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Students at the police vice academy go out on the streets of L.A. and accumulate graduation points by trying to make small arrests.
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00:33:17Yeah, and I gotta get out of here, unless you want me to change my stage name to Lily White.
00:33:23I'll see you on your back.
00:33:51Congratulations. You got the part.
00:33:53I love this job.
00:34:20Ugh. I wish I knew what slut this resume belonged to.
00:34:25So would I. I'd like to meet her.
00:34:36If you like it now, you're gonna love it later.
00:34:39If you like it now, you're gonna love it later.
00:34:42If you like it now, you're gonna...
00:34:46How you doing?
00:34:48Um, I'm a little nervous.
00:34:50It's been a while since I've done one of these.
00:34:54There's too many people in here.
00:34:56I, uh, think I'm gonna go in the next room and read a few lines by myself.
00:35:11Where did she go?
00:35:12She said she was nervous.
00:35:14She had to go to the next room and do a few lines.
00:35:17Huh.
00:35:19Understandable.
00:35:20Hmm.
00:35:25If you like it now, you're gonna love it later.
00:35:30If you like it now, you're gonna love it later.
00:35:36If you like it now, you're gonna love it later.
00:35:39If you like it now, you're gonna love it later.
00:35:53If you like it now, you're gonna love it later.
00:35:57If you like it now, you're gonna love it later.
00:35:59If you like it, you're gonna love it later.
00:36:02I found a book that covers all their illegal operations.
00:36:06Good. See if you can lift it without anyone noticing.
00:36:13I know they might look there.
00:36:19They're waiting for you on the bed.
00:36:21Right.
00:36:34Noon.
00:36:37Don't we have enough evidence to take them yet?
00:36:39No, not yet. We have to catch everyone in the act.
00:36:45If you like it now, you're gonna love it later.
00:36:48Or is it, if you like it now, you're gonna love it.
00:36:52I want to meet Desiree, our director.
00:36:55Pleased to meet you.
00:36:56Likewise.
00:36:58Now, you've probably never worked for a woman director before.
00:37:02You think it might be a little different than what you're used to?
00:37:06Sex films used to be about women on their knees in a people's show booth.
00:37:10Well, things aren't like that anymore.
00:37:12My films tell the story.
00:37:14All the women in my films play powerful characters
00:37:16to choose their sex partners.
00:37:19Do you understand?
00:37:20Yes.
00:37:21Good.
00:37:22I'm gonna take your places.
00:37:28Owen, Chucky.
00:37:30Yeah?
00:37:31In the scene, I'd like you to degrade her as much as possible.
00:37:36Okay, everybody!
00:37:38Places!
00:37:45I wish we could make our move already.
00:37:48You want to hear the latest tape from severe tire damage?
00:37:52Severe tire damage?
00:37:54You're my favorite group.
00:37:55Put it on.
00:37:59Turn it up!
00:38:03Really?
00:38:09Okay, you two know what to do, right?
00:38:12Yeah.
00:38:14We got it.
00:38:23Take four.
00:38:24Scene one, take one.
00:38:31Action.
00:38:52Who is it?
00:38:56I'm a horny stud.
00:38:57Open up and let me in.
00:38:59I want to rape you until you split in two.
00:39:05No, no!
00:39:06Cut!
00:39:07Dee Dee!
00:39:08You're supposed to be frightened of him.
00:39:10You're not supposed to be so goddamn anxious
00:39:13you ripped the door off the hinges.
00:39:15I'm sorry.
00:39:17Take it from where you left off.
00:39:25Take four.
00:39:26She's a war.
00:39:27Scene one, take two.
00:39:32Action!
00:39:33I said action, Dee Dee.
00:39:35Didn't you hear me?
00:39:36Yeah, I just wanted to make sure everybody else did, too.
00:39:45I forgot something my doctor told me to do.
00:39:47her doctor hey you never told me she had any medical problems she never told me
00:39:52anything either oh no no it's about my back my doctor said that I should just
00:39:58stay off my feet I mean on my feet are you having some sort of trouble today
00:40:07she'll be all right won't you I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille take it from where you
00:40:18left off you shouldn't open the door to strangers I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson
00:40:42I wish it'd degrade more
00:40:59I heard from one of our sources that some vice ring might try to
00:41:04crack down on our operation do you think it might be somebody in here do you think that
00:41:10it might be one of the crew members
00:41:16we've worked with this crew before we can trust them what about the new actress
00:41:29are you kidding
00:41:34wait a minute
00:41:35I forgot about Deedee
00:41:42I think we're a little late
00:41:45a little late
00:42:00all right cut
00:42:12freeze you're under arrest
00:42:18sorry we're late
00:42:21you lied to us
00:42:22you never had sex with any zoo animals
00:42:25of course not you fool
00:42:29I'm appalled at the way you betrayed me
00:42:33you're no sister
00:42:35Desiree as a director you have a lot to learn about a woman's needs
00:42:40I'm vice cop I feel used and violated
00:42:46shut up Chucky
00:42:48yeah well I fake my orgasm for you
00:42:55shut up
00:42:56I might be able to grant you full immunity
00:43:01all right everybody outside
00:43:04come on
00:43:26you're coming with me
00:43:38Deedee there's something I've got to ask you
00:43:40sure what is it
00:43:42was it good
00:43:45the best
00:43:50oops I forgot something
00:44:05put your hands up
00:44:06put your hands up
00:44:16word
00:44:17going on
00:44:18good
00:44:25good
00:44:37¶¶
00:45:03¶¶
00:45:03What are we doing at your place?
00:45:05You'll see.
00:45:11Well, what are you going to do to me now?
00:45:17It's time to get back to work.
00:45:21All right.
00:45:23See, two, take one.
00:45:24You've got to be kidding.
00:45:29Oh, Jake.
00:45:30See, one, take two, take three.
00:45:34Wait, I need some rest.
00:45:38See, two, take one.
00:45:41Oh, Jake.
00:45:42See, five, six, seven.
00:45:45Oh, see, two, three, four.
00:45:50Oh, okay.
00:45:59After today, I bet we're finally going to get the kind of respect we deserve around here.
00:46:05Oh, don't look now, but here comes Holly.
00:46:10Good.
00:46:11She can be the first to hear.
00:46:13Yeah.
00:46:16Holly, you know you're not supposed to come to school in the clothes your boyfriend makes you dress up in.
00:46:22For your information, DeeDee, while you were sleeping in this morning, I was busy breaking up a high school narcotics
00:46:27operation.
00:46:28Is that so?
00:46:30How many arrests did you make?
00:46:32Four.
00:46:33Ha!
00:46:34While you were busting freshmen, we made twice as many arrests cracking a porno operation.
00:46:40A porno operation?
00:46:41How did you hear about that?
00:46:43I have my sources, too.
00:46:47Really?
00:46:47What sources?
00:46:49You'll find out.
00:46:50Just watch and see who's going to be teacher's pet today.
00:46:54In fact, here she comes now.
00:47:00Miss Devonshire, would you like to hear about the arrests that I made this morning?
00:47:04I got two high school seniors for dealing drugs and another two for writing obscenities on the bathroom wall.
00:47:09Later, Holly.
00:47:11DeeDee, I got a report.
00:47:13I got a report this morning.
00:47:15It had something on it that was so unbelievable, I had to hear it from you myself.
00:47:20What is it?
00:47:21You infiltrated that porno ring yesterday, didn't you?
00:47:26Yes.
00:47:27Well, here's what I'm having trouble with.
00:47:29It says that before you made the arrest, you had sex with a male lead in front of the entire
00:47:35crew.
00:47:36Now, is that true?
00:47:37Well, yeah.
00:47:38How could you be so stupid?
00:47:40Don't you realize we can't put these people away until we get a conviction?
00:47:44How is your testimony going to look in court when it comes out that you performed a sex act before
00:47:49you made the arrest?
00:47:51Well, I don't know.
00:47:52It's worthless.
00:47:53We might as well let these people go right now.
00:47:56No jury is going to convict them based on your testimony.
00:48:01Miss Devonshire, I don't think you can blame DeeDee entirely for this.
00:48:08We're also to blame.
00:48:09Yeah.
00:48:11We were late in making the arrest.
00:48:13She had a choice between blowing her cover or blowing...
00:48:15Shawty, that will be enough.
00:48:17You three are a disgrace to the entire academy.
00:48:21Go on, DeeDee.
00:48:22Tell us how you're going to be teacher's pet today.
00:48:25Shut up, Holly.
00:48:27No, go on.
00:48:28I only had to do a few cheers for my cover.
00:48:31What did you have to do?
00:48:32You're right, Holly.
00:48:34I should have left the case for you.
00:48:37You make a much better whore than anyone in class.
00:48:41I need you.
00:48:42I need you.
00:48:43I need you.
00:49:01Girls, boy, get up.
00:49:18This is against the academy rules.
00:49:56Girls, girls, break in.
00:49:59You trash.
00:50:01Spoiled brat.
00:50:02That will be enough.
00:50:04DeeDee, Shawnee, Duane, I have a special assignment for you.
00:50:08You three realize that since you can't get a conviction on this case,
00:50:12I can't count it against your quota of ten arrests.
00:50:15That's not fair.
00:50:16We made the arrest.
00:50:18But since tomorrow is graduation,
00:50:21I'll give you one last chance to make your quota.
00:50:24But you have to do it completely by the book.
00:50:29There is a prostitution ring working the inner city.
00:50:33If you can crack it, make the arrests, and close them down,
00:50:37you will be allowed to graduate tomorrow with the others.
00:50:41That's the deal.
00:50:42So have 18 hours.
00:50:44Good luck.
00:50:50Miss Devonshire, I couldn't help overhearing.
00:50:53My father's been working on the inner city ring for quite some time now.
00:50:57It's one of the Queen Bee's operations.
00:50:59Every time he sends an officer out on the job,
00:51:01they never come back.
00:51:03He's lost five already.
00:51:04I mean, yeah, I know.
00:51:13I better let that group in the porno movie go.
00:51:16We can't keep them here any longer.
00:51:31You want to run?
00:51:32Yes.
00:51:37Well, speak up.
00:51:39I heard on the streets that you arrested some people making a porno movie.
00:51:43It's true.
00:51:44I was just about to let them go.
00:51:47Because of the technicality, though,
00:51:49we can't get a conviction against them.
00:51:51That won't be necessary.
00:51:54I'm willing to testify against them.
00:52:00This book will back up everything I have to say against them.
00:52:31Well, I'll see you then.
00:52:31This book will show them продолж insanely big.
00:52:31I think they're an angry, you are back.
00:52:31They'll be told you about PayPal insurance.
00:52:31This book will tell you about people finding where you think about it.
00:52:32I have to read his fair story.
00:52:32I got to read the book.
00:52:32I got to read a book I have to read it yesterday.
00:52:32I have to read it before.
00:52:32But it is a book that we have to read it.
00:52:32But it does not read anything.
00:52:34I don't know how we're going to pull this thing off in time.
00:52:37Graduation's tomorrow morning.
00:52:39Don't worry, we have all night.
00:52:41Look, there's one now.
00:52:51Let's get to it.
00:52:52Remember, you got to get her to say a price before you can arrest her.
00:52:55Right.
00:53:12Watch this.
00:53:20Hi there.
00:53:22What's your name?
00:53:23Hi, my name's Tinsel.
00:53:26That's a pretty name.
00:53:27Oh, thank you.
00:53:29I just happened to notice you were standing here all by yourself,
00:53:32and I thought maybe you could use some company.
00:53:35Well, that's generous of you.
00:53:38I like that type.
00:53:40Why don't you give me an idea on how generous I need to be?
00:53:45Well, why don't you tell me?
00:53:48I asked you first.
00:53:58Hi, how you doing?
00:54:02He's doing fine.
00:54:04Hey, I'm busy, so why don't you find your own block?
00:54:08Listen, whatever she's charging you, I'll do the same and throw in a continental breakfast.
00:54:14What?
00:54:15A continental breakfast?
00:54:17Oh, that's right.
00:54:19I'll make it all by myself.
00:54:21Hey, look, what are you looking for tonight?
00:54:23A good time or a short order cook?
00:54:25What comes with this breakfast?
00:54:27Eggs, muffins, and fresh squeezed juice.
00:54:32Oh, this is ridiculous.
00:54:34I'll make them any way you like them.
00:54:36Hard-boiled, scrambled, or over-easy.
00:54:40Hey, look, honey, I'm sorry your waitress job made you off, but this is my block.
00:54:46Enterprise is the American way.
00:54:48Which one of us?
00:54:50All right, I'll throw in a dozen donuts.
00:54:53Mmm, please.
00:54:55Whatever she's charging you, I'll do it for $10 left.
00:54:59Why, now that's hitting below the belt.
00:55:01Well, how much are you?
00:55:04Well, I'm usually $40, but I'll make an exception and do it for $30.
00:55:09What do you think of that?
00:55:10Okay, we're vice cops.
00:55:12You're under arrest.
00:55:13You're under arrest.
00:55:13What?
00:55:14I don't know how to cook any of those things.
00:55:17Oh, you stinking piece of trash.
00:55:19You tricked me.
00:55:21He'll never wear wood.
00:55:22Save it for the judge.
00:55:32Oh, how'd it go?
00:55:35Beautiful.
00:55:36Get everything by the book.
00:55:38And you're just wasting your time.
00:55:40I'll be back out on the street before you even have a chance to get around the block.
00:55:44By the time you get out, you'll be too old to do phone sex.
00:55:49You watch yourself.
00:55:51You get in there.
00:55:53Oh!
00:55:57Hey, look.
00:55:58There's another one.
00:56:05Let's see how fast we can bust this one.
00:56:21You working tonight or just watching the stars?
00:56:25The only time I watch the stars is when I'm on my back.
00:56:30That's a good position.
00:56:39Watch out, Sparkle.
00:56:41It's a trap.
00:56:42Hey, keep it to yourself.
00:56:44Oh!
00:56:45You ready to go gaze at the stars?
00:56:49I couldn't help overhearing her.
00:56:52I have a telescope at my place.
00:56:54Why don't you come home with me instead?
00:56:57What the hell is this?
00:56:58I've never seen you here before.
00:57:01That's because when you're good, you don't spend much time out on the streets.
00:57:06Yeah?
00:57:07Well, you don't know who you're talking to.
00:57:10It'll be.
00:57:11I'd love to see the big difference tonight.
00:57:14Well, what kind of telescope do you have?
00:57:16Hey, screw this.
00:57:17Hey, I'm $40.
00:57:19Do you want it or not?
00:57:20Yeah, I want it.
00:57:21You're under arrest.
00:57:22You're under arrest.
00:57:23Hey!
00:57:24You tricked me!
00:57:26Honey, you must be good because you're not going to be spending much time out on the
00:57:29streets either.
00:57:30Oh!
00:57:31No!
00:57:34Ow!
00:57:35Ow!
00:57:35Hey!
00:57:36Ow!
00:57:37Ow!
00:57:39Ow!
00:57:40Oh, Tinsel, they got you too!
00:57:43Oh!
00:57:45Join the party!
00:57:47Oh!
00:57:48Ow!
00:57:51Ow!
00:57:55Ow!
00:58:06She's bluesy.
00:58:07They're alive scum.
00:58:09Oh, big con, Artie.
00:58:10Shut up back there!
00:58:12Oh!
00:58:13This is easier than I thought it would be.
00:58:15What we need to do is to start picking them up in quantity.
00:58:18How do we do that?
00:58:19Well, this one at a time stuff's all right, but I'm sure there's a whole group of people
00:58:24somewhere all in one place.
00:58:25All we need to do is find them and make one big arrest.
00:58:28That's great if we can find them.
00:58:30We will.
00:58:31Come on, let's go.
00:58:36Oh!
00:58:39Oh!
00:58:50Oh!
00:58:52Oh!
00:58:58Look, there it is.
00:59:00A laundromat posing as a front for prostitution.
00:59:04Oh, no, they found it!
00:59:17I think I need a special cover for this.
00:59:26Hello, girls. I'm looking to party.
00:59:30I have lots of money, yes.
00:59:33How much are we talking about?
00:59:35I'm looking for a book rate, yes.
00:59:38You can have us all for $150.
00:59:44Up against the wall.
00:59:46Spread them.
00:59:47Say, what?
00:59:49Look, here he comes.
00:59:51What?
00:59:52What?
00:59:52Please, help!
00:59:54Ow!
00:59:56Ow!
00:59:56Ow!
00:59:59Ow!
01:00:02Ow!
01:00:02Ow!
01:00:03Ow!
01:00:03Ow!
01:00:04Ow!
01:00:06Ow!
01:00:07Ow!
01:00:08Oh, well, go, 10th, we'll...
01:00:09We'll have a reunion for later.
01:00:12we're halfway there what about the john's you have to go to the bathroom no not the laundry
01:00:17mat is empty dina can take over and arrest some of their customers yeah we can make our quota
01:00:22right here get to it yeah girls it's okay if you want to struggle and try to get loose i'd
01:00:39like to
01:00:47watch what do we do now look like we mean business
01:01:02oh i'm just uh looking for change
01:01:08i think you came in the right place so uh what are you doing my laundry aren't you supposed to
01:01:16take
01:01:16off all your clothes before you wash them sometimes but i like to do two things at once really so
01:01:25what
01:01:25brings you here a high wash a fast tumble or something on the most delicate side gee i don't
01:01:34know what'll this get me oh that will get you to watch all my clothes so can we go in
01:01:41one of the
01:01:42rooms and back sounds like you've been here before i think the back's a little crowded why don't we just
01:01:49do it right here right here in front of everybody don't worry we'll have privacy
01:01:57a laundry bag there's plenty of room look now why don't you just join me all right
01:02:09here you put it in place while i get to work
01:02:15what are you doing you're under arrest bozo this this is entrapment yeah and it works real well
01:02:24i'll check the back to see if we got them all good i'll take him outside
01:02:37open up the bag i got another one that was bad
01:02:43oh
01:02:43oh
01:02:46ah
01:02:49get her cargo give me the keys to these damn things
01:03:02i got her
01:03:03i got her
01:03:09let's take him back to our warehouse around the corner we'll take care of them there
01:03:25you're tampering with police business you can't get away with this just shut it off already
01:04:03i got her
01:04:06Close the truck.
01:04:16Welcome to a theater that's been closed for 50 years.
01:04:20Hello?
01:04:21Oh, Chuck, we were in the middle of an arrest
01:04:22and something went wrong.
01:04:23They've got Shawnee and Dwayne.
01:04:25I need your help to save them.
01:04:26Oh, yeah, how am I supposed to help?
01:04:28You left me handcuffed to the bed.
01:04:29I left you the key under the telephone.
01:04:31I thought you'd find it by now.
01:04:33When the lights go down, the body count goes up.
01:04:39Great.
01:04:39Thanks a lot.
01:04:41Now I'll see if I can walk after last night.
01:04:44Chuckie, please don't let me down.
01:04:46They took them to a warehouse near Coanga and Lancerscombe.
01:04:50Meet me there as soon as you can.
01:04:52OK, OK, goodbye.
01:04:54I left the police.
01:04:56I mean, right now.
01:05:16Help!
01:05:17Help!
01:05:19Help!
01:05:20Help!
01:05:22Help!
01:05:22Help!
01:05:22You can yell all you want, because there ain't nobody around
01:05:25to hear you.
01:05:30oh chucky i'm so glad you're here you know i don't know why i'm doing this for you
01:05:35there's something i wanted to tell you what is it well this is kind of awkward for me
01:05:41even though i only find you attractive on a strictly physical level and i could never
01:05:47take you home to meet my parents i still think i love you i sort of feel the same way
01:05:53about you
01:06:00there's one other thing what i lied to you before i didn't fake my orgasm for you
01:06:07i kind of figured that one out on my own come on let's go
01:06:23follow me
01:06:32okay this way
01:06:40queen bee will see you now
01:06:57now just be quiet and wait
01:07:25so you're the two that thought that you could crack
01:07:28my crime ring
01:07:32but you didn't expect to run up against the queen bee now did you
01:07:36who
01:07:38the queen bee
01:07:44the queen bee the one who runs all the inner city drug and prostitution rings don't recognize
01:07:51the name i thought you said they were cops well that's what i thought miss bee we're not police
01:08:01officers we're students at the vice academy
01:08:04the academy
01:08:06the academy
01:08:07the academy
01:08:08what
01:08:10these people are rookies
01:08:19your people cost me a thousand dollars and i'm gonna take it out of your hide
01:08:24and from what i can see now you're about nine hundred and fifty short
01:08:30you're about nine hundred and fifty short
01:08:31didn't you realize that our police force has already sent out five undercover agents to pose
01:08:38as hookers in my ring
01:08:40we captured all five and we haven't heard from them
01:08:44what happened to them
01:08:51well
01:08:54we sent them overseas we um sold them into white slavery
01:08:58they don't bother me anymore
01:09:00and soon you'll join them very soon
01:09:04what about me
01:09:06what about you
01:09:08oh we have a special assignment for you
01:09:12we need someone to watch over all of those girls
01:09:15that's something i think you could do quite well
01:09:17watch a group of girls
01:09:19that doesn't sound so bad
01:09:21i might even enjoy it
01:09:25i doubt that
01:09:27because first we're going to castrate you
01:09:33help somebody help us
01:09:37leave all you want
01:09:38no one can help you now
01:09:48you can't capture that entire group
01:09:50you might as well call the police now before we get caught also
01:09:53you heard what she'd do to us
01:09:55there are some things a man won't sacrifice no matter what
01:09:58chucky it's no time to talk about major surgery
01:10:01i have a plan
01:10:02a plan right
01:10:04i still have a few tricks left up my sleeve
01:10:07just trust me
01:10:10okay
01:10:10now i want you to make a tape recording
01:10:12of you sounding like a police officer arresting everybody
01:10:15now go on try it
01:10:18this is the police chief girl under arrest
01:10:21no no no make it sound more convincing
01:10:24use the voice that you use in your movies
01:10:27this is the police chief girl under arrest
01:10:29put your hands in the air
01:10:31you have the right to remain silent
01:10:32don't move or we'll shoot
01:10:34we have the building surrounded
01:10:35anything you say can and will be used against your court of law
01:10:38don't try to escape
01:10:39we're sending for backup units
01:10:41that was great
01:10:42where'd you learn to say all that
01:10:44oh i've been arrested a few times
01:10:46hmm
01:10:48hurry we gotta get back to where we were before the tape starts
01:10:53oh get those uh shipping craves over here will you
01:10:57and don't forget to punch some holes in them this time so they don't suffocate like the last roof
01:11:05this is the police chief
01:11:06you're all under arrest
01:11:07what the hell is that
01:11:09it's a trick queen bee
01:11:11yeah pack these two up
01:11:14put your hands in the air
01:11:15don't move or we'll shoot
01:11:19it is a trick
01:11:20they wouldn't shoot with two ostriches
01:11:28this is no time to fix your makeup
01:11:31shhh
01:11:36oh my god
01:11:37i forgot
01:11:38they're fucking they'll shoot at anything
01:11:41you have the place surrounded
01:11:42you have the right to remain silent
01:11:44what do we do now queen bee
01:11:47this place is a honeycomb of mazes
01:11:49they'll never catch on
01:11:52follow me
01:11:54don't try to escape
01:11:55we're sending for backup units
01:12:10than
01:12:15yes
01:12:27listen to me
01:12:28which way now
01:12:30this way me girl
01:12:42How'd you find us?
01:12:43Never mind. We have to catch them before they get away.
01:12:46What's he doing here?
01:12:47He was the only one I could call to help us.
01:12:49What's he done so far?
01:12:52Don't move or we'll shoot.
01:12:54Good work.
01:12:55Hurry. We have to get them before they find their way out.
01:13:16I thought you said this place was a maze of honeycombs.
01:13:19I am the queen bee, not the maze keeper.
01:13:22This must be the way out.
01:13:32Hurry, girl.
01:13:37Faster, bee girl. Faster.
01:13:43Hey, how did you get on time?
01:13:46It's a professional secret.
01:13:48Oh, yeah?
01:13:49Well, what kind of professional secret have you got but this?
01:14:07Dwayne! Dwayne!
01:14:13The pressure point!
01:14:14Dwayne! The pressure point!
01:14:26I thought we were gonna do everything by the book.
01:14:28We are. I'm just using a different book.
01:14:39Dwayne!
01:14:40Follow me!
01:14:50Shonky Long.
01:14:53It's you!
01:14:57Mr. Long, I'm your biggest fan.
01:15:04You can have it for free.
01:15:07You like it kinky?
01:15:13Does the queen bee sleep on her back?
01:15:33Now, wait here while we catch the others.
01:15:37Damn you!
01:15:39This is the last time I ever spent a quarter to see one of your films.
01:15:45What the hell happened to you?
01:15:47Sparkle, how did you get handcuffed?
01:15:50Oh, never mind.
01:15:51It was just a brief infatuation.
01:16:01Come on, come on, come on!
01:16:09What happened to you?
01:16:10I don't know.
01:16:12When that girl took off her blouse,
01:16:14it had an effect on me like I never experienced before.
01:16:17Oh, really?
01:16:19Well, we'll have to discuss it.
01:16:21Later!
01:16:42This must be the way out!
01:17:02Something's wrong!
01:17:06Go!
01:17:07No!
01:17:09No!
01:17:17Dee!
01:17:19Yeah!
01:17:20Quick!
01:17:21Get out of the house!
01:17:22Oh, Dougie, we couldn't have done it without you!
01:17:26Wait, wait, what time is it?
01:17:27It's half to seven in the morning.
01:17:29Hurry!
01:17:30We're gonna miss graduation!
01:17:34Come on!
01:17:35Come on!
01:17:36Keep going!
01:17:37Get out of the house!
01:17:38Get out of the house!
01:18:10Find out for the house!
01:18:11You have to be the little bit of weird
01:18:11one.
01:18:12They're défun's house!
01:18:13Let me go!
01:18:13Come on.
01:18:15You know you're going to be the little bit of a lion.
01:18:15Yeah, there's nothing.
01:18:15Come on!
01:18:17You're looking at the house!
01:18:18Good, Tony!
01:18:18You're going to be the pilgrim!
01:18:18I'll be the pilgrim!
01:18:18You're going to be the pilgrim!
01:18:18So, I'm going to be the pilgrim!
01:18:19And what do you think?
01:18:20I'm going to be the pilgrim!
01:18:20You're going to be the pilgrim!
01:18:21And why do you think?
01:18:22It's happy, relieve no.
01:18:22What do you think?
01:18:23I don't know that.
01:18:24You think I don't know...
01:18:59Congratulations on your commencement.
01:19:04Graduating the Vice Academy is an honor that only we can bestow upon you.
01:19:11Soon you will be working hand in hand as proud members of the police force,
01:19:18cleaning up our streets of all the sleaze, slime, and filth
01:19:23that make our academies strong.
01:19:27And now, Police Chief Wells would like to say a few words.
01:19:44Thank you very much for those very kind words, Ms. Devonshire.
01:19:50You said them just the way I had them written.
01:19:59I'm especially proud of my daughter, Holly, and all of you, for that matter.
01:20:12Master, needy, master!
01:20:24Master, wait!
01:20:27What in the world?
01:20:29Don't start graduation without us!
01:20:33How dare you interrupt my father's speech?
01:20:36Shut up. He'll want to see this.
01:20:58I'll be back on the streets before you know it.
01:21:02Don't even take us, son.
01:21:03Don't even take us.
01:21:05I don't believe it.
01:21:07The Queen Bee.
01:21:09My own police force hasn't been able to bring her in.
01:21:12Yes, I know.
01:21:13We got them to confess to where they had all of your agents
01:21:17that they'd previously captured.
01:21:19This is the greatest thing, operation, I've ever seen.
01:21:23Better than anything my own police officers have ever done.
01:21:27Better than anything my own daughter is capable of.
01:21:31Daddy, how could you?
01:21:33Oh, but Pumpkin Lee.
01:21:35Don't touch me.
01:21:36Princess.
01:21:37Just leave me alone.
01:21:39Ah-ha!
01:21:40Just as I thought.
01:21:42What?
01:21:43There are only nine people in the van.
01:21:47Their quota was ten, and they failed to meet it.
01:21:51But you know as well as I that they can't be allowed to graduate.
01:21:56But surely you could make an exception in this case.
01:21:59The Queen Bee should count double.
01:22:02Literally.
01:22:04Be do things by the book around here.
01:22:07The requirement was ten, and they failed to meet it.
01:22:11I'm afraid she's right.
01:22:13The requirement is ten.
01:22:16I'm very sorry.
01:22:18You forgot to count me.
01:22:19It is ten.
01:22:21Chuckie, what are you doing?
01:22:22Be quiet.
01:22:23Oh, you won't.
01:22:24Why aren't you in the back with the rest of them?
01:22:26Let me sit in front on a count of good behavior.
01:22:30Chuckie, how can I ever repay you?
01:22:33Post my bail?
01:22:35It looks like you three are graduating.
01:22:38Please reconsider.
01:22:40This one can't even keep her clothes on.
01:22:42This is the most arrest we've had at one time since we booked that group in the porno movie.
01:22:47We were the one that brought in that group.
01:22:49But since Miss Devonshire said that we couldn't convict them, it wouldn't count against our quota.
01:22:54What are you talking about?
01:22:56We had a witness come in here yesterday.
01:22:58We've got a conviction that's good enough to put the whole group away for some time.
01:23:03What?
01:23:04Oh, didn't I mention that?
01:23:07Hi, you guys.
01:23:08Sherry, Paul.
01:23:10We have good news.
01:23:12We're graduating.
01:23:14Yeah.
01:23:15I have good news, too.
01:23:16My exercise video just went platinum.
01:23:18Yeah.
01:23:25Oh, we're here.
01:23:27Get a talent.
01:23:29Get a talent.
01:23:30Oh, let me see now.
01:23:32Our arrest quota is actually 20.
01:23:35That's the highest in the Academy's history.
01:23:38Do you know what that means?
01:23:56Congratulations on a job well done.
01:24:04Thank you, sir.
01:24:10How does it feel watching us graduate when there's nothing you can do about it?
01:24:16Let's hear it for our valedictorians.
01:24:34So, is there really money in making exercise videos?
01:24:38Are you kidding?
01:24:39At this rate, I'll be able to retire at 18.
01:24:42This could be the new career move I've been looking for.
01:24:45Pump it up with Chucky Long.
01:24:47It's got a nice ring to it.
01:24:51Come, Miss Devonshire.
01:24:53We have a trip to make downtown.
01:25:09You know, I have to give you credit for your class this semester.
01:25:13I'm sure your three-prized pupils will work very well side-by-side with you.
01:25:17You don't mean it.
01:25:20Of course I do.
01:25:22I think their best place on the forest will be working right alongside you.
01:25:26Just focus already.
01:25:27Shut up back there!
01:25:31I mean, sure, they'll make great partners.
01:25:59I mean, sure, they'll make great partners.
01:26:18I mean, sure, they'll make great partners.
01:26:37I mean, super stocking.
01:26:38Put your finger on the trigger, feel it getting bigger.
01:26:42Move a little post, put it in your Word.
01:26:45So let's do it.
01:26:48Shoot my boy.
01:26:51Got a pistol in my pocket.
01:26:54Hey, baby, super stocking.
01:26:58It's got a folding bag.
01:27:00You can make a prank.
01:27:01Blow me away.
01:27:03Just give me that.
01:27:04Let's do it.
01:27:07You're my bully
01:27:10When you go against my Levi
01:27:13You can feel my cocaine
01:27:15I'm 45
01:27:22Got a pistol in my pocket
01:27:26And baby, you can stock it
01:27:29It's a crackle on the cover
01:27:31But don't show me some mother
01:27:32You know I took away from my ammunition
01:27:35Let's do it
01:27:38By my bully
01:27:41When you better start tripping
01:27:44All you're gonna get is the weather
01:28:02You know I'll be right back
01:28:05At the end of the day
01:28:24You know I took away from my ammunition