00:00There they are, yes indeed it's a first ever for
00:04the World Wrestling Federation for sure.
00:06Take a look at all those hogs, wow.
00:08I want to introduce to you, your special guest referee, Hillbilly Chibb.
00:15Did you see what one of those hogs was doing?
00:26No, I didn't.
00:28A god full of creatures, Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
00:38Imagine having a hog pen in your house, as we do here and
00:43imagine that Hunter Hearst Helmsley who under normal circumstances has his nose
00:48in the air as he passes that hog pen, I would suggest it likely go just a little bit higher.
00:52As a matter of fact, I think he just caught the first whiff.
00:55Now, Hunter I'm sure has never seen, oh my goodness, look at this.
01:01He is physically sick, he's about to lose his lunch.
01:05Look at that pheasant under glass and we're about to see it again I'm afraid.
01:09Pheasant under glass.
01:11Yes, Hunter.
01:15And he just might be covered.
01:16He might be in that hog pen covered in slop.
01:20And I would suggest one thing, I would suggest that the feeling is mutual.
01:24That the hogs don't like Hunter any better than Hunter likes the hogs.
01:29Look at it.
01:30My gosh.
01:31Hello.
01:32Yes, these hogs, ladies and gentlemen, Arkansas hogs, I believe off Henry's farm.
01:45And Hunter just might need that cologne he has there in his right hand.
01:49And here we go, yeah.
01:51His opponent, come on, here's Arkansas.
01:54Weighing 288 pounds, Henry O'Gottwin.
02:00Yes, that, my goodness, look at that.
02:04I think he just scooped up a pile of whatever's in the bottom of that pigsty.
02:07I don't know what he has, but he has two bucketfuls on it.
02:10Look at this.
02:12Henry Garfield coming on up.
02:13Maybe he's gonna swap the hogs, that's what he has.
02:15No.
02:16No, he's headed this way.
02:18That's his dinner and lunch.
02:20You don't think that he has a Christmas present for you, King?
02:23Wait a minute, McMahon.
02:25How good would you look at that?
02:26Get over here in front of me, get in front of me.
02:27Instead of the crown, what if he dump one of the pails right on your head?
02:31A slop.
02:32Come on.
02:32Well, it's gonna start here in the square circle, ladies and gentlemen.
02:40And again, as New Bully Jim explained it, this match is pretty simple.
02:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:45Uh-oh.
02:46And it's gonna be slopped.
02:47My goodness, Hunter Hearst-Hemsley on the outside now.
02:50Hunter Hearst, don't tell me this thing's gonna begin with a regular slopping.
02:53Hold it, hold it, he's still got his expensive clothes.
02:55Whoa.
02:58No.
02:59My gosh.
03:00No, ladies and gentlemen, look at, people in the first row have been slopped.
03:08I mean, unfortunately, one of our rings, there is slop everywhere.
03:16Nonetheless, the match is on.
03:17Hunter Hearst-Hemsley now, with Henry Goblin, a big forearm.
03:21And people have been, they're just running for cover.
03:27And look at this, now, Henry Goblin, here's a double feature of some of these.
03:30That poor young man.
03:33Back, body drop.
03:35On the outside.
03:40He's back in the ring here now, Hunter.
03:42And Hunter Hearst-Hemsley continues to circle around the squared circle,
03:46right back in.
03:47Henry Godwin now.
03:49Uh-oh.
03:50Come on, Hunter.
03:52Coming in, a blatant maneuver there, he's coming off the ropes now, Hunter Hearst-Hemsley.
03:56My goodness.
03:57And a hard right hand.
03:58And wait a minute, wait a minute.
04:01Hunter Hearst-Hemsley locked inside the rope now.
04:04Henry Godwin.
04:07And Hillbilly Jim trying to calm him.
04:11What's he gonna do now?
04:14A handful of slop.
04:16A handful of slop.
04:18No way.
04:20No way, bro.
04:22My God.
04:28I've heard of being slimed before, but slop and Henry in some trouble as
04:38Hunter Hearst-Hemsley is about to regurgitate in front of us.
04:43What do you think his parents up in Connecticut are thinking right now, McMahon?
04:46I have no idea, my goodness.
04:51And there is a bit of odoriferous, look at this.
04:55And meanwhile, Hunter Hearst-Hemsley is pummeling and hammering away on Henry Godwin.
05:02Doesn't smell like mistletoe in here, McMahon.
05:04No, I don't believe it does.
05:08And Hillbilly Jim, uh-oh, look out, here we go, the big guy for the ride, my.
05:14And Hunter Hearst-Hemsley is in control of this matchup.
05:17Yes.
05:17Bricker nicely done.
05:18Pick that hog up and take him back there and dump him in the slop.
05:23Hunter Hearst-Hemsley, ladies and gentlemen.
05:25This capacity crowd, witnessing the event in the squared circle.
05:29There you go.
05:30Knowing that this one is gonna ultimately wind up in the hog pen.
05:34Hunter Hearst-Hemsley in control of the matchup at the moment.
05:41The knee finding its mark.
05:42And look at this, pummeling away, ladies and gentlemen, Double J, Jeff Jarrett,
05:49apparently out on the superstar line.
05:53Surprised Double J is still in the same building with Ahmed Johnson.
05:56Must have gotten some control back in the locker room area.
05:59And a knee, a higher one there as the hogs take a little nap.
06:04Everyone else enjoying the matches except the hogs aren't too interested.
06:08Hunter Hearst-Hemsley.
06:11It's been a long day for those hogs, McMahon.
06:12Yes.
06:13Coming all the way from Bitters, Arkansas.
06:15And uh-oh, look at this.
06:17He's gonna take him back there.
06:18Nope.
06:19Put his face in his own slop.
06:21That's what you need to do.
06:22Hunter Hearst-Hemsley trying to set up the hog farmer.
06:24And look out.
06:26Look out.
06:27My goodness.
06:31Hunter Hearst-Hemsley, look at the slop down above his eyes.
06:37And Helmsley's in trouble.
06:40Hunter Hearst-Hemsley, thus far.
06:43This is no fair, McMahon.
06:44Undefeated, and here goes Hunter.
06:46No!
06:46Look at that, you got Hillbilly Jim out there.
06:51This gives the hog man the whole pin advantage.
06:54Wait a minute.
06:54Look at this.
06:55A right hand.
06:56Hunter Hearst-Hemsley decking Henry Godwin.
06:59Throw him in it.
07:00Throw him in it.
07:00They're getting close to that hog man.
07:03Somebody, no.
07:05He'll feel right at home.
07:06It'll be just like being back in Bitters, Arkansas.
07:09Can you imagine being from Bitters, Arkansas?
07:12Hunter Hearst-Hemsley.
07:15Hunter's in trouble.
07:17A right hand, and he goes.
07:19My goodness, on the concrete floor.
07:21And Hillbilly Jim there simply to find out who goes into the hog pit.
07:25Somebody got.
07:27My goodness.
07:28Woo!
07:30This little piggy just about went to market.
07:32I think you're just about right.
07:34Come on, man.
07:34A devastating maneuver on the part of Hunter Hearst-Hemsley.
07:38What a matchup this has turned out to be.
07:40Yeah. A grueling one.
07:41That little piggy should have stayed home.
07:44And you just might be right as Hunter Hearst-Hemsley,
07:48trying to get the big hog farmer into the, here we go.
07:51What's he gonna do here?
07:53No, look out.
07:55He has to go all the way in, and look at this, on the top now, of the round.
08:08Hunter Hearst, if he loses his powers, it will, yeah.
08:11My goodness, the elbow drop from high above down into the sternum area of Henry Godwin.
08:17This matchup, leaving the ring some time ago, and they're having a battle on it.
08:22Right there in the foot of the hot pen.
08:24Henry Godwin, and Hunter Hearst-Hemsley going at it,
08:27a first ever here in the World Wrestling Federation.
08:30Hillbilly Jim, the guest official.
08:32Can you imagine that, McMahon?
08:35Look at that, the hog, the slop.
08:38Just like being back in Bitters, Arkansas.
08:40Right now, I talked to my good friend earlier today, Jeff Foxworthy.
08:43Yeah.
08:43He told me what it would be like to be from Bitters, Arkansas.
08:46He said, if you get odor eaters as a Christmas present, you might be from Bitters, Arkansas.
08:53Well, right now, they're back in the ring.
08:55Henry Godwin coming after Hunter, who was around the ringside area.
08:58And here we go, this match is right back in the ring.
09:01He said, if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it, you might be from Bitters, Arkansas.
09:07Never thought of it that way.
09:09If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night requires shoes and a flashlight,
09:13you might be from Bitters, Arkansas.
09:17Well, in any event, the man from Bitters, Arkansas right now is in some trouble.
09:22And you would think that Hunter just might be at a bit of a disadvantage coming into this type of a matchup.
09:29Come on, Hunter, look at this.
09:30Wait a minute, wait a minute.
09:31Let's see what the Heart Farmer can do.
09:33And, whoa.
09:36Unbelievable.
09:42What a maneuver.
09:44And that maneuver almost as effective as the Swap Drop.
09:48And I'm not so sure that the Hillbilly Gym is the most unbiased official.
09:58And it looks like Hunter's gonna go for the ride.
10:00Let's go back to the picture and take a look at this.
10:02Way up, only one place to go.
10:04No.
10:05And Hunter Hearst Hemsley, game lead back on his feet.
10:10Maybe not for long for the ride to the buckle, and up.
10:12No.
10:13Helmsley hammered.
10:18Helmsley being set up.
10:20Helmsley, an undefeated streak.
10:22Look at this, to the outside.
10:25And Helmsley's undefeated streak is gonna come, I believe, to a screeching halt here in your house tonight.
10:31Yes, now the Hawk Farmer has the momentum.
10:34Henry Goddard, Henry Goddard, what was that?
10:37Another hand full of slop.
10:39A right hand, Helmsley being hammered, and
10:42summarily backed up toward that hog pin, look at this.
10:47Look at this.
10:47Look out, Hunter.
10:48Helmsley being hammered now.
10:51No!
10:52Drop, drop, drop.
10:52Here comes up.
10:53Got three, four.
10:54Two in.
10:56Now, Helmsley grabbing, I believe the railing, and unfortunately,
11:01for the Hawk Farmer, Henry Goddard went down himself.
11:04He is out of it.
11:06That probably knocked some more of his teeth out right there.
11:08That was a nasty fall.
11:10By the way, if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do,
11:13you might be from Bitters, Arkansas.
11:15I'm not from Bitters, Arkansas.
11:16What is this stuff?
11:17Bitters, Arkansas, the match going on, a grueling matchup, one of the most grueling this thing
11:22has turned out to be.
11:24Here we go.
11:25And here we go, Goddard now,
11:27Reversal, and there he goes.
11:32Helmsley being set up now.
11:33Helmsley is on the ground.
11:34Can you imagine if they break that gate, we'll have Homes everywhere in here.
11:38The Slop Drop, Helmsley's on off it.
11:41The Hive Farmer, all he has to do is pick up Helmsley and dump him in.
11:47But unfortunately, this match has taken its toll on Henry O'Godwin as well.
11:52There's flies flying around him.
11:55The flies, what?
11:56Uh-oh, here come the hogs.
11:58And Helmsley trying to keep an eye.
12:03Get away from that, Hunter, those aren't pork rinds you smell over there.
12:06Helmsley trying to get to his feet.
12:12Look at him, he's almost out of it.
12:14The Hog Farmer, Henry O'Godwin back up and change it closely.
12:18Look at it.
12:19Henry O'Godwin just whipped.
12:25Can you believe this?
12:27Winner, Hurst Helmsley, remains undefeated.
12:31Helmsley.
12:32And just as important, look at him.
12:35Thank God.
12:36Other than a little bit of slop on him, he is Christine.
12:41Hey, man, you don't mess with him.
12:43Wait a minute.
12:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:49Yes, yes, yes, yes.
12:52Drop it.
12:53Please no, please no.
12:55No.
12:59That ain't slop, McMahon.
13:03Everything brown in there is not mine.
13:05No, no, no, no, no.
13:17Look at this.
13:19My goodness.
13:21No.
13:24Look at that.
13:25It was so great.
13:26He's running home, it's a regular hoe now.
13:29Who ruins him?
13:31Can you imagine, he just looked up and saw the hogs, he's in a hog pit.
13:42Get your foot in and get out of there.
13:46Unbelievable, he can't believe it.
13:52He can't believe it, he's in a hog pit, covered in hogs, slapping.
13:56And what else they do with that fan?
13:58I don't think he'll be sitting on Santa's lap.
14:02The pig threw something at him.
14:08My goodness, what else is gonna happen tonight in your house?
14:15Who knows?
14:16Hunter Hearst Hoesley is covered.
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