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An alien creature escapes from a research lab at the infamous "Area 51" determined to hunt down its former tormentors.
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00:05:12This is it.
00:05:16This is where they brought the alien bodies.
00:05:19Area 51.
00:05:21Probably drove on this very road.
00:05:28can you see anything yet not even looking I don't want to look I just want to get to Vegas
00:05:55you see all these crazy experiments with alien technology it's one guy wrote a book that said
00:06:02he was developing this insane monster that would kill terrorists in Afghanistan and places like
00:06:06that he said it was a biological killing machine men in black killed him shut up I don't want to
00:06:19hear it what are we gonna get there come on we have all night to get there don't you want
00:06:25to know about
00:06:26how it maybe we should stop don't stop her
00:06:57this is the world don't stop drive faster
00:07:21I can't see the world
00:07:39I can't see the world
00:07:40I'm gonna crash
00:08:06Gibson
00:08:08yeah
00:08:10why is the car stopped
00:08:14blew a tire
00:08:19great what are we gonna do now we're gonna fix it that's what
00:08:27big deal no big deal
00:08:32you're gonna leave me here by myself
00:08:36what's the worst that can happen
00:08:39can't we just drive to a gas station or something
00:08:41not with a flat tire we can't
00:08:45just stay here
00:09:06I'm calling triple a
00:09:09like you're gonna get through area 51's jamming system
00:09:34this phone isn't working
00:09:48one cell
00:09:50half a cell
00:09:53damn it
00:10:17gibson get back in the car
00:10:18please
00:10:40whoa
00:10:41anybody out there
00:10:46Gibson, get back in the car, please.
00:10:49Quiet.
00:10:50I heard something.
00:11:03Gibson, what is it?
00:11:05Tell me.
00:11:42Gibson, if this is a joke, it isn't funny.
00:12:14Gibson, if this is a joke, it isn't funny.
00:12:41Gibson, if this is a joke, it isn't funny.
00:12:52Gibson, if this is a joke, it isn't funny.
00:12:58No.
00:13:44No.
00:13:46No!
00:13:46No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:49No!
00:13:58No!
00:13:59Get away from me!
00:14:09No!
00:14:10Get away from me!
00:14:13No!
00:14:14No!
00:14:15No!
00:14:16No!
00:14:16No!
00:14:16No!
00:14:20No!
00:14:21No!
00:14:23No!
00:14:47No!
00:15:12Are you sure it's safe to be out here with this thing on the loose?
00:15:17Nope.
00:15:20What should we do with him?
00:15:22Back him.
00:15:24Hell, Sheriff, that isn't a police duty.
00:15:26Get him out of the sun before the Buzzards get at him.
00:15:37Fish and Game are sending some help.
00:15:41Help?
00:15:42What do we need help for?
00:15:44We know this desert better than anyone.
00:15:47Maybe they can tell us what it is we're dealing with here.
00:15:50You don't believe in all those Area 51 stories, do you?
00:15:54I don't know, Randy.
00:15:56The desert's a strange place.
00:15:59Truth is, I don't care what's killing these people.
00:16:01I don't care if it's the goat sucker or the grave robbers from outer space.
00:16:04Only the bastard doing this.
00:16:08Sorry, Sheriff.
00:16:10You all right, Deputy?
00:16:17I'll be all right.
00:16:19Just give me a minute.
00:16:27I'll be all right.
00:16:35Just give me a minute.
00:16:40Don't use this place.
00:16:41You come to get me, you're not in hell.
00:16:43You come to walk me!
00:16:51You're not in hell.
00:16:55You're weak!
00:16:58You're right.
00:16:59You're right.
00:17:00You're right.
00:17:02You're right.
00:17:23Hello?
00:17:26Anybody home?
00:17:40Where are you?
00:17:48You're getting slow when you're old age.
00:17:56Damn it!
00:18:00Damn it!
00:18:02Cleo? What's the matter with you?
00:18:06Nothing new.
00:18:07Yeah. Is there some place we can talk?
00:18:11No.
00:18:12I haven't said anything yet.
00:18:14I told you no.
00:18:16Just hear me out, okay?
00:18:19The least you can do is tip me a glass of water.
00:18:25Fine. A glass of water. Then you go.
00:18:30Good.
00:18:38Tell me what happened. Is it sick?
00:18:42No. Nothing like that.
00:18:45I'm afraid the problem is much more grave.
00:18:49How grave?
00:18:51You remember that worst case scenario?
00:18:54The one we thought would never happen?
00:18:58You idiots.
00:19:01Two more were found this morning.
00:19:07I want you to go and inspect the bodies.
00:19:10Look, you've got a great team out there at Groom Lake.
00:19:13You don't need me.
00:19:15You designed this thing, Cleo.
00:19:17It's a lie because you built it.
00:19:20No one knows it better.
00:19:23It was a mistake.
00:19:25It's been two years.
00:19:27You've got to move on.
00:19:30I have moved on.
00:19:35You'll operate under the identity of a fish and game consultant.
00:19:41And stop the X-9 before the whole project is exposed.
00:19:48I'm a scientist, not an animal tracker.
00:19:51You have a nice place here, Cleo.
00:19:59So did the people in those pictures.
00:20:19Step right up, ladies, gentlemen, and those with curious souls.
00:20:25Dr. Psycho Billy and his abnormal amusement is back in town.
00:20:30And he has brought to you the most hideous specimen that will cause even the strongest heart to flutter.
00:20:36No tricks, no fakes.
00:20:40This is 100% sensational.
00:20:45Under 13, not admitted.
00:20:47Those with bad hearts or with stomachs.
00:20:50I suggest you stay home.
00:20:52For those strong enough to learn the truth.
00:20:55Tonight, miracles are for sale.
00:20:58Just five dollars.
00:21:00And step right in and see the genius of Dr. Psycho Billy.
00:21:06And his abnormality.
00:21:27This isn't exactly what I meant when I said dinner at Dosia.
00:21:30Oh, come on, this place rocks.
00:21:31Look, freaks.
00:21:32Can I offer you a tarantula?
00:21:34A little Spanish fly.
00:21:36Zombie guts.
00:21:38Maggot cigarette.
00:21:40How about some crack?
00:21:44This place gives me the creeps.
00:21:46I know, isn't it great?
00:21:52You.
00:21:52You look like a woman who enjoys the art of evolution.
00:21:57How would you like to see one of these gross old realities?
00:22:01I could dig it.
00:22:02Just five dollars.
00:22:04And you like this risk.
00:22:06Can we go now?
00:22:07I don't think Mr. Gucci intended these shoes to be worn in the dirt.
00:22:10We just got here.
00:22:13Please don't make me beg.
00:22:18Can I do that thing to you that we talked about?
00:22:21You're scared.
00:22:23Fine.
00:22:23Let's just go.
00:22:25Okay, we'll go.
00:22:26Thanks.
00:22:27As soon as this is over.
00:22:29Fine.
00:22:32Don't be afraid, madame.
00:22:35Stay with the hair.
00:22:36And the line may be just as you buy.
00:22:40If you are looking at this.
00:22:44Whatever.
00:22:54So, you got a thing for freaks?
00:22:57No.
00:22:58I'm trying to get this place shut down for abusing animals.
00:23:03Well, cause I'm a bit of a freak myself and after we see the monster I can show it to
00:23:07you.
00:23:08Ew!
00:23:08Just fuck off and die.
00:23:10Dude, chill out.
00:23:11She's telling everything.
00:23:13Oh my god.
00:23:14You have to be kidding me.
00:23:16Hey, what can I say?
00:23:17We share political views.
00:23:18Okay, were you stupid people shut up already?
00:23:20Geez, show us about to scarf.
00:23:23Save the animals!
00:23:27The great hoodoo has arrived!
00:23:52I've shown you the man of Gamur.
00:23:55You've seen the Sodom wench.
00:23:58Who can forget the savage Gambleau?
00:24:02Now, view the demon unmasked.
00:24:04Women, shield your eyes.
00:24:06As soon as you see this sensational monstrosity,
00:24:08you will never again doubt the force of evolution or the existence of God.
00:24:18Ladies and simple folk, from Satan's hands I bring to you the eighth wonder of the world.
00:24:25The Mogollon Monster!
00:24:28To the queen star!
00:24:31Shhh!
00:24:33Shhh!
00:24:38Shhh!
00:24:39Shhh!
00:24:41Shhh!
00:24:43Shhh!
00:24:49Shhh!
00:24:56that ain't no demon that's just a dead old bat bat killer don't let the devil fool you folks
00:25:03he's just playing his tricks just like he did the president clinton with that serpent line
00:25:08why aren't you going ahead and wake the monster
00:25:13show the people the devil's made of
00:25:30oh
00:25:31yeah
00:25:31yeah
00:25:36It's all part of the X, folks.
00:25:48Guys!
00:25:51Let's go.
00:25:54Really? Come on.
00:26:12Where the hell are we going?
00:26:15Away from the scene.
00:26:17P.T. Barnum will go back there and put a damn tranquilizer dart in that dancing neck.
00:26:21P.T. Barnum wasn't wanted for murder.
00:26:24I'll never mind, kill the geek.
00:26:26Why was I supposed to know drain her to disintegrate his organs?
00:26:28Please, Billy.
00:26:30People just don't go.
00:26:31P.T. Barnum will go from seventh heaven to homicidal art in one day.
00:26:35These things take time.
00:26:38Adjustments in thinking.
00:26:39They're thought out.
00:26:40I'll be dead before that happens.
00:26:42I'm looking for something a little more short-term.
00:26:50Well?
00:26:53Are you going to take out the book or are we just going to have to turn on the television?
00:27:00I don't know.
00:27:01I don't know if you insist.
00:27:10Lay back, darling.
00:27:12The good doctor touched you with his heal in hand.
00:27:15That's it.
00:27:21I got you, I got you.
00:27:46I got you.
00:28:20I got you.
00:28:46I got you.
00:29:21I got you.
00:29:55I got you.
00:30:26Excuse me, ma'am.
00:30:28Can I help you with something?
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:30I'm looking for Sheriff Cash.
00:30:32Cash, what can I help you with?
00:30:34Cleo Browning, Fish and Game sent me.
00:30:37I didn't know they hired women at Fish and Game.
00:30:41I'd like to see the bodies.
00:30:43You sure get right to the point, don't you?
00:30:45Listen, Sheriff, let's just get one thing out of the way.
00:30:47I'm an advisor for Fish and Game.
00:30:49I have access to all the same things you do and much more.
00:30:52So let's not make each of this life difficult.
00:30:54Okay?
00:30:57You're my guest.
00:31:00Is it me?
00:31:01Or is she a little off?
00:31:04She's hot, Randy.
00:31:05She can get as off as she wants.
00:31:10Oh.
00:31:18How well do you handle seeing dead things?
00:31:21I cried at my mother's wake.
00:31:23Why?
00:31:24This here's about as gory as it gets out here, aside from the kiln floor.
00:31:31You a meat eater?
00:31:33I like a good steak.
00:31:35But I always feel guilty about eating it.
00:31:38Maybe this will help you cut back.
00:31:41Poor girl had no chance.
00:31:42Looks like the claws were in her before she could even get a grip on what was happening.
00:31:46Yeah, I have to agree with you on that one, ma'am.
00:31:48Cleo.
00:31:49Excuse me?
00:31:50My name's Cleo.
00:31:51You keep calling me ma'am.
00:31:53What am I, your mother's friend?
00:31:56Sorry about that.
00:32:01What is it?
00:32:01You see something?
00:32:05Sheriff?
00:32:07You've got yourself a problem.
00:32:47Damn it.
00:33:04That feels so good.
00:33:13Damn it.
00:33:26Lambert.
00:33:28Hey, it's me.
00:33:30Yeah, what'd you find out?
00:33:32It's worse than we expected.
00:33:34I'm at the scene of a fresh attack.
00:33:35How bad is it?
00:33:38Not as bad as it's going to get unless we stop it.
00:33:41Is the sheriff cooperating?
00:33:46Remember, the security on this is so black that it does not exist.
00:33:53You don't have nothing.
00:33:55Yes, sir.
00:33:56Oh, and sir, I'm going to stay on this one until it's finished.
00:34:00Well, that's good news.
00:34:02You keep me informed now.
00:34:12Witness drew this.
00:34:13You want to tell me what we're dealing with here?
00:34:16Fish and game are taking over.
00:34:18Sheriff, I'd like your help on this one.
00:34:19You know the area best.
00:34:21You got it.
00:34:22What do you think is doing this?
00:34:24All I can tell you is this.
00:34:26The only way you'll actually see it is if it lets you, but by then it's too late.
00:34:30That's when the attack comes.
00:34:32Make no mistake.
00:34:34This thing is a biological killing machine.
00:34:47Son of a bitch.
00:34:57Damn it.
00:34:59Damn it.
00:35:09Nuts.
00:35:16What did I do to deserve this?
00:35:21God damn it.
00:35:21What did I do to deserve this?
00:35:27Come on.
00:35:28Come on.
00:35:31Come on.
00:35:31Work, damn it.
00:35:32Work.
00:35:40You sure know a lot about something that you said you don't know anything about.
00:35:44You have a plan for this kind of thing?
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:47Search and destroy.
00:35:49What does that mean?
00:35:51It means I'm going to kill it.
00:35:53No!
00:35:54Save the animals, not people.
00:35:57Come on!
00:35:58You fur-wearing, monkey-killing sons of bitches!
00:36:02Who the hell are you?
00:36:03Hillary French, Earth Liberation Front.
00:36:07Get this environmentalist whack job out of here!
00:36:13I'll fight you!
00:36:17Ow!
00:36:20Get the living animal!
00:36:22You can't just kill it because you want to build new houses and drive SUVs!
00:36:27Take the profit motive away!
00:36:30Yeah, corporate greets.
00:36:31It sucks, man.
00:36:33You can't do it.
00:36:35Yeah.
00:36:40So what do you suggest we do?
00:36:42We find where the bastard sleeps.
00:36:45All right, let's go.
00:36:47I've got an idea where we can start.
00:36:48Sheriff, okay then, Sheriff, I'll just stay here and guard the crime scene in case it comes back.
00:36:54Good idea, Randy.
00:36:55Can you give us a call if you see anything?
00:36:57Yes, sir.
00:36:57I will.
00:37:12We have to stop them from killing that animal.
00:37:15I'm all about the obstruction to justice, man, but they're going to Green Lake, Area 51, man.
00:37:21I'll bet you anything that thing's an experiment gone wrong, man.
00:37:24All the more reason why we have to, like, save it and show the world what the government is doing.
00:37:30Oh, Albie, don't tell me you're going to let your cute little girlfriend go out there all by herself.
00:37:36I mean, you wouldn't want me to get picked up by a big, bad wolf now, would you?
00:37:42All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
00:37:44Move, move.
00:37:45Okay.
00:37:54How do you feel about hiking?
00:37:56Why?
00:37:57I know a guy who lives in a shack by himself, but I'd say he's tied into just about every
00:38:00living thing out here.
00:38:02If something's on the loose, you'd be first to know about it.
00:38:04Let's talk to him.
00:38:08I got to warn you, though, he's skittish.
00:38:10He hates technology and modern civilization.
00:38:13Sounds like the Unabomber.
00:38:16That's serious, huh?
00:38:17He's a bit old-fashioned, so you let me do the talk.
00:38:38They're heading into the mountains.
00:38:40So am I.
00:38:42Stop it.
00:38:43That's not why we're here.
00:38:45Why else would we be here?
00:38:48Stop it.
00:38:49I already told you, Albie.
00:38:50We're here to stop them.
00:38:51But that doesn't mean we can't get around the old inn.
00:38:55Albie, stop hiding your fear with lust.
00:38:59Wait here.
00:39:00Oh, and signal me if you see them coming back, okay?
00:39:06Hey, I don't think we should be separating.
00:39:10In Scooby-Doo, nobody gets attacked until they split up.
00:39:13Wait there.
00:39:16Go ahead.
00:39:17Go ahead.
00:39:22Looks like we've traveled back to 1865.
00:39:26Where is our modern man?
00:39:29I don't know.
00:39:30Maybe he's off trapping something.
00:39:32Cletus?
00:39:32What's that smell?
00:39:34That's moonshine.
00:39:35It's a Cletus brand whiskey.
00:39:37I'm sure if you ask him real nice, he'll give you a taste.
00:39:39Cletus?
00:39:40Cletus, it's Sam.
00:39:41Don't shoot.
00:39:42Don't shoot?
00:39:43What the hell does that mean?
00:39:44Get out!
00:39:45Get out!
00:39:45She's gonna blow!
00:39:46Oh!
00:39:48Oh!
00:39:53Wow!
00:39:54Wish I hate losing a proper batch of whiskey.
00:39:57I love a good explosion.
00:40:08Oh, that's bad stuff.
00:40:10Give it back, then.
00:40:12What the hell are you doing out here, anyhow?
00:40:15Don't you know there's an escaped alien running around killing folks?
00:40:20She ain't an offering, is she?
00:40:22Offering?
00:40:23Nothing like that, Cletus.
00:40:24We just come here to ask you some questions.
00:40:26Damn government black suits.
00:40:28Who is she, then?
00:40:29My name's Cletus.
00:40:31I ain't asking you.
00:40:32Back in those cities, maybe it's okay for a woman to be interrupted in a man's conversation.
00:40:37But this here is my desert.
00:40:39And unless you're here to pleasure me, you can go right on ahead and shut the fuck up!
00:40:44Pleasure you!
00:40:52All right, then.
00:40:53There's no need for hysterics.
00:40:55Who said anything about hysterics?
00:40:57We're looking for this.
00:41:12Okay.
00:41:14Here goes.
00:41:46Albert!
00:41:50Albert!
00:41:50Albie?
00:41:51I need you to do this for me.
00:41:57Albie?
00:42:00Albert?
00:42:06Albie?
00:42:25Albie?
00:42:31Albie?
00:42:32Talk about that damn old creature escaped that crazy military base down in the lake bed.
00:42:38Did you see it?
00:42:40Knock your doors, folks.
00:42:42I'd lock mine if I had one, because that thing's a real son of a bitch.
00:42:46Ugly, too.
00:42:47Where'd it go?
00:42:48Wrecking up in them caves.
00:42:50Let's go.
00:42:53I'd stay away from there if I was you.
00:42:55What's that?
00:42:57That's creeper whiskey.
00:42:59By the time you get up there, y'all be seeing red spots.
00:43:02You'll be seeing green ones, too.
00:43:05Merry fucking Christmas.
00:43:08Cletus is right.
00:43:09Let's wait till morning, then go check out the caves.
00:43:11We don't want to get stuck out there in the dark.
00:43:13All right.
00:43:14Thanks, Cletus.
00:43:15No bother.
00:43:20Backwards, son of a bitch.
00:43:22Backwards, son of a bitch.
00:43:28Albert!
00:43:32Albie!
00:43:33Where are you?
00:43:35Albert!
00:43:35Albert!
00:43:36Albert!
00:43:38Albert!
00:43:44Albert!
00:43:52Help!
00:43:54Help!
00:43:56Help!
00:44:14We need to catch the bastard where it sleeps.
00:44:17Well, where would you go to sleep if you were an ugly monster?
00:44:21Oh, forget I even said that.
00:44:25Ugly monsters hide in dark places.
00:44:26Oh, so do pretty ones.
00:44:29Black Range Mountains are right there. We'll look there first.
00:44:33We?
00:44:34Coming with me.
00:44:37Billy, don't you love me anymore?
00:44:41Love? I love bleeding scabs and prosthetic limbs.
00:44:45I love young girls sitting nervously on beds.
00:44:48What we have is... sustainable.
00:44:53Don't you want to get married?
00:44:56It's a depraved new world. I'm a child of divorce. What can I say?
00:45:00Forget it. Forget it. Let's just catch a stupid monster.
00:45:04That's my girl.
00:45:05Let's get up.
00:45:06Let's get up.
00:45:08Let's get up.
00:45:11Let's get up.
00:45:18Let's get up.
00:45:18Let's get up.
00:45:20Let's get up.
00:45:22Let's get up.
00:45:23Let's get up.
00:45:23Let's get up.
00:45:23Let's get up.
00:45:24Let's get up.
00:45:24Let's get up.
00:45:25Let's get up.
00:45:25Let's get up.
00:45:25Let's get up.
00:45:26Let's get up.
00:45:26Let's get up.
00:45:26Let's get up.
00:45:27Let's get up.
00:45:29Let's get up.
00:45:33Let's get up.
00:45:36Thanks for letting me stay here tonight. I hate those cheap motels.
00:45:41Yeah, I didn't figure you for that kind of lady.
00:45:49Look at the flashlights.
00:46:00You don't work for Fish and Game, do you?
00:46:03What makes you think that?
00:46:04Oh, I don't know, just a hunch.
00:46:07See, this isn't the only one around here who thinks this thing came from Area 51.
00:46:12Don't tell me you believe in aliens, Sheriff.
00:46:18Guess I should have checked the batteries before we came out here, like a couple of lame elk.
00:46:22I can't see a thing.
00:46:23Here, take my arm.
00:46:24We're traveling a herd, so it's likely to pick us off that way.
00:46:31It wasn't Area 51. This thing escaped from somewhere.
00:46:34I mean, no animal I know of just decides one day to start killing people for the hell of it.
00:46:38One attack, sure, but two in one day, I don't think so.
00:46:41Forget about where it came from, Sheriff.
00:46:44You just worry about helping me find it.
00:46:46Why did I get the feeling there's something you're not telling me?
00:46:49We just met.
00:46:51We just met.
00:46:51You want my whole life story?
00:46:52So, background maybe?
00:46:57What is it?
00:46:59Did you hear that?
00:47:00No.
00:47:02This way.
00:47:07What the hell are you doing?
00:47:12I want to show you something.
00:47:24Okay, just so there's no misunderstanding here, you're showing me your scars, right?
00:47:28Not your breasts.
00:47:31What I'm about to tell you is one of the government's most private secrets.
00:47:36It's called the X-9.
00:47:39It was designed for the Defense Department.
00:47:42A biological weapon with one purpose.
00:47:46To kill.
00:47:49I built it.
00:47:52Now they want me to destroy it.
00:48:00I don't know what to say.
00:48:02Well, you better not say anything.
00:48:05I just thought you should know.
00:48:32Let's see if the phone company tries to screw with me after they open this chair.
00:48:43It hurts so good, huh?
00:48:50Oh that hurts so good.
00:49:06Are you here?
00:49:28Come on, show yourself, you piece of turd!
00:49:44What the fuck?
00:49:46Come on, show yourself, you piece of turd!
00:50:16Come on, show yourself, you piece of turd!
00:50:41What the hell?
00:50:43Where am I?
00:50:45Oh no, you don't!
00:50:46I ain't no food!
00:50:55Get away from me, you dirty splats off!
00:51:37I can't tell if it's early or just really, really late!
00:51:42I think it's another day altogether.
00:51:44I lose track.
00:51:46Tell me again, why am I here?
00:51:50Because it hasn't yet decided to kill you.
00:51:54Billy, don't you think that we should just let this one go?
00:51:59It decided to kill me, but wasn't that great?
00:52:04No, Billy, please, listen to me this time.
00:52:06I think it's too dangerous.
00:52:08That's why we have Speck.
00:52:15Speck, can you remember where the car is parked?
00:52:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:58That's it.
00:52:59Nice drop.
00:53:01Should be fun.
00:53:03Well, you're gonna stay here until I make sure that it's safe.
00:53:08We only get one chance.
00:53:11I'm not letting you go down there by yourself.
00:53:23I'm not gonna win this one, am I?
00:53:24Are you gonna safety me or what?
00:53:27Well, what are you gonna do if you find it?
00:53:33Introduce myself.
00:53:57You all right?
00:53:58Quiet.
00:53:59Quiet.
00:54:00Roger that.
00:54:37I just made trust in options so far.
00:54:38If not, I need us to change.
00:54:39If take some time to bond, it depends on how it's planned to connect the struggling team
00:54:39I think we have to do the job and we match it.卵,
00:54:39let's move on, and you're best on you. Yep.
00:54:49absolutely.
00:54:54I can see one
00:54:56of the management teams every day and I need to show you this point. To be honest,
00:54:58we have a lot of people behind your business, look them out and
00:55:02this is getting us nowhere we've been walking around here for hours and i'm starting to get
00:55:08really really lightheaded show a little patience loser loser talk we need bait what's this thing
00:55:19eat anyway people so far look at this oh what is ew what that's disgusting dragged through here
00:55:31ew we got us a meat eater
00:55:55hmm
00:55:56hmm
00:55:56hmm
00:56:02hmm
00:56:03hmm
00:56:28I'm not going to hurt you.
00:56:31I'm a friend of your mother's.
00:56:51What happened?
00:57:06Sam!
00:57:07I'm here!
00:57:08What's...
00:57:08What's going on?
00:57:10Throw down your backpack!
00:57:13I'm sending something up to you!
00:57:14I'm sending something to you!
00:57:44from its mother?
00:57:51Pull him up now!
00:58:06I'll take that for you.
00:58:08Sam! Throw down the rope!
00:58:11Get me out of here!
00:58:15Sam, what's going on?
00:58:20Darling, I think we struck gold.
00:58:22The light! The light! Get it out of the light!
00:58:26Oh, Jesus.
00:58:29You know what? This means the mother will still be down there.
00:58:34No, let me go in and say hello.
00:58:40Hello?
00:58:42Who the hell are you?
00:58:45Evelda, and you are?
00:58:48Cleo! Dr. Cleo Brown!
00:58:51I didn't ask for your life story.
00:58:53What do you want?
00:58:55I'm thinking we could help each other out here.
00:58:57Oh, yeah?
00:58:59How's that?
00:59:01Since I've got the baby, you can keep the mother, and we'll just call it even. How's that?
00:59:08Listen, Evelda, great. Just throw down the rope, okay? We'll talk about it up there.
00:59:13What rope?
00:59:15I think we got what we want.
00:59:18Okay, senor. In you go.
00:59:28Did we see the rabbit? Tell him I'd say hello.
00:59:33See ya, kid.
00:59:34Don't do this!
00:59:36Throw me the rope!
00:59:37If you're done chatting, we should probably get the hell out of here.
00:59:40Speck, lead the way.
00:59:41I'm finished.
00:59:45I'm back.
00:59:47Sam, we're in a wee spot of trouble here.
00:59:52Where's that gun of yours?
00:59:53Psycho ticket.
00:59:55What? Don't you have an ankle holster or something?
00:59:57What are you talking about? You're the one who has the knife.
00:59:59I don't like guns!
01:00:04Why?
01:00:07Where are we?
01:00:08Where's the car, Speck?
01:00:14Wait, we are lost.
01:00:16Can you shut that thing up?
01:00:21You might as well start looking for the Blair Witch.
01:00:24Hold the axe, darling.
01:00:25Speck never cured if wrong was wrong.
01:00:27Well, he sure did now.
01:00:31Parked on the east side of the mountain.
01:00:33That wasn't the norm.
01:00:35Keep moving down and hope we find it.
01:00:36You might as well ask God to lead us.
01:00:38If you've wondered what we're gonna do if the car's not there,
01:00:40then what'll happen?
01:00:42Let's just keep heading down and hope we find it.
01:00:44What do you think, Speck?
01:00:47Finally.
01:00:57Go!
01:00:58Go!
01:01:01Get out!
01:01:03Get out!
01:01:05Get out!
01:01:06Get out!
01:01:06Get out!
01:01:07Get out!
01:01:08Get out!
01:01:09Get out!
01:01:13This way!
01:01:14Come on! Let's go!
01:01:21We have to get back that infant!
01:01:24That little animal is not the one who's eating my voting poll!
01:01:27So as far as I'm concerned, they can have the ugly thing!
01:01:30Oh, God! The longer we stand around arguing,
01:01:34the closer they get to escaping!
01:01:37I don't care. I'm sorry. I've got a plan, all right?
01:01:39I'm gonna set up a trap. I'm gonna get that thing at the cave entrance,
01:01:42and we're gonna end this!
01:01:45Just like that?
01:01:46Yeah, just like that.
01:01:50And what are you gonna use as bait?
01:01:55Bait?
01:01:56Yeah, well, you said you had a trap.
01:02:00I'm asking you, what's your bait?
01:02:06I haven't thought that far ahead yet.
01:02:08Well, I have, and right now your bait is escaping!
01:02:12You wanna catch this thing? You wanna save your people?
01:02:16Help me get back that infant!
01:02:33Please, I'm dying! Hurry! Get me into that limo!
01:02:36I feel like I'm melting like the wicked witch!
01:02:39I'm dying! I need some AC!
01:02:40I need some AC!
01:02:43Oh!
01:02:52Thanks, Speck!
01:02:54Get a real pal!
01:02:56Hot dog!
01:02:57Oh, hot dog!
01:03:05Oh!
01:03:06Oh...
01:03:10Oh!
01:03:12Oh!
01:03:16Oh!
01:03:18Oh!
01:03:21Oh!
01:03:21Oh!
01:03:23Oh!
01:03:24Oh, oh!
01:03:31I don't get it, Sheriff.
01:03:33If you found him at the caves, why are you going after that circus guy?
01:03:37If you're going to arrest him, you'll need backup.
01:03:39We're just going to check something out, Randy.
01:03:40I need you to let me know where they are.
01:03:43We got word that they're setting up over in Katona.
01:03:45Do you want me to call Katona PD and tell them what's going on?
01:03:48I could do that.
01:03:50That's negative, Randy.
01:03:51I want you to get up to the caves and guard them.
01:03:53Make sure this thing doesn't come after us.
01:03:56Sir, shouldn't I just stay here and operate communications?
01:03:59That's a negative, Deputy.
01:04:00I need you to get up here as soon as you can and make sure you bring your sidearm.
01:04:04Six six out.
01:04:08We're going to have to go into this place covert.
01:04:10We can go in, seize the animal, but we've got to let Billy go.
01:04:13It's a jurisdiction thing.
01:04:15I'm more worried about the X-9.
01:04:18Me too.
01:04:27Don't worry.
01:04:29I'm an officer of the law.
01:04:36I don't want to go up to those caves.
01:04:43Oh, jeez.
01:04:55Get a sign.
01:04:56Get a sign that says Alien Monster Boy.
01:04:58Alien Baby.
01:04:59Make it right.
01:05:00Think of something.
01:05:01Just get it right.
01:05:03Ow.
01:05:04Jesus.
01:05:06The Alien Monster Babies.
01:05:08The real deal.
01:05:09Fill every seat.
01:05:11Get it right.
01:05:13Get it right.
01:05:14Get it right.
01:05:17Can you do something about that hand?
01:05:22Ew, you're disgusting.
01:05:24This is our star telling.
01:05:25It's my fancy dress.
01:05:27We give him what he wants, even if that means some unlucky folks have to die.
01:05:30We can't keep them fat.
01:05:32Wait a minute.
01:05:33Did I hear you say he?
01:05:36How do you know it's a he?
01:05:39Just a feeling.
01:05:40Whatever.
01:05:43Come on, little guy.
01:05:43I don't get hungry.
01:05:46Don't worry.
01:05:47I know you're scared without your mother here, but I'm going to take care of you.
01:05:51That's a good one.
01:05:56When are you going to take me out to dinner?
01:06:00I don't know.
01:06:00No, no.
01:06:01No.
01:06:03No.
01:06:09Oh, my God.
01:06:33Damn it.
01:07:28Oh, my God.
01:07:52Oh, my God.
01:07:58This isn't happening.
01:08:00Oh, my God.
01:08:16Step right up, ladies, gentlemen, and those with curious souls.
01:08:22Tonight is a very special night for us, and perhaps a freaky night for you if you just
01:08:30step right into the tent.
01:08:32Tonight, Dr. Psycho Billy brings to you from La Jornada de la Muerte a magnificent specimen
01:08:40that will cause even the strongest heart to flutter.
01:08:45No tricks.
01:08:46No fakes.
01:08:47This is 100% sensational.
01:08:52Tonight, the doctor brings to you something never before seen.
01:08:56Something so terrifying, so grotesque.
01:09:01Your own government denies that did exist.
01:09:04Tonight, the doctor Psycho Billy brings to you his newest abnormality.
01:09:09Billy, monster boy, you found alien.
01:09:18When are you going to stop that awful nonsense?
01:09:23How about when I grow some arms?
01:09:25The least you can do is wait until I'm finished.
01:09:29Do you think Billy really captured the alien?
01:09:32He captured something.
01:09:34Whether or not it's just a new special effects man, we'll find out soon enough.
01:09:38Why would you know?
01:09:40Nothing.
01:09:41Do you think it's real?
01:09:43It looked real enough last night when it was ripping the head off that man.
01:09:48Oh, what an act.
01:09:49God, I hope they have a strong cage.
01:09:52Whatever it is, I'm sure you and I have seen much worse than a vampire rat.
01:09:56Try Evalda in the morning without makeup.
01:10:06I know, I expect they're going to be guarding this thing pretty tight, so we can go in, scope it
01:10:10out.
01:10:10We can do surveillance all night if we have to.
01:10:12After the show, they'll pack up and leave.
01:10:14Billy and Evalda won't hang around long, and they'll probably keep the alien with him.
01:10:18We have to get it during the show.
01:10:20Fine, this will help keep us from being recognized here.
01:10:23My hair is quite gross enough as it is, thank you.
01:10:25Just wear it.
01:10:27They'll have a harder time recognizing me.
01:10:30Just listen to me for a second.
01:10:31Oh, no. I'm not this tired old.
01:10:35If you get scared, do hold my hand like a dumb girl. Crap!
01:10:38No. I know you can handle yourself, alright?
01:10:41I'm not gonna ask you to hold my hand.
01:10:43I'm just saying, we were lucky to not get seriously hurt today.
01:10:47Sooner or later, luck runs dry.
01:10:49I don't believe in luck.
01:10:50I know. I'm just saying we've gotta be careful.
01:10:54There's no use going in there if we know we can't get out with it.
01:10:56You hear what I'm saying?
01:10:58Okay, I promise. Now let's go.
01:11:07Praise Darwin!
01:11:10I am at peace with the land.
01:11:13I am back from the Giordana del Muerte
01:11:15and I have brought with me a demon child to make you believe.
01:11:21No, not death itself, but one of its sinful aliens.
01:11:26Just show us the fucking freak.
01:11:28Yeah, it shows us the freak.
01:11:30You've come a long way to see a miracle, I know.
01:11:32I've come a long way to show you one.
01:11:35Ladies and gentlemen, those with faint hearts and weak eyes,
01:11:38now is your last chance.
01:11:41From the great darkness beyond, I bring to you an abnormality not to be believed.
01:11:46The possible, missing, link, infant, alien!
01:11:54Just what exactly do you think you're doing with my monster?
01:11:58Everyone, get out of here! Get as far away as you can!
01:12:03My heart is of a forgiving nature.
01:12:05Now I'm giving you one last chance.
01:12:08Put the fetus down.
01:12:10They've had their last chance.
01:12:13Better go not stuck around their ass.
01:12:16Let's go!
01:12:17His doctor's life is of me!
01:12:18All right!
01:12:19That went well.
01:12:20Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:12:21They're going to try to head us up to the parking lot,
01:12:22so we're going to have to find a way to get around the other side.
01:12:25Probably loop around.
01:12:26If anything happens, you just keep running.
01:12:28Let's just go!
01:12:30I have a feeling that mother thing's going to come around here looking soon.
01:12:32You better hide yourself.
01:12:34Well, I don't have a good feeling.
01:12:35In fact, I feel like I'm going to die tonight.
01:12:37You're a loser.
01:12:38This is all a mistake.
01:12:44Come here, Speck.
01:12:48There they are.
01:12:49Bring me back my alien and the girl.
01:12:51Cowboy you can bury.
01:12:52Yes, sir.
01:12:54And the girl?
01:12:55Why don't you go hide yourself?
01:12:58But is this the olden ages?
01:13:00Try and make it without me, you loser.
01:13:25Cut you on, stupid alien.
01:13:28I'm taking a break.
01:13:47Come to daddy, little girl.
01:14:22One of us.
01:14:23One of us.
01:14:26Ah!
01:14:37Hurry!
01:14:52Stop!
01:14:53Watch out!
01:14:54There's something in there!
01:14:55I noticed!
01:14:57It's so fast!
01:14:58Chief is stuck!
01:15:04We can't stay here!
01:15:07I need backup! This is 6-6! Back up immediately!
01:15:106-6, I need backup!
01:15:14Randy, where the hell are you?
01:15:16Goddammit!
01:15:18Get out of here!
01:15:19Get the fuck out of here!
01:15:32Let's see how well you hide in a murder of freaks.
01:15:45This is the kind of suicide a person can live with.
01:15:55Ladies and gentlemen!
01:15:59Introducing Erica!
01:16:01The armless knife girl!
01:16:35Oh, shit!
01:16:37Oh, shit!
01:16:47Dead! Right dead!
01:16:49Let's get out of here!
01:16:51Come on!
01:16:59This is gonna be fun.
01:17:14Just say no.
01:17:16Screw you!
01:17:18No!
01:17:27Can you feel anything?
01:17:35Kill the thing.
01:17:42Oh, baby!
01:17:50There you are!
01:17:51Help me!
01:17:52Billy!
01:17:53This thing smells so bad!
01:17:54Billy!
01:17:54Please, I'll do anything!
01:17:55Billy, I love you!
01:17:56I love you!
01:17:57Billy, I'll do anything!
01:17:58Help me!
01:17:58You can have your boyfriend!
01:18:00Billy, just help me!
01:18:00Please!
01:18:01Billy!
01:18:02Billy, help!
01:18:04Please!
01:18:04You can have the monster!
01:18:05You can do anything you want!
01:18:06Just take!
01:18:07Help!
01:18:07Billy, save me!
01:18:11Just sit still, darling!
01:18:12Billy!
01:18:13This thing smells so bad!
01:18:14Billy!
01:18:14Billy, please!
01:18:15I'll do anything!
01:18:15Billy, I love you!
01:18:16I love you!
01:18:17Billy, I'll do anything!
01:18:18Don't fight it and make things worse!
01:18:19Give!
01:18:20Me!
01:18:21The insight!
01:18:22Mind your own freakin' business!
01:18:24Don't do this!
01:18:25Billy!
01:18:26You're all I got!
01:18:27Billy!
01:18:27Tell me, Billy!
01:18:29Avelta, honey?
01:18:31I think it's time we redefine the nature of our relationship.
01:18:36Billy, please!
01:18:44You're no freak!
01:18:47Help!
01:18:53Ah!
01:18:54Ah!
01:18:56Ah!
01:18:57Fuck!
01:18:59Ah!
01:19:00Ah!
01:19:03Ah!
01:19:05Ah!
01:19:06Ah!
01:19:16Oh
01:19:34You're just some kid from the suburbs
01:19:37He likes to play pretend
01:19:39I'm pretty good at you too
01:19:43Not good enough
01:19:51Oh
01:20:00Oh
01:20:02Oh
01:20:04Oh
01:20:05Oh
01:20:05Oh
01:20:08Oh
01:20:09Oh
01:20:12Oh
01:20:13Oh
01:20:13Oh
01:20:13Oh
01:20:14Oh
01:20:14Oh
01:20:15Oh
01:20:15Oh
01:20:19Oh
01:20:21Oh
01:20:21Oh
01:20:21Oh
01:20:21Oh
01:20:22Oh
01:20:32Oh
01:20:35Oh
01:20:45Oh
01:20:46Oh
01:20:46Oh
01:20:47Oh
01:20:54Oh
01:20:55Is it dead?
01:20:57They're all dead
01:21:04It's probably one of those times when I should feel something
01:21:13Feeling
01:21:14Feeling
01:21:15It's highly overrated
01:21:17Are you gonna kill me?
01:21:21That depends
01:21:22Well
01:21:23Take it
01:21:24I don't want it anyways
01:21:32Get these bodies out of here
01:21:36Before the buzzards get at them
01:21:37Get these bodies out of here
01:22:02Oh
01:22:03Oh
01:22:04Oh
01:22:05Oh
01:22:05Oh
01:22:05Oh
01:22:05Oh
01:22:06Uh-huh.
01:22:36Uh-huh.
01:23:07Uh-huh.
01:23:40Uh-huh.
01:24:08Uh-huh.
01:24:37Uh-huh.
01:25:12Uh-huh.
01:25:15Uh-huh.
01:25:53Uh-huh.
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