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first post on Ghost Hunter Hotline, and here's what makes it smarter than the premise — the spray only starts it.
Zoey can make a person vanish from her life. Done. One press, problem gone. If the show stopped there, it'd be a revenge fantasy and I'd have forgotten it by Thursday.
Instead, everyone she ghosts ends up in a support group — and the group is where the actual drama lives. They're working on the worst thing about themselves, and they're terrible at it.
The fantasy is the hook. The growth is the show. Revenge is the easiest thing in the world; what comes after is where people actually live.
✨ What worked for me:
- Nobody in the group is a cartoon villain.
- Zoey's power never solves a personality problem.
✨ Bottom line: the most satisfying part isn't making them disappear. It's what they do after.
Would you have pressed it?
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first post on Ghost Hunter Hotline, and here's what makes it smarter than the premise — the spray only starts it.
Zoey can make a person vanish from her life. Done. One press, problem gone. If the show stopped there, it'd be a revenge fantasy and I'd have forgotten it by Thursday.
Instead, everyone she ghosts ends up in a support group — and the group is where the actual drama lives. They're working on the worst thing about themselves, and they're terrible at it.
The fantasy is the hook. The growth is the show. Revenge is the easiest thing in the world; what comes after is where people actually live.
✨ What worked for me:
- Nobody in the group is a cartoon villain.
- Zoey's power never solves a personality problem.
✨ Bottom line: the most satisfying part isn't making them disappear. It's what they do after.
Would you have pressed it?
— K, karma is a dish best served on screen 🥂
#GhostHunterHotline, #Karma, #GettingBackAtEx, #SelfGrowth, #ReelShort
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00:05Oh, my bad, bro.
00:16Oh, yo, Zoe.
00:19My bad about your face.
00:21You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
00:24You're still on that, bro.
00:25Chill.
00:26All I did was ghost you.
00:30How about this?
00:31We run it back.
00:32Run it back?
00:32Yeah.
00:33I give you backstage passes to my next set.
00:37Please stop talking.
00:38Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
00:40How about you bring your hottest friends?
00:41We get you VIP.
00:43We get you all backstage.
00:44I said stop talking.
00:48What the fuck?
00:55Did you just?
00:57Did he just?
01:02Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
01:04Ooh, wear something hot.
01:05Good morning.
01:08Are we still on for tonight?
01:11Hey, got off work.
01:19I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
01:24But this isn't one of those times.
01:41Miss, are you ready to order that?
01:43Just a few minutes, please.
01:46An hour.
01:47I've been sitting here for an hour.
01:53Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
01:55I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
01:58Go touch some grass.
02:04In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
02:09No.
02:11No.
02:12Worse.
02:13It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
02:16Mommy, forget about Josh, babe.
02:18Yeah, ghosters should go to hell.
02:20I have an idea to cheer you up.
02:22You're coming to the party with us tonight.
02:24I don't know.
02:24I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
02:30What?
02:32Why is it doing that?
02:33I have no idea.
03:01D.Va.
03:03Period.
03:04Period.
03:04Let's go to the party.
03:07This is coming with us.
03:18You can, bro.
03:19You can.
03:20Woo!
03:20Yeah, all right.
03:21I'll catch y'all.
03:22I'll catch y'all.
03:22Hey, what's up?
03:31Oh, my bad, bro.
03:44Oh, my bad.
03:47about your face you thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year
03:51you're still on that bro chill all i did was ghost you how about this you run it back run
03:59it back
04:00yeah i'll give you backstage passes to my next set please stop talking oh i like it when you're
04:06bossy with me how about you bring your hottest friends we get you vip we get you all backstage
04:11i said stop talking what the fuck did you just did he just
04:31bro where am i welcome
04:45let's get started
04:52i can't believe you killed him he's dead and that's a bad thing because he's not dead okay i didn't
04:58kill
04:58him come on okay then what happened because you sprayed him as a joke and then poof he just
05:02disappeared into thin air so i don't even know i'm gonna try it
05:22i'm still here
05:24and your face looks freaking perfect drop dead gorgeous
05:30maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters
05:34holy ghosting shit
05:37to all the baddies hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster
05:41one night only
05:55as i was saying it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com but the way i'll be playing
06:00the male lead be giving it layers that no one's ever seen before
06:04are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up
06:08what are you talking about delilah says hi
06:12and bye
06:14oh
06:22oh
06:22oh
06:23oh
06:23oh
06:23oh
06:27oh
06:27oh
06:27o
06:38my baby
06:39my sweet
06:40she meant nothing to me
06:41my things
06:42only thirst for you
06:44you're my one in
06:51hey sexy
06:52who'd you come here with
06:54i bet your blood tastes delicious
06:58Oh, honey, watch your step. I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
07:04Oh, really?
07:16You stupid, pathetic girls!
07:18Do you know what sense that my costume is?
07:20It's made in a town, in a city of Illinois, you can't even pronounce!
07:24No more excuses.
07:35Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
07:42Hello, Conrad from Finance.
07:46Oh, God.
07:48Yo, hey, lady, I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
07:52You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
07:58Oh, God. You sound just like her.
08:01Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
08:05The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
08:14Quiet!
08:15Repeat after me.
08:18Other people's feelings are valid.
08:33This Halloween, zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are... celebrating?
08:38And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
08:44Where on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
08:48The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
08:55That's not love bombing, that's like being romantic.
08:58Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
09:01I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
09:12Zoey!
09:16Did you ghost me?
09:18Josh?
09:19Did you ghost me?
09:21W-Wow!
09:23Really, you got nothing.
09:24After you just ghosted me.
09:25I mean, Zo, come on, you're better than this.
09:27Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
09:31I was gonna show up, okay? I...
09:33My phone died.
09:34For the whole day?
09:36Why are you making this such a big deal?
09:39Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
09:43Oh, what were you going through?
09:44I...
09:46You know what?
09:47That's actually not the point.
09:49The point is, you're being selfish.
09:51A second chance, it's the least I deserve, Zo.
09:54Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
09:56I can change.
10:06Maybe you, uh...
10:07Josh...
10:08I just really don't guess.
10:12Whoa!
10:13What the...
10:15What the...
10:18What the...
10:18What the...
10:19What the...
10:19What the...
10:21What the...
10:21Repeat after me.
10:23I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
10:33Good!
10:36Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
10:41Josh.
10:43Josh.
10:48Hi, Josh.
11:02Hi, Josh.
11:06And!
11:31I'm going...
11:34You're gonna help me onto this.
11:36Oh, my bad, bro.
11:46Oh, yo, Zoe.
11:50My bad, about your face.
11:52You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
11:55You're still on that, bro.
11:56Chill.
11:57All I did was ghost you.
11:59Don't touch me.
12:00How about this?
12:01We run it back.
12:03Run it back?
12:03Yeah.
12:04And I give you backstage passes to my next set.
12:08Please stop talking.
12:08Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
12:11How about you bring your hottest friends?
12:12We get you VIP.
12:14We get you all backstage.
12:15I said stop talking.
12:19What the fuck?
12:26Did you just?
12:27Did he just?
12:33Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
12:35Ooh, where's something hot?
12:36Good morning.
12:39Are we still on for tonight?
12:42Hey, got off work.
12:50I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
12:55But this isn't one of those times.
13:12Miss, are you ready to order yet?
13:14Just a few more minutes, please.
13:17An hour.
13:18I've been sitting here for an hour.
13:24Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
13:26I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
13:29Go touch some grass.
13:35In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
13:40No.
13:42No.
13:43Worse.
13:43It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
13:47Oh, me.
13:48Forget about Josh, babe.
13:49Yeah, ghosters should go to hell.
13:51I have an idea to cheer you up.
13:53You're coming to the party with us tonight.
13:54I don't know.
13:55I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
14:00What?
14:02Why is it doing that?
14:04I have no idea.
14:09What?
14:35Let's go to the party.
14:38This is coming with us.
14:48I took a deep game, bro.
14:50We're coming.
14:51Woo!
14:51Yeah, all right.
14:52I'll catch y'all.
14:53I'll catch y'all.
14:53Hey, what's up?
15:03Oh, my bad, bro.
15:07Oh, my bad, bro.
15:13Oh, yo, Zoe.
15:17Oh, my bad about your face.
15:19I thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
15:22You're still on that, bro.
15:24Chill.
15:24All I did was ghost you.
15:26Don't touch me.
15:27How about this?
15:29We run it back.
15:30Run it back?
15:31Yeah.
15:32I give you backstage passes to my next set.
15:35Please stop talking.
15:36Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
15:38How about you bring your hottest friends?
15:39We get you VIP.
15:41We get you all by safety.
15:42I said stop talking.
15:46What the fuck?
15:53Did you just?
15:55Did he just?
16:02Bro, where am I?
16:06Welcome.
16:08Welcome.
16:09Welcome.
16:09Welcome.
16:16Let's get started.
16:23I can't believe you killed him.
16:24He's dead.
16:25Not a bad thing because...
16:27He's not dead, okay?
16:28I didn't kill him.
16:29Come on.
16:29Okay, then, well, what happened?
16:30Because you sprayed him as a joke and then, poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
16:34So I don't even know...
16:35I'm going to try it.
16:37Wait!
16:52I'm still here.
16:55And your face looks freaking perfect.
16:58Drop dead gorgeous.
17:01Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
17:05Holy ghosting shit.
17:08To all the baddies.
17:10Hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
17:12One night only.
17:26As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing
17:30the male lead, I'll be giving you layers that no one's ever seen before.
17:35Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
17:39What are you talking about?
17:40Delilah says hi.
17:43And bye.
18:09My baby, my sweet, she meant nothing to me.
18:12And my thing is only thirst for you.
18:15You're my one in-
18:22Hey, sexy.
18:23Who'd you come here with?
18:25I bet your blood tastes delicious.
18:29Oh, honey, watch your step.
18:31I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
18:35Really?
18:47You stupid, pathetic girls!
18:49Do you know how expensive my costume is?
18:51It's made in a town, in a city, in Illity, you can't even pronounce!
18:55No more excuses.
19:05Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
19:13Hello, Conrad from Finance.
19:17Oh, God.
19:19Yo, hey, lady.
19:21I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
19:23You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
19:29Oh, God.
19:31You sound just like her.
19:32Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
19:36The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
19:44Quiet!
19:46Repeat after me.
19:50Other people's feelings are valid.
19:55Other people's feelings are valid.
20:04This Halloween, zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are...celebrating?
20:10And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
20:15Word on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
20:19The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
20:26That's not love bombing, that's like being romantic.
20:29Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
20:32I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
20:42Zoey!
20:47Did you ghost me?
20:48Josh?
20:50Did you ghost me?
20:52What?
20:53Wow!
20:54Really, you got nothing.
20:55After you just ghosted me.
20:56I mean, Zo, come on, you're better than this.
20:58Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
21:02I was gonna show up, okay?
21:03I...
21:04My phone died.
21:05For the whole day?
21:07Why are you making this such a big deal?
21:10Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
21:14Oh, what were you going through?
21:15I...
21:17You know what?
21:18That's actually not the point.
21:20The point is, you're being selfish.
21:22A second chance, it's the least I deserve, Zo.
21:25Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
21:27I can change.
21:36Maybe you will, Josh.
21:40I just really don't get it.
21:43Whoa!
21:44What the...
21:52Repeat after me.
21:54I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
21:59I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
22:06Good!
22:06Now, let's all welcome our newest member, Josh.
22:18Hi, Josh.
22:21Oh, my God.
23:06Oh, my God, bro.
23:17Oh, my God, bro.
23:21My bad about your face.
23:23You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
23:25You're still on that bro chill.
23:28All I did was ghost you.
23:30Don't touch me.
23:31How about this?
23:32You run it back.
23:33Run it back?
23:34Yeah.
23:35I give you backstage passes to my next sec.
23:38Please stop talking.
23:39Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
23:41How about you bring your hottest friends?
23:43We get you VIP.
23:45We get you all backstage.
23:46My sec!
23:47Stop talking!
23:50What the fuck?
23:56Did you just?
23:58Did he just?
24:03Can't wait to see you hot stuff.
24:05Oh, where's something hot?
24:07Good morning.
24:10Are we still on for tonight?
24:13Hey, got off work.
24:21I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
24:26But this isn't one of those times.
24:43Miss, are you ready to order yet?
24:44Just a few more minutes.
24:46Please.
24:48An hour.
24:49I've been sitting here for an hour.
24:55Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
24:57I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
25:00Go touch some grass.
25:06In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
25:11No.
25:13No.
25:14Worse.
25:14It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
25:18Chloe, forget about Josh, babe.
25:20Yeah, ghosters should go to hell.
25:22I have an idea to cheer you up.
25:24You're coming to the party with us tonight.
25:25I don't know.
25:26I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
25:32What?
25:33Why is it doing that?
25:35I have no idea.
26:03D.Va.
26:04D.Va.
26:08This is coming with us.
26:18Yes!
26:20D.Va, are we coming?
26:21Woo!
26:22Yeah, all right.
26:23I'll catch y'all.
26:23I'll catch y'all.
26:24Hey, what's up?
26:31Oh!
26:34Oh, my bad, bro.
26:45Oh, yo, Zoe.
26:48My bad about your face.
26:50You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
26:53You're still on that, bro.
26:54Chill.
26:55All I did was ghost you.
26:57Don't touch me.
26:58How about this?
27:00We run it back.
27:00Run it back?
27:02Yeah.
27:02I'll give you backstage passes to my next set.
27:06Please stop talking.
27:07Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
27:09How about you bring your hottest friends?
27:11We get you VIP.
27:12We get you all backstage.
27:13I said stop talking.
27:18What the fuck?
27:24Did you just?
27:26Did he just?
27:33Bro, where am I?
27:37Welcome.
27:46Let's get started.
27:54I can't believe you killed him.
27:55He's dead.
27:56And that's a bad thing because...
27:58He's not dead, okay?
27:59I didn't kill him.
28:00Come on.
28:00Okay, then, well, what happened?
28:01Because you sprayed him as a joke and then, poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
28:05So I don't even know...
28:05I'm going to try it.
28:08Wait!
28:23I'm still here.
28:25And your face looks freaking perfect.
28:28Drop dead gorgeous.
28:31Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
28:36Holy ghosting shit.
28:39To all the baddies, hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
28:43One night only.
28:56As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing
29:01the male lead, they're giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
29:06Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
29:10What are you talking about?
29:11Delilah says hi.
29:14And bye.
29:15Oh!
29:24Oh!
29:40My baby, my sweet, she meant nothing to me.
29:43My things, only thirst for you.
29:46You're my one in...
29:52Hey, sexy.
29:54Who'd you come here with?
29:55I bet your blood tastes delicious.
30:00Oh, honey, watch your step.
30:02I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
30:05Oh, really?
30:17You stupid pathetic girls!
30:20Do not spend time my costume is!
30:22It's made in a town!
30:24It is city and illity of payment for now!
30:26No more excuses.
30:36Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
30:44Hello, Conrad from Finance.
30:48Oh, God.
30:50Yo, hey, lady.
30:52I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
30:54You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
31:00Oh, God.
31:01You sound just like her.
31:03Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
31:07The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men like me, be successful and secure.
31:15Quiet!
31:16Repeat after me.
31:20Other people's feelings are valid.
31:26Other people's feelings are valid.
31:35This Halloween, serial ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are... celebrating?
31:40And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
31:46Where on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
31:50The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
31:57That's not love-bombing, that's like being romantic.
32:00Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
32:03I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how to...
32:13Zoe!
32:17Did you ghost me?
32:19Josh?
32:20Did you ghost me?
32:24Wow, really, you got nothing.
32:26After you just ghosted me.
32:27I mean, so, come on, you're better than this.
32:29Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
32:32I was gonna show up, okay?
32:34I...
32:35My phone died.
32:36For the whole day?
32:38Why are you making this such a big deal?
32:41Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
32:44Oh, what were you going through?
32:46I...
32:48You know what?
32:49That's actually not the point.
32:50The point is, you're being selfish.
32:53A second chance, it's the least I deserve, Zoe.
32:56Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
32:58I can change.
33:07Maybe you will, Josh.
33:11I just really don't get it.
33:14What the...
33:23Repeat after me.
33:25I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
33:30I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
33:36Good.
33:38Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
33:44Josh.
33:49Hi, Josh.
33:51Hi, Josh.
34:02Hi, Josh.
34:08Hi, Josh.
34:08I don't know.
34:38Oh, my bad, bro.
34:48Oh, yo, Zoe.
34:52My bad about your face.
34:53You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
34:56You're still on that, bro.
34:58Chill.
34:59All I did was ghost you.
35:02How about this?
35:03We run it back.
35:04Run it back?
35:05Yeah.
35:06I'll give you backstage passes to my next set.
35:09Please stop talking.
35:10Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
35:12How about you bring your hottest friends?
35:14We get you VIP.
35:16We get you all backstage.
35:17I said stop talking.
35:21What the fuck?
35:28Did you just...
35:29Did he just...
35:34Can't wait to see you hot stuff.
35:36Ooh, there's something hot.
35:37Good morning.
35:41We still on for tonight?
35:44Hey, got off work.
35:52I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
35:57But this isn't one of those times.
36:13Miss, are you ready to order yet?
36:15Just a few more minutes, please.
36:19An hour.
36:20I've been sitting here for an hour.
36:26Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
36:28I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
36:30Go touch some grass.
36:37In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
36:42No, worse.
36:45It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
36:49Oh, me.
36:49Forget about Josh, babe.
36:51Yeah, ghost or she go to hell.
36:53I have an idea to cheer you up.
36:54You're coming to the party with us tonight.
36:56I don't know.
36:57I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another dick.
37:03What?
37:04Why is it doing that?
37:06I have no idea.
37:07I don't know.
37:34D.Va, period.
37:37Let's go to the party.
37:38D.Va, this is coming with us.
37:49Yes.
37:50He can, bro.
37:51He's coming.
37:52Woo!
37:53Yeah, all right.
37:54I'll catch y'all.
37:54I'll catch y'all.
37:55Hey, what's up?
38:02Oh!
38:03Oh!
38:06Oh, my bad, bro.
38:16Yo, Zoe.
38:19My bad about your face.
38:21You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
38:24You're still on that, bro.
38:25Chill.
38:26All I did was ghost you.
38:28Don't touch me.
38:29How about this?
38:31We run it back.
38:32Run it back?
38:32Yeah.
38:33I'll give you backstage passes to my next set.
38:37Please stop talking.
38:38Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
38:40How about you bring your hottest friends?
38:41We get you VIP.
38:43We get you all backstage.
38:44I said, stop talking.
38:48What the fu...
38:50What the fu...
38:54Did you just...
38:56Did he just...
39:04Bro, where am I?
39:08Welcome.
39:17let's get started
39:24i can't believe you killed him he's dead and that's a bad thing because he's not dead okay
39:30i didn't kill him come on okay then well what happened because you sprayed him as a joke and
39:34then puff he just disappeared into thin air so i don't even know i'm gonna try it i'm still here
39:56your face looks freaking perfect drop dead gorgeous maybe this can save everyone from
40:04all the ghosters holy ghosting shit to all the baddies hit us up if you need to ghost your
40:14one night as i was saying it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com but the way i'll be
40:32playing the male lead for giving it layers that no one's ever seen before are one of those layers
40:38ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up what are you talking about delilah
40:42says hi and bye
41:10my baby my sweet she meant nothing to me my things only
41:15thirst for you you're my one in
41:23hey sexy who'd you come here with i bet your blood tastes delicious
41:30oh honey watch your step i don't want you falling for me and getting wet
41:36oh really
41:48you stupid pathetic girls do not think that my costume is it's made in a town in a city
41:55in ellen you can't even pronounce no more excuses
42:07let's welcome our new member conrad from finance
42:16hello conrad from finance oh god
42:21yo hey lady i need to get back to my shareholders all right
42:25you're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs
42:31oh god you sound just like her do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value
42:38the problem is the world hates to see young guys young men like me be successful and secure
42:46credit
42:47repeat after me
42:51other people's feelings are valid
42:57other people's feelings are valid
43:05this halloween zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are celebrating
43:11and it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media
43:16word on the street is they can ghost your ex with a special spray
43:21the whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known
43:28that's not love bombing that's like being romantic
43:31speaking of you are gorgeous
43:34i never believed in love at first sight but looking at you now i don't know how
43:44zoe
43:48did you ghost me?
43:50josh?
43:51did you ghost me?
43:54what?
43:55wow
43:55really you got nothing
43:56after you just ghosted me i mean
43:58so come on you're better than this
44:00josh i was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour
44:03well i was gonna show up okay i
44:05my phone died
44:07for the whole day?
44:09why are you making this such a big deal?
44:11did you even think about the possibility that maybe i was going through something?
44:15oh what were you going through?
44:17i
44:19you know what?
44:20that's actually not the point
44:21the point is you're being selfish
44:23second chance it's it's the least i deserve zoe
44:27come on i didn't even do anything wrong
44:29i can change
44:38maybe you will
44:39josh
44:42i just really don't get it
44:44whoa
44:45what the
44:49do you want to do
44:52do you want to do this
44:53repeat after me
44:55repeat after me
44:56i will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity
45:01i will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity
45:07Good! Now, let's all welcome our newest member, Josh.
45:20Hi, Josh.
46:01Hi, Josh.
46:09Oh, my bad, bro.
46:19Oh, yo, Zoe. My bad about your face.
46:24You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
46:27You still on that, bro? Chill. All I did was ghost you.
46:31Don't touch me.
46:33How about this? We run it back.
46:35Run it back?
46:36Yeah, and I give you backstage passes to my next set.
46:40Please stop talking.
46:41Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
46:43How about you bring your hottest friends?
46:45We get you VIP, we get you all backstage-
46:48My set! Stop talking!
46:52What the fu-
46:53What the fu-
46:59Did you just-
47:00Did he just-
47:05Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
47:07Ooh, where's something hot?
47:08Good morning.
47:11Are you still on for tonight?
47:13Hey.
47:15Hey, got off work.
47:23I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the twenty-something years of my life.
47:28But this isn't one of those times.
47:29Party girl, I'll be well on alone.
47:44Miss, are you ready to order yet?
47:46Just a few more minutes.
47:48Please.
47:50An hour.
47:51I've been sitting here for an hour.
47:57Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
47:58I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
48:01Go touch some grass.
48:02I'm sorry.
48:08In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel-
48:13No.
48:14No.
48:15Worse.
48:16It can make you feel like you simply-
48:18Don't exist.
48:19Oh, me.
48:20Forget about Josh, babe.
48:22Yeah, ghosters should go to hell.
48:24I have an idea to cheer you up.
48:25You're coming to the party with us tonight.
48:27I don't know.
48:28I think I'm gonna stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
48:33What?
48:35Why is it doing that?
48:37I have no idea.
49:05Diva.
49:06Period.
49:07Let's go to the party.
49:10This is coming with us.
49:20Yes.
49:21You need a game, bro.
49:22He's coming.
49:23Woo!
49:24Yeah, alright.
49:25I'll catch y'all.
49:25I'll catch y'all.
49:26Hey, what's up?
49:33Oh!
49:36Oh, my bad, bro.
49:47Yo, Zoe.
49:50My bad about your face.
49:52You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
49:55You're still on that, bro.
49:56Chill.
49:57All I did was ghost you.
49:59Don't touch me.
50:00How about this?
50:01We run it back.
50:03Run it back?
50:03Yeah!
50:04I give you backstage passes to my next set.
50:07Please stop talking.
50:08Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
50:10How about you bring your hottest friends?
50:12We get you VIP.
50:14We get you all backstage-
50:15Yes, Meg!
50:16Stop talking!
50:19What the fuck?!
50:25Did you just...
50:27Did...
50:28He just...
50:35Bro!
50:36Where am I?
50:39Welcome!
50:49Let's get started.
50:55I can't believe you killed him.
50:57He's dead.
50:58And that's a bad thing because...
51:00He's not dead.
51:00Okay?
51:01I didn't kill him.
51:01Come on.
51:02Okay, then what happened?
51:03Because you sprayed him as a joke and then poof!
51:05He just disappeared into thin air so I don't even know-
51:07I'mma try it.
51:10Wait!
51:10Wait!
51:25I'm still here.
51:27And your face looks frickin' perfect.
51:30Drop-dead gorgeous.
51:34Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
51:38Holy ghosting shit.
51:41To all the baddies.
51:42Hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
51:45One night only.
51:58As I was sayin',
51:59it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com,
52:02but the way I'll be playing the male lead,
52:04they're giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
52:08Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend
52:11right after you knocked her up?
52:12What are you talking about?
52:13Delilah says hi.
52:15And bye.
52:17Oh!
52:25Oh!
52:41My baby?
52:43My sweet?
52:44She meant nothing to me.
52:45My fangs?
52:46Only thirst for you.
52:48You're my one in-
52:54Oh!
52:55Hey, sexy.
52:56Who'd you come here with?
52:57I bet your blood tastes delicious.
53:01Oh, honey.
53:03Watch your step.
53:04I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
53:07Oh, really?
53:08I don't want you to go for anything.
53:18A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
53:19Eat stupid pathetic trolls!
53:22Do you know how expensive my costume is?
53:24It's made in a town,
53:25it is silly and ill- and you can't even pronounce!
53:28No more excuses.
53:31Ahhhh!
53:34Ahhhh!
53:35Ahhhh!
53:38Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
53:46Hello, Conrad from Finance.
53:50Hello, God.
53:52Yo, hey, lady.
53:53I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
53:56You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
54:02Oh, God.
54:03You sound just like her.
54:04Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
54:09The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
54:17Quiet!
54:19Repeat after me.
54:22Other people's feelings are valid.
54:28Other people's feelings are valid.
54:36This Halloween, zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are... celebrating?
54:42And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
54:47Word on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
54:51The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
54:59That's not love bombing, that's like being romantic.
55:02Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
55:05I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
55:15Zoey!
55:19Did you ghost me?
55:21Josh?
55:22Did you ghost me?
55:25What?
55:25Wow!
55:26Really?
55:27You got nothing?
55:28After you just ghosted me?
55:29I mean...
55:29So, come on, you're better than this.
55:31Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
55:34Look, I was gonna show up, okay?
55:36I...
55:36My phone died.
55:38For the whole day?
55:40Why are you making this such a big deal?
55:42Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
55:46Oh, what were you going through?
55:48I...
55:50You know what?
55:51That's actually not the point.
55:52The point is, you're being selfish.
55:54A second chance, it's the least I deserve, so...
55:58Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
56:00I can change.
56:09Maybe you will, Josh.
56:13I just really don't get...
56:15Whoa!
56:17What the...
56:20I'm ready.
56:22I'm ready, Jesus.
56:25Repeats after me.
56:26I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
56:32I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
56:38Good!
56:39Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
56:46Josh.
56:51Hi, Josh.
56:53Hi, Josh.
56:55Hi, Josh.
56:58Hi, Josh.
56:59Hi, Josh.
57:01Hi, Josh.
57:01Hi, Josh.
57:01Hi, Josh.
57:01Hi, Josh.
57:10Hi, Josh.
57:13Hi, Josh.
57:19Hi, Josh.