00:00yes Vince we are here well my goodness all right well let me ask you a question uh Sonny what are
00:06you gonna ask the bad guy when he joins you at the superstar line well since he was the winner
00:10maybe I'll say hey Chico what you doing later baby uh and Ray what are you gonna ask the kid
00:15well I'm gonna ask if that powdering took care of his diaper rash earlier on we had an occasion to
00:22uh to take a look at some of the action as well as Jake the Snake Roberts who joined you let's
00:27go back and yeah let's show this no please don't this is what happened after Jake's match and take
00:33a look hey Jake Jake on option eight right now Ray whatever you can hear this exclusive interview
00:43with Jake the Snake Roberts right here on the superstar line it was horrible oh I thought it
00:48was great it was horrible back to you Vince all right thank you very much you know Sonny told me
00:53my favorite band used to be Whitesnake but I bet it's not anymore I wouldn't imagine so
00:57unbelievable ladies and gentlemen and as you can see the number there for the WWF superstar line
01:05in the United States 1-900-737 for WWF $1.49 per minute and in Canada 1-900-451-333-2
01:15$1.99 per minute again you must be 18 years of age or have your parents permission before calling
01:20the winners and the losers on option 8 the WWF superstar line all night long and hello there's a
01:27hunter along with the well lovely looking young lady Elizabeth Hilton Ms. Hilton accompanying
01:36Hunter Hearst Helmsley and where does he find these gorgeous ladies you know McMahon the old saying
01:44the rich guys get all the good looking names that's the case Hunter must be loaded every time this man
01:52comes out to the squared circle he is escorted by a beautiful beautiful young lady but no this
01:59match of course is not about anything really all that pretty this match is about uh well I guess
02:05that's about who's gonna take out the tracks now wait a minute McMahon that's right you see what kind
02:10of you see what Hunter Hearst Helmsley takes out it's certainly not trash look at that angel right
02:16there oh my gosh I see her now it's humiliating Elizabeth Hilton it's humiliating for Hunter Hearst Helmsley
02:23to even have to be in the same building much less the same ring with somebody like the trash man right
02:29well let's go from uh the beauty to the beast so to speak uh let's take it back to Todd Penn
02:35gill in the dumpster Todd all right Vince thank you very much standing with Duke the dumpster
02:39drossi you saw Hunter Hearst Helmsley on the way to the ring with a beautiful woman and yeah let's
02:44talk about yeah let's talk about that nowhere to run nowhere to stick and hide anymore Hunter Hearst Helmsley
02:50it's revenge time and I'm gonna take you out like yesterday's garbage let's remind everybody what
02:57happened three weeks ago on WWF superstars Duke you can take a look at it here Hunter Hearst Helmsley
03:03from behind attacking you with your own garbage can you can see it here oh that's just fine and dandy
03:11get me he's getting the galvanized wake-up call tonight cutting of your hair obviously retribution
03:17it's payback time it is absolutely payback time all right Duke the dumpster grossy obviously with one
03:24thing on his mind uh-oh little buzz on the cheek there and uh well here we go yeah here comes instant air
03:35and they're going at it right away and Hunter Hearst Helmsley in a slugfest look at this my goodness
03:49hard right hand and Duke likely to win a fist fight if it continues on this way look at this
03:55that that's your hamling pummeling away look at this and Hunter Hearst Helmsley is in for a fight here tonight
04:03in your house for sure oh what a hard right hand the dumpster and Hunter Hearst Helmsley and look at all
04:13that hair you wonder whether or not to look out and I think maybe I guess that was a
04:23what about the flagrant hair pull on the point on the part of the drossy there
04:28about it Hunter Hearst Helmsley in trouble in big-time trouble and the dumpster has him up as he wins
04:38and the dumpster is taking it to Hunter Hearst Helmsley here thus far
04:44and he took a look at the uh hair on Hunter Hearst Helmsley oh no what he just took that jacket
04:51oh hey look at this
04:53and uh the dumpster
04:57might be disqualified if he continues with these aggressive tactics
05:03and the stench in here is fixing to get unbearable now he took that shirt off
05:07Duke the dumpster drossy more than just your neighborhood garbage man
05:11he certainly means business and boy is he ever fired up since Hunter Hearst
05:15oh my goodness cut his hair
05:18and backing off we have Hunter Hearst Helmsley
05:27Hunter Hearst Helmsley very cagey very crafty you have to keep your eyes on this man
05:32at all times oh what a slap
05:35I'm sorry McMahon I got my eyes somewhere else right now what do you mean by that oh my goodness
05:42oh
05:43uh Ms. Hilden rather along with oh my goodness along with
05:49well I'm sitting over here with Ms. Hilden and uh sitting this close there's making my feet
05:55start to vibrate I just I just wanted to say uh uh what's gonna say
06:01what do you want to say go ahead say it what do you want to say what about this
06:04look at this idiot this this disgusting trash man that's in there with Hunter is that not revolting
06:09oh wait a minute
06:10disgusting but the fight's not over yet
06:12and look at this here we go here you come here comes the pedigree
06:16no no there it goes
06:18oh
06:19and uh oh my god
06:24John Johnston with a close line
06:26whoa
06:28and a little taunting going in there justifiably so
06:32again
06:33oh
06:34goodness
06:35come on
06:36Dumpster now
06:38coming off the roof from
06:39the other side and down now
06:40oh yeah
06:41there we go
06:42that was great wasn't it
06:43that was fantastic
06:44oh yes
06:45oh
06:46oh
06:47oh
06:48oh
06:49oh
06:50oh
06:51oh
06:52oh
06:53oh
06:54okay
06:55everyone remembers in the first ever WWF unique three for all these two going at
07:03it just prior to the Royal Rumble and of course as a result of the qualification has a dumpster who won the matchup but after that we saw a number of big
07:11After that, we saw a number of things.
07:13Oh, no.
07:15Forget about it.
07:16It's right.
07:18Back to the garbage truck for him.
07:20Miss Hilden, very happy over the latest turn of events.
07:24Hey, McMahon.
07:25I can't imagine what she's thinking about sitting next to you.
07:27I think she's thinking she might want to run her fingers through your hair.
07:30Do you remember where you left it?
07:34Not very nice.
07:35Talk about hair.
07:37What if?
07:38What if the dumpster were to win this matchup?
07:40What if the dumpster in some fashion would bring out his own pair of scissors?
07:45What if we saw Hunter Hearst Helmsley's hair cut here tonight in your house?
07:50Can you hear that?
07:50What McMahon is spouting off over here?
07:52What if we saw?
07:53And a kick out.
07:55What would happen if Duke to Dumpster Drosie tried to cut Hunter Hearst Helmsley's hair?
08:00Well, no comment, I don't think.
08:03But there you see the steps moving from the force of Duke to Dumpster Drosie
08:09crashing into the steel, stepped on the outside in the dumpster.
08:12Oh!
08:13Hunter receiving in the forearm.
08:14Uppercut.
08:18Another one.
08:20And once again, Hunter Hearst Helmsley in control of things.
08:24Actually, Hunter did Duke a big favor by cutting off that nasty,
08:27smelly, stinking hair of the garbage man.
08:29He did?
08:30Oh, there was all kind of refuge in his hair.
08:33And coming off the rope and...
08:35Oh!
08:36Woo-hoo!
08:36Need a forehead.
08:37Hunter Hearst Helmsley is not enough to win the matchup.
08:39On cover.
08:40We get two.
08:41Got it.
08:41And a kick out.
08:42I know.
08:42Left shoulder up.
08:44Hunter Hearst Helmsley gets Duke to Dumpster Drosie.
08:47Will we see the trash taken out here live in your house from the Louisville Gardens?
08:54Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
08:55Might be leaving with a beautiful lady as Elizabeth Hilden,
09:01but he might be leaving a loser.
09:02Oh, right there.
09:03Retaliation.
09:04And again, I think it's a mistake when a part of Helmsley
09:07to slug it out with the Dumpster.
09:09Come on.
09:10Believe me, the Dumpster is too dumb to beat Hunter.
09:13Coming off the rope.
09:14Oh, I need it.
09:15Nicely done.
09:18A cover coming up.
09:19Yes.
09:20We get one.
09:20Count to two.
09:21And a kick out by Duke to Dumpster Drosie.
09:23He may be strong, McMahon, but he is dumb.
09:26And you sort of get the impression that Mr. Helmsley is getting a little frustrated.
09:30Oh, look at this.
09:31One, two, three.
09:33Come on, girl.
09:34Get stuck.
09:36Hunter Hearst Helmsley against Duke to Dumpster Drosie.
09:39Here in your house, live from Louisville,
09:42is Miss Elizabeth Hilden looking on along with the...
09:45This is it.
09:46Watch this.
09:46Look on.
09:47Let's do it.
09:49Snap.
09:49That's a cover.
09:50Count in.
09:51Oh.
09:53Another kick out.
09:53And definitely, we see frustration on the part of Helmsley.
09:58Hunter Hearst Helmsley, an American blue blood against, I guess, an American tradition to a certain extent.
10:04What, a garbage man?
10:05What's wrong with a garbage man?
10:07Oh.
10:08That just stink, McMahon.
10:09Good honest day's work.
10:11Never hurt anybody.
10:13And by the way, ladies and gentlemen, we talked about the WWF Superstar line earlier on.
10:17We'll both raise them all in the one, two, three, kid all loaded up, waiting for you to hear their comments.
10:22Oh, my goodness, that's option eight.
10:23And right now, it could be that the Dumpster's running out of options.
10:26One, two, three, two, three.
10:28The Dumpster now.
10:29With the fart.
10:30Wow.
10:30Oh, look at that.
10:32Did you see that?
10:33The Dumpster with a tremendous kick right in the motion.
10:36Elizabeth Hilton doesn't like that at all.
10:37Oh, yeah.
10:38Both men close lining each other.
10:40Who got the worst of it?
10:43The Dumpster, not moving.
10:45Helmsley appears to be out.
10:48We're up to count of two here.
10:49Don't tell me we're on our way to three.
10:53Get up, Hunter!
10:54Don't tell me this match is gonna end this way.
10:57No, Helmsley beginning to move.
10:59I told you.
11:01Hunter Hearst-Helmsley, very tenacious.
11:03Tremendous athleticism on the part of Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
11:07But he is a great cheater, no doubt about that.
11:09A what?
11:10Cheater.
11:10You gotta be kidding me.
11:11Anybody that's got my respect that's able to get up after the stench of that foot of Drosie was right in their face.
11:17Reversal.
11:18Coming off the rope now.
11:19And, oh, the Dumpster nicely done.
11:22And that'll take it right out of Helmsley.
11:23No, wait a minute.
11:24A lot has been taken out of Dumpster.
11:25Both men feeling the effects of this highly physical matchup here.
11:29Tonight, live from the Louisville Gardens.
11:32McMahon, do you know why the average age of a garbage man is 40 years old?
11:36I didn't know it was, but why?
11:37Because they take him right out of high school.
11:40Oh, my goodness.
11:42Jerry the King Lawler.
11:43He's full of them tonight.
11:43Oh, yeah.
11:44Come on, Hunter!
11:46Sitting by Miss Hilden here.
11:48Got me a little excited.
11:49Look at this.
11:50Yeah, we saw as the Dumpster excited.
11:52And the Dumpster now with Helmsley.
11:54Coming off the rope and back.
11:55Oh, whoa!
12:01Duke the Dumpster, Drosie now.
12:03With momentum, a hard right hand.
12:05And Hunter Hearst Dumpster right up and right back down.
12:09The Dumpster in control.
12:12Duke the Dumpster, Drosie with a handful, two handfuls of hair.
12:14He's obsessed with that hair now.
12:16He might be.
12:17Coming off the rope, back.
12:18No.
12:18Nice scoop.
12:19Oh, no!
12:20Power slam.
12:21Referee going down.
12:22You get the impression.
12:23The Dumpster.
12:24Wait a minute.
12:25Look at this.
12:25What does that mean?
12:26It's you.
12:26He's Zion!
12:28Touching up the trash!
12:32Well, a lot of people would like to see that.
12:34Oh, I thought that was the trash.
12:35The Dumpster.
12:37Seems as though he's ready for victory.
12:39Let's find out.
12:40Hildenheim coming off the rope and...
12:41Oh, no!
12:43Yeah, what a limover, a trash compactor right there.
12:48Duke the Dumpster, Drosie in control.
12:50What's he pointing at?
12:54Wait a minute.
12:55The Dumpster.
12:55Where's he going?
12:56Obsessed with what has happened.
12:58Wait a minute.
12:59Hey, what's this?
13:01He's making a big mistake now, McMahon.
13:03What's he doing?
13:04Look out!
13:04Whoa, whoa.
13:05Trash can, here we go.
13:07He's gonna cover.
13:08He's gonna dump.
13:08He's gonna dump the Hunter Hearst Dumpster in that trash can.
13:11That's what he's gonna do.
13:13The official trying to get it away from the Dumpster.
13:18Ow!
13:19No!
13:21No!
13:25Yes!
13:26Yes!
13:27Yes!
13:28Here is the winner, Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
13:32Hunter Hearst Helmsley gets his hand raised.
13:35And the Dumpster.
13:39Can't believe this.
13:41What do you mean you can't believe it, McMahon?
13:43The albanized trash can lid.
13:45Did you expect anything less?
13:47Somehow.
13:48Helmsley just seems to...
13:49I don't know.
13:51I can't...
13:51Look at him.
13:52Let's go back and take a look at some of the action.
13:56Certainly, this is far from over, ladies and gentlemen, between these two and look.
14:00It was the Dumpster's own fault.
14:01The Dumpster went out.
14:02Illegally brought a foreign object into the ring.
14:04And...
14:05Oh, no!
14:09And there you see...
14:10Oh!
14:13To the victor go the spoils.
14:14Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
14:16Victorious, but I'm sure we haven't seen the last of this.
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