones.
01:21:53Okay.
01:21:57Millie is my world.
01:21:59You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
01:22:01Megan, I had no idea she even existed.
01:22:03All right.
01:22:04But I'm here now.
01:22:08And I want to be a part of her life.
01:22:10You want to be in Millie's life?
01:22:11Yes, very much.
01:22:13You can be her nanny.
01:22:16Excuse me?
01:22:16Her last nanny moved away.
01:22:18You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
01:22:20Then you can start by being a babysitter.
01:22:23Babysitter.
01:22:25Yeah, that's what I thought.
01:22:27Well, it was nice seeing you.
01:22:29Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
01:22:32Come on, baby.
01:22:34Wait, Millie.
01:22:36Yeah?
01:22:38I love the lizard on your shirt.
01:22:40It's an iguana.
01:22:41They're my favorite animal.
01:22:42Is it because they do this?
01:22:46Who are you?
01:22:48Well, Millie.
01:22:51I'm your new nanny.
01:23:02So, you.
01:23:04You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
01:23:07You're going to protect your daughter by becoming her nanny.
01:23:11Yep.
01:23:12I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
01:23:15He's going to laugh his arse off.
01:23:22You must be Millie's nanny.
01:23:24I'm Adam.
01:23:26And you are?
01:23:27I'm your nanny.
01:23:28And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar, is that right?
01:23:34My last job was rescuing the president.
01:23:37You'll be supervised at all times.
01:23:38And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
01:23:45Got it?
01:23:47Vivian.
01:23:48Hey, Vivian.
01:23:51We need to talk.
01:23:52I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
01:23:54Yeah?
01:23:55But if that sounds like too much, then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
01:24:03Great.
01:24:04Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
01:24:13Mr. Adam!
01:24:14Yay!
01:24:16Millie, we do not throw forks.
01:24:19But it's fun to throw forks.
01:24:21I'm her nanny.
01:24:24I'll take care of it.
01:24:27Millie.
01:24:28You see, we're going to throw forks.
01:24:31You need the proper technique.
01:24:37How do you know how to do that?
01:24:41My other job.
01:24:42Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
01:24:47Can you keep a secret?
01:24:49Mm-hmm.
01:24:51My other job is saving the world.
01:24:54Don't tell anybody.
01:24:55I won't.
01:24:56Promise?
01:24:56Yeah.
01:25:01What are you doing?
01:25:05Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
01:25:06I gotta talk to Adam.
01:25:08Okay.
01:25:10Bye, Mr. Adam.
01:25:12Bye, Millie.
01:25:15This was a mistake.
01:25:17This was a huge mistake.
01:25:18Vivian, look.
01:25:19I know you think I'm just a part of it.
01:25:20I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
01:25:23I really can't.
01:25:24I have way bigger concerns.
01:25:26Like what?
01:25:29Like me!
01:25:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:25:41Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
01:25:46If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
01:25:53Otherwise, bad things happen.
01:25:56People get hurt.
01:26:02Is that so?
01:26:08What do we got here?
01:26:10A little delicate flower.
01:26:13Who's this, your new boyfriend?
01:26:17Actually.
01:26:18He's my daughter's nanny.
01:26:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:26:25The daughter's nanny!
01:26:26That is so cute!
01:26:29Mr. Mary Poppins!
01:26:32Tell you what, why don't you go bake me a few cookies while me and your boss, we have a
01:26:39little one-on-one time.
01:26:40Um, actually, I got a better idea.
01:26:45Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
01:26:47Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is-
01:26:49Get out!
01:26:51Now!
01:26:59Run along, Mr. Mom!
01:27:01Why don't you go dust your knob, while us, uh, grown folks have a little talk.
01:27:12Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:27:14Boys, that's how you have a good day.
01:27:17Ha, ha, ha!
01:27:17Right?
01:27:17You make money, you have fun, and you-
01:27:22Oh, look who it is!
01:27:25Hello, boys.
01:27:25It's the nanny.
01:27:34It's the nanny.
01:27:41What are you doing?
01:27:43You know who the hell I am?
01:27:44You know what I could do to you with one call?
01:27:47Do it.
01:27:48Call him.
01:27:50I will.
01:27:52I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office, and I'll call the mayor.
01:27:55You'll call a senator, and round and round, we go.
01:27:59You're small fish.
01:28:00I have bigger things to worry about than you.
01:28:02So, instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
01:28:09Bye-bye, bitch.
01:28:11So, congrats.
01:28:12You no longer exist.
01:28:13No.
01:28:14No, that's impossible.
01:28:16No.
01:28:17No!
01:28:19No!
01:28:22By the way, there's money for a cab.
01:28:28Have you ever come near Millie or Vivian again?
01:28:31Your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight.
01:28:35Now run away, little man.
01:28:39Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
01:28:46Who are you?
01:28:49I'm the nanny.
01:28:53I'm the nanny.
01:29:05What did you say to him?
01:29:06Nothing.
01:29:07I was just getting this.
01:29:09This is not a joke.
01:29:10Adam, these are dangerous people.
01:29:12Hmm.
01:29:18Hey, listen.
01:29:20I'm sorry.
01:29:22I am so sorry.
01:29:24We will never, ever bother you again.
01:29:33Adam, what did you...
01:29:36Who are you?
01:29:37Really?
01:29:39Really?
01:29:40You can't...
01:29:40I am so sorry.
01:29:40I am so sorry.
01:29:43I can't tell you that.
01:29:46Have a great day.
01:29:47You