00:01There they are.
00:02Yes, Anita, it's a first ever for the World Wrestling Federation, for sure.
00:06Take a look at all those hogs.
00:08Wow.
00:08I want to introduce to you, your special guest referee, Bill Billy Chibb.
00:23Did you see what one of those hogs was doing?
00:26No.
00:28Oh.
00:32The God-gloom creature.
00:35Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
00:38Imagine having a hog pen in your house.
00:41As we do here in Imagine Hunter Hearst Helmsley who under normal circumstances has his nose in the air as
00:48he passes that hog pen.
00:49I would suggest it's likely to go just a little bit higher.
00:53As a matter of fact, I think he just caught the first whiff.
00:57Now, Hunter, I'm sure, has never seen.
00:59Oh, my goodness.
01:00Look at this.
01:01He is physically sick.
01:03He's about to lose his lunch.
01:05He had pheasant under glass.
01:06We're about to see it again, I'm afraid.
01:09Pheasant under glass.
01:11Oh, yes.
01:12Oh, yes, Hunter.
01:14And he just might be covered.
01:17He might be in that hog pen, covered in slop.
01:20But I would suggest one thing.
01:22Uh-oh.
01:23I would suggest that the feeling is mutual.
01:25That the hogs don't like Hunter any better than Hunter likes the hogs.
01:29Look at it.
01:30Oh, my gosh.
01:31Hello.
01:38Yes, these hogs, ladies and gentlemen, Arkansas hogs, I believe off Henry's farm.
01:45And Hunter just might need that cologne he has there in his right hand.
01:49And here we go.
01:50Yeah.
01:51His opponent.
01:51Come on, Hunter.
01:53Here's Arkansas.
01:55Weighing 288 pounds, Henry O'Gottwin.
02:00Yes.
02:01My goodness.
02:02Look at that.
02:03I think he just scooped up a pile of whatever's in the bottom of that pigsty.
02:07I don't know what he has, but he has two bucket bowls on it.
02:10Look at this.
02:11Henry Garfield coming on up.
02:13Maybe he's gonna swap the hogs.
02:14That's what he has.
02:15No.
02:16No, he's headed this way.
02:18That's his dinner and lunch.
02:20You don't think that he has a Christmas present for you, King.
02:23Wait a minute, McMahon.
02:25How good would you look at that?
02:26Get over here in front of me, get in front of me.
02:27Instead of the crown, what if he dumped one of the pails right on your head?
02:31A slop.
02:36Well, it's gonna start here in the square circle, ladies and gentlemen.
02:40And again, as Hillbilly Jim explained it, this match is pretty simple.
02:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:45Uh-oh.
02:46And it's gonna be slop.
02:47Look out.
02:47My goodness, Hunter Hearst Hemsley on the outside now.
02:50Hunter Hearst, don't tell me this thing's gonna begin with a regular slop.
02:53Hold it, hold it, he's still got his expensive clothes.
02:57Whoa.
02:58No.
02:59My gosh.
03:00No, ladies and gentlemen.
03:03Look at, people in the first row have been slopped.
03:07I mean, unfortunately, one of our rings, there is slop everywhere.
03:15Nonetheless, the match is on.
03:17Hunter Hearst Hemsley now, with Henry Godwin.
03:20My God.
03:20A big forearm.
03:22And people have been, they're just running for cover.
03:27And look at this, now, Henry Godwin is a double feature of some of the,
03:31that poor young man.
03:34Back, body drop.
03:39On the outside.
03:40Back in the ring here to Hunter.
03:42And Hunter Hearst Hemsley continues to circle around the squared circle.
03:46Right back in.
03:48Henry Godwin now.
03:49Uh-oh.
03:51Come on, Hunter.
03:52A blatant maneuver there.
03:54He's coming off the ropes now, Hunter Hearst Hemsley.
03:56My goodness.
03:57Hard right hand.
04:00And wait a minute, wait a minute.
04:01Hunter Hearst Hemsley locked inside the rope now.
04:06Henry Godwin.
04:09And Hillbilly Jim trying to calm him.
04:11What's he gonna do now?
04:13A handful of slop.
04:16A handful of slop.
04:18No way.
04:20No way.
04:26My God.
04:31I've heard of being slime before but slop.
04:35And Henry in some trouble as Hunter Hearst Hemsley is about to regurgitate in front of us.
04:42What do you think his parents up in Connecticut are thinking right now, McMahon?
04:46I have no idea.
04:48My goodness.
04:51And there is a bit of odoriferous.
04:54Look at this.
04:56And meanwhile, Hunter Hearst Hemsley is pummeling and hammering away on Henry Godwin.
05:02Doesn't smell like mistletoe in here, McMahon.
05:04No, I don't believe it does.
05:08And Hillbilly Jim.
05:10Uh-oh, look out, here we go.
05:12The big catch for the ride.
05:13My.
05:14And Hunter Hearst Hemsley is in control of this matchup.
05:17Yeah.
05:17Nicely done.
05:19Pick that hog up and take him back there and dump him in the slop.
05:23Hunter Hearst Hemsley, ladies and gentlemen.
05:25This capacity crowd witnessing the event in the squared circle.
05:29There you go.
05:30Look at this one is gonna ultimately wind up in the hog pen.
05:37Hunter Hearst Hemsley in control of the matchup at the moment.
05:41The knee finding its mark.
05:45And look at this, pummeling away.
05:47By the way, ladies and gentlemen, Double J, Jeff Jarrett, apparently on the superstar line.
05:53Surprised Double J is still in the same building with Ahmed Johnson.
05:56Must have gotten some control back in the locker room area.
06:00And a knee, a higher one there.
06:02As the hogs take a little nap.
06:04Everyone else enjoying the matches except the hogs aren't too interested.
06:09Hunter Hearst Hemsley.
06:11Been a long day for those hogs, McMahon.
06:12Yes.
06:13Coming all the way from Bitters, Arkansas.
06:16And uh-oh, look at this.
06:17He's gonna take him back there.
06:18Nope.
06:19Put his face in his own slop.
06:21That's what you need to do.
06:21Hunter Hearst Hemsley trying to set up the hog farmer and-
06:25Look out.
06:26Look out.
06:27Look out.
06:29My goodness.
06:31And Hunter Hearst Hemsley.
06:33Look at the slop there above his eyes.
06:36And Hemsley's in trouble.
06:40Hunter Hearst Hemsley thus far.
06:43This is no fair, McMahon.
06:44And defeated and here goes Hunter.
06:46No.
06:48Look at that, you got Hillbilly Jim out there.
06:50This gives the hog man the whole pin advantage.
06:54Wait a minute.
06:55Look at this.
06:55A right hand.
06:56Hunter Hearst Hemsley decking Henry Godwin.
06:59Throw him in it.
06:59Throw him in it.
07:00They're getting close to that hog man.
07:03Somebody.
07:04No.
07:05He'll feel right at home.
07:06It'll be just like being back in Bitters, Arkansas.
07:09Can you imagine being from Bitters, Arkansas?
07:12Hunter Hearst Hemsley.
07:13Come on, come on.
07:15Hunter over the right.
07:16Hunter's in trouble.
07:17Come right in, down he goes.
07:19My goodness, with a concrete floor.
07:21And Hillbilly Jim there simply to find out who goes into the hog pit.
07:26Somebody got.
07:27My goodness.
07:28Woo.
07:30This little piggy just about went to market.
07:32I think you're just about right.
07:34Come on man.
07:34A devastating maneuver on the part of Hunter Hearst Hemsley.
07:38What a matchup this has turned out to be.
07:40Yeah.
07:40A grueling one.
07:41That little piggy should have stayed home.
07:44And you just might be right as Hunter Hearst Hemsley,
07:47trying to get the big hog farmer into the, here we go.
07:51What's he gonna do here?
08:02He has to go all the way in and look at this, on the top now.
08:08Hunter Hearst, if he loses his balance.
08:10Yeah.
08:11My goodness, the elbow drop from high above down into the sternum area of Henry Godwin.
08:17This matchup leaving the ring some time ago and they're having a battle on it.
08:22Right there in front of the hot pen.
08:24Henry Godwin.
08:25And Hunter Hearst Hemsley going out in a first ever here in the World Wrestling Federation.
08:30New Bluey Jim, the guest official.
08:33Can you imagine that big man?
08:35Look at that.
08:36The hog, the slop.
08:38Just like being back in Bitters, Arkansas.
08:40Right now, I talked to my good friend earlier today, Jeff Foxworthy.
08:43Yeah.
08:43He told me what it would be like to be from Bitters, Arkansas.
08:46He said, if you get odor eaters as a Christmas present, you might be from Bitters, Arkansas.
08:53Well, right now, they're back in the ring.
08:55Henry Godwin coming after Hunter who was around the ringside area.
08:59And here we go, this match is right back in the ring.
09:01He said, if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it, you might be from Bitters, Arkansas.
09:07Never thought of it that way.
09:09If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night requires shoes and a flashlight,
09:13you might be from Bitters, Arkansas.
09:17Well, in any event, the man from Bitters, Arkansas right now is in some trouble.
09:22And you would think that Hunter just might be at a bit of a disadvantage coming into this type of
09:28a matchup.
09:29Come on Hunter, look at him.
09:30Uh-oh.
09:30Wait a minute, wait a minute.
09:31Let's see what the Heart Farmer can do.
09:34And- Whoa!
09:36Whoa!
09:40Unbelievable!
09:41What a maneuver!
09:44And that maneuver almost as effective as the Slop Drop.
09:50And I'm not so sure that the Hillbilly Jim is the most unbiased official.
09:58It looks like Hunter's gonna go for the ride.
10:00Look at this.
10:00Let's go back to the picture and take a look at this.
10:02Way up, only one place to go.
10:05No!
10:07And Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Gainley, back on his feet.
10:10Maybe not belong for the ride to the buckle.
10:12No!
10:17Helmsley hammered.
10:19Helmsley being set up.
10:20Helmsley, an undefeated streak.
10:23To the outside.
10:25And Helmsley's undefeated streak is gonna come, I believe, to a screeching halt here in Europe.
10:30Hunter House tonight.
10:31Yes.
10:32Now the Hawk Farmer has the momentum.
10:34Henry Goddard.
10:35Henry Goddard.
10:36What was that?
10:37Another hand full of Slop.
10:38A right hand.
10:40Helmsley being hammered and summarily backed up toward that Hawk pin.
10:44Look at this.
10:46Look at this.
10:47Look out, Hunter.
10:48Helmsley being hammered now.
10:51No!
10:51Drop, drop.
10:52Here comes up.
10:53Three, four.
10:56Now, Helmsley grabbing, I believe the railing, and unfortunately for the Hawk Farmer,
11:03Henry Goddard went down himself.
11:04He is out of it.
11:06That probably knocked some more of his teeth out right there.
11:08That was a nasty fall.
11:09By the way, if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do, you might be from Bitters,
11:14Arkansas.
11:15I'm not from Bitters, Arkansas.
11:16What is this stuff?
11:17Bitters, Arkansas.
11:18The match going on, a grueling matchup.
11:20One of the most grueling this thing has turned out to be.
11:24Here we go.
11:25And here we go.
11:26Goddard now reversing.
11:32Helmsley being set up now.
11:34Helmsley is going around.
11:34Can you imagine if they break that gate?
11:37We'll have .
11:39The slump drop.
11:40Helmsley's out of it.
11:42The Hawk Farmer, all he has to do is pick up Helmsley and dump him in.
11:47But unfortunately, this match has taken its toll on Henry O'Godwin as well.
11:53There's flies flying around him.
11:55The flies, what?
11:57Uh-oh, here come the hogs.
12:00And Helmsley trying to keep an eye.
12:03Get away from that, Hunter.
12:04Those aren't pork rinds you smell over there.
12:09Helmsley trying to get to his feet.
12:12Look at him.
12:13He's almost out of it.
12:15The Hawk Farmer.
12:15Henry Godwin back up and charge it closely.
12:18Look at him.
12:22Henry Godwin just whipped.
12:24Can you believe this?
12:27Winner Hurst Helmsley remains undefeated.
12:31Helmsley.
12:31And just as important, look at him.
12:35Thank God.
12:36Other than a little bit of slump on him, he is pristine.
12:41Wait a minute.
12:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:49Yes, yes, yes.
12:52Drop it.
12:53Please no, please no.
12:57No.
13:01That ain't slump, McMahon.
13:03Everything crowned in there is not much.
13:08.
13:10Ernest Helmsley.
13:12We have won the match.
13:14Look at this.
13:16My goodness.
13:18Look at this.
13:27He's running home at the regular hoedown.
13:33.
13:33Can you imagine?
13:35He just looked up.
13:36He just looked up.
13:38And saw those hogs.
13:40He's in a hog pit.
13:44Get your foot in and get out of there.
13:48Unbelievable.
13:50He can't believe it.
13:52He can't believe it.
13:54He's in a hog pit.
13:55Covered in hogs.
13:56And what else they do with that pin?
13:58I don't think he'll be sitting on saying a slap.
14:02The pin threw something at him.
14:10My goodness, what else is gonna happen tonight in your house?
14:16Who knows?
14:17Warner Herms totally is covered.
14:19No!
14:20No!
