In an attempt to please his girlfriend, a mild-mannered lingerie and door-to-door salesman finds himself working with underworld henchmen. As the exact double of a notorious gangster, Jonny is on line between good and evil.
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00:00:00The End
00:00:34The End
00:01:21How many of you can remember back as far as 1931?
00:01:25It is an era that is dead, which we all devoutly hope will never return.
00:01:31It was an era when all the United States were dry,
00:01:37but when some of the people were doing their best to keep the country wet.
00:01:50It was an era when some wealthy society matrons vied with each other for the company of these Napoleons of
00:02:05organized crime.
00:02:06In between drinks, traffic became congenital.
00:02:19Some shady lawyers made fortunes defending their, well, their distinguished clients.
00:02:26The verdict? Not guilty, of course.
00:02:29But some lawyers were not so successful.
00:02:46Oh, hello, Johnny. Hello, Will.
00:02:48Hey, where's your furniture going?
00:02:50Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. It's going back to the finance company.
00:02:54Finance company?
00:02:55Well, I loaned you the money for the payment last week.
00:02:58Well, I had to entertain some prospects.
00:02:59Oh?
00:03:00Oh, sit down.
00:03:02Hello.
00:03:03Hello.
00:03:04Yes, this is attorney Will Allen speaking.
00:03:07Oh, now, look, lady.
00:03:08Your boyfriend got off easy, thanks to me.
00:03:11Well, he only got a year.
00:03:15Oh, well, I'm sorry.
00:03:17I did all I could for him.
00:03:18Goodbye.
00:03:20Oh.
00:03:22Oh.
00:03:29You lost again, huh?
00:03:31Oh, it was a hopeless case.
00:03:33Yesterday, you said it was such a cinch.
00:03:35Didn't even have to prepare the case.
00:03:37Johnny, the law is a bottomless pit.
00:03:39Well, the guys you defend it is.
00:03:41Twelve cases and twelve guys go to jail.
00:03:44What are you trying to do, make me lose confidence in myself?
00:03:46You've got too much confidence in yourself.
00:03:49Maybe if you prepared a case once in a while, you might win it.
00:03:52Stop worrying, will you?
00:03:53I want to move to larger quarters anyway.
00:03:55Money brings money.
00:03:57Why, all I need is one outstanding criminal for a client,
00:04:00not these small-time petty chiselers.
00:04:02Here, get the back.
00:04:05In the meantime, you can take me out to dinner.
00:04:07No, I can't.
00:04:08I've got a date.
00:04:09A date?
00:04:10You?
00:04:11Who's the frustrated little woman?
00:04:13She's not frustrated.
00:04:14This is Judy Parker.
00:04:15You remember her.
00:04:16She lived on our block for years.
00:04:18I don't know her.
00:04:19She must have been one of the goons.
00:04:21She's very nice.
00:04:23Oh, this is going to be great, listening to her dull chatter all evening.
00:04:26You aren't going to listen to her.
00:04:28You aren't even coming with us.
00:04:31And I used to tell myself, Judy Parker is the most beautiful girl in the block.
00:04:36Why will, Alan?
00:04:38You never even looked at me.
00:04:39I didn't.
00:04:40Ask Johnny.
00:04:41I'm always talking about you.
00:04:42He...
00:04:43Sure.
00:04:43I was telling him in the office.
00:04:45You sure were.
00:04:50Take care of that, will you, Johnny?
00:04:52My hands are full.
00:04:54Now, this is for you to remember me by while I leave for just a few minutes to make a
00:04:58very important phone call.
00:04:59Thank you, Will.
00:05:01Take care of her for me, will you, Johnny?
00:05:03I've got to tie up a few loose ends on a case I just finished.
00:05:06Finished is right.
00:05:07The guy went to jail for a year.
00:05:09Hey.
00:05:12Criminal law must be terribly exciting.
00:05:14I'm glad you brought Will along tonight.
00:05:16I didn't bring him.
00:05:17I couldn't get rid of him.
00:05:20I wanted to be alone with you tonight, too, Judy.
00:05:24Say, by the way, I'm having a little fashion show tomorrow.
00:05:27Would you like to come?
00:05:28I'd love to.
00:05:30Of course, I know selling lingerie isn't very romantic.
00:05:33Not like criminal law, but...
00:05:35There's nothing wrong with selling lingerie.
00:05:37I'm glad to hear you say that because...
00:05:39Well, you remember that promotion I told you about?
00:05:43Mm-hmm.
00:05:44I got it.
00:05:45No.
00:05:45Oh, that's wonderful.
00:05:47Sure.
00:05:48You know, with a promotion like that, a fella could do a lot of things.
00:05:52He could build a home and raise a...
00:05:56That is, if...
00:05:59How do you feel about marriage?
00:06:02Well, I think it's wonderful.
00:06:03For anyone who wants to get married.
00:06:05Well, you know, I've only been out with you a few times, but each time I've wanted to ask you...
00:06:11Uh...
00:06:12Uh...
00:06:13I've wanted to ask you...
00:06:17Would...
00:06:17Would...
00:06:18Would you like to go to a movie tonight?
00:06:21Oh, I'd rather not if you don't mind.
00:06:22I'm a little tired.
00:06:24Yeah, I'm a little tired, too, I guess.
00:06:27You tired, Johnny?
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28Why, look at the boy.
00:06:29He's all in.
00:06:30Look.
00:06:32Johnny wants to get some sleep, so why don't we go somewhere and dance?
00:06:35No, thanks.
00:06:36Perhaps some other night.
00:06:37You don't know what you're missing.
00:06:38You're passing up Lajinsky's shadow.
00:06:40She'll live.
00:06:41Well, tomorrow's another day.
00:06:44Yeah, I've got a busy day, too, tomorrow.
00:07:00Do you like it?
00:07:01Oh, it's lovely.
00:07:02What's it called?
00:07:03Uh...
00:07:03Dawn.
00:07:08What's the number on that?
00:07:11621.
00:07:13How many, please?
00:07:14A half a dozen assorted sizes.
00:07:24She's a lovely model.
00:07:27She's not half as lovely as you are.
00:07:39What's her number?
00:07:41Name 4385.
00:07:42Uh...
00:07:43419.
00:07:46Say, Judy, I wanted to ask you if...
00:07:49Johnny, can we go now?
00:07:49We've showed them practically everything.
00:07:52You have?
00:07:53Oh!
00:07:54Oh, yeah.
00:07:54Yeah, it's okay.
00:07:56Go.
00:07:57I'll see if he has any.
00:08:00Uh...
00:08:00What I was gonna ask you is...
00:08:02Johnny, do you have any of these with lace inserts?
00:08:04Uh...
00:08:05Oh, yeah.
00:08:06Yeah, sure.
00:08:07Here.
00:08:09Now, look...
00:08:10I never could get anywhere rubbing two sticks together.
00:08:13Huh?
00:08:13What were you going to say, Johnny?
00:08:15Oh!
00:08:16I was gonna ask...
00:08:18Goodbye, girls.
00:08:19Look, John.
00:08:20There's Louie Maroney.
00:08:21Big Maroney's brother.
00:08:23Say, Johnny, I like your neighbors.
00:08:25Hmm?
00:08:26You ain't doing nothing, kid.
00:08:28Let's do it together.
00:08:30Come on, John.
00:08:33Who are they?
00:08:35Oh, some hoodlums who visit an out-of-town big shot in there.
00:08:39One of them's rather good-looking.
00:08:40Huh?
00:08:42Hiya, Judy.
00:08:42I'm sorry I'm late.
00:08:44What are you late for?
00:08:45Well, I was tied up in court.
00:08:46Honey, would you excuse us for just a minute?
00:08:48Sure.
00:08:48Huh?
00:08:48I'm gonna talk to you.
00:08:49Oh, excuse us.
00:08:51What?
00:08:51What is?
00:08:52I got great news for you.
00:08:53You have?
00:08:53I'm gonna pay you back all the money I owe you.
00:08:55Oh, you're fooling.
00:08:56No, how much is it?
00:08:57Well, now, let's see.
00:09:01Here.
00:09:02Beginning with the two dollars I loaned you in high school,
00:09:04it's exactly eight hundred and forty-nine dollars and seven cents.
00:09:08I'll have it for you tomorrow.
00:09:10Just as soon as I swing a big deal I'm working on, which...
00:09:12I need twenty dollars.
00:09:13Oh, no, no.
00:09:14Now, wait.
00:09:14Wait.
00:09:15Why?
00:09:15Aren't you gonna lend it to me?
00:09:18I can't afford not to.
00:09:20Well, let's see, five, ten, twenty.
00:09:25Thanks a lot.
00:09:26Well, Judy, are you ready?
00:09:28Your display was beautiful, Johnny.
00:09:30Thanks for inviting me.
00:09:31Oh, you're not leaving.
00:09:32I thought you were gonna have dinner with me.
00:09:34No, you didn't mention it.
00:09:36So when Will called me this morning, I told him I was free.
00:09:39Oh.
00:09:40I'm sorry.
00:09:41Shall we go?
00:09:42Call me soon, will you?
00:09:43All right.
00:09:44Bye.
00:09:45Bye.
00:09:51What's the matter, baby?
00:09:52You look as if you just lost your last lace applique.
00:09:55Here's two bucks.
00:09:56That covers the high school debt.
00:10:00Oh.
00:10:01Would you like to have dinner with me tonight, Millie?
00:10:04Your enthusiasm is irresistible, Johnny.
00:10:07And I know just the movie I want to see, too.
00:10:09Yeah.
00:10:09Yeah.
00:10:32Why, you two time and right.
00:10:35I take a trip to the border and you'll wait a minute, deadpan.
00:10:38Oh, this is fantastic.
00:10:41It is not.
00:10:42It's true.
00:10:43It's based on the life of Big Moroni.
00:10:45Public enemy number 21.
00:10:47Yes.
00:10:48Now there's a guy.
00:10:50Now that's for nothing.
00:10:52The next time I'll put an extra eye on your head.
00:10:54Another thing.
00:10:56Stay away from those cops.
00:10:59I understand you're getting friendly.
00:11:01I didn't rat on your boss on a second.
00:11:03You got him wrong, deadpan.
00:11:05I tell you, you got him wrong.
00:11:06You talk too much.
00:11:10Oh, no.
00:11:13Now just because I like you, I sent you them little presents.
00:11:16Three cases of uncut scotch.
00:11:19But I don't like any of my dogs running low, see?
00:11:21Did you listen to that deadpan?
00:11:23Let's go, Millie.
00:11:25Oh, and leave this.
00:11:26Are you crazy?
00:11:27This guy's my type.
00:11:28That guy?
00:11:29I don't want to go for men like him.
00:11:31Well, Judy doesn't.
00:11:33Judy's no different.
00:11:34She likes men who assert themselves.
00:11:36But he's a roughneck.
00:11:37And then he gets a lot of roughnecking, too.
00:11:40Wait a minute.
00:11:41You ought to be more like him.
00:11:44Please, Millie.
00:11:45Let's get out of here.
00:11:47Look, little boy.
00:11:48You go on home.
00:11:49I want to see the rest of this picture.
00:11:50But I can't leave you here alone.
00:11:52I'll be okay.
00:11:53I'll take a candle.
00:11:55You sure you'll be all right?
00:11:57Sure, sure.
00:11:58Thanks for everything, Johnny.
00:12:00See you in lingerie.
00:12:18Ain't he the cat's whiskers?
00:12:21Oh, boy.
00:12:22Sure knows what he wants.
00:12:24And gets it.
00:12:26Oh, boy.
00:12:28Wish I could find a guy like that.
00:12:43So women go for mugs like you.
00:12:46They like them tough.
00:12:49Well, I can be tough.
00:13:02I can be tough.
00:13:03Okay, Mushnose.
00:13:04Start them hens climbing.
00:13:06Fire.
00:13:07One more move out of you and your middle name is lead.
00:13:10See?
00:13:12Okay, Mushnose.
00:13:13You'll ask for it.
00:13:14Bowie!
00:13:23Ah, you talk too much.
00:13:27And he's dead.
00:13:41I'll be right back.
00:13:41I'll be right back.
00:13:46Oh, my gosh.
00:14:15Good evening, sir.
00:14:16Have you a table reserved?
00:14:39Main 978-4-0.
00:14:51Now look, Alan, I don't like my dolls running around loose, see?
00:14:56Next time, I'll put an extra eye on your head.
00:15:00Just a minute, bud.
00:15:02Oh, that's all right.
00:15:03I got all the time in the world.
00:15:05Now look, I don't want to have to rub you out, horse face.
00:15:07Put one more slip out of you and...
00:15:15Okay.
00:15:17Okay.
00:15:35Most fellas always win, even in telephones.
00:15:49Double bourbon.
00:15:50Uncut.
00:15:54They need a big time operator.
00:15:57Gloria, I'm scared.
00:15:59Perhaps we shouldn't have left the party.
00:16:01They'll be wondering where we went.
00:16:02But you wanted to meet some of these characters.
00:16:04Oh, I do, but...
00:16:06Oh, that was terribly clumsy of me.
00:16:10Watch your step, sister.
00:16:13I'm terribly sorry.
00:16:15We both are.
00:16:26My name's Gloria.
00:16:27What's yours?
00:16:30Look, sister.
00:16:32Why don't you stick to the nice boys?
00:16:35Nice boys bore me.
00:16:46But you look awfully important.
00:16:48I do?
00:16:49Mm-hmm.
00:16:52Look, sister.
00:16:54I'll tell you what.
00:16:55I'll buy you a drink.
00:16:57Bartender.
00:17:00Champagne cartel.
00:17:03Cartel.
00:17:05Ah, good evening, Mr. Moroni.
00:17:07Uh, Pierre.
00:17:09Mr. Moroni, stay.
00:17:11Good evening, Mr. Moroni.
00:17:12You didn't think.
00:17:28A bottle of the good stuff.
00:17:29Very well.
00:17:33We ought to consider the mob whose proposition.
00:17:35It's out.
00:17:36But they can't do any harm.
00:17:37They're small time.
00:17:38Mabuse has worked herself up into public enemy number 24.
00:17:42So what, boss?
00:17:43So we let him work the northwest side.
00:17:45And from that we get a commission.
00:17:46It's a good deal.
00:17:48Tell me.
00:17:49Who am I?
00:17:50You're Big Moroni.
00:17:52Public enemy number 21.
00:17:54Public enemy number 21.
00:17:55Don't make deals with public enemy number 24.
00:17:59Tomorrow morning you take care of Mabuse.
00:18:01That's your job for tomorrow morning.
00:18:03Little Joe.
00:18:04Remember that.
00:18:06Okay, boss.
00:18:07Now check the lick in the joint.
00:18:20So, here you are, Mr. Moroni.
00:18:21That ain't none of my stuff, is it?
00:18:23Oh, no, Mr. Moroni.
00:18:25Good.
00:18:26Can't take no chances with my stomach.
00:18:27So like that.
00:18:30Hey.
00:18:32That dame over there by the bar.
00:18:33Who is she?
00:18:36Oh, one of the young society ladies.
00:18:38Looking for trouble.
00:18:40Yeah?
00:18:40That dame's got class.
00:18:45Check those hats, will ya?
00:18:47God save me.
00:18:59Something wrong?
00:19:00That man over there is flirting with me.
00:19:04Point him out.
00:19:05Right there.
00:19:09Be right back.
00:19:11Come on.
00:19:26Come on.
00:19:29That's for nothing, see.
00:19:35Did you see that little squirt?
00:19:38Oh, you were wonderful.
00:19:40I just wish she was a bit bigger.
00:19:43Tell me.
00:19:44Who am I anyway?
00:19:47You're Big Moroni.
00:19:48Public enemy number 21.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:53Let's get out of here.
00:19:55When there might be a fight over me, I feel like Helen of Troy.
00:19:59Okay, Helen.
00:20:00Stay and launch your ships, but I'm going.
00:20:03I'm afraid we'll have to go.
00:20:04Okay, babe.
00:20:06Keep your nose clean.
00:20:09Lock the doors, boys.
00:20:22Hey, you.
00:20:23The big fella wants a word with you.
00:20:25What big fella?
00:20:27Him.
00:20:27Moroni.
00:20:29Moroni?
00:20:31Moroni?
00:20:33He...
00:20:35He's Moroni?
00:20:38Oh.
00:20:40No.
00:20:41Oh, gosh.
00:20:53Oh, gee, I...
00:20:55He's still alive.
00:20:57Wise guy, huh?
00:20:58Oh, Mr. Moroni, I didn't know it was you.
00:21:00Honest, I didn't.
00:21:01What you did was slow suicide.
00:21:03Oh, Mr. Moroni, you wouldn't.
00:21:05You know, I saw a picture about you tonight.
00:21:08There was something about it I really liked, Mr. Moroni.
00:21:11One thing.
00:21:12It showed you for the good sport you really are.
00:21:15That scene where you forgave that guy, it got me.
00:21:18It really did.
00:21:20I'm right here.
00:21:22Yeah, that was a good scene.
00:21:24Just like me.
00:21:26I'm gonna give you a break, son.
00:21:28Oh, gee, thanks.
00:21:29Sit down.
00:21:30I ain't gonna kill you.
00:21:32No.
00:21:33Outright.
00:21:34Okay, boys.
00:21:36Make with the William Tell.
00:21:37William Tell?
00:21:38Oh, no, please.
00:21:42Look, fellas, that...
00:21:45Oh, shut up.
00:22:11Oh, nobody can't say I never gave him a chance.
00:22:14You're too good-natured, boss. That's the trouble with you.
00:22:17Well, there's one guy I don't feel good-natured about.
00:22:20Mabuse.
00:22:21Remember that tomorrow morning, little Joe.
00:22:31You're looking good, kid.
00:22:33We want you to die clean, Mabuse.
00:22:35Look, little Joe, why do you want to do a thing like this to me?
00:22:38Nothing personal, Mabuse, nothing personal.
00:22:40Well, that's what I mean.
00:22:41You keep saying nothing personal.
00:22:43Where's your profit?
00:22:44What are you trying to say?
00:22:45Well, I'm just trying to say you ought to make a profit.
00:22:49You got me interested.
00:22:50Highly interested.
00:22:51Well, it's very simple.
00:22:53Look.
00:22:55I'm ambitious.
00:22:56Right now, I'm public enemy number 24,
00:22:58and I'd like to become public enemy number 23,
00:23:01which means that maybe public enemy number 21 should step down.
00:23:07Are you suggesting that my boss ought to be deceased?
00:23:11Big Moroni and a bit cherry?
00:23:13It pays good.
00:23:14It pays very good.
00:23:17It could be a grand down and a grand BD.
00:23:21BD?
00:23:23Body delivered.
00:23:25Make it 15 yards down and 15 COD.
00:23:28You made yourself a deal.
00:23:30How soon?
00:23:32Soon as I make one little stop on the way.
00:23:36This one's on me.
00:23:38And little Joe.
00:23:40Don't cross me.
00:23:42Now, would I cross anybody?
00:24:08I don't understand you, Jock.
00:24:10I cannot find it in myself to understand you.
00:24:14I don't think you realized what you had done.
00:24:16I realize it perfectly, Angus.
00:24:19I agreed to pay Mr. Little Joe a commission of $500 for locating the ingredients of a funeral.
00:24:26We ain't had a good funeral in three months.
00:24:29That's too much for the funeral of Mr. Mebouf.
00:24:32He's nae but public enemy number 24.
00:24:35And besides which, his following is in the north west side.
00:24:39And as you well know, Jock, the north west side is nae a good funeral town.
00:24:45For dice and stud poker.
00:24:47Aye.
00:24:47But it's nae good for funerals.
00:24:51You're mighty hasty with your fault finding.
00:24:55But might I ask you whose idea it was to salvage and use the same casket over and over again?
00:25:01It was yours, Jock.
00:25:02And a good one.
00:25:03But Mr. Mebouf's nae what?
00:25:05Are we making a profit on Mr. Mebouf's funeral?
00:25:09Ah, we're making a profit.
00:25:11A wee profit.
00:25:12But, well, do we always have to make a big profit?
00:25:16Jock.
00:25:17To thinking we have radical in the family.
00:25:25Aye.
00:25:27Mr. Little Joe would like to see you, Mr. Angus.
00:25:29Maybe he's arranged the ingredients already.
00:25:32He works fast.
00:25:34Send them on in.
00:25:41Hi, boys.
00:25:42Good morning, Mr. Little Joe.
00:25:46I got to thinking about our proposition.
00:25:48I got a change to make.
00:25:50I come for more dough.
00:25:53More money?
00:25:53You've already taken advantage of us through Jock.
00:25:56Charging $500 commission for Mr. Mebouf's.
00:25:59This ain't for Mebouf's.
00:26:01It's for Big Maroney.
00:26:03Maroney?
00:26:05Public enemy number 21?
00:26:07Yeah.
00:26:09How close is he to needing a funeral?
00:26:12Close enough.
00:26:13He's got some people mad at him.
00:26:15Oh, well.
00:26:19Didn't I tell you he was a good man?
00:26:21Well, were there ever an argument, Jock?
00:26:24Well, boys, it's worth a grand more.
00:26:26And I'm letting you off cheap.
00:26:28Good man.
00:26:29To hear you talk, you think Mr. Maroney is one of the crown heads of Europe?
00:26:33Hey.
00:26:34Are you making any cracks about my boss?
00:26:37Oh, he's a lot now, wheezy.
00:26:38He's right, Angus.
00:26:40This will be the biggest thing since the Chicago fire.
00:26:43We can root the funeral right through the business district.
00:26:58Where is this game?
00:27:00Right down the hall, boss.
00:27:02Where do you see these suckers?
00:27:03Strictly from off a banana boat.
00:27:05Yeah?
00:27:05And I got it all set for you.
00:27:07Just to walk in and take over.
00:27:08Gee, that's mighty nice of you, little Joe.
00:27:10It ain't nothing, boss.
00:27:11Tell you what.
00:27:12If anything should ever happen to you while yours isn't my employee, don't worry about a thing.
00:27:17I'll give you the swellest funeral you was ever at.
00:27:20Gee, you're an angel, boss.
00:27:22I think nothing, though.
00:27:28Hey, where is this guy?
00:27:45Judy, Judy, please.
00:27:47Johnny, I won't listen to another word.
00:27:48You have to listen.
00:27:49You were out with Alan last night.
00:27:51You're going out with him again tonight.
00:27:52What's wrong with that?
00:27:54I think he's nice.
00:27:55He just makes you think he's nice.
00:27:57That's a lawyer for you.
00:27:59Not even a good lawyer, either.
00:28:01He is a good lawyer.
00:28:02He isn't.
00:28:02Ask 12 hopeless cases.
00:28:36Oh, hello, Mr. Dill.
00:28:38You got that nightgown from my wife, you promised me?
00:28:40It's in my sample trunk, Mr. McGough.
00:28:42I'll be right up.
00:28:43Now, look, Judy, please, I...
00:29:13We're back.
00:29:21Huh?
00:29:24Lamborghini.
00:29:26Now look here. You've got to get out of there Mr. Maroney.
00:29:31He's dead.
00:29:34Oh just a minute.
00:29:36Look Mr. Maroney please.
00:29:38Get back in.
00:29:39Look you.
00:29:40Maroney please.
00:29:42Just a minute I'm coming.
00:29:46Look.
00:29:49Mr. Maroney.
00:29:52Just a minute I'm coming.
00:29:54Please.
00:29:54Maroney.
00:29:58Just a minute.
00:30:01I'll be there.
00:30:09Come in.
00:30:13Just out there to pick up that nightclub Mr. Dill.
00:30:16Well I can't seem to find it Mr. McGow.
00:30:19Well I'll help you locate it.
00:30:21I haven't been a house detective for 22 years you know for nothing.
00:30:24Oh I remember now.
00:30:25I saw it at the stock room.
00:30:27Uh-huh.
00:30:28Well what's that.
00:30:30This is like the Santa you showed me.
00:30:32Oh it's too small.
00:30:33This is it.
00:30:35So it is.
00:30:36Now look you take that right home to Mrs. McGow.
00:30:39You couldn't see it for looking.
00:30:41No I couldn't see it.
00:30:42No I couldn't see it.
00:30:43I'm much obliged to you Mr. Dill.
00:30:45You know my wife she's certainly going to enjoy this little nap.
00:30:48Will you have a drink.
00:30:49No no no thanks.
00:30:50I couldn't.
00:30:55It's just as if I look.
00:31:02Come on now.
00:31:04No no please don't you.
00:31:06Look look.
00:31:06Look Mr. McGow.
00:31:07Mr. McGow.
00:31:08Shut up.
00:31:11Yeah.
00:31:30Hold me this.
00:31:44Come on.
00:31:45Oh please Mr. McGow.
00:31:47Come on please.
00:31:48Look.
00:31:48Come on.
00:31:49Look please.
00:31:50Here.
00:31:50Lie.
00:31:55Look please.
00:31:56Mr. McGow.
00:31:57Come on.
00:32:01All right.
00:32:04You killer you.
00:32:06What are you talking about.
00:32:08The corpus delicti in the trunk.
00:32:10Why there's nothing in that trunk except a few samples in this wax model they kind of fell out.
00:32:27I better call that fellow in T-13 and tell him about his last batch.
00:32:32I'm sorry Mr. Dill.
00:32:33It's all right.
00:32:34I'm very sorry Mr. Dill.
00:32:35Believe me I'm sorry Mr. Dill.
00:32:37And please.
00:32:38Please.
00:32:39Don't tell anybody.
00:32:41I won't.
00:32:42Please.
00:32:44Well I.
00:32:46I better call the police.
00:32:48No.
00:32:49No they'd never believe me.
00:32:51They'd think I did it just to revenge last night.
00:32:54But I got to get Maloney out of here.
00:33:02Hello.
00:33:03Hello.
00:33:04This is Mr. Dill.
00:33:06Now look would you ask the Herky Drive Yourself Company to send me a truck right away.
00:33:10Yes and then ask a porter to come up to my room for a trunk.
00:33:14Hmm.
00:33:15How do I feel.
00:33:16I feel fine thank you.
00:33:37I feel fine.
00:33:56Well look who's here.
00:33:59If it ain't William Tell.
00:34:00Hello.
00:34:02What are you moving or something.
00:34:03Just a few samples.
00:34:05Samples of what brew.
00:34:07The lingerie.
00:34:09Oh lingerie.
00:34:11Say.
00:34:11Maybe you got something that'll fit my doll.
00:34:13Let's open it up and see.
00:34:14I haven't the key.
00:34:16With me.
00:34:17Well then we'll bust it open.
00:34:19We got to find the boys Louie.
00:34:21We ain't got time to fool with this.
00:34:22Yeah that's right.
00:34:23OK.
00:34:27Oh.
00:34:29Come on.
00:34:35OK.
00:34:36Careful now.
00:34:37Careful.
00:34:37Don't drop us.
00:34:39Oh there.
00:34:40Come on.
00:34:41Here.
00:34:41Here thanks.
00:34:43Gee five birds.
00:34:45Yeah it's all right.
00:34:46Hey you.
00:34:47Who.
00:34:48Me.
00:34:48Yeah you.
00:34:50You don't think you're going to get away with this do you.
00:34:52We got laws you know.
00:34:53I didn't do it officer.
00:34:54I can explain.
00:34:55Explain nothing.
00:34:56You're blocking the sidewalk.
00:34:57Now get out of here before I give you a ticket.
00:35:00Yes sir.
00:35:01Sir.
00:35:01All right.
00:35:40The End
00:36:09The End
00:36:39The End
00:37:02Can you come right away Judy?
00:37:04You know where it is
00:37:05The Algonquin Plaza
00:37:07Yeah right above Murphy's Laundry
00:37:10Yeah
00:37:11And hurry will you please
00:37:12I'm hungry
00:37:42I'm hungry
00:38:20Oh, who's there?
00:38:22Oh, just a minute.
00:38:29Come in.
00:38:33It's good to see you, Judy.
00:38:35Did you bring the food?
00:38:36Yes, yes.
00:38:38You know, I haven't eaten for six days.
00:38:40That's the only reason I called you.
00:38:41I didn't want to get you mixed up in this.
00:38:43Why did you do it?
00:38:45Well, you don't think I'm the gangster, do you?
00:38:48I don't know what to think.
00:38:49You didn't kill Big Maroney because he wouldn't buy your lingerie.
00:38:52I didn't kill Maroney.
00:38:54Well, then why are you hiding out?
00:38:55Well, it's...
00:38:56Will Allen says you have nothing to worry about.
00:38:58Will Allen?
00:38:59Uh-huh.
00:39:00What's he got to do with this?
00:39:01He's going to defend you.
00:39:02Oh, he's going to defend me.
00:39:05Oh, no.
00:39:06No, I'm not going to be hopeless case number 13.
00:39:10You won't be a hopeless case if you're innocent.
00:39:12Oh, Johnny, listen to me.
00:39:14I don't want you living like this, a fugitive.
00:39:16Always running from place to place.
00:39:18I am innocent.
00:39:19Well, then come back and prove it.
00:39:21Let me call Will.
00:39:22Please, for my sake.
00:39:26Oh, okay.
00:39:27Call him.
00:39:31Main 41011.
00:39:33Yeah, tell him to bring another hamburger.
00:39:39Oh, hurry up with that sandwich, will you, Johnny?
00:39:41I told the reporters we'd be right down.
00:39:44We'd be right down where?
00:39:46Why?
00:39:47You're going to give yourself up on the steps of the city hall.
00:39:50The city hall?
00:39:51Oh, why can't I go down to a policeman on a corner?
00:39:54Oh, no, we've got to do this right, Johnny.
00:39:57Why, I planned a sensational surrender.
00:39:59Well, maybe it'd be better to do it more quietly.
00:40:01Well, no, they're waiting.
00:40:02Well, there'll be reporters, photographers, at least 100,000 people, and the mayor's going to be there.
00:40:07The mayor?
00:40:08Yes, why, this is going to be the biggest surrender since Cornwallis.
00:40:12Will he have to go to jail?
00:40:14Only as a formality.
00:40:15I'll have him out of jail by morning.
00:40:19Public enemy number 21 surrenders.
00:40:24Crowds watch killers surrender to justice that city hall steps.
00:40:29Isn't that great?
00:40:30Oh, what publicity.
00:40:32Will, I thought you were going to get me out on bail this morning.
00:40:36Red tape, Johnny.
00:40:37I'll have you out of this cell by tomorrow.
00:40:41It's been four weeks, and every day you've been telling me you're going to get me out tomorrow.
00:40:46Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:40:48Your trial starts tomorrow.
00:40:50Are you sure you can get me out for my trial?
00:41:00Look at that audience.
00:41:02Didn't I tell you?
00:41:03You're a celebrity.
00:41:04Yes, but for how long?
00:41:07Hello, Johnny.
00:41:08Doesn't he look menacing?
00:41:11Doesn't Johnny look terrible?
00:41:12I just can't believe it.
00:41:15Look at those women.
00:41:16And every one of them in love with you.
00:41:19The whole world loves you, Johnny.
00:41:21I can see 12 people who don't.
00:41:25Look at them.
00:41:26They've got bars in their eyes.
00:41:30So that's the guy that knocked off Nick Moroni.
00:41:33He must be tougher than he looks.
00:41:35You know, he still looks like a poke to me.
00:41:38He don't look trustworthy.
00:41:40His eyes are too close together.
00:41:44Everybody rise.
00:41:54Hear ye, hear ye.
00:41:56The circuit court is now in session.
00:41:58Honorable Richard R. Watson, judge presiding.
00:42:01Be seated.
00:42:08Spade versus Johnny Dill, alias Killer Dill.
00:42:12And you say you heard the defendant threaten the deceased?
00:42:15It was the night before the murder.
00:42:18He was talking on the phone.
00:42:21I don't want to have to bump you off, he says.
00:42:23But any more slip-ups and...
00:42:26I knew he meant...
00:42:32Your witness.
00:42:41Now, you say that my client said any more slip-ups and...
00:42:48Now, does that sound like the sort of thing that public enemy number 21 would do?
00:42:52Public enemy number 21?
00:42:54I object.
00:42:55It is not your place to object, Mr. Dill.
00:42:58It is for your lawyer to object.
00:43:00Well, I object to my lawyer.
00:43:02Well, we are sitting there in a blue cockatoo, minding our own business,
00:43:07when this, this vicious character come over and provoke injury on a boss by mashing his nose into his puss.
00:43:16And this called by the killer.
00:43:18He knew the corpus delicti was reclining in his trunk.
00:43:21And then?
00:43:22And then when my back was turned, he whisked the evidence away from under my nose.
00:43:28I was the porter.
00:43:29Five bucks he gives me to help him load the trunk.
00:43:33Five bucks.
00:43:34I was robbed.
00:43:35That's in the bag, Louie.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:39That'll learn him to go around knocking off my brother.
00:43:49I will now call Miss Millie Gardner.
00:43:51Miss Millie Gardner, take the stand.
00:43:57You swear to tell the truth, all truth and nothing but the truth.
00:44:07Now, Miss Gardner, you have known the defendant for some time, I believe.
00:44:10Oh, yes, for years.
00:44:12He was only selling junior misses when I first knew him.
00:44:15And during this time, you have always found him to be a model citizen?
00:44:18Always.
00:44:19His disguise was perfect.
00:44:23It wasn't a disguise.
00:44:27Order in the court.
00:44:35Yeah, the trial's practically over.
00:44:37I still can't figure out the defense that Dill's lawyer's putting up.
00:44:40The wise money's betting 10 to 1 on Dill's conviction.
00:44:42He was wonderful, so calm and cold and brutal.
00:44:48So glamorous.
00:44:49I knew the minute I saw him he was an important gangster.
00:44:57I haven't got a chance.
00:44:59What are you talking about?
00:45:00I'm talking about my chances.
00:45:02The whole country is calling me public enemy number 21.
00:45:05Shh, quiet.
00:45:07I'll call Miss Judy Parker.
00:45:10Miss Parker, you have known the defendant for quite some time.
00:45:14Yes.
00:45:15Now, would you say that the defendant had the capabilities of a killer?
00:45:18Certainly not.
00:45:20And have you ever had any reason to suspect the defendant of leading a double life?
00:45:25Never.
00:45:26He was always kind and gentle.
00:45:28And even a bit timid.
00:45:30Timid?
00:45:31He talked mostly about settling down.
00:45:34Said he wanted a home in the country and chickens and dogs.
00:45:38He was very sweet.
00:45:40And most considerate.
00:45:42Thank you, Miss Parker.
00:45:44Your witness.
00:45:54That's a very pretty picture you've painted the defendant, Miss Parker.
00:45:57But, of course, we understand why you'd like to see this killer go free.
00:46:03I understand you've announced your intention to marry the defense attorney, William Allen.
00:46:08It'd be quite a feather in his cap if they won this case, wouldn't it?
00:46:11Oh, so that's what you were doing while I was in jail.
00:46:15Sit down, you fool, and shut up.
00:46:16What are you trying to do?
00:46:17Ruin me?
00:46:18Ruin you?
00:46:18I'll kill you.
00:46:19If I must die for murder, it's going to be yours.
00:46:21Yes!
00:46:22Oh, there's a court.
00:46:23I'll be separating these men.
00:46:25Oh, there's a court.
00:46:26What's that?
00:46:29Oh, there's a court.
00:46:33Oh.
00:46:36Oh, there's a court.
00:46:41Oh, there's a court.
00:46:51Request granted.
00:46:53The evidence shows that Maroney wore an 18 and a half collar.
00:46:57Yes, that's right.
00:46:59Would the court ask Mr. Allen what the size of his collar is?
00:47:03Well, 15 and a half.
00:47:05Then how could a man who couldn't choke a 15 and a half neck
00:47:08be able to break an 18 and a half neck?
00:47:39Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, have you reached a verdict?
00:47:43We have, Your Honor.
00:47:45Defendant will rise and face the jury.
00:47:55How does the jury find?
00:47:58Not guilty.
00:48:06I'm not guilty.
00:48:08I'm not guilty.
00:48:09I'm not guilty.
00:48:11Oh no.
00:48:16Oh, he's gone.
00:48:19I want to talk to that mouthpiece.
00:48:21You wait for me.
00:48:24Innocent, huh?
00:48:25How do you like that?
00:48:27Not guilty.
00:48:28Well, he ain't going to get away with it.
00:48:30Leave it to me, boss.
00:48:32I'll get him.
00:48:34Alan.
00:48:35Yes?
00:48:36There's a pretty cute little trick you pulled off there.
00:48:39Part of the business, just part of the business.
00:48:42You know, I could use a smart mouthpiece like you.
00:48:44Why don't you call me sometime?
00:48:47Mabuse.
00:48:49You know, that client of yours, that killer dill, must be a pretty rough boy.
00:48:53Well, you have to be to put big Maroney out of business.
00:48:56That's what I mean.
00:48:58Maybe you could arrange a meeting.
00:49:02Yeah, I'll call you.
00:49:15Thanks.
00:49:15Thanks a million.
00:49:17You don't remember me, do you, Mr. Alan?
00:49:19Oh, should I?
00:49:20Well, I started you on your career.
00:49:23Oh?
00:49:24I was your first client.
00:49:25Oh, really?
00:49:26Yes.
00:49:27I got a parking ticket, and you wouldn't let me pay the $5 fine.
00:49:31Oh, yes.
00:49:32But I appealed the case.
00:49:34And I got 10 days in jail.
00:49:36I knew when you had things beginning to look so bad for that guy, he just had to be innocent.
00:49:42Sure, he's guilty.
00:49:43Nobody believes otherwise.
00:49:45It was a trick defense.
00:49:46They must have rehearsed it for weeks.
00:49:47Yeah, that Alan's a smart lawyer.
00:49:49Right here.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52All right, my boots.
00:49:53I'll handle a whole deal.
00:49:54Right.
00:49:58That looks fine.
00:50:05Yes?
00:50:06Mr. Dill is here, Mr. Alan.
00:50:08Oh, send him right in.
00:50:10Hiya, killer.
00:50:12Oh, you folks run along with you.
00:50:14I've got some business to talk over with the big boy.
00:50:16Sit down, old man.
00:50:20Well, how does it feel to be a free man?
00:50:22Free?
00:50:23The whole world still thinks I'm guilty.
00:50:26Well, you're not behind bars anyway, thanks to my brilliant defense.
00:50:30Your brilliant defense convinced everyone that I'm public enemy number 21.
00:50:34That's why I sent you to come up here.
00:50:36Oh.
00:50:36I fixed it for you to join Mabuse and his mob.
00:50:38Well, that's...
00:50:40Mabuse and his mob?
00:50:41Yeah.
00:50:42They want you to be their leader.
00:50:44I don't want to be their leader.
00:50:46Oh, now look, Will, you know that I'm not a gangster.
00:50:49Ah, but they don't.
00:50:51They think you're a pretty tough hombre.
00:50:53Well, I...
00:50:53I'm not.
00:50:56Well, unfortunately, you're going to have to be.
00:50:58For your own protection.
00:51:00What do you mean, for my own protection?
00:51:02Louis Moroni is after you.
00:51:04Louis Moroni is after me?
00:51:06He's trying to square things for the murder of his brother.
00:51:08Oh.
00:51:08And he still thinks you did it.
00:51:10Oh.
00:51:10Now, joining up with Mabuse will give you not only protection, but prestige.
00:51:15No, no, no.
00:51:15I'd only get into more trouble.
00:51:17Now, look, look, please.
00:51:18I tried being a gangster for just one night, and look what I got into.
00:51:22No, no, Will.
00:51:23I am going back to selling lingerie.
00:51:27If you live.
00:51:30Louis Moroni can do what he wants.
00:51:46Tell Mabuse I'll be right over, as soon as I pack.
00:51:49Well, you don't have to pack, Johnny.
00:51:50You can go right on staying at the same hotel.
00:51:52Oh, no.
00:51:53That Moroni bunch is always hanging around there.
00:51:55I'm moving in with Mabuse.
00:51:57Mabuse has already moved in with you.
00:51:59You see, your hotel is now in Mabuse territory.
00:52:03Oh.
00:52:03Why?
00:52:04They'll take care of you like a baby.
00:52:06But what good will that do me?
00:52:07I'll be safe, but they'll still think I'm a killer.
00:52:10Oh, my kind of a life isn't worth saving.
00:52:13Well, now, wait a minute.
00:52:14Have you thought of this?
00:52:15This might be your chance to find the killer.
00:52:18Yeah.
00:52:19Yeah, that's an idea.
00:52:21But how am I going to get back to my hotel?
00:52:23They've got field artillery outside the door.
00:52:26Wait a minute.
00:52:26Come on.
00:52:31Wait a minute.
00:52:32Wait a minute.
00:52:35The coast is clear.
00:52:36Now make a run for it.
00:53:00Let's get after him.
00:53:02Let's get after him.
00:53:24Can't this thing go any faster?
00:53:27Pretty hot in this town.
00:53:28What do you want me to do, get pinched?
00:53:47What did you stop for just when we had him?
00:53:49But this is the borderline, little Joe.
00:53:51Ain't you seen the new map?
00:53:55Look, this is my boat's territory now.
00:53:59You know, these changing frontiers confuse me.
00:54:04Hey, boss, get a load of this.
00:54:07The killer sure goes for the dames.
00:54:16He must have a harem.
00:54:18And all sizes.
00:54:21All right, now look, you guys.
00:54:23Killer Dill isn't going to be a permanent fixture around here like you may think.
00:54:27He doesn't know it yet, but we're just going to make use of him until the right time comes.
00:54:31Then he goes for a ride.
00:54:32And you jump from public enemy number 24 to 21.
00:54:36That's right.
00:54:37I skipped two grades that way.
00:54:40Pretty sharp, boss.
00:54:41And stop calling me boss.
00:54:43Call him the boss.
00:54:44That way you don't get wise.
00:54:47Put that stuff away.
00:54:48Just kidding, people.
00:54:49Oh, gee.
00:54:54Ah!
00:55:01Ducks!
00:55:07Ah!
00:55:14Good luz!
00:55:17Yes.
00:55:18Thank you so much.
00:55:24I'm leaving. There ain't nobody big enough to hold me back.
00:55:52Take it easy, killer, will you?
00:55:54Oh. Welcome home, boss. Come on in. Yeah. Any of your friends got any friends, boss? Cut it. Yeah, cut
00:56:06it. Let's get down to business, killer. I just been thinking, why don't we show the world we got a
00:56:13legal contract, you and us? Let's knock off the blue cockatoo tonight. Shove the Moroni gang right out. Yeah, why
00:56:22not?
00:56:37Hey, there's Jonesy.
00:56:43Yeah. Mr. Dill, the elite lingerie salesman. Get rid of him. I don't want any of his lingerie. Killer, Dill.
00:56:55Oh. Hello, Mr. Dill. Hi. Why haven't you been in to see us lately? We miss you. Missed me? I
00:57:02couldn't get past your secretary here. She said you never wanted to see me.
00:57:06What? There's a grave error somewhere, Miss Crawford. I wonder if I could impose on you at this moment, killer.
00:57:12Hmm? I wonder if I could persuade you to take an order for, say, a dozen of each of your
00:57:17samples.
00:57:17Oh, a dozen? Well, uh, make it two dozen. Two? Well, five is the best I can really do. Five?
00:57:27Oh, that's wonderful. That's fine. All right.
00:57:33I'm glad he didn't bump the old boy off. Not here. Gee. Gee, thanks. I'll see you. I just knocked
00:57:46off an order from one of the toughest guys in underwear. In what? In the underworld.
00:57:55I'm glad you dropped in, killer. I got some business to talk over with you. Yeah? I would appreciate very
00:58:01much if that Maroney gang would take their crummy beer to someplace else. As a matter of fact, that's exactly
00:58:07what we came to talk to you about, ain't it, killer? Yeah.
00:58:11Show us to our table and we'll talk this thing over. Yes, sir. This way, please.
00:58:23You heard what happened at the Blue Cockatoo last night? We got dispossessed. Yeah, I heard. Yeah, I heard. And
00:58:30Killer Dill is muscling in on our territory. I thought you were going to take care of him.
00:58:34Don't worry. I'll get him. How? That Maboos mob will keep him tighter than Alcatraz on a Saturday night. Yeah.
00:58:42Wait a minute. I just got an idea.
00:58:46Okay, my scientific friend. Spill it. I moved in with the Maboos mob.
00:58:55You ain't figuring on giving us the cross, little Joe. Listen, will you? We pretend we had a fight. Then
00:59:01you publicly exonerate me.
00:59:03Exonerate you? Throw you out? That's right. Then I'm unemployed. I need a job. So what do I do?
00:59:12I go through the Maboos mob for employment. I'm beginning to catch you. Now I am his bodyguard, see?
00:59:20And there ain't nothing at all to fix it so I can be alone with him. And then...
00:59:28And that's all there was to it. I had mush nose on the end of my gun. A rod.
00:59:35Well, if I had my rod with me, I could show you better.
00:59:39Use this, boss. I picked this up for my kid's valentine this morning.
00:59:43Oh, yeah. So I said to mush nose,
00:59:47Okay, start them hands climbing. Higher.
00:59:51One more move out of you and your middle name is lead, see?
00:59:55And what did mush nose do?
00:59:56Mush nose turns and springs like a panther.
00:59:59Okay, mush nose, I said. You asked for it. Now take it.
01:00:06Why, you...
01:00:07Oh, I'm sorry, Maboos. I didn't know it was a water gun.
01:00:11It's okay.
01:00:13Forget it.
01:00:16Get your kicks while you can, boss. That's what I always say.
01:00:20Yeah.
01:00:22What you just did was slow suicide.
01:00:25I told you I put it for my kid, boss. I didn't know it was loaded.
01:00:29Ah, forget it.
01:00:31Forget it.
01:00:32Say, Maboos, did you check on that rumor?
01:00:34Yeah, but it's not a rumor.
01:00:36Little Joe really had a beep at the Maroney Bunch?
01:00:38That's right, and he's joining our mob.
01:00:40He's on his way over here right now.
01:00:43Of course, if that's all right with you, boss.
01:00:45Oh, sure, sure.
01:00:49Sure.
01:00:56Hiya, fellas.
01:00:58Good afternoon.
01:00:59Good afternoon, Mr. Little Joe.
01:01:01Say, boys, I could use Little Joe.
01:01:04I got news for you.
01:01:06Hi.
01:01:08Public enemy number 21.
01:01:11Public enemy number 21?
01:01:15Killer deal.
01:01:17In fact, I was on my way over now to see about his health.
01:01:21Oh, well, let's just do it.
01:01:23You're done.
01:01:24Let's just do it.
01:01:26Let's just do it.
01:01:27Let's just do it.
01:01:28Let's just do it.
01:01:35Oh.
01:01:36Well, boss, you let the blue cockatoo off pretty easy.
01:01:38Only 200 cases.
01:01:40That's all he could handle.
01:01:42He said if we put in 400 cases, there wouldn't be room for people to dance.
01:01:46Oh, he did.
01:01:47Well, maybe a beer bottle across his skull would have changed his mind.
01:01:51Who's given the orders around here?
01:01:54Oh, well, you are a killer.
01:01:56I'm sorry.
01:01:57No offense.
01:02:04Here, my boss.
01:02:05We collected 80 bucks so far.
01:02:06Oh, that's good.
01:02:07That's fine.
01:02:08Hey, boss, would you like to go in on these flowers, Bruce?
01:02:10Who died?
01:02:12How do you like that?
01:02:13Always thinking of business.
01:02:15No, no.
01:02:15This is for a wedding.
01:02:17A mouthpiece is getting married.
01:02:20What?
01:02:20Yeah, Will Allen, you know.
01:02:22He's marrying that cute little chick, Judy Parker.
01:02:24By the way, my boots, little Joe is waiting outside.
01:02:27Oh, he is.
01:02:27We'll send him in.
01:02:28Is that all right with you, boss?
01:02:30Yeah.
01:02:30Okay.
01:02:31Yeah, sure.
01:02:35Hey, killer.
01:02:38What's the matter with you?
01:02:39Nothing.
01:02:41Nothing's the matter.
01:02:46Well, hi, you little Joe.
01:02:48Hi.
01:02:50Hey, boss.
01:02:52You know little Joe, don't you?
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:53Who he met?
01:02:56Never thought I'd be working for you, boss.
01:02:59Okay, little Joe.
01:02:59Come on, what's with?
01:03:03I got a steer for you, my boots.
01:03:05The 51 Club.
01:03:06Now, what's the deal?
01:03:08They're tired of the Maroney Hooch.
01:03:10They're ready for somebody with a proposition.
01:03:13You wouldn't be playing games with it, would you, little Joe?
01:03:16Now, don't I look screwed up?
01:03:17Okay.
01:03:19Hey, boss, maybe we'd better take a run over there right now.
01:03:23Hey, boss.
01:03:24Huh?
01:03:25Oh, oh, you, you go on, huh?
01:03:27I don't feel like going out today.
01:03:30Maybe I better not go, too.
01:03:31I'm hot in that territory.
01:03:33That's right.
01:03:33Maybe you better not.
01:03:35Hey, killer.
01:03:36Keep an eye on little Joe.
01:03:37Don't let him get frisky.
01:03:39Yeah.
01:03:40I'll watch him.
01:03:41Where do we pick up the boys?
01:03:43They're down in the lobby with the pinball machine.
01:03:44Hey, we pick them up on the way out.
01:03:48Oh, and here's a tip on your spiel.
01:04:01Judy, you can't marry him.
01:04:03Alan's no good for you.
01:04:04He'll only make your life miserable.
01:04:09Why don't you go and fight for the girl you love?
01:04:12You and your big talk about mush nose.
01:04:15Why don't you act the way you talk?
01:04:23I'm going to stop you, Alan.
01:04:27I'm going to kill you, you double-crosser.
01:04:31Take it easy, killer.
01:04:32Don't shoot.
01:04:32I'll sing.
01:04:36You will?
01:04:39Yeah.
01:04:40It was me.
01:04:41I killed Moroni.
01:04:42Oh, well, you caused me an awful lot of trouble, you know.
01:04:46I didn't mean to kill her.
01:04:47Honest, I didn't.
01:04:48Put that gun down, William.
01:04:49It might go off.
01:04:50Yes, it might, and it will.
01:04:52I was going to tell you about it before, killer.
01:04:54Honest, I was, but something got coming up.
01:04:56I couldn't get to you.
01:04:57You were?
01:04:58Yeah.
01:05:00It was on my conscience.
01:05:01Something excruciating.
01:05:02Now, will you put that gun down?
01:05:04Wait a minute.
01:05:05You're going to write that confession.
01:05:08Here.
01:05:09Here's some paper.
01:05:11Now, you put it down on there or else.
01:05:13Now, look.
01:05:14Hey, let's go more carefully, William.
01:05:16It might go off.
01:05:16I'll give the orders here.
01:05:18You write.
01:05:21With your hands up.
01:05:22How am I going to write with my hands up?
01:05:25Against the wall.
01:05:31I am a...
01:05:34How do you spell rat?
01:05:35R-A.
01:05:36Look, just put down that you killed Moroni how you did it,
01:05:39and then sign it.
01:05:40Oh, okay.
01:05:56Here you are, killer.
01:05:58All in black and white.
01:05:59Oh, gee.
01:06:00Thanks, little Joe.
01:06:01Hi.
01:06:02Now, you didn't think the use was going to get it, did you?
01:06:05No, wait.
01:06:05Please.
01:06:05I was just feeling...
01:06:06I'm going to blow your brains out.
01:06:08Please, don't.
01:06:10Why, you dirty little...
01:06:12Look, I'll get to the same way I got Moroni.
01:06:15You ain't going to do nothing, little Joe.
01:06:18No more, you ain't.
01:06:20It's a lucky thing I came up to check on you.
01:06:50You ain't going to do nothing, little Joe.
01:06:53You ain't going to do nothing.
01:06:58I don't know.
01:06:59You ain't going to do nothing.
01:07:03No, no, no.
01:07:04Oh, my God.
01:07:06Oh, Peter!
01:07:08Oh.
01:07:11Oh, Peter!
01:07:16Oh.
01:07:17Oh, Peter!
01:07:22Oh, Peter!
01:07:22Oh, Peter!
01:07:22Come on!
01:07:34Oh gosh 10 floors should have been 40.
01:07:45Oh little Joe killed when.
01:07:51Oh I see okay thanks my booze my booze that awful gangster I don't like him well now Judy it's
01:08:00clients like that to pay for honeymoons but since our honeymoon can only be for two weeks I don't see
01:08:05why it shouldn't be paid for by nicer clients on now honey you might have told me you were getting
01:08:12married today well I tried to but you were too busy well I've never been that busy what is that?
01:08:18Well it's a confession little Joe confessed to the murder of Moroni no yes you realize what that means it'll
01:08:25prove that I'm not a public enemy I can put them a boost gang and I don't have to be
01:08:30afraid of Moroni anymore.
01:08:31Oh Johnny I'm so happy for you now you really are free well it always was free I proved that
01:08:37in court yes but you didn't prove that I wasn't a gangster this does all right it does.
01:08:43It also proves a lot of other things you can hurt a lot of people with this little piece of
01:08:48paper Johnny what do you mean hurt a lot of people well suddenly you're not public enemy number 21.
01:08:54It would make Mabuse the laughing stock of the country well if it's only Mabuse it's going to hurt you
01:08:59let them laugh I don't care well I wouldn't care either if it didn't affect Judy.
01:09:06Judy.
01:09:09The effect is indirect I know and I don't care about losing my law practice I'm not thinking of myself
01:09:15but you wouldn't want to throw anything in the way of Judy's happiness would you Johnny.
01:09:18Oh no well then let's destroy this before it does any damage.
01:09:26There now you have nothing to worry about.
01:09:30No I guess not.
01:09:34Well good luck to both of you thanks.
01:09:39You mind if I kiss the bride.
01:09:41No go right ahead.
01:09:50I hope you'll both be very happy.
01:10:02Well that straightens him out.
01:10:05I'm glad you did that.
01:10:07Are you Judy.
01:10:09Oh I was afraid you might misunderstand.
01:10:11I understand perfectly.
01:10:13Oh that's swell.
01:10:15Now we have a date with the minister.
01:10:16No well I've got a date with public enemy number 21 you see I like my hoodlum smile.
01:10:30Johnny Johnny aren't you going to come to my wedding.
01:10:35No I couldn't stand to watch you getting married to somebody else.
01:10:39Well if I beg you will you come.
01:10:42No but you've got to.
01:10:44Why.
01:10:45How can I marry you if you're not there.
01:10:49What did you say.
01:10:51I said how can I marry you if you're not there.
01:10:54Oh.
01:10:55Oh Judy.
01:11:02Did I say mild.
01:11:07Telephone Mr. Allen it's Mr. Mabuse.
01:11:18I got you and Louie in jail.
01:11:21And the McPheeders brothers too.
01:11:24Well I'll be right down with Bill.
01:11:27What's that.
01:11:29Oh are you kidding.
01:11:30Why they can't put me in jail.
01:11:35Hey buddy.
01:11:36Do you know where I can get a good lawyer.
01:11:38I know a good guy.
01:11:40You do.
01:11:40He defended Killer Dill.
01:11:42A lawyer named Will Allen.
01:11:45No.
01:11:47No.
01:11:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.