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00:00:05Milly, can you go with Margo, baby?
00:00:06I gotta talk to Adam.
00:00:08Okay.
00:00:10Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:00:12Bye, Milly.
00:00:15This was a mistake.
00:00:17This was a huge mistake.
00:00:18Vivian, look, I know you think I'm just a...
00:00:20I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:00:23I really can't.
00:00:24I have way bigger concerns.
00:00:27Like what?
00:00:29Like...
00:00:29Me!
00:00:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:00:41Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:00:46If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood,
00:00:50you gotta pay.
00:00:53Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:00:57People get hurt.
00:01:03Is that so?
00:01:13Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass,
00:01:17wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
00:01:21Tell him to calm down.
00:01:22I'm finishing the mission.
00:01:23Come on!
00:01:24Move your ass!
00:01:34Everybody out!
00:01:39We, uh, got a girl here, Roscoe.
00:01:42I don't know.
00:01:43Focus on the mission.
00:01:45Uh, you know me.
00:01:50Damn it!
00:01:53Every time.
00:01:55If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour,
00:01:58we're gonna start sending the fingers one butt.
00:02:10What's up, man?
00:02:11I said, everybody out.
00:02:15Look, man, I'm just a bartender.
00:02:17Besides, what if your little hostage over there gets thirsty?
00:02:26Throw it in the closet.
00:02:31Thirsty?
00:02:32You're playing a real dangerous game, smartass.
00:02:34Just making a martini.
00:02:36Improperly.
00:02:37Be that as it may.
00:02:39Fun fact.
00:02:40Do you know what's supposed to be stirred?
00:02:41Not shaken.
00:02:42James Bond would actually ask for his martini shaken.
00:02:46Why?
00:02:47Because it'd get watered down,
00:02:49just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
00:02:52Really good agent.
00:02:53Probably the second best agent there is.
00:02:56Do you know how I know that?
00:02:59Because you're a bartender.
00:03:02No, I'm not a bartender.
00:03:04It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
00:03:15That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
00:03:17Who are you?
00:03:18FBI?
00:03:20CIA?
00:03:20No, man.
00:03:22I'm Adam Hawke.
00:03:24Adam Hawke is a myth.
00:03:25Wasn't it sure I heard at all?
00:03:31Here you are again, Vivi.
00:03:33Kidnapped for your family's money
00:03:35and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show
00:03:37when you need him the most.
00:03:38If I get out of this,
00:03:39I need to find a better man for myself.
00:03:44Hey.
00:03:45Hey, you're okay.
00:03:47You're safe now.
00:03:50Who are you?
00:03:51I'm nobody.
00:03:51I'm just a bartender.
00:03:53He's helping you out.
00:03:55Can you stand?
00:03:56Come on.
00:04:01You okay?
00:04:03First time?
00:04:05No, I get, um,
00:04:07getting after my fingers nearly chopped off all the time.
00:04:09Okay.
00:04:11Thanks for getting me out of there.
00:04:16You know your heart's beating really fast?
00:04:18I'm gonna reset your nervous system.
00:04:21Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
00:04:23Okay?
00:04:24How does, uh,
00:04:26a bartender for the mom know how to do that?
00:04:28She has no idea who I really am.
00:04:31Trade secret.
00:04:32I can't focus.
00:04:35Breathe in.
00:04:37Breathe out.
00:04:41One more time.
00:04:42Breathe in.
00:04:45Breathe out.
00:04:56Adam, where are you?
00:05:00Uh,
00:05:02Roscoe, I broke cover.
00:05:03You know,
00:05:04half the leaders of the free world
00:05:05are pissed at you,
00:05:05not that you care.
00:05:06The copter's on the way
00:05:07to pick you up for the debrief.
00:05:09ETA, two minutes.
00:05:11Ah, come on, man.
00:05:11Give me five minutes.
00:05:12This girl's a baddie.
00:05:13You're gonna bloody go.
00:05:14I'll come down there myself
00:05:15and pick you up.
00:05:16You're coming.
00:05:21Maybe you didn't know that, sweetheart.
00:05:26Roscoe, I'll eat you.
00:05:33Adam?
00:05:35Not even a note.
00:05:51Oh, my God.
00:05:53Seth, what are you doing here?
00:05:54You lied to me.
00:05:55Come on,
00:05:55can we not do this right now?
00:05:56I got a guy trying to kill me.
00:05:57You told me you loved me.
00:05:58We're spies, girl.
00:05:59That's what we do.
00:06:00You know what all spies do?
00:06:02They kill each other.
00:06:06Promise.
00:06:07I'm going to see you.
00:06:15She's a badass.
00:06:17Here, make yourself useful.
00:06:19Thanks.
00:06:38What are you about to do, huh?
00:06:42Not a damn thing.
00:06:44Wait.
00:06:53I'll see you later.
00:06:55I'll see you later.
00:06:55He's coming for your daughter.
00:07:00What are you talking about?
00:07:08Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
00:07:12Who the hell is this?
00:07:13I don't have a daughter.
00:07:21Well, let's find out.
00:07:31Paternity confirmed.
00:07:33No way.
00:07:37Congrats.
00:07:38It's a girl.
00:07:42Why did she tell me it's been eight years?
00:07:44I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
00:07:47Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
00:07:52Non-profits, charities.
00:07:54She's built her entire empire helping other people.
00:07:57She's an all-around great person.
00:07:58As opposed to Raymond Strauss.
00:08:03Ex-special forces, presumed dead twice, somehow came back to life and became the world's largest
00:08:09arms dealer.
00:08:10So he's after Vivian and Millie because of me.
00:08:16So what do I do?
00:08:18Go protect your family, genius.
00:08:23Yes.
00:08:24Yes.
00:08:25Yes.
00:08:27Yes.
00:08:32Hi.
00:08:39Do you remember me?
00:08:42I'll take that as a yes.
00:08:44You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon.
00:08:47Yeah, I remember you.
00:08:48What do you want?
00:08:50I mean, so what do I even say to her?
00:08:51It's been eight years.
00:08:53What, just walk up to her door and be like, hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
00:08:56I'm a secret agent.
00:08:57And also, you're in danger because of me.
00:08:59You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
00:09:00No, no bust.
00:09:01Repeat after me.
00:09:03I just found out we have a daughter and I want to be part of her life.
00:09:09Hi.
00:09:10Do I go in with hi or hello?
00:09:12Doesn't matter.
00:09:13Just say the rest.
00:09:14Hi.
00:09:15I just found out we have a daughter and I want to be a part of her life.
00:09:21So you're crazy.
00:09:22Got it.
00:09:23You really think I would have a child with a one-night stand that bailed on me?
00:09:26I mean, I didn't really bail.
00:09:27I just had to go.
00:09:30Dad?
00:09:31Is that you?
00:09:34Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
00:09:40It's manipulative.
00:09:42But he would make a good dad.
00:09:44He looks like a prince.
00:09:47I have a daughter.
00:09:49I will do anything to keep her safe.
00:09:52Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
00:09:56Headphones.
00:09:57Okay.
00:10:01Millie's my world.
00:10:02You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
00:10:04Megan, I had no idea she even existed.
00:10:07All right.
00:10:07But I'm here now.
00:10:12And I want to be a part of her life.
00:10:14You want to be in Millie's life?
00:10:15Yes.
00:10:16Very much.
00:10:16You can be her nanny.
00:10:19Excuse me?
00:10:20Her last nanny moved away.
00:10:21You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
00:10:23Then you can start by being a babysitter.
00:10:27Babysitter.
00:10:29Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:10:30Well, it was nice seeing you.
00:10:32Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
00:10:35Come on, baby.
00:10:38Wait, Millie.
00:10:39Yeah?
00:10:41I love the lizard on your shirt.
00:10:44It's an iguana.
00:10:44They're my favorite animal.
00:10:46Is it because they do this?
00:10:50Who are you?
00:10:51Well, Millie.
00:10:55I'm your new nanny.
00:10:59I'm your new nanny.
00:11:06So...
00:11:06You.
00:11:07You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
00:11:11You're going to protect your daughter by becoming her nanny.
00:11:15Yep.
00:11:15I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
00:11:18He's going to laugh his arse off.
00:11:25You must be Millie's nanny.
00:11:27I'm Adam.
00:11:29And you are?
00:11:31I'm your nanny.
00:11:32And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar, is that right?
00:11:38My last job was rescuing the president.
00:11:40You'll be supervised at all times.
00:11:42And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
00:11:48Got it?
00:11:50Vivian.
00:11:51Hey, Vivian.
00:11:54We need to talk.
00:11:55I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
00:11:57Yeah?
00:11:58But if that sounds like too much, then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
00:12:06Great.
00:12:07Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
00:12:16Mr. Adam!
00:12:18Yay!
00:12:20Millie, we do not throw forks.
00:12:22But it's fun to throw forks.
00:12:25I'm her nanny.
00:12:27I'll take care of it.
00:12:31Millie, you see, we're going to throw forks.
00:12:34You need the proper technique.
00:12:40How do you know how to do that?
00:12:44My other job.
00:12:45Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
00:12:51Can you keep a secret?
00:12:52Mm-hmm.
00:12:54My other job is saving the world.
00:12:57Don't tell anybody.
00:12:59I won't.
00:12:59Promise?
00:13:00Yeah.
00:13:04What are you doing?
00:13:08Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
00:13:10I got to talk to Adam.
00:13:11Okay.
00:13:14Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:13:15Bye, Millie.
00:13:18This was a mistake.
00:13:20This was a huge mistake.
00:13:22Vivian, look.
00:13:23I know you think I'm just a part of it.
00:13:24I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:13:26I really can't.
00:13:28I have way bigger concerns.
00:13:30Like what?
00:13:32Like me!
00:13:42Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:13:50If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you got to pay.
00:13:57Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:14:00People get hurt.
00:14:06Is that so?
00:14:12What do we got here?
00:14:14A little delicate flower.
00:14:17Who's this, your new boyfriend?
00:14:20Actually.
00:14:21He's my daughter's nanny.
00:14:28The daughter's nanny!
00:14:30That is so cute!
00:14:32Mr. Mary Poppins!
00:14:35Tell you what.
00:14:36Why don't you go bake me a few cookies while me and your boss, we have a little one-on
00:14:43-one time.
00:14:45Actually, I got a better idea.
00:14:47Adam.
00:14:48Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
00:14:50Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is...
00:14:53Get out.
00:14:54Now.
00:15:02Run along, Mr. Mom!
00:15:05Why don't you go dust your knob?
00:15:07Why, us, uh...
00:15:09Drone folks, have a little talk.
00:15:17Boys, that's how you have a good day.
00:15:20Right?
00:15:21You make money, you have fun, and you...
00:15:26Oh, look who it is!
00:15:28Hello, boys.
00:15:29It's the nanny.
00:15:45What are you doing?
00:15:46You know who the hell I am?
00:15:48You know what I could do to you with one call?
00:15:50Do it.
00:15:51Call him.
00:15:54I will.
00:15:55I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office, and I'll call the mayor.
00:15:59They'll call a senator, and round and round we go.
00:16:03You're small fish.
00:16:04I have bigger things to worry about than you.
00:16:06So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
00:16:12Bye-bye, bitch.
00:16:14So congrats.
00:16:16You no longer exist.
00:16:17No.
00:16:18No, that's impossible.
00:16:20No.
00:16:21No!
00:16:22No!
00:16:25By the way, there's money for a cab.
00:16:32If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again, your bank accounts won't be the only thing that
00:16:36disappeared tonight.
00:16:39Now run away, little man.
00:16:42Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
00:16:49Who are you?
00:16:52I'm the nanny.
00:17:08What did you say to him?
00:17:10Nothing.
00:17:10I was just getting this.
00:17:12This is not a joke.
00:17:14Adam, these are dangerous people.
00:17:21Hey, listen.
00:17:24I'm sorry.
00:17:25I am so sorry.
00:17:27We will never, ever bother you again.
00:17:36Adam, what did you...
00:17:39Who are you?
00:17:41Really?
00:17:42Really?
00:17:53Melee, can you go with Margo, baby?
00:17:54I gotta talk to Adam.
00:17:56Okay.
00:17:59Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:18:00Bye, Melee.
00:18:03This was a mistake.
00:18:05This was a huge mistake.
00:18:06Vivian, look, I know you think I'm just a...
00:18:09I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:18:11I really can't.
00:18:12I have way bigger concerns.
00:18:15Like what?
00:18:17Like me!
00:18:19Me!
00:18:29Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:18:35If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
00:18:42Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:18:45People get hurt.
00:18:51Is that so?
00:19:01Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass, wondering why the world's
00:19:06greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
00:19:09Tell him to calm down.
00:19:10I'm finishing the mission.
00:19:11Come on!
00:19:12Move your ass!
00:19:22Everybody out!
00:19:28We, uh, got a girl here, Roscoe.
00:19:30Adam, no.
00:19:32Focus on the mission.
00:19:34Uh, you know me.
00:19:38Damn it!
00:19:41Every time.
00:19:43If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour, we're gonna start sending fingers.
00:19:49One.
00:19:50Fuck.
00:19:58What's up, man?
00:19:59I said, everybody out.
00:20:03I said, everybody out.
00:20:29You're not shaking.
00:20:30James Bond would actually ask for his martini is shaking.
00:20:34Why?
00:20:35Why?
00:20:36Because it'd get watered down, just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
00:20:40Really good agent.
00:20:41Probably the second best agent there is.
00:20:45Do you know how I know that?
00:20:47Because you're a bartender.
00:20:50No, I'm not a bartender.
00:20:53That's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
00:21:03That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
00:21:05Who are you?
00:21:06FBI?
00:21:08CIA?
00:21:08No, man.
00:21:10I'm Adam Hawke.
00:21:12Adam Hawke is a myth.
00:21:14Well, then they sure heard it all.
00:21:19Here you are again, Vivi.
00:21:21Kidnapped for your family's money, and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you need
00:21:25him the most.
00:21:26If I get out of this, I need to find a better man for myself.
00:21:32Hey.
00:21:34Hey, you're okay.
00:21:35You're safe now.
00:21:38Who are you?
00:21:39I'm nobody.
00:21:40I'm just a bartender.
00:21:41He's helping you out.
00:21:43Can you stand?
00:21:44All right.
00:21:49You okay?
00:21:52First time?
00:21:54No, I get, um, kidnapped in my face.
00:21:56My fingers nearly chopped off all the time.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59Thanks for getting me out of there.
00:22:04You know your heart's beating really fast?
00:22:07You need to reset your nervous system.
00:22:09Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
00:22:11Okay?
00:22:12I was, uh, a bartender for the mom.
00:22:16I know how to do that.
00:22:17She has no idea who I really am.
00:22:20Trade secret.
00:22:21Can't focus.
00:22:23Breathe in.
00:22:26Breathe out.
00:22:29One more time.
00:22:30Breathe in.
00:22:34Breathe out.
00:22:45Adam, where are you?
00:22:50Uh, Roscoe had real cover.
00:22:52You know, half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care.
00:22:55The copters are on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
00:22:58ETA, two minutes.
00:22:59Ah, come on, man.
00:23:00Give me five minutes.
00:23:01This girl's a baddie.
00:23:02You're gonna bloody go up.
00:23:03I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
00:23:05You're coming.
00:23:09Maybe you didn't know that, sweetheart.
00:23:15Roscoe, I'll date you.
00:23:21Adam?
00:23:24Not even, I know.
00:23:39Oh, my God.
00:23:41Seth, what are you doing here?
00:23:42You lied to me.
00:23:43Come on, can we not do this right now?
00:23:44I got a guy trying to kill me.
00:23:45He told me he loved me.
00:23:46We're spies, girl.
00:23:47That's what we do.
00:23:48You know what all spies do?
00:23:50They kill each other.
00:23:51They kill each other.
00:23:53Promise.
00:23:56I'm running the same.
00:24:03She's a badass.
00:24:05Here, make yourself useful.
00:24:07Thanks.
00:24:27What are you about to do, huh?
00:24:30Not a damn thing.
00:24:32Quick.
00:24:36You're lost.
00:24:42I'll see you later.
00:24:44He's coming for your daughter.
00:24:56Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
00:25:01Who the hell is this?
00:25:02I don't have a daughter.
00:25:09Well, let's find out.
00:25:19Paternity confirmed.
00:25:21No way.
00:25:25Congrats.
00:25:27It's a girl.
00:25:30Why didn't she tell me it's been eight years?
00:25:32I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
00:25:35Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
00:25:40Non-profits, charities.
00:25:42She's built her entire empire helping other people.
00:25:45Well, she's an all-around great person, as opposed to Raymond Strauss.
00:25:51Ex-Special Forces, presumed dead twice, somehow came back to life and became the world's largest
00:25:57arms dealer.
00:25:58So he's after Vivian and Millie because of me.
00:26:04So what do I do?
00:26:06Go protect your family, genius.
00:26:20Hi.
00:26:27Do you remember me?
00:26:31I'll take that as a yes.
00:26:32You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon.
00:26:35Yeah, I remember you.
00:26:36What do you want?
00:26:38I mean, so what do I even say to her?
00:26:40It's been eight years.
00:26:41What, just walk up to her door and be like, hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
00:26:44I'm a secret agent.
00:26:45And also, you're in danger because of me.
00:26:47You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
00:26:49No, no bust.
00:26:50Repeat after me.
00:26:51I just found out we have a daughter and I want to be part of her life.
00:26:57Hi.
00:26:58Do I go in with hi or hello?
00:27:00Doesn't matter.
00:27:01Just say the rest.
00:27:02Hi.
00:27:03I just found out we have a daughter and I want to be a part of her life.
00:27:09So you're crazy.
00:27:11Got it.
00:27:11You really think I would have a child with the one night stand that bailed on me?
00:27:14I mean, I didn't really bail.
00:27:15I just had to go.
00:27:16I don't know.
00:27:19Dad?
00:27:20Is that you?
00:27:23Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
00:27:28It's manipulative.
00:27:31But he would make a good dad.
00:27:33He looks like a prince.
00:27:36I have a daughter.
00:27:38I will do anything to keep her safe.
00:27:41Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
00:27:44Headphones.
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:49Millie is my world.
00:27:50You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
00:27:53Megan, I had no idea she even existed.
00:27:55All right.
00:27:56But I'm here now.
00:28:00And I want to be a part of her life.
00:28:02You want to be in Millie's life?
00:28:03Yes.
00:28:04Very much.
00:28:05You can be her nanny.
00:28:07Excuse me?
00:28:08Her last nanny moved away.
00:28:10You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
00:28:12Then you can start by being a babysitter.
00:28:15Babysitter.
00:28:17Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:28:18Well, it was nice seeing you.
00:28:21Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
00:28:24Come on, baby.
00:28:26Wait, Millie.
00:28:28Yeah?
00:28:29I love the lizard on your shirt.
00:28:32It's an iguana.
00:28:33They're my favorite animal.
00:28:34Is it because they do this?
00:28:38Who are you?
00:28:39Well, Millie.
00:28:43I'm your new nanny.
00:28:52So.
00:28:55You.
00:28:55You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
00:28:59You're going to protect your daughter by becoming her nanny.
00:29:03Yep.
00:29:04I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
00:29:06He's going to laugh his arse off.
00:29:13You must be Millie's nanny.
00:29:15You must be Millie's nanny.
00:29:15I'm Adam.
00:29:18And you are?
00:29:19I'm your nanny.
00:29:20And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar.
00:29:24Is that right?
00:29:26My last job was rescuing the president.
00:29:28You'll be supervised at all times.
00:29:30And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
00:29:36Got it?
00:29:39Vivian.
00:29:40Hey, Vivian.
00:29:42We need to talk.
00:29:44I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
00:29:45Yeah?
00:29:46But if that sounds like too much, then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
00:29:54Great.
00:29:56Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
00:30:05Mr. Adam!
00:30:06Yay!
00:30:08Millie, we do not throw forks.
00:30:11But it's fun to throw forks.
00:30:13I'm her nanny.
00:30:15I'll take care of it.
00:30:19Millie.
00:30:20You see, we're going to throw forks.
00:30:23You need the proper technique.
00:30:28Cool!
00:30:29How do you know how to do that?
00:30:32My other job.
00:30:34Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
00:30:39Can you keep a secret?
00:30:41Mm-hmm.
00:30:42My other job is saving the world.
00:30:46Don't tell anybody.
00:30:47I won't.
00:30:48Promise?
00:30:48Yeah.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:56Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
00:30:58I gotta talk to Adam.
00:31:00Okay.
00:31:02Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:31:04Bye, Millie.
00:31:07This was a mistake.
00:31:08This was a huge mistake.
00:31:10Vivian, look.
00:31:11I know you think I'm just a part of it.
00:31:12I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:31:15I really can't.
00:31:16I have way bigger concerns.
00:31:18Like what?
00:31:21Like me!
00:31:33How many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:31:38If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
00:31:45Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:31:48People get hurt.
00:31:54Is that so?
00:32:00What do we got here?
00:32:02A little delicate flower.
00:32:04Who's this, your new boyfriend?
00:32:09Actually.
00:32:10He's my daughter's nanny.
00:32:16The daughter's nanny!
00:32:18That is so cute!
00:32:20Mr. Mary Poppins!
00:32:24Tell you what.
00:32:25Why don't you go bake me a few cookies while me and your boss, we have a little one-on
00:32:31-one time.
00:32:33Actually, we got a better idea.
00:32:35Adam.
00:32:36Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
00:32:38Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is...
00:32:41Get out.
00:32:43Now.
00:32:51Run along, Mr. Mom!
00:32:53Why don't you go dust your knob?
00:32:55Why us, uh...
00:32:57Drone folks.
00:32:59Have a little talk.
00:33:05Boys.
00:33:06That's how you have a good day.
00:33:08Right?
00:33:09You make money.
00:33:11You have fun.
00:33:12And you...
00:33:14Oh, look who it is!
00:33:16Hello, boys.
00:33:17It's the nanny.
00:33:33What are you doing?
00:33:34You know who the hell I am?
00:33:36You know what I could do to you with one call?
00:33:38Do it.
00:33:40Call him.
00:33:42I will.
00:33:43I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office?
00:33:46And I'll call the mayor.
00:33:47You'll call a senator, and round and round we go.
00:33:51You're small fish.
00:33:52I have bigger things to worry about than you.
00:33:54So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
00:34:00Bye-bye, bitch.
00:34:03So congrats.
00:34:04You no longer exist.
00:34:05No.
00:34:06No, that's impossible.
00:34:08No.
00:34:09No.
00:34:11No!
00:34:14By the way, there's money for a cab.
00:34:20If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again, your bank accounts won't be the only thing that
00:34:25disappeared tonight.
00:34:27Now run away, little man.
00:34:31Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
00:34:37Who are you?
00:34:40I'm the nanny.
00:34:56What did you say to him?
00:34:58Nothing.
00:34:58I was just getting this.
00:35:00This is not a joke.
00:35:01Look, Adam, these are dangerous people.
00:35:10Hey, listen.
00:35:12I'm sorry.
00:35:13I am so sorry.
00:35:15We will never, ever bother you again.
00:35:25Adam, what did you...
00:35:28Who are you?
00:35:29Really.
00:35:41Melee, can you go with Margo, baby?
00:35:43I gotta talk to Adam.
00:35:45Okay.
00:35:47Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:35:48Bye, Melee.
00:35:52This was a mistake.
00:35:53This was a huge mistake.
00:35:55Vivian, look, I know you think I'm just a...
00:35:57I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:36:00I really can't.
00:36:01I have way bigger concerns.
00:36:03Like what?
00:36:06Like me!
00:36:07Me!
00:36:17Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:36:23Vivian, if you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
00:36:30Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:36:33Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:36:33People get hurt.
00:36:39Is that so?
00:36:49Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass, wondering why the world's
00:36:54greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
00:36:58Time to calm down.
00:36:59I'm finishing the mission.
00:37:00Come on!
00:37:00Move your ass!
00:37:10Everybody out!
00:37:16We, uh, got a girl here, Roscoe.
00:37:19Adam, no.
00:37:20Focus on the mission.
00:37:22Uh, you know me.
00:37:26Damn it!
00:37:29Every time.
00:37:32If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour, we're gonna start sending fingers.
00:37:37One.
00:37:38Fuck.
00:37:47What's up, man?
00:37:48I said, everybody, out.
00:37:52Look, man, I'm just a bartender.
00:37:53Besides, what if your little hostage over there gets thirsty?
00:38:03Throw him in the closet.
00:38:04Throw him in the closet.
00:38:33Do you know how I know that?
00:38:36Because you're a bartender.
00:38:38No, I'm not a bartender.
00:38:41It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
00:38:51That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
00:38:53Who are you?
00:38:55FBI?
00:38:56CIA?
00:38:57No, man.
00:38:58I'm Adam Hawke.
00:39:00Adam Hawke is a myth.
00:39:02Well, I'm sure I heard it all.
00:39:07Here you are again, Vivi.
00:39:10Kidnapped for your family's money, and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you
00:39:13need him the most.
00:39:15If I get out of this, I need to find a better man for myself.
00:39:20Hey.
00:39:22Hey, you're okay?
00:39:23You're safe now.
00:39:26Who are you?
00:39:27I'm nobody.
00:39:28I'm just a bartender.
00:39:29He's helping you out.
00:39:31Can you stand?
00:39:33All right.
00:39:37You okay?
00:39:40First time?
00:39:42No, I get, um, kidnapped and my fingers nearly chopped off all the time.
00:39:46Okay.
00:39:47Thanks for getting me out of there.
00:39:52You know your heart's beating really fast?
00:39:55I need to reset your nervous system.
00:39:57Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
00:39:59Okay?
00:40:00How does a bartender for the mom know how to do that?
00:40:05She has no idea who I really am.
00:40:08It's a right secret.
00:40:10You can't focus.
00:40:11Breathe in.
00:40:14Breathe out.
00:40:18One more time.
00:40:19Breathe in.
00:40:22Breathe out.
00:40:33Adam, where are you?
00:40:38Uh, Roscoe had real cover.
00:40:40You know, half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care.
00:40:43The copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
00:40:46ETA, two minutes.
00:40:47Ah, come on, man.
00:40:48Give me five minutes.
00:40:49This girl's a baddie.
00:40:50You're gonna bloody go.
00:40:51I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
00:40:53You're coming.
00:40:58Maybe you didn't know that, sweetheart.
00:41:03Roscoe, I'll date you.
00:41:09Adam?
00:41:12Not even a note.
00:41:28Oh, my God.
00:41:29Seth, what are you doing here?
00:41:30You lied to me.
00:41:31Come on, can we not do this right now?
00:41:32I got a guy trying to kill me.
00:41:33He told me he loved me.
00:41:35We're spies, girl.
00:41:36That's what we do.
00:41:37You know what all spies do?
00:41:39They kill each other.
00:41:42Promise.
00:41:44All men are the same.
00:41:51She's a bad ass.
00:41:53Here, make yourself useful.
00:41:56Thanks.
00:42:15What are you about to do, huh?
00:42:18Not a damn thing.
00:42:20Wait.
00:42:24You're lost.
00:42:30I'll see you later.
00:42:32He's coming for your daughter.
00:42:36What are you talking about?
00:42:44Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
00:42:49Who the hell is this?
00:42:50I don't have a daughter.
00:42:57Well, let's find out.
00:43:07Paternity confirmed.
00:43:10No way.
00:43:14Congrats.
00:43:15It's a girl.
00:43:19Why did she tell me it's been eight years?
00:43:21I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
00:43:23Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
00:43:29Non-profits, charities.
00:43:31She's built her entire empire helping other people.
00:43:33Well, she's an all-around great person, as opposed to Raymond Strauss, ex-special forces, presumed
00:43:41dead twice, somehow came back to life and became the world's largest arms dealer.
00:43:47So, he's after Vivian and Millie because of me.
00:43:53So, what do I do?
00:43:54Go protect your family, genius.
00:44:08Hi.
00:44:16Do you remember me?
00:44:19I'll take that as a yes.
00:44:20You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon.
00:44:24Yeah, I remember you.
00:44:25What do you want?
00:44:26I mean, so what do I even say to her?
00:44:28It's been eight years.
00:44:29What, just walk up to her door and be like, hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
00:44:33I'm a secret agent.
00:44:34And also, you're in danger because of me.
00:44:35You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
00:44:37No, no bust.
00:44:38Repeat after me.
00:44:39I just found out we have a daughter.
00:44:42And I want to be part of her life.
00:44:45Hi.
00:44:46Do I go in with hi or hello?
00:44:48Doesn't matter.
00:44:49Just see the rest.
00:44:51Hi.
00:44:51I just found out we have a daughter.
00:44:54And I want to be a part of her life.
00:44:58So, you're crazy.
00:44:59Got it.
00:45:00You really think I would have a child with a one-night stand that bailed on me?
00:45:02I mean, I didn't really bail.
00:45:03I just had to go.
00:45:07Dad?
00:45:08Is that you?
00:45:11Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
00:45:16It's manipulative.
00:45:19But he would make a good dad.
00:45:21He looks like a prince.
00:45:24I have a daughter.
00:45:26I will do anything to keep her safe.
00:45:29Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
00:45:32Headphones.
00:45:33Okay.
00:45:37Millie is my world.
00:45:39You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
00:45:40Megan, I had no idea she even existed.
00:45:43Why?
00:45:44But I'm here now.
00:45:48And I want to be a part of her life.
00:45:50You want to be in Millie's life?
00:45:51Yes.
00:45:52Very much.
00:45:53You can be her nanny.
00:45:56Excuse me?
00:45:56Her last nanny moved away.
00:45:58You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
00:46:00Then you can start by being a babysitter.
00:46:03Babysitter.
00:46:05Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:46:07Well, it was nice seeing you.
00:46:09Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
00:46:12Come on, baby.
00:46:14Wait, Millie.
00:46:17I love the lizard on your shirt.
00:46:20It's an iguana.
00:46:21They're my favorite animal.
00:46:22Is it because they do this?
00:46:26Who are you?
00:46:28Well, Millie.
00:46:31I'm your new nanny.
00:46:36I'm your new nanny.
00:46:42So, you.
00:46:44You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
00:46:47You're going to protect your daughter by becoming her nanny.
00:46:51Yep.
00:46:52I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
00:46:55He's going to laugh his arse off.
00:47:02You must be Millie's nanny.
00:47:03I'm Adam.
00:47:06And you are?
00:47:07I'm your nanny.
00:47:08And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar, is that right?
00:47:14My last job was rescuing the president.
00:47:17You'll be supervised at all times.
00:47:19And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
00:47:25Got it?
00:47:27Vivian.
00:47:28Hey, Vivian.
00:47:31We need to talk.
00:47:32I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
00:47:34Yeah?
00:47:35But if that sounds like too much, then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
00:47:43Great.
00:47:44Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
00:47:52Ah!
00:47:53Mr. Adam!
00:47:54Yay!
00:47:56Millie!
00:47:57We do not throw forks.
00:47:59But it's fun to throw forks.
00:48:01I'm her nanny.
00:48:04I'll take care of it.
00:48:07Millie.
00:48:08You see, we're going to throw forks.
00:48:11You need the proper technique.
00:48:16Oh, cool!
00:48:18How do you know how to do that?
00:48:21My other job.
00:48:22Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
00:48:28Can you keep a secret?
00:48:29Mm-hmm.
00:48:31My other job is saving the world.
00:48:34Don't tell anybody.
00:48:35I won't.
00:48:36Promise?
00:48:36Yeah.
00:48:41What are you doing?
00:48:45Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
00:48:46I got to talk to Adam.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:50Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:48:52Bye, Millie.
00:48:55This was a mistake.
00:48:57This was a huge mistake.
00:48:58Vivian, look.
00:48:59I know you think I'm just a part of-
00:49:00I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:49:03I really can't.
00:49:04I have way bigger concerns.
00:49:06Like what?
00:49:08Like me!
00:49:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:49:21Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:49:26If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you got to pay.
00:49:33Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:49:36People get hurt.
00:49:42Is that so?
00:49:48What do we got here?
00:49:50A little delicate flower.
00:49:53Who's this, your new boyfriend?
00:49:57Actually.
00:49:58He's my daughter's nanny.
00:50:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:50:05The daughter's nanny!
00:50:07That is so cute!
00:50:09Mr. Mary Poppins!
00:50:12Tell you what, why don't you go bake me a few cookies while, uh, me and your boss, we have
00:50:19a little one-on-one time.
00:50:21Actually, we got a better idea.
00:50:23Adam.
00:50:24Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
00:50:26Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is...
00:50:29Get out!
00:50:31Now!
00:50:39Run along, Mr. Mom!
00:50:41Why don't you go dust your knob?
00:50:44Why us, uh, grown folks have a little talk.
00:50:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boys, that's how you have a good day, right?
00:50:58You make money, you have fun, and you...
00:51:02Oh, look who it is!
00:51:05Hello, boys.
00:51:05It's the nanny.
00:51:21What are you doing?
00:51:23You know who the hell I am?
00:51:24You know what I could do to you with one call?
00:51:26Do it.
00:51:28Call him.
00:51:30I will.
00:51:32I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office, and I'll call the mayor.
00:51:35They'll call a senator, and round and round, we go.
00:51:39You're small fish.
00:51:40I have bigger things to worry about than you.
00:51:43So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
00:51:49Bye-bye, bitch.
00:51:51So congrats.
00:51:52You no longer exist.
00:51:53No.
00:51:54No, that's impossible.
00:51:56No.
00:51:58No!
00:51:59No!
00:52:02By the way, here's money for a cab.
00:52:08If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again, your bank accounts won't be the only thing
00:52:13that disappeared tonight.
00:52:15Now run away, little man.
00:52:19Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
00:52:26Who are you?
00:52:29I'm the nanny.
00:52:45What did you say to him?
00:52:46Nothing.
00:52:47I was just getting this.
00:52:49This is not a joke.
00:52:50Adam, these are dangerous people.
00:52:58Hey, listen.
00:53:00I'm sorry.
00:53:02I am so sorry.
00:53:03We will never, ever bother you again.
00:53:13Adam, what did you...
00:53:16Who are you?
00:53:17Really.
00:53:19Really.
00:53:20I'm the nanny.
00:53:30Milly, can you go with Margot, baby?
00:53:31I gotta talk to Adam.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:35Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:53:37Bye, Milly.
00:53:40This was a mistake.
00:53:42This was a huge mistake.
00:53:43Vivian, look.
00:53:44I know you think I'm just a part of...
00:53:45I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:53:48I really can't.
00:53:49I have way bigger concerns.
00:53:51Like what?
00:53:53Like me!
00:54:03Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:54:06Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:54:11If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
00:54:18Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:54:21People get hurt.
00:54:27Is that so?
00:54:37Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass, wondering why the world's
00:54:43greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
00:54:46Tell him to calm down.
00:54:47I'm finishing the mission.
00:54:48Come on, move your ass.
00:54:59Everybody out!
00:55:04We, uh, got a girl here, Roscoe.
00:55:07I don't know.
00:55:08Focus on the mission.
00:55:10Uh, you know me.
00:55:14Dammit!
00:55:17Every time.
00:55:20If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour, we're gonna start sending fingers.
00:55:25One.
00:55:26Fuck.
00:55:35What's up, man?
00:55:36I said, everybody out.
00:55:40Look, man, I'm just a bartender.
00:55:42Besides, what if your little hostage over there gets thirsty?
00:55:50Throw him in the closet.
00:55:56Thirsty?
00:55:57You're playing a real dangerous game, smartass.
00:55:59Just making a martini.
00:56:01Improperly.
00:56:02Be that as it may.
00:56:03Fun fact.
00:56:05Do you know what's supposed to be stirred, hot shaken?
00:56:07James Bond would actually ask for his martini shaken.
00:56:10Why?
00:56:12Because it'd get watered down, just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
00:56:17Really good agent.
00:56:18Probably the second best agent there is.
00:56:21Do you know how I know that?
00:56:24Because you're a bartender.
00:56:27No, I'm not a bartender.
00:56:29It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
00:56:39That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
00:56:41Who are you?
00:56:43FBI?
00:56:44CIA?
00:56:45Oh, man.
00:56:46I'm Adam Hawke.
00:56:48Adam Hawke is a myth.
00:56:50Well, then they sure heard it all.
00:56:56Here you are again, Vivi.
00:56:58Kidnapped for your family's money, and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you
00:57:02need him the most.
00:57:03If I get out of this, I need to find a better man for myself.
00:57:09Hey.
00:57:10Hey, you're okay.
00:57:11You're safe now.
00:57:14Who are you?
00:57:16I'm nobody.
00:57:16I'm just a bartender.
00:57:18I'm helping you out.
00:57:19Can you stand?
00:57:21Come on.
00:57:26You okay?
00:57:28First time?
00:57:30No, I get, um, getting after my fingers nearly chopped off all the time.
00:57:34Okay.
00:57:36Thanks for getting me out of there.
00:57:40You know your heart's beating really fast.
00:57:43You need to reset your nervous system.
00:57:45Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
00:57:47Okay?
00:57:49How does a bartender for the mom know how to do that?
00:57:53She has no idea who I really am.
00:57:56It's a right secret.
00:57:58You can't focus.
00:57:59Breathe in.
00:58:02Breathe out.
00:58:06One more time.
00:58:07Breathe in.
00:58:10Breathe out.
00:58:12Breathe out.
00:58:14Breathe out.
00:58:15Breathe out.
00:58:16Breathe out.
00:58:18Breathe out.
00:58:22Breathe out.
00:58:22Adam, where are you?
00:58:27Uh, Roscoe, I broke cover.
00:58:28You know, half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care.
00:58:31The copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
00:58:34ETA, two minutes.
00:58:35Come on, man, give me five minutes.
00:58:37This girl's a baddie.
00:58:38You're gonna bloody go up.
00:58:39I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
00:58:41You're coming.
00:58:42You're coming.
00:58:46Maybe another laugh, sweetheart.
00:58:51Roscoe, I'll teach you.
00:58:57Adam?
00:59:00Not even a note.
00:59:16oh my god
00:59:17what are you doing here
00:59:18you lied to me
00:59:19come on can we not do this right now
00:59:21i got a guy trying to kill me
00:59:22you told me you loved me
00:59:23we're spies girl
00:59:24that's what we do
00:59:24you know what all spies do
00:59:27they kill each other
00:59:30promise
00:59:40here make yourself useful
00:59:44thanks
01:00:05what were you about to do huh
01:00:06not a damn thing
01:00:13you're lost
01:00:19i'll see you later
01:00:20he's coming for your daughter
01:00:25what are you talking about
01:00:33raymond strauss
01:00:34is coming for your daughter
01:00:37who the hell is this
01:00:38i don't have a daughter
01:00:43well
01:00:45let's find out
01:00:55paternity confirmed
01:00:57no way
01:01:01congrats
01:01:03it's a girl
01:01:07why did she tell me
01:01:08it's been eight years
01:01:09i mean you're not exactly
01:01:10the easiest to track down
01:01:11now are you
01:01:11besides
01:01:12your baby mama here
01:01:14vivian
01:01:15she's been busy
01:01:16non-profits
01:01:18charities
01:01:18she's built her entire empire
01:01:20helping other people
01:01:21she's an all-around great person
01:01:23as opposed to
01:01:26raymond strauss
01:01:27ex-special forces
01:01:29presumed dead twice
01:01:30somehow came back to life
01:01:32and became the world's
01:01:33largest arms dealer
01:01:35so he's after vivian and
01:01:37millie because of me
01:01:41so what do i do
01:01:42go protect your family
01:01:44genius
01:01:57hi
01:02:04do you remember me
01:02:07i'll take that as a yes
01:02:08you snuck off
01:02:09and left me on your dirty little futon
01:02:12yeah i remember you
01:02:13what do you want
01:02:14i mean so what do i even say to her
01:02:16it's been eight years
01:02:17what just walk up to her door
01:02:19be like
01:02:20hi i'm your baby's daddy
01:02:21i'm a secret agent
01:02:22and also you're in danger
01:02:23because of me
01:02:23you know
01:02:24it doesn't really roll off the tongue there
01:02:25no no bust
01:02:26repeat after me
01:02:27i just found out we have a daughter
01:02:30and i want to be part of her life
01:02:34hi
01:02:35do i go in with hi or hello
01:02:36doesn't matter
01:02:37just say the rest
01:02:39hi
01:02:39i just found out we have a daughter
01:02:42and i want to be a part of her life
01:02:46so you're crazy
01:02:47got it
01:02:48you really think i would have a child
01:02:49with the one night stand that bailed on me
01:02:50i mean i didn't really bail
01:02:51i just
01:02:52had to go
01:02:55dad
01:02:56is that you
01:02:59millie
01:03:00honey what did i say about claiming someone's your dad
01:03:02it's
01:03:05manipulative
01:03:07but he would make a good dad
01:03:09he looks like a prince
01:03:12i have a daughter
01:03:14i will do anything to keep her safe
01:03:17actually millie
01:03:18i'm not a prince
01:03:20but i am
01:03:20headphones
01:03:21okay
01:03:26millie is my world
01:03:27you don't get to just show up and be her dad
01:03:29vegan i had no idea she even existed
01:03:31all right
01:03:32but i'm here now
01:03:36and i want to be a part of her life
01:03:38you want to be in millie's life
01:03:39yes
01:03:40very much
01:03:41you can be her nanny
01:03:44excuse me
01:03:45her last nanny moved away
01:03:46you want to prove that you can handle being a father
01:03:48then
01:03:48you can start by being a babysitter
01:03:52babysitter
01:03:53yeah that's what i thought
01:03:55well
01:03:55it was nice seeing you
01:03:57adam let's catch up again in another eight years
01:03:59okay
01:04:00come on baby
01:04:02wait millie
01:04:04yeah
01:04:06i love
01:04:07the lizard on your shirt
01:04:08it's an iguana
01:04:09they're my favorite animal
01:04:10is it because they do this
01:04:14who are you
01:04:16well millie
01:04:20i'm your new nanny
01:04:29so
01:04:31you
01:04:32you
01:04:33you
01:04:33the world's most deadly and effective secret agent
01:04:36you're going to protect your daughter
01:04:37by becoming her nanny
01:04:39yep
01:04:40i can't wait to tell the head of the cia about this
01:04:43he's going to laugh his arse off
01:04:50you must be millie's nanny
01:04:51i'm adam
01:04:54and you are
01:04:55i'm your nanny
01:04:56and from what i've heard
01:04:58your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar
01:05:00is that right
01:05:02my last job was rescuing the president
01:05:04you'll be supervised at all times
01:05:06and if you ever
01:05:08try to tell millie that you're her real father
01:05:10you will never
01:05:11speak to her again
01:05:12got it
01:05:15vivian
01:05:16hey vivian
01:05:19we need to talk
01:05:20i trust margo whenever the rule's with you
01:05:22yeah
01:05:22but if that sounds like too much
01:05:24then feel free to disappear for another eight years
01:05:31great
01:05:32now that that's settled
01:05:34millie's in the dining room having lunch
01:05:41mr adams
01:05:42yay
01:05:45millie we do not throw forks
01:05:47but it's fun to throw forks
01:05:49i'm her nanny
01:05:52i'll take care of it
01:05:55millie
01:05:56you see we're gonna throw forks
01:05:59you need the proper technique
01:06:05cool
01:06:05how do you know how to do that
01:06:09my other job
01:06:10mommy said your other job was being a bum
01:06:16can you keep a secret
01:06:19my other job is saving the world
01:06:22don't tell anybody
01:06:23i won't
01:06:24promise
01:06:24yeah
01:06:29what are you doing
01:06:33millie can you go with margo baby
01:06:34i gotta talk to adam
01:06:36okay
01:06:38bye mr adam
01:06:40bye millie
01:06:43this was a mistake
01:06:45this was a huge mistake
01:06:46vivian look
01:06:47i know you think i'm just a
01:06:48i can't deal with an irresponsible man child right now adam i really can't
01:06:52i have way bigger concerns
01:06:54like what
01:06:56like
01:06:58me
01:07:10how many times do i have to tell you vivian
01:07:14if you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood
01:07:18you gotta pay
01:07:22otherwise
01:07:22bad things happen
01:07:24people get hurt
01:07:31is that so
01:07:37what do we got here
01:07:38a little delicate flower
01:07:42who's this your new boyfriend
01:07:45actually
01:07:46he's my daughter's nanny
01:07:53that is so cute
01:07:57mr mary poppins
01:08:00tell you what
01:08:01why don't you go bake me a few cookies
01:08:04while uh me and your boss
01:08:06we have a little one-on-one time
01:08:10actually
01:08:10i got a better idea
01:08:11adam
01:08:13whatever you're trying to do it's not helping
01:08:15look i know you think i'm just a bartender but the truth
01:08:17get out
01:08:19now
01:08:27run along mr mom
01:08:29why don't you go dust your knob
01:08:32why us uh
01:08:33grown folks
01:08:35have a little talk
01:08:42boys
01:08:43that's how you have a good day
01:08:45right
01:08:45you make money
01:08:47you have fun
01:08:49and you
01:08:50oh look who it is
01:08:53hello boys
01:08:54it's the nanny
01:09:10what are you doing
01:09:11you know who the hell i am
01:09:12you know what i could do to you with one call
01:09:15do it
01:09:16call him
01:09:18i will
01:09:20i'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office
01:09:22and i'll call the mayor
01:09:23we'll call a senator and round and round
01:09:26we go
01:09:27you're small fish
01:09:28i have bigger things to worry about than you
01:09:31so instead
01:09:33i just had my people delete your entire digital presence
01:09:36bye-bye bitch
01:09:39so congrats
01:09:40you no longer exist
01:09:41no
01:09:42no that's impossible
01:09:45no
01:09:46no
01:09:47no
01:09:50by the way
01:09:52there's money for a cab
01:09:56if you ever come near millie
01:09:58or vivian again
01:09:59your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight
01:10:03now run away little man
01:10:07get the fuck out of here all of you
01:10:14who are you
01:10:17i'm the nanny
01:10:33what did you say to him
01:10:34nothing
01:10:35i was just getting this
01:10:37this is not a joke
01:10:38adam these are dangerous people
01:10:46hey
01:10:47listen
01:10:48i'm sorry
01:10:49i am so sorry
01:10:51we will never ever
01:10:54bother you again
01:11:01adam what did you
01:11:04who are you
01:11:05really
01:11:08i'm
01:11:18millie can you go with margo baby i gotta talk to adam
01:11:21okay
01:11:23bye mr adam
01:11:25bye millie
01:11:28this was a mistake
01:11:30this was a huge mistake
01:11:31vivian look
01:11:32i know you think i'm just a part of
01:11:34i can't deal with an irresponsible man child right now adam i really can't
01:11:37i have way bigger concerns
01:11:39like what
01:11:41like
01:11:42me
01:11:55how many times do i have to tell you
01:11:58vivian
01:11:59if you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood
01:12:03you gotta pay
01:12:06otherwise
01:12:07bad things happen
01:12:09people get hurt
01:12:15is that so
01:12:26boss
01:12:26i have presidents from seven different countries on my ass
01:12:30wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender
01:12:34tell him to calm down i'm finishing the mission
01:12:36come on
01:12:37move your ass
01:12:47everybody out
01:12:52we uh
01:12:53got a girl here roscoe
01:12:55i don't know
01:12:56focus on the mission
01:12:58uh you know me
01:13:03damn it
01:13:06every time
01:13:08if your little boyfriend
01:13:09doesn't pay us an hour
01:13:11we're gonna start sending the fingers
01:13:13one
01:13:23what's up man
01:13:24i said
01:13:26everybody
01:13:27out
01:13:28look man i'm just a bartender
01:13:30besides what if your
01:13:31little hostage over there gets thirsty
01:13:39throw it in the closet
01:13:44thirsty
01:13:45you're playing a real dangerous game smart ass
01:13:47just making a martini
01:13:49improperly
01:13:50be that as it may
01:13:52fun fact
01:13:52do you know it's supposed to be stirred
01:13:54not shaken
01:13:55james bond would actually ask for his martini shaken
01:13:59why
01:14:00because it'd get watered down
01:14:02just so he can keep his wits about him on the job
01:14:05really good agent
01:14:06probably the second best agent there is
01:14:09do you know how i know that
01:14:12because you're a bartender
01:14:15no i'm not a bartender
01:14:18it's because i'm the best secret agent in the world
01:14:28that's gonna hurt tomorrow
01:14:30who are you
01:14:31fbi
01:14:33cia
01:14:33no man
01:14:35i'm adam hawk
01:14:37adam hawk is a myth
01:14:38well then this should hurt at all
01:14:44here you are again vivie
01:14:45kidnapped for your family's money
01:14:48and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you need him the most
01:14:51if i get out of this
01:14:52i need to find a better man for myself
01:14:57hey
01:14:58hey you're okay
01:14:59you're safe now
01:15:03who are you
01:15:03i'm nobody
01:15:04i'm just a bartender
01:15:06he's helping you out
01:15:08can you stand
01:15:09all right
01:15:14you okay
01:15:16first time
01:15:18no i get um
01:15:19kidnapped and my fingers nearly chopped off all the time
01:15:22okay
01:15:24thanks for
01:15:25getting me out of there
01:15:29you know your heart's beating really fast
01:15:31i'm gonna reset your nervous system
01:15:33just do a breathing exercise to slow it down
01:15:35okay
01:15:37how does a
01:15:39a bartender for the mom know how to do that
01:15:41she has no idea who i really am
01:15:44trade secret
01:15:46you can't focus
01:15:47breathe in
01:15:50breathe out
01:15:54one more time
01:15:55breathe in
01:15:59breathe out
01:16:10adam where are you
01:16:13uh
01:16:15rosco i broke cover
01:16:16you know half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you not that you care
01:16:19the copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief
01:16:22eta two minutes
01:16:23ah come on man give me five minutes
01:16:25this girl's a baddie
01:16:26you're gonna bloody go
01:16:27i'll come down there myself and pick you up
01:16:29you're coming
01:16:34maybe you didn't know that sweetheart
01:16:39rosco
01:16:40i'll teach you
01:16:46adam
01:16:49not even i know
01:17:04oh my god
01:17:05set what are you doing here
01:17:07you lied to me
01:17:07come on can we not do this right now i got a guy trying to kill me
01:17:10you told me you loved me
01:17:11we're spies girl that's what we do
01:17:13you know what all spies do
01:17:15they kill each other
01:17:16they kill each other
01:17:18promise
01:17:20i'm gonna understand
01:17:27she's a badass
01:17:30here make yourself useful
01:17:32thanks
01:17:52what are you about to do huh
01:17:55not a damn thing
01:18:01you're lost
01:18:07i'll see you later
01:18:09he's coming for your daughter
01:18:13what are you talking about
01:18:21raymond strauss
01:18:23is coming for your daughter
01:18:25who the hell is this
01:18:26i don't have a daughter
01:18:33well
01:18:34let's find out
01:18:44paternity confirmed
01:18:46no way
01:18:49congrats
01:18:51it's a girl
01:18:55why did she tell me
01:18:56it's been eight years
01:18:57i mean you're not exactly the easiest to track down now are you
01:19:00besides
01:19:00your baby mama here
01:19:03vivian
01:19:03she's been busy
01:19:05non-profits
01:19:06charities
01:19:07she's built her entire empire
01:19:09helping other people
01:19:10she's an all-around great person
01:19:11as opposed to
01:19:14raymond strauss
01:19:16ex-special forces
01:19:17presumed dead twice
01:19:19somehow came back to life
01:19:20and became the world's largest arms dealer
01:19:23so he's after vivian and millie because of me
01:19:29so what do i do
01:19:31go protect your family genius
01:19:45hi
01:19:52do you remember me
01:19:55i'll take that as a yes
01:19:56you snuck off
01:19:58and left me on your dirty little futon
01:20:00yeah i remember you
01:20:01what do you want
01:20:03i mean so what do i even say to her
01:20:04it's been eight years
01:20:05what just walk up to her door
01:20:07be like
01:20:08hi i'm your baby's daddy
01:20:09i'm a secret agent
01:20:10and also you're in danger because of me
01:20:11you know
01:20:12it doesn't really roll off the tongue there
01:20:13no no bust
01:20:14repeat after me
01:20:16i just found out we have a daughter
01:20:18and i want to be part of her life
01:20:22hi
01:20:23do i go in with hi or hello
01:20:25it doesn't matter
01:20:26just say the rest
01:20:27hi
01:20:28i just found out we have a daughter
01:20:30and i want to be a part of her life
01:20:34so you're crazy
01:20:36got it
01:20:36you really think i would have a child
01:20:37with the one night stand that bailed on me
01:20:39i mean i didn't really bail
01:20:40i just had to go
01:20:43dad
01:20:44is that you
01:20:47millie
01:20:48honey what did i say about claiming someone's your dad
01:20:51it's
01:20:53manipulative
01:20:55but he would make a good dad
01:20:57he looks like a prince
01:21:00i have a daughter
01:21:02i will do anything to keep her safe
01:21:05actually millie
01:21:06i'm not a prince
01:21:08but i am
01:21:09headphones
01:21:10okay
01:21:14millie is my world
01:21:15you don't get to just show up and be her dad
01:21:17bigan i had no idea she even existed
01:21:20all right
01:21:20but i'm here now
01:21:25and i want to be a part of her life
01:21:26you want to be in millie's life
01:21:28yes
01:21:28very much
01:21:29you can be her nanny
01:21:32excuse me
01:21:33her last nanny moved away
01:21:34you want to prove that you can handle being a father
01:21:36then you can start by being a babysitter
01:21:40babysitter
01:21:42yeah that's what i thought
01:21:43well
01:21:43it was nice seeing you
01:21:45adam let's catch up again in another eight years okay
01:21:48come on baby
01:21:50wait millie
01:21:52yeah
01:21:54i love
01:21:55the lizard on your shirt
01:21:56it's an iguana
01:21:57yes they're my favorite animal
01:21:59it's because they do this
01:22:03who are you
01:22:04well millie
01:22:08i'm your new nanny
01:22:17so
01:22:20you
01:22:20you
01:22:21you
01:22:21the world's most deadly and effective secret agent
01:22:24you're going to protect your daughter
01:22:25by becoming her nanny
01:22:27yep
01:22:28i can't wait to tell the head of the cia about this
01:22:31he's going to laugh his arse off
01:22:38you must be millie's nanny
01:22:40i'm adam
01:22:43and you are
01:22:43i'm your nanny
01:22:45and from what i've heard
01:22:46your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar
01:22:49is that right
01:22:51my last job was rescuing the president
01:22:53you'll be supervised at all times
01:22:55and if you ever
01:22:56try to tell millie that you're her real father
01:22:58you will never speak to her again
01:23:01got it
01:23:03vivian
01:23:04hey vivian
01:23:07we need to talk
01:23:08i trust margo whenever the rule's with you
01:23:10yeah
01:23:11but if that sounds like too much
01:23:12then feel free to disappear for another eight years
01:23:19great
01:23:20now that that's settled
01:23:22millie's in the dining room having lunch
01:23:30mr adams
01:23:31yay
01:23:33millie
01:23:33millie we do not throw forks
01:23:35but it's fun to throw forks
01:23:38i'm her nanny
01:23:40i'll take care of it
01:23:43millie
01:23:45you see we're gonna throw forks
01:23:47you need the proper technique
01:23:53cool
01:23:54how do you know how to do that
01:23:57my other job
01:23:58mommy said your other job was being a bum
01:24:04can you keep a secret
01:24:07my other job is saving the world
01:24:10don't tell anybody
01:24:11don't tell anybody
01:24:12i won't
01:24:12promise
01:24:13yeah
01:24:17what are you doing
01:24:21millie can you go with margo baby i gotta talk to adam
01:24:24okay
01:24:27bye mr adam
01:24:28bye millie
01:24:31this was a mistake
01:24:33this was a huge mistake
01:24:35vivian look
01:24:35i know you think i'm just a part of it
01:24:37i can't deal with an irresponsible man child right now adam i really can't
01:24:40i have way bigger concerns
01:24:42like what
01:24:44like
01:24:45me
01:24:58how many times do i have to tell you
01:25:02vivian
01:25:02if you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood
01:25:07you gotta pay
01:25:10otherwise
01:25:10bad things happen
01:25:13people get hurt
01:25:19is that so
01:25:25what do we got here
01:25:26a little delicate flower
01:25:30who's this your new boyfriend
01:25:33actually
01:25:34he's my daughter's nanny
01:25:43that is so cute
01:25:45mr mary poppins
01:25:48tell you what
01:25:49why don't you go bake me a few cookies
01:25:52while uh me and your boss
01:25:54we have a little one-on-one time
01:25:59actually i got a better idea
01:26:00adam
01:26:01whatever you're trying to do
01:26:02it's not helping
01:26:03look i know you think i'm just a bartender
01:26:05but the truth
01:26:06get out
01:26:12get out
01:26:14now
01:26:15run along mr mom
01:26:17why don't you go dust your knob
01:26:20why don't you go dust your knob
01:26:21why us uh
01:26:21grown folks
01:26:23have a little talk
01:26:30boys
01:26:31that's how you have a good day
01:26:33right
01:26:34you make money
01:26:35you have fun
01:26:37and you
01:26:53what are you doing
01:26:59you know who the hell i am
01:27:00you know what i could do to you with one call
01:27:03do it
01:27:04call him
01:27:07i will
01:27:07i'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office
01:27:10and i'll call the mayor
01:27:12they'll call a senator
01:27:13and round and round
01:27:14we go
01:27:15you're small fish
01:27:16i have bigger things to worry about than you
01:27:19so instead
01:27:21i just had my people delete your entire digital presence
01:27:25bye-bye bitch
01:27:27so congrats
01:27:28you no longer exist
01:27:29no
01:27:30no that's impossible
01:27:33no
01:27:34no
01:27:35no
01:27:38by the way
01:27:40there's money for a cab
01:27:45if you ever come near millie
01:27:46or vivian again
01:27:47your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight
01:27:52run away little man
01:27:56get the fuck out of here all of you
01:28:02who are you
01:28:05i'm the nanny
01:28:21what did you say to him
01:28:22nothing
01:28:23i was just getting this
01:28:25this is not a joke
01:28:26adam
01:28:27these are dangerous people
01:28:34hey
01:28:35listen
01:28:36i'm sorry
01:28:38i am so sorry
01:28:39we will never ever
01:28:42bother you again
01:28:49adam what did you
01:28:52who are you
01:28:54really
01:29:00you
01:29:00you
01:29:00you
01:29:00you
01:29:04You