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00:15Oh, my God.
00:17Seth, what are you doing here?
00:19You lied to me.
00:19Come on, can we not do this right now?
00:21I got a guy trying to kill me.
00:22You told me you loved me.
00:23We're spies, girl.
00:24That's what we do.
00:25You know what all spies do?
00:27They kill each other.
00:30I promise.
00:32I'll run on the same.
00:39She's a bad guy.
00:42Here, make yourself useful.
00:44Thanks.
01:03What are you going to do, huh?
01:07Not a damn thing.
01:13You're lost.
01:19I'll see you later.
01:20He's coming for your daughter.
01:25What are you talking about?
01:33Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
01:37Who the hell is this?
01:38I don't have a daughter.
01:46Well, let's find out.
01:59Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass, wondering why the world's
02:04greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
02:07Time to calm down.
02:08I'm finishing the mission.
02:09Come on.
02:10Move your ass.
02:20Everybody up!
02:25We, uh, got a girl here, Roscoe.
02:28I don't know.
02:30Focus on the mission.
02:32Uh, you know me.
02:36Damn it!
02:39Every time, if your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour, we're going to start sending
02:46the fingers.
02:47One.
02:48Fuck.
02:56What's up, man?
02:58I said, everybody, out.
03:01Look, man, I'm just a bartender.
03:03Besides, what if your little hostage over there gets thirsty?
03:12Throw it in the closet.
03:17Thirsty?
03:18You're playing a real dangerous game, smartass.
03:21Just making a martini.
03:22Improperly.
03:23Be that as it may.
03:25Fun fact.
03:26Do you know it's supposed to be stirred?
03:28Hot chicken?
03:28James Bond would actually ask for his martini, shaken.
03:32Why?
03:33Because it'd get watered down, just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
03:38Really good agent.
03:39Probably the second best agent there is.
03:43Do you know how I know that?
03:45Because you're a bartender.
03:48No, I'm not a bartender.
03:51It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
04:01That's going to hurt tomorrow.
04:03Who are you?
04:05FBI?
04:06CIA?
04:07I'm Adam Hawke.
04:10Adam Hawke is a myth.
04:11Wasn't sure heard at all.
04:17Here you are again, Vivi.
04:19Kidnapped for your family's money, and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you need him the most.
04:24If I get out of this, I'm going to find a better man for myself.
04:30Hey.
04:32Hey, you're okay.
04:33You're safe now.
04:36Who are you?
04:37I'm nobody.
04:38I'm just a bartender.
04:39It's helping you out.
04:41Can you stand?
04:42What?
04:47You okay?
04:50First time?
04:52No, I get, um, kidnapped and my finger's nearly chopped off all the time.
04:56Okay.
04:57Thanks for getting me out of there.
05:02You know your heart's beating really fast.
05:05I'm going to reset your nervous system.
05:07Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
05:09Okay?
05:09I was, uh, a bartender for the mom.
05:14I know how to do that.
05:15She has no idea who I really am.
05:18Trade secret.
05:19Can't focus.
05:21Breathe in.
05:24Breathe out.
05:27One more time.
05:29Breathe in.
05:32Breathe out.
05:43Adam, where are you?
05:48Uh, Roscoe had no cover.
05:50You know, half the leaders of the free world are pissed that you know that you care.
05:52The copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
05:56ETA, two minutes.
05:57Uh, come on, man.
05:58Give me five minutes.
05:59This girl's a baddie.
06:00You're gonna bloody go.
06:01I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
06:03You're coming.
06:07Maybe you don't know that, sweetheart.
06:13Roscoe.
06:13Did you?
06:19Adam?
06:22Not even, I know.
06:38Oh, my God.
06:39Seth, what are you doing here?
06:40You lied to me.
06:41Come on, can we not do this right now?
06:42I got a guy trying to kill me.
06:43You told me you loved me.
06:44We're spies, girl.
06:45That's what we do.
06:46You know what else spies do?
06:48They kill each other.
06:52Promise.
06:54All of them are the same.
07:01She's a bad ass.
07:03Here, make yourself useful.
07:05Thanks.
07:25What are you about to do, huh?
07:28Not a damn thing.
07:40I'll see you later.
07:42He's coming for your daughter.
07:46What are you talking about?
07:54Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
07:59Who the hell is this?
08:00I don't have a daughter.
08:07Well, let's find out.
08:17Paternity confirmed.
08:19No way.
08:23Congrats.
08:25It's a girl.
08:28Why didn't she tell me it's been eight years?
08:31I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
08:33Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
08:38Non-profits, charities.
08:41She's built her entire empire helping other people.
08:43She's an all-around great person.
08:45As opposed to Raymond Strauss.
08:49Ex-Special Forces presumed dead twice.
08:52Somehow it came back to life and became the world's largest farm stealer.
08:56So he's after Vivian and Millie because of me.
09:02So what do I do?
09:04Go protect your family, genius.
09:18Hi.
09:26Do you remember me?
09:29I'll take that as a yes.
09:30You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon.
09:34Yeah, I remember you.
09:34What do you want?
09:36I mean, so what do I even say to her?
09:38It's been eight years.
09:39We'll just walk up to her door and be like,
09:41Hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
09:42I'm a secret agent.
09:43And also, you're in danger because of me.
09:45You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
09:47No, no bust.
09:48Repeat after me.
09:48Hey, I just found out we have a daughter and I want to be part of her life.
09:55Hi.
09:56Do I go in with hi or hello?
09:58Doesn't matter.
09:59Just say the rest.
10:01Hi.
10:01I just found out we have a daughter and I want to be a part of her life.
10:07So you're crazy.
10:09Got it.
10:10You really think I would have a child with a one-night stand that bailed on me?
10:12I mean, I didn't really bail.
10:13I just had to go.
10:17Dad?
10:18Is that you?
10:21Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
10:26It's manipulative.
10:29But he would make a good dad.
10:31He looks like a prince.
10:34I have a daughter.
10:36I will do anything to keep her safe.
10:39Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
10:42Headphones.
10:43Okay.
10:47Millie is my world.
10:49You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
10:51Vivian, I had no idea she even existed.
10:53All right.
10:54But I'm here now.
10:58And I want to be a part of her life.
11:00You want to be in Millie's life?
11:01Yes, very much.
11:03You can be her nanny.
11:05Excuse me?
11:06Her last nanny moved away.
11:08You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
11:10Then you can start by being a babysitter.
11:13Excellent.
11:15Yeah, that's what I thought.
11:17Well, it was nice seeing you.
11:19Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
11:22Come on, baby.
11:24Wait, Millie.
11:26Yeah?
11:28I love the lizard on your shirt.
11:30It's an iguana.
11:31They're my favorite animal.
11:32Is it because they do this?
11:36Who are you?
11:38Well, Millie.
11:41I'm your new nanny.
11:55You're going to protect your daughter by becoming her nanny.
12:00Yep.
12:02I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
12:04He's going to laugh his arse off.
12:11You must be Millie's nanny.
12:13I'm Adam.
12:16And you are?
12:17I'm your nanny.
12:18And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar.
12:22Is that right?
12:24My last job was rescuing the president.
12:26You'll be supervised at all times.
12:28And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
12:34Got it?
12:37Vivian.
12:38Hey, Vivian.
12:41We need to talk.
12:41I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
12:44Yeah?
12:44But if that sounds like too much, then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
12:53Great.
12:54Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
13:03Mr. Adams!
13:04Yay!
13:06Millie, we do not throw forks.
13:09But it's fun to throw forks.
13:11I'm her nanny.
13:13I'll take care of it.
13:17Millie, you see, we're going to throw forks.
13:21You need the proper technique.
13:27Cool!
13:27How do you know how to do that?
13:31My other job.
13:32Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
13:37Can you keep a secret?
13:39Mm-hmm.
13:40My other job is saving the world.
13:43Yeah.
13:44Don't tell anybody.
13:45I won't.
13:46Promise?
13:46Yeah.
13:50What are you doing?
13:54Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
13:56Maybe I got to talk to Adam.
13:58Okay.
14:00Bye, Mr. Adam.
14:02Bye, Millie.
14:05This was a mistake.
14:07This was a huge mistake.
14:08Millie, look.
14:09I know you think I'm just a...
14:10I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
14:13I really can't.
14:14I have way bigger concerns.
14:16Like what?
14:19Like me!
14:28Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
14:36If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood,
14:41you got to pay.
14:43Otherwise, bad things happen.
14:46When people get hurt.
14:52Is that so?
14:58What do we got here?
15:00A little delicate flower.
15:03Who's this, your new boyfriend?
15:07Actually.
15:08He's my daughter's nanny.
15:14He's my daughter's nanny.
15:16That is so cute.
15:19Mr. Mary Poppins.
15:22Tell you what.
15:23Why don't you go bake me a few cookies
15:25while me and your boss
15:27we have a little one-on-one time.
15:31Actually, I got a better answer.
15:33Adam.
15:34Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
15:36Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender,
15:39but the truth is-
15:39Get out.
15:41Now.
15:49Run along, Mr. Mom.
15:51Why don't you go dust your knob?
15:54Why us, uh,
15:55throne folks
15:56have a little talk.
16:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boys.
16:05That's how you have a good day.
16:06Ha, ha, ha, right?
16:08You make money,
16:09you have fun,
16:10and you...
16:12Oh, look who it is.
16:14Hello, boys.
16:15It's the nanny.
16:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:28Ah!
16:30Ah!
16:31What are you doing?
16:32You know who the hell I am?
16:34You know what I could do to you with one call?
16:36Do it.
16:38Call him.
16:40I will.
16:41I'm guessing you're going to call the mayor's office,
16:44and I'll call the mayor.
16:45You'll call a senator,
16:46and round and round we go.
16:49You're a small fish.
16:50I have bigger things to worry about than you.
16:52So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
16:58Bye-bye, bitch.
17:01So congrats, you no longer exist.
17:03No, no, that's impossible.
17:06No, no, no!
17:11By the way, there's money for a cab.
17:18Have you ever come near Millie or Vivian again?
17:21Your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight.
17:25Don't run away, little man.
17:29Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
17:36Who are you?
17:39I'm the nanny.
17:54What did you say to him?
17:56Nothing. I was just getting this.
17:58This is not a joke. Adam, these are dangerous people.
18:08Hey, listen.
18:10I'm sorry. I am so sorry.
18:13We will never, ever bother you again.
18:23Adam, what did you...
18:26Who are you?
18:27Really.
18:47Oh, my God.
18:48Seth, what are you doing here?
18:49You lied to me.
18:50Come on, can we not do this right now? I got a guy trying to kill me.
18:52You told me you loved me.
18:53We're spies, girl. That's what we do.
18:56You know what all spies do?
18:57They kill each other.
18:59I know.
19:01Promise.
19:03All in all the same.
19:10She's a badass.
19:12Here, make yourself useful.
19:15Thanks.
19:34What are you about to do, huh?
19:37Not a damn thing.
19:39Wait.
19:49I'll see you later.
19:51He's coming for your daughter.
19:55What are you talking about?
20:03Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
20:08What the hell is this?
20:09I don't have a daughter.
20:16Well, let's find out.
20:30Boss, I have presidents for seven different countries on my ass.
20:34Wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
20:38Time to calm down.
20:39I'm finishing the mission.
20:40Come on.
20:41Move your ass.
20:51Everybody out!
20:56We, uh, got a girl here, Roscoe.
20:59I don't know.
21:00Focus on the mission.
21:02Uh, you know me.
21:07Dammit!
21:09Every time.
21:12If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour, we're gonna start sending the fingers.
21:17One, two, three.
21:27What's up, man?
21:28I said, everybody, out.
21:32Oh, look, man, I'm just a bartender.
21:34Besides, what if you're a little hostage over there?
21:37It's thirsty.
21:39It's thirsty.
21:43Throw it in the closet.
21:48Thirsty?
21:49You're playing a real dangerous game, smartass.
21:51Just making a martini?
21:53Improperly.
21:54Be what I said, man.
21:56Fun fact.
21:57Do you know it's supposed to be stirred?
21:58Not shaken?
21:59James Bond would actually ask where his martini is shaken.
22:03Why?
22:04Because it'd get watered down, just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
22:09Really good agent.
22:10Probably the second best agent there is.
22:13Do you know how I know that?
22:16Because you're a bartender.
22:19No, I'm not a bartender.
22:21It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
22:32That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
22:34Who are you?
22:35FBI?
22:37CIA?
22:38I'm it.
22:39I'm Adam Hawke.
22:41Adam Hawke is a myth.
22:42Wasn't this your heart at all?
22:48Here you are again, Vivi.
22:50Kidnapped for your family's money,
22:52and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you need him the most.
22:55If I get out of this, I need to find a better man for myself.
23:01Hey.
23:02Hey, you're okay.
23:04You're safe now.
23:07Who are you?
23:08I'm nobody.
23:09I'm just a bartender.
23:10I'm helping you out.
23:11Can you stand?
23:17Are you okay?
23:20First time?
23:22No, I get, um...
23:24I get knocked and my finger's nearly chopped off all the time.
23:26Okay.
23:28Thanks for getting me out of here.
23:33You know your heart's beating really fast.
23:35I'm gonna reset your nervous system.
23:38Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
23:40Okay?
23:40How does a bartender for the mob know how to do that?
23:46She has no idea who I really am.
23:48It's right, see.
23:50Can't focus.
23:51Breathe in.
23:54Breathe out.
23:58One more time.
23:59Breathe in.
24:02Breathe out.
24:14Adam, where are you?
24:18Uh...
24:19Roscoe, I broke cover.
24:20You know half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care.
24:23The copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
24:26ETA, two minutes.
24:28Ah, come on, man.
24:28Give me five minutes.
24:29This girl's a baddie.
24:30You're gonna bloody go.
24:31I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
24:33You're coming.
24:38Maybe another life, sweetheart.
24:44Roscoe, I'll date you.
24:53Not even a note.
25:08Oh, my God.
25:10Seth, what are you doing here?
25:11You lied to me.
25:11Come on, can we not do this right now?
25:13I got a guy trying to kill me.
25:14You told me you loved me.
25:15We're spies, girl.
25:16That's what we do.
25:17You know what all spies do?
25:19They kill each other.
25:23Promise.
25:24I'll never see you.
25:32She's a badass.
25:34Here, make yourself useful.
25:36Thanks.
25:55What are you about to do, huh?
25:59Not a damn thing.
26:01Quick.
26:05You're lost.
26:11I'll see you later.
26:13He's coming for your daughter.
26:17What are you talking about?
26:25Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
26:29Who the hell is this?
26:30I don't have a daughter.
26:34I don't have a daughter.
26:35I don't have a daughter.
26:38Well, let's find out.
26:49Faternity confirmed.
26:51Oh, what?
26:54Congrats.
26:56It's a girl.
26:59Why didn't she tell me it's been eight years?
27:01I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
27:04Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
27:09Non-profits, charities.
27:11She's built her entire empire helping other people.
27:14She's an all-around great person.
27:15As opposed to Raymond Strauss.
27:20Ex-Special Forces, presumed dead twice, somehow came back to life and became the world's largest arms dealer.
27:27So he's after Vivian and Nellie because of me.
27:33So what do I do?
27:35Go protect your family, genius.
27:49Hi.
27:51Hi.
27:52Hi.
27:53Hi.
27:55Hi.
27:56Hi.
27:56Do you remember me?
27:59I'll take that as a yes.
28:01You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon.
28:04Yeah, I remember you.
28:05What do you want?
28:07I mean, so what do I even say to her?
28:08It's been eight years.
28:10I just walk up to her door and be like, hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
28:13I'm a secret agent.
28:14And also, you're in danger because of me.
28:16You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
28:17No, no bust.
28:18Repeat after me.
28:20I just found out we have a daughter.
28:22And I want to be part of her life.
28:26Hi.
28:27Do I go in with hi or hello?
28:29It doesn't matter.
28:30Just say the rest.
28:31Hi.
28:32I just found out we have a daughter.
28:34And I want to be a part of her life.
28:38So you're crazy.
28:39Got it.
28:40You really think I would have a child with a one-night stand that bailed on me?
28:43I mean, I didn't really bail.
28:44I just had to go.
28:47Dad?
28:49Is that you?
28:51Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
28:57It's manipulative.
28:59But he would make a good dad if he looks like a prince.
29:04I have a daughter.
29:06I will do anything to keep her safe.
29:09Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
29:13Headphones.
29:14Okay.
29:18Millie is my world.
29:19You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
29:21Megan, I had no idea she even existed.
29:24All right.
29:25But I'm here now.
29:29And I want to be a part of her life.
29:30You want to be in Millie's life?
29:32Yes, very much.
29:33You can be her nanny.
29:36Excuse me?
29:37Her last nanny moved away.
29:38You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
29:40Then you can start by being a babysitter.
29:44Babysitter.
29:46Yeah, that's what I thought.
29:47Well, it was nice seeing you.
29:49Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
29:52Come on, baby.
29:55Wait, Millie.
29:56Yeah?
29:58I love the lizard on your shirt.
30:01It's an iguana.
30:01They're my favorite animal.
30:03Is it because they do this?
30:07Who are you?
30:08Well, Millie.
30:12I'm your new nanny.
30:21So.
30:24You.
30:24You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
30:28You're going to protect your daughter of becoming her nanny.
30:32Yep.
30:32I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
30:35He's going to laugh his arse off.
30:42You must be Millie's nanny.
30:44I'm Adam.
30:46And you are?
30:48I'm your nanny.
30:49And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar, is that right?
30:55My last job was rescuing the president.
30:57You'll be supervised at all times.
30:59And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
31:05Got it?
31:07Vivian.
31:08Hey, Vivian.
31:11We need to talk.
31:12I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
31:14Yeah?
31:15But if that sounds like too much, then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
31:23Great.
31:24Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
31:33Mr. Adam!
31:35Yay!
31:37Millie, we do not throw forks.
31:39But it's fun to throw forks.
31:42I'm her nanny.
31:44I'll take care of it.
31:47Millie, you see, if we're going to throw forks, you need the proper technique.
31:57How do you know how to do that?
32:01My other job.
32:02Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
32:08Can you keep a secret?
32:09Mm-hmm.
32:11My other job is saving the world.
32:14Don't tell anybody.
32:16I won't.
32:16Promise?
32:17Sure.
32:21What are you doing?
32:25Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
32:26Maybe I gotta talk to Adam.
32:28Okay.
32:31Bye, Mr. Adam.
32:32Bye, Millie.
32:35This was a mistake.
32:37This was a huge mistake.
32:39Vivian, look, I know you think I'm just a partner.
32:41I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
32:43I really can't.
32:45I have way bigger concerns.
32:47Like what?
32:49Like me!
32:51Me!
33:02How many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
33:07If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
33:14Otherwise, bad things happen.
33:17People get hurt.
33:23Is that so?
33:29What do we got here?
33:31A little delicate flower.
33:34Who's this, your new boyfriend?
33:37Actually.
33:38He's my daughter's nanny.
33:45The daughter's nanny!
33:47That is so cute!
33:49Mr. Mary Poppins!
33:52Tell you what, why don't you go bake me a few cookies while, uh, me and your boss, we have
33:59a little one-on-one time.
34:02Actually, I got a better idea.
34:04Adam!
34:05Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
34:07Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is-
34:10Get out!
34:12Now!
34:19Run along, Mr. Mom!
34:22Why don't you go dust your knob?
34:24Why, us, uh, drone folks, have a little talk.
34:33Ha ha ha ha!
34:34Boys!
34:35That's how you have a good day!
34:37Ha ha ha!
34:37Boys!
34:38Ha ha ha!
34:38Right?
34:38You make money, you have fun, and you-
34:42Ah, look who it is!
34:45Hello, boys!
34:46It's the nanny!
34:53No!
34:57Augh!
34:58What?
34:59Augh!
34:59Augh!
35:01Augh!
35:02What are you doing?
35:03You know who the hell I am?
35:05You know what I could do to you with one call?
35:07Do it.
35:08Call him.
35:11I will.
35:12I'm guessing you're gonna call the Mayor's office?
35:14I'll call the Mayor.
35:15the call senator and round and round we go you're small fish i have bigger things to worry about
35:22than you so instead i just had my people delete your entire digital presence bye-bye bitch
35:31so congrats you no longer exist no no that's impossible no no no
35:42by the way there's money for a cab
35:49if you ever come near millie or baby and again your bank accounts won't be the only thing that
35:53disappeared tonight i'll run away a little man the fuck out of here all of you
36:06who are you i'm the nanny
36:25what did you say to him nothing i was just getting missed
36:28this is not a joke adam these are dangerous people
36:39hey listen i'm sorry i am so sorry we will never ever bother you again
36:54adam what did you
36:57who are you really
37:17oh my god set what are you doing here you lied to me come on can we not do this
37:22right now i got a guy trying to kill me
37:23you told me you loved me we're spies girl that's what we do you know what all spies do
37:28they kill each other
37:32promise
37:33all right i'm the same
37:41she's a bad
37:43here make yourself useful
37:45thanks
38:06what are you about to do huh not a damn thing
38:14you're lost
38:20i'll see you later
38:22he's coming for your daughter
38:26what are you talking about
38:34raymond strauss
38:36is coming for your daughter
38:39who the hell is this i don't have a daughter
38:46well
38:47let's find out
39:00boss
39:01i have presidents from seven different countries on my ass
39:04wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender
39:09time to calm down i'm finishing the mission
39:10come on move your ass
39:21everybody out
39:26we uh
39:28got a girl here roscoe
39:30i don't know
39:31focus on the mission
39:33uh you know me
39:37damn it
39:40every time
39:43if your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour
39:46we're gonna start sending your fingers
39:48one
39:57what's up man
39:58i said
40:00everybody
40:02out
40:03oh look man i'm just a bartender
40:04besides what if your
40:06little hostage over there
40:08gets thirsty
40:13throw it in the closet
40:19thirsty
40:19you're playing a real dangerous game smart ass
40:22just making a martini
40:24improperly
40:24be that as it meant
40:26fun fact
40:27do you know it's supposed to be stirred
40:29not shaken
40:29james bond would actually ask
40:31where his martini is shaken
40:33why
40:35because it'd get watered down
40:36just so he can keep his wits about him on the job
40:39really good agent
40:40probably the second best agent there is
40:44do you know how i know that
40:47because you're a bartender
40:50no i'm not a bartender
40:52it's because i'm the best secret agent in the world
41:02that's gonna hurt tomorrow
41:04who are you
41:06fbi
41:07cia
41:08not mad
41:09i'm adam hawk
41:11adam hawk is a myth
41:12wouldn't have you heard it all
41:18here you are again vivie
41:20kidnapped for your family's money
41:22and your shitty boyfriend
41:23doesn't even show
41:24when you need him the most
41:25if i get out of this
41:27i need to find a better man for myself
41:31hey
41:33hey
41:33hey
41:34you're okay
41:34you're safe now
41:37who are you
41:38i'm nobody
41:39i'm just a bartender
41:40he's helping you out
41:42can you stand
41:48you okay
41:51first time
41:53no i get um
41:54kidnapped and my fingers nearly chopped off all the time
41:57okay
41:58thanks for
42:00getting me out of there
42:03you know your heart's beating really fast
42:06i need to reset your nervous system
42:08just do a breathing exercise to slow it down
42:10okay
42:11i was a
42:13a bartender for the mom know how to do that
42:16she has no idea who i really am
42:18trade secret
42:21can't focus
42:21breathe in
42:25breathe out
42:28one more time
42:30breathe in
42:33breathe out
42:44adam where are you
42:47uh
42:49roscoe i broke cover
42:51you know half the leaders of the free world are pissed that you know that you care
42:54the copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief
42:56eta two minutes
42:58ah come on man give me five minutes this girl's a baddie
43:01you're gonna bloody go
43:02i'll come down there myself and pick you up you're coming
43:09maybe you're gonna do it
43:10maybe you're gonna do it
43:11me
43:14roscoe
43:15did you
43:21Adam?
43:23Not even enough.
43:39Oh, my God.
43:40Seth, what are you doing here?
43:41You lied to me.
43:42Come on, can we not do this right now?
43:43I got a guy trying to kill me.
43:44You told me you loved me.
43:46We're spies, but that's what we do.
43:48You know what all spies do?
43:50They kill each other.
43:53Promise.
43:55I'm going to stay here.
44:02She's a badass.
44:05Here, make yourself useful.
44:07Thanks.
44:26What are you about to do, huh?
44:29Not a jam, please.
44:32Wait.
44:36You're lost.
44:41I'll see you later.
44:43He's coming for your daughter.
44:48What are you talking about?
44:55Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
45:00Who the hell is this?
45:01I don't have a daughter.
45:08Well, let's find out.
45:18Paternity confirmed.
45:21No way.
45:25Congrats.
45:26It's a girl.
45:30Why did she tell me it's been eight years?
45:32I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
45:34Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
45:40Non-profits, charities.
45:42She's built her entire empire helping other people.
45:44Well, she's an all-round great person, as opposed to Raymond Strauss, ex-special forces, presumed dead twice, somehow came
45:54back to life and became the world's largest arms dealer.
45:58So he's after Vivian and Millie because of me.
46:04So what do I do?
46:05Go protect your family, genius.
46:19Hi.
46:27Do you remember me?
46:30I'll take that as a yes.
46:31You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon.
46:35Yeah, I remember you.
46:36What do you want?
46:37I mean, so what do I even say to her?
46:39It's been eight years.
46:40We'll just walk up to her door and be like,
46:42Hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
46:44I'm a secret agent.
46:45And also, you're in danger because of me.
46:46You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
46:48No, no bust.
46:49Repeat after me.
46:50I just found out we have a daughter, and I want to be part of her life.
46:57Hi.
46:58Are you going with hi or hello?
46:59Doesn't matter.
47:00Just say the rest.
47:02Hi.
47:02I just found out we have a daughter, and I want to be a part of her life.
47:09So you're crazy.
47:10Got it.
47:11You really think I would have a child with a one-night stand that bailed on me?
47:13I mean, I didn't really bail.
47:15I just had to go.
47:18Dad?
47:19Is that you?
47:22Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
47:27It's manipulative.
47:30But he would make a good dad.
47:32He looks like a prince.
47:35I have a daughter.
47:37I will do anything to keep her safe.
47:40Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
47:43Headphones.
47:44Okay.
47:49Millie's my world.
47:50You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
47:52Biggin, I had no idea she even existed.
47:55All right.
47:55But I'm here now.
47:59And I want to be a part of her life.
48:01You want to be in Millie's life?
48:02Yes, very much.
48:04You can be her nanny.
48:07Excuse me?
48:08Her last nanny moved away.
48:09You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
48:11Then you can start by being a babysitter.
48:15Babysitter.
48:16Yeah, that's what I thought.
48:18Well, it was nice seeing you.
48:20Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
48:23Come on, baby.
48:26Wait, Millie.
48:27Yeah?
48:29I love the lizard on your shirt.
48:31It's an iguana.
48:32They're my favorite animal.
48:33Is it because they do this?
48:37Who are you?
48:39Well, Millie.
48:43I'm your new nanny.
48:53So...
48:54You.
48:55You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
48:59You're going to protect your daughter by becoming her nanny.
49:02Yep.
49:03I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
49:06He's going to laugh his arse off.
49:13You must be Millie's nanny.
49:15I'm Adam.
49:17And you are?
49:18I'm your nanny.
49:20And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar, is that right?
49:25My last job was rescuing the president.
49:28You'll be supervised at all times.
49:30And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
49:36Got it?
49:38Vivian.
49:39Hey, Vivian.
49:42We need to talk.
49:43I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
49:45Yeah?
49:46But if that sounds like too much, then go free to disappear for another eight years.
49:54Great.
49:55Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
50:04Mr. Adam!
50:05Yay!
50:07Millie, we do not throw forks.
50:10But it's fun to throw forks.
50:13I'm her nanny.
50:15I'll take care of it.
50:18Millie, you see, we're going to throw forks.
50:22You need the proper technique.
50:28Cool!
50:28How do you know how to do that?
50:32My other job.
50:33Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
50:39Can you keep a secret?
50:40Mm-hmm.
50:42My other job is saving the world.
50:45Don't tell anybody.
50:46I won't.
50:47Don't listen.
50:48Sure.
50:52What are you doing?
50:56Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
50:57I gotta talk to Adam.
50:59Okay.
51:01Bye, Mr. Adam.
51:03Bye, Millie.
51:06This was a mistake.
51:08This was a huge mistake.
51:09Vivian, look.
51:10I know you think I'm just a part of it.
51:11I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
51:14I really can't.
51:15I have way bigger concerns.
51:17Like what?
51:19Like me.
51:31Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
51:37If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
51:44Otherwise, bad things happen.
51:47People get hurt.
51:53Is that so?
52:00What do we got here?
52:01A little delicate flower.
52:05Who's this, your new boyfriend?
52:08Actually.
52:09He's my daughter's nanny.
52:15Hey, the daughter's nanny.
52:18That is so cute.
52:20Mr. Mary Poppins.
52:23Hey, why don't you go bake me a few cookies while me and your boss, we have a little one
52:30-on-one time.
52:31Adam, actually, we had a better idea.
52:34Adam, whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
52:38Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth-
52:40Get out.
52:42Now.
52:50Run along, Mr. Mom.
52:52Why don't you go dust your knob while us, uh, drone folks, have a little talk.
53:05Boys, that's how you have a good day.
53:08Right?
53:09You make money, you have fun, and you, oh, look who it is.
53:16Hello, boys.
53:17It's the nanny.
53:32What are you doing?
53:34You know who the hell I am?
53:35You know what I could do to you with one call?
53:38Do it.
53:39Call him.
53:41I will.
53:43I'm guessing you're going to call the mayor's office?
53:45And I'll call the mayor.
53:46I'll call the senator, and round and round, we go.
53:50You're a small fish.
53:51I have bigger things to worry about than you.
53:54So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
54:00Bye-bye, bitch.
54:02So congrats.
54:03You no longer exist.
54:05No.
54:05No, that's impossible.
54:07No.
54:09No.
54:10No!
54:13By the way,
54:14there's money for a cab.
54:19Have you ever come near Millie or Vivian again?
54:22Your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight.
54:26Now run away, little man.
54:30Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
54:36Who are you?
54:40I'm the nanny.
54:56What did you say to him?
54:57Nothing.
54:58I was just giving this.
55:00This is not a joke.
55:01Adam, these are dangerous people.
55:09Hey, listen.
55:11I'm sorry.
55:13I am so sorry.
55:15We will never, ever bother you again.
55:24Adam, what did you...
55:27Who are you?
55:28Really.
55:31Really.
55:31Really.
55:31I am so sorry.
55:34I am so sorry.
55:34I am so sorry.
55:34I am so sorry.
55:34I am so sorry.
55:35I am so sorry.
55:35I am so sorry.
55:35I am so sorry.
55:35I am so sorry.
55:36I am so sorry.