Hillbilly Daisy Mae wants to catch Li'l Abner Yokum on Sadie Hawkins Day and force him to marry her in Dogpatch, USA. But before that, the small town is declared useless and a test site for an atomic bomb, unless people can prove its worth.
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00:00:11Little Abner, whoo-hoo, Little Abner, whoo-hoo
00:00:16Every gal in town is after Little Abner, poor Abner
00:00:21He's a superman at swimmin' He'll give any man a trimmin'
00:00:26But when it comes to kissin' pretty women
00:00:30Little Abner goes goop, goop
00:00:32Daisy may pursue him, he always runs away
00:00:37Daisy hollers, but you oughta see him go on Sadie Hawkins Day
00:00:42Little Abner, whoo-hoo, Little Abner, whoo-hoo
00:00:47He's the biggest catch in Dogpatch
00:00:50Little Abner, Little Abner, he's so handsome and so dashing
00:00:55Gals can't stop their mashin' But the Ripper, what's your secret passion?
00:01:12Daisy may!
00:01:20Go on, Daisy may!
00:01:23It's gettin' up time!
00:01:24Morning, Granny!
00:01:26It's out your son-up!
00:01:27And don't forget, you gotta get yourself all prettied up
00:01:30Because your cousin Delight was comin' over from Pineapple Junction today
00:01:34I remembers, Granny!
00:01:36Heee!
00:01:37Hi-ho!
00:01:39Gards have to know some polecat a-messin' around
00:01:42Jim and Aunt Harless Joe are two of the most wuffless bachelors there is
00:01:50Well, stir yourself, gal
00:01:55Heee!
00:01:57Heee!
00:01:57Hoor!
00:01:58Heee!
00:02:00Heee!
00:02:01Heee!
00:02:02Joe!
00:02:03Joe?
00:02:04Harless Joe!
00:02:06What you want, Granny's Greg?
00:02:10Tell that no-crunk polecat to stop makin' them crazy noises
00:02:14And get me a bucket of water
00:02:16And yo, fetch me up some cookin' wood
00:02:20Waterless bachelors
00:02:21Yeee!
00:02:23Heee!
00:02:28What you doin' here, polecat?
00:02:30Me call great spirit
00:02:32Make them fire
00:02:33Like Ancestor
00:02:37Maybe Ancestor didn't tell secret
00:02:39Here
00:02:40Get some water for Granny
00:02:42I'll get the kindling
00:02:45Where's the axe?
00:02:47Me trade them to Mary and Sam
00:02:49For Firebox
00:02:52Why don't you lie then?
00:02:56Firebox no good
00:03:04Why do die
00:03:05If you go into the mic
00:03:12Swp
00:03:14Swp
00:03:17Swpet
00:03:19Swp
00:03:19Swp
00:03:20Swp
00:03:21Swp
00:03:32It's a pity you ain't married, so we wouldn't be putting up with them waspeless critters
00:03:36to get a little work done.
00:03:37But, Granny, I told you.
00:03:38Look at you.
00:03:39There you stand with the best years of your life behind you.
00:03:42And there you're hiding the hair of a husband as you got.
00:03:45But I ain't interested in marrying just any men, folks.
00:03:48I love little Abner.
00:03:50Pretty soon the men, folks, ain't even going to look at you.
00:03:53They desire youngins.
00:03:55Gals with spook.
00:03:58I don't care.
00:04:01It's only a little Abner.
00:04:02Yes, you would, Granny.
00:04:05Well, it's about time.
00:04:10Oh, the cunt, son.
00:04:17You clumsy idiot.
00:04:19You trying to knock over our poor little house?
00:04:24I only brung a handful, Granny, and you told me to pile it close to the cabin.
00:04:29I'll stop.
00:04:30Help.
00:04:31Take him water.
00:04:33I can't do so anymore, but I'll get my house out.
00:04:38I'll...
00:04:46It's Granny.
00:04:53Well, can me, Brown.
00:04:56Oh, he can't help it.
00:04:58He's stupid.
00:05:00He sure is.
00:05:01And so are you, you big lummit.
00:05:05That'll be the death of me yet.
00:05:08Oh, if Daisy May could only get that little Abner.
00:05:19Is he very hungry this morning, son?
00:05:22Not ravenous, Mammy, just kind of.
00:05:24Well, in that case, I'll only put on just a few more.
00:05:35Is he in it, Pappy?
00:05:36Water.
00:05:46He's sure to find my patient.
00:05:52How you coming, Pansy?
00:05:55How you wait?
00:05:56I'm coming.
00:05:57Here, son.
00:05:59Set yourself.
00:06:07I sure ain't hungry.
00:06:12Someday, I ain't gonna wake you up for breakfast.
00:06:14And you're gonna sleep right through all your meals.
00:06:17Oh, one happy day.
00:06:19I reckons we has the finest food in all the world.
00:06:22Polk chops and eggs for breakfast.
00:06:24Polk chops and goobers for lunch.
00:06:25And for supper, more polk chops.
00:06:28Even though this ain't Sunday, we might be...
00:06:31Now, don't you start getting your mouth set for them preserved tournaments, Lucifer ornamental yokem.
00:06:37Little Abner's taking them to the stores directly after breakfast.
00:06:48See if you can make out this print.
00:06:53What do you make of it?
00:06:54Nothing.
00:06:56Good for fire.
00:06:57No, no.
00:06:59Readin'.
00:06:59Howdy, fellas.
00:07:01Howdy, little Abner.
00:07:03Him read printin'?
00:07:04Sure does.
00:07:05I can read, writin', and readin', too.
00:07:07Oh, you're the most intelligent young gentleman in dog batch.
00:07:11Well, reckon I is.
00:07:12What'd him say?
00:07:20Among the...
00:07:21The...
00:07:22Stink-wish...
00:07:24Visitors...
00:07:25Where tickle my bones!
00:07:28That certainly do sound pretty.
00:07:31Will be...
00:07:33Dr. James A.
00:07:37Barber...
00:07:38The...
00:07:38Cell-e...
00:07:40Braited...
00:07:42C...
00:07:43Is...
00:07:45It...
00:07:46Printin's all mixed up, y'all.
00:07:48I reckon I better study it out.
00:07:51T...
00:07:52S...
00:07:53Y...
00:07:54C...
00:07:55H...
00:07:56What's that?
00:07:58Maybe it's a woodpecker.
00:08:01Shh.
00:08:03Maybe it's skunk hollers.
00:08:05Oh.
00:08:14Why, it's Cicero Gruntz.
00:08:17It's the old little Abner.
00:08:19What are you doing here, boy?
00:08:21Oh, nothing.
00:08:22Just hangin' these up for the sheriff.
00:08:24Don't you tell nobody you saw me with these papers.
00:08:27Go fetch yourself, Cicero Gruntz.
00:08:29We won't.
00:08:32What'd him say?
00:08:35$25 reward for Earthquake Magoon.
00:08:38Date or a lie.
00:08:40Better date.
00:08:42For Robin, the first state bank of Jonesville.
00:08:45The sheriff.
00:08:47Hmm.
00:08:50And you would really say $25 cash money?
00:08:55That's what it say.
00:08:56Oh.
00:08:58That sheriff must think we all idiots.
00:09:00They ain't that much money in the hole of tarnation.
00:09:04Oh, shit.
00:09:06What's the use of talkin'?
00:09:07Anyone knows you can't go with a skunk holler and come out alive.
00:09:11So our guess is Magoon's safe.
00:09:15Hey.
00:09:16Didn't I told you that paper ain't meant for makin' fire?
00:09:19Here.
00:09:20Here.
00:09:21You'll keep it, little Abner.
00:09:22Maybe you can read again for us.
00:09:24I'll be glad to.
00:09:26Well, I gotta get it goin'.
00:09:28So long.
00:09:29So long.
00:09:43$25.
00:09:44Oh, my God.
00:09:48Oh, come on.
00:09:54Yo-wee!
00:10:05Ye-pay!
00:10:07Me make them fire.
00:10:09Ancestor, very clever people.
00:10:22Good morning.
00:10:23How delightful.
00:10:25Morning, Danny.
00:10:26Back.
00:10:30Delightful.
00:10:31Every time you come to visit, you just have messes of boys hangin' around.
00:10:36Messes is right.
00:10:38You never seen such messes as some of them boys.
00:10:41Four days of May, she can't get even one.
00:10:43Oh, that's too bad.
00:10:45She's welcome to any of these.
00:10:48I don't think she'd be interested.
00:10:50She's plumb salt on just one boy.
00:10:53Where is she?
00:10:55Down large, chasin' after that little Abner.
00:10:59You mean that big, handsome boy?
00:11:01Mm-hmm.
00:11:03Mm-hmm.
00:11:05I think I'll go down and look up for Daisy May.
00:11:11That's all, boys.
00:11:13Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:11:27Lovely.
00:11:29That's what he is, just plain lovely.
00:11:41Little Abner, you.
00:11:44The same.
00:11:46Is he going north to Pineapple Junction?
00:11:48No.
00:11:49Is he maybe headed south for Sweet Patootty Corner?
00:11:51No.
00:11:52Why is he headed for, Little Abner?
00:11:55I'm headed for Sotar to Johnstall.
00:11:57Well, I will ask for and receive.
00:11:59Five pounds of boiled ham, one spool of thread number ten white,
00:12:02one can of Pineapple, two pounds of cheese,
00:12:04half sold for Pappy's food,
00:12:06one large jar of Sweet Patootty,
00:12:08one large jar of sour pickle,
00:12:09one bottle of catsup, one bottle of mustard,
00:12:12one can of pea potter for salome,
00:12:13two twists of pipe tobacco for my mammy.
00:12:16That, ah, turns on my heel,
00:12:19makes a beeline for home.
00:12:20What a peak who you are calling for this.
00:12:22I said it was off on a Johnstall likewise.
00:12:25And likewise, I need to turn on my heel
00:12:27and make a beeline back row.
00:12:35There's no reason why we can't walk together, is there?
00:12:39Ain't no law, Gennett.
00:12:56Oh, Michael!
00:12:59Help!
00:13:00I twisted my ankle!
00:13:03Oh, shacks!
00:13:09I reckon I must have stepped on loose rock.
00:13:13Oh!
00:13:15Guess I can't walk unless I have someone strong to hold on to.
00:13:19Wait here, I'll see if there's someone strong around.
00:13:22Yours strong and...
00:13:25Yours are wrong!
00:13:29I suppose now does help you.
00:13:31There's nothing romanical about it.
00:13:33We both understand that.
00:13:34Don't we?
00:13:36Yes, little Abner.
00:13:38Give me your arm.
00:13:43Oh!
00:13:44What party flowers!
00:13:46Oh!
00:13:58Show his fragrance!
00:14:00Smell it, little Abner!
00:14:02Uh-huh.
00:14:08Oh!
00:14:10Oh!
00:14:11Love is what little Abner's in out with Daisy May!
00:14:15That's a lie!
00:14:17Oh!
00:14:18Walkin' arm in arm with your head's clothes together.
00:14:21I smell a flower.
00:14:23Worst case love I ever said.
00:14:25I hates love.
00:14:27What's about her to be a love, Bob?
00:14:29She's only got golden yellow hair.
00:14:31No more golden yellow than the summer sun.
00:14:33Her eyes are only as blue as the sky.
00:14:36The teeth are no more white or shinier than pearls.
00:14:40As for her cheeks, I can show you plenty of peaches
00:14:43which is almost as soft and pink and white.
00:14:47Y'all thinks love is what I is in of with her.
00:14:50Y'all take that back!
00:14:54Little Abner, y'all was right.
00:14:56She is just a ordinary, y'all-haired, blue-eyed, pinky-cheeked gal.
00:15:01Just like y'all say, anybody be a fool to be in love with her.
00:15:04Yes, sir, an awful fool.
00:15:09Oh, and what for y'all bop me?
00:15:14On account of what you done said about Daisy Mae.
00:15:16Oh, I said it was what you said.
00:15:18She wrecked.
00:15:19Only you said as if you meant it.
00:15:24Wait for me to, Labner.
00:15:27I'll walk by myself, thank you.
00:15:29You're always getting me talked about.
00:15:39Gosh!
00:15:45I'm sure a powerful glad to see you.
00:15:48Say, you are delightful.
00:15:49What for you, let him get away?
00:15:51I couldn't help it.
00:15:53I love him so.
00:15:55What can be wrong?
00:15:56Maybe you need a new technique.
00:15:59Technique?
00:15:59What's that?
00:16:01Oh, that's what you gotta have to get him.
00:16:04Let's see.
00:16:06He's the tall, dark, and ignorant type.
00:16:11A boy like him requires only the crudest technique.
00:16:16It's the, uh, yoo-hoo, les-woo.
00:16:22Then do as your conscience tells you, technique.
00:16:25Sure wish I had some.
00:16:27I'll show you how it's done.
00:16:29Will ya?
00:16:30There's nothing to it.
00:16:34Hello, little Abner.
00:16:35Howdy, Mr. Old-timer.
00:16:41Look at her.
00:16:42She's the most humorous-looking gal you ever see.
00:16:45Look at the bugle on her.
00:16:50Boys, boys.
00:16:51You're always too young and innocent to know what you're laughing at.
00:16:54What do you mean, old-timer?
00:16:56What's this Sadie Hawkins' day?
00:16:58A long time ago, this gal, uh, Sadie Hawkins, lived right here in Dogpatch.
00:17:03For years, she tried to catch herself a husband.
00:17:06Didn't have no luck.
00:17:08Finally, her pappy, who was the mayor, called all the bachelors of Dogpatch together, pulled
00:17:13out his gun and says,
00:17:14I declare today, Sadie Hawkins' day.
00:17:18When a fire's my gun, y'all can begin a-running.
00:17:21After you've got a fair start, Sadie'll take out.
00:17:24And the man she catches is gonna be her husband.
00:17:27That's how it starts.
00:17:29Now, every year, when Sadie Hawkins' day rolls around, life ain't safe for any male critter in Dogpatch.
00:17:35Now, did you get the idea?
00:17:38I'll never be able to understand the technique.
00:17:42Little Adner.
00:17:49As a special favor to you, I'll contact you, little Adner.
00:17:52You'll go hard and watch me work my technique.
00:17:55Can I?
00:17:56But you gotta promise to take him off my hand.
00:17:59After he falls madly in love of me.
00:18:01I'll be so glad to take him off in your hand.
00:18:03Go on, get him.
00:18:23What happened?
00:18:26He's even more ignorant than I thought.
00:18:29I gotta use a cruder technique.
00:18:34Sorry, you little Adner.
00:18:35Morning, Barney Bargre.
00:18:37Nice morning.
00:18:38Sure is.
00:18:46Help!
00:18:47Help!
00:18:48Don't you dare try to kiss me again, you big, sloppy beast!
00:18:52Help!
00:18:52Will no one defend a poor girl from such a beast?
00:18:58I'll protect you from the big, sloppy beast, ma'am.
00:19:00Name a little Abner Yoakam.
00:19:06Don't worry, ma'am.
00:19:07He'll fall in just a minute.
00:19:08I'll give my dog Pat's lullaby, which my mammy teached me.
00:19:13They always act like that at first.
00:19:26Oh, thank you, sir.
00:19:29You saved me.
00:19:31Why does he reckon he wanted to kiss me?
00:19:41I don't know why any intelligent man would want to go kissin' a gal.
00:19:46Well, it ain't the kiss in our minds, it's a trouble that starts.
00:19:49You kiss a girl, and what happens?
00:19:50She gets romantic, she wants more.
00:19:52She follows you day and night, and finally your brain weakens, and you marries her.
00:19:56You have lots of chillin'.
00:19:58It gets old and gray, you're worrying about them.
00:20:00So your chillin' marries and has chillin', and then you not only gotta worry about your chillin',
00:20:04but about your grandchildren.
00:20:05Your grandchildren has chillin', and...
00:20:07By that time, you has the misery and the rheumatism, and pretty soon you dies.
00:20:12That's why I don't like kissin'.
00:20:18Oh, little Abner, yo is just my type.
00:20:22Yo ain't romantical, and that's just what I ain't.
00:20:26Is that what yo ain't?
00:20:28Romantical is exactly what I ain't, as you can plainly see.
00:20:33Well, yo is one gal in an awful lot.
00:20:36Sure would be nice to sit in that log and rest if I had some nice fancy boy to talk
00:20:41to.
00:20:42If I seize one, ma'am, I'll be glad to send him back here.
00:20:44Trouble is, most boys get romantical, and I'd hate that.
00:20:49Naturally.
00:20:50But yo wouldn't get romantical, would you, Mr. Yoakam?
00:20:54Not me.
00:20:55That's fine.
00:20:56Then we can talk about interesting subjects.
00:21:00Something that ain't romantical.
00:21:02Sure not.
00:21:04You know, it's kinda pretty in here with soft wind blowing through the trees.
00:21:12Little birds singing.
00:21:16Beautiful flowers are smelling up the air.
00:21:19You know what it makes me feel like?
00:21:21No, what do it make you feel like?
00:21:24Like discussing educational subjects.
00:21:27For instance, what to do if a skonk gets in your woodshed.
00:21:31You know, skonks is funny, little critters.
00:21:33I like discussing educational subjects.
00:21:36And, uh, learn things.
00:21:39What'll we discuss?
00:21:42Let's discuss the subject of Eskimos.
00:21:46What's that?
00:21:48People.
00:21:49Would you like to know how Eskimos kiss?
00:21:53No.
00:21:55Oh, they don't kiss the way you think.
00:21:58Put out your hand.
00:22:03That's how Eskimos kiss.
00:22:06Oh, Eskimos is so wonderful.
00:22:09Ooh.
00:22:11Would you like to know how Eskimos shaped hands?
00:22:16Sure would.
00:22:17Shut your eyes.
00:22:45He ain't even moving.
00:22:47Man, what a technique I got.
00:22:52Little Abner, little Abner, honey, is your hurt?
00:22:55Oh.
00:22:58Get out of sight.
00:22:59My technique is just starting to work.
00:23:02Get.
00:23:03Get.
00:23:11Did you like that, little Abner?
00:23:14I hated it.
00:23:17I knew kissing would do this.
00:23:20It hurt my head.
00:23:23I'm going home.
00:23:25You ain't going to run away after giving me such a nice kiss.
00:23:30You kissed me.
00:23:31I didn't kiss you.
00:23:32Of course, if I did, we'd be engaged.
00:23:34That's the code of the hills.
00:23:35Oh, my poor head.
00:23:40Oh.
00:23:44Ain't he honorable?
00:23:49I'm going back to Pineapple Junction.
00:23:52These men around here don't make no sense.
00:23:57He sure makes sense to me.
00:24:05Fancy, you scrubbing a hide off my back.
00:24:09Might as well quit complaining, Lucifer.
00:24:11It's coming on winter and it's time for your bath.
00:24:14Oh, I'm the most unhappy man.
00:24:19Hi, Lucifer.
00:24:21Morning Fantastic Brown.
00:24:24Hmm.
00:24:25Don't seem like no time since I gave my Fantastic his spring clean in.
00:24:30Ow!
00:24:32Ow!
00:24:34Tain't human, that's what it ain't.
00:24:35Get for home.
00:24:37You're next.
00:24:38Oh, it ain't no ass near time for my winter scrubbing.
00:24:45Mammy.
00:24:46All feels damp, Mammy.
00:24:49And powerful hungry.
00:24:50Barker always does come noon.
00:24:52Pick yourself a sandwich.
00:24:54That'll keep you finked up.
00:24:55Sure.
00:24:55Don't dare quit till I get through with Pappy.
00:25:00Quick, quick!
00:25:05Oh!
00:25:08Oh!
00:25:09Ow!
00:25:11Ow!
00:25:18Ow!
00:25:22Bansy, ain't you got no mercy?
00:25:25When I got a job to do, I doesn't.
00:25:28Howdy, Mrs. Shilcomb.
00:25:29Howdy, Hannibal Hoop.
00:25:32Where at's little Abner?
00:25:34Me and him's are going fishing.
00:25:36He's getting himself some dittles.
00:25:37No!
00:25:39I'll go tell him I'm here.
00:25:43Ow!
00:25:46Pansy, have a little mercy on me.
00:25:50What'd you fixin', little Abner?
00:25:52The Oakham starvation preventer.
00:25:55Smells like you got sweet patoolity in her.
00:25:57Not only sweet patoolity, but I also sour pickles.
00:26:00Ham and cheese with catsup.
00:26:02Pineapple.
00:26:03Sardines off the can, of course.
00:26:05Two fried eggs left from breakfast.
00:26:06A rash of roast pork.
00:26:07Lots of catsup.
00:26:08Ain't to finish here, Pansy.
00:26:11Oh!
00:26:11I started at the top.
00:26:23You see?
00:26:24You're beginnin' to like it.
00:26:26Oh!
00:26:27Oh!
00:26:28Oh!
00:26:29Oh!
00:26:30Hehehehehe!
00:26:34Bum!
00:26:35Bum!
00:26:37Bum!
00:26:38Bum!
00:26:48Bum!
00:26:49Bum!
00:26:56So looks powerful good
00:27:04Something missing. Maybe it's mustard. Maybe he was right
00:27:09A little mustard on a picture
00:27:22But stay right while you eat. Come here, Salome
00:27:34Yeah, so we might as well quit complaining. It won't do you know
00:27:47Oh
00:27:48What's the matter little Abner? I've got a most peculiar feeling. Oh must be because my stomach's empty
00:28:07I've got a terrible misery in my stomach what you put in your sandwich son just a few things enough
00:28:13catsup and
00:28:14Horseradish and mustard to make it tasty
00:28:17Mustard you know that stuff ain't agreed with you since the time you ate that mustard plaster when you was
00:28:22a little baby
00:28:22What you'll need is a doctor ain't no doctor around here. You know that
00:28:28There'll be one so so right here
00:28:31Dr. Barber will be on the limited when it stops at the county side and for water at noon and
00:28:38that's right where I'm ago
00:28:42Don't be late for supper son
00:28:57I
00:28:58There she is
00:29:02Oh
00:29:03I wonder what Dr. Barber is at
00:29:07Always stretch the old soup bones when you get a chance that's what I always say
00:29:11Or is a man got on a white coat like doctors has
00:29:13And be that's Dr. Barber
00:29:15I'll go ask him. You go that away in case it ain't
00:29:24It's your barber
00:29:26That's me. What's in my kid? Can you fix me up?
00:29:28Well, that's pretty big order
00:29:31That mop looks like a busted mattress
00:29:33But with my trusty scissors I can probably fix you up all right
00:29:36You ain't gonna cut me is you?
00:29:38Hmm. What's the matter with you boy?
00:29:40I'm sick
00:29:41Horrible sick
00:29:42Well, now what am I supposed to do? Bust out in tears?
00:29:45That'd be mighty sweet of you, but
00:29:47All I wants to know is what ails me
00:29:49Well, sir
00:29:51That's what we'd all like to know
00:29:53Can't be my appetite
00:29:55Because I just ate a combination ham cheese
00:29:58Pineapple sardine sweet patootie
00:30:00Saw a pickle fried egg preserve turnip and roast hog sandwich
00:30:04Whoa with cats of horseradish and mustard doctor
00:30:09Doctor
00:30:09Well
00:30:11Can't be your appetite son. Let me see
00:30:15Doctor
00:30:15Hmm stick out your tongue
00:30:17Let me look at that tongue stick it way out way out
00:30:20That's it now say ah
00:30:21Ah
00:30:22You're flat
00:30:24Is ah
00:30:24Well, no
00:30:25Just take a good deep breath now
00:30:28Take a good deep breath. That's it now stick your stomach out
00:30:31Come on stick it out stick it way out
00:30:33That's it now close your eyes
00:30:35Oh
00:30:35Did you feel a sharp twinge?
00:30:38All aboard
00:30:39Oh my boy, that's bad
00:30:41That's that you've got it
00:30:42You've got it
00:30:43What is off God?
00:30:44You got thrombosis
00:30:46Thrombosis?
00:30:49Thrombosis?
00:30:50Will I die?
00:30:52You're dead now from the neck up
00:30:55How soon will the rest of me be dead?
00:30:58In 24 hours
00:31:03I didn't find no doctor barber
00:31:05I did
00:31:07You did?
00:31:08What'd he say?
00:31:09He told me I was going to be dead
00:31:11In 24 hours
00:31:13On account of
00:31:15I've got scrombosis
00:31:18You don't mean you'll be dead by tomorrow?
00:31:21Dated than a catfish hate come noon
00:31:25That's life
00:31:26That's life
00:31:27Y'are today
00:31:28Thar tomorrow
00:31:34Oh mammy
00:31:35How's your feeling son?
00:31:37Hot and happy
00:31:38How's your misery?
00:31:39My stomach feels fine
00:31:41If only the doctor hadn't told me
00:31:43If only the doctor hadn't told me
00:31:43I wouldn't know I was going to be dead
00:31:44In 24 hours
00:31:46Dade?
00:31:47What you mean?
00:31:49Just plain dead
00:31:51Oh?
00:31:52House wretch
00:31:54Why all you got is a touch of mustard poisoning
00:31:59You're always very confident
00:32:04But I has prepared my mind
00:32:08Well son
00:32:10If you're going to be dead
00:32:12You're going to be dead
00:32:15We will be more sad and lonely
00:32:20Naturally
00:32:21A daisy may would be more sad too
00:32:24Seems to me it ain't fair you're dying
00:32:27And not telling her nothing about it
00:32:29Those key wrecked mammy
00:32:31Oughta tells her I loves her
00:32:33Do you?
00:32:34I means that I dislike her less than any other gal
00:32:37What must I do mammy?
00:32:40You could marry up with her
00:32:42I could?
00:32:44Now that I'm going to be dead
00:32:46Sonja your time is getting mighty short
00:32:50I'm going to make love to her like she always wanted me to
00:32:59Happy?
00:32:59Shut your face
00:33:04Here Hannibal
00:33:05You follow little Abner
00:33:07Does he do anything peculiar?
00:33:08Come back here and tell me
00:33:10But Mrs. Joachim he might
00:33:11He won't just do as I tell you
00:33:13Yes sir
00:33:18Little Abner ain't going to be dead in 24 hours
00:33:22He's going to be married with Daisy May
00:33:26He is?
00:33:30Happy you is the most ignorant critter I ever did see
00:33:34Ha ha ha ha
00:33:37Nooo
00:33:43Well I must say you hold your age pretty well
00:33:46But you is attempting fate
00:33:48I knows
00:33:50It's getting along
00:33:51Well you better teach yourself a man this Sadie Hawkins day
00:33:54For you won't be able to run fast enough next year
00:33:57To teach one?
00:33:58I don't want just any man
00:33:59I want little Abner
00:34:07Kindly step out you are with me
00:34:09Yes
00:34:10Of course I will
00:34:12Oh I was just telling girls
00:34:14I aim is to make love to you
00:34:15Powerful romantical love
00:34:17We were just talking
00:34:20Huh? What did you think?
00:34:23I'm going to make love to you
00:34:24Powerful romantical love
00:34:26Let's go
00:34:29Yes
00:34:32The sharp place looks romantical enough
00:34:34It's lovely
00:34:36Sit down
00:34:40I now aim is to commence making love to you
00:34:42Dog patch style?
00:34:44Dog patch style
00:34:56Dog patch style
00:34:59I was ready
00:35:01I've been ready for yours
00:35:10You're once to tell me I was your sweet patooty blossom
00:35:14You're once to tell me I was your sweet patooty blossom
00:35:17You're once to tell me you loves me
00:35:23That you just can't live without me
00:35:33Oh little Abner
00:35:34That's just exactly what I wanted to hear you say
00:35:37Cause love is what I'd love with you
00:35:43Oh
00:35:43Don't do that I can't stand it
00:35:46It's awful
00:35:47Is it so awful just to have me near you little Abner?
00:35:51Makes me feel miserable
00:35:52When I feel miserable I was the most unhappy man
00:36:00I don't want to make you unhappy little Abner
00:36:11Shanks
00:36:14Daisy Mae
00:36:15Yes little Abner
00:36:17Yes little Abner
00:36:17Come back y'all
00:36:18Yes little Abner
00:36:21This ain't the way I planned it
00:36:22Sit down
00:36:24Shut your eyes
00:36:33Wee-bye
00:36:37Congratulations
00:36:38You
00:36:39You landed him
00:36:41Will you wear your pink cheesecloth
00:36:44Or your white muslin
00:36:45With the make believe sweet patooty blossoms
00:36:47I reckon I'll wear the pink
00:36:49With the white sweet patooty veil
00:36:52Does you think that'll look pretty little Abner?
00:36:55Sure will
00:36:56You aiming to go to a party?
00:36:58Yes a wedding party
00:37:00Oh very unfortunate
00:37:01Who's it getting married?
00:37:03You and her naturally
00:37:06Me and her?
00:37:07Yes you and her
00:37:08Well
00:37:09I didn't say nothing about no getting married
00:37:11I wanted to make her happy
00:37:13So I kissed her
00:37:14That's all
00:37:14That's enough
00:37:15The boys around here don't kiss girls
00:37:17Until the day before they get married
00:37:19And today's the day before you get married
00:37:22That's the code of the hills
00:37:25That's the code of the hills
00:37:30Our respects
00:37:32And salutes
00:37:33The code of the hills
00:37:35Our love's the code of the hills
00:37:43Come on gal
00:37:45Tomorrow noon's coming fast enough
00:37:47And you've got things to you
00:37:48Come on
00:37:50Goodbye little Abner dear
00:37:52I'll be at your wedding tomorrow
00:38:01Little Abner
00:38:02Huh?
00:38:03You can't get married tomorrow noon
00:38:05I've got it
00:38:07I've got it
00:38:08It's the code of the hills
00:38:09I've got it
00:38:12But you'll be dead
00:38:16And if I'm dead
00:38:17I can't be married
00:38:20I can't be married
00:38:21Oh happy tomorrow noon
00:38:28I've also got things to do
00:38:31Here I am
00:38:32Knowing all about my future
00:38:34I'm doing nothing about my mammies
00:38:36And my poor pappies
00:38:37You know it's most kind
00:38:39And considerate
00:38:40To be thinking of them
00:38:41At a time like this
00:38:43You'll see this paper
00:38:45Sure, I ain't blind
00:38:46That's the Magoon reward
00:38:52I'm going to skunk holler
00:38:54But our eye aims to call briefly
00:38:56On Earthquake Magoon
00:38:59That's what I aims to do
00:39:02Little Abner
00:39:21And I'll tell her
00:39:22Do we do anything peculiar?
00:39:24I'll ghost a little address mammy
00:39:26And I'll tell her
00:39:37I smell the live dog catcher
00:39:39How you'll know he's a dog catcher?
00:39:41Because he don't smell
00:39:45Will you quit fainting and open that safe?
00:39:47I only frung you along
00:39:49Because you're the cashier
00:39:52Yes, sir, Mr. Magoon
00:39:53I'm a bit nervous
00:39:56I'm a bit nervous
00:39:59I feel like I'm a little smug
00:40:04I'm a little smug
00:40:10I'm an old man
00:40:17I'm a little smug
00:40:17I'm a little smug
00:40:20Top floor.
00:40:32Earthquake Magoonop resumes.
00:40:37I was here to take you to the sheriff for our aims to collect the $25 reward.
00:40:43That's most interesting.
00:40:44This our gives to my sweet mammy and pappy,
00:40:47which they will use to live most comfortably the rest of their natural lives in Dogpatch.
00:40:56Is Joe from Dogpatch?
00:40:58Naturally.
00:40:59Did Joe know that he's about to be dead?
00:41:03Goon's got a live Dogpatch up there!
00:41:08Hey, Diamond! Hold with that!
00:41:10Come on!
00:41:11Hey, Magoon!
00:41:12Magoon's got a live Dogpatch up there!
00:41:13No, don't let go!
00:41:14Relax the killdog!
00:41:16Don't want to go!
00:41:17Let go!
00:41:30Hey!
00:41:39Hey!
00:41:43Here come the goon!
00:41:45On the outside!
00:42:03The goon's still in the dark fight!
00:42:07I hope you'll not leave this fire!
00:42:09That's how he is!
00:42:11Hold on!
00:42:12Hold on!
00:42:13Hold on!
00:42:18Oh, he's killed the dog, Patrick!
00:42:28Come on, men, let's go!
00:42:29Wait a minute!
00:42:31Joy comes now!
00:42:47Back away, men!
00:42:49Back away!
00:42:50He's a demon!
00:42:52A killer killer!
00:42:56No dog bad, you're demon enough for all of us!
00:42:58Come on!
00:43:06Come on!
00:43:07Run!
00:43:08Run!
00:43:09Run!
00:43:10Come on, men!
00:43:11Let's go after them!
00:43:12Get out!
00:43:36Don't go so correct.
00:43:46We'll build it right here.
00:44:02Look, look, they've started a fire.
00:44:12What was that?
00:44:21Oh.
00:44:23I said, hello.
00:44:30How do you do? Is your man off?
00:44:35Beast.
00:44:38I was a gal named Wendy Walcat.
00:44:41Sure is.
00:44:43Gal, do you know another way out of here?
00:44:45Those skunk hollers have got me trapped.
00:44:47And of course, your wish is to get out.
00:44:49Naturally, don't you?
00:44:50If I goes out, I'll have to marry up with my goon.
00:44:55And he sure ain't my ideal.
00:44:57Does you show me another way out of here?
00:44:59I'll help you locate your ideal.
00:45:01I will be most delighted to help you.
00:45:04Does Joe keep you a bargain?
00:45:05And bring me my ideal?
00:45:07Which is Joe, little Adler?
00:45:09I'll do anything you'll say.
00:45:11I'll...
00:45:12Does...
00:45:13Does...
00:45:14Does...
00:45:14How do you...
00:45:15Marry up with Joe?
00:45:17That's exactly what I mean.
00:45:19Come on.
00:45:19No, ma'am.
00:45:20I just couldn't.
00:45:23Just a minute.
00:45:25When must I marry up with you?
00:45:27Tomorrow.
00:45:27At noon.
00:45:28And up before?
00:45:30Exactly at noon.
00:45:31I'll be yours tomorrow at noon.
00:45:32No matter what shape I was in.
00:45:34Come on.
00:45:35Pick up your bundles and follow me.
00:45:37So now.
00:45:39What?
00:45:40Just away.
00:45:43Twenty-three.
00:45:44Twenty-four.
00:45:46And twenty-five dollars.
00:45:48There you is, little Abner.
00:45:49Oh, thank your most kindly.
00:45:51You have relieved the county of public polecat number one.
00:45:55And further, Mr. Yoakam, you have saved all of the bank's money.
00:46:00And my life.
00:46:02There.
00:46:04You are most kind.
00:46:06Oh, be careful.
00:46:07It's a ten-center.
00:46:09I will guard it very tenderly.
00:46:11Goodbye.
00:46:12Goodbye, Sheriff.
00:46:21Goodbye.
00:46:22My poor, innocent little pappy.
00:46:25I'm going to give you this enormous fortune.
00:46:33Goodbye.
00:46:42Goodbye.
00:47:07Goodbye.
00:47:11Goodbye.
00:47:19Goodbye.
00:47:21Goodbye.
00:47:26Goodbye.
00:47:28Goodbye.
00:47:29Goodbye.
00:47:30Goodbye.
00:47:30Goodbye.
00:47:32Goodbye.
00:47:32Goodbye.
00:47:32Goodbye.
00:47:36Goodbye.
00:47:37Goodbye.
00:47:48Cuckoo!
00:47:59Here is heaven.
00:48:06Well, dog gone, if it don't look just like it do around dog pants.
00:48:20Cornelius corn pawn.
00:48:24And only yesterday I seen him a-going turkey hunting.
00:48:31Cornelius corn pawn.
00:48:33Who is that?
00:48:34Is that your little Abner?
00:48:36Sure is.
00:48:40Howdy.
00:48:41Cornelius corn pawn.
00:48:42I never thought you would make it.
00:48:46But your sure is an angel.
00:48:54You really think so?
00:48:56I sure do.
00:48:58Tell me Cornelius, does you like it up here?
00:49:11Yeah, I think it's fine.
00:49:14Cornelius, does a peachy good?
00:49:18You know, does you get preserved tornips and poke chops maybe?
00:49:22What?
00:49:23Yeah, of course I does.
00:49:25Oh, gosh, that's most encouraging.
00:49:33Well, I gotta be walking along.
00:49:36Well.
00:49:37Is y'all gonna walk?
00:49:41Yeah, sure.
00:49:46Confounded idiot.
00:49:48He walks.
00:49:49And with a pair of wings like that.
00:49:51But I ain't no chump.
00:49:53I'm gonna fly.
00:49:56Hey!
00:49:56Don't, don't, don't!
00:50:06Guess I ain't been dead long enough for him to sprout.
00:50:08Now.
00:50:09What's the matter with your boy?
00:50:12Cornelius!
00:50:13What's the matter with you?
00:50:16Where are your wings?
00:50:18Stop it, stop it, stop it!
00:50:20Are you crazy?
00:50:22Or are you just trying to kill yourself?
00:50:24I can't kill myself.
00:50:26Who?
00:50:26Cause I was already dead.
00:50:28Or is I?
00:50:31Look.
00:50:32You're the liveest looking yoakum I ever seen.
00:50:35No.
00:50:37Oh, I just gotta be dead.
00:50:39On account of I done promised to marry up with two different gals come noon.
00:50:42Oh, what must I do?
00:50:47Mammy!
00:50:49I'm gonna fly home and...
00:50:51I'm gonna walk home.
00:51:15We're ready for Mayor Marco!
00:51:20Hooray!
00:51:24Hooray!
00:51:24Hooray!
00:51:25Hooray!
00:51:25Hooray!
00:51:26Hooray!
00:51:26Hooray!
00:51:27Quiet, gals!
00:51:29Quiet!
00:51:31I is about to officially proclaim an announcement about Sadie Hawkins' day, which is tomorrow.
00:51:42Any man that does not appear will suffer the most de-stressful consequences.
00:51:52My committee here will choose a wife for him and Mary and Sam will do the rest.
00:52:03My dear friends of dog pack!
00:52:05That's all!
00:52:07The official course is marked off with the usual flags and is now up before practice.
00:52:11Let's go!
00:52:12Come on!
00:52:16Now, Tamari, when I fires the shot that starts the rays...
00:52:25How's here, little Ebner?
00:52:26And yo is mine!
00:52:27How's here!
00:52:28And yo is mine!
00:52:30I can't do it!
00:52:31I ain't a goner!
00:52:32I was supposed to be dead!
00:52:34But you promised me, little Ebner!
00:52:37He did not!
00:52:38He's got an engagement for marriage with me at this very moment!
00:52:41He has not!
00:52:42Because he's going to marry with me at this very moment!
00:52:44He's mine!
00:52:45He's mine!
00:52:46Mine!
00:52:46Mine!
00:52:47Mine!
00:52:48Looks like some of the gals is trying to jump the gun.
00:52:52Hey!
00:52:52You are!
00:52:54You are!
00:52:54You are!
00:52:55He is!
00:52:56He is!
00:52:57He is!
00:52:58Wait a minute!
00:52:59Wait a minute!
00:53:01Tamari is Sadie Hawkins' day!
00:53:03Hey!
00:53:03Keep your hands off of him!
00:53:05You keep yours off of him!
00:53:07Mayor Gurgle!
00:53:08We've engaged to be married this very noon!
00:53:10She comes along and...
00:53:11He promised to marry me this noon!
00:53:13And this here gal says...
00:53:14Now just a minute!
00:53:14Just a minute!
00:53:16Little Ebner, did you promise these two gals?
00:53:21Well...
00:53:22Yes, sir.
00:53:23So I...
00:53:23You promised!
00:53:24That's all I want to know!
00:53:25Thank you!
00:53:28Hmm...
00:53:29Committee!
00:53:35It is my decision...
00:53:37That this matter be settled tamari...
00:53:40In the Sadie Hawkins race!
00:53:41Whichever gal catches him...
00:53:43He's heard!
00:53:44In the meantime...
00:53:47Little Ebner Yoakam...
00:53:49Is resolved...
00:53:50For only these two gals...
00:53:52Until sundown tamari!
00:53:54Yay!
00:53:56And may the best gal win!
00:53:59Daisy Mae...
00:54:00Good luck!
00:54:00Thank you, Mayor Gurgle!
00:54:02And good luck to you, Wendy!
00:54:06And little Ebner...
00:54:08Little Ebner!
00:54:09Little Ebner!
00:54:11So naturally, I figured I was going to be Dave!
00:54:14Instead of which...
00:54:15I'm afraid I'm going to be married up with two different gals!
00:54:18Mammy, you gotta have me!
00:54:21Son...
00:54:21Your hair's got yourself in a terrible mess!
00:54:24What must I do?
00:54:26According to the rules of Sadie Hawkins' day...
00:54:28I can't tell you nothing!
00:54:30I've got an idea, little Ebner!
00:54:32If something should happen to Wendy Wildcat...
00:54:34Get up!
00:54:35She war...
00:54:37War...
00:54:37But somebody's gotta help me!
00:54:39All I can do is just give you a hint!
00:54:42What is it, Mammy?
00:54:44It's safer to be a hound dog...
00:54:46Than a rabbit!
00:54:48What you mean, Pangey?
00:54:49Yeah!
00:54:50That's all I can tell you!
00:54:53It's safer to be a hound dog...
00:54:56Than a rabbit!
00:54:57Ah!
00:54:58Quit your worrying, son!
00:54:59I washed you a nice, clean shirt...
00:55:01For the Sadie Hawkins celebration tonight!
00:55:04Go on!
00:55:05Go and have a lot of fun!
00:55:07It's safer...
00:55:08A hound dog...
00:55:09Than a rabbit!
00:55:20Keep riding the groove, boys!
00:55:24Oh, I sure hate these normal dancers!
00:55:26Shoes hurt my feet, too!
00:55:30I can't eat this!
00:55:39I'm stuck!
00:55:40Oh!
00:55:42Oh!
00:55:43Oh!
00:55:44Oh!
00:55:44Phew!
00:55:44That ain't the way to dance!
00:55:46Sure is!
00:55:47Nice poor Sadie Hawkins day!
00:55:49Oh!
00:55:51Oh!
00:55:56Well, Heather...
00:55:58Tomorrow we're liable to be bachelors no more...
00:56:01Little Abner, sure wouldn't mind to have this dance with you.
00:56:10Shaq!
00:56:16Hold on, darling, Joel. You had your share.
00:56:20Little Abner, I wishes to dance with you.
00:56:23Oh, I don't want to dance.
00:56:25Don't make no difference. We'll say you got it.
00:56:27That's right.
00:56:30Oh, Shaq.
00:56:45Excuse me very kindly, but it's now my turn to dance.
00:56:54Give me a chord, boys.
00:56:59Attention!
00:57:01Quiet, everybody.
00:57:02Ladies and bachelors.
00:57:04We are about to hold the Sadie Hawkins Bachelor Beauty Review.
00:57:09All bachelors line up here for the platform.
00:57:12Come on, Little Abner. You're using this contest.
00:57:14But he's a star for me.
00:57:16Hey there, Pitt. All the bachelors got to get in line.
00:57:19That's the rule. Go on.
00:57:20Sure enough.
00:57:26Oh, man. Oh, man. Lots of men.
00:57:30I'm going to smile pretty. I aims to get myself kicked for marriage.
00:57:36Me too. Then squad build them fire.
00:57:39Are you ready? Start the music.
00:57:59Come on in there. Keep going. Get it on. Get on.
00:58:02Run around there.
00:58:04Fourteen. Nine. Eleven.
00:58:05What happened?
00:58:09Oh.
00:58:11Oh.
00:58:15Keep it up.
00:58:18Come on, Dad.
00:58:21I like that big gawky red-hated boy.
00:58:24I've been after him for four yards, and this yard I aims to get you.
00:58:36Our wishes to consult with you about our honeymoon.
00:58:45Tomorrow night you'll be mine, lad my dear. Just think.
00:58:51I is a thinker.
00:58:52About me?
00:58:54I was trying to figure out why it's safer to be a hound dog than a rabbit.
00:59:00Your riddle is simple.
00:59:02On account it's safer to chase than to be chased.
00:59:08Chased.
00:59:10A bee chased.
00:59:13I'll get it now!
00:59:16Oh, happy Sadie Hawkins day!
00:59:18Hooray!
00:59:34Poor boy.
00:59:38Don't be so tender.
00:59:40Keep cool, Wendy, while catching.
00:59:41Show me as anxious.
00:59:43From what I hear, that little Abner's worth catching.
00:59:50You'll just got to catch him in this yard, Daisy Mae.
00:59:57Morning, Mammy Yochum.
00:59:58Good day for the race.
01:00:00Show me, show me.
01:00:02All bachelors to the starting line.
01:00:05How'd you find property here, Mayor?
01:00:07Yeah, a good yard, a good yard.
01:00:09Yes, sir.
01:00:10Well, good luck, boys.
01:00:11Bye, Mayor.
01:00:12Never seen a more determined looking out of gals.
01:00:14But, Pansy, what if Wendy Wildcat catches him?
01:00:18Howdy, Sasser Frass.
01:00:19I ain't seen you since last Sadie Hawkins day.
01:00:22If you ain't gonna do nothing for our son, I is.
01:00:27Is I?
01:00:32I is.
01:00:33Bring him to me.
01:00:35I'll take you.
01:00:36Yes.
01:00:39Say, you two's as boxers, ain't ya?
01:00:41Sure not.
01:00:42We'll get in the line now.
01:00:44Oh, all right.
01:01:00Mr. Earthquake.
01:01:04What do you want, little man?
01:01:06Uh, I would like to make a business call on you.
01:01:10What business a little skunk like you got with me?
01:01:13Ah, please, hold your horses.
01:01:18Yes.
01:01:21First, I want you to keep your Wendy Wildcat from marrying with my son, little F.
01:01:26Does she catch him in the race?
01:01:28I met your son.
01:01:30Does you give me that boy?
01:01:32Ah, I guarantee he'll never see Wendy Wildcat again.
01:01:37I know.
01:01:39You promise on your honor?
01:01:41I promise.
01:01:56You're up.
01:01:56It's high noon.
01:01:58Clear the course.
01:01:59Clear the course.
01:02:00Get away.
01:02:01They ain't bad.
01:02:01They ain't bad.
01:02:02They ain't bad.
01:02:02They ain't bad.
01:02:02They ain't bad.
01:02:02Now, everybody understands the rules.
01:02:05When I fires the gun the first time, the bachelors takes off.
01:02:11Two minutes later, I fires the gun the second time, and the gals takes off.
01:02:18Any bachelors that gets catched has got to ask the gal to marry with him.
01:02:23Girl, all you've got to remember is to bring your man to me, girl.
01:02:29And I guarantee to give you the finest wedding.
01:02:32That's all.
01:02:35Everybody get ready.
01:02:37On your mark.
01:02:39All ready.
01:02:40Get set.
01:02:42Go.
01:02:55What happened?
01:02:58Stand aside.
01:02:59Stand aside.
01:03:00I'm all right.
01:03:00Get the gals to the line.
01:03:12Good luck to you, Daisy Mae.
01:03:15We're for ya'
01:03:18That gal ain't got a chance with me.
01:03:21Go get him, Wendy.
01:03:22We're for ya'.
01:03:31All ready, get on your mark.
01:04:22Hey, Ernie, hey!
01:04:35Hey!
01:04:36Oh, get there!
01:04:43Help!
01:04:52Oh, Mr. Sharer.
01:04:58Yochum!
01:04:59What have you done with Earthquake Magoon?
01:05:02I ain't done nothing with him, but look what he did with me.
01:05:10Which way did he go?
01:05:12He went another way.
01:05:13I found you, Larum!
01:05:15Hurry up!
01:05:20Come on, deputies!
01:05:22Leave the tape!
01:05:24Forget the dynamite, men!
01:05:26And don't forget your badges!
01:05:28Keep safe on the course without them!
01:05:30Come on, baby!
01:05:31Come on, baby!
01:05:32Come on, baby!
01:05:33Come on, baby!
01:05:52Help!
01:05:53Help!
01:05:54Help!
01:05:54A gay man!
01:05:56Help!
01:05:58No!
01:05:59A gay man!
01:06:06There's one in there for you, Thierry.
01:06:15You catch a polecat, far and squar.
01:06:18There's one in there for you, Thierry.
01:06:24You miserable critter, you!
01:06:38You miserable critter, you!
01:06:40Hey!
01:06:42Out!
01:06:44Help!
01:06:45Help!
01:06:46Out!
01:06:55.
01:07:09.
01:07:12Look out!
01:07:15Run the lantern!
01:07:24Oh, he is.
01:07:28Let him have it, men.
01:08:08Come on, men. Follow me.
01:08:09Come on, men. Follow me.
01:08:15The End
01:08:55Come on, ma'am! I've got him! I've got the blue!
01:09:07I'll do declare. I reckon I'll have to catch my breath. What boy is your after?
01:09:18I was just a stranger around here. I'm looking them over.
01:09:23Well, it mustn't take too long. A windy wildcat will catch Little Abner's shore.
01:09:29What ass so humorous?
01:09:31I just thought maybe he ain't worth catching.
01:09:34What do you mean he ain't worth catching? He's the finest boy in all these shore hills.
01:09:38He's the best looking. Why all the gals is crazy about him?
01:09:40Little Abner!
01:09:44Oh!
01:09:55Hands off!
01:09:57I catched him first.
01:09:59Rose, you think you got yourself something?
01:10:01I sure has.
01:10:03Little Abner, dear, you was mine at life.
01:10:07Little Abner!
01:10:09Little Abner!
01:10:12Every gal in town is after Little Abner, poor Abner.
01:10:17He's a superman that's swimmin'.
01:10:20He'll give any man a trimmin'.
01:10:22But when it comes to kissin' pretty women...
01:10:26Little Abner!
01:10:27Go, go, go!
01:10:28Daisy may pursue him.
01:10:30He always runs away.
01:10:33Daisy hollers.
01:10:34But you ought to see him go on Sadie Hawkins Day.
01:10:37Little Abner, hoo-hoo, Little Abner, hoo-hoo, he's the biggest catch in Dolphets.
01:10:45Little Abner, Little Abner, he's so handsome and so dashin' that the gals can't stop their mashin'.
01:10:53But when they whisper, what's your secret passion?
01:10:56Little Abner said porkchop!
01:10:58I'll be right back.