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The world’s greatest secret agent faces his most dangerous mission yet: posing as a nanny to his own six-year-old daughter! Living under the same roof, he must navigate diaper changes and playdates while secretly taking down mafiosos and corrupt suitors. Can he earn his family's trust before his deadly past catches up to them? Will they discover who he truly is?
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The world’s greatest secret agent faces his most dangerous mission yet: posing as a nanny to his own six-year-old daughter! Living under the same roof, he must navigate diaper changes and playdates while secretly taking down mafiosos and corrupt suitors. Can he earn his family's trust before his deadly past catches up to them? Will they discover who he truly is?
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00:00:08Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass, wondering why the world's
00:00:13greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
00:00:17Tell him to calm down, I'm finishing the mission.
00:00:19Come on, move your ass!
00:00:30Everybody out!
00:00:35We, uh, got a girl here, Roscoe.
00:00:38I don't know.
00:00:39Focus on the mission.
00:00:41Uh, you know me.
00:00:45Damn it!
00:00:48Every time.
00:00:50If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour, we're gonna start sending the fingers.
00:00:56One.
00:00:57Fuck.
00:01:06What's up, man?
00:01:07I said, everybody out.
00:01:11Look, man, I'm just a bartender.
00:01:12Besides, what if your little hostage over there gets thirsty?
00:01:21Throw him in the closet.
00:01:26Thirsty?
00:01:27You're playing a real dangerous game, smartass.
00:01:30Just making a martini.
00:01:32Improperly.
00:01:32Be that as it may.
00:01:34Fun fact.
00:01:35Do you know what's supposed to be stirred?
00:01:37Hot shaken?
00:01:38James Bond would actually ask for his martini shaken.
00:01:41Why?
00:01:43Because it'd get watered down, just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
00:01:47Really good agent.
00:01:48Probably the second best agent there is.
00:01:52Do you know how I know that?
00:01:55Because you're a bartender.
00:01:58No, I'm not a bartender.
00:02:00It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
00:02:10That's going to hurt tomorrow.
00:02:12Who are you?
00:02:14FBI?
00:02:15CIA?
00:02:16Oh, man.
00:02:17I'm Adam Hawke.
00:02:19Adam Hawke is a myth.
00:02:21Well, then I sure heard it all.
00:02:26Here you are again, Vivi.
00:02:29Kidnapped for your family's money, and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you
00:02:32need him the most.
00:02:34If I get out of this, I need to find a better man for myself.
00:02:39Hey.
00:02:41Hey, you're okay.
00:02:42You're safe now.
00:02:45Who are you?
00:02:46I'm nobody.
00:02:47I'm just an bartender.
00:02:48He's helping you out.
00:02:50Can you stand?
00:02:52Come on.
00:02:56You okay?
00:02:59First time?
00:03:01No, I get, um, kidnapped and my finger's nearly chopped off all the time.
00:03:05Okay.
00:03:06Thanks for getting me out of there.
00:03:11You know your heart's beating really fast?
00:03:14I need to reset your nervous system.
00:03:16Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
00:03:18Okay?
00:03:19I was, uh, a bartender for the mom.
00:03:23I know how to do that.
00:03:24She has no idea who I really am.
00:03:27It's a right secret.
00:03:29Can't focus.
00:03:30Breathe in.
00:03:33Breathe out.
00:03:37One more time.
00:03:38Breathe in.
00:03:41Breathe out.
00:03:52Adam, where are you?
00:03:57Uh, Roscoe had real cover.
00:03:59You know, half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care.
00:04:02The copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
00:04:05ETA, two minutes.
00:04:06Ah, come on, man.
00:04:07Give me five minutes.
00:04:08This girl's a baddie.
00:04:09You're gonna bloody go.
00:04:10I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
00:04:12You're coming.
00:04:17Maybe another laugh, sweetheart.
00:04:22Roscoe, I hate you.
00:04:28Adam?
00:04:31Not even, I know.
00:04:47Oh, my God.
00:04:48Seth, what are you doing here?
00:04:49You lied to me.
00:04:50Come on, can we not do this right now?
00:04:51I got a guy trying to kill me.
00:04:52He told me he loved me.
00:04:54We're spies, girl.
00:04:55That's what we do.
00:04:56You know what all spies do?
00:04:58They kill each other.
00:05:01I promise.
00:05:03I'm not listening.
00:05:10She's a badass.
00:05:12Here, make yourself useful.
00:05:15Thanks.
00:05:34What are you about to do, huh?
00:05:37Not a damn thing.
00:05:44You're lost.
00:05:49I'll see you later.
00:05:51He's coming for your daughter.
00:05:55What are you talking about?
00:06:03Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
00:06:08Who the hell is this?
00:06:09I don't have a daughter.
00:06:14Well, let's find out.
00:06:18Well, let's find out.
00:06:27Paternity confirmed.
00:06:29No way.
00:06:33Congrats.
00:06:34It's a girl.
00:06:38Why didn't she tell me it's been eight years?
00:06:40I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
00:06:42Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
00:06:48Non-profits, charities.
00:06:50She's built her entire empire helping other people.
00:06:52She's an all-around great person.
00:06:54As opposed to Raymond Strauss.
00:06:58Ex-special forces, presumed dead twice, somehow came back to life and became the world's largest arms dealer.
00:07:06So he's after Vivian and Millie because of me.
00:07:12So what do I do?
00:07:13Go protect your family, genius.
00:07:27Hi.
00:07:35Do you remember me?
00:07:38I'll take that as a yes.
00:07:39You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon.
00:07:43Yeah, I remember you.
00:07:44What do you want?
00:07:45I mean, so what do I even say to her?
00:07:47It's been eight years.
00:07:48What, just walk up to her door and be like,
00:07:50Hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
00:07:52I'm a secret agent.
00:07:53And also, you're in danger because of me.
00:07:54You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
00:07:56No, no bust.
00:07:57Repeat after me.
00:07:58I just found out we have a daughter.
00:08:01And I want to be part of her life.
00:08:05Hi.
00:08:05Do I go in with hi or hello?
00:08:07Doesn't matter.
00:08:08Just say the rest.
00:08:10Hi.
00:08:10I just found out we have a daughter.
00:08:13And I want to be a part of her life.
00:08:17So you're crazy.
00:08:18Got it.
00:08:19You really think I would have a child with a one-night stand that bailed on me?
00:08:21I mean, I didn't really bail.
00:08:22I just had to go.
00:08:26Dad?
00:08:27Is that you?
00:08:30Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
00:08:35It's manipulative.
00:08:38But he would make a good dad.
00:08:40He looks like a prince.
00:08:43I have a daughter.
00:08:45I will do anything to keep her safe.
00:08:48Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
00:08:51Headphones.
00:08:52Okay.
00:08:56Millie is my world.
00:08:58You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
00:08:59Vivian, I had no idea she even existed.
00:09:02All right.
00:09:03But I'm here now.
00:09:07And I want to be a part of her life.
00:09:09You want to be in Millie's life?
00:09:10Yes.
00:09:11Very much.
00:09:12You can be her nanny.
00:09:15Excuse me?
00:09:16Her last nanny moved away.
00:09:17You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
00:09:19Then you can start by being a babysitter.
00:09:22Babysitter.
00:09:24Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:09:26Well, it was nice seeing you.
00:09:28Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
00:09:31Come on, baby.
00:09:33Wait, Millie.
00:09:35Yeah?
00:09:37I love the lizard on your shirt.
00:09:39It's an iguana.
00:09:40They're my favorite animal.
00:09:41Is it because they do this?
00:09:45Who are you?
00:09:47Well, Millie.
00:09:50I'm your new nanny.
00:09:54I'm your new nanny.
00:10:00So.
00:10:02You.
00:10:03You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
00:10:06You're going to protect your daughter by becoming her nanny.
00:10:10Yep.
00:10:11I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
00:10:14He's going to laugh his arse off.
00:10:21You must be Millie's nanny.
00:10:22I'm Adam.
00:10:25And you are?
00:10:26I'm your nanny.
00:10:27And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar, is that right?
00:10:33My last job was rescuing the president.
00:10:36You'll be supervised at all times.
00:10:38And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
00:10:44Got it?
00:10:46Vivian.
00:10:47Hey, Vivian.
00:10:50We need to talk.
00:10:51I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
00:10:53Yeah?
00:10:54But if that sounds like too much, then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
00:11:02Great.
00:11:03Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
00:11:12Mr. Adam!
00:11:13Yay!
00:11:15Millie, we do not throw forks.
00:11:18But it's fun to throw forks.
00:11:20I'm her nanny.
00:11:23I'll take care of it.
00:11:27Millie, you see, we're going to throw forks.
00:11:30Do you need the proper technique?
00:11:36Cool!
00:11:37How do you know how to do that?
00:11:40My other job.
00:11:41Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
00:11:46Can you keep a secret?
00:11:48Mm-hmm.
00:11:50My other job is saving the world.
00:11:53Don't tell anybody.
00:11:54I won't.
00:11:55Promise?
00:11:55Yeah.
00:12:00What are you doing?
00:12:04Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
00:12:05I've got to talk to Adam.
00:12:07Okay.
00:12:09Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:12:11Bye, Millie.
00:12:14This was a mistake.
00:12:16This was a huge mistake.
00:12:17Vivian, look.
00:12:18I know you think I'm just a part of it.
00:12:19I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:12:22I really can't.
00:12:23I have way bigger concerns.
00:12:25Like what?
00:12:28Like me!
00:12:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:40Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:12:45If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood,
00:12:50you got to pay.
00:12:52Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:12:55People get hurt.
00:13:01Is that so?
00:13:08What do we got here?
00:13:09A little delicate flower.
00:13:12Who's this, your new boyfriend?
00:13:16Actually.
00:13:17He's my daughter's nanny.
00:13:20He's my daughter's nanny.
00:13:23The daughter's nanny!
00:13:25That is so cute!
00:13:28Mr. Mary Poppins!
00:13:30Mr. Mary Poppins!
00:13:31Tell you what, why don't you go bake me a few cookies while me and your boss, we have a
00:13:38little one-on-one time.
00:13:41Actually, I got a better idea.
00:13:42Adam!
00:13:44Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
00:13:46Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is...
00:13:48Get out.
00:13:50Now.
00:13:58Run along, Mr. Mom!
00:14:00Why don't you go dust your knob?
00:14:03Why, us, uh, throne folks, have a little talk.
00:14:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, boys, that's how you have a good day, right?
00:14:17You make money, you have fun, and you...
00:14:21Oh, look who it is!
00:14:24Hello, boys.
00:14:24It's the nanny.
00:14:40What are you doing?
00:14:42You know who the hell I am?
00:14:43You know what I could do to you with one call?
00:14:46Do it.
00:14:47Call him.
00:14:49I will.
00:14:51I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office, and I'll call the mayor.
00:14:54We'll call a senator, and round and round, we go.
00:14:58You're small fish.
00:14:59I have bigger things to worry about than you.
00:15:02So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
00:15:08Bye-bye, bitch.
00:15:10So congrats.
00:15:11You no longer exist.
00:15:12No.
00:15:13No, that's impossible.
00:15:15No.
00:15:17No!
00:15:18No!
00:15:21By the way, there's money for a cab.
00:15:27If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again, your bank accounts won't be the only thing
00:15:32that disappeared tonight.
00:15:34Now run away, little man.
00:15:38Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
00:15:45Who are you?
00:15:48I'm the nanny.
00:16:04What did you say to him?
00:16:05Nothing.
00:16:06I was just getting this.
00:16:08This is not a joke.
00:16:09Adam, these are dangerous people.
00:16:17Hey, listen.
00:16:19I'm sorry.
00:16:21I am so sorry.
00:16:23We will never, ever bother you again.
00:16:32Adam, what did you...
00:16:35Who are you?
00:16:36Really?
00:16:38Really?
00:16:39I'm the nanny.
00:16:53Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass, wondering why the world's
00:16:58greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
00:17:01Tell him to calm down.
00:17:02I'm finishing the mission.
00:17:03Come on, move your ass.
00:17:14Everybody up!
00:17:19We, uh, got a girl here, Roscoe.
00:17:22I don't know.
00:17:23Focus on the mission.
00:17:25Uh, you know me.
00:17:29Damn it!
00:17:32Every time, if your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour, we're going to start sending
00:17:39fingers.
00:17:40One.
00:17:42Fuck.
00:17:50What's up, man?
00:17:51I said, everybody, out.
00:17:55Oh, look, man, I'm just a bartender.
00:17:57Besides, what if your little hostage over there gets thirsty?
00:18:06Throw him in the closet.
00:18:11Thirsty?
00:18:12You're playing a real dangerous game, smartass.
00:18:14Just making a martini.
00:18:16Improperly.
00:18:17Be that as it may.
00:18:18Fun fact.
00:18:20Do you know it's supposed to be stirred?
00:18:21Hot shaking?
00:18:22James Bond would actually ask for his martini shaken.
00:18:26Why?
00:18:27Because it'd get watered down, just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
00:18:32Really good agent.
00:18:33Probably the second best agent there is.
00:18:36Do you know how I know that?
00:18:39Because you're a bartender.
00:18:42No, I'm not a bartender.
00:18:44It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
00:18:48Oh!
00:18:49Oh!
00:18:49Oh!
00:18:49Oh!
00:18:55That's going to hurt tomorrow.
00:18:57Who are you?
00:18:58FBI?
00:19:00CIA?
00:19:00Oh, man.
00:19:02I'm Adam Hawke.
00:19:04Adam Hawke is a myth.
00:19:05Well, then this should hurt at all.
00:19:06Oh, fuck.
00:19:11Here you are again, Vivi.
00:19:13Kidnapped for your family's money, and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you
00:19:17need him the most.
00:19:18If I get out of this, I need to find a better man for myself.
00:19:24Hey.
00:19:25Hey, you're okay.
00:19:27You're safe now.
00:19:30Who are you?
00:19:30I'm nobody.
00:19:32I'm just an bartender.
00:19:33He's helping you out.
00:19:35Can you stand?
00:19:36Come on.
00:19:41You okay?
00:19:43First time?
00:19:45No, I get kidnapped and my finger's nearly chopped off all the time.
00:19:49Okay.
00:19:51Thanks for getting me out of there.
00:19:56You know your heart's beating really fast.
00:19:58You need to reset your nervous system.
00:20:01Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
00:20:03Okay?
00:20:04I was a bartender for the mom.
00:20:07I know how to do that.
00:20:08She has no idea who I really am.
00:20:11Trade secret.
00:20:13I can't focus.
00:20:15Breathe in.
00:20:17Breathe out.
00:20:21One more time.
00:20:22Breathe in.
00:20:25Breathe out.
00:20:36Adam, where are you?
00:20:42Uh, Roscoe, I broke cover.
00:20:43You know, half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care.
00:20:46The copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
00:20:49ETA, two minutes.
00:20:51Ah, come on, man.
00:20:51Give me five minutes.
00:20:52This girl's a baddie.
00:20:53You're gonna bloody go.
00:20:54I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
00:20:56You're coming.
00:21:01Maybe eat another laugh, sweetheart.
00:21:07Roscoe, I hate you.
00:21:13Adam?
00:21:16Not even enough.
00:21:31Oh, my God.
00:21:33Seth, what are you doing here?
00:21:33You lied to me.
00:21:35Come on, can we not do this right now?
00:21:36I got a guy trying to kill me.
00:21:37He told me you left me.
00:21:38We're spies, girl.
00:21:39That's what we do.
00:21:40You know what all spies do?
00:21:42They kill each other.
00:21:45Promise.
00:21:47I'm gonna be the same.
00:21:55She's a bad ass.
00:21:57Here, make yourself useful.
00:21:59Thanks.
00:22:00Thanks.
00:22:20What are you about to do, huh?
00:22:22Not a damn thing.
00:22:23Not a damn thing.
00:22:28You're lost.
00:22:34I'll see you later.
00:22:35He's coming for your daughter.
00:22:40what are you talking about
00:22:48Raymond Strauss
00:22:50is coming for your daughter
00:22:52who the hell is this
00:22:53I don't have a daughter
00:23:00well
00:23:01let's find out
00:23:13no way
00:23:17congrats
00:23:19it's a girl
00:23:22why didn't she tell me it's been 8 years
00:23:24I mean you're not exactly the easiest to track down
00:23:26now are you
00:23:27besides your baby mama here
00:23:30Vivian
00:23:30she's been busy
00:23:31non-profits, charities
00:23:34she's built her entire empire helping other people
00:23:36so she's an all-around great person
00:23:39as opposed to
00:23:41Raymond Strauss
00:23:43ex-special forces
00:23:44presumed dead twice
00:23:46somehow came back to life
00:23:47and became the world's largest arms dealer
00:23:50so he's after Vivian and Millie because of me
00:23:56so what do I do
00:23:58go protect your family, genius
00:24:12hi
00:24:19do you remember me?
00:24:22I'll take that as a yes
00:24:23you snuck off
00:24:25and left me on your dirty little futon
00:24:27yeah I remember you
00:24:28what do you want?
00:24:30I mean so what do I even say to her
00:24:31it's been 8 years
00:24:32what just walk up to her door
00:24:34and be like
00:24:35hi I'm your baby's daddy
00:24:36I'm a secret agent
00:24:37and also you're in danger because of me
00:24:38you know
00:24:39it doesn't really roll off the tongue there
00:24:40no no bust
00:24:41repeat after me
00:24:42I just found out we have a daughter
00:24:45and I want to be part of her life
00:24:49hi
00:24:50do I go in with hi or hello?
00:24:52doesn't matter
00:24:52just say the rest
00:24:54hi
00:24:54I just found out we have a daughter
00:24:57and I want to be a part of her life
00:25:01so you're crazy
00:25:02got it
00:25:03you really think I would have a child
00:25:04with the one nice dad that bailed on me?
00:25:06I mean I didn't really bail
00:25:07I just
00:25:07I had to go
00:25:10dad?
00:25:11is that you?
00:25:14Millie
00:25:15honey
00:25:15what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
00:25:18it's
00:25:20manipulative
00:25:22but he would make a good dad
00:25:24he looks like a prince
00:25:27I have a daughter
00:25:29I will do anything to keep her safe
00:25:32actually Millie
00:25:34I'm not a prince
00:25:35but I am
00:25:36headphones
00:25:36okay
00:25:41Millie is my world
00:25:42you don't get to just show up and be her dad
00:25:44Vigian
00:25:45I had no idea she even existed
00:25:47all right
00:25:47but I'm here now
00:25:52and I want to be a part of her life
00:25:53you want to be in Millie's life?
00:25:55yes
00:25:55very much
00:25:56you can be her nanny
00:25:59excuse me?
00:26:00her last nanny moved away
00:26:01you want to prove that you can handle being a father
00:26:03then
00:26:03you can start by being a babysitter
00:26:07babysitter
00:26:08yeah that's what I thought
00:26:10well
00:26:10it was nice seeing you
00:26:12Adam
00:26:13let's catch up again in another eight years
00:26:15okay?
00:26:15come on baby
00:26:17wait Millie
00:26:19yeah?
00:26:21I love
00:26:22the lizard on your shirt
00:26:23it's an iguana
00:26:24they're my favorite animal
00:26:26is it because they do this?
00:26:29who are you?
00:26:31well Millie
00:26:35I'm your new nanny
00:26:44so
00:26:46you
00:26:47you
00:26:48you
00:26:48the world's most deadly and effective secret agent
00:26:51you're going to protect your daughter
00:26:52by becoming her nanny
00:26:54yep
00:26:55I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this
00:26:58he's going to laugh his arse off
00:27:05you must be Millie's nanny
00:27:07I'm Adam
00:27:09and you are?
00:27:11I'm your nanny
00:27:12and from what I've heard
00:27:13your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar
00:27:15is that right?
00:27:17my last job was rescuing the president
00:27:20you'll be supervised at all times
00:27:22and if you ever
00:27:23try to tell Millie that you're her real father
00:27:25you will never
00:27:26speak to her again
00:27:27got it?
00:27:30Vivian
00:27:31hey Vivian
00:27:34we need to talk
00:27:35I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you
00:27:37yeah?
00:27:38but if that sounds like too much
00:27:39then
00:27:40feel free to disappear for another eight years
00:27:46great
00:27:47now that that's settled
00:27:49Millie's in the dining room having lunch
00:27:56Mr. Adam!
00:27:58yay!
00:28:00Millie
00:28:00we do not throw forks
00:28:02but it's fun to throw forks
00:28:04I'm her nanny
00:28:07I'll take care of it
00:28:10Millie
00:28:11you see
00:28:12we're gonna throw forks
00:28:14you need the proper technique
00:28:20cool!
00:28:21how do you know how to do that?
00:28:24my other job
00:28:25mommy said your other job was
00:28:27being a bum
00:28:31can you keep a secret?
00:28:32mhm
00:28:34my other job is saving the world
00:28:37don't tell anybody
00:28:38I won't
00:28:39promise?
00:28:40yeah
00:28:44what are you doing?
00:28:48Millie
00:28:49can you go with Margo baby?
00:28:50I gotta talk to Adam
00:28:51okay
00:28:54bye Mr. Adam
00:28:55bye Millie
00:28:58this was a mistake
00:29:00this was a huge mistake
00:29:01Vivian look
00:29:02I know you think I'm just a part of it
00:29:04deal with an irresponsible man child
00:29:06right now
00:29:06Adam I really can't
00:29:07I have way bigger concerns
00:29:09like what?
00:29:12like
00:29:13me
00:29:25how many times do I have to tell you Vivian?
00:29:30if you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood
00:29:33you gotta pay
00:29:36you gotta pay
00:29:37bad things happen
00:29:39people get hurt
00:29:46is that so?
00:29:52what do we got here?
00:29:54a little delicate flower
00:29:56who's this your new boyfriend?
00:30:00actually
00:30:01he's my daughter's nanny
00:30:09that is so cute
00:30:12Mr. Mary Poppins
00:30:14tell you what
00:30:16why don't you go bake me a few cookies
00:30:19while me and your boss
00:30:21we have a little one-on-one time
00:30:25actually
00:30:25we got a better idea
00:30:27Adam
00:30:28whatever you're trying to do
00:30:29it's not helping
00:30:30look
00:30:31I know you think I'm just a bartender
00:30:32but the truth
00:30:33get out
00:30:34now
00:30:42run along Mr. Mom
00:30:45why don't you go dust your knob
00:30:47why us
00:30:49grown folks
00:30:50have a little talk
00:30:57boys
00:30:58that's how you have a good day
00:31:00right?
00:31:01you make money
00:31:02you have fun
00:31:04and you
00:31:05oh look who it is
00:31:08hello boys
00:31:09it's the nanny
00:31:25what are you doing?
00:31:26you know who the hell I am?
00:31:28you know what I could do to you with one call?
00:31:30do it
00:31:31call him
00:31:34I will
00:31:35I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office
00:31:37and I'll call the mayor
00:31:38we'll call a senator
00:31:40and round and round
00:31:41we go
00:31:42you're small fish
00:31:43I have bigger things to worry about than you
00:31:46so instead
00:31:48I just had my people delete your entire digital presence
00:31:52bye bye bitch
00:31:54so congrats
00:31:55you no longer exist
00:31:56no
00:31:57no that's impossible
00:32:00no
00:32:01no
00:32:02no
00:32:03no
00:32:05by the way
00:32:07there's money for a cab
00:32:12if you ever come near Millie
00:32:13or Vivian again
00:32:14your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight
00:32:18now run away little man
00:32:22get the fuck out of here all of you
00:32:29who are you?
00:32:32I'm the nanny
00:32:48what did you say to him?
00:32:50nothing
00:32:50I was just getting this
00:32:52this is not a joke
00:32:53Adam
00:32:54these are dangerous people
00:33:01hey
00:33:02listen
00:33:03I'm sorry
00:33:05I am so sorry
00:33:06we will never ever bother you again
00:33:16Adam
00:33:17what did you
00:33:19who are you?
00:33:21really
00:33:37boss
00:33:38I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass
00:33:41wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender
00:33:45tell him to calm down
00:33:46I'm finishing the mission
00:33:47come on
00:33:48move your ass
00:33:58everybody out
00:34:03we uh
00:34:04got a girl here Roscoe
00:34:07I don't know
00:34:07focus on the mission
00:34:09uh you know me
00:34:14damn it
00:34:17every time
00:34:18every time
00:34:19if your little boyfriend
00:34:21doesn't pay us an hour
00:34:22we're gonna start sending fingers
00:34:24one
00:34:25fuck
00:34:34what's up man
00:34:35I said
00:34:36I said
00:34:38I said
00:34:38everybody
00:34:39out
00:34:39look man
00:34:40I'm just a bartender
00:34:41besides what if your
00:34:43little hostage over there
00:34:44gets thirsty
00:34:50throw it in the closet
00:34:55thirsty?
00:34:56you're playing a real dangerous game
00:34:58smart ass
00:34:58just making a martini
00:35:00just making a martini
00:35:01improperly
00:35:01be that as it may
00:35:03fun fact
00:35:04do you know it's supposed to be stirred
00:35:05not shaken
00:35:06James Bond would actually ask for his martini shaken
00:35:10why?
00:35:11because it'd get watered down
00:35:13just so he can keep his wits about him on the job
00:35:16really good agent
00:35:17probably the second best agent there is
00:35:21do you know how I know that?
00:35:23because you're a bartender
00:35:26no I'm not a bartender
00:35:29it's because I'm the best secret agent in the world
00:35:39that's gonna hurt tomorrow
00:35:41who are you?
00:35:43FBI?
00:35:44CIA?
00:35:45no man
00:35:46I'm Adam Hawke
00:35:48Adam Hawke is a myth
00:35:49well then this should hurt at all
00:35:51fuck
00:35:55here you are again Vivi
00:35:57kidnapped for your family's money
00:35:59and your shitty boyfriend
00:36:00doesn't even show
00:36:01when you need him the most
00:36:02if I get out of this
00:36:04I need to find a better man for myself
00:36:08hey
00:36:10hey
00:36:10you're okay
00:36:11you're safe now
00:36:14who are you?
00:36:15I'm nobody
00:36:16I'm just a bartender
00:36:17he's helping you out
00:36:19can you stand?
00:36:25you okay?
00:36:28first time?
00:36:30no I get kidnapped and my fingers nearly chopped off all the time
00:36:33okay
00:36:35thanks for getting me out of there
00:36:40you know your heart's beating really fast
00:36:42I'm gonna reset your nervous system
00:36:44just do a breathing exercise to slow it down
00:36:47okay?
00:36:47I was a
00:36:50a bartender for the mob
00:36:52I don't know how to do that
00:36:52she has no idea who I really am
00:36:55trade secret
00:36:57can't focus
00:36:58breathe in
00:37:02breathe out
00:37:05one more time
00:37:06breathe in
00:37:10breathe out
00:37:21Adam
00:37:21Adam
00:37:21where are you?
00:37:24uh
00:37:26Roscoe I broke cover
00:37:28you know half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you not that you care
00:37:30the copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief
00:37:33ETA two minutes
00:37:35come on man give me five minutes
00:37:37this girl's a baddie
00:37:38you're gonna bloody go
00:37:39I'll come down there myself and pick you up
00:37:41you're coming
00:37:45maybe you didn't know that sweetheart
00:37:50Roscoe I'll teach you
00:37:57Adam?
00:37:59not even a note
00:38:14oh my god
00:38:17Svet what are you doing here
00:38:18you lied to me
00:38:19come on can we not do this right now
00:38:20I got a guy trying to kill me
00:38:21he told me he loved me
00:38:22we're spies girl
00:38:23that's what we do
00:38:24you know what all spies do?
00:38:26they kill each other
00:38:30promise
00:38:32I'm gonna be the same
00:38:39she's a badass
00:38:42here make yourself useful
00:38:43thanks
00:39:03what are you about to do huh?
00:39:06not a damn thing
00:39:12you're lost
00:39:18I'll see you later
00:39:20he's coming for your daughter
00:39:24what are you talking about?
00:39:32Raymond Strauss
00:39:34is coming for your daughter
00:39:37who the hell is this?
00:39:38I don't have a daughter
00:39:43well
00:39:44let's find out
00:39:55paternity confirmed
00:39:57no way
00:40:01congrats
00:40:02it's a girl
00:40:07why did she tell me
00:40:08it's been 8 years
00:40:08I mean you're not exactly
00:40:09the easiest to track down
00:40:10now are you?
00:40:11besides
00:40:12your baby mama here
00:40:14Vivian
00:40:15she's been busy
00:40:16non-profits
00:40:17charities
00:40:18she's built her entire empire
00:40:20helping other people
00:40:21she's an all-round great person
00:40:23as opposed to
00:40:25Raymond Strauss
00:40:27ex-special forces
00:40:29presumed dead twice
00:40:30somehow came back to life
00:40:32and became the world's largest arms dealer
00:40:34so he's after Vivian and Millie
00:40:36because of me
00:40:40so what do I do?
00:40:42go protect your family
00:40:43genius
00:40:56hi
00:41:04do you remember me?
00:41:07I'll take that as a yes
00:41:08you snuck off
00:41:09and left me on your dirty little futon
00:41:11yeah I remember you
00:41:12what do you want?
00:41:14I mean
00:41:15so what do I even say to her?
00:41:16it's been 8 years
00:41:17what just walk up to her door
00:41:18be like
00:41:19hi I'm your baby's daddy
00:41:20I'm a secret agent
00:41:21and also you're in danger
00:41:22because of me
00:41:23you know
00:41:23doesn't really roll off the tongue there
00:41:25no no bust
00:41:26repeat after me
00:41:27I just found out
00:41:28we have a daughter
00:41:29and I want to be part of her life
00:41:33hi
00:41:34do I go in with hi
00:41:35or hello?
00:41:36doesn't matter
00:41:37just say the rest
00:41:38hi
00:41:39I just found out
00:41:40we have a daughter
00:41:42and I want to be a part of her life
00:41:45so you're crazy
00:41:47got it
00:41:47you really think I would have a child
00:41:49with a one-night stand that bailed on me?
00:41:50I mean I didn't really bail
00:41:51I just
00:41:52had to go
00:41:55dad?
00:41:56is that you?
00:41:59Millie
00:41:59honey
00:42:00what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
00:42:02it's
00:42:05manipulative
00:42:07but he would make a good dad
00:42:08he looks like a prince
00:42:12I have a daughter
00:42:14I will do anything to keep her safe
00:42:17actually Millie
00:42:18I'm not a prince
00:42:19but I am
00:42:20headphones
00:42:21okay
00:42:25Millie is my world
00:42:26you don't get to just show up and be her dad
00:42:28Megan
00:42:29I had no idea she even existed
00:42:31all right
00:42:32but I'm here now
00:42:36and I want to be a part of her life
00:42:37you want to be in Millie's life?
00:42:39yes
00:42:40very much
00:42:41you can be her nanny
00:42:43excuse me?
00:42:44her last nanny moved away
00:42:46you want to prove that you can handle being a father
00:42:47then
00:42:48you can start by being a babysitter
00:42:51babysitter
00:42:53yeah that's what I thought
00:42:54well
00:42:55it was nice seeing you
00:42:56Adam
00:42:57let's catch up again in another eight years
00:42:59okay?
00:43:00come on baby
00:43:02wait Millie
00:43:04yeah?
00:43:05I love
00:43:06the lizard on your shirt
00:43:08it's an iguana
00:43:09they're my favorite animal
00:43:10is it because they do this?
00:43:14who are you?
00:43:16well Millie
00:43:19I'm your new nanny
00:43:28so
00:43:31you
00:43:32you
00:43:32the world's most deadly and effective secret agent
00:43:35you're going to protect your daughter
00:43:37of becoming her nanny
00:43:39yep
00:43:39I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this
00:43:42he's going to laugh his arse off
00:43:50you must be Millie's nanny
00:43:51I'm Adam
00:43:54and you are?
00:43:55I'm your nanny
00:43:56and from what I've heard
00:43:57your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar
00:44:00is that right?
00:44:02my last job was rescuing the president
00:44:04you'll be supervised at all times
00:44:06and if you ever
00:44:08try to tell Millie
00:44:09that you're her real father
00:44:10you will never
00:44:11speak to her again
00:44:12got it?
00:44:15Vivian
00:44:15hey Vivian
00:44:19we need to talk
00:44:20I trust Margo
00:44:20whenever the rule's with you
00:44:21yeah?
00:44:22but if that sounds like too much
00:44:24then
00:44:24feel free to disappear
00:44:25for another eight years
00:44:31great
00:44:31now that that's settled
00:44:33Millie's in the dining room
00:44:34having lunch
00:44:41Mr. Adam
00:44:42yay!
00:44:44Millie
00:44:45we do not throw forks
00:44:46but it's fun to throw forks
00:44:49I'm her nanny
00:44:51I'll take care of it
00:44:55Millie
00:44:56you see
00:44:57we're gonna throw forks
00:44:59you need the proper technique
00:45:04cool!
00:45:05how do you know how to do that?
00:45:08my other job
00:45:10mommy said your other job
00:45:11was being a bum
00:45:15can you keep a secret?
00:45:17mhm
00:45:18my other job
00:45:19is saving the world
00:45:22don't tell anybody
00:45:23I won't
00:45:24promise?
00:45:24yeah
00:45:28what are you doing?
00:45:33Millie
00:45:33can you go with Margo
00:45:34baby?
00:45:34I gotta talk to Adam
00:45:36okay
00:45:38bye Mr. Adam
00:45:39bye Millie
00:45:43this was a mistake
00:45:45this was a huge mistake
00:45:46Vivian look
00:45:47I know you think
00:45:48I'm just a part of it
00:45:49deal with an irresponsible manchild
00:45:50right now
00:45:50Adam I really can't
00:45:52I have way bigger concerns
00:45:53like what?
00:45:56like
00:45:56me
00:46:09how many times do I have to tell you
00:46:13Vivian
00:46:14if you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood
00:46:18you gotta pay
00:46:20you gotta pay
00:46:21otherwise
00:46:22bad things happen
00:46:24people get hurt
00:46:30is that so?
00:46:36what do we got here?
00:46:39a little delicate flower
00:46:41who's this your new boyfriend?
00:46:45actually
00:46:46he's my daughter's nanny
00:46:54that is so cute
00:46:56Mr. Mary Poppins
00:46:59tell you what
00:47:00why don't you go bake me a few cookies
00:47:03while me and your boss
00:47:06we have a little one-on-one time
00:47:09actually
00:47:10I got a better idea
00:47:11Adam
00:47:12whatever you're trying to do
00:47:13it's not helping
00:47:14look
00:47:15I know you think
00:47:16I'm just a bartender
00:47:17but the truth
00:47:17get out
00:47:19now
00:47:27run along Mr. Mom
00:47:29why don't you go dust your knob
00:47:31why us
00:47:32uh
00:47:33grown folks
00:47:34have a little talk
00:47:41boys
00:47:42that's how you have a good day
00:47:44right?
00:47:46you make money
00:47:47you have fun
00:47:48and you
00:47:49oh look who it is
00:47:52hello boys
00:47:53it's the nanny
00:48:09what are you doing?
00:48:10you know who the hell I am?
00:48:12you know what I could do to you with one call?
00:48:14do it
00:48:16call him
00:48:18I will
00:48:19I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office
00:48:22and I'll call the mayor
00:48:23we'll call a senator
00:48:24and round and round
00:48:26we go
00:48:26you're small fish
00:48:28I have bigger things to worry about than you
00:48:30so instead
00:48:32I just had my people delete your entire digital presence
00:48:36bye bye bitch
00:48:39so congrats
00:48:40you no longer exist
00:48:41no
00:48:41no that's impossible
00:48:44no
00:48:45no
00:48:47no
00:48:47no
00:48:50by the way
00:48:51there's money for a cab
00:48:56if you ever come near Millie or Vivian again
00:48:59your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappear tonight
00:49:03now run away little man
00:49:07get the fuck out of here all of you
00:49:13who are you?
00:49:16I'm the nanny
00:49:32what did you say to him?
00:49:34nothing
00:49:34I was just getting this
00:49:36this is not a joke
00:49:38Adam
00:49:38these are dangerous people
00:49:46hey
00:49:47listen
00:49:48I'm sorry
00:49:49I am so sorry
00:49:51we will never ever
00:49:53bother you again
00:50:01Adam
00:50:02what did you
00:50:04who are you
00:50:05really
00:50:21boss
00:50:22I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass
00:50:25wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender
00:50:30don't calm down
00:50:31I'm finishing the mission
00:50:32come on
00:50:32move your ass
00:50:43everybody out
00:50:48we uh
00:50:49got a girl here
00:50:50Rusko
00:50:51Adam
00:50:51no
00:50:52focus on the mission
00:50:54uh
00:50:54you know me
00:50:58damn it
00:51:01every time
00:51:02every time
00:51:04if your little boyfriend
00:51:05doesn't pay us an hour
00:51:07we're gonna start sending fingers
00:51:09one
00:51:10fuck
00:51:19what's up man
00:51:20what's up man
00:51:20I said
00:51:22everybody
00:51:23out
00:51:24look man
00:51:25I'm just a bartender
00:51:25besides
00:51:26what if your
00:51:27little hostage over there
00:51:29gets thirsty
00:51:35throw in the closet
00:51:40thirsty
00:51:40you're playing a real dangerous game
00:51:42smartass
00:51:43just making a martini
00:51:45improperly
00:51:46be that as it may
00:51:47fun fact
00:51:48do you know it's supposed to be stirred
00:51:50not shaken
00:51:51James Bond would actually ask for his martini shaken
00:51:54why
00:51:56because it'd get watered down
00:51:57just so he can keep his wits about him on the job
00:52:01really good agent
00:52:01probably the second best agent there is
00:52:05do you know how I know that
00:52:08because you're a bartender
00:52:11no I'm not a bartender
00:52:13it's because I'm the best secret agent in the world
00:52:23that's gonna hurt tomorrow
00:52:25who are you
00:52:27FBI
00:52:28CIA
00:52:29no man
00:52:30I'm Adam Hawke
00:52:32Adam Hawke is a myth
00:52:34well then this shit hurt at all
00:52:35fuck
00:52:40here you are again Vivi
00:52:41kidnapped for your family's money
00:52:43and your shitty boyfriend
00:52:45doesn't even show
00:52:45when you need him the most
00:52:46if I get out of this
00:52:48I need to find a better man for myself
00:52:53hey
00:52:54hey
00:52:55you're okay
00:52:55you're safe now
00:52:58who are you
00:52:59I'm nobody
00:53:00I'm just a bartender
00:53:01he's helping you out
00:53:03can you stand
00:53:05alright
00:53:09you okay
00:53:12first time
00:53:14no I get um
00:53:15getting up to my fingers
00:53:17nearly chopped off
00:53:17all the time
00:53:18okay
00:53:20thanks for
00:53:21getting me out of there
00:53:24you know your heart's beating
00:53:25really fast
00:53:27I'm gonna reset your nervous system
00:53:29just do a breathing exercise
00:53:30to slow it down
00:53:31okay
00:53:32I was a
00:53:34a bartender for the mob
00:53:36know how to do that
00:53:37she has no idea
00:53:39who I really am
00:53:40trade secret
00:53:42can't focus
00:53:43breathe in
00:53:46breathe out
00:53:50one more time
00:53:51breathe in
00:53:54breathe out
00:54:06Adam
00:54:06where are you
00:54:09uh
00:54:11Roscoe I broke cover
00:54:12you know half the leaders of the free world
00:54:13are pissed at you
00:54:14not that you care
00:54:15the copters are on the way
00:54:16to pick you up
00:54:17for the debrief
00:54:18ETA two minutes
00:54:19come on man
00:54:20give me five minutes
00:54:21this girl's a baddie
00:54:22you're gonna bloody go
00:54:23I'll come down there myself
00:54:24and pick you up
00:54:25you're coming
00:54:30maybe another laugh sweetheart
00:54:35Roscoe I'll date you
00:54:42Adam?
00:54:44not even a note
00:55:00oh my god
00:55:01Svet what are you doing here
00:55:02you lied to me
00:55:03come on
00:55:04can we not do this right now
00:55:05I got a guy trying to kill me
00:55:06he told me he loved me
00:55:07we're spies girl
00:55:08that's what we do
00:55:09you know what all spies do
00:55:11they kill each other
00:55:14promise
00:55:16I'm never seeing
00:55:23she's a baddie
00:55:24here make yourself useful
00:55:28thanks
00:55:47what are you about to do
00:55:50huh
00:55:50not a damn thing
00:55:53wait
00:55:57you're lost
00:56:02I'll see you later
00:56:04he's coming for your daughter
00:56:09what are you talking about
00:56:16Raymond Strauss
00:56:18is coming for your daughter
00:56:21who the hell is this
00:56:22I don't have a daughter
00:56:28well
00:56:30let's find out
00:56:41paternity confirmed
00:56:42no way
00:56:46congrats
00:56:47it's a girl
00:56:51why did she tell me
00:56:52it's been eight years
00:56:53I mean you're not exactly
00:56:54the easiest to track down
00:56:55now are you
00:56:55besides
00:56:56your baby mama here
00:56:58Vivian
00:56:59she's been busy
00:57:00non-profits
00:57:02charities
00:57:02she's built her entire empire
00:57:04helping other people
00:57:05she's an all-around great person
00:57:07as opposed to
00:57:10Raymond Strauss
00:57:12ex-special forces
00:57:13presumed dead twice
00:57:14somehow came back to life
00:57:16and became the world's
00:57:17largest arms dealer
00:57:19so he's after Vivian and Millie
00:57:21because of me
00:57:25so what do I do
00:57:26go protect your family
00:57:28genius
00:57:41hi
00:57:48do you remember me
00:57:51I'll take that as a yes
00:57:52you snuck off
00:57:53and left me on your dirty little futon
00:57:56yeah I remember you
00:57:57what do you want
00:57:58I mean so what do I even say to her
00:58:00it's been eight years
00:58:01what just walk up to her door
00:58:03and be like
00:58:04hi I'm your baby's daddy
00:58:05I'm a secret agent
00:58:06and also you're in danger
00:58:07because of me
00:58:07you know
00:58:08it doesn't really roll off
00:58:09the tongue there
00:58:09no no bust
00:58:10repeat after me
00:58:11I just found out
00:58:13we have a daughter
00:58:14and I want to be part
00:58:15of her life
00:58:18hi
00:58:19do I go in with hi
00:58:20or hello
00:58:20doesn't matter
00:58:21just say the rest
00:58:23hi
00:58:23I just found out
00:58:24we have a daughter
00:58:26and I want to be a part
00:58:27of her life
00:58:30so you're crazy
00:58:31got it
00:58:32you really think
00:58:33I would have a child
00:58:33with the one night stand
00:58:34that bailed on me
00:58:35I mean I didn't really bail
00:58:35I just had to go
00:58:39dad
00:58:40is that you
00:58:43Millie
00:58:44honey
00:58:44what did I say
00:58:45about claiming
00:58:45someone's your dad
00:58:49it's manipulative
00:58:51but he would make
00:58:52a good dad
00:58:53he looks like a prince
00:58:56I have a daughter
00:58:58I will do anything
00:58:59to keep her safe
00:59:01actually Millie
00:59:02I'm not a prince
00:59:04but I am
00:59:04headphones
00:59:05okay
00:59:10Millie is my world
00:59:11you don't get to just
00:59:12show up and be her dad
00:59:13Vivian I had no idea
00:59:14she even existed
00:59:15why
00:59:16but I'm here now
00:59:20and I want to be a part
00:59:21of her life
00:59:22you want to be
00:59:23Millie's life
00:59:23yes
00:59:24very much
00:59:25you can be her nanny
00:59:28excuse me
00:59:29her last nanny moved away
00:59:30you want to prove
00:59:31that you can handle
00:59:31being a father
00:59:32then you can start
00:59:33by being a babysitter
00:59:36babysitter
00:59:37yeah that's what I thought
00:59:39well
00:59:39it was nice seeing you
00:59:41Adam
00:59:42let's catch up again
00:59:42in another eight years
00:59:44okay
00:59:44come on baby
00:59:46wait Millie
00:59:48yeah
00:59:50I love
00:59:51the lizard on your shirt
00:59:52it's an iguana
00:59:53they're my favorite animal
00:59:54is it because they do this
00:59:58who are you
01:00:00well Millie
01:00:04I'm your new nanny
01:00:13so
01:00:15you
01:00:16you
01:00:17the world's most deadly
01:00:18and effective secret agent
01:00:20you're going to protect
01:00:21your daughter
01:00:21by becoming her nanny
01:00:23yep
01:00:24I can't wait to tell
01:00:25the head of the CIA
01:00:26about this
01:00:27he's going to laugh
01:00:28his arse off
01:00:34you must be Millie's nanny
01:00:35I'm Adam
01:00:38and you are
01:00:39I'm your nanny
01:00:40and from what I've heard
01:00:42your last job was
01:00:43slinging drinks
01:00:44at a dive bar
01:00:44is that right
01:00:46my last job
01:00:47was rescuing the president
01:00:48you'll be supervised
01:00:50at all times
01:00:51and if you ever
01:00:52try to tell Millie
01:00:53that you're her real father
01:00:54you will never
01:00:55speak to her again
01:00:56got it
01:00:59Vivian
01:01:00hey Vivian
01:01:03we need to talk
01:01:04I trust Margo
01:01:05whenever the rules
01:01:05with you
01:01:06yeah
01:01:06but if that sounds
01:01:08like too much
01:01:08then feel free
01:01:09to disappear
01:01:10for another eight years
01:01:15great
01:01:16now that that's settled
01:01:18Millie's in the dining room
01:01:24having lunch
01:01:25Mr. Adams
01:01:26yay
01:01:29Millie
01:01:29we do not
01:01:30throw forks
01:01:31but it's fun
01:01:32to throw forks
01:01:33I'm her nanny
01:01:36I'll take care of it
01:01:39Millie
01:01:40you see
01:01:41we're gonna throw forks
01:01:43you need the proper technique
01:01:49cool
01:01:49how do you know
01:01:51how to do that
01:01:53my other job
01:01:54mommy said
01:01:55your other job
01:01:56was being a bum
01:02:00can you keep a secret
01:02:03my other job
01:02:04is saving the world
01:02:06don't tell anybody
01:02:07I won't
01:02:08promise
01:02:08yeah
01:02:13what are you doing
01:02:17Millie
01:02:17can you go with Margo baby
01:02:18I gotta talk to Adam
01:02:20okay
01:02:23bye Mr. Adam
01:02:24bye Millie
01:02:27this was a mistake
01:02:29this was a huge mistake
01:02:30Vivian look
01:02:31I know you think
01:02:32I'm just a part
01:02:33I can't deal with
01:02:33an irresponsible man child
01:02:34right now Adam
01:02:35I really can't
01:02:37I have way bigger concerns
01:02:39like what
01:02:40like
01:02:42me
01:02:54how many times
01:02:56do I have to tell you
01:02:57Vivian
01:02:58if you want to run
01:03:00your charity operation
01:03:01in my neighborhood
01:03:02you gotta pay
01:03:06otherwise
01:03:06bad things happen
01:03:08people get hurt
01:03:15is that so
01:03:21what do we got here
01:03:22a little delicate flower
01:03:26who's this
01:03:27your new boyfriend
01:03:29actually
01:03:30he's my daughter's nanny
01:03:37the daughter's nanny
01:03:38that is so cute
01:03:41Mr. Mary Poppins
01:03:44tell you what
01:03:45why don't you go
01:03:46bake me a few cookies
01:03:48while me and your boss
01:03:50we have a little
01:03:51one-on-one time
01:03:54actually
01:03:54we got a better idea
01:03:56Adam
01:03:57whatever you're trying to do
01:03:58it's not helping
01:03:59look
01:03:59I know you think
01:04:00I'm just a bartender
01:04:01but the truth
01:04:01get out
01:04:03now
01:04:11run along
01:04:12Mr. Mom
01:04:13why don't you go
01:04:14dust your knob
01:04:16why us
01:04:17uh
01:04:18grown folks
01:04:19have a little talk
01:04:26boys
01:04:27that's how you have
01:04:28a good day
01:04:29right
01:04:30you make money
01:04:31you have fun
01:04:33and you
01:04:34oh look who it is
01:04:37hello boys
01:04:38it's the nanny
01:04:54what are you doing
01:04:55you know who the hell
01:04:56I am
01:04:56you know what
01:04:57I could do to you
01:04:58with one call
01:04:59do it
01:05:00call him
01:05:03I will
01:05:04I'm guessing you're
01:05:05going to call
01:05:05the mayor's office
01:05:06and I'll call the mayor
01:05:07they'll call a senator
01:05:09and round and round
01:05:10we go
01:05:11you're small fish
01:05:12I have bigger things
01:05:13to worry about than you
01:05:15so instead
01:05:17I just had my people
01:05:18delete your entire
01:05:19digital presence
01:05:21bye bye
01:05:22bitch
01:05:23so congrats
01:05:24you no longer exist
01:05:25no
01:05:26no that's impossible
01:05:29no
01:05:30no
01:05:30no
01:05:34by the way
01:05:36there's money for a cab
01:05:41if you ever come near
01:05:42Millie or Vivian again
01:05:43your bank accounts
01:05:44won't be the only thing
01:05:45that disappeared tonight
01:05:47now run away little man
01:05:51get the fuck out of here
01:05:52all of you
01:05:58who are you
01:06:01I'm the nanny
01:06:17what did you say to him
01:06:18nothing
01:06:19I was just getting this
01:06:20this is not a joke
01:06:22Adam
01:06:23these are dangerous people
01:06:30hey
01:06:31listen
01:06:32I'm sorry
01:06:33I am so sorry
01:06:35we will never
01:06:37ever
01:06:38bother you again
01:06:45Adam
01:06:46what did you
01:06:48who are you
01:06:49really
01:07:06boss
01:07:06I have presidents
01:07:08from seven different countries
01:07:09on my ass
01:07:10wondering why
01:07:11the world's greatest secret agent
01:07:12is still undercover
01:07:13as a bartender
01:07:14tell him to calm down
01:07:15I'm finishing the mission
01:07:16come on
01:07:17move your ass
01:07:27everybody out
01:07:32we uh
01:07:33got a girl here
01:07:35Roscoe
01:07:35I don't know
01:07:36focus on the mission
01:07:38uh
01:07:39you know me
01:07:42damn it
01:07:46every time
01:07:48if your little boyfriend
01:07:50doesn't pay us an hour
01:07:51we're gonna start sending
01:07:53fingers
01:07:53one
01:08:03what's up man
01:08:04I said
01:08:05I said
01:08:06everybody
01:08:08out
01:08:08look man
01:08:09I'm just a bartender
01:08:10besides what if your
01:08:11little hostage over there
01:08:13gets thirsty
01:08:19throw in the closet
01:08:24thirsty?
01:08:25you're playing a real dangerous game
01:08:26smart ass
01:08:27just making a martini
01:08:30improperly
01:08:30be that as it may
01:08:32fun fact
01:08:33do you know
01:08:33it's supposed to be
01:08:34stirred
01:08:34not shaken
01:08:35James Bond
01:08:36would actually ask
01:08:37for his martini
01:08:38shaken
01:08:39why
01:08:40because it'd get
01:08:41watered down
01:08:42just so he can
01:08:42keep his wits
01:08:43about him
01:08:44on the job
01:08:45really good agent
01:08:46probably the second
01:08:47best agent there is
01:08:50do you know
01:08:50how I know that
01:08:52because you're a bartender
01:08:55no I'm not a bartender
01:08:58that's because I'm the
01:08:59best secret agent
01:08:59in the world
01:09:08that's gonna hurt tomorrow
01:09:10who are you?
01:09:12FBI?
01:09:13CIA?
01:09:14no man
01:09:15I'm Adam Hawk
01:09:17Adam Hawk is a myth
01:09:18well then this
01:09:19sure hurt at all
01:09:24here you are again
01:09:25Vivi
01:09:26kidnapped for your
01:09:27family's money
01:09:28and your shitty boyfriend
01:09:29doesn't even show
01:09:30when you need him the most
01:09:31if I get out of this
01:09:32I need to find
01:09:33a better man for myself
01:09:37hey
01:09:39hey
01:09:39you're okay
01:09:40you're safe now
01:09:43who are you?
01:09:44I'm nobody
01:09:45I'm just a bartender
01:09:46he's helping you out
01:09:48can you stand?
01:09:54you okay?
01:09:57first time?
01:09:59no I get um
01:10:00kidnapped and my fingers
01:10:01nearly chopped off
01:10:02all the time
01:10:02okay
01:10:04thanks for
01:10:05getting me out of there
01:10:09you know your heart's
01:10:10beating really fast
01:10:12I'm gonna reset
01:10:12your nervous system
01:10:13just do a breathing
01:10:14exercise to slow it down
01:10:16okay?
01:10:17it was uh
01:10:19a bartender for the mom
01:10:20know how to do that
01:10:21she has no idea
01:10:23who I really am
01:10:24it's right
01:10:25it's a secret
01:10:25you can't focus
01:10:27breathe in
01:10:31breathe out
01:10:34one more time
01:10:35breathe in
01:10:39breathe out
01:10:50Adam
01:10:50Adam where are you?
01:10:53uh
01:10:55Rosco had real cover
01:10:56you know half the leaders
01:10:57of the free world
01:10:58are pissed at you
01:10:58not that you care
01:10:59the copter's on the way
01:11:01to pick you up
01:11:01for the debrief
01:11:03ETA two minutes
01:11:04come on man
01:11:05give me five minutes
01:11:06this girl's a baddie
01:11:06you're gonna bloody go
01:11:08I'll come down there myself
01:11:09and pick you up
01:11:10you're coming
01:11:14maybe another laugh
01:11:15sweetheart
01:11:19Rosco
01:11:20ate you
01:11:26Adam?
01:11:29not even a note
01:11:44oh my god
01:11:46set what are you doing here
01:11:47you lied to me
01:11:48come on
01:11:48can we not do this right now
01:11:49I got a guy trying to kill me
01:11:50you told me you loved me
01:11:51we're spies girl
01:11:52that's what we do
01:11:53you know what all spies do
01:11:55they kill each other
01:11:58promise
01:12:00I'm running the same
01:12:08she's a badass
01:12:10here make yourself useful
01:12:12thanks
01:12:31what are you about to do
01:12:35huh
01:12:35not a damn thing
01:12:36wait
01:12:41you're lost
01:12:47I'll see you later
01:12:49he's coming for your daughter
01:12:53what are you talking about
01:13:01Raymond Strauss
01:13:03is coming for your daughter
01:13:06who the hell is this
01:13:07I don't have a daughter
01:13:12well
01:13:13let's find out
01:13:24paternity confirmed
01:13:26no way
01:13:30congrats
01:13:31it's a girl
01:13:35why did she tell me
01:13:36it's been 8 years
01:13:37I mean you're not exactly
01:13:38the easiest to track down
01:13:39now are you
01:13:40besides
01:13:40your baby mama here
01:13:43Vivian
01:13:43she's been busy
01:13:45non-profits
01:13:46charities
01:13:47she's built her entire empire
01:13:49helping other people
01:13:50she's an all-around great person
01:13:51as opposed to
01:13:54Raymond Strauss
01:13:56ex-special forces
01:13:57presumed dead twice
01:13:59somehow came back to life
01:14:01and became the world's largest arms dealer
01:14:03so he's after Vivian and Millie
01:14:05because of me
01:14:09so what do I do
01:14:11go protect your family
01:14:12genius
01:14:25hi
01:14:32do you remember me
01:14:36I'll take that as a yes
01:14:37you snuck off
01:14:38and left me on your dirty little futon
01:14:40yeah I remember you
01:14:41what do you want
01:14:43I mean so what do I even say to her
01:14:44it's been 8 years
01:14:46what just walk up to her door
01:14:47be like
01:14:48hi I'm your baby's daddy
01:14:49I'm a secret agent
01:14:50and also you're in danger
01:14:51because of me
01:14:52you know
01:14:52it doesn't really roll off the tongue
01:14:53no no bust
01:14:54repeat after me
01:14:56I just found out
01:14:57we have a daughter
01:14:58and I want to be part of her life
01:15:02hi
01:15:03do I go in with hi
01:15:04or hello
01:15:05doesn't matter
01:15:06just say the rest
01:15:07hi
01:15:08I just found out
01:15:09we have a daughter
01:15:11and I want to be a part of her life
01:15:14so you're crazy
01:15:16got it
01:15:16you really think
01:15:17I would have a child
01:15:18with a one night stand
01:15:18that bailed on me
01:15:19I mean I didn't really bail
01:15:20I just
01:15:20had to go
01:15:23dad
01:15:25is that you
01:15:28Millie
01:15:28honey
01:15:29what did I say
01:15:29about claiming someone's your dad
01:15:30it's
01:15:33manipulative
01:15:35but he would make a good dad
01:15:37he looks like a prince
01:15:41I have a daughter
01:15:43I will do anything
01:15:44to keep her safe
01:15:46actually Millie
01:15:46I'm not a prince
01:15:48but I am
01:15:49headphones
01:15:50okay
01:15:54Millie is my world
01:15:55you don't get to just show up
01:15:57and be her dad
01:15:57Megan
01:15:58I had no idea
01:15:59she even existed
01:16:00alright
01:16:00but I'm here now
01:16:05and I want to be a part of her life
01:16:07you want to be in Millie's life
01:16:08yes
01:16:09very much
01:16:09you can be her nanny
01:16:12excuse me
01:16:13her last nanny moved away
01:16:14you want to prove
01:16:15that you can handle being a father
01:16:16then you can start by being a babysitter
01:16:20babysitter
01:16:22yeah that's what I thought
01:16:23well
01:16:24it was nice seeing you
01:16:25Adam
01:16:26let's catch up again
01:16:27in another eight years
01:16:28okay
01:16:28come on baby
01:16:31wait Millie
01:16:33yeah
01:16:34I love
01:16:35the lizard on your shirt
01:16:37it's an iguana
01:16:38they're my favorite animal
01:16:39is it because they do this
01:16:43who are you
01:16:44well Millie
01:16:48I'm your new nanny
01:16:57so
01:17:00you
01:17:00you
01:17:01the world's most deadly
01:17:03and effective secret agent
01:17:04you're going to protect your daughter
01:17:06by becoming her nanny
01:17:07yep
01:17:08I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA
01:17:10about this
01:17:11he's going to laugh
01:17:13his arse off
01:17:18you must be Millie's nanny
01:17:20I'm Adam
01:17:23and you are
01:17:24I'm your nanny
01:17:25and from what I've heard
01:17:26your last job was
01:17:27slinging drinks at a dive bar
01:17:29is that right
01:17:31my last job was
01:17:32rescuing the president
01:17:33you'll be supervised
01:17:34at all times
01:17:35and if you ever
01:17:37try to tell Millie
01:17:38that you're her real father
01:17:39you will never
01:17:39speak to her again
01:17:41got it
01:17:44Vivian
01:17:44hey Vivian
01:17:47we need to talk
01:17:48I trust Margo
01:17:49whenever the rule's with you
01:17:50yeah
01:17:51but if that sounds like too much
01:17:53then
01:17:53feel free to disappear
01:17:54for another eight years
01:18:00great
01:18:01now that that's settled
01:18:02Millie's in the dining room
01:18:03having lunch
01:18:10Mr. Adam
01:18:11yay
01:18:13Millie
01:18:14we do not throw forks
01:18:15but it's fun to throw forks
01:18:18I'm her nanny
01:18:20I'll take care of her
01:18:24Millie
01:18:25you see
01:18:26we're going to throw forks
01:18:28you need the proper technique
01:18:33cool
01:18:34how do you know
01:18:35how to do that
01:18:37my other job
01:18:38mommy said
01:18:39your other job
01:18:40was being a bum
01:18:44can you keep a secret
01:18:47my other job
01:18:48is saving the world
01:18:50I won't tell anybody
01:18:52I won't
01:18:52promise
01:18:53yeah
01:18:57what are you doing
01:19:01Millie
01:19:02can you go with Margo baby
01:19:03I gotta talk to Adam
01:19:05okay
01:19:07bye Mr. Adam
01:19:08bye Millie
01:19:12this was a mistake
01:19:13this was a huge mistake
01:19:15Vivian look
01:19:16I know you think
01:19:17I'm just a part of
01:19:17I can't deal with
01:19:18an irresponsible man child
01:19:19right now Adam
01:19:20I really can't
01:19:20I have way bigger concerns
01:19:23like what
01:19:25like
01:19:26me
01:19:38how many times
01:19:40do I have to tell you
01:19:42Vivian
01:19:43if you want to run
01:19:44your charity operation
01:19:46in my neighborhood
01:19:47you gotta pay
01:19:50otherwise
01:19:51bad things happen
01:19:53people get hurt
01:19:59is that so
01:20:05what do we got here
01:20:07a little delicate flower
01:20:10who's this
01:20:11your new boyfriend
01:20:14actually
01:20:14he's my daughter's nanny
01:20:23that is so cute
01:20:26Mr. Mary Poppins
01:20:28tell you what
01:20:29why don't you go
01:20:31bake me a few
01:20:32cookies
01:20:32while me and
01:20:34your boss
01:20:34we have a little
01:20:36one-on-one time
01:20:38actually
01:20:39I got a better idea
01:20:40Adam
01:20:41whatever you're trying
01:20:42to do
01:20:42it's not helping
01:20:43look
01:20:44I know you think
01:20:44I'm just a bartender
01:20:45but the truth
01:20:46get out
01:20:48now
01:20:56run along
01:20:57Mr. Mom
01:20:57why don't you go
01:20:59dust your knob
01:21:00why us
01:21:02grown folks
01:21:03have a little talk
01:21:10boys
01:21:11that's how you
01:21:12have a good day
01:21:13right
01:21:14you make money
01:21:16you have fun
01:21:17and you
01:21:18look who it is
01:21:21hello boys
01:21:22it's the nanny
01:21:38what are you doing
01:21:39you know who the hell
01:21:40I am
01:21:41you know what
01:21:41I could do to you
01:21:42with one call
01:21:43do it
01:21:45call him
01:21:47I will
01:21:48I'm guessing
01:21:49you're gonna call
01:21:49the mayor's office
01:21:51and I'll call
01:21:51the mayor
01:21:52they'll call a senator
01:21:53and round and round
01:21:54we go
01:21:55you're small fish
01:21:57I have bigger things
01:21:57to worry about
01:21:58than you
01:21:59so instead
01:22:01I just had my people
01:22:02delete your entire
01:22:03digital presence
01:22:05bye bye
01:22:06bitch
01:22:08so congrats
01:22:09you no longer exist
01:22:10no
01:22:10no that's impossible
01:22:13no
01:22:14no
01:22:15no
01:22:18by the way
01:22:20there's money
01:22:21money for a cab
01:22:25have you ever come
01:22:26near Millie
01:22:27or Vivian again
01:22:28your bank accounts
01:22:29won't be the only
01:22:29thing that disappear
01:22:30tonight
01:22:32now run away
01:22:32little man
01:22:36get the fuck out
01:22:37of here
01:22:37all of you
01:22:42who are you
01:22:45I'm the nanny
01:23:01what did you say
01:23:02to him
01:23:03nothing
01:23:03I was just
01:23:04getting this
01:23:05this is not a joke
01:23:06Adam
01:23:07these are dangerous
01:23:08people
01:23:15hey
01:23:15listen
01:23:16I'm sorry
01:23:18I am so sorry
01:23:20we will never
01:23:22ever
01:23:22bother you again
01:23:30Adam what did you
01:23:32who are you
01:23:34really
01:23:39you
01:23:40you
01:23:40you
01:23:45you