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The East Side Kids find themselves taking on the role of spy hunters in the wake of Pearl Harbor's bombing.
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00:00The End
00:34The End
01:07The End
01:38Okay, boys, we've seen enough. Come on.
01:40Why? Where are we going?
01:41We're going to clean up on some Japs.
01:43You talk like he was a General McArthur.
01:45The Dan of Japan, that General will fight him to a standstill.
01:48Yeah, you're not kidding, so long as he's got help.
01:50He'll have plenty of help because we're joining the Army.
01:52Oh, no, not me.
01:53I personally like the Navy.
01:55My old man used to be Waterboy for Brooklyn Dodgers.
01:57Say, listen, how are we going to join the Army?
01:59None of us are old enough.
02:00Just because you can't tell a little white lie, there's no reason why the rest of us can't.
02:03Fire your finest registration.
02:05Look, I love you like you're my own son.
02:07What?
02:16All right, report at that address.
02:18We want to knock off about a million Japs.
02:20Who's we?
02:21We is us. Six of us.
02:24You mean you want to enlist?
02:25Yeah, that's a general idea.
02:27We want to learn Yoko Hamada, Yoro, and the Star Spangled Banner.
02:29How old are you, son?
02:3021.
02:32How old are the rest of you boys?
02:3321.
02:34You'll have to have proof of your age.
02:36Proof?
02:37Feel these bristles.
02:38And I just shaved this morning, too.
02:40Yeah, honest, you've got to believe us.
02:41We want to fight.
02:42The Japs don't ask you how old you are when he starts dropping those bombs on you.
02:44Well, orders is orders.
02:46Tell that to the Marines.
02:47Okay, but you'll be sorry, kid.
02:49Opportunity only knocks once.
02:51I got a connection with the Boy Scouts.
02:52I'll fix you.
02:56Wait a while, your top button is loose.
03:05192 and a half.
03:06I lost four pounds.
03:08Oh, that's bad, brother.
03:12Hmm, 247.
03:13Hmm, good luck.
03:15Where are your birth certificates?
03:17Oh, they got burnt in a very severe fire.
03:19Yeah, but we admit we're 21.
03:20We've got muscles and, uh, red...
03:22Well, you've got the right spirit, fellas, but I'm afraid you're too young to enlist.
03:26Can't say we didn't try.
03:28Well, what are you in this boy?
03:29So long, Cap.
03:31Doesn't anybody want it?
03:33Oh.
03:44Have a cigar, Red Roof.
03:45Why, thanks.
03:45Hey, show us a couple of uniforms, will you?
03:47What do you kids want?
03:48We want to join the Navy.
03:49You want to join the Navy?
03:50What for?
03:51We want to share the ocean with Japan.
03:53You want to do what?
03:54We want to share the ocean with Japan.
03:56What do you mean with Japan?
03:58We'll take the top and give them the bottom.
03:59Oh.
04:02I don't feel so good.
04:03I'm getting seasick already.
04:05Funny.
04:06Me too.
04:07No matter with you guys.
04:08Didn't you ever smoke a cigar before?
04:11Who's rocking this office?
04:13Come on out.
04:15Not here.
04:15Come on out.
04:17Save a person with me, will you, Admiral?
04:19We'll be back in a few minutes, or maybe a few days.
04:21Out.
04:37You filthy swine.
04:39Well, what do you know about that?
04:48Happy little chaps, those japs.
04:50I got a good mind to report him to the alien department.
04:52I wonder what he ran Heimbach out of the store for.
04:55I don't know.
04:55He's a good American citizen.
04:57What are we?
04:58Mice or men?
05:00Let's see.
05:05Yeah.
05:07Yeah, it's up.
05:10Ah, gee, I'm sorry, school.
05:14No, my aim was better.
05:15You're blind as a bat.
05:16For a fearless front and a face of danger.
05:18Man, that's the man who went down my rear.
05:21Hey, you don't get a matter of nice.
05:22You're mad.
05:23Come on, son.
05:23Come on.
05:24Come on.
05:24You're a good American.
05:25How are you?
05:27Get out of here.
05:29Get the old people.
05:30Go ahead.
05:31What do you boys want?
05:32We don't like you, and we don't like your store.
05:34You're no gentleman, Keno.
05:36What's the idea of chasing a good American Mike Heimbach out of your store?
05:38Heimbach?
05:39You're no good American.
05:40He's not.
05:40I suppose you're a sweet-smelling lotus blossom.
05:42Is that it?
05:43You get out.
05:44We'll get out.
05:45We'll tear you up in a little pieces and feed you the gentleman for chop suey.
05:48Or maybe he's too yellow to make good chop suey.
05:50Look out.
05:51Now, wait.
05:52Look out.
05:52Look out.
05:53Look out.
05:54Look out.
05:54Don't rotate.
06:08Don't rotate.
06:08I knew him.
06:10Boy, the Battle of Bull Run had nothing on that.
06:12That toad from Tokyo, he can't do that to me.
06:14I'll murder him.
06:15Yeah, he sneaks up on us.
06:16Sure.
06:16Lead on, General.
06:17Hey, wait a minute.
06:18We shouldn't do nothing like that.
06:19We don't belong to the Army or the Navy or nothing.
06:21It's open season on Jack.
06:22Yeah, but he's only one of them.
06:23Maybe we can get a bunch of them.
06:24Yeah, about 50 million of them.
06:25That's our dish.
06:26Sure.
06:26We've got to remember Pearl Harbor.
06:28Anything wrong, boys?
06:29Oh, hiya, Pop.
06:29No, nothing at all.
06:30We was just practicing war games.
06:32Anti-aircraft.
06:32Yeah, we're having a scavenge on it.
06:34Everybody's got to bring something useless to the party.
06:36I'm bringing him.
06:37All right, honey, put that stuff back where you got it.
06:39That's vitamins for victory.
06:40Go on, put it back.
06:41Okay, but we was just trying to be patriotic.
06:44And you, Danny, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
06:46With your brother Phil on the service making the whole neighborhood proud of him.
06:50You ought to know better than this.
06:51I told him we shouldn't.
06:52Oh, hey, only kidding.
07:03Hiya, Nora, honey.
07:05Well, Phil, you're not in uniform.
07:07Well, what's the difference?
07:08Disney uniform makes the man.
07:09No, but you should be proud to wear it.
07:12Oh, now, look.
07:13Don't tell me you're like the rest of the gals in love with the uniform.
07:15Oh, Phil, you know better than that.
07:19Ease away, sailor.
07:20There's a storm coming.
07:26Hey, how come you're here?
07:28I thought you were at Annapolis.
07:29Well, you never can tell what I'm going to do.
07:31You seem to do all right with the girls.
07:33Why, uh...
07:34Hey, Danny, what's up?
07:35These hoodlums trying to lead you into trouble?
07:36Sure, we just had your darling little brother to a burlesque show.
07:39Don't worry, our skirts are clean.
07:41Yeah, clean our skirts, too.
07:42Come on, we got to have a conference.
07:44Hey, I got to take a lesson.
07:45I'll see you later, Phil.
07:46Hey, Danny, tell Mom I'll see you tonight, but it may be late.
07:48Okay.
07:50Well, aren't you excited?
07:51Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
07:52I can't.
07:53I've got a very important manner I've got to take care of.
07:55But I'm coming back to take out tonight, so be prepared.
07:57It's a date.
08:04I'm ready, Professor.
08:05You are?
08:12Take it on two.
08:17Ah, pardon me, pardon me, just a minute.
08:21Skip the page.
08:24Take it on two.
08:29What's he learning?
08:30Barnyard imitations?
08:31It's a non-boogie-woogie, if you ask me.
08:34Boy, that is sure a chord.
08:36He should learn to play a harp.
08:38A harp, he should just quit.
08:45Hours and hours, huh?
08:46Yeah, hours and hours.
08:52Professor, your shoe.
08:53Your shoe.
08:54That's your shoe.
08:55It's your shoe.
08:57Oh, yeah.
08:57It's my shoe.
08:59What's the professor?
09:01What's the professor?
09:06Professor, your finger's caught.
09:07Your finger's caught.
09:07Yeah, I'm stuck.
09:15Well, a little nervous tonight.
09:28See?
09:33French.
09:34Yeah?
09:34Should I change my name to Missha?
09:35We wouldn't miss you if you did.
09:37Who said that?
09:38Who said that?
09:41Professor, would you play for me?
09:44Come on, professor.
09:45Play for me.
09:46I'll choose you who plays.
09:46Come on, I'll choose you.
09:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:48Come on, I'll choose you.
09:49I'll choose you.
09:50Come on, once.
09:51Just once.
09:51Choose me once.
09:52Well, don't tell anybody.
09:58You win.
10:10Take the other lesson, will you?
10:11The good lesson.
10:13Where's that?
10:18That's the most murderous interpretation of music I ever heard.
10:21What's in my life?
10:48That's beautiful.
10:50I want to talk with you.
10:52Come here.
11:16Well, what's the use of arguing?
11:17They won't let us enlist, and that's that.
11:19Yeah, and I have my mind made up to pick up a million Japs.
11:23We can still take care of Keno.
11:24I don't know.
11:25That thing he pulled out of that cane was no pocket knife.
11:28We'll attack him on his flank.
11:30Flank?
11:31That means you come up by his rear.
11:32That's right.
11:32That's what I said.
11:33Yeah, surprise attack.
11:34Some lit Japs.
11:35Really, too?
11:41Say, you guys sure this is Keno's store?
11:44Sure.
11:44Can't you smell the cherry stent?
11:46The only thing I ever did with a set was spend it.
11:48All in one place.
11:55Hey, it's made in Japan.
11:57No kidding.
12:01Hey, fellas.
12:03Fellas.
12:08He don't look like he's asleep.
12:09Maybe he fainted.
12:11Hey, Keno.
12:14He's been stabbed.
12:15Mom, how many of them told me to stop playing with you white boys?
12:17Hey, let's get out of here.
12:18We'll be playing for it.
12:24Hey, Pop Stevens.
12:25Let me out of here.
12:38Where's your guy?
12:39Stuck himself with his own stab at night.
12:41I don't get it.
12:42No, we'll all get it and get plenty if anybody finds out we were there tonight.
12:46Yeah, it was as dark as the top of Skruno's head.
12:48That old lady ain't got second sight.
12:49What are you guys worrying about?
12:50Who's worrying?
12:51But I'd sure feel a lot better if I knew Pop Stevens didn't see us.
12:54Yeah, if anybody's got second sight, he has.
12:57Eh, the only thing that cop rather discovered was his lunchbox.
13:00And somebody once stole that.
13:01Yeah, a guy can be locked up for that.
13:04Boys, do I need glasses?
13:07Oh, oh.
13:08Hello, Pop.
13:09Good evening, Mr. Stevens.
13:10All right, don't intrude, boys, but I'm taking you over to the station.
13:13What for?
13:13We didn't do nothing.
13:14We've been here all evening.
13:15Yeah, except when you were in Kino's store.
13:18Well, you got something enough for our rest?
13:20Well, I'm not exactly arresting you.
13:22I just want to talk to you.
13:23Come on.
13:24Oh, that's different.
13:25Bring the cards, boys.
13:26Hey, Skruno, wheel me over to the door, will you?
13:28What do we need to help you?
13:30Yeah.
13:30I don't feel like a little anti-game, huh?
13:35I believe it.
13:36Hey, he wouldn't even believe Ripley.
13:38All right, maybe it didn't kill him, but I'll find out.
13:40Murphy, leave him locked in here for a while, way outside in the hall.
13:43Yes, sir.
13:49Man, I'm sweating already.
13:51Hot water in a cooler?
13:52No, but we's in the cooler, and hot water, too.
13:57Hey, fellas.
13:58No kidding, we're in an awful jam.
14:00They got enough evidence pointing towards us to fry us, but good.
14:02I wonder if we smell anything like fried chicken.
14:05You know, I heard sometimes I sweat guys into saying things they never did.
14:08Eh, that's only in books.
14:10I hope.
14:14Got mighty thick bars on these windows.
14:23Stand by.
14:24Good night.
14:25Radio Tokyo.
14:27Signing off.
14:28Amaro.
14:30Hello, Phil.
14:31Hiya, Joe.
14:32Hello, Ted, Joe.
14:33Hello, Phil.
14:33Tokyo just announced the complete destruction of Los San Francisco, Detroit, and Berlin.
14:38I mean, Boston.
14:39And the American press is afraid to release it.
14:41Democracies, they won't be here much longer.
14:44Fritz tells me you are no longer in the service.
14:47But you have been dishonorable.
14:49Skip it.
14:49When do we go to work?
14:51Soon.
14:53But we must proceed cautiously.
14:55Okay, okay.
14:56But how about some dough?
14:57Sure.
15:00Consider this a slight advance.
15:04There will be more.
15:06Much more.
15:08When we have accomplished our mission.
15:10Well, this is more like it.
15:12Dough.
15:13Real dough.
15:17Hey, get a load of this.
15:19Article 5.
15:20Criminal proceedings, condemnation of property.
15:23Get away there a minute.
15:27No person shall be held to answer for a capital or otherwise and famous crime unless on a presentment or
15:34indictment of a grand jury.
15:36Well, I guess we got our rights, huh?
15:38Sure.
15:39According to that, they can't even hold us here.
15:40Well, we're American citizens.
15:42What are we waiting for?
15:43Let's go.
15:44Let's cut out of here.
15:46Hey, Murphy!
15:47Open it!
15:48Come on, hurry up!
15:49Quiet!
15:50Quiet!
15:51What's the beef?
15:52Do you ever read the Bill of Rights?
15:54Certainly.
15:54Know it by heart.
15:55Get out of my way, O'Hara.
15:57I'm leaving.
15:57Let's go.
15:58Get back.
15:58I'll spank every one of you.
16:01What's the matter, boys?
16:02Do you know you've got to have a corpse delectus to keep us here?
16:05He's not going to make a corpse out of me.
16:07That's right, Mr. Stevens.
16:08We just read the Bill of Rights, and according to that, you have no right to hold us.
16:11You're right, Danny.
16:11The police have no legal right to hold you.
16:13Are you kidding?
16:14My time's valuable.
16:16You boys are lucky.
16:18You're citizens of the United States, and you're entitled to all the protection under that Bill of Rights.
16:23That's why the police are turning you free, because I don't think we have sufficient evidence to indict you.
16:27You mean I can go?
16:28You can go.
16:29We're down our place sometime.
16:31We'll have a nice third-degree picnic.
16:33Now, just a minute.
16:36I also want to point out that under that Bill of Rights, you were wrong in taking the law in
16:40your own hands, trying to punish Keno.
16:42Yeah, but he was a Jap.
16:43For your information, he was not a Jap.
16:45He was Chinese.
16:46Chinese?
16:47What do you know?
16:48We really pulled a boner.
16:50A good one.
16:51Well, thanks for telling us.
16:55Chinese?
16:55Gosh, thanks.
17:01I thought you might want to see this.
17:11My father was murdered.
17:13It's no use crying over spilt milk.
17:15We made a mistake, that's all.
17:16Ah, we're a bunch of saps.
17:18Well, let's quit being saps.
17:19Let's try to do something useful for a change.
17:21Yeah, you know, we ought to pay for...
17:22Anybody got any dough?
17:24Not me.
17:24Hey, you got some, ain't you, Glimpy?
17:26I could open a bank account.
17:32Moolah!
17:34Moolah!
17:38Moolah!
17:38Enough to frame.
17:39Like you hang your heart in your sleeve?
17:41Easy now.
17:42Where are we going?
17:43Heaven.
17:44Movie, dinner at Sarno's, and I know a new Jive Palace.
17:46That sounds exciting.
17:48When do you have to report for duty?
17:50Oh, anytime.
17:53time. That sounds awfully in-depth and all of that it is. We'll have dinner at the
17:57Automatt. Now look, Nora, I'm sorry, but we're going to have a porterhouse steak at Sarno's.
18:01It's defense stamps and the Automatt. Ah, Sarno's. It's defense stamps and the Automatt. Ah, Sarno's.
18:05The Automatt. Ah, Sarno's. Nora, where might you be going? Hiya, Pop. Phil and I are going to make a
18:10night of it. He has a furlough. Furlough. He's got a nerve if he told you that. Oh, now, wait
18:14a minute,
18:14Pop. Anything I got to tell Nora is my own business. I had a feeling there was something
18:18wrong. You might as well tell me, Phil. Well, there's plenty of time to talk later. Come
18:22on, let's go. Wait a minute. You're getting out right now. Um, Nora, don't pay any attention
18:33to that. You know, newspapers and how they get things mixed up. We about. Figure it any
18:40way you want, kid. Come on, give me the lowdown. Aren't you in the Navy? No, I'm not, and I'm
18:44glad I'm out of it. Well, what do you know? So Phil turned out to be a Sabasua.
18:49Come on, it's a lie. Hold it. Hold it. You know, Climpy's got to have his little
18:53choke. Yeah, I'll choke him right in the pussy if he ever makes a crack like that
18:56again. Feel sorry, Climpy? Smart guy.
19:11Nora, I'm sorry I had to blast Phil like that. What in the world has come over him? What
19:16would make him do a thing like that? You got me. It's just one of those things you can't
19:21explain. Forget him. Don't worry. I will.
19:35That will be three dollars. Only three dollars for all that stuff? Sure. Okay, we'll take
19:41it. How would you like a nice strat of a serious file in? Well, I got to see it first.
19:45Oh,
19:45Martin, you got enough stuff for taking my career away. Ah, you act like a mother with
19:49an only child. Oh, next week I was going to play Carnegie Hall. Look at that piece of mahogany.
19:54How do you like that? It works. How much? I'll give you four dollars. Four dollars? Sure. Ain't
20:01you got no compassion for the human race? We're working for a great cause. Come on, make
20:20my palm. You kids are getting a good bargain. Oh, yeah, yeah. You get bargains like a cow
20:26gives Bach beer. Hey, Heinbach, what's that chap doing in the back room? Chap in the back
20:32room? You're making a mistake. You are seeing things. Maybe. I'm sorry. Come on. Well, so long,
20:40Santa Claus. Don't give nothing away. Hey, do cows give Bach beer? I don't know if this thing is
20:45strictly arbitrary. Hey, what's the monkey stuff for? I think my eyes are going screwed. I'm
20:51sure. No, I don't think so. Those kids saw you. It is dangerous for you to be coming here.
21:01You must be more careful next time. But fuck. Go ahead, monks. You're the speech maker.
21:22Good morning, Mrs. Keno. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Just brought the fellas
21:27over to tell you how sorry we are about what happened to your husband. Yeah. It cost three
21:32bucks. Look what you've done. Can't you ever learn no ethics? Oh, can I help it if I'm touched?
21:38Oh, don't cry, Mrs. Keno. All right. Me no. Too bad now. We got some money here.
21:45Thought maybe we could pay for some of those things we broke. No, no. No take.
21:50You got to take it. We feel as though we owe it to your husband. He was a swell guy.
21:55Maybe you know who killed my husband, yes? Only wish we knew, Mrs. Keno. Yeah, the police
22:00will find out. I'm so sorry. It was two dollars. Will you give me a receipt, please?
22:17Hey, that's the guy I saw in the back room at Heinbox. All right. I'll give you change.
22:37Hey, did you see that? Thank you. Hey, I just want to shake hands with an honest man. Thank you.
22:50You're a man after my own heart. Good day, gentlemen. Yeah. Jeff, huh? Do you know him?
22:55No, I've never seen him before. That's a funny thing. Well, come on, fellas. We've got to mosey along.
23:01Take it easy, Mrs. Keno. We'll see you later. Goodbye, Mrs. Keno. Goodbye, Mrs. Keno. Bye.
23:07Yes. Down in the back room. In the music box. Good. Everything is going just as we planned.
23:13We have nothing to worry about. There's much to worry about.
23:18Why, Mrs. Keno, you appreciated them flowers. That was a beautiful gesture.
23:22You know, it almost broke my heart. Get up, my chair.
23:26Thank you, Adam. I'll pay you in the morning.
23:30Hey, you know, I've been wondering why that chap stole Keno's pen out of his pocket.
23:35Why chap stole what pen?
23:37For a sovereign here.
23:39Yeah, you give me a pain. All right, we need a pen anyway.
23:42Use it to take the minute to the meeting.
23:44Friday the 13th. We tried to drown O'Leary's cat.
23:47That's broke.
23:48Hey, but there's something in here.
23:50Hey, if it's gold, I have a piece of paper.
23:52Give me that blockhead.
23:54What is it?
23:55It ain't nothing. It's just a blank piece of paper.
23:57Let me see it.
24:00It's a writing up.
24:01What are you talking about? You put it in coffee or milk.
24:03Who ever heard of dunking a piece of paper?
24:07Hey, let me see that piece of paper.
24:09Who's got a match?
24:10What are you talking about?
24:11Why do you think I am, an arsonist?
24:13It's a little trick I learned in college one time.
24:15Correspondence course.
24:16Yeah?
24:17Yeah, you go to college, really?
24:18What did you learn how to write?
24:20Pig life.
24:20Maybe that's why the chap was so anxious to get a hold of it.
24:22Maybe that's why he paid that two bucks, just as a star.
24:25Figuring comes awful slow to some guys.
24:26Keep on trying.
24:27I think that guy's a five car.
24:29That's the smartest thing you've said yet.
24:32Boys, we're going to pay our French shop.
24:33Paying you four.
24:42Hold your fire.
24:45Hey, Charlie.
24:46You'll have a nervous relapse.
24:47Yeah, you're a Chinaman.
24:48We love Chinamans.
24:49You're our friends.
24:50Sure.
24:50You thought it always would make me lack of trouble.
24:52No, that's all over with.
24:53We're both on the same side.
24:55I was going to get a Frenchman.
24:56So long, Charlie.
24:58If anybody bothers you, just let us know.
24:59We'll help you out.
25:03Come on, Charlie.
25:20I'd better go in alone.
25:21Old Matsui might get scared.
25:23Really do.
25:24Right.
25:28Good morning, Matsui.
25:29How's your health?
25:30Very good.
25:31I trust your honorable health is excellent, young man.
25:35My health is slowly depreciating and I'm very dishonorable.
25:38But I want to thank my venerable forefathers that I'm able and well to walk into your worthy
25:42tea shop on this sunny day.
25:44How am I doing?
25:45You get by.
25:46What's up to your purchase leave?
25:48Well, there's nothing up my sleeve, but I got a lot on my mind.
25:51You'd like you to interpret for me.
25:53Of course, if I can.
25:56Read that.
25:58Let me see it cruiser.
25:59Uh-uh.
26:00No ticky, no touchy.
26:03What did you get that?
26:04You just mind your business and read it, that's all.
26:07Well, are you going to read it or not?
26:09Hey, wait a minute there, shorty.
26:11Not so fast.
26:11Give me that note.
26:12Give me that note.
26:13I'll tear your arm off.
26:14You know that stealing?
26:15A little note on the foot on the foot on the foot on the foot in the head.
26:23Hey, what happened?
26:24He's done it himself.
26:26Why does this always have to happen when we're gone?
26:28I don't know, but I'm cutting out now.
26:41Hey, what's the idea of crashing in here like this?
26:43We've got to talk to you, Mr. Stevens.
26:44Well, all right, but make it snappy.
26:45What is it?
26:45Somebody else murdered?
26:47Suicide.
26:50It's old man Matsui in a tea shop down by the river.
26:53And we didn't do it.
26:54Wait a minute, wait a minute.
26:54Start at the beginning.
26:55If you ask me, it all ties in slick as anything with a big spy ring that's operating around here.
26:59Oh, you think so?
27:00I'm sure of it.
27:00Hey, Mark, something about that Japanese.
27:02Will you shut up, big mud?
27:03First of all, we went to Hineback, see?
27:06Don't take it so hard, Joe.
27:07Hey, Joe, I...
27:10What's the matter?
27:10Anything well?
27:12My father just committed Harry Terry.
27:15Oh.
27:16Well, it could make him do a thing like that.
27:19I don't know.
27:21I wish I knew.
27:23We'd better start being more careful from here on in.
27:25You know those cops aren't dummies.
27:27I'll know how to take care of them.
27:30And then, all of a sudden, the old chap pulls out a pig sticker and gives himself the works.
27:34Sure he was dead.
27:35Dead as our friend Kino, if not dead as no job.
27:37By the way, how come everybody took old Kino for a chap when he was Chinese?
27:40Well, maybe he was acting as a spy for his country.
27:42You guessed it, Danny.
27:46I think I'll pay a visit to that tea house.
27:48Oh, now he's looking with gas.
27:49Well, let's go.
27:50Could I stay here, maybe?
27:56Hey, Phil.
27:57Hey, I've got to talk to you.
28:00What, is he going to a fire or coming from one?
28:02No, he's like that.
28:03He's always rushing someplace.
28:04Come on.
28:09Is there something I can do for you?
28:12Hey, you know why.
28:13I beg your pardon.
28:14I'm very much alive.
28:16Were these boys in here a little while ago?
28:17I believe they were.
28:18You believe we was?
28:19I saw you with my own eyes.
28:21You stabbed yourself to death.
28:22Wait a minute.
28:23Did you have any trouble with them?
28:24Possible.
28:25Nothing serious, though.
28:26These boys were just playful.
28:29If that was play, give me work the rest of my days.
28:31I'm telling you, Poppy was dead as a doornail.
28:37So Pop takes his word against Oz.
28:39It's a pretty good trick if you can do it.
28:46The next time you kids stack me on a wild goose chest,
28:48I'm going to turn you over my knee and spike you.
28:50Every one of you.
28:52Well, what do you think of that?
28:54Looks mighty wacky to me.
28:55Maybe he's done it with mirrors.
28:56There's something wrong.
28:58Oh, please, fellas, my headache.
29:12You're right, Tojo.
29:13A policeman came.
29:15He didn't suspect?
29:16No.
29:19My poor honorable father.
29:21He felt that I had disgraced him.
29:23You go watch the story.
29:24All right.
29:30I still think we're wasting our time.
29:31Just the same.
29:32I'm going to take another look.
29:37Hey, Shorty, where's Matsui?
29:39Oh, he not here.
29:40We were just talking to him a few minutes ago.
29:42Where'd he go?
29:43Oh, Mr. Matsui go out a little bit.
29:45He made a business.
29:46Business, huh?
29:47There's some mighty funny business going on around here.
29:49Ah, forget it, will you, fellas?
29:51Who are you?
29:52I'm Mr. Matsui's daughter of her cousin.
29:54Oh, yeah?
29:55You're Matsui's cousin like I got a hole in my head.
29:58Come on, tell us where he went, and we'll let you off easy.
30:00How should I know?
30:01I'm not his keeper.
30:03Maybe so, but I think you're lying.
30:05You're a very brave young fellow with all your friends here.
30:08Yeah, go ahead.
30:09Step outside, fellas.
30:10I want to take care of this.
30:11Oh, no.
30:11I don't know how to buy it.
30:12No, not unless you've got 10 to 1 on your side.
30:15Maybe we'd better go before I lose my temper and beat his head in.
30:19Come on.
30:19Don't forget to keep your rice dry.
30:25Something smells.
30:25Yeah, and it ain't cherry blossoms.
30:27Whatever it is, we're going to find out.
30:29Yes, Lord, J.G., huh?
30:30Junior G, man.
30:31Hey, now, there's an idea.
30:33They won't let us enlist, so maybe we can help out like that.
30:35The way I see it, there's a big spy ring operating around here, and we've got to put the finger
30:39on it.
30:40Hey, fellas, what were...
30:41Well, Climpy the grabber.
30:42If that's tea in a ditch, it might be poison.
30:45Look, in the first place, it's not tea.
30:47The second place, I didn't steal it.
30:48I got out of my ex-violent case.
30:50Let me see it.
30:52Looks like some kind of sugar.
30:53Oh, a sugar hoarder.
30:54Let's report them.
30:56Don't taste like sugar.
30:57It burns.
30:58Hey, maybe that's some kind of evidence.
31:00Must be.
31:01Or else you wouldn't carry it around in my violin case.
31:03I think we ought to shadow this place.
31:05It's a swell idea.
31:07Scruino, you're appointed.
31:08Well, Nix, I might be a Junior G, but I'm also an SBB.
31:12What is an SBB?
31:14A scared black boy.
31:16Well, nevertheless, you're appointed, and you're going to stay undercover and guard this place.
31:20If anything happens that don't look kosher, you inform us.
31:24If anything happens, I'll inform me first.
31:29Hmm.
31:37Angry?
31:37Just disappointed?
31:38Oh, Nora.
31:40But be yourself, Phil.
31:41We're grown-ups.
31:43All I want to know is, is it true or isn't it?
31:48Well, I have got some Jap friends, if that's what you're worried about.
31:52Paid for it, too.
31:53No wonder you insisted on Sarno's to eat.
31:55A big shot.
31:56Maybe I spent my money on the wrong girl.
31:58You're a contector.
32:00All right.
32:01Maybe I am a Jap spy.
32:02So what?
32:04You were kidding about being a spy, weren't you, Phil?
32:06Look, Danny, for the lastness.
32:08Come on, give me the lowdown.
32:09I'll give you a slap on the puss if you don't lay off.
32:12By the way, what were you guys doing snooping around Metsui's?
32:15What were you doing there?
32:16I was buying the old lady some tea.
32:17Mom, don't drink tea.
32:19Well, I can buy some tea for myself, can't I?
32:22You're lying.
32:23Shut up.
32:24You're nothing but a two-timing double-crosser.
32:31What, Danny, I'm sorry.
32:34I'll let that be a warning to him.
32:38Hey, don't feel bad, kid.
32:40If your brother wants to be a stool, you can't do nothing about it.
32:44He must have gone nuts.
32:46Phil ain't like that.
32:48He used to say the Navy was the best job in the world.
32:51Yeah, but maybe his new job pays more dough.
32:53Take it easy.
33:13Oh, hello, boys.
33:15Come in.
33:15Life, I guess.
33:17Say, Nora, there's a little something we want to ask you to do for us.
33:20Sure, what is it?
33:21We've been doing a little snooping on our own, and we think we've got a clue.
33:25What's that?
33:26It's just a little something that we think might be important.
33:28Yeah, we took it to Charlie the Chinaman.
33:30He said it was Jap writing.
33:31It's too bad my brother isn't here.
33:33Did you try to get him at the office?
33:34Eh, he don't pay no attention to us.
33:37I knew it, Jap.
33:38I used to go to high school with.
33:39I'd be glad to get a translator for you.
33:41Oh, that's swell.
33:42Well, listen now, take good care of this, and don't let nobody get it away from you.
33:44Yeah.
33:45Because you never can tell.
33:46And as soon as you find out what it is, just tell Danny and let us know.
33:49You bet.
33:49Take it easy.
33:53Hey, Clint, let's go up to your place and get some chow.
33:55You're not going to take me to your hospital, chow.
33:57All right, you got to let a little bowl of chow stand between friends?
33:59Oh, I'm sorry.
33:59Oh, he's beefing.
34:00Beef chow, that's a good idea.
34:02I don't like it.
34:03Look.
34:03How about some chow?
34:04Me and my friends are hungry.
34:05Your friends are always hungry.
34:07They have homes, haven't they?
34:08Certainly, but we're working on a vacation.
34:09We don't want to break up right now.
34:11Come on, will you?
34:12All right, there's some stew on the stove.
34:14Help yourself.
34:14Get some plates and get some nice and full.
34:24Looks like some kind of sand or powder or something.
34:28Here's your plate.
34:29Help yourself.
34:29You want to eat, huh?
34:33Hurry up, Woody.
34:34I'm getting hungry.
34:34Oh, wait a minute.
34:35Hey, give me some, will you?
34:39This stuff can wait for a while.
34:41I'm going to eat first.
34:42Give me that, bud.
34:43It's enough for a first try.
34:44What's this, bargain or Melroody?
34:48You got some bread?
34:50Water?
34:50Where is everything?
34:51How do you wait on me?
34:53Why are you walking down?
34:54You got sugar, you ain't got no coffee.
34:56What's the matter with you?
34:58This is the best food in the world.
35:00That's not a heck.
35:01You got some bread.
35:02Oh, man.
35:03Sabaton.
35:04Oh, man.
35:07Oh, my God.
35:08Get some water.
35:08Oh, my God.
35:10Get a stove.
35:11Quick.
35:11Hurry up.
35:12Some more water.
35:13Hurry up.
35:14It's getting bigger.
35:16Oh, man.
35:18What's the matter with you boys?
35:19Hurry up.
35:20Hey, your stove's on fire.
35:21Not me, you dummy.
35:22Hurry up.
35:23Oh, man.
35:24What are you doing?
35:24Get some more water.
35:28What do you think I have a high ball?
35:29Come on, get some stuff.
35:35Over there, over there.
35:36Over there, over there, over there.
35:38Over there.
35:38Over there.
35:38Over there.
35:39Come on.
35:39Hey, there isn't any more water.
35:41I got nothing right now.
35:42Over there.
35:42What's happening?
35:43What's going on?
35:44Wait a minute, wait a minute.
35:45You don't need any spreaders.
35:45You need a fine spray.
35:46We ain't got no hose.
35:47Well, here you go.
35:48Get one.
35:49Get one.
35:49Get some water.
35:50Hey, you kids, come here.
35:52Quick, get a mouthful.
35:52We'll make a fine spray.
35:53I think I need a place for you all that.
36:05Get some water here.
36:07Get some water.
36:09Okay.
36:10Good job.
36:10Just like blowing candles out of a birthday cake.
36:12That's what I get for feeding a lot of heathens.
36:17But, Maura, it was an accident.
36:19An accident, was it?
36:20I think you're working for the dictator.
36:21Hey, come on.
36:22You'll stop me.
36:23You'll stop me.
36:24You'll stop me.
36:24Get out of here.
36:25Oh, come on.
36:26Come on.
36:26Come on.
36:27Come on.
36:30Hey, where'd you kids get that magnesium?
36:32We snitched it from Matsui's store.
36:33Yeah, that chap must have brought it there from Hindback's.
36:35Hindback's?
36:36Yeah, mugs all on my violin.
36:37Later on, Glippi's looking around to find that stuff stowed away in his old violin case.
36:41Well, that makes Hindback's the distributing point for the magnesium.
36:44Maybe Kino knew that.
36:45Maybe that's why he threw Hindback out of his store.
36:47That's possible.
36:48Looks like sabotage.
36:50See your kids later.
36:52So-ha.
36:54Well, that was a swell dinner, Glippi.
36:55We'll be back again tomorrow.
36:56Oh, and look, fellas, don't mind my mother.
36:58She gets nervous overnight.
36:59We'll bring her some aspirin.
37:00Take it easy.
37:01Go on, Glippi.
37:02Go on.
37:04Hey, fellas, wait for me!
37:06She said you can't come back no more!
37:15Why, Miss Stevens, this is a pleasant surprise.
37:18Hello, Joe.
37:19You're looking well and as pretty as ever.
37:20I think this is Japanese writing and I'd like to have you translated.
37:24Pleasure.
37:29It's some sort of a memorandum to buy some goods.
37:32Are you sure?
37:34I rather thought it was important.
37:38What made you think that?
37:44Why, I don't know, I just have an idea.
37:46I found it on the street.
37:49Just where did you get this?
37:50Let's go of me.
37:51Take your hands off me.
37:52She knows too much.
37:52We better lock her up.
37:53There you go!
37:54Let go of me!
37:55Let me go!
37:55I'll tell you!
37:56Help me!
37:56Get me out of here!
37:58Help!
37:59Get me out of here!
38:01Help!
38:03What's written on it?
38:03Enough to send us a V for a long time.
38:08Read it to me.
38:10You'll hear about it.
38:29Go ahead, boys.
38:31Tighter.
38:45Down for double!
38:46Down for double!
38:47What do you want?
38:48Hit me!
38:48Hit me!
38:48Don't hit me!
38:49Wait a minute!
38:49Hit him!
38:50Get me out of here!
38:53Hey, fellas!
38:54I seen something!
38:54I seen something!
38:55Alright, this ain't no science meeting.
38:57What'd you see?
38:58A crowd of Japs going into Matsui's store.
39:00So what?
39:00A lot of Japs going there to buy tea.
39:02Yeah, but these Japs wasn't buying no tea.
39:04And I saw them go through a hole in the wall.
39:06And that German boy, Fritz Heinbach, was with him too.
39:10Fritz Heinbach?
39:10Yeah.
39:11Well, that adds no intricacies to the case.
39:29Mark?
39:30Yeah.
39:31Hey, look!
39:36Sure looks like them Skibby's won a little privacy.
39:38Yeah, maybe we ought to get Pop.
39:39What do you mean get Pop?
39:41We've been doing alright at this detecting business so far.
39:43We ain't gonna quit now.
39:44Yeah?
39:44How are we gonna get in there?
39:46You lead us to me.
40:21I don't know.
40:22That's pretty tough to me.
40:23Yeah, that is high, isn't it?
40:27I thought it was the same thing at the same time.
40:29Let's go.
40:29Yeah.
40:31That's really cool.
40:31That's really cool.
40:35That's really cool.
40:36We'll go.
40:37Hey, get your gunshot.
40:38Alright, go up!
40:39You ready?
40:40Go up!
40:41Go up!
40:42Come up!
40:43What are you doing?
40:45Get up!
40:45You guys are getting older.
40:46Come on now.
40:47What's the matter with you guys?
40:48What do I do now?
40:49You said you want to make a pyramid.
40:50You'll never make out the money.
40:52Oh, I'm not in the gym!
40:53Shut up!
40:53Wait a minute!
40:54Look, let me tell you what.
40:56Why don't you make a pyramid?
40:57Come on.
40:58That's what I'm doing.
40:59Everybody be nice and quiet.
41:02What are you going to do now?
41:03Give me that...
41:04What are you doing?
41:05Give me that...
41:06Here, here.
41:07Give me that...
41:07Give me that big...
41:10Somebody...
41:11Find it!
41:12Shut up!
41:13No matter what you guys...
41:15Hey, that is...
41:17Get it!
41:17Wait a minute!
41:18Wait a minute!
41:20Get you right on a knob.
41:22Hey, you come from an old family of mountain climbers.
41:25Yes!
41:26You look like a hip.
41:27You look like a hip.
41:28Give me that.
41:28Wait a minute!
41:29Wait a minute!
41:30Take it easy.
41:31Quiet.
41:32Quiet.
41:33Give me another box.
41:34Here, here.
41:35Stay higher.
41:36The elevator is no place like this.
41:39Coming up!
41:40Here it comes!
41:43Look out!
41:44You don't fall down, Munch.
41:45Take a stone now.
41:46Easy.
41:47Kind of wobbly.
41:48Watch out, Munch.
41:49Another box!
41:50Another box!
41:51Another box!
41:51Throw it up!
41:53Here it comes!
41:53Look out, Munch!
41:54Got it!
41:56Nice catch!
41:57I got it!
41:58Easy!
41:59Take it easy!
42:00Over to the left a little!
42:02Look out, Munch!
42:04Don't shut up!
42:06Don't shut up!
42:06Don't shut up!
42:07There you go!
42:08He's got it!
42:09He's there!
42:09Good!
42:18Come on, Puppie!
42:24Hey!
42:25There ain't no doors in this place!
42:27Man, we is in here, but we still ain't nowhere!
42:35What kind of a cracker box is this, anyway?
42:37Anybody got a candle?
42:39I don't know why...
42:40I got some matches!
42:41Might have some!
42:42What kind of a place?
42:43Oh!
42:44Oh!
42:45Hey!
42:45What is that?
42:46We really put our foot in it!
42:48I don't know why we came here in the first place!
42:50Hey!
42:50Hey, Clippy!
42:51Where did he go?
42:51Where'd you go?
42:52Clippy!
42:53Hey!
42:55Where's Munch?
42:56Must be my litter!
42:57Oh!
42:57It's just one of those modernistic doors!
42:59Oh!
42:59We can't be nowhere so often than we are now!
43:01Go on, school!
43:02Shhh!
43:02Lead the way!
43:03Man, I'm too here for that job!
43:05Oh, go on!
43:06I'll give you my load of dice!
43:07The one with all the salmon's on there?
43:08Yeah!
43:09Solid, old man!
43:10Oh!
43:11Look out for them!
43:12Shhh!
43:14Oh!
43:15I ain't going down there for this stuff!
43:16Not even for the dice!
43:18Not even for fried chicken!
43:21Who's shoving them?
43:23I think I'll be after you!
43:24You go for them!
43:25Awful dog down here!
43:26See you in the cage!
43:27Shhh!
43:28Oh, you kids are scared!
43:29Shhh!
43:31Are you kidding?
43:32I'll see you later!
43:33Come on!
43:33Come on!
43:34You're right behind me!
43:36What's down there?
43:46Oh, crap!
43:47Get him off!
43:48Get him off!
43:48Man, this ain't no house!
43:51This is a ghost trap!
43:53Whatever it is, I don't like it!
43:58Man, that bathtub must be in China!
44:01You're not chivin', Jack!
44:02I ain't kidding, either!
44:04Look out!
44:04Get outta here!
44:15Hey!
44:16Where is the secret?
44:17Right down there!
44:18Right down there!
44:30That...
44:31Just those cats, please?
44:33Is this a bitch?
44:34What about you? You want to tip us off?
45:29I'm going home.
45:30Looks like a masquerade party.
45:31Nobody invited me, so I'm going home.
45:33Give me!
45:34You don't have to be invited. Didn't you ever crash a party?
45:36What do you think this is, boss?
45:47If I don't come back soon, send in a searching party.
45:50I'll go get him.
45:52We'll go with you.
45:58Look out, Muggs!
45:59Grab him!
46:00Take him!
46:01Go ahead!
46:04Hurry up!
46:11He won't come too for a while.
46:13Climb up quick.
46:14Tie his legs.
46:14He's out for good.
46:16Drag him behind that screen when you get through.
46:17Tie that, Peewee.
46:18Come on, hurry up.
46:18Get his hand!
46:19Go ahead.
46:20Drag him back there.
46:21Get him back there.
46:23Go on, put him back.
46:24Pull him back!
46:25Tie that up.
46:29Maybe they're just a bunch of actors rehearsing a play or something.
46:32Nah, I think it's Japanese Halloween.
46:34Well, let's take a look at these gowns anyway.
46:37Might be.
46:40Oh, beautiful piece of goods.
46:43Two pair of pants come with these, I wonder?
46:44I'm gonna put one on, too.
46:47Hey, Mono!
46:49Yeah?
46:50Your uncle.
46:50Huh?
46:51Your uncle.
46:52Ah!
46:53Boy, what a healthy set of Chops Hawks has got today, huh?
46:56Hey, those fellas is wearing hoods.
46:58I wonder where to keep them.
46:59There you go, right there.
47:00Hey, get those hoods.
47:01Hurry up.
47:02Each one of you put one of these on, we'll become incognito, see?
47:05Now we can play trick-or-treat.
47:07Now, listen.
47:08We can win that place just like we belong.
47:09Just like we was invited.
47:10We sit down, we don't say a word.
47:11And maybe we'll find out what's going on.
47:45Well, follow the leader, boys.
47:48Wonder where they're going.
47:50We'll find out in a minute.
47:51We'll find out.
47:57Come, come.
48:01Come.
48:01Come.
48:04Come.
48:07Come.
48:07You're one rising sun that's not going to rise.
48:12Hey.
48:13Son.
48:18What's the foreshows start?
48:20Come.
48:22It's only one o'clock.
48:24Shh.
48:25Oh, girls.
48:29Most nice as us.
48:30Emperor Hirohito.
48:36Listen well.
48:37If there are any among you who should go forward to peril,
48:42let them withdraw now.
48:43For there will be no turning back later.
48:46Only torture, death for traders,
48:49and for weaklings.
48:51We must at once strangle a common enemy,
48:54this democracy,
48:56to assume a rightful...
48:58There's an eye mark here. I told you.
49:00Yeah. I'd like to give him a haircut with a mowing machine.
49:03We will ruin the dance.
49:05We have our enemies under our control.
49:09Things is really getting complicated.
49:11He's in on this too, huh?
49:13He's in on everything. He got my violin, didn't he?
49:16Before proceeding,
49:17I shall permit you to see
49:18an extorted face of our benefactor to us.
49:21One who has provided us with invaluable information.
49:25Our brother...
49:32Hey, that's Phil.
49:35We are proud to bow to a man this valuable on our behalf.
49:42You can't do nothing about it now.
49:50You will now each take a blood oath of fidelity.
49:58Well, you ain't got a look.
49:59Well, I'll get to him. I'll tell him.
50:13I hope it's as easy to get out of this place as it was to get in.
50:15I'm beginning to worry.
50:20There are spies among us.
50:22Everyone remove his hood.
50:27And Mama told me to be in the bed at nine o'clock.
50:30The curfew rang for us when Muggs got the idea of coming here.
50:33You've got to get a bad idea.
50:34Once in a while, it's a law of averages.
50:41Seize on fire.
50:42Now if I seize, you pay.
50:43I've got to get in the middle.
50:45Uncle!
50:47Track team, come on.
50:48I've got to look at you.
50:49Here I come.
50:52Oh, I hit him!
51:08Hey, Phil, whose side do you want, anyway?
51:11Uncle Sam's, you chump.
51:12Uh-oh.
51:13There goes little Red Riding Hood, a beautiful piece of Harry...
51:16It ain't Harry Carrey.
51:16He committed suicide.
51:18I don't know how you kids got in here, but I'm sure glad you did.
51:20Look, Danny, you try and get out of here and get the police.
51:22I'm going to get Nora.
51:23Nora?
51:23Sure, they've got her locked up.
51:24Now go on.
51:25Right.
51:26Come on.
51:28Just buy him and get out of here, all right?
51:33Hey, grab him!
51:34Hey, I'll find him!
51:36Hey, I'll find him!
51:37Hey, I'll find him!
51:37Hey, I'll find him!
51:38Hey, I'll find him!
51:38Hey, I'll find him!
51:39Hey, I'll find him!
51:45I'll find him!
51:45I don't know!
51:50Oh, don't get him, you fool!
51:56Come on!
52:07Come on, we got time to explain, we got to get out of here.
52:24Hey, let me get that guy!
52:42Come with me!
52:44Come with me!
52:45Hey, hey, hey!
52:56We got one truck!
53:14You'll have to bring your own tea, Pop.
53:16There's the crumpets right on the floor.
53:19The winner, our new champion!
53:23Is that wedding bells I hear?
53:29Hooray!
53:37Honey, we won't be able to go on a honeymoon.
53:39I've got orders to report for duty immediately.
53:41So long, gang.
53:42So long, Phil.
53:44I don't feel bad.
53:45We'll take you on your honeymoon.
53:46Come on, let's go!
53:47See you in Tokyo, Pop!
53:48Come on!
53:48Come on, you're good!
53:53Come on!
53:54Come on!
53:56Come on, come on!
53:58Come on, Phil!