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Duke is no ordinary man—he’s the secret god of his island, and his magical Koa wood surfboard is his greatest treasure! 🏄♂️ But when the Sea Hag curses him and shrinks his board, he must stay married to her human daughter, Kai, for five years to get it back. 💍 Duke secretly helps Kai become a surfing superstar, yet she treats him like a useless house husband and returns to her famous surfer ex. 💔 Now the curse is broken, and Duke is finally free. Will he give Kai another chance, or leave her to discover what she lost? 🔥
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Duke is no ordinary man—he’s the secret god of his island, and his magical Koa wood surfboard is his greatest treasure! 🏄♂️ But when the Sea Hag curses him and shrinks his board, he must stay married to her human daughter, Kai, for five years to get it back. 💍 Duke secretly helps Kai become a surfing superstar, yet she treats him like a useless house husband and returns to her famous surfer ex. 💔 Now the curse is broken, and Duke is finally free. Will he give Kai another chance, or leave her to discover what she lost? 🔥
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00:00:03Oh, my God.
00:00:18Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
00:00:44Where's my surfboard?
00:00:46Looking for this, God of the island?
00:00:52Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:01:07Oh, my board.
00:01:10How did you do that?
00:01:11You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:01:14I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:01:17I'll never be as powerful as you, God of the island.
00:01:21But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
00:01:27Marry my daughter.
00:01:32Your daughter?
00:01:34I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:01:41One had strong swimmers.
00:01:46But I'm immortal.
00:01:48If I marry your daughter, she'll age. I won't.
00:01:51It could never last.
00:01:53Five years.
00:01:55Look after her for five years.
00:01:58Help her find success.
00:02:00On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:02:03You can surf again.
00:02:04And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:02:12Okay.
00:02:15Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:02:22You tell me.
00:02:42I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
00:02:46I give it six months.
00:02:52We look so cute.
00:02:54I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:02:59Someone just commented, sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:03:03I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:03:05I don't.
00:03:07I don't.
00:03:09Spoiler alert, she did care.
00:03:11And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:03:13But I made a vow to stay with her for five years,
00:03:16and I was determined to keep that vow,
00:03:18no matter how hard it was.
00:03:20And it was very hard.
00:03:22In three days, I get my co-board back, and I can surf again.
00:03:26But until then,
00:03:28my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:03:31She loves coconut water.
00:03:33Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:03:43Duke, you tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:03:46That beach life, though, right?
00:03:48What were you even doing out there so early?
00:03:50Getting stoned?
00:03:52Something like that.
00:03:53Unbelievable.
00:03:54I need you on point today.
00:03:56I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of QuickMapple,
00:03:58might arrive early for the expo.
00:04:00Don't worry, babe.
00:04:01I got you.
00:04:13This is not the brand I like.
00:04:15It's not any brand.
00:04:16It's fresh.
00:04:19How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:04:21Did you forget because you were high?
00:04:24I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:04:27We were happy once,
00:04:30but the honeymoon is over.
00:04:43Oh my God, that's her.
00:04:45Angela Lee,
00:04:46the single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:04:50No, that's the most important person in the world of surfing.
00:04:56That old guy?
00:04:57Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:04:58He's the real power.
00:04:59Started QuickMaple as a surf shack in Malibu
00:05:01and grew it into the most important surf brand on earth.
00:05:05Oh no.
00:05:09Oh, I gotta go.
00:05:11I gotta go.
00:05:29He's here!
00:05:34Oh...
00:05:44Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:05:47Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:05:51Thank you for saving my life.
00:06:07You're the god of the island.
00:06:10Please, no one can know my identity.
00:06:12Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:06:15Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:06:19Anything.
00:06:22My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world, and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:06:28Angela!
00:06:34Your leg! It's completely healed!
00:06:37Did you do this?
00:06:39I wish I had healing powers.
00:06:41I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:06:46He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:06:49Well, thank you for helping.
00:06:51He needs our help, too. His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:06:55Wife?
00:06:56Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer.
00:07:01Hey, Kaikua. Remember Chad from high school?
00:07:05How could she forget?
00:07:06If he hadn't dumped her to move to LA and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
00:07:09she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:07:13If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
00:07:19Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
00:07:23Kaikua, we should get going.
00:07:27Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
00:07:30Jealous much?
00:07:33I'm not ready to go yet.
00:07:35Did you forget?
00:07:36Forget what?
00:07:38We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
00:07:41The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for...
00:07:45I can't. Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:07:49Don't worry about that.
00:07:51You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:07:54What would you know about it?
00:07:56Chad?
00:07:58Hey, boo. I'm in town for the expo.
00:08:02You knew who'd be here.
00:08:04But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:08:07Chad, can you sign my board?
00:08:08Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:08:12Duh. Of course I am.
00:08:14So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
00:08:17I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:08:19And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
00:08:23For branding.
00:08:24You don't mind, right?
00:08:25No worries.
00:08:26We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:08:29Oh, hey, dude.
00:08:30You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
00:08:33I'm Kai's husband.
00:08:35Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
00:08:41Five years.
00:08:42For five years, I protected and loved you.
00:08:45But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
00:08:52I caught your favorite fish myself.
00:08:56And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:08:58I'm married.
00:08:59You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
00:09:02Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
00:09:07Duke's actually really sweet.
00:09:10Sweet.
00:09:11Yeah.
00:09:11He's a total simp.
00:09:13Dump him.
00:09:14Or don't.
00:09:16I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
00:09:19There's an extra board here.
00:09:21It's a gift for you.
00:09:24A fish.
00:09:26This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:09:30Duke designed my board himself.
00:09:33You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:09:37Plus, this is a quick maple board.
00:09:39That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:09:42Good point.
00:09:45See you on the beach, boo.
00:09:48Catch any big ones?
00:09:50It was okay.
00:09:51Lots of close outs today.
00:09:52I made dinner for our anniversary.
00:09:55Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
00:09:57Sorry, I ate already.
00:09:59New board?
00:10:00Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
00:10:03Quick maple should build a board for you, like I did.
00:10:06This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:10:08It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
00:10:10Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
00:10:12He won gold.
00:10:13You don't even surf.
00:10:15I know the island's waves.
00:10:16I'll think about it.
00:10:18So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
00:10:20Are you sore?
00:10:21Do you want a massage?
00:10:22I am sore.
00:10:23I'm going to go in the hot tub.
00:10:25Want some company?
00:10:26No thanks.
00:10:27I'm not in the mood.
00:10:28Too sore.
00:10:29Aren't you going to say anything?
00:10:30What do you want me to say?
00:10:32Do you even care?
00:10:33Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
00:10:36I care.
00:10:37If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
00:10:40Why did you never learn to surf?
00:10:45I was the best surfer in the world.
00:10:48But your mom cursed me.
00:10:52What does that have to do with anything?
00:10:53Because it's weird.
00:10:55You're like obsessed with surfers.
00:10:58You make custom surfboards.
00:11:01You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
00:11:03But you can't even surf.
00:11:07That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
00:11:09So you can leech off me.
00:11:11Because you don't actually care about anything.
00:11:13Except using me to get closer to.
00:11:16The glory you'll never have.
00:11:19You want me out of your life?
00:11:24Give it a few more days.
00:11:35Nah bro, you're caking it on.
00:11:38You're going to glue her feet to the board.
00:11:40That's right for cold water like Malibu.
00:11:41On a warm break like ours, soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
00:11:45Let's see how she looks on her own.
00:11:46Angela, that bikini.
00:11:48Still being worn by your boss.
00:11:53There she goes.
00:11:57See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
00:11:59It wasn't the wax.
00:12:01It was your board.
00:12:04So it's my fault?
00:12:05I was trying to unlock her power.
00:12:07You've been holding her back.
00:12:08Up.
00:12:10What?
00:12:11I think what you meant to say was,
00:12:14you've been holding her up.
00:12:16You're a pro surfer, props on that.
00:12:18But I know my island.
00:12:20I know my break.
00:12:23And I know how to kick your ass.
00:12:25You think so?
00:12:26Let's go then.
00:12:35I don't know what happened out there.
00:12:37I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
00:12:39Don't sweat it.
00:12:40The sponsorship's yours.
00:12:41You looked amazing.
00:12:42But I just had an epic wipeout.
00:12:45It's not just about your surfing.
00:12:47You're hot.
00:12:48And you've got a great man behind you.
00:12:53Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
00:12:57She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
00:13:00One more day, and she can have him.
00:13:05I feel bad for you.
00:13:08You think I'm just a glorified servant?
00:13:10Like you said, a leech.
00:13:13I need a real man.
00:13:15Not some stoner, beta, board waxing, sponger.
00:13:19All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
00:13:22How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
00:13:29Then let's get a divorce.
00:13:34You want to divorce me?
00:13:37If you're not attracted to me anymore, then what's left here?
00:13:40What's left is me.
00:13:41I do everything.
00:13:43I built my career as a surfer from scratch.
00:13:46Is that really what you think?
00:13:48Yes!
00:13:48You don't even surf!
00:13:50I made custom boards for you.
00:13:52Which I rode out of obligation, even though they probably only held me back.
00:13:57Every photo shoot.
00:13:58I can't believe you're leaving me the day before the expo, the biggest day of my career.
00:14:02It's also our wedding anniversary, which means the curse is lifted.
00:14:07I'll be there at the expo tomorrow if you need anything.
00:14:10And after that, we'll get a divorce.
00:14:14Let's give another round of applause.
00:14:15Beautiful surfing.
00:14:16But you know what I like more than beauty?
00:14:18The impossible.
00:14:19Over a hundred feet.
00:14:21No one except the mighty and mysterious god of the island has ever ridden it.
00:14:26And the god of the island hasn't been seen on a surfboard in five years.
00:14:30No mortal has ridden those waves and lived.
00:14:33Until today.
00:14:34Anyone who surfs it becomes the face of quick maple for a generation.
00:14:38The biggest sponsorship in the history of this sport.
00:14:40This is your shot.
00:14:43Me?
00:14:44Don't do this.
00:14:45You can't.
00:14:48Oh my god, you cannot be serious?
00:14:51I'm just doing what I've always done.
00:14:53Protecting you.
00:14:54I know you're bored.
00:14:55I know you're surfing better than anyone.
00:14:57You can't handle those waves.
00:14:59How dare you tell me what I can't do?
00:15:01I won't let you hold me back anymore.
00:15:03I'm going to ride that wave on the board Chad gave me.
00:15:06Hey!
00:15:07She really is incredible.
00:15:09Don't pull.
00:15:11Don't pull.
00:15:16Where is she?
00:15:19Lifeguard!
00:15:20We need a jet ski!
00:15:31Hey, old buddy.
00:15:32Good to have you back.
00:15:34No way, bro.
00:15:36It's him.
00:15:38The god of the island!
00:15:39That's right.
00:15:40It's the god of the island.
00:15:43It's okay.
00:15:44The god of the island's protecting you.
00:15:46Just ride the wave.
00:15:51I think a crab got me.
00:15:53Kai, help me!
00:16:00Duke, you're tough.
00:16:01Chad's a professional surfer.
00:16:03A foot injury would ruin his whole life.
00:16:05What is wrong with you?
00:16:06Can't you see your husband is seriously hurt?
00:16:10Duke has always been tough.
00:16:11He's a sponger.
00:16:12You don't need your feet to lay down on a boogie board.
00:16:15You clearly don't understand who you're dealing with here.
00:16:18You are both an embarrassment to the quick maple brand.
00:16:20This is not the kind of example I want my athletes to set.
00:16:27Ah!
00:16:28It really hurts!
00:16:30Go with him.
00:16:31You already made your choice.
00:16:33We'll get the spines out.
00:16:34Goodbye, Kai.
00:16:46Oh, my God.
00:17:01Thank you for saving my life, god of the island.
00:17:27Where's my surfboard?
00:17:29Looking for this, god of the island?
00:17:35Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:17:51My board?
00:17:53How did you do that?
00:17:54You may be immortal, but your board wasn't.
00:17:57I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:18:00I'll never be as powerful as you, god of the island.
00:18:03But even you can't break my spell, unless you do something for me.
00:18:10Marry my daughter.
00:18:15Your daughter?
00:18:17I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:18:23One had strong swimmers.
00:18:29But I'm immortal.
00:18:31If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
00:18:33I won't.
00:18:34It could never last.
00:18:36Five years.
00:18:38Look after her for five years.
00:18:41Help her find success.
00:18:43On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:18:46You can surf again.
00:18:47And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:18:55Okay.
00:18:58Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:19:05You tell me.
00:19:25I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
00:19:29I give it six months.
00:19:35We look so cute.
00:19:38I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:19:42Someone just commented, Sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:19:46I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:19:48I don't.
00:19:50I don't.
00:19:53And I —
00:19:56I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
00:19:59And I was determined to keep that vow – no matter how hard it was.
00:20:03and it was very hard in three days i get my koa board back and i can surf again but
00:20:09until then
00:20:11my mission is to give kai everything she wants she loves coconut water today it'll be the freshest
00:20:17in the world
00:20:26duke you tracked sand all over the kitchen that beach life though right what were you even doing
00:20:32out there so early getting stoned something like that unbelievable i need you on point today
00:20:38i heard angela lee the ceo of quick mapple might arrive early for the expo don't worry babe i got
00:20:45you
00:20:55oh this is not the brand i like it's not any brand it's fresh
00:21:02how hard is it to get the right brand did you forget because you were high
00:21:07i'll get the kind you like next time we were happy once but the honeymoon is over
00:21:26oh my god that's her angela lee the single most important person in the world of surfing
00:21:33no that's the most important person in the world of surf
00:21:39that old guy angela's father mickey lee he's the real power started quick maple as a surf shack
00:21:44in malibu and grew it into the most important surf brand on earth
00:21:48oh no
00:21:49oh i gotta go
00:21:59oh
00:22:01oh
00:22:01oh
00:22:01oh
00:22:01oh
00:22:03oh
00:22:04oh
00:22:08oh
00:22:13oh
00:22:13oh
00:22:16oh
00:22:20oh
00:22:27pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted
00:22:30not as good as i used to be but i can still catch a wave thank you for saving my
00:22:35life
00:22:50you're the god of the island please no one can know my identity whatever you say but how can i
00:22:56ever repay you
00:22:58actually there is a solid you could do me in return
00:23:02oh
00:23:02i can't do anything
00:23:02i can't do anything
00:23:03i can't do anything
00:23:04i can't do anything
00:23:05my wife kai kuah is one of the best surfers in the world and her sponsor just went bankrupt
00:23:11angela
00:23:39angela
00:23:47and i can't do anything
00:24:07im like
00:24:07like i can't do anything
00:24:10Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
00:24:13Jealous much?
00:24:16I'm not ready to go yet.
00:24:18Did you forget?
00:24:19Forget what?
00:24:21We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
00:24:24The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for...
00:24:28I can't.
00:24:29Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:24:32Don't worry about that.
00:24:34You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:24:37What would you know about it?
00:24:39Chad?
00:24:41Hey, Boo.
00:24:43I'm in town for the expo.
00:24:45You knew he'd be here.
00:24:47But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:24:50Chad, can you sign my board?
00:24:51Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:24:55Duh.
00:24:55Of course I am.
00:24:57So are we going to catch some waves or what, Boo?
00:25:00I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:25:02And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
00:25:06For branding.
00:25:07You don't mind, right?
00:25:08No worries.
00:25:09We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:25:12Oh, hey, dude.
00:25:13You must be Duke.
00:25:14The sponger who waxes Kai's board?
00:25:16I'm Kai's husband.
00:25:17Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
00:25:24Five years.
00:25:25For five years, I protected and loved you.
00:25:28But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
00:25:35I caught your favorite fish myself.
00:25:39And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:25:41I'm married.
00:25:42You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
00:25:45Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
00:25:50Duke's actually really sweet.
00:25:53Sweet.
00:25:54Yeah.
00:25:54He's a total simp.
00:25:56Dump him.
00:25:57Or don't.
00:25:58I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
00:26:02There's an extra board here.
00:26:04It's a gift for you.
00:26:07A fish.
00:26:09This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:26:13Duke designed my board himself.
00:26:15You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:26:20Plus, this is a quick maple board.
00:26:22That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:26:25Good point.
00:26:28See you on the beach, boo.
00:26:31Catch any big ones?
00:26:33It was okay.
00:26:34Lots of close outs today.
00:26:35I made dinner.
00:26:36For our anniversary.
00:26:38Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
00:26:40Sorry, I ate already.
00:26:42New board?
00:26:43Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
00:26:46Quick maple should build a board for you.
00:26:48Like I did.
00:26:49This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:26:51It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
00:26:53Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
00:26:55He won gold.
00:26:56You don't even surf.
00:26:58I know the island's waves.
00:26:59I'll think about it.
00:27:01So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
00:27:03Are you sore?
00:27:04Do you want a massage?
00:27:05I am sore.
00:27:06I'm going to go in the hot tub.
00:27:08Want some company?
00:27:09No thanks.
00:27:09I'm not in the mood.
00:27:11Too sore.
00:27:12Aren't you going to say anything?
00:27:13What do you want me to say?
00:27:15Do you even care?
00:27:16Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
00:27:19I care.
00:27:20If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
00:27:23Why did you never learn to surf?
00:27:29I was the best surfer in the world.
00:27:31But your mom cursed me.
00:27:35What does that have to do with anything?
00:27:36Because it's weird.
00:27:38You're like obsessed with surfers.
00:27:41You make custom surfboards.
00:27:43You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
00:27:46But you can't even surf.
00:27:49That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
00:27:52So you can leech off me.
00:27:54Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
00:28:02You want me out of your life?
00:28:07Give it a few more days.
00:28:18Nah, bro.
00:28:19You're caking it on.
00:28:21You're going to glue her feet to the board.
00:28:23That's right for cold water like Malibu.
00:28:24On a warm break like ours, soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
00:28:28Let's see how she looks on her own.
00:28:29Angela!
00:28:30That bikini!
00:28:31Still being worn by your boss.
00:28:36There she goes.
00:28:40See what your garbage waxing did, Sponger?
00:28:43It wasn't the wax.
00:28:44It was your board.
00:28:47So it's my fault?
00:28:48I was trying to unlock her power.
00:28:50You've been holding her back.
00:28:51Up.
00:28:53What?
00:28:54I think what you meant to say was, you've been holding her up.
00:28:59You're a pro surfer.
00:29:01Props on that.
00:29:01But I know my island.
00:29:03I know my break.
00:29:06And I know how to kick your ass.
00:29:08You think so?
00:29:09Let's go then.
00:29:11Whoa!
00:29:19I don't know what happened out there.
00:29:20I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
00:29:22Don't sweat it.
00:29:23The sponsorship's yours.
00:29:24You looked amazing.
00:29:25But I just had an epic wipeout.
00:29:28It's not just about your surfing.
00:29:30You're hot.
00:29:31And you've got a great man behind you.
00:29:36Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
00:29:40She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
00:29:43One more day, and she can have him.
00:29:48I feel bad for you.
00:29:51You think I'm just a glorified servant?
00:29:53Like you said, a leech.
00:29:56I need a real man.
00:29:58Not some stoner, beta, board-waxing sponger.
00:30:02All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
00:30:05How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
00:30:12Then let's get a divorce.
00:30:17You want to divorce me?
00:30:20If you're not attracted to me anymore, then what's left here?
00:30:23What's left is me.
00:30:24I do everything.
00:30:26I built my career as a surfer from scratch.
00:30:29Is that really what you think?
00:30:31Yes!
00:30:31You don't even surf!
00:30:33I made custom boards for you.
00:30:35Which I wrote out of obligation, even though they probably only held me back!
00:30:40Every photo shoot.
00:30:41I can't believe you're leaving me the day before the expo, the biggest day of my career.
00:30:45It's also our wedding anniversary, which means the curse is lifted.
00:30:50I'll be there at the expo tomorrow if you need anything.
00:30:53And after that, we'll get a divorce.
00:30:57Let's give another round of applause.
00:30:58Beautiful surfing.
00:30:59But you know what I like more than beauty?
00:31:01The impossible.
00:31:02Over a hundred feet.
00:31:04No one except the mighty and mysterious god of the island has ever ridden it.
00:31:09And the god of the island hasn't been seen on a surfboard in five years.
00:31:13No mortal has ridden those waves and lived.
00:31:16Until today.
00:31:17Anyone who surfs it becomes the face of Quick Maple for a generation.
00:31:21The biggest sponsorship in the history of this sport.
00:31:23This is your shot.
00:31:26Me?
00:31:27Don't do this!
00:31:28You can't!
00:31:31Oh my god!
00:31:33You cannot be serious!
00:31:34I'm just doing what I've always done.
00:31:36Protecting you.
00:31:37I know you're bored.
00:31:38I know you're surfing better than anyone.
00:31:40You can't handle those waves.
00:31:42How dare you tell me what I can't do?
00:31:44I won't let you hold me back anymore.
00:31:46I'm going to ride that wave on the board Chad gave me!
00:31:49Chad!
00:31:50She really is incredible.
00:31:52Thank Pearl.
00:31:54Thank Pearl.
00:31:59Where is she?
00:32:02Lifeguard!
00:32:03We need a jet ski!
00:32:14Hey old buddy.
00:32:16Good to have you back.
00:32:17No way bro.
00:32:19It's him.
00:32:21The god of the island!
00:32:22That's right.
00:32:23The god of the island.
00:32:26It's okay.
00:32:27The god of the island is protecting you.
00:32:29Just ride the wave.
00:32:34I think a crab got me!
00:32:36Kai, help me!
00:32:42Duke.
00:32:43You're tough.
00:32:44Chad's a professional surfer.
00:32:46A foot injury would ruin his whole life.
00:32:48What is wrong with you?
00:32:49Can't you see your husband is seriously hurt?
00:32:53Duke has always been tough.
00:32:54He's a sponger.
00:32:55You don't need your feet to lay down on a boogie board.
00:32:58You clearly don't understand who you're dealing with here.
00:33:01You are both an embarrassment to the quick maple brand.
00:33:03This is not the kind of example I want my athletes to set.
00:33:10Ah!
00:33:11It really hurts!
00:33:13Go with him.
00:33:14You already made your choice.
00:33:16We'll get the spines out.
00:33:17Goodbye Kai.
00:33:19Kai.
00:33:24Kai.
00:33:29Oh my god.
00:33:44Thank you for saving my life, god of the island.
00:34:10Where's my surfboard?
00:34:12Looking for this?
00:34:14God of the island?
00:34:18Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:34:34My board?
00:34:36How did you do that?
00:34:37You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:34:40I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:34:43I'll never be as powerful as you, god of the island.
00:34:46But even you can't break my spell, unless you do something for me.
00:34:53Marry my daughter.
00:34:58Your daughter?
00:35:00I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:35:06One had strong swimmers.
00:35:12But I'm immortal.
00:35:14If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
00:35:16I won't.
00:35:17It could never last.
00:35:19Five years.
00:35:21Look after her for five years.
00:35:24Help her find success.
00:35:26On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:35:29You can surf again.
00:35:30And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:41Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:35:48You tell me.
00:36:08I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
00:36:12I give it six months.
00:36:18We look so cute.
00:36:21I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:36:25Someone just commented, sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:36:29I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:36:31I don't.
00:36:33I don't.
00:36:35Spoiler alert, she did care.
00:36:37And that wasn't her only complaint about me, but I made a vow to stay with her for five
00:36:42years, and I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
00:36:46And it was very hard.
00:36:48In three days, I get my co-board back and I can surf again.
00:36:52But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:36:57She loves coconut water.
00:36:59Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:37:09Duke, you tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:37:12That beach life, though, right?
00:37:14What were you even doing out there so early?
00:37:16Getting stoned?
00:37:18Something like that.
00:37:19Unbelievable.
00:37:20I need you on point today.
00:37:22I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
00:37:26Don't worry, babe.
00:37:27I got you.
00:37:39This is not the brand I like.
00:37:41It's not any brand.
00:37:42It's fresh.
00:37:45How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:37:47Did you forget because you were high?
00:37:50I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:37:53We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
00:38:10Oh my god, that's her.
00:38:11Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:38:16No, that's the most important person in the world of surf.
00:38:22That old guy?
00:38:23Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:38:24He's the real power.
00:38:25Started Quick Mapple as a surf shack in Malibu
00:38:27and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
00:38:31Oh no.
00:38:34Oh.
00:38:35I gotta go.
00:38:55He's here!
00:39:10Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:39:13Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:39:17Thank you for saving my life.
00:39:19Thank you for saving my life.
00:39:33You're the god of the island.
00:39:36Please, no one can know my identity.
00:39:38Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:39:41Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:39:45Anything.
00:39:48My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world,
00:39:52and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:39:54Angela!
00:40:00Your leg!
00:40:01It's completely healed!
00:40:03Did you do this?
00:40:05I wish I had healing powers.
00:40:07I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:40:12He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:40:15Well, thank you for helping.
00:40:17He needs our help, too.
00:40:18His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:40:21Wife?
00:40:22Don't worry.
00:40:22She's one hell of a surfer.
00:40:27Hey, Kai.
00:40:28Remember Chad from high school?
00:40:30Oh, how could she forget?
00:40:32If he hadn't dumped her to move to L.A. and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
00:40:35she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:40:39If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back,
00:40:42what would you say?
00:40:45Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
00:40:49Kai, we should get going.
00:40:53Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
00:40:56Jealous much?
00:40:59I'm not ready to go yet.
00:41:01Did you forget?
00:41:02Forget what?
00:41:04We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
00:41:07The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for...
00:41:11I can't.
00:41:12Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:41:15Don't worry about that.
00:41:17You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:41:20What would you know about it?
00:41:22Chad?
00:41:24Hey, boo.
00:41:26I'm in town for the expo.
00:41:28You knew he'd be here.
00:41:30But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:41:33Chad, can you sign my board?
00:41:34Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:41:38Duh.
00:41:39Of course I am.
00:41:40So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
00:41:43I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:41:45And Chad is already sponsored by them,
00:41:47so it would help to see us together.
00:41:49For branding.
00:41:50You don't mind, right?
00:41:51No worries.
00:41:52We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:41:55Oh, hey, dude.
00:41:56You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
00:41:59I'm Kai's husband.
00:42:00Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
00:42:07Five years.
00:42:08For five years, I protected and loved you.
00:42:11But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
00:42:18I caught your favorite fish myself.
00:42:22And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:42:24I'm married.
00:42:25You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
00:42:28Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
00:42:33Duke's actually really sweet.
00:42:36Sweet, yeah.
00:42:37He's a total simp.
00:42:39Dump him or don't.
00:42:42I don't mind being Mr. Steal, your girl.
00:42:45There's an extra board here.
00:42:47It's a gift for you.
00:42:50A fish.
00:42:52This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:42:56Duke designed my board himself.
00:42:59You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:43:03Plus, this is a quick maple board.
00:43:05That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:43:08Good point.
00:43:11See you on the beach, boo.
00:43:14Catch any big ones?
00:43:16It was okay.
00:43:17Lots of close outs today.
00:43:18I made dinner for our anniversary.
00:43:21Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
00:43:23Sorry, I ate already.
00:43:25New board?
00:43:26Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
00:43:29Quick maple should build a board for you, like I did.
00:43:32This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:43:34It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
00:43:36Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
00:43:38He won gold.
00:43:39You don't even surf.
00:43:41I know the island's waves.
00:43:42I'll think about it.
00:43:44So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
00:43:46Are you sore?
00:43:47Do you want a massage?
00:43:47I am sore.
00:43:49I'm going to go in the hot tub.
00:43:51Want some company?
00:43:52No thanks.
00:43:53I'm not in the mood.
00:43:54Too sore.
00:43:55Aren't you going to say anything?
00:43:56What do you want me to say?
00:43:58Do you even care?
00:43:59Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
00:44:02I care.
00:44:03If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
00:44:06Why did you never learn to surf?
00:44:11I was the best surfer in the world.
00:44:13Yeah.
00:44:14But your mom cursed me.
00:44:18What does that have to do with anything?
00:44:19Because it's weird.
00:44:21You're like obsessed with surfers.
00:44:24You make custom surfboards.
00:44:26You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
00:44:29But you can't even surf.
00:44:32That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
00:44:35So you can leech off me.
00:44:37Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
00:44:45You want me out of your life?
00:44:50Give it a few more days.
00:45:01Nah, bro.
00:45:02You're caking it on.
00:45:04You're going to glue her feet to the board.
00:45:06That's right for cold water like Malibu.
00:45:07On a warm break like ours, soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
00:45:11Let's see how she looks on her own.
00:45:12Angela!
00:45:13That bikini!
00:45:14Still being worn by your boss.
00:45:19There she goes.
00:45:23See what your garbage waxing did, Sponger?
00:45:25It wasn't the wax.
00:45:27It was your board.
00:45:30So it's my fault?
00:45:31I was trying to unlock her power.
00:45:33You've been holding her back.
00:45:34Up.
00:45:36What?
00:45:37I think what you meant to say was,
00:45:40you've been holding her up.
00:45:42You're a pro surfer.
00:45:44Props on that.
00:45:44But I know my island.
00:45:46I know my break.
00:45:49And I know how to kick your ass.
00:45:51You think so?
00:45:52Let's go then.
00:46:01I don't know what happened out there.
00:46:03I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
00:46:05Don't sweat it.
00:46:06The sponsorship's yours.
00:46:07You looked amazing.
00:46:08But I just had an epic wipeout.
00:46:11It's not just about your surfing.
00:46:13You're hot.
00:46:14And you've got a great man behind you.
00:46:19Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
00:46:23She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
00:46:26One more day, and she can have him.
00:46:31I feel bad for you.
00:46:34You think I'm just a glorified servant?
00:46:36Like you said, a leech.
00:46:39I need a real man.
00:46:41Not some stoner, beta, board waxing sponger.
00:46:45All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
00:46:48How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
00:46:50You're not.
00:46:55Then let's get a divorce.
00:47:00You want to divorce me?
00:47:03If you're not attracted to me anymore, then what's left here?
00:47:06What's left is me.
00:47:07I do everything.
00:47:09I built my career as a surfer from scratch.
00:47:12Is that really what you think?
00:47:14Yes!
00:47:14You don't even search!
00:47:16I made custom boards for you.
00:47:18Which I wrote out of obligation, even though they probably only held me back.
00:47:23Every photo shoot.
00:47:24I can't believe you're leaving me the day before the expo, the biggest day of my career.
00:47:28It's also our wedding anniversary, which means the curse is lifted.
00:47:33I'll be there at the expo tomorrow if you need anything.
00:47:36And after that, we'll get a divorce.
00:47:40Let's give another round of applause.
00:47:41Beautiful surfing.
00:47:42But you know what I like more than beauty?
00:47:44The impossible.
00:47:45Over a hundred feet.
00:47:47No one except the mighty and mysterious god of the island has ever ridden it.
00:47:52And the god of the island hasn't been seen on a surfboard in five years.
00:47:56No mortal has ridden those waves and lived.
00:47:59Until today.
00:48:00Anyone who surfs it becomes the face of Quick Maple for a generation.
00:48:04The biggest sponsorship in the history of this sport.
00:48:06This is your shot.
00:48:09Me?
00:48:10Don't do this.
00:48:11You can't.
00:48:15Oh my god, you cannot be serious!
00:48:17I'm just doing what I've always done.
00:48:19Protecting you.
00:48:20I know you're bored.
00:48:21I know you're surfing better than anyone.
00:48:23You can't handle those waves.
00:48:25How dare you tell me what I can't do.
00:48:27I won't let you hold me back anymore.
00:48:29I'm going to ride that wave on the board Chad gave me.
00:48:32Hey!
00:48:33She really is incredible.
00:48:35Don't Pearl.
00:48:37Don't Pearl.
00:48:42Where is she?
00:48:45Lifeguard!
00:48:46We need a jet ski!
00:48:57Hey, old buddy.
00:48:58Good to have you back.
00:49:00No way, bro.
00:49:02It's him.
00:49:04The god of the island!
00:49:05That's right.
00:49:06It's the god of the island.
00:49:09It's okay.
00:49:10The god of the island's protecting you.
00:49:12Just ride the wave.
00:49:17I think a crab got me.
00:49:19Kai, help me!
00:49:25Duke.
00:49:26You're tough.
00:49:27Chad's a professional surfer.
00:49:29A foot injury would ruin his whole life.
00:49:31What is wrong with you?
00:49:32Can't you see your husband is seriously hurt?
00:49:36Duke has always been tough.
00:49:37He's a sponger.
00:49:38You don't need your feet to lay down on a boogie board.
00:49:41You clearly don't understand who you're dealing with here.
00:49:44You are both an embarrassment to the Quick Maple brand.
00:49:46This is not the kind of example I want my athletes to set.
00:49:53Um, it really hurts!
00:49:56Go with him.
00:49:57You already made your choice.
00:49:59We'll get the spines out.
00:50:00Goodbye, Kai.
00:50:12Oh, my God.
00:50:27Thank you for saving my life, god of the island.
00:50:33He...
00:50:53Where's my surfboard?
00:50:55Looking for this?
00:50:57God of the island?
00:51:01Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:51:17My board?
00:51:19How did you do that?
00:51:20You may be immortal, but your board wasn't.
00:51:23I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:51:26I'll never be as powerful as you, god of the island.
00:51:30But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
00:51:36Marry my daughter.
00:51:41Your daughter?
00:51:43I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:51:50One had strong swimmers.
00:51:55But I'm immortal.
00:51:57If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
00:51:59I won't.
00:52:00It could never last.
00:52:02Five years.
00:52:04Look after her for five years.
00:52:07Help her find success.
00:52:09On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:52:12You can surf again.
00:52:13And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:52:21Okay.
00:52:24Hey, so this might be weird, but...
00:52:26Your daughter doesn't look...
00:52:27Like you, does she?
00:52:31You tell me.
00:52:51I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
00:52:55I give it six months.
00:53:01We look so cute.
00:53:03I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:53:08Someone just commented,
00:53:09Sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:53:12I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:53:14I don't.
00:53:16I don't.
00:53:18Spoiler alert.
00:53:19She did care.
00:53:20And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:53:22But I made a vow to stay with her for five years,
00:53:25and I was determined to keep that vow,
00:53:27no matter how hard it was.
00:53:29And it was very hard.
00:53:31In three days, I get my co-board back,
00:53:34and I can surf again.
00:53:35But until then...
00:53:36My mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:53:40She loves coconut water.
00:53:42Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:53:52Duke?
00:53:53You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:53:55That beach life, though, right?
00:53:57What were you even doing out there so early?
00:53:59Getting stoned?
00:54:01Something like that.
00:54:02Unbelievable.
00:54:03I need you on point today.
00:54:05I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple,
00:54:07might arrive early for the expo.
00:54:09Don't worry, babe.
00:54:10I got you.
00:54:22This is not the brand I like.
00:54:24It's not any brand.
00:54:25It's fresh.
00:54:28How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:54:30Did you forget because you were high?
00:54:33I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:54:36We were happy once,
00:54:39but the honeymoon is over.
00:54:53Oh my god, that's her.
00:54:54Angela Lee.
00:54:55The single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:54:59No.
00:55:00That's the most important person in the world of surf.
00:55:05That old guy?
00:55:06Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:55:07He's the real power.
00:55:08Started Quick Mapple as a surf shack in Malibu
00:55:10and grew it into the most important surf brand on earth.
00:55:14Oh no.
00:55:17Oh.
00:55:18I gotta go.
00:55:38He's here!
00:55:53Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:55:56Not as good as I used to be,
00:55:58but I can still catch a wave.
00:56:00Thank you for saving my life.
00:56:02Thank you for saving my life.
00:56:16You're the god of the island.
00:56:19Please, no one can know my identity.
00:56:21Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:56:24Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:56:28Anything.
00:56:31My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world,
00:56:35and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:56:37Angela!
00:56:43Your leg!
00:56:44It's completely healed!
00:56:46Did you do this?
00:56:48I wish I had healing powers.
00:56:50I told you I went after him,
00:56:52but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:56:55He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:56:58Well, thank you for helping.
00:57:00He needs our help too.
00:57:01His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:57:04Wife?
00:57:05Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer.
00:57:10Hey, Kai.
00:57:11Remember Chad from high school?
00:57:13Oh, how could she forget?
00:57:15If he hadn't dumped her to move to LA
00:57:16and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
00:57:18she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:57:22If Chad came back today
00:57:24and asked you to take him back,
00:57:25what would you say?
00:57:28Well, I am married,
00:57:30and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
00:57:32Kai, we should get going.
00:57:36Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
00:57:39Jealous much?
00:57:42I'm not ready to go yet.
00:57:44Did you forget?
00:57:45Forget what?
00:57:47We have dinner reservations
00:57:48for our anniversary.
00:57:50The expo is the same day as our anniversary,
00:57:52so I made the reservation for...
00:57:54I can't.
00:57:55Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:57:58Don't worry about that.
00:58:00You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:58:03What would you know about it?
00:58:05Chad?
00:58:07Hey, boo.
00:58:09I'm in town for the expo.
00:58:11You knew he'd be here.
00:58:13But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:58:16Chad, can you sign my board?
00:58:18Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:58:21Duh.
00:58:21Of course I am.
00:58:23So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
00:58:26I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:58:28And Chad is already sponsored by them,
00:58:30so it would help to see us together for branding.
00:58:33You don't mind, right?
00:58:34No worries.
00:58:35We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:58:38Oh, hey, dude.
00:58:39You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
00:58:42I'm Kai's husband.
00:58:43Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
00:58:50Five years.
00:58:51For five years, I protected and loved you.
00:58:54But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
00:59:01I caught your favorite fish myself.
00:59:05And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:59:07I'm married.
00:59:08You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
00:59:11Don't you want a real man who knows what do with a girl like you?
00:59:16Duke's actually really sweet.
00:59:19Sweet?
00:59:20Yeah.
00:59:21He's a total simp.
00:59:22Dump him or don't.
00:59:25I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
00:59:28There's an extra board here.
00:59:30It's a gift for you.
00:59:33A fish.
00:59:35This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:59:39Duke designed my board himself.
00:59:41You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:59:46Plus, this is a quick maple board.
00:59:48That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:59:51Good point.
00:59:54See you on the beach, boo.
00:59:57Catch any big ones?
00:59:59It was okay.
01:00:00Lots of close outs today.
01:00:01I made dinner for our anniversary.
01:00:04Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
01:00:06Sorry, I ate already.
01:00:08New board?
01:00:09Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
01:00:12Quick maple should build a board for you.
01:00:14Like I did.
01:00:15This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
01:00:17It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
01:00:19Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
01:00:21He won gold.
01:00:22You don't even surf.
01:00:24I know the island's waves.
01:00:25I'll think about it.
01:00:27So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
01:00:29Are you sore?
01:00:30Do you want a massage?
01:00:31I am sore.
01:00:32I'm going to go in the hot tub.
01:00:34Want some company?
01:00:35No thanks.
01:00:36I'm not in the mood.
01:00:36Too sore.
01:00:38Aren't you going to say anything?
01:00:39What do you want me to say?
01:00:41Do you even care?
01:00:42Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
01:00:45I care.
01:00:46If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
01:00:49Why did you never learn to surf?
01:00:54I was the best surfer in the world, but your mom cursed me.
01:01:00What does that have to do with anything?
01:01:02Because it's weird.
01:01:04You're like obsessed with surfers.
01:01:07You make custom surfboards.
01:01:09You wear that stupid surfboard necklace, but you can't even surf.
01:01:16That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
01:01:18So you can leech off me.
01:01:20Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
01:01:28You want me out of your life?
01:01:33Give it a few more days.
01:01:44Nah, bro, you're caking it on.
01:01:47You're going to glue her feet to the board.
01:01:49That's right, for cold water like Malibu.
01:01:50On a warm break like ours, soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
01:01:53Let's see how she looks on her own.
01:01:55Angela!
01:01:56That bikini!
01:01:57She's still being worn by your boss.
01:02:02There she goes.
01:02:06See what your garbage waxing did, Sponger?
01:02:08It wasn't the wax.
01:02:10It was your board.
01:02:13So it's my fault?
01:02:14I was trying to unlock her power.
01:02:16You've been holding her back.
01:02:17Up.
01:02:19What?
01:02:20I think what you meant to say was,
01:02:23you've been holding her up.
01:02:25You're a pro surfer, props on that.
01:02:27But I know my island.
01:02:29I know my break.
01:02:32And I know how to kick your ass.
01:02:34You think so?
01:02:35Let's go then.
01:02:44I don't know what happened out there.
01:02:46I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
01:02:48Don't sweat it.
01:02:49The sponsorship's yours.
01:02:50You looked amazing.
01:02:51But I just had an epic wipeout.
01:02:54It's not just about your surfing.
01:02:56You're hot.
01:02:57And you've got a great man behind you.
01:03:02Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
01:03:06She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
01:03:09One more day, and she can have him.
01:03:14I feel bad for you.
01:03:17You think I'm just a glorified servant?
01:03:19Like you said, a leech.
01:03:21I need a real man.
01:03:24Not some stoner, beta, board waxing sponger.
01:03:28All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
01:03:31How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
01:03:38Then let's get a divorce.
01:03:43You want to divorce me?
01:03:46If you're not attracted to me anymore, then what's left here?
01:03:49What's left is me.
01:03:51I do everything.
01:03:52I built my career as a surfer from scratch.
01:03:55Is that really what you think?
01:03:57Yes!
01:03:57You don't even surf!
01:03:59I made custom boards for you.
01:04:01Which I wrote out of obligation, even though they probably only held me back.
01:04:06Every photo shoot.
01:04:07I can't believe you're leaving me the day before the expo, the biggest day of my career.
01:04:11It's also our wedding anniversary, which means the curse is lifted.
01:04:16I'll be there at the expo tomorrow if you need anything.
01:04:19And after that, we'll get a divorce.
01:04:23Let's give another round of applause.
01:04:24Beautiful surfing.
01:04:25But you know what I like more than beauty?
01:04:27The impossible.
01:04:28Over a hundred feet.
01:04:30No one except the mighty and mysterious god of the island has ever ridden it.
01:04:35And the god of the island hasn't been seen on a surfboard in five years.
01:04:39No mortal has ridden those waves and lived.
01:04:42Until today.
01:04:43Anyone who surfs it becomes the face of Quick Maple for a generation.
01:04:47The biggest sponsorship in the history of this sport.
01:04:49This is your shot.
01:04:52Me?
01:04:53Don't do this.
01:04:54You can't.
01:04:57Oh my god, you cannot be serious!
01:05:00I'm just doing what I've always done.
01:05:02Protecting you.
01:05:03I know you're bored.
01:05:04I know you're surfing better than anyone.
01:05:06You can't handle those waves.
01:05:08How dare you tell me what I can't do.
01:05:10I won't let you hold me back anymore.
01:05:12I'm gonna ride that wave on the board Chad gave me!
01:05:15Chai!
01:05:16She really is incredible.
01:05:18Don't Pearl.
01:05:20Don't Pearl.
01:05:25Where is she?
01:05:28Lifeguard!
01:05:29We need a jet ski!
01:05:31We need a jet ski!
01:05:40Hey, old buddy.
01:05:42Good to have you back.
01:05:43No way, bro.
01:05:45It's him.
01:05:47The god of the island!
01:05:48That's right.
01:05:49It's the god of the island.
01:05:52It's okay.
01:05:53The god of the island's protecting you.
01:05:55Just ride the wave.
01:06:00I think a crab got me!
01:06:02Kai, help me!
01:06:09Duke, you're tough.
01:06:10Chad's a professional surfer.
01:06:12A foot injury would ruin his whole life.
01:06:14What is wrong with you?
01:06:15Can't you see your husband is seriously hurt?
01:06:19Duke has always been tough.
01:06:20He's a sponger.
01:06:21You don't need your feet to lay down on a boogie board.
01:06:24You clearly don't understand who you're dealing with here.
01:06:27You are both an embarrassment to the quick maple brand.
01:06:29This is not the kind of example I want my athletes to set.
01:06:37It really hurts!
01:06:39Go with him.
01:06:40You already made your choice.
01:06:42We'll get the spines out.
01:06:43Goodbye, Kai.
01:06:44Kai.
01:06:50Kai.
01:06:50Kai.