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00:00Coming up next, I guarantee you, you're not going to be disappointed in this.
00:03This is going to be a tremendously intense contest between Triple H and Umaga.
00:09What will the stipulation be?
00:11And it all started, great example of what happened when you cross the boss.
00:20Each and every week, Triple H comes out here and attempts to embarrass me.
00:25When you got Hornswoggle's mom, did you actually do it on the Yellow Brick Road?
00:30Or did you get her all the way to Smurf Village?
00:33Honestly, no. Hornswoggle's mom, was she magically delicious?
00:42I'm tired of this embarrassment by Triple H and I'm going to do something about it.
00:47Imagine me, Mr. McMahon, coming up with a concept known as Cyber Sunday.
00:54Genius.
00:55It's a night where you make the matches, you make the stipulations.
01:00And in Cyber Sunday, it'll be Triple H against this man.
01:05Ooh, Umaga!
01:07Mr. McMahon's designated hitter.
01:09One of the stipulations that you can choose in Cyber Sunday is a free fight.
01:16You can beat the holy hell out of your opponent if you want to.
01:19Not just with your fist.
01:21Anything you want to pick up around ringside.
01:24But look at the carnage, Umaga is a savage beast.
01:29You know, there's another stipulation these people can choose.
01:32That's called a first blood match here.
01:35The winner of the first blood match is simply the man who draws first blood on his opponent.
01:43Umaga is a devastating, deadly destroyer.
01:48Finish him off.
01:50He's out of control.
01:55There's yet a third option in the Triple H in my house.
01:59And that's a steel cage match.
02:05Sick him.
02:07That's Triple H.
02:08That's Triple H.
02:09Sick him.
02:10Get him.
02:12The Triple H.
02:13Look at him.
02:14He's gonna fall.
02:14Do you think that Umaga's seen Triple H?
02:22And the winner of the match, it's Cyber Sunday against Triple H.
02:28Who?
02:30Umaga!
02:36Behold the king.
02:38The king of kings.
02:41Well, I think business is just about to pick up here.
02:45Game on!
02:56It's not gonna matter to me whether it's a first blood match, whether it's a cage match,
03:01whether it's a street fight.
03:04You will step into the ring and you will fall before the king of kings.
03:10Thanks to me, I'm gonna just do what he's having.
03:14Umaga!
03:14It's Cyber Sunday.
03:18It's time to play the game.
03:28What type of match are we about to witness?
03:33You made the call and you had three choices.
03:37Did you pick a street fight?
03:40No disqualifications?
03:43No count outs?
03:44Did you pick a first blood match?
03:48The man to make his, to draw blood from his opponent first is the winner.
03:53Or did you pick a steel cage match?
03:58You can win by pinball, by submission, or by escaping the cage and both feet touching the floor.
04:07All right, let's find out.
04:18It'll be a street fight.
04:29It'll be a street fight!
04:34No count out, no count out, no count out, no count out, one ball, or submission.
04:38Well, and it also means, JR, you and I gotta be ready for this.
04:41You guys can fight all over this arena!
04:44The king of the king of kings!
04:46And the king of kings, there's only one!
04:53Time to play the game
04:58Time to play the game
05:14It's all about the game
05:16And how you play it
05:17All about the truth
05:18All about the game
05:19All about the game
05:22It's all about the game
05:24Who's gonna make it
05:26I don't think you know
05:28I'm gonna make it
05:28The following contest is a street fight
05:31Where anything goes
05:32There are no disorganizations
05:34And no shout outs
05:36Introducing first from Brent, Connecticut
05:39We've been at 255 pounds
05:42Triple H!
05:47Well ladies and gentlemen
05:48It's hard to say that
05:49When we're on the tape review
05:51The next time here in the WWE
05:53That Triple H or Umaga
05:55After this street fight
05:56Will be physically able to participate
06:03Which match did you vote for in this situation JR?
06:06I was
06:07I'm a front runner
06:07I like the street fight
06:11I wasn't gonna say
06:12But that's what I voted for too
06:13I mean you got your cage match
06:15You know what you're gonna get there
06:16But I love the unpredictability of the street fight
06:19I wanna see these guys go all over this arena
06:22I wanna see a fight out in the crowd
06:24As we said
06:25Will the game be able to join us next time we're on Pay Per View
06:28The 21st Annual Survivor Series
06:32November the 18th down in Miami
06:36At the American Airlines Arena
06:38In the Sunshine State of Florida
06:43I remember we once had a street fight
06:46Down in my hometown in Memphis, Tennessee
06:49And the two participants fall out into the street
06:52And actually went down to the Mississippi River
06:54Remember that?
06:56That was before my time
06:57But I heard about it when I was a kid
06:59Oh, come on
07:02The game with a big right hand tape
07:05Will it be enough?
07:07But remember there's no disqualifications
07:09No count outs here
07:11Matchbook is a 1 by 10 or submission
07:16These street fights get out of hand
07:18And man the fans are
07:21Our cameras are gonna follow these guys
07:23No matter where they go, right?
07:24Exactly
07:26Imagine if they were actually out on the streets of Washington D.C.
07:30Here comes a real weapon of mass destruction
07:33Umaga
07:53Umaga
07:55Umaga has done a great deal on the chairman of the board's bidding
07:58Here this year
07:59Look, look, look, look, look, look
08:00One minute
08:00And then the game
08:01And Umaga
08:03Not burning any daylight
08:06Big time right hands
08:07And remember
08:08No disqualifications
08:10No count outs
08:13This is gonna get ugly in a hurry
08:21And will not be for the weak at heart
08:23And will not be for the weak at heart
08:23I assure you
08:24As a huge right hand
08:25Umaga
08:26At around 350 pounds
08:29You guys are fighting on our keyboard now
08:34And I think Umaga is trying to delete the game
08:37And I think Umaga is a tower
08:42Hard shot at
08:45Look out
08:46He's got here
08:46Every time
08:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, hey
08:52Umaga thinking of some other drop
08:56Another straight right hand
08:58You've got to prick their hands in this kind of environment
09:01With those huge right hands that the game is delivering
09:08Our cameras as the King said will follow the action wherever it goes
09:11At least as best we can
09:14Because it's hard to say where this action is going to go in the street fight
09:19And right at the moment
09:21I was gonna say Triple H and Umaga are out of the sight of our fans here in the arena
09:26But suddenly they keep crashing back in
09:29Triple H
09:30Through the wall
09:31Man, what a shoulder tackle right through that wall there
09:35Taking Umaga down
09:36And again, the referee, there's no count out
09:39So you're not gonna see the referee, at least correctly, utilize a tin cannon
09:44No count outs
09:46Obviously, no disqualification in this match
09:51Umaga can be a cold-blooded carnivore
09:55But he's dealing with a cerebral assassin here tonight
10:00Well, Triple H can be just as cold and just as carnivorous
10:04No doubt about that
10:05No doubt about that whatsoever
10:07And the Mr. McMahon's designated hitter, if you will, Umaga
10:14Say what, Umaga's taking some hellacious shots
10:18I'm gonna tell you something, this is dangerous out here in the audience
10:22What does Umaga got?
10:24TV cables around him
10:27Umaga in the game, the human anatomy is only gonna be able to withstand so many of those big shots
10:35Look at our fans there
10:38This thing's flying right through the
10:41Triple H was able to avoid contact, to say the very least, it looked like a human demolition derby, with
10:48Umaga having his sights set on the game.
10:52I'm sure a lot of our fans here, in the audience tonight, voted for this street fight. Watch this again.
10:58Here's where the guys came right through the wall.
11:01That was through the wall and then-
11:02Watch Umaga fly here, JR.
11:06Umaga looking to behead the game, but that did not occur, at least not yet.
11:12And Umaga, Umaga's head, I think, may have hit that ring post. Umaga got hung up on the top turnbuckle,
11:19to say the very least.
11:20And the game relying on that thunderous right hand, time and again.
11:27Umaga and Triple H in the ring for the time being.
11:32Umaga.
11:33They don't have to stay there.
11:34King Umaga will not go down.
11:39I mean Triple H is beginning to doubt the effectiveness of, wait a minute.
11:44I think Triple H has a plan, and Umaga may go down.
11:49And trash cans are as legal as arm bars in a street fight.
11:54Well, it's time to take out the trash, JR.
11:58And finally, Umaga went down, and now the cover.
12:02Will the trash can do?
12:04No!
12:04No, it will not.
12:06And that trash can has got a sick dent in it.
12:11And you can hear the steel and the cranium all intermingling there.
12:19Uh-oh.
12:20Not much left in that.
12:25Umaga, with a Samoan drop, stepping in and jarring the insides of Triple H.
12:33The old proverbial liver quiver, as the Samoan drop dropping right on the kidney area of Triple H,
12:41driving it.
12:41It's a 350 pound man now, bearing his head into the sternum.
12:46This is not good for the game right now, JR.
12:49Umaga is now exploiting that Samoan drop.
12:53But that's all out assault to the torso, right again to the kidneys.
12:59Headbutts from Umaga, finding their mark.
13:04Look at this.
13:05Umaga using the ropes for additional leverage.
13:08A very athletic super heavyweight is Umaga at 350 plus.
13:15No!
13:17A lot of weight going straight south.
13:20Again, the chest of the game, driving the air out of Triple H.
13:25And Umaga smells, smells blood figuratively in the fact
13:32that the game is hurt.
13:34And Umaga is enjoying inflicting the pain on the game.
13:39No!
13:40It could be.
13:44I thought the left shoulder was up all along, but
13:47the referee didn't see it that way.
13:49And we still got a near fall in the game.
13:53They probably wishes he's out on 8th Street right now.
13:56Avenue L.
14:01And Umaga manhandling Triple H.
14:05Again, that lower back and torso until the apron of the ring.
14:09And Triple H again just being slung into the ring by this animal.
14:17Man, that's it.
14:18What an explosion.
14:20That's the power of Umaga.
14:23Amazing velocity for the human anatomy to strike the steel.
14:28You saw how the steel steps became unhinged.
14:32And maybe Triple H's body is becoming unhinged at the hands of this Samoan bulldozer.
14:38I don't know if it was worse, the sight or the sound of that impact.
14:44The game and this one fall, it's like a sudden death environment.
14:48One fall or submission.
14:49That huge leg drop and this, again, this athletic big man.
14:53And the cover by Umaga.
14:55And the game reaching down into the, into his soul to kick out on that one.
15:02But right now, this match belongs to Umaga.
15:08I'm gonna tell you something.
15:10I haven't seen Triple H in this much trouble since.
15:13Man, another shot right to those ribs and that abdomen area.
15:20Umaga methodically dissecting the game.
15:24Umaga is much smarter than I think.
15:26He wants us to think that he might be.
15:28Very calculating at times.
15:31I know he's a savage.
15:33Wait a minute, what are you talking about, JR?
15:35He's much smarter than he wants us to think he is?
15:38That's what I think.
15:39I think he knows exactly what he's doing.
15:42I think he's a very, he knows his style.
15:44He knows what works for him.
15:46And right now, Lacer's right hand is right back in the,
15:50running back in the game, no pun intended.
15:53Umaga, the hard shot.
15:56Right back into the torso.
15:57And then again, this.
16:00Yes!
16:01Yes!
16:02Yes!
16:02Yes!
16:03And Umaga, he's just shaking that ragdoll in the game.
16:07It goes about 260.
16:11Man, I don't know what Umaga goes.
16:14Don't forget the bathroom scale.
16:16You can measure him on, weigh him on the ricketer scale.
16:21The fans get behind the game here.
16:24He's got to find a way out of this situation, obviously.
16:28He's gotta get some deep breaths and get some offense mounted.
16:32Easier said than done.
16:33The game is, shows break.
16:35Look out!
16:36Man, oh man.
16:37Again, that suplex coming from, I mean, the bear hug into the suplex.
16:42All with the same focus.
16:44All the same common denominator.
16:46Exactly.
16:47This Samoan Savage knows exactly what he's doing.
16:50And he's doing it extremely well.
16:52Okay, okay, maybe he is smarter than the average.
16:56What is it?
16:58Oklahoma maybe?
17:01That's a stretch.
17:03Right hands while Umaga, a cold-blooded carnivore, if you will.
17:08This is not gonna be good for Triple H.
17:11We've seen this before.
17:13Umaga gets that head of steam.
17:14You don't wanna be on the tracks when the train's coming through.
17:20I can only imagine the impact of that very basic, simplistic, deadly maneuver.
17:29And this would be Triple H kicking out, and the Kings, again.
17:38Look out, look out, look out.
17:42Well, Umaga cannot be disqualified.
17:45Look at this impact.
17:46Watch the game's head.
17:50Proverbial slobber knocker from Umaga.
17:53This is where your brain has to rattle around in your skull on that move, and
17:58that can't be good for you.
17:59And that steel chair right there, absolutely legal.
18:04It's board certified.
18:08Nothing wrong with that in this street fight.
18:13And that's legal as well, Dave.
18:15What a long blow.
18:17It saved Randy Orton's title earlier.
18:19No.
18:20Boy, Howdy.
18:22That steel chair that Umaga brought into the ring, now being utilized on the Samoan Bulldoze.
18:28Hey.
18:31What a DDT on the chair.
18:34Cranium and steel.
18:35Steel wins.
18:37Umaga kicked out.
18:39Well, even the, that had to have some effect on even the hard head of Umaga bouncing it off that
18:45steel chair.
18:46But look at Umaga, he's like the first one up.
18:51A very physical counter.
18:54Watch the DDT.
18:56And it dented the chair.
18:58That chair's all dented up from Umaga's head.
19:01And Umaga's still the strength.
19:05Taste buster by the game.
19:07And look at Pedigree.
19:08What a technique of Pedigree.
19:11Look at the strength.
19:12Triple H just got completely overpowered, overpowered.
19:16Umaga is amazing.
19:19The game got out-horsed by this 350-pounder.
19:22But the Cerebral Assassin counters with that boot on the arm-rushing Samoan Bulldozer.
19:29Look at the strength.
19:30Look out, look out.
19:34Big time.
19:35Sidewalk slam.
19:37High impact.
19:38Again, that torso being battered.
19:40The internal injuries that we don't wanna speculate on that the game could have
19:45endured earlier in this matchup.
19:47Jared, have you ever seen Triple H literally just, I mean, being slung around, manhandled as he is right now?
19:53Absolutely not.
19:55Triple H.
19:56Watch this.
19:57Look at this.
19:57Look at this.
19:57Look at this.
19:58He's talking like he's a ragdoll.
20:01And then the high impact.
20:03The gang got ragdolled and then the high impact.
20:06Now, wait a minute.
20:07Wait.
20:07Triple H is looking for something underneath the ring there.
20:11And all he saw was Umaga's foot right in his face.
20:15Wait a minute.
20:16I don't know.
20:17It doesn't matter.
20:18It's all legal.
20:19Easy, easy to know.
20:20Come on here.
20:21Come on.
20:25This is a dangerous human being to say the least, ladies and gentlemen.
20:29We have no earthly idea what Umaga is doing here.
20:33But you dance here better know that it's not gonna be pretty.
20:37And it's gonna be deadly.
20:38Oh, that's here.
20:41Umaga going for the game's head.
20:46Oh, the announce table from our SmackDown, the colleagues.
20:52Watch it, Michael Cole.
20:55Watch it.
20:57Too close for comfort here in a minute.
21:03God.
21:04Help me, Taylor.
21:05Help me.
21:05I can't do anything about it.
21:08Triple H's head pounced around this table.
21:11With a sick thug.
21:14As Umaga asserts his will on Triple H.
21:19God Almighty.
21:23We're trapped here.
21:24Hit him.
21:25Hit him, JR.
21:26We're trapped.
21:28Hit him with your chair.
21:31These hard right hands are just sick to see and sick to hear.
21:40The gang can't take much more of this.
21:42Look at the referee.
21:42I don't blame the referee.
21:44He's not even doing anything to try to stop.
21:45You ever try to break up the two guys fighting out in the streets?
21:49They'll both turn on you.
21:51Yeah.
21:52Triple H's is incapacitated.
21:54What the hell is this happening?
21:57What are you gonna do?
21:57The Samara Bulldozer is unleashed.
22:01Oh my God.
22:06Oh my God.
22:06Oh my God.
22:08Oh my God.
22:09Elevated and then delivered the goods with a huge splash on the game that got extreme on the announce table.
22:18That is it.
22:24Watch this.
22:25This is absolutely unbelievable.
22:32I can't believe.
22:33Look at this.
22:34Impact.
22:35And Humana not allowing the game any time to recover.
22:42I'm not blaming Humana for that.
22:44I can't believe you're bad with this.
22:44This is not over, Kkk.
22:46Come on.
22:47Come on.
22:48Come on.
22:50Come on, my God.
22:50Good God almighty, the game has helped us.
22:54And Humana is dragging the game like a animal to his lair.
22:59His life.
23:01The game is absolutely crushed.
23:04Come on.
23:05Come on.
23:05The game is absolutely crushed.
23:05Get some shit.
23:05These officials are trying to reason if that can be done with Humana.
23:10I don't think it can be.
23:12He's not real conversation.
23:14No, no, no, no.
23:20Umaga says,
23:22who's gonna be his next victim?
23:23I don't wanna be it.
23:24Somebody needs to calm him down.
23:26Yeah.
23:28I don't know what you can do, get some ropes or something around him.
23:31Triple H somehow will his way back into the ring.
23:37No.
23:38And now Umaga, Umaga, boy for this, no, there's a 350 pound man.
23:47Umaga head first into the canvas.
23:51Umaga drove his own head and all 350 pounds right into the canvas.
23:57And the game avoided obvious and sure destruction.
24:02That had to be instinct.
24:03How was Triple H able to even move out of the way?
24:07I have no idea.
24:09You're right.
24:09I think it had to be instinct.
24:12And the game is just reaching down and the.
24:18They were leaving the ring again.
24:20I don't blame him.
24:21I don't blame him.
24:21I tried to get away as well.
24:23Wait a minute.
24:24Wait a minute.
24:25I don't blame him.
24:28You've got it.
24:30My!
24:31The sledgehammer.
24:33The Sultan of SWAT.
24:36Look at the look.
24:37With the sledgehammer in hand.
24:38On the face of Triple H.
24:40He's found his little friend.
24:43Umaga trying to pull his way back up and the game may have one chance.
24:47JR, I don't know.
24:49Wait a minute.
24:49I don't know, I don't know, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't.
24:51No, the game had one chance and there you saw it.
24:55Umaga now, Samoan Spike, copped and loaded.
25:01My gosh, what a match.
25:03What a wait for this to end.
25:05Missing.
25:05The game ducked the contact.
25:10What a, the shot of the sledgehammer, between the eyes, Pedigree.
25:19Pedigree, the sledgehammer, the Pedigree, the count of Pedigree.
25:25The game went taken.
25:27I am playing, I'm going to kill you, you win, for it won.
25:33What a match, what a match.
25:37Somehow, the game has survived this onslaught from this, as we've said, the cult of carnivore,
25:46Umaga.
25:49Triple H has been battered, hammered.
25:53Now Umaga got hammered, indeed, literally and figuratively, no doubt about that.
26:01But the game is, this is a match that, I'll tell you what, I'm not going to, you know,
26:06I'm not going to forget a match like this for, for years.
26:10What these two men put themselves through, physically, smash them out.
26:15The leg is up.
26:16The game on his feet, with his hand raised, sledgehammer in hand.
26:22Can I get any better than this?
26:24Watch, watch this.
26:25I have never seen anything like that in my life.
26:28I thought it was over for the game at that point, and this would have been the end.
26:32The hand, what's the hand?
26:33You see Umaga's hand snap off that canvas.
26:36And the game got his little friend, but boy, it's a bit right here.
26:40The game had missed the sledgehammer, but no!
26:44Sledgehammer!
26:45Didn't miss, Umaga!
26:46Not the second time!
26:49And then the game took it, the Samoans' pedigree.
26:54Again, high impact, heads first into the canvas, and the game has survived.
26:59A street fight at Cyber Sunday!
27:03What at what price?
27:05Well, you got to give credit to both of these incredible warriors.
27:09I want to give credit to our fans for voting for the street fight.
27:12This was absolutely amazing!
27:15Never seen anything like it!
27:17The game may never be the same again after enduring the street fight war with Umaga here at Cyber Sunday.
27:27But thank you for voting for the street fight.
27:30Is that something or what?
27:32Man, if you'd like smash them out in your face.
27:36If only the strong survived, it was delivered in spades on that matchup.
27:43And on this snap of the night, the game is the destroyer!
27:49He is the cerebral assassin!
27:52And he is the winner of this street fight!
27:56All right, man.