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ten episodes in one sitting, and this one rewards attention. There are three things in episode one that only matter at the end.
First, the board. It's the wrong size for a man that tall, and nobody comments. That's the curse already sitting in the corner of the room.
Second, the tide chart on the wall. It's the only thing in that house he keeps up to date.
Third, the way he answers the phone. He never gives his own name. Not to anyone, not once.
None of it is underlined. No music sting, no close-up. The show trusts you to be watching, and by episode ten all three pay off within about four minutes.
✨ What worked for me:
- Zero voiceover. The rules arrive through behaviour.
- Short episodes, no wasted scenes.
✨ Bottom line: a puzzle that only feels fair in hindsight.
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ten episodes in one sitting, and this one rewards attention. There are three things in episode one that only matter at the end.
First, the board. It's the wrong size for a man that tall, and nobody comments. That's the curse already sitting in the corner of the room.
Second, the tide chart on the wall. It's the only thing in that house he keeps up to date.
Third, the way he answers the phone. He never gives his own name. Not to anyone, not once.
None of it is underlined. No music sting, no close-up. The show trusts you to be watching, and by episode ten all three pay off within about four minutes.
✨ What worked for me:
- Zero voiceover. The rules arrive through behaviour.
- Short episodes, no wasted scenes.
✨ Bottom line: a puzzle that only feels fair in hindsight.
Did you catch the tide chart?
— UC, your source for the newest drops 🏃♀️✨
#SurfGodsRevenge, #HiddenIdentity, #Mystery, #AllTooLate, #ReelShort
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00:00:03Oh, my God.
00:00:18Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
00:00:44Where's my surfboard?
00:00:46Looking for this, God of the island?
00:00:52Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:01:03Oh, my board.
00:01:10How did you do that?
00:01:11You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:01:14I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:01:17I'll never be as powerful as you, God of the island.
00:01:21But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
00:01:27Marry my daughter.
00:01:32Your daughter?
00:01:34I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:01:41One had strong swimmers.
00:01:46But I'm immortal.
00:01:48If I marry your daughter, she'll age. I won't.
00:01:51It could never last.
00:01:53Five years.
00:01:55Look after her for five years.
00:01:58Help her find success.
00:02:00On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:02:03You can surf again.
00:02:04And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:02:12Okay.
00:02:15Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:02:22You tell me.
00:02:42I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
00:02:46I give it six months.
00:02:52We look so cute.
00:02:54I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:02:59Someone just commented, sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:03:03I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:03:05I don't.
00:03:07I don't.
00:03:09Spoiler alert, she did care.
00:03:11And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:03:13But I made a vow to stay with her for five years, and I was determined to keep that vow,
00:03:18no matter how hard it was.
00:03:20And it was very hard.
00:03:22In three days, I get my co-board back and I can surf again.
00:03:26But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:03:31She loves coconut water.
00:03:33Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:03:43Duke, you tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:03:46That beach life, though, right?
00:03:48What were you even doing out there so early?
00:03:50Getting stoned?
00:03:52Something like that.
00:03:53Unbelievable.
00:03:54I need you on point today.
00:03:56I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of QuickMapple, might arrive early for the expo.
00:04:00Don't worry, babe.
00:04:01I got you.
00:04:13This is not the brand I like.
00:04:15It's not any brand.
00:04:16It's fresh.
00:04:19How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:04:21Did you forget because you were high?
00:04:24I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:04:27We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
00:04:43Oh my God, that's her.
00:04:45Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:04:50No, that's the most important person in the world of surfing.
00:04:56That old guy?
00:04:57Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:04:58He's the real power.
00:04:59Started QuickMaple as a surf shack in Malibu and grew it into the most important surf brand on earth.
00:05:05Oh no.
00:05:09Oh, I gotta go.
00:05:29He's here!
00:05:44Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:05:47Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:05:51Thank you for saving my life.
00:06:07You're the god of the island.
00:06:10Please, no one can know my identity.
00:06:12Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:06:15Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:06:19Anything.
00:06:22My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world, and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:06:28Angela!
00:06:34Your leg!
00:06:35It's completely healed!
00:06:37Did you do this?
00:06:39I wish I had healing powers.
00:06:41I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:06:46He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:06:49Well, thank you for helping.
00:06:51He needs our help too.
00:06:52His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:06:55Wife?
00:06:55Don't worry.
00:06:56She's one hell of a surfer.
00:07:01Hey, Kaikua.
00:07:02Remember Chad from high school?
00:07:05How could she forget?
00:07:06If he hadn't dumped her to move to LA and become an Olympic gold medal surfer, she wouldn't have settled
00:07:10for that burnout sponger duke.
00:07:13If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
00:07:19Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
00:07:23Kaikua, we should get going.
00:07:27Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
00:07:30Jealous much?
00:07:33I'm not ready to go yet.
00:07:35Did you forget?
00:07:36Forget what?
00:07:38We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
00:07:41The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for...
00:07:45I can't.
00:07:46Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:07:49Don't worry about that.
00:07:51You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:07:54What would you know about it?
00:07:56Chad?
00:07:58Hey, Boo.
00:08:00I'm in town for the expo.
00:08:02You knew he'd be here.
00:08:04But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:08:07Chad, can you sign my board?
00:08:09Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:08:12Duh.
00:08:13Of course I am.
00:08:14So are we going to catch some waves or what, Boo?
00:08:17I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:08:19And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
00:08:23For branding.
00:08:24You don't mind, right?
00:08:25No worries.
00:08:26We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:08:29Oh, hey, dude.
00:08:30You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
00:08:33I'm Kai's husband.
00:08:34Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
00:08:41Five years.
00:08:42For five years, I protected and loved you.
00:08:45But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
00:08:52I caught your favorite fish myself.
00:08:56And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:08:58I'm married.
00:08:59You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
00:09:02Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
00:09:07Duke's actually really sweet.
00:09:10Sweet?
00:09:10Yeah.
00:09:11He's a total simp.
00:09:13Dump him.
00:09:14Or don't.
00:09:16I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
00:09:19There's an extra board here.
00:09:21It's a gift for you.
00:09:24A fish.
00:09:26This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:09:30Duke designed my board himself.
00:09:32You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:09:37Plus, this is a quick maple board.
00:09:39That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:09:42Good point.
00:09:45See you on the beach, boo.
00:09:48Catch any big ones?
00:09:50It was okay.
00:09:51Lots of close outs today.
00:09:52I made dinner.
00:09:53For our anniversary.
00:09:55Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
00:09:57Sorry.
00:09:58I ate already.
00:09:59New board?
00:10:00Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
00:10:03Quick maple should build a board for you.
00:10:05Like I did.
00:10:06This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:10:08It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
00:10:10Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
00:10:12He won gold.
00:10:13You don't even surf.
00:10:15I know the island's waves.
00:10:16I'll think about it.
00:10:18So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
00:10:20Are you sore?
00:10:21Do you want a massage?
00:10:21I am sore.
00:10:23I'm going to go in the hot tub.
00:10:25Want some company?
00:10:26No, thanks.
00:10:27I'm not in the mood.
00:10:28Too sore.
00:10:29Aren't you going to say anything?
00:10:30What do you want me to say?
00:10:32Do you even care?
00:10:33Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
00:10:36I care.
00:10:37If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
00:10:40Why did you never learn to surf?
00:10:46I was the best surfer in the world.
00:10:48But your mom cursed me.
00:10:51What does that have to do with anything?
00:10:53Because it's weird.
00:10:55You're like obsessed with surfers.
00:10:58You make custom surfboards.
00:11:01You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
00:11:03But you can't even surf.
00:11:06That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
00:11:09So you can leech off me.
00:11:11Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
00:11:19You want me out of your life?
00:11:24Give it a few more days.
00:11:35Nah, bro.
00:11:36You're caking it on.
00:11:38You're going to glue her feet to the board.
00:11:40That's right for cold water like Malibu.
00:11:41On a warm break like ours, soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
00:11:45Let's see how she looks on her own.
00:11:46Angela!
00:11:47That bikini!
00:11:48Still being worn by your boss.
00:11:53There she goes.
00:11:57See what your garbage waxing did, Sponger?
00:12:00It wasn't the wax.
00:12:01It was your board.
00:12:04So it's my fault?
00:12:05I was trying to unlock her power.
00:12:07You've been holding her back.
00:12:08Up.
00:12:10What?
00:12:11I think what you meant to say was,
00:12:14you've been holding her up.
00:12:16You're a pro surfer.
00:12:18Props on that.
00:12:18But I know my island.
00:12:20I know my break.
00:12:23And I know how to kick your ass.
00:12:25You think so?
00:12:26Let's go then.
00:12:35I don't know what happened out there.
00:12:37I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
00:12:39Don't sweat it.
00:12:40The sponsorship's yours.
00:12:41You looked amazing.
00:12:42But I just had an epic wipeout.
00:12:45It's not just about your surfing.
00:12:47You're hot.
00:12:48And you've got a great man behind you.
00:12:53Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
00:12:57She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
00:13:00One more day, and she can have him.
00:13:05I feel bad for you.
00:13:08You think I'm just a glorified servant?
00:13:10Like you said, a leech.
00:13:13I need a real man.
00:13:15Not some stoner, beta, board waxing, sponger.
00:13:19All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
00:13:22How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
00:13:29Then let's get a divorce.
00:13:34You want to divorce me?
00:13:37If you're not attracted to me anymore, then what's left here?
00:13:40What's left is me.
00:13:41I do everything.
00:13:43I built my career as a surfer from scratch.
00:13:46Is that really what you think?
00:13:48Yes!
00:13:48You don't even search!
00:13:50I made custom boards for you.
00:13:52Which I wrote out of obligation, even though they probably only held me back.
00:13:57Every photo shoot.
00:13:58I can't believe you're leaving me the day before the expo, the biggest day of my career.
00:14:02It's also our wedding anniversary, which means the curse is lifted.
00:14:07I'll be there at the expo tomorrow if you need anything.
00:14:10And after that, we'll get a divorce.
00:14:14Let's give another round of applause.
00:14:15Beautiful surfing.
00:14:16But you know what I like more than beauty?
00:14:18The impossible.
00:14:19Over a hundred feet.
00:14:21No one except the mighty and mysterious god of the island has ever ridden it.
00:14:26And the god of the island hasn't been seen on a surfboard in five years.
00:14:30No mortal has ridden those waves and lived.
00:14:33Until today.
00:14:34Anyone who surfs it becomes the face of quick maple for a generation.
00:14:38The biggest sponsorship in the history of this sport.
00:14:40This is your shot.
00:14:43Me?
00:14:44Don't do this.
00:14:45You can't.
00:14:48Oh my god, you cannot be serious?
00:14:51I'm just doing what I've always done.
00:14:53Protecting you.
00:14:54I know you're bored.
00:14:55I know you're surfing better than anyone.
00:14:57You can't handle those waves.
00:14:59How dare you tell me what I can't do.
00:15:01I won't let you hold me back anymore.
00:15:03I'm going to ride that wave on the board Chad gave me.
00:15:06Hey!
00:15:07She really is incredible.
00:15:09Don't pull.
00:15:11Don't pull.
00:15:16Where is she?
00:15:19Lifeguard!
00:15:20We need a jet ski!
00:15:31Hey, old buddy.
00:15:33Good to have you back.
00:15:34No way, bro.
00:15:36It's him.
00:15:38The god of the island!
00:15:39That's right.
00:15:41The god of the island.
00:15:43It's okay.
00:15:44The god of the island is protecting you.
00:15:46Just ride the wave.
00:15:50I think a crab got me.
00:15:53Kai, help me!
00:15:59Duke.
00:16:00You're tough.
00:16:01Chad's a professional surfer.
00:16:03A foot injury would ruin his whole life.
00:16:05What is wrong with you?
00:16:06Can't you see your husband is seriously hurt?
00:16:09Duke has always been tough.
00:16:11He's a sponger.
00:16:12You don't need your feet to lay down on a boogie board.
00:16:15You clearly don't understand who you're dealing with here.
00:16:18You are both an embarrassment to the Quick Maple brand.
00:16:20This is not the kind of example I want my athletes to set.
00:16:27Um!
00:16:28It really hurts!
00:16:30Go with him.
00:16:31You already made your choice.
00:16:33We'll get the spines out.
00:16:34Goodbye, Kai.
00:16:38Kai.
00:16:46Oh, my God.
00:17:01Thank you for saving my life, god of the island.
00:17:08He...
00:17:27Where's my surfboard?
00:17:29Looking for this?
00:17:31God of the island?
00:17:35Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:17:51My board?
00:17:53How did you do that?
00:17:54You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:17:57I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:18:00I'll never be as powerful as you, god of the island.
00:18:03But even you can't break my spell, unless you do something for me.
00:18:10Marry my daughter.
00:18:15Your daughter?
00:18:17I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:18:23One had strong swimmers.
00:18:29But I'm immortal.
00:18:31If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
00:18:33I won't.
00:18:34It could never last.
00:18:36Five years.
00:18:38Look after her for five years.
00:18:41Help her find success.
00:18:43On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:18:46You can surf again.
00:18:47And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:18:55Okay.
00:18:58Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:19:05You tell me.
00:19:25I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
00:19:29I give it six months.
00:19:35We look so cute.
00:19:38I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:19:42Someone just commented, Sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:19:46I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:19:48I don't.
00:19:50I don't.
00:19:52Spoiler alert, she did care.
00:19:54And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:19:56But I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
00:19:59And I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
00:20:03And it was very hard.
00:20:05In three days, I get my COA board back and I can surf again.
00:20:09But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:20:14She loves coconut water.
00:20:16Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:20:26Duke, you tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:20:29That beach life, though, right?
00:20:31What were you even doing out there so early?
00:20:33Getting stoned?
00:20:35Something like that.
00:20:36Unbelievable.
00:20:37I need you on point today.
00:20:39I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
00:20:43Don't worry, babe.
00:20:44I got you.
00:20:55Oh, this is not the brand I like.
00:20:58It's not any brand.
00:20:59It's fresh.
00:21:02How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:21:04Did you forget because you were high?
00:21:07I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:21:10We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
00:21:27Oh my god, that's her.
00:21:28Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:21:33No, that's the most important person in the world of surf.
00:21:39That old guy?
00:21:40Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:21:41He's the real power.
00:21:42Started Quick Mapple as a surf shack in Malibu
00:21:44and grew it into the most important surf brand on earth.
00:21:48Oh no.
00:21:51Oh.
00:21:52I gotta go.
00:22:12He's here!
00:22:27Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:22:30Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:22:34Thank you for saving my life.
00:22:50You're the god of the island.
00:22:53Please, no one can know my identity.
00:22:55Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:22:58Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:23:02Anything.
00:23:05My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world,
00:23:09and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:23:11Angela!
00:23:17Your leg!
00:23:18It's completely healed!
00:23:20Did you do this?
00:23:22I wish I had healing powers.
00:23:24I told you I went after him,
00:23:26but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:23:29He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:23:32Well, thank you for helping.
00:23:34He needs our help, too.
00:23:35His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:23:38Wife?
00:23:39Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer.
00:23:44Hey, Kai.
00:23:45Remember Chad from high school?
00:23:48How could she forget?
00:23:49If he hadn't dumped her to move to L.A.
00:23:50and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
00:23:52she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:23:56If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back,
00:23:59what would you say?
00:24:02Well, I am married,
00:24:04and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
00:24:06Kai, we should get going.
00:24:10Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
00:24:13Jealous much?
00:24:16I'm not ready to go yet.
00:24:18Did you forget?
00:24:19Forget what?
00:24:21We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
00:24:24The expo is the same day as our anniversary,
00:24:26so I made the reservation for...
00:24:28I can't.
00:24:29Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:24:32Don't worry about that.
00:24:34You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:24:37What would you know about it?
00:24:39Chad?
00:24:41Hey, Boo.
00:24:43I'm in town for the expo.
00:24:45You knew he'd be here.
00:24:47But you didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:24:50Chad, can you sign my board?
00:24:51Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:24:55Duh.
00:24:55Of course I am.
00:24:57So are we going to catch some waves or what, Boo?
00:25:00I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:25:02And Chad is already sponsored by them,
00:25:04so it would help to see us together.
00:25:06For branding.
00:25:07You don't mind, right?
00:25:08No worries.
00:25:09We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:25:12Oh, hey, dude.
00:25:13You must be Duke,
00:25:14the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
00:25:16I'm Kai's husband.
00:25:17Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
00:25:24Five years.
00:25:25For five years,
00:25:26I protected and loved you.
00:25:28But now I'm starting to see
00:25:29you never really loved me back.
00:25:35I caught your favorite fish myself.
00:25:39And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:25:41I'm married.
00:25:42You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
00:25:45Don't you want a real man
00:25:46who knows what to do with a girl like you?
00:25:50Duke's actually really sweet.
00:25:53Sweet.
00:25:54Yeah.
00:25:54He's a total simp.
00:25:56Dump him.
00:25:57Or don't.
00:25:58I don't mind being Mr. Steel,
00:26:00your girl.
00:26:02There's an extra board here.
00:26:04It's a gift for you.
00:26:07A fish.
00:26:09This bad boy will unlock
00:26:10all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:26:13Duke designed my board himself.
00:26:15You think that sponger
00:26:17knows more about surfboards than me?
00:26:19Plus,
00:26:20this is a quick maple board.
00:26:22That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:26:25Good point.
00:26:28See you on the beach, boo.
00:26:31Catch any big ones?
00:26:33It was okay.
00:26:34Lots of close outs today.
00:26:35I made dinner.
00:26:36For our anniversary.
00:26:38Our patio's got a better view
00:26:39than any restaurant anyway.
00:26:40Sorry.
00:26:41I ate already.
00:26:42New board?
00:26:43Angela should see me
00:26:44on a quick maple board.
00:26:46Quick maple should build a board for you.
00:26:48Like I did.
00:26:49This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:26:51It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
00:26:53Babe,
00:26:54no offense,
00:26:54but Chad knows surfing.
00:26:55He won gold.
00:26:56You don't even surf.
00:26:58I know the island's waves.
00:26:59I'll think about it.
00:27:01So you're not hungry,
00:27:02but you've been surfing all day.
00:27:03Are you sore?
00:27:04Do you want a massage?
00:27:05I am sore.
00:27:06I'm going to go in the hot tub.
00:27:08Want some company?
00:27:09No thanks.
00:27:10I'm not in the mood.
00:27:11Too sore.
00:27:12Aren't you going to say anything?
00:27:13What do you want me to say?
00:27:15Do you even care?
00:27:16Or are you too stoned and lazy
00:27:18to even give a shit?
00:27:19I care.
00:27:20If you paid attention,
00:27:21you'd know how much.
00:27:23Why did you never learn to surf?
00:27:29I was the best surfer in the world.
00:27:31But your mom cursed me.
00:27:35What does that have to do with anything?
00:27:36Because it's weird.
00:27:37You're like obsessed with surfers.
00:27:41You make custom surfboards.
00:27:43You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
00:27:46But you can't even surf.
00:27:49That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
00:27:52So you can leech off me.
00:27:54Because you don't actually care about anything
00:27:56except using me to get closer to
00:27:58the glory you'll never have.
00:28:02You want me out of your life?
00:28:07Give it a few more days.
00:28:18Nah, bro.
00:28:19You're caking it on.
00:28:21You're going to glue her feet to the board.
00:28:23That's right for cold water like Malibu.
00:28:24On a warm break like ours,
00:28:26soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
00:28:27Let's see how she looks on her own.
00:28:29Angela!
00:28:30That bikini!
00:28:31Still being worn by your boss.
00:28:36There she goes.
00:28:40See what your garbage waxing did, Sponger?
00:28:42It wasn't the wax.
00:28:44It was your board.
00:28:47So it's my fault?
00:28:48I was trying to unlock her power.
00:28:50You've been holding her back.
00:28:51Up.
00:28:53What?
00:28:54I think what you meant to say was
00:28:57you've been holding her up.
00:28:59You're a pro surfer.
00:29:01Props on that.
00:29:01But I know my island.
00:29:03I know my break.
00:29:06And I know how to kick your ass.
00:29:08You think so?
00:29:09Let's go then.
00:29:18I don't know what happened out there.
00:29:20I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
00:29:22Don't sweat it.
00:29:23The sponsorship's yours.
00:29:24You looked amazing.
00:29:25But I just had an epic wipeout.
00:29:28It's not just about your surfing.
00:29:30You're hot.
00:29:31And you've got a great man behind you.
00:29:36Looking forward to having you both represent
00:29:38Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
00:29:40She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
00:29:43One more day,
00:29:44and she can have him.
00:29:48I feel bad for you.
00:29:51You think I'm just a glorified servant?
00:29:53Like you said,
00:29:55a leech.
00:29:56I need a real man.
00:29:58Not some stoner,
00:30:00beta,
00:30:00board waxing,
00:30:01sponger.
00:30:02All the things you do for me
00:30:04just make you seem weak.
00:30:05How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
00:30:11Then let's get a divorce.
00:30:17You want to divorce me?
00:30:20If you're not attracted to me anymore,
00:30:22then what's left here?
00:30:23What's left is me.
00:30:24I do everything.
00:30:26I built my career as a surfer from scratch.
00:30:29Is that really what you think?
00:30:31Yes!
00:30:31You don't even surf!
00:30:33I made custom boards for you.
00:30:35Which I wrote out of obligation
00:30:37even though they probably only held me back.
00:30:40Every photo shoot.
00:30:41I can't believe you're leaving me
00:30:42the day before the expo,
00:30:43the biggest day of my career.
00:30:45It's also our wedding anniversary,
00:30:47which means the curse is lifted.
00:30:50I'll be there at the expo tomorrow
00:30:51if you need anything.
00:30:53And after that,
00:30:54we'll get a divorce.
00:30:57Let's give another round of applause.
00:30:58Beautiful surfing.
00:30:59But you know what I like more than beauty?
00:31:01The impossible.
00:31:02Over a hundred feet.
00:31:03No one except the mighty
00:31:05and mysterious god of the island
00:31:07has ever ridden it.
00:31:09And the god of the island
00:31:10hasn't been seen on a surfboard
00:31:11in five years.
00:31:13No mortal has ridden those waves
00:31:15and lived.
00:31:16Until today.
00:31:17Anyone who surfs it
00:31:18becomes the face of quick maple
00:31:20for a generation.
00:31:21The biggest sponsorship
00:31:22in the history of this sport.
00:31:23This is your shot.
00:31:26Me?
00:31:27Don't do this.
00:31:28You can't.
00:31:32Oh my god!
00:31:33You cannot be serious!
00:31:34I'm just doing what I've always done.
00:31:36Protecting you.
00:31:37I know you're bored.
00:31:38I know you're surfing better than anyone.
00:31:40You can't handle those waves.
00:31:42How dare you tell me what I can't do.
00:31:44I won't let you
00:31:44hold me back anymore.
00:31:46I'm gonna ride that wave
00:31:47on the board Chad gave me.
00:31:49Hey!
00:31:50She really is incredible.
00:31:52Don't Pearl.
00:31:54Don't Pearl.
00:31:59Where is she?
00:32:02Lifeguard!
00:32:03We need a jet ski!
00:32:14Hey old buddy.
00:32:16Good to have you back.
00:32:17No way bro.
00:32:19It's him.
00:32:21The god of the island!
00:32:22That's right.
00:32:23The god of the island.
00:32:26It's okay.
00:32:27The god of the island's protecting you.
00:32:29Just ride the wave.
00:32:34I think a crab got me.
00:32:36Kai, help me!
00:32:42Duke.
00:32:43You're tough.
00:32:44Chad's a professional surfer.
00:32:46A foot injury would ruin his whole life.
00:32:48What is wrong with you?
00:32:49Can't you see your husband is seriously hurt?
00:32:52Duke has always been tough.
00:32:54He's a sponger.
00:32:55You don't need your feet
00:32:56to lay down on a boogie board.
00:32:58You clearly don't understand
00:32:59who you're dealing with here.
00:33:01You are both an embarrassment
00:33:02to the quick maple brand.
00:33:03This is not the kind of example
00:33:05I want my athletes to set.
00:33:10Um!
00:33:11It really hurts!
00:33:13Go with him.
00:33:14You already made your choice.
00:33:16We'll get the spines out.
00:33:17Goodbye Kai.
00:33:18Kai.
00:33:29Oh my god.
00:33:44Thank you for saving my life,
00:33:47god of the island.
00:34:10Where's my surfboard?
00:34:12Looking for this?
00:34:14God of the island?
00:34:18Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:34:34My board?
00:34:36How did you do that?
00:34:37You may be immortal,
00:34:38but your board isn't.
00:34:39I've been saving my magic for years
00:34:42for that one trick.
00:34:43I'll never be as powerful as you,
00:34:46god of the island.
00:34:47But even you can't break my spell
00:34:50unless you do something for me.
00:34:53Marry my daughter.
00:34:58Your daughter?
00:35:00I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:35:07One had strong swimmers.
00:35:12But I'm immortal.
00:35:14If I marry your daughter,
00:35:15she'll age.
00:35:16I won't.
00:35:17It could never last.
00:35:19Five years.
00:35:21Look after her for five years.
00:35:24Help her find success.
00:35:26On your fifth anniversary,
00:35:28the spell will break.
00:35:29You can surf again.
00:35:30And if you love her,
00:35:32reveal your true identity.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:41Hey, so this might be weird,
00:35:42but your daughter doesn't look like you,
00:35:45does she?
00:35:48You tell me.
00:36:08I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
00:36:12I give it six months.
00:36:18We look so cute.
00:36:20I do wish you had listened to me
00:36:22and not worn that shirt, though.
00:36:25Someone just commented,
00:36:26sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:36:29I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:36:31I don't.
00:36:33I don't.
00:36:35Spoiler alert,
00:36:36she did care.
00:36:37And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:36:39But I made a vow to stay with her for five years,
00:36:42and I was determined to keep that vow,
00:36:44no matter how hard it was.
00:36:46And it was very hard.
00:36:48In three days,
00:36:50I get my co-board back
00:36:51and I can surf again.
00:36:52But until then,
00:36:54my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:36:57She loves coconut water.
00:36:59Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:37:09Duke?
00:37:10You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:37:12That beach life, though, right?
00:37:14What were you even doing out there so early?
00:37:16Getting stoned?
00:37:18Something like that.
00:37:19Unbelievable.
00:37:20I need you on point today.
00:37:22I heard Angela Lee,
00:37:23the CEO of Quick Mapple,
00:37:24might arrive early for the expo.
00:37:26Don't worry, babe.
00:37:27I got you.
00:37:39This is not the brand I like.
00:37:41It's not any brand.
00:37:42It's fresh.
00:37:45How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:37:47Did you forget because you were high?
00:37:50I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:37:53We were happy once,
00:37:55but
00:37:56the honeymoon is over.
00:38:09Oh, my God.
00:38:11That's her.
00:38:11Angela Lee,
00:38:12the single most important person
00:38:14in the world of surfing.
00:38:16No.
00:38:17That's the most important person
00:38:18in the world of surfing.
00:38:22That old guy?
00:38:23Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:38:24He's the real power.
00:38:25Started Quick Mapple
00:38:26as a surf shack in Malibu
00:38:27and grew it into
00:38:28the most important surf brand on Earth.
00:38:31Oh, no.
00:38:34Oh,
00:38:35I got to go.
00:38:56He's here!
00:39:10Pretty gnarly moves
00:39:11before the shark interrupted.
00:39:13Not as good as I used to be,
00:39:15but
00:39:15I can still catch a wave.
00:39:17Thank you for saving my life.
00:39:33You're the god of the island.
00:39:36Please,
00:39:36no one can know my identity.
00:39:38Whatever you say,
00:39:39but how can I ever repay you?
00:39:41Actually,
00:39:41there is a solid
00:39:42you could do me in return.
00:39:45Anything.
00:39:48My wife,
00:39:49Kaikua,
00:39:50is one of the best surfers
00:39:51in the world,
00:39:52and her sponsor
00:39:53just went bankrupt.
00:39:54Angela!
00:40:00Your leg!
00:40:01It's completely healed!
00:40:03Did you do this?
00:40:05I wish I had healing powers.
00:40:07I told you,
00:40:08I went after him,
00:40:09but
00:40:09the god of the island
00:40:10rescued your dad.
00:40:12He must have put a healing spell
00:40:13on his leg or something.
00:40:15Well,
00:40:15thank you for helping.
00:40:17He needs our help, too.
00:40:18His wife,
00:40:19Kaikua,
00:40:19needs a sponsor.
00:40:21Wife?
00:40:22Don't worry,
00:40:22she's one hell of a surfer.
00:40:27Hey, Kai.
00:40:28Remember Chad
00:40:29from high school?
00:40:31How could she forget?
00:40:32If he hadn't dumped her
00:40:33to move to LA
00:40:33and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
00:40:35she wouldn't have settled
00:40:36for that burnout
00:40:37sponger duke.
00:40:39If Chad came back today
00:40:41and asked you to take him back,
00:40:42what would you say?
00:40:45Well,
00:40:46I am married
00:40:47and I haven't seen Chad
00:40:48since high school.
00:40:49Kai,
00:40:49we should get going.
00:40:53Are you trying to keep her
00:40:54from her friends or something?
00:40:56Jealous much?
00:40:59I'm not ready to go yet.
00:41:01Did you forget?
00:41:02Forget what?
00:41:04We have dinner reservations
00:41:05for our anniversary.
00:41:07The expo is the same day
00:41:08as our anniversary,
00:41:09so I made the reservation for...
00:41:11I can't.
00:41:12Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:41:15Don't worry about that.
00:41:17You're going to get
00:41:18the quick maple sponsorship.
00:41:20What would you know about it?
00:41:22Chad?
00:41:24Hey, boo.
00:41:26I'm in town for the expo.
00:41:28You knew he'd be here,
00:41:30but we didn't want to spoil
00:41:31the surprise.
00:41:33Chad,
00:41:33can you sign my board?
00:41:34Are you going to win gold
00:41:36at home in 2028, Chad?
00:41:38Duh.
00:41:39Of course I am.
00:41:40So are we going to catch
00:41:40some waves or what, boo?
00:41:43I really think Angela
00:41:44should see me surf.
00:41:45And Chad is already
00:41:46sponsored by them,
00:41:47so it would help
00:41:48to see us together
00:41:49for branding.
00:41:50You don't mind, right?
00:41:51No worries.
00:41:52We'll celebrate
00:41:53our anniversary later.
00:41:55Oh, hey, dude.
00:41:56You must be Duke,
00:41:57the sponger
00:41:58who waxes Kai's board.
00:41:59I'm Kai's husband.
00:42:00Want to go grab
00:42:01Kai's board for us?
00:42:07Five years.
00:42:08For five years,
00:42:09I protected and loved you.
00:42:11But now I'm starting to see
00:42:12you never really
00:42:13loved me back.
00:42:18I caught your favorite
00:42:19fish myself.
00:42:22And you've been out
00:42:23all day with Chad.
00:42:24I'm married.
00:42:25You're not going to be
00:42:26this hot forever, Kai.
00:42:28Don't you want a real man
00:42:29who knows what do
00:42:30with a girl like you?
00:42:33Duke's actually
00:42:33really sweet.
00:42:36Sweet?
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:37He's a total simp.
00:42:39Dump him?
00:42:41Or don't.
00:42:42I don't mind being
00:42:43Mr. Steel, your girl.
00:42:45There's an extra board here.
00:42:47It's a gift for you.
00:42:50A fish.
00:42:52This bad boy will unlock
00:42:53all the speed
00:42:54in that tight little bod.
00:42:56Duke designed
00:42:57my board himself.
00:42:58You think that sponger
00:43:00knows more about
00:43:00surfboards than me?
00:43:02Plus,
00:43:03this is a quick maple board.
00:43:05That's what Angela
00:43:05wants to see you on.
00:43:08Good point.
00:43:11See you on the beach, boo.
00:43:14Catch any big ones?
00:43:16It was okay.
00:43:17Lots of close outs today.
00:43:18I made dinner
00:43:19for our anniversary.
00:43:21Our patio's got a better view
00:43:22than any restaurant anyway.
00:43:23Sorry.
00:43:24I ate already.
00:43:25New board?
00:43:26Angela should see me
00:43:27on a quick maple board.
00:43:29Quick maple should
00:43:30build a board for you.
00:43:31Like I did.
00:43:32This fish can't make
00:43:33the drop on a barrel.
00:43:34It'll pearl the second
00:43:35you go vertical.
00:43:36Babe,
00:43:37no offense,
00:43:37but Chad knows surfing.
00:43:38He won gold.
00:43:39You don't even surf.
00:43:41I know the island's waves.
00:43:42I'll think about it.
00:43:44So you're not hungry,
00:43:45but you've been surfing all day.
00:43:46Are you sore?
00:43:47Do you want a massage?
00:43:48I am sore.
00:43:49I'm going to go in the hot tub.
00:43:51Want some company?
00:43:52No thanks.
00:43:53I'm not in the mood.
00:43:54Too sore.
00:43:55Aren't you going to say anything?
00:43:56What do you want me to say?
00:43:58Do you even care?
00:43:59Or are you too stoned
00:44:00and lazy to even give a shit?
00:44:02I care.
00:44:03If you paid attention,
00:44:05you'd know how much.
00:44:06Why did you never learn to surf?
00:44:11I was the best surfer in the world.
00:44:14But your mom cursed me.
00:44:18What does that have to do with anything?
00:44:19Because it's weird.
00:44:21You're like obsessed with surfers.
00:44:24You make custom surfboards.
00:44:26You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
00:44:29But you can't even surf.
00:44:32That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
00:44:35So you can leech off me.
00:44:37Because you don't actually care about anything
00:44:39except using me to get closer to
00:44:41the glory you'll never have.
00:44:45You want me out of your life?
00:44:50Give it a few more days.
00:45:01Nah, bro.
00:45:02You're caking it on.
00:45:04You're going to glue her feet to the board.
00:45:06That's right for cold water like Malibu.
00:45:07On a warm break like ours,
00:45:09soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
00:45:11Let's see how she looks on her own.
00:45:12Angela, that bikini...
00:45:14It's still being worn by your boss.
00:45:19There she goes.
00:45:23See what your garbage waxing did, Sponger?
00:45:25It wasn't the wax.
00:45:27It was your board.
00:45:30So it's my fault?
00:45:31I was trying to unlock her power.
00:45:33You've been holding her back.
00:45:34Up.
00:45:36What?
00:45:37I think what you meant to say was
00:45:40you've been holding her up.
00:45:42You're a pro surfer.
00:45:44Props on that.
00:45:44But I know my island.
00:45:46I know my break.
00:45:49And I know how to kick your ass.
00:45:51You think so?
00:45:52Let's go then.
00:46:01I don't know what happened out there.
00:46:03I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
00:46:04Don't sweat it.
00:46:06The sponsorship's yours.
00:46:07You looked amazing.
00:46:08But I just had an epic wipeout.
00:46:11It's not just about your surfing.
00:46:13You're hot.
00:46:14And you've got a great man behind you.
00:46:19Looking forward to having you both
00:46:20represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
00:46:23She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
00:46:26One more day, and she can have him.
00:46:31I feel bad for you.
00:46:34You think I'm just a glorified servant?
00:46:36Like you said, a leech.
00:46:39I need a real man.
00:46:41Not some stoner, beta, board waxing sponger.
00:46:45All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
00:46:48How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
00:46:55Then let's get a divorce.
00:47:00You want to divorce me?
00:47:03If you're not attracted to me anymore,
00:47:05then what's left here?
00:47:06What's left is me.
00:47:07I do everything.
00:47:09I built my career as a surfer from scratch.
00:47:12Is that really what you think?
00:47:13Yes!
00:47:14You don't even surf!
00:47:16I made custom boards for you.
00:47:18Which I wrote out of obligation,
00:47:20even though they probably only held me back!
00:47:23Every photo shoot.
00:47:24I can't believe you're leaving me the day before the expo,
00:47:26the biggest day of my career.
00:47:28It's also our wedding anniversary,
00:47:30which means the curse is lifted.
00:47:32I'll be there at the expo tomorrow if you need anything.
00:47:36And after that, we'll get a divorce.
00:47:40Let's give another round of applause.
00:47:41Beautiful surfing.
00:47:42But you know what I like more than beauty?
00:47:44The impossible.
00:47:45Over a hundred feet.
00:47:47No one except the mighty and mysterious god of the island
00:47:50has ever ridden it.
00:47:52And the god of the island hasn't been seen on a surfboard in five years.
00:47:56No mortal has ridden those waves and lived.
00:47:59Until today.
00:48:00Anyone who surfs it becomes the face of Quick Maple for a generation.
00:48:04The biggest sponsorship in the history of this sport.
00:48:06This is your shot.
00:48:09Me?
00:48:10Don't do this!
00:48:11You can't!
00:48:15Oh my god!
00:48:16You cannot be serious!
00:48:17I'm just doing what I've always done.
00:48:19Protecting you.
00:48:20I know you're bored.
00:48:21I know you're surfing better than anyone.
00:48:23You can't handle those waves.
00:48:25How dare you tell me what I can't do?
00:48:27I won't let you hold me back anymore!
00:48:29I'm gonna ride that wave on the board Chad gave me!
00:48:32Chad!
00:48:33She really is incredible.
00:48:35Don't Pearl.
00:48:36Don't Pearl.
00:48:42Where is she?
00:48:45Lifeguard!
00:48:46We need a jet ski!
00:48:57Hey old buddy.
00:48:59Good to have you back.
00:49:00No way bro.
00:49:02It's him.
00:49:04The god of the island!
00:49:05That's right.
00:49:06It's the god of the island.
00:49:09It's okay.
00:49:10The god of the island is protecting you.
00:49:12Just ride the wave.
00:49:17I think a crab got me!
00:49:19Kai, help me!
00:49:25Duke.
00:49:26You're tough.
00:49:27Chad's a professional surfer.
00:49:29A foot injury would ruin his whole life.
00:49:31What is wrong with you?
00:49:32Can't you see your husband is seriously hurt?
00:49:35Duke has always been tough.
00:49:37He's a sponger.
00:49:38You don't need your feet to lay down on a boogie board.
00:49:41You clearly don't understand who you're dealing with here.
00:49:44You are both an embarrassment to the quick maple brand.
00:49:47This is not the kind of example I want my athletes to set.
00:49:53Um!
00:49:54It really hurts!
00:49:56Go with him.
00:49:57You already made your choice.
00:49:59We'll get the spines out.
00:50:00Goodbye Kai.
00:50:02Kai.
00:50:07Kai.
00:50:09Kai.
00:50:12Oh my god.
00:50:27Thank you for saving my life, god of the island.
00:50:33He...
00:50:53Where's my surfboard?
00:50:55Looking for this?
00:50:57God of the island?
00:51:01Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:51:17My board?
00:51:19How did you do that?
00:51:20You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:51:23I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:51:26I'll never be as powerful as you, god of the island.
00:51:29But even you can't break my spell, unless you do something for me.
00:51:36Marry my daughter.
00:51:41Your daughter?
00:51:43I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:51:49One had strong swimmers.
00:51:55But I'm immortal.
00:51:57If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
00:51:59I won't.
00:52:00It could never last.
00:52:02Five years.
00:52:04Look after her for five years.
00:52:07Help her find success.
00:52:09On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:52:12You can surf again.
00:52:13And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:52:21Okay.
00:52:24Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:52:31You tell me.
00:52:51I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
00:52:55I give it six months.
00:53:01We look so cute.
00:53:03I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:53:08Someone just commented, sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:53:12I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:53:14I don't.
00:53:16I don't.
00:53:18Spoiler alert, she did care.
00:53:20And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:53:22But I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
00:53:25And I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
00:53:29And it was very hard.
00:53:31In three days, I get my co-board back and I can surf again.
00:53:35But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:53:40She loves coconut water.
00:53:42Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:53:52Duke, you tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:53:55That beach life, though, right?
00:53:57What were you even doing out there so early?
00:53:59Getting stoned?
00:54:01Something like that.
00:54:02Unbelievable.
00:54:03I need you on point today.
00:54:05I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
00:54:09Don't worry, babe.
00:54:10I got you.
00:54:22This is not the brand I like.
00:54:24It's not any brand.
00:54:25It's fresh.
00:54:28How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:54:30Did you forget because you were high?
00:54:33I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:54:36We were happy once.
00:54:39But the honeymoon is over.
00:54:53Oh my god, that's her.
00:54:54Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:54:59No, that's the most important person in the world of surf.
00:55:05That old guy?
00:55:06Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:55:07He's the real power.
00:55:08Started Quick Mapple as a surf shack in Malibu
00:55:10and grew it into the most important surf brand on earth.
00:55:14Oh no.
00:55:17Oh.
00:55:18I gotta go.
00:55:38He's here!
00:55:53Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:55:56Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:56:00Thank you for saving my life.
00:56:02Thank you for saving my life.
00:56:16You're the god of the island.
00:56:19Please, no one can know my identity.
00:56:21Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:56:24Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:56:28Anything.
00:56:31My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world,
00:56:35and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:56:37Angela!
00:56:43Your leg!
00:56:44It's completely healed!
00:56:46Did you do this?
00:56:48I wish I had healing powers.
00:56:50I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:56:55He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:56:58Well, thank you for helping.
00:57:00He needs our help, too.
00:57:01His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:57:04Wife?
00:57:05Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer.
00:57:10Hey, Kai.
00:57:11Remember Chad from high school?
00:57:13Oh, how could she forget?
00:57:15If he hadn't dumped her to move to L.A. and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
00:57:18she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:57:22If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back,
00:57:25what would you say?
00:57:29Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
00:57:32Kai, we should get going.
00:57:36Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
00:57:39Jealous much?
00:57:42I'm not ready to go yet.
00:57:44Did you forget?
00:57:45Forget what?
00:57:47We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
00:57:50The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for...
00:57:54I can't.
00:57:55Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:57:58Don't worry about that.
00:58:00You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:58:03What would you know about it?
00:58:05Chad?
00:58:07Hey, boo.
00:58:09I'm in town for the expo.
00:58:11You knew he'd be here.
00:58:13But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:58:16Chad, can you sign my board?
00:58:17Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:58:21Duh.
00:58:22Of course I am.
00:58:23So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
00:58:26I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:58:28And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
00:58:32For branding.
00:58:33You don't mind, right?
00:58:34No worries.
00:58:35We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:58:38Oh, hey, dude.
00:58:39You must be Duke.
00:58:40The sponger who waxes Kai's board?
00:58:42I'm Kai's husband.
00:58:43Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
00:58:50Five years.
00:58:51For five years, I protected and loved you.
00:58:54But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
00:59:01I caught your favorite fish myself.
00:59:05And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:59:07I'm married.
00:59:08You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
00:59:11Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
00:59:16Duke's actually really sweet.
00:59:19Sweet.
00:59:20Yeah.
00:59:21He's a total simp.
00:59:22Dump him.
00:59:23Or don't.
00:59:25I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
00:59:28There's an extra board here.
00:59:30It's a gift for you.
00:59:33A fish.
00:59:35This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:59:39Duke designed my board himself.
00:59:41You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:59:45Plus, this is a quick maple board.
00:59:48That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:59:51Good point.
00:59:54See you on the beach, boo.
00:59:57Catch any big ones?
00:59:59It was okay.
01:00:00Lots of close outs today.
01:00:01I made dinner.
01:00:02For our anniversary.
01:00:04Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
01:00:06Sorry.
01:00:07I ate already.
01:00:08New board?
01:00:09Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
01:00:12Quick maple should build a board for you.
01:00:14Like I did.
01:00:15This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
01:00:17It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
01:00:19Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
01:00:21He won gold.
01:00:22You don't even surf.
01:00:24I know the island's waves.
01:00:25I'll think about it.
01:00:27So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
01:00:29Are you sore?
01:00:30Do you want a massage?
01:00:31I am sore.
01:00:32I'm going to go in the hot tub.
01:00:34Want some company?
01:00:35No thanks.
01:00:36I'm not in the mood.
01:00:37Too sore.
01:00:38Aren't you going to say anything?
01:00:39What do you want me to say?
01:00:41Do you even care?
01:00:42Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
01:00:45I care.
01:00:46If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
01:00:49Why did you never learn to surf?
01:00:54I was the best surfer in the world.
01:00:57But your mom cursed me.
01:01:01What does that have to do with anything?
01:01:02Because it's weird.
01:01:04You're like obsessed with surfers.
01:01:06You make custom surfboards.
01:01:09You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
01:01:12But you can't even surf.
01:01:15That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
01:01:18So you can leech off me.
01:01:20Because you don't actually care about anything
01:01:22except using me to get closer to
01:01:24the glory you'll never have.
01:01:28You want me out of your life?
01:01:33Give it a few more days.
01:01:44Nah bro, you're caking it on.
01:01:47You're going to glue her feet to the board.
01:01:49That's right for cold water like Malibu.
01:01:50On a warm break like ours,
01:01:52soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
01:01:54Let's see how she looks on her own.
01:01:55Angela!
01:01:55Angela, that bikini!
01:01:57She's still being worn by your boss.
01:02:02There she goes.
01:02:06See what your garbage waxing did, Sponger?
01:02:08It wasn't the wax.
01:02:10It was your board.
01:02:13So it's my fault?
01:02:14I was trying to unlock her power.
01:02:16You've been holding her back!
01:02:17Up.
01:02:19What?
01:02:20I think what you meant to say was
01:02:23you've been holding her up.
01:02:25You're a pro surfer, props on that.
01:02:27But I know my island.
01:02:29I know my break.
01:02:32And I know how to kick your ass.
01:02:34You think so?
01:02:35Let's go then.
01:02:44I don't know what happened out there.
01:02:46I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
01:02:48Don't sweat it.
01:02:49The sponsorship's yours.
01:02:50You looked amazing.
01:02:51But I just had an epic wipeout.
01:02:54It's not just about your surfing.
01:02:56You're hot.
01:02:57And you've got a great man behind you.
01:03:02Looking forward to having you both represent
01:03:04Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
01:03:06She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
01:03:09One more day, and she can have him.
01:03:14I feel bad for you.
01:03:17You think I'm just a glorified servant?
01:03:19Like you said, a leech.
01:03:22I need a real man.
01:03:24Not some stoner, beta, board waxing, sponger.
01:03:28All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
01:03:31How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
01:03:38Then let's get a divorce.
01:03:43You want to divorce me?
01:03:46If you're not attracted to me anymore,
01:03:48then what's left here?
01:03:49What's left is me.
01:03:50I do everything.
01:03:52I built my career as a surfer from scratch.
01:03:55Is that really what you think?
01:03:57Yes!
01:03:57You don't even surf!
01:03:58I made custom boards for you.
01:04:01Which I wrote out of obligation
01:04:03even though they probably only held me back!
01:04:06Every photo shoot.
01:04:07I can't believe you're leaving me
01:04:08the day before the expo,
01:04:09the biggest day of my career.
01:04:11It's also our wedding anniversary,
01:04:13which means the curse is lifted.
01:04:16I'll be there at the expo tomorrow
01:04:17if you need anything.
01:04:19And after that, we'll get a divorce.
01:04:23Let's give another round of applause.
01:04:24Beautiful surfing.
01:04:25But you know what I like more than beauty?
01:04:27The impossible.
01:04:28Over a hundred feet.
01:04:29No one except the mighty
01:04:31and mysterious god of the island
01:04:33has ever ridden it.
01:04:35And the god of the island
01:04:36hasn't been seen on a surfboard
01:04:37in five years.
01:04:39No mortal has ridden those waves
01:04:41and lived.
01:04:42Until today.
01:04:43Anyone who surfs it
01:04:44becomes the face of quick maple
01:04:46for a generation.
01:04:47The biggest sponsorship
01:04:48in the history of this sport.
01:04:49This is your shot.
01:04:52Me?
01:04:53Don't do this.
01:04:54You can't.
01:04:58Oh my god!
01:04:59You cannot be serious!
01:05:00I'm just doing what I've always done.
01:05:02Protecting you.
01:05:03I know you're bored.
01:05:04I know you're surfing
01:05:05better than anyone.
01:05:06You can't handle those waves.
01:05:08How dare you tell me
01:05:09what I can't do?
01:05:10I won't let you
01:05:10hold me back anymore.
01:05:12I'm gonna ride that wave
01:05:13on the board Chad gave me!
01:05:15Chai!
01:05:16She really is incredible.
01:05:18Don't Pearl.
01:05:20Don't Pearl.
01:05:25Where is she?
01:05:28Lifeguard!
01:05:29We need a jet ski!
01:05:40Hey old buddy.
01:05:42Good to have you back.
01:05:43No way bro.
01:05:45It's him.
01:05:47The god of the island!
01:05:48That's right.
01:05:49It's the god of the island.
01:05:52It's okay.
01:05:53The god of the island's
01:05:54protecting you.
01:05:55Just ride the wave.
01:06:00I think a crab got me!
01:06:02Kai, help me!
01:06:09Duke, you're tough.
01:06:10Chad's a professional surfer.
01:06:12A foot injury would ruin
01:06:13his whole life.
01:06:14What is wrong with you?
01:06:15Can't you see your husband
01:06:16is seriously hurt?
01:06:19Duke has always been tough.
01:06:20He's a sponger.
01:06:21You don't need your feet
01:06:22to lay down on a boogie board.
01:06:24You clearly don't understand
01:06:25who you're dealing with here.
01:06:27You are both an embarrassment
01:06:28to the quick maple brand.
01:06:29This is not the kind of example
01:06:31I want my athletes to set.
01:06:37It really hurts!
01:06:39Go with him.
01:06:40You already made your choice.
01:06:42We'll get the spines out.
01:06:43Goodbye Kai.
01:06:44Bye bye.
01:06:44Bye bye.
01:06:45Bye bye.