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A squadron of outer space bimbos decide to take revenge on the male chauvinists of Earth.
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00:01:17And now, our feature presentation.
00:01:38For years, man has lived with the thought that he was all-powerful in the universe,
00:01:43that nothing could stop his chauvinistic wares.
00:01:46But he is about to find out that he is but a tiny spermule in the giant gene pool known
00:01:51as Outer Space.
00:02:32Ship number one, Nemia, prepare for launch.
00:02:58Ship number two, Pintas, set for launch.
00:03:11Ship number three, Santa Maria.
00:03:14You're upside down.
00:03:15Ship number two, Paidmeticena.
00:03:19Ship number three,教ina.
00:03:22Ship number three, JPEGs.
00:03:33Ship number three, producers, R however they are still piano-p superpower.
00:03:42Ship number four, as you are a fan of vostri.
00:03:44Ship number four, even if you are a scholar.
00:03:44Ship number four, keep housed in the past.
00:03:44Ship number three, diamonds are able to not accept invite us to come a discourage….
00:04:12Get an itch at DeVry.
00:04:19Get an itch at DeVry.
00:05:02Get an itch at DeVry.
00:05:22Get an itch at DeVry.
00:05:34Get an itch at DeVry.
00:05:54It definitely has to be real flatly.
00:05:59How far away do you think you are?
00:06:02About five light years in.
00:06:04That's all?
00:06:05It's practically right around the corner.
00:06:13Lock the beam of the directional grid into the hyperdrive system.
00:06:22Oh no!
00:06:29It's just one for first!
00:06:30I can't pull her out!
00:06:31Stand down!
00:06:36Oh my God!
00:06:39Oh my God!
00:06:51Did you see that?
00:06:54What, the light?
00:06:56Probably a plane or something, man.
00:06:58It's not a plane.
00:06:59Dave, no.
00:07:00Do not start with that UFO stuff again, man.
00:07:02It's too kooky.
00:07:03That was a UFO.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06I like to be abducted by alien space babes
00:07:10and have person counters of the 69th time.
00:07:13I've got a total preoccupation with sex.
00:07:19Intrating to the olderちゃん,
00:07:19Go to that scene!
00:07:38I can block a lawsuit.
00:07:39And that is...
00:07:39What really is this?
00:07:39The owner's Demandert Quest,
00:07:40what aervouspersfing,
00:07:41that looks like him.
00:07:42So that's what it says.
00:07:42As the legend has pressured keep that out
00:07:42its Präsident's car it's cost.
00:07:43Which is how he looks American to do it.
00:07:43At the end of the day...
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:43I don't know.
00:08:17Peaches, you ever see a flying saucer?
00:08:21No, I've seen a couple of flying plates at my time.
00:08:24No, this is serious. UFOs. I read about them in the Enquirer.
00:08:29They always attack people on deserted roads. Like this one.
00:08:34Oh, get out of here.
00:08:35No, really. Like this one lady. What was her name?
00:08:39Well, anyway, she was traveling all by herself.
00:08:43This flying saucer landed and made her car stop right in the middle of the road.
00:08:49These Martians scooped her up inside the flying saucer.
00:08:53And they had this machine. It took off all her clothes.
00:08:58The Martians actually saw her naked. I mean, can you believe that?
00:09:02Oh, come on, Lulu. I mean, that's a bunch of hooey.
00:09:04No, it's true.
00:09:07Boy, if a Martian ever saw me naked, I'd be afraid.
00:09:20Hey, I'll see you sleep early and I'll raise you a cookie.
00:09:23I fold.
00:09:25I fold, too.
00:09:26I like to watch.
00:09:29Let's see.
00:09:30Johnny, thanks.
00:09:31He mean, thanks.
00:09:33Suzy, honey.
00:09:37Hey, look, everybody. I'm a train.
00:09:39Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, choo, choo.
00:09:41Hey, hey, Hermie, I want to talk to you.
00:09:44Have you cleaned up your workshop yet?
00:09:45The big guy's going to tour the whole shop and he wants it sugarplum fresh.
00:09:49Keep smiling.
00:09:49It was just fine when I left it.
00:09:56You can't let them down. Keep smiling.
00:09:58I don't want to be enough. I want to be a dentist.
00:10:01A penis?
00:10:12And it looks like the clock's going to hang in there most of the night, so be careful out on
00:10:15the road.
00:10:16Now, on a humorous note, a woman on Grover's Mill Drive just called in to report an unidentified flying object.
00:10:22She claims it hovered over her garage for several minutes and made it sound like a hair dryer, only louder.
00:10:28Well, folks, I guess we should keep watching the skies for that one.
00:10:32I'm Bert Rolson for KJH News.
00:10:57Oh!
00:10:59I'm Bert Rolson for KJH News.
00:11:38Let's take some calls on our national phone lines.
00:11:42You're on Superstation 66.
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45This is Peanut again.
00:11:47Uh, listen, this might sound a little kooky, but there's two truckers in here that swear they saw a flying
00:11:51saucer circling over Pahuta tonight.
00:11:53The entire populace of Pahuta is out there tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
00:11:59We got truckers seeing UFOs.
00:12:05Bunny's boyfriend, the entire Pahuta football team, saw a UFO.
00:12:13Oh, my Lord, what have you gone nuts?
00:12:15But it doesn't surprise me, because I always knew that the first place that visitors from an other planet would
00:12:22want to hit when they finally got to Earth would be...
00:12:26Oh, Buddha, home of...
00:12:29Superstation!
00:12:54okay i got it right now here's katrinka shinkalova
00:12:59with world news update the rush of ufo sightings in california is due to weather balloons
00:13:05according to u.s department of defense we'll be bringing you that interview in full in just a
00:13:13little while once again this is debbie dalverson coming to you from wrpt here in newark bringing
00:13:20you the latest in that terrifying story on the west coast
00:13:25tonight on a very special episode of joe joe contributes to the delinquency of minors
00:13:34all right all right got your brewskis here
00:13:37and the results are tragic
00:13:44you're telling us that you murdered six nuns and a priest
00:13:49i was young i didn't want to be tied down
00:13:55now i'm kind of having a second thought
00:13:57can joe find the strength to comfort those who mourn with his special kind of warmth
00:14:03with special guest stars christopher lee and the nuns of saint mary don't miss this very special
00:14:10episode of joe
00:14:15meanwhile as a bimbo ship hovers over los angeles the vile general bearded clam goes to inspect their
00:14:22newest captive the perfect specimen of man
00:14:47you should have warned me
00:14:50such a shock i'm sorry i thought you'd be pleased
00:14:57i am pleased very pleased
00:15:01thank you
00:15:21all bimbos please report to your launch pads
00:15:23yo los bimbos
00:15:25buscó el perro es grande en negro
00:15:29bimbos
00:15:41bimbos
00:15:42bimbos
00:15:43bimbos
00:15:43bimbos
00:15:45bimbos
00:15:45bimbos
00:15:45bimbos
00:15:50bimbos
00:16:24Man, you've been in there for three hours.
00:16:30I don't want to let you fall asleep in here.
00:16:58A little lost.
00:17:01No, we're not. Look.
00:17:07Down. Here?
00:17:08I think we should head back. We're getting empty, dude.
00:17:10Hold on.
00:17:12Wait a second.
00:17:14What's that I hear?
00:17:16It sounds like...
00:17:17Amen.
00:17:19Huh?
00:17:20Let's get out of here.
00:17:21Come on, come on, man. Don't be such a coward.
00:17:23Let's check this out.
00:17:45Look at them. They're beautiful. Aren't they the most lovely, sensuous, inviting women we've ever seen?
00:17:54Let's get out of here.
00:17:55What are you, nuts? Look at them.
00:18:00They're dangerous.
00:18:01They don't look dangerous. They look lonely.
00:18:06I'm getting out of here.
00:18:07All I'm gonna go is reduce myself.
00:18:09Yoo-hoo! Ladies! Ladies!
00:18:13.
00:18:17.
00:18:18.
00:20:05So, this is Planet Houston.
00:20:11It's about time.
00:20:13Sorry.
00:20:15Hey, what the fuck's going on?
00:20:17Didn't I hear you say biker meat was good for little girls?
00:20:21Yeah, so?
00:20:23Welcome to hunting season.
00:20:25Oh, what do you mean?
00:20:27No.
00:20:27No.
00:20:37No.
00:20:43No.
00:20:45No.
00:20:47No.
00:20:59Oh no, a bimbo with a gun.
00:21:19Hey, baby, what do you want?
00:21:25I hope you don't think I'm being too forward, but I saw you from the street, chopping wood,
00:21:31and I couldn't help but noticing your big, strong muscles.
00:21:36You're joking, right?
00:21:37No, I'm not joking.
00:21:39Oh, God.
00:21:40This has got to be a joke.
00:21:44This is one of those candid camera things, right?
00:21:47With, what's his name?
00:21:48Alan Hunt, right?
00:21:50Alan's fun.
00:21:51Yeah.
00:21:51No, it's not.
00:21:53I think it really, really.
00:21:54Oh, God.
00:21:57Do that again.
00:21:59Do you like that?
00:22:00Yeah.
00:22:02You've got a really big ass.
00:22:04You think so?
00:22:05Mm-hmm.
00:22:07I got an even bigger tool than this.
00:22:09You do?
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:11You want to see?
00:22:15I'd love to see that.
00:22:16Oh, God.
00:22:18Thank you, God.
00:22:19Come into my luxurious tool.
00:22:22You know, this very spot is where I take all my major conquests.
00:22:26This is a very romantic place.
00:22:28You know, I feel really lucky to be a hot stud like you.
00:22:31You know, all the girls, they tell me, they tell me I'm one hell of a kisser.
00:22:38So why don't you try me?
00:22:40Oh, I'm about to.
00:22:43Oh, I knew you wanted it.
00:22:45You...
00:22:46Sorry, sweetheart.
00:22:48Hey, what the fuck?
00:22:50Shut up.
00:22:52Hey, you know, I got a lot of valuable words here.
00:22:55You can take it if you want.
00:22:58Down with his pants.
00:23:00That's not a bad idea.
00:23:03I want to do it.
00:23:04Oh, it was my idea.
00:23:07I never get to do it.
00:23:08Diane, it is her turn.
00:23:11Okay.
00:23:12Come on, baby.
00:23:23No man was safe from the Bimbo's attack, and it inspired women of all ages to take the law into
00:23:30their own hands.
00:23:38Oof.
00:23:55Hey.
00:23:56Hey.
00:23:56Stop! Stop it! Stop it!
00:24:11All bimbos prepare for main attack.
00:24:14Erika Strada is muy macho.
00:24:43¡Gracias por ver el video!
00:24:44¡Gracias por ver el video!
00:24:44¡Hola, este es...
00:24:46¡Volta, déjame verlo!
00:24:48¡Aguanta, déjame verlo!
00:24:49¡Es un par a una-ninete, hot pasuso del reconozero, El Kilder, Bimbo!
00:24:52¡Valta, Walter!
00:24:53Who's this guest?
00:25:04How are you, Mimbo?
00:25:05Pull over!
00:25:10What the?
00:25:11I didn't see anything yet!
00:25:13Trying to kill us, Walter.
00:25:14Stick your head out of the window!
00:25:18Oh, my God!
00:25:27Oh, my God!
00:25:53Come on, Mimbo!
00:26:05There's one!
00:26:09There's one!
00:26:41Hello?
00:26:43Aren't we blessed? It's such a beautiful afternoon.
00:26:57Surrounded by Satan!
00:27:02It's you!
00:27:14I don't know how much longer we'll be able to...
00:27:18You have huevos, don't you?
00:27:37I don't know how much longer we'll be able to...
00:27:37Well, we're just getting our power back on.
00:27:39I'm sure as you know, the Earth is in a total state of chaos.
00:27:43Buildings have crumbled and cities destroyed.
00:27:45Men everywhere are being carted off in droves.
00:27:48One man who is still up and about is our own correspondent, Evel Knievel.
00:27:51Evel?
00:27:52Well, fabs, I ain't seen a mess like this since I looked in my drawers after that there time I
00:27:57tried to jump that found at Caesars.
00:27:58Hello.
00:28:00Our subject today, violence.
00:28:04Four young girls caught in a web of violence.
00:28:09These four young girls, call them teenage slasher sluts if you like.
00:28:15I just did.
00:28:17Their victims, men.
00:28:20Call them slime balls if you like.
00:28:23I will.
00:28:24What is it that make these young women do what they do?
00:28:28Why do they do it?
00:28:30How do they do it?
00:28:32Which one, what kind, and how many?
00:28:37One bimbo came out and declared to the people that she was their new queen.
00:28:42She would lead all women between the ages of 18 and 34 with big old floppy titties to the salon
00:28:49and fortress that she had set up in the avocado jungle.
00:28:52There, women could learn proper hair and makeup techniques and how to take long showers together.
00:29:01They would become the elite, the Piranha Women, led by schoolmistress Camilla Swales and General Bearded Clam.
00:29:10The world literally turned upside down.
00:29:17And the roles of men and women changed overnight.
00:29:28Something had to be done, but by whom?
00:29:32The idea of being socially conditioned to be a sex object.
00:29:35Wait until I tell the girls I'm a sorority.
00:29:37Bunny, I think you should take a few more classes in women's studies before you decide to switch majors.
00:29:42But, Dr. Hunt, I know I want to be a liberated girl.
00:29:44I can just feel it in my toes.
00:29:46It could be those pointy boots.
00:29:48Uh, Margo.
00:29:49Dean Stockwell.
00:29:50Dr. Hunt, these gentlemen from the United States government would like to talk to you.
00:29:54This is Mr. Ford Maddox, U.S. Department of Agriculture, and Colonel Mattel, National Security Commission, Avocado Affairs.
00:30:00Dr. Hunt, you may not realize this, but this is a map that my three-year-old son drew.
00:30:05It has absolutely nothing to do with what I need to talk to you about, but I like to point
00:30:09at things while I talk.
00:30:10It makes me look important.
00:30:11I'm aware of that.
00:30:13What does it have to do with me?
00:30:15It has nothing to do with you, Dr. Hunt.
00:30:17But his son also drew this diagram of an avocado.
00:30:20You see, the kid's a genius.
00:30:22He's a regular Picasso.
00:30:24Doctor, obviously you've never felt the love of a ten-year-old boy,
00:30:27but I'm here to tell you that it's a deep, warm, fuzzy kind of love.
00:30:32Easy, Colonel.
00:30:33He's my son.
00:30:36Anyway, as I was saying, we've been able to pinpoint the centralized location of the main place where they tell
00:30:42everyone what to do.
00:30:43The headquarters.
00:30:45Anyone who goes near it is never heard from again.
00:30:48Why?
00:30:50That's a very dumb question, Bunny.
00:30:53Maybe Dr. Hunt would like to explain the plot.
00:30:57The Piranha Women.
00:30:59Piranha Women? Who are they?
00:31:02They're an ancient commune of feminists.
00:31:05So radical, so militant, so left of center, they eat their men.
00:31:12Oh, that.
00:31:13Well, if I like a guy, you should start at...
00:31:15They don't eat their men like that, Bunny.
00:31:17More like a black widow spider.
00:31:19They have sex with their men, and they kill them.
00:31:22Then they tear them into strips like beef jerky and eat them with guacamole.
00:31:28No one is safe anywhere near the bimbo lair.
00:31:31If they're that much trouble, why don't you just send in the troops and round them up?
00:31:35Colonel Mattel?
00:31:36Oh, shit.
00:31:37That's a really good idea.
00:31:38We'd send those circus clowns in instead, huh?
00:31:41We should have thought about that.
00:31:43And?
00:31:44They got whooped.
00:31:46They didn't play fair.
00:31:48You see, our men weren't prepared.
00:31:49They had those big shoes and baggy pants.
00:31:52And the Piranha Women wouldn't laugh.
00:31:54They just smeared their makeup and took their noses.
00:31:58Look, this is all we found of them.
00:32:03Dog tags?
00:32:04Look closer.
00:32:06They're covered in cotton candy.
00:32:08Bill.
00:32:10I'm sorry, the answer's still no.
00:32:14Oh, I see.
00:32:16You don't like his son's maps.
00:32:18You don't like clowns.
00:32:20Maybe you're working for them.
00:32:21I bet you'd like it if the bimbos ruled the world so you could see me in a dress and
00:32:26laugh at my skinny legs.
00:32:27In fact, you're the bitch who probably ate my eye.
00:32:30Down, boy, down.
00:32:31Grrrr.
00:32:36Dr. Hunt is no bimbo.
00:32:41Granted, she doesn't have the artistic ability of my son.
00:32:44And clearly, she hates clowns.
00:32:45And no one is disputing that you look good in a dress.
00:32:50But I digress.
00:32:53Maybe there are other ways to convince Dr. Hunt into going into the jungle.
00:32:58Like cutting off this school's funding and covering her with chocolate pudding and making her wrestle with Bill Cosby.
00:33:03Your move.
00:33:06Now, now, now, gentlemen.
00:33:09I will not tolerate tactics of this kind.
00:33:12This university is a bastion of intellectual freedom, and I am sworn to protect that freedom.
00:33:18I will not tolerate my professors being coerced into anything against their will,
00:33:23no matter how much political pressure is put on me personally.
00:33:31Margo, you will do exactly as they tell you,
00:33:33or I will cut your funding off and you can kiss your tenure goodbye.
00:33:36Comprehendo?
00:33:38Mm-hmm.
00:33:39The real question here is whether or not this project is worthy of Spritzer College's involvement.
00:33:45What do you say, Doc?
00:33:47Guess I'm going in the jungle.
00:33:49That's terrific.
00:33:51Nice seeing you.
00:33:52Thanks for the blowjob, Dean.
00:33:53Oh, anytime.
00:33:54Mr. Maddox.
00:33:56There's something you're not telling me.
00:33:58I was young and needed the money.
00:34:00You don't expect me to believe I'm the first feminist you sent in to try and reason with the piranha
00:34:04women.
00:34:05What's really going on in that jungle?
00:34:07We found something out about the Queen Bimbo.
00:34:10We found out that she's not a bimbo at all.
00:34:12She's actually a human.
00:34:14Dr. Kurtz.
00:34:15Dr. Kurtz?
00:34:17Internationally famous author of Smart Women, Stupid, Insensitive Men?
00:34:22Yes.
00:34:23That explains her sudden disappearance from the talk show circuit.
00:34:27What happened to her?
00:34:29We don't exactly know.
00:34:30She may have tried to call us, but the phone's been broken.
00:34:33But that's not your problem.
00:34:34We think that she may have been cloned.
00:34:36Or worse.
00:34:39Well, I guess now that you know, you'll refuse to go.
00:34:45Quite the contrary.
00:34:46Now I know I must go.
00:34:51Meanwhile, some of the bimbos decided to study their male captives.
00:34:55These are very interesting specimens of the Tonians.
00:34:58What are they doing?
00:35:01Ingesting nutrients and doing some sort of mating ritual or something.
00:35:07They're not the most graceful ones.
00:35:11Others decided to explore their new home planet.
00:35:16It's quiet.
00:35:18It's too quiet.
00:35:20I don't like it.
00:35:22Is your back still hurting?
00:35:24Yeah.
00:35:25I must have charged something in the crash.
00:35:28Well, there's only one way to cure that.
00:35:39Everybody, book it!
00:35:41Yeah.
00:35:47I'm just a young man.
00:35:49I haven't a life.
00:35:51If I'm in the hills, it'll be a lonely life.
00:35:55But then one night came a-knocking at my door, and I will never be lonely anymore.
00:36:10There was an old lady as sweet as could be, she told me she had some goodies for me.
00:36:18She took off her coat and showed me her treat, a great big strudel of all that I could eat.
00:36:27Mine after bite, it's true through the night, the old lady smiled with joy.
00:36:34She savored every parcel until the morning light, oh how the lady just loves to be the boy.
00:36:42She's a little lady, oh little lady, oh little lady, oh little lady.
00:36:49She's a little lady, oh little lady, oh little lady.
00:36:54Love could be best to you all day long.
00:37:07I don't suppose you could repeat any of today's lesson back to the class.
00:37:13I don't think your corporate sponsors would be happy
00:37:16knowing that you were having thoughts of sex and lust.
00:37:21You know that all carnal activities are against the law.
00:37:25Even thinking about it is a crime.
00:37:28Yes, I know, sir. I'm sorry.
00:37:32I just don't know what to say.
00:37:34No?
00:37:35Well, maybe you'll be able to speak more freely after class.
00:37:42Nice going.
00:37:44Won't you join us as well, Naldo?
00:37:47Why?
00:37:48Are you too, Rena?
00:37:50Wait a minute. What did I do?
00:37:53Class is held.
00:37:58That's just...
00:38:04Thanks a lot for getting me into trouble.
00:38:06I'm sorry.
00:38:17Look out!
00:38:18Holy shit!
00:38:19Cross the door!
00:38:28All right.
00:38:30Listen up, you test tube twerps.
00:38:33I've got a lot to say in a short time to say,
00:38:36so sit down, shut up, and listen.
00:38:44Yeah, kids.
00:38:46I'm a rebel.
00:38:48Yes.
00:38:49Out to destroy the world,
00:38:51just like Big Brother warned you.
00:38:53Now, here's the truth.
00:38:55This country you live in was a democracy 25 years ago.
00:39:00You mean sex wasn't against the law back then?
00:39:03No way.
00:39:05An uptight bitch named Carmela Swale started the movement.
00:39:10Are you saying that people didn't always come from test tubes?
00:39:13That's right.
00:39:15I had a mommy and daddy who raised me from birth.
00:39:18Oh.
00:39:19What's a mommy and daddy?
00:39:21Now, you break into the crypt,
00:39:25and I come out of the car.
00:39:27So you can't like to adversely affect your credit rating.
00:39:30Take this.
00:39:31This will lead you to the archives under the building.
00:39:34Centuries of knowledge has been stored down there.
00:39:36You'll find everything you want that will help you.
00:39:39Now get out of sight.
00:39:47Keep your hands and feet inside the corridor,
00:39:50but do not fall down on the safety bar.
00:39:52No plans for photography.
00:39:54It's just a world cancer.
00:39:55Corsion, that is an unauthorized firearm.
00:39:58Thank God for you, android sons of bitches.
00:40:00Thank you for your cooperation.
00:40:01The future's in your hands.
00:40:02If you don't do something soon,
00:40:04they won't let anybody left who can.
00:40:06Hurry up before it's too late.
00:40:07This is for your own good.
00:40:09Have those filing cabinets I ordered come in yet?
00:40:11No.
00:40:11I've had them on back order for two weeks.
00:40:14Never mind.
00:40:16I'm going to do some field research,
00:40:17and I need some supplies.
00:40:19Okay.
00:40:19Three legal-sized pads.
00:40:23Ten manila envelopes.
00:40:26Dictaphone recorder.
00:40:28And four one-hour tapes.
00:40:30I need a bowie knife.
00:40:32First-aid kit.
00:40:34A hundred feet of nylon mountain climbing rope.
00:40:37Breach-loading revolver and holster.
00:40:41A thousand rounds of ammunition.
00:40:43Full metal jacket, hollow point, or Teflon coated.
00:40:47Which do you think would be best for fighting the dangers that lurk inside a hostile jungle environment?
00:40:51I would alternate hollow and Teflon bullets in the chamber.
00:40:56That way, you have maximum stopping power, but still armor-piercing capability.
00:41:05Not all of the bimbos agreed with the Queen's evil plans.
00:41:09Some of them liked the boys, and in fact, befriended them.
00:41:12Those women were clasped in chains,
00:41:14and were forced to work in hard labor camps where they had to watch the Queen's favorite show.
00:41:20Tonight, I'm Joe.
00:41:23Joe gets up the courage to ask his landlady out on a date, but gets turned down.
00:41:29I got a...
00:41:32I...
00:41:34I got a date at the top again.
00:41:37And the results are tragic.
00:41:43Can Joe find comfort in the arms of another?
00:41:49With special guest stars, Burt Ward and James Hong.
00:41:54Don't miss this very special episode of Joe.
00:41:59Those with stronger wills were forced to endure unspeakable and unorthodox torture.
00:42:10Supervised by the Queen's own sister, the transsexual Zed.
00:42:17Some even tried to escape into the dark jungle.
00:42:34If caught, they were put through the worst kind of torture imaginable.
00:42:42Yet another musical number.
00:42:47It's such a novel thing to see.
00:42:50But he's probably for you, and he's probably for me.
00:42:54He may turn nashin', but we keep flashin'.
00:42:57We really beat him, Daddy.
00:42:59Ain't to the bar.
00:43:01Ooh, Daddy.
00:43:03We're gonna tear your heart till it's brown.
00:43:06Do, do, do, do, do.
00:43:07Ooh, Daddy.
00:43:10We'll turn you on, so don't turn us down.
00:43:32Meanwhile, Dr. Hunt makes her way down to Mexico, through Flagstaff, Arizona.
00:43:37Don't forget Wynonna.
00:43:39Costa Reno!
00:43:41San Bernardino.
00:43:42It's a rough speck of civilization on the edge of the avocado belt.
00:43:47We'll head down to some local establishments and see if we can find a mercenary to guide us through the
00:43:51jungle.
00:43:52I've never been to San Bernardino before.
00:43:55Don't worry, Bunny.
00:43:59I'll be all right.
00:44:26I'll be all right.
00:44:33Hey, chickies.
00:44:34Can I buy you a drink?
00:44:36No, thanks.
00:44:39When I offer a chick a drink, I explain.
00:44:41I am not a chick.
00:44:43I'm an ethno-historian with a doctorate in cultural anthropology.
00:44:46Got that?
00:44:47Yes, doctor.
00:44:48Good.
00:44:48Now, I understand that your compulsion to assault women verbally stems from a constant exposure to violent and sexist images
00:44:54from a male-dominated media.
00:44:55Therefore, I won't blow a hole in your head.
00:45:13I'm from the Department of Feminist Studies at Spritzer College.
00:45:17I want to hire a mercenary for a very dangerous job.
00:45:23So, what is your job?
00:45:26You want to burn down a small town?
00:45:30Oh, attack an impenetrable fortress.
00:45:32Or crush an army of enemies.
00:45:35I need a guy to take me through the avocado jungle.
00:45:38The avocado jungle?
00:45:40I want to make contact with the piranha women.
00:45:43The piranha women?
00:45:47Oh, excuse me, miss.
00:45:50I got to go to the veterinary center for some counseling.
00:45:53Maybe next time?
00:45:56I forgot.
00:45:56I'm busy.
00:45:57There's a showing of the summer diet tonight at the Newark, and bye.
00:46:03I got to go on Nutri-System, yeah.
00:46:06Lose a little weight.
00:46:08Jungle Tripp is out of the question right now.
00:46:11Well, let that be a lesson to you, Bunny.
00:46:13A bunch of violent brutes wrapped up in a blanket of male machismo.
00:46:17Well, they're happy to victimize the helpless, but one thing sends them scurrying away.
00:46:21One thing strips their phony courage.
00:46:24The threat of a strong woman.
00:46:26Not so fast, Dr. Margot Hunt, Ms. Ethno-Historian.
00:46:31There are still some real men left in this world.
00:46:34Men who haven't been castrated by the years of feminist propaganda
00:46:38that corrupted the public school system and infected primetime television.
00:46:42Men who believe that nature designed women to cook,
00:46:45nurture children, and pose for Penthouse Magazine.
00:46:48Real men.
00:46:49See, our role in this world is to love, protect,
00:46:53and yes, I'm not afraid to say it.
00:46:56Dominate women.
00:47:03I'll go into the avocado jungle with you.
00:47:05I'll lead you to the piranha women.
00:47:07I'm man enough to face the dangers that lurk in the dark bosom of the jungle.
00:47:13Ah!
00:47:14Ah!
00:47:16Ah!
00:47:17Ow!
00:47:20Yee!
00:47:22Oh, let's go, Bunny.
00:47:24Wait.
00:47:25You said you needed a guide.
00:47:27I'm the best.
00:47:29Well, I've changed my mind.
00:47:31We'll do without one.
00:47:32Fat chance.
00:47:33You don't last ten minutes in that jungle without me.
00:47:36I can take care of myself.
00:47:38Not in the avocado jungle you can't.
00:47:41You know what jungle herb cures the poisonous bite of the river snake?
00:47:44You know where the only land root is around the white waters of death?
00:47:47You know the way through the secret maze caves that lie underneath Hangman's Cliff?
00:47:50Huh?
00:47:51Do you?
00:47:52Well, no, I don't.
00:47:55Do you?
00:47:56Well, no, but, uh, I have this paperback.
00:48:01I'll buy my own book.
00:48:02It's out of print.
00:48:05You, as a guide, how much?
00:48:08Oh, isn't that fine?
00:48:10Just like you to treat me like a gigolo and offer me money after all we meant to each other.
00:48:14How much?
00:48:14$25,000.
00:48:15Okay.
00:48:16$50.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:20That's, uh, $50 plus expensive.
00:48:29Snap out of it.
00:48:31Look what I found.
00:48:33What is it?
00:48:34Something called a newspaper.
00:48:37Yeah, it looks pretty old to me.
00:48:39I said news, not new.
00:48:40Wow, look.
00:48:421997.
00:48:43They had to read the news off the paper back then.
00:48:45Yeah, it's pretty primitive, huh?
00:48:46Yeah.
00:48:47But look, down here there's something about Swales.
00:48:49Council member Camilla Swales was appointed regional director for the southwestern division of Super Corps.
00:48:55She was given the appointment, in spite of her hardline philosophy, make money, not love.
00:49:00Well, how does that help us?
00:49:02I mean, we already know she was some nut that warmed her way into power.
00:49:04Yeah, but down here it says, back in the early 90s, she used to run a girls' boarding school, whatever
00:49:10that was.
00:49:12That school stood at the very same site as this building.
00:49:15So?
00:49:16So that'll make it simple to find her.
00:49:19Maldo, you're not making any sense.
00:49:20I mean, that was over 25 years ago.
00:49:22It's not like we can change the past.
00:49:24That's where you're wrong.
00:49:32Wow.
00:49:33Wow.
00:49:34It's better than that.
00:49:36It's fantastic.
00:49:37Yeah.
00:49:38What the hell is it?
00:49:41It's a time chamber.
00:49:43Wow.
00:49:44How do you know?
00:49:45Because I'm smart.
00:49:46And it says so right down there.
00:49:48Oh, so it is.
00:49:50What's it doing here?
00:49:52Probably something else a corporation is suppressing so people like you and I can't find out about the past.
00:49:57Wait a minute.
00:49:59You're not thinking what I think you're thinking, are you?
00:50:01Then it's the only way.
00:50:02The corporation is far too powerful to stop now.
00:50:05But back in the last century, we'd have a chance.
00:50:07Travel through time?
00:50:08What are you, nuts?
00:50:10I mean, you don't even know how to operate that machine.
00:50:11It looks simple enough.
00:50:13It can't be that much different from driving a hover car.
00:50:17Although, may I remind you that you flunked your vertical parking on the driver's test?
00:50:20One miscalculation and poof, we end up in the Stone Age.
00:50:24We didn't want your kind here anyhow.
00:50:28I'm willing to take that risk.
00:50:30Yeah, well, I'm not.
00:50:31Oh, no.
00:50:32Not even for me.
00:50:35Okay, okay, where do we start?
00:50:37Not so fast.
00:50:38I have to do a bit more research first.
00:50:48And over here on the left, we have the tribal headhunter in Traitor.
00:50:51He's got a special for us today.
00:50:53It's a two-for-one.
00:50:54Two of his heads for one of yours.
00:50:56Do we have any takers?
00:50:58Todd, this is incredible.
00:50:59He's memorized the entire speech for the Jungle Boat Ride at Disneyland.
00:51:03That'll be useful.
00:51:05I can do the tiki room, too.
00:51:07You know everything.
00:51:07Can you steer the boat?
00:51:11Yeah, I know adventure land like the back of my hand.
00:51:15Of course, this jungle can't be much different.
00:51:18What was that?
00:51:19Something went under the boat.
00:51:20Something big.
00:51:21Nah, it's probably just a rock.
00:51:24Hardly.
00:51:27A hippo, look!
00:51:31A hippo?
00:51:32California?
00:51:33The Palm Springs hippo.
00:51:35It's a lighter version than its African cousin because of a low-cholesterol diet.
00:51:38But it's just as deadly.
00:51:40Oh, my God.
00:51:41It's trying to get the boat.
00:51:42We're gonna die!
00:51:42Man, let's go home.
00:51:43Don't let it go outside us, Jim.
00:51:45Or the port!
00:51:46Or the port!
00:51:47Port.
00:51:47Is that left or right?
00:51:48Left!
00:51:49Left!
00:51:54Start?
00:51:55I think so.
00:51:57Boy.
00:51:58Did its ears wiggle when it started to get close to us?
00:52:00Yeah, their ears wiggle when they're angry.
00:52:03Yeah.
00:52:03This is not the Disneyland jungle boat ride.
00:52:06Get real, folks.
00:52:07We were almost killed.
00:52:11Oh, the one with the acorns, right?
00:52:13Oh, shit, you're on.
00:52:15Meanwhile, some of the bumbos try to escape.
00:52:17Why try?
00:52:18You know it's impossible.
00:52:20The only chance we've got is no chance at all.
00:52:31I know it can't be done.
00:52:43I'm just glad that you didn't know it.
00:52:46Now, what makes you think you've got what it takes to be an actress?
00:52:48I hope you realize you did nothing to help the situation.
00:52:52Here, look at our knees.
00:52:54I'll be quiet as a mouse.
00:52:56I promise.
00:52:57It takes teamwork, T-Sep.
00:52:59Okay?
00:53:00Ready?
00:53:00Go.
00:53:14I've got an idea.
00:53:15Ooh, what a relief.
00:53:17Those sheep are so hairy.
00:53:19For a little bit.
00:53:22Got it!
00:53:25Are you all right?
00:53:26A little well done, perhaps.
00:53:29Hey, we're out of here.
00:53:36Lorena, all you have to do is press these two buttons.
00:53:38Once we're gone, reset the counter ahead and press these two.
00:53:43Got it?
00:53:43I think so.
00:53:45Good.
00:53:46Let's go.
00:53:48Let's go.
00:54:10I've been noticing you're a very pretty girl.
00:54:12You have glistening, pre-pubescent breasts and well-rounded buttocks.
00:54:18How nice of you to notice.
00:54:20You really think so?
00:54:22Yes, definitely.
00:54:27I really don't know how I'll ever repay you.
00:54:30Well, there is one way.
00:54:32What's that?
00:54:34Tell me.
00:54:36You've been so kind.
00:54:37And I'll do anything.
00:54:38Anything?
00:54:40Anything.
00:54:42Anything at all?
00:54:44Anything at all.
00:54:46Anything at all that I want and you'll do it right now?
00:54:51Anything at all that you want and I'll do it right now.
00:54:56Oh, my God.
00:54:58I'm losing my mind.
00:55:00In this jungle, I'm just losing my mind.
00:55:05What was having your period and everything?
00:55:09We've got to go back.
00:55:11We're going back.
00:55:13We've just gone too deep into the heart of the jungle.
00:55:17We're going back.
00:55:18A little too late for that, Margot.
00:55:21I think they found us.
00:55:23Eat off it.
00:55:24Maybe.
00:55:26They don't look too friendly to me.
00:55:28What did you say?
00:55:31I'm not sure.
00:55:33It's a strange, difficult language.
00:55:36Listen, I'm looking for Dr. Kurtz.
00:55:40Do you understand me?
00:55:41Dr. Kurtz.
00:55:43Kurtz?
00:55:44Yes, Dr. Kurtz.
00:55:45Can you take me to her?
00:55:47Get yourself.
00:56:00Oh, what's that?
00:56:17No, though, where are we?
00:56:19It's all right, but this must be the Swale School.
00:56:22Yeah, it doesn't look like a school to me.
00:56:24Where are the monitors and the computer terminals?
00:56:28For that matter, where are the students?
00:56:32Let's get out of here, Ben.
00:56:33We're not ready to socialize yet.
00:56:34Over here.
00:56:37Meanwhile, bimbos look for a way out.
00:56:40An hour doesn't take you for a jungle this dense.
00:56:43Zed should be starting out about now, and he'll be coming fast.
00:56:46Let me check the map and get our bearings.
00:56:48It's not here.
00:56:50It must have fallen out somewhere along the path.
00:56:52It's no wonder it slipped through.
00:56:54I should have fell down to it myself.
00:56:56Let's go back together.
00:56:57No, I lost it.
00:56:59I'll find it.
00:57:00Stick to the path.
00:57:01I'll kick you up with you.
00:57:02Watch out for the dead ball.
00:57:04If you'd just like her, it'd get herself crushed.
00:57:11The secret temple of the Piranha women.
00:57:14Their architecture is surprisingly advanced.
00:57:17It's like a big Lego to me.
00:57:33This must be the altar room where they...
00:57:35Hey, guys.
00:57:37Yeah.
00:57:38Very good, Dr. Hunt.
00:57:39That is quite correct.
00:57:41Francine Kurtz.
00:57:42Then you are alive.
00:57:44She's got one of those cute outfits on.
00:57:45I have more than just the outfit, honey.
00:57:49The Piranha women have christened me Empress of the Avocado Jungle.
00:57:52I am their supreme ruler.
00:57:54Empress?
00:57:56I knew the Avocado Board would send someone after me.
00:57:59But I never suspected it would be another feminist.
00:58:02After I did away with the army...
00:58:04You mean to say you led those Piranha women against the soldiers?
00:58:06Of course.
00:58:08They violated our jungle sanctuary.
00:58:10They had to die.
00:58:12Painfully.
00:58:13They were pretty delicious, too.
00:58:16Dr. Kurtz.
00:58:17I'm unfamiliar with the academic guidelines at Radcliffe.
00:58:20But I would think any major university would consider warring on the United States...
00:58:23...and eating prisoners of war a serious breach of ethics.
00:58:26Always the cautious scholar, huh, Dr. Hunt?
00:58:29I'm not here to study the Piranha women.
00:58:31I'm here to lead them.
00:58:33Painfully.
00:58:34The future of feminism lies in this temple.
00:58:38You're saying the future of women is in cannibalism?
00:58:40Face up to the truth.
00:58:42Painfully.
00:58:43This is a war.
00:58:45A war between men and women.
00:58:47Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush.
00:58:49Us bushies have rights, too, you know.
00:58:52Join with us.
00:58:53Become a Piranha woman.
00:58:56Painfully.
00:58:57I can't do that.
00:58:59Although I'm discouraged.
00:59:00I can't give up hope that there will be equality between the sexes.
00:59:04I cannot allow you to leave the jungle and reveal the secrets of the Piranha women.
00:59:08You either join us, or you all die together.
00:59:12I will give you until tomorrow morning to make your decision.
00:59:15If you agree to join us, you will sacrifice your first man.
00:59:20If you do not agree, you will be thrown into the Piranha pit and you will die.
00:59:25Painfully.
00:59:26Hey, speak for yourself.
00:59:27I'm sure we could round table this whole thing.
00:59:29Take her.
00:59:32Take the airhead, too.
00:59:34Well, you know, I've got a subscription to miss.
00:59:37I've never had sex.
00:59:38Vin Analdo tell Maggie all about the future.
00:59:41And Camilla Swales is responsible for outlawing it?
00:59:44According to our research, yes.
00:59:46Geez, I thought she was a tight-ass prude with delusions of grandeur,
00:59:53but I had no idea she could go that far.
00:59:56What are you going to do about it?
00:59:58Well, we have to do something.
01:00:00The future of the world depends on it.
01:00:02What?
01:00:03Well, actually, we were hoping you might have some ideas, this being your time and all.
01:00:08I don't know.
01:00:10Maybe you could kill her.
01:00:12Meanwhile, bimbos look for a way out.
01:00:43Oh, my God, do you see who that is?
01:00:47Yeah, it's Professor Dorn.
01:00:49I wonder if he recognizes us.
01:00:50Oh, he's not going to recognize us.
01:00:52He won't even meet us for another 25 years.
01:00:58Fine.
01:00:59Good morning, Miss Swales.
01:01:02You two.
01:01:04I've never seen you two before.
01:01:08Explain yourselves.
01:01:11Explain yourselves.
01:01:15Hello?
01:01:16Explain yourselves.
01:01:21Yes, Miss Swales.
01:01:23I'm also a boy.
01:01:33I want to be a piranha woman.
01:01:35Bunny, what are you saying?
01:01:37I want to be a piranha woman.
01:01:39Bunny, damn it, I knew I shouldn't have brought you.
01:01:41You haven't had enough women's studies core classes.
01:01:43You're being seduced by the simplicity of the piranha woman's philosophy.
01:01:46No, I haven't.
01:01:47That's not one of those cute outfits.
01:01:50Bunny, listen to me.
01:01:51Silence her.
01:01:55Are you sure you want to become a piranha woman?
01:01:58Yes.
01:01:59Are you willing to partake in the blood sacrifice initiation?
01:02:02Well, if you mean to have sex with a guy and then kill him, sure.
01:02:05I'll try it.
01:02:06I'm doing weirder things at frat parties.
01:02:13Then I will allow you to become a piranha woman.
01:02:16On one condition.
01:02:21He shall be your sacrifice.
01:02:24Well, now you've gone too far, Dr. Kurtz.
01:02:28I happen to be a pretty good judge of human nature.
01:02:31And as far as our bunny goes, well,
01:02:33the poor kid happens to be nuts about me.
01:02:35She would never...
01:02:36Sure, I'll kill him.
01:02:38Prepare them both for sacrifice.
01:02:40Tittle.
01:02:41Shit.
01:02:45What?
01:02:46Just do it.
01:02:50The sacrifice has escaped.
01:02:51Kill him!
01:02:54Quick, this way!
01:02:55Stop him!
01:02:56Kill him!
01:03:01Jump!
01:03:03I can fight them off from here.
01:03:05Oh, no, you're coming with me.
01:03:07No, it's more important that you escape.
01:03:08Shut up here.
01:03:10Will you stop being a sacrifice?
01:03:12Now, come with me.
01:03:19Ah!
01:03:21Meanwhile, bimbos look for a way out.
01:03:23The sun is up already.
01:03:25We've still got a ways to go yet.
01:03:26This is taking longer than a pod.
01:03:28It didn't seem this far last night, even in the dark.
01:03:30It won't be long before we're missed.
01:03:32Come on.
01:03:33Ah!
01:03:34Ah!
01:03:35Ah!
01:03:37Ah!
01:03:38Ah!
01:03:51Where's Naldo?
01:03:51We split up.
01:03:53You mean he didn't come back?
01:03:55Guys!
01:03:56Guys!
01:03:57I think we did it.
01:03:58Naldo!
01:03:59I think I finally found the answer to our problem.
01:04:01Naldo, where have you been?
01:04:02I've been so worried about you.
01:04:04I was in Miss Swale's office doing a bit of research.
01:04:06Look at these.
01:04:07It seems our Miss Swale's wasn't always the woman she is today.
01:04:13Ah!
01:04:19Could this be the same woman?
01:04:21Yeah.
01:04:22She keeps those locked in her desk.
01:04:24Do you know what this means?
01:04:25This means there's still a trace of humanity left in her.
01:04:28All we have to do is find the right person for her.
01:04:30It could change her entire outlook.
01:04:32Oh, my God.
01:05:12Meanwhile, bimbos look for a way out.
01:05:14Are you sure this is the right trail?
01:05:15I'm not sure about anything anymore.
01:05:47How could you miss?
01:05:47She's only ten feet away.
01:05:48Oh, yeah?
01:05:49Well, if you're so great with a bow and arrow, why didn't you shoot her?
01:05:51Give me a blaster and I'll show you some shooting.
01:05:53There wouldn't be enough left of her to suck up with a straw.
01:05:55Look, you guys, we're just gonna have to face it.
01:05:57We are not cut out to be assassins.
01:05:59What are you going to do now?
01:06:00I think we better run.
01:06:02Why?
01:06:03Look.
01:06:05Look at you guys.
01:06:06If we just play it cool, there's a chance it won't recognize us.
01:06:14Yeah.
01:06:15So much for not recognizing us.
01:06:25What is the meaning of this?
01:06:29Oh, my God.
01:06:30You're not a girl.
01:06:31Oh, wait.
01:06:43Let the sacrifice begin.
01:06:49Buddy, please, put away that knife.
01:06:52You don't know what you're doing.
01:06:53This whole crazy jungle's got you all mixed up.
01:06:57Kill him.
01:06:58Now.
01:07:02Kill him.
01:07:04I can't.
01:07:05Do it.
01:07:10I can't.
01:07:12I love him.
01:07:22Try them both in the piranha pit.
01:07:25All right.
01:07:26You know, that water's really gonna stain this outfit.
01:07:29Wait.
01:07:32What now?
01:07:34According to the traditions of the piranha women,
01:07:36I challenge the empress of the avocado jungle
01:07:38to a battle for the right to the throne.
01:07:41That is your right.
01:07:43But I warn you, Margo,
01:07:45you haven't got a chance.
01:07:48If you don't tell me who those boys are,
01:07:51things are going to get very bad for you around here, young lady.
01:07:57I'm not going to let you ruin my plans for the future.
01:08:00Nothing would make me happier.
01:08:02All right.
01:08:03If you persist in this, young lady,
01:08:05then I'm afraid you will just have to find yourself another school.
01:08:09Well, consider yourself confined to your room.
01:08:13I'll be watching that door.
01:08:23Meet me at the Fourth Dimension at nine o'clock.
01:08:26Meet you where?
01:08:27It's a club on seventh.
01:08:31You'll like it.
01:08:32It's pretty wild.
01:08:33It's a club on seventh.
01:08:33It's a club on seventh.
01:08:45It's a club.
01:08:54It's a club.
01:09:00But what Maggie didn't know was that Camillus Wells was not just a mild-mannered headmistress,
01:09:04but in fact she was secretly Zoltana, bimbo defender of the universe.
01:09:17Get me my proton cannon.
01:09:25Get me my proton cannon.
01:09:29Get me my proton cannon.
01:10:03Get me my proton cannon.
01:10:04I found your study.
01:10:06I read your notes.
01:10:07The outline for your book.
01:10:09You don't care about the Tarana women.
01:10:12You just want to write a book about your experiences.
01:10:15That's not true.
01:10:18My Life at the Piranha Woman by Francine Kurtz.
01:10:21Catchy.
01:10:22She'll make the bestseller list.
01:10:24The media hype from the last book was fading.
01:10:26You needed something new to get back on the talk show circuit.
01:10:29Isn't that right?
01:10:31Well, what better than an expose on the Piranha Woman's lives?
01:10:37Margo will win?
01:10:38Yeah.
01:10:40Do you know where those red liquor shops?
01:10:42Sure, in my backpack.
01:10:44I'll discuss it later.
01:10:47You were going to exploit their culture and traditions for a cheap paperback plaque boiler.
01:10:52A kiss, sacrifice, and tell book.
01:10:55All right.
01:10:55Anybody want to get action on Margo?
01:10:57The point split is three against Dr. Kurtz.
01:10:59Huh?
01:11:00Anybody in on this?
01:11:01Chicks.
01:11:25Wow.
01:11:28Hey, remember me?
01:11:32You kind of do look familiar.
01:11:34Come on, let's go.
01:11:43How much for your friend?
01:11:45What?
01:11:46How much for your friend?
01:11:47Nothing.
01:11:48Oh, really?
01:11:53Oh, you guys, there's Maggie.
01:11:55Oh, why don't you go get her?
01:11:58Hi.
01:11:59Hi.
01:11:59You didn't have any trouble getting out?
01:12:01Oh, nothing the genie couldn't handle.
01:12:04I was put under house arrest.
01:12:06I'm sorry.
01:12:08I'm really sorry all this happened to you.
01:12:10No, don't be.
01:12:11I wanted to transfer out of that school anyway.
01:12:14And besides, I got to meet you.
01:12:16What?
01:12:17I say, I got to meet you.
01:12:24Do you want to be in?
01:12:25Oh, no, no, no.
01:12:26I can't do that.
01:12:27Oh, come on.
01:12:27I'll show you.
01:12:28It'll be easy.
01:12:56You handle yourself fairly well.
01:12:58I studied ancient weaponry at Berkeley.
01:13:01Professor Harris?
01:13:02No, Professor Johnson.
01:13:04Really?
01:13:05Well, Johnson at Stanford.
01:13:07Enough preliminaries.
01:13:27Finn!
01:13:29Finn!
01:13:30Finn!
01:13:31Finn!
01:13:32Finn!
01:13:36The Great Mother's God
01:13:37It's a good woman from Mars
01:14:23You're no better than the chauvinist who sent us here
01:14:26You don't understand
01:14:27I had...
01:14:35The pool, watch out
01:14:37Stay back
01:14:40You don't understand
01:14:43I had to do it
01:14:45I was tired of being exploited
01:14:47I wanted people to see that there was more to me than just a body
01:14:51For as long as I can, remember
01:14:53Men were always taking advantage of me
01:14:55I never understood why
01:14:57Boy, this shower feels good
01:15:01God
01:15:04The horror
01:15:11Oh, I know how she feels
01:15:13I was tired of being exploited too
01:15:16It seems like when I was in school
01:15:18I was being forced to join in on chauvinistic games
01:15:22Like the time we went to Tijuana
01:15:24And there was this donkey
01:15:27I can still taste the whipped cream
01:15:34Our experiences were much different
01:15:37You see, we went to an all-girls school
01:15:40There we learned that our bodies were our temples
01:15:43And let us tell you, we did some worshipping
01:15:47Hallelujah
01:15:48Hallelujah
01:15:50Francine
01:16:07News of the queen's death traveled fast
01:16:10And the men decided to fight back
01:16:12Let's get them
01:16:14Shit
01:16:15Yeah
01:16:16Shit
01:16:17Yeah
01:16:17Shit
01:16:18Shit
01:16:19Shit
01:16:41But it was the courage and bravery of three particular men that made all the difference
01:16:46They were Duke Fleisswater, Ham Salad, and their bookie sidekick Dukaka
01:16:51That drove the bimbos away
01:17:20What is close?
01:17:23Now what do we do?
01:17:24Our universe is vast
01:17:26Full of wonders
01:17:28We'll explore
01:17:30Find strange new world
01:17:32Together
01:17:40They fought voluently
01:17:42And the bimbos retreated
01:17:43And once again
01:17:44The world was safe to enjoy
01:17:46Big old mouth-watering morsels
01:17:48Big old floppy titties
01:17:49I mean, safe for humankind
01:17:52I mean, you might find
01:18:22The world was dangerous
01:18:22But not of it
01:18:41And men and women learn to live together in peace and harmony.
01:18:52Until the hand of God came down and destroyed the world.
01:19:17Finn. They couldn't afford the rest of the letters to spell out Finnish.
01:19:21It's that low budget.
01:19:23Dave Parker.
01:19:25Mike Mendez.
01:19:26Mike's broken.
01:19:27Mendez.
01:19:28Mendez with this.
01:19:28Get a glue gun.
01:19:29Mendez.
01:19:29Mike's broken.
01:19:30Mendez.
01:19:30Nancy Blonde.
01:19:32Babes.
01:19:33Bimpos.
01:19:34There's a theme here.
01:19:35There's a lot of titties in those films.
01:19:38If you'd like to learn more about these films, your Library of Congress has excellent selection
01:19:43of these films available.
01:19:45Father Franciscus, midday memory.
01:19:49That's me.
01:19:52CCI.
01:19:53She, she, senor.
01:19:55Well, that's racist.
01:19:57David, David Ryan.
01:20:02Digital lobsters.
01:20:03Monsters.
01:20:04Monsters.
01:20:05Special Spanx, too.
01:20:09Steve, David, Lee, Bob.
01:20:11Kenny.
01:20:11Kenny Yangle.
01:20:13Yangle Ness.
01:20:14These people provide no financing whatsoever for this film.
01:20:21Yeah, right.
01:20:24Please.
01:20:44And that was fantastic.
01:20:47It didn't work.
01:20:52I made this.
01:21:00Sit, Ubu.
01:21:01Sit.
01:21:08Oh, okay.
01:21:11Is that it?
01:21:11Yeah.
01:21:12Good thing.
01:21:12Somebody.
01:21:16You're right.
01:21:16That's right.
01:21:17I can't.
01:21:18I can't.
01:21:19You're right.