A theatrical troupe headed by a flashy showman finds itself in the tiny--and bankrupt--kingdom of Belgardia. The showman falls in love with the daughter of the dotty king, who has promised her to another. Complications ensue.
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00:01:42Very exact timing,
00:01:43I was noticing the same thing,
00:01:46Mr. Brokton.
00:01:48Do you think we'll have much fun
00:01:50when we get to Paris?
00:01:51I can't wait that long.
00:01:52I've got my son spotted right now.
00:01:54There?
00:01:55Right behind me in the straw hand.
00:01:59He ain't a type.
00:02:00Mason, dear,
00:02:01anybody that can take himself a man
00:02:03secretary to Europe is a type of meat.
00:02:05My name ain't Maxine Mathur.
00:02:07What's your name?
00:02:08You know, mechanical perfection
00:02:10always interests me.
00:02:12Huh?
00:02:12Oh, quite right.
00:02:15Very neat precision, don't you, sir?
00:02:17I can do better.
00:02:19Who are they?
00:02:20Kelly's affairs of 1934.
00:02:23Kelly's affairs?
00:02:24All of them?
00:02:28This fellow Kelly must be quite a person.
00:02:31No, no, it's a girl's show.
00:02:33You've heard of the Ziegfeld Follies?
00:02:34Well, this is Kelly's affairs of 1934.
00:02:38Nevertheless, I think this fellow Kelly
00:02:40must lead a wild, disgraceful life.
00:02:44Oh, pardon me.
00:02:47My name is J. Ashmore Brockton.
00:02:49And mine is James W. Kelly.
00:02:54Well, well, how embarrassing.
00:02:56I must have offended him.
00:02:58Oh, don't let it bother you.
00:03:00Have a cigar.
00:03:01Girls, I want to talk to you.
00:03:03She's running to the salon.
00:03:05Yes, Mr. Kelly.
00:03:06Come on, do it the boss stance.
00:03:07Scram into the salon.
00:03:09Here, will you go.
00:03:11Oh, I beg your pardon.
00:03:13I thought you were one of my girls.
00:03:14Really?
00:03:15Well, what I mean to say is, or was.
00:03:25I'll bet his father was a hotel detective.
00:03:28You ought to know.
00:03:31Wait a minute.
00:03:58Now listen, girls.
00:03:59This show's going to Paris.
00:04:01You all have contracts.
00:04:02I want you to remember it's a business trip.
00:04:04Yes, Mr. Kelly.
00:04:05I've agreed to deliver an entire cast.
00:04:07So if any of you think you're going to grab off a rich husband
00:04:09and quit show business, you're all wrong.
00:04:11Yes, Mr. Kelly.
00:04:13So remember, just keep your minds on your feet
00:04:14and off your hearts.
00:04:16In other words, stay away from the men.
00:04:18Yes, Mr. Kelly.
00:04:20And it's understood.
00:04:21No romance this trip.
00:04:27Okay, Happy.
00:04:28You tell them the rest.
00:04:29I've got to go see the captain.
00:04:32Yes, Mr. Kelly.
00:04:48No, Mr. Kelly.
00:04:57Two hundred and seven.
00:04:58Miss Catherine Bell and Maid.
00:05:01And just who is Miss Catherine Bell?
00:05:03I don't know, sir, but she seems to be a person
00:05:05of considerable importance.
00:05:10And is there anything else, sir?
00:05:12Yes, sir.
00:05:14Who has two hundred and nine?
00:05:17It's Bacon.
00:05:18You mean, uh, it was Bacon.
00:05:23Yes, sir.
00:05:24It was Bacon.
00:05:37I'm as happy as a lark
00:05:40Flying through the clouds above
00:05:43Here I stand
00:05:46Oh!
00:05:48Oh!
00:05:49It's grand
00:05:50I'm right next door to love
00:05:53Once I whistle in the dark
00:05:56Oh, Kelly.
00:05:57Kelly.
00:05:58Don't do it.
00:06:00Please don't do it, Kelly.
00:06:02Do what?
00:06:03Fall in love.
00:06:05Who's falling in love?
00:06:07You are.
00:06:08On account of every time you yodel in the back
00:06:10you fall in love
00:06:11And every time you fall in love
00:06:13you get in trouble
00:06:14And every time you get in trouble
00:06:14I gotta fix it
00:06:15Oh, Kelly.
00:06:17Don't do it.
00:06:17Please don't do it.
00:06:30Heard about a guy called Cupid
00:06:33Funny little love decode
00:06:37Thought he was insane
00:06:39Bringing everyone pain
00:06:41He was off my list
00:06:48I'll admit that I was stupid
00:06:51Laughing at the fair-haired boy
00:06:55With his little dart
00:06:58He awakened my heart
00:07:01To the jaws I'd miss
00:07:09I'm as happy as a lark
00:07:13Flying through the sky above
00:07:17See it's grand
00:07:20Here I stand
00:07:22Right next door to love
00:07:26Once I whistled in the dark
00:07:30Now I'm cooing like a dove
00:07:34Who's hangs high
00:07:37Here am I
00:07:39Right next door to love
00:07:45Please unlock
00:07:47The door for happiness
00:07:58If I knock
00:08:01Will your heart
00:08:09Answer yes
00:08:11Please say yes
00:08:17You will fit within my arms
00:08:22Like a hand within a glove
00:08:27Come right in
00:08:30The walls are thin
00:08:32I'm right next door to love
00:08:35Hey, hey
00:08:38Remember what you said now
00:08:40This ain't no pleasure trip
00:08:42It's business
00:08:44I mean business
00:08:46This time
00:09:01Good morning, girls
00:09:03Good morning, Mr. Kelly
00:09:04How do you like the ocean this morning?
00:09:06Oh, I think it's awfully cute
00:09:10If you think that this proposition is worthy
00:09:12Hey
00:09:14How did she get that so quickly?
00:09:16Oh, she just had one of her little spells
00:09:18It was a dropsy
00:09:19A dropsy?
00:09:20Yes
00:09:21First she dropped her bag
00:09:22And he picked it up
00:09:23Then she dropped her book
00:09:24And he picked that up
00:09:25Then she dropped her handkerchief
00:09:27And she picked him up
00:09:28Yes, Mr. Kelly
00:09:29I want you girls to understand
00:09:31Give me your handkerchief
00:09:36Come on, your handkerchief
00:09:54Old lady
00:10:01You dropped your handkerchief
00:10:04Oh, Mr. Kelly
00:10:09Now I'll show you just what I mean
00:10:11Rodney
00:10:12Yes, Mr. Pinson
00:10:14The Bulgarian contract
00:10:15Yes, sir
00:10:16Oh, you play contract?
00:10:18I'm just trying to learn
00:10:20No, no, no, my dear
00:10:21You misunderstand
00:10:22You see, my contract
00:10:23Is with the king of Belgardia
00:10:25He's engaged me as efficiency engineer
00:10:27The Belgardian papers, sir
00:10:28Yes, thank you
00:10:29You see, this is my contract
00:10:31With the king
00:10:32And I might add
00:10:32That it's a very valuable document
00:10:34Oh, it's pretty, isn't it?
00:10:38I don't see anything
00:10:40About money in here
00:10:42Why, there it is
00:10:43I'm to receive
00:10:44One hundred thousand
00:10:46Pursuiters
00:10:46That's the Bulgarian
00:10:47Unit of Exchange
00:10:49You've heard of the
00:10:50Pursuiters
00:10:51Oh, sure
00:10:52Life, liberty,
00:10:53And the pursuit of happiness
00:10:55Yes
00:10:56No
00:10:57Oh, dear
00:10:58I'm afraid I'll never learn
00:11:00On account of maybe
00:11:01I'm too young
00:11:02To understand about money
00:11:03Oh, now
00:11:04Don't you be discouraged, my dear
00:11:07Just you come and see me
00:11:08Every day
00:11:09And I'll explain it to you
00:11:10Step by step
00:11:11Oh, that's sweet of you
00:11:13Mr. Pinson
00:11:14But I'm afraid I can't
00:11:16On account of Mr. Kelly
00:11:18Why, Mr. Kelly?
00:11:20Well, you see
00:11:20He's pretty strict
00:11:21About our having genuine friends
00:11:22On account of he has me
00:11:24Under contract to him
00:11:25And I have to do
00:11:25Just what he tells me
00:11:28Now, if you had my contract
00:11:30I'd have to do
00:11:31Just what you tell me
00:11:32Wouldn't I?
00:11:34I suppose so
00:11:35Hmm
00:11:36Oh, Ardney
00:11:38Yes, sir
00:11:39See Mr. Kelly
00:11:40And attend to this matter
00:11:42Oh, Ashmore
00:11:43Shall I buy
00:11:44The young lady's contract, sir?
00:11:46Buy, of course
00:11:47Uh-huh
00:11:58Mr. Kelly
00:11:59I'm Kelly
00:12:00I have come to see you
00:12:02On a very important matter
00:12:03Will you join us?
00:12:05Thank you
00:12:05Partender
00:12:06Another glass
00:12:07Fix yourself up, bud
00:12:08Thank you, sir
00:12:10I'll take a cigar
00:12:13I'll smoke it
00:12:13When I get off duty
00:12:15Mr. Kelly
00:12:16You'd give a charming lady
00:12:17Great happiness
00:12:18If you'd sell her contracts
00:12:20What are you talking about?
00:12:21Miss Maxine Latour
00:12:23Well, who the deuce are you?
00:12:24I'm Mr. J. Ashmore
00:12:26Brocton's secretary
00:12:29Yeah?
00:12:30Then talk to my secretary
00:12:35Both want to buy
00:12:36The whole show?
00:12:36Oh, no
00:12:37No, just Miss Latour
00:12:41Can't do that
00:12:51Bust up her whole troop
00:12:53She's a featured dancer
00:12:55Mr. Brocton will be very disappointed
00:12:57His wrath will know no bounds
00:13:03Oh, don't let that bother you
00:13:04Have a cigar
00:13:16Well, I'll be hearing from you
00:13:18Well, I'll be hearing from you
00:13:30You know what you could
00:13:39Is the lady of the house at home?
00:13:42I'm working my way through college
00:13:44And I thought that possibly
00:13:45She might be interested in
00:13:47A lady's home companion
00:13:49No, Mr. Kelly
00:14:07I'll be hearing from you
00:14:20Oh, Ashmore
00:14:22Good morning, Maxine
00:14:24Oh, don't you just love roller skates?
00:14:26Yes, indeed
00:14:26They remind me of my youth
00:14:28Did you skate much?
00:14:29No, never
00:14:30But they still remind me of my youth
00:14:32Oh, that's too bad
00:14:34Because I'm just crazy about men's skates
00:14:36Oh, they're so athletic
00:14:38Yes
00:14:39May I borrow your skates?
00:14:41Oh, but Ashmore, you might get hurt
00:14:43Oh, touch it, touch it
00:14:47Skating is merely a matter of concentration
00:14:49And coordination
00:14:51It's merely, merely child's play
00:14:55Easy as falling off a log
00:14:58Oh, Ashmore
00:14:59Oh, Ashmore, you're hurt
00:15:03A slight miscalculation
00:15:05Well, let me help you
00:15:08Maxine
00:15:09Maxine
00:15:10I want you to do that
00:15:29Maxine
00:15:43Oh, fancy meeting you here
00:15:45I just thought I'd drop in
00:15:47Won't you have dinner with me?
00:15:49I'd love to have dinner with you tonight
00:15:51Swell
00:15:55Sylvie, I'm on fire
00:15:57It's the liniment, Your Highness
00:15:59No, silly
00:16:00It's the American
00:16:00He's the nicest man I've ever met
00:16:03I'm simply
00:16:05No, I just can't think of the word
00:16:07Isn't that, Your Highness?
00:16:09Thank you, Sylvia
00:16:10That's the word
00:16:11I'm simply nuts about him
00:16:16Hello?
00:16:17Hello?
00:16:18I'm as happy as a lark
00:16:21Flying through the clouds above
00:16:24Gee, it's grand
00:16:27Here I stand
00:16:29Right next door to love
00:16:32Once I whistled in the dark
00:16:36Now I'm cooing like a dove
00:16:40Who sang hi
00:16:42Here am I
00:16:44Right next door to love
00:16:47Please unlock the door to happiness
00:16:54If I knock with your heart
00:17:00Answer yes
00:17:02Please say yes
00:17:04You will fit within my arms
00:17:07Like a hand within a glove
00:17:11Come on in
00:17:14The walls are in
00:17:15I'm right next door to love
00:17:25You know, I'm an awful dud
00:17:27Why?
00:17:29Oh, I don't know
00:17:31I've made love to dozens of women
00:17:32And dozens of plays
00:17:34Now that I'm really in love
00:17:36I...
00:17:38I don't know what to say
00:17:39Well, what would you say
00:17:41If you were in the theater
00:17:41Oh, that would be simple
00:17:43Here
00:17:45Now this is the stage
00:17:47And this is the proscenium march
00:17:50Now over here
00:17:51Are the wings
00:17:53And over here
00:17:55Is a bench
00:17:58And you
00:18:01Are seated on the bench
00:18:04Then I come on over here
00:18:11And you look up and sigh
00:18:12And then you say
00:18:13You shouldn't have come Montmorency
00:18:16Think
00:18:16My father
00:18:19And I look back at you
00:18:20And then the orchestra strikes a chord
00:18:27Believe me
00:18:28My days begin and end with you
00:18:34Always believe me
00:18:40Without you, days gone
00:18:47Believe me
00:18:50My nights are dreams that blend in you
00:18:57You'll never leave me
00:19:03From the dusk till the dawn
00:19:11It's you alone
00:19:14Inspiring my each
00:19:17And ever
00:19:22My very own
00:19:26My heart is your throne
00:19:29Forever
00:19:34And ever
00:19:39Believe me
00:19:43I'll worship you
00:19:46My home
00:19:48My home
00:19:50My home
00:19:53Always believe me
00:19:59When I say
00:20:03I love you
00:20:12My home
00:20:14My home
00:20:27What's the trouble, Happy?
00:20:29Can be, read this
00:20:31What?
00:20:45Is there anything wrong?
00:20:51I'm afraid the show's over.
00:20:59That's a fine bunch of friends.
00:21:01Listen to this.
00:21:02No.
00:21:03I should say not.
00:21:05Nothing doing.
00:21:06Anyway, Santa Claus is dead.
00:21:09If they had any other way of saying no, they'd have used it.
00:21:14We'll get out of it somehow.
00:21:16We've been broke before.
00:21:18Yeah, I know it.
00:21:19We didn't have a gang of women on our hands, though.
00:21:22Say, do you realize we haven't got enough dough to bring them back home?
00:21:25Oh, boy.
00:21:27Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but it's not for you.
00:21:31A radiogram from Mr. Brockton.
00:21:54Anything wrong, sir?
00:21:56Everything.
00:21:58This is most distressing.
00:22:00Why did I ever become an efficiency engineer?
00:22:02It was very inefficient of you.
00:22:06What's that?
00:22:07I mean, it was a trifle inefficient for a man of your great intelligence.
00:22:12Intelligence.
00:22:12Bah!
00:22:13What good is it when I see a lot of brainless idiots making a success?
00:22:17Look at those two fools over there enjoying a perfectly lovely trip with...
00:22:21without a thing to worry about.
00:22:27You know what burns me up, happy, is to see a couple of saps like that sitting on top of
00:22:31the world.
00:22:32We'd have been better off if you'd have sold to Maxine's contract when he wanted us.
00:22:36Yeah.
00:22:37Well, uh, the trick is to see a horse trade, Rodney.
00:22:37Rodney.
00:22:38Rodney.
00:22:38Rodney.
00:22:39Yes, sir?
00:22:40Do you think I could manage a theatrical troupe of young ladies?
00:22:43You always were an expert at figures, sir.
00:22:49Happy?
00:22:50Our troubles are over.
00:22:52How come?
00:22:52Well, I'll give him Maxine's contract if he takes the rest of the gals with us.
00:22:57Kelly, you're a genius.
00:22:59Did you ever see a horse trade, Rodney?
00:23:03No, sir.
00:23:04Well, um, the trick is to trade the horse that you don't want for the one that you do want.
00:23:12Understand?
00:23:14Perfectly.
00:23:15But, uh, we have no horse.
00:23:18Give me that Belgardian contract.
00:23:21That's our horse.
00:23:22But you can't trade this contract.
00:23:25It's worthless, sir.
00:23:27They don't know that.
00:23:29You heard.
00:23:33Yes, sir?
00:23:34Will you ask those two gentlemen over there if they will join us in a drink, please?
00:23:38Ask the gentlemen over there if they'll join us in a drink.
00:23:41Yes, sir.
00:23:45Mr. Kelly would like you to join him in a drink.
00:23:48Mr. Brockton would like you to join him in a drink.
00:23:53Certainly.
00:23:54Yes.
00:24:01We can have a drink.
00:24:04We can have a drink.
00:24:06We can have a drink, please.
00:24:09Have one yourself, Rodney.
00:24:10Thanks, sir.
00:24:11But, uh, I'm not allowed to drink on duty.
00:24:13Well, here.
00:24:14Have a couple of cigars.
00:24:15Oh, thank you.
00:24:20Several days ago, you offered to buy Mr. Tua's contract.
00:24:23Now, uh, I've been thinking it over.
00:24:25Yes, so am I, Mr. Kelly.
00:24:26Mm-hmm.
00:24:27Now, if I wanted to buy your whole show, um, you might have felt differently.
00:24:32Well, uh, uh, I've never thought of selling.
00:24:36But if I did, it would have to be an awfully good proposition.
00:24:40Of course, I hadn't thought of buying.
00:24:43But if I did, I, I might lay $500 down, uh, just like that.
00:24:51Then what would you say?
00:24:53Why, I brought those kids up from chorus girls.
00:24:56Even if I wanted to sell my show, which I don't,
00:25:00it would take a lot more than $500.
00:25:04Well, of course, if I really wanted to buy your show,
00:25:08I might raise that $500 to $1,000.
00:25:13That's perfectly ridiculous.
00:25:15Say, if I sold my show, I wouldn't know what to do with myself.
00:25:17Well, I can fix that.
00:25:20I have a contract here with the King of Belgardia
00:25:23that will pay the owner $100,000 a year as an efficiency expert.
00:25:28And just how much is that in real money?
00:25:30$10,000.
00:25:33Now, if I really loved a girl in your show
00:25:36that I couldn't bear to be separated from,
00:25:40I might throw the contract in with the deal.
00:25:43Then what would you say?
00:25:44I'd never let it be said that a Kelly stood in the way of true love.
00:25:48It's a deal.
00:25:49Rodney.
00:25:51Yes, sir?
00:25:51Transfer the contract?
00:25:52Yes.
00:25:53Moran, transfer our contract.
00:26:09There you are, gentlemen.
00:26:10Gentlemen, I wish you the best of luck.
00:26:14Thanks.
00:26:14Have a cigar.
00:26:15Next, next.
00:26:16Not here.
00:26:17Oh, boy.
00:26:18Yes, sir.
00:26:19Cigars for the gentleman.
00:26:20Yes, sir.
00:26:25Yes, sir.
00:26:35Oh, Mr. Kelly, since I'm the star of your room,
00:26:39there's a lot of things I wanted.
00:26:40Wait a minute.
00:26:41Wait a minute.
00:26:42Here.
00:26:42Tell it to your new boss, Mr. J. Ashmore Proctor.
00:26:47Oh, Ashmore, is it true?
00:26:49Indeed it is, my dear.
00:26:54I certainly put one over on Kelly.
00:27:08Wouldn't it be fair, Your Highness,
00:27:10if you didn't see him again?
00:27:11But, Sylvia, I love him.
00:27:13You know, the boat's up tomorrow, and then I know.
00:27:17Oh, the whole thing's impossible.
00:27:19But I must see him tonight,
00:27:21even if it's only to say goodbye.
00:27:23I'm sure I've never got that thousand bucks
00:27:25so we can beat it back home.
00:27:27Not so fast.
00:27:28We're going to Belgardy to collect on this contract.
00:27:30Oh, what do you know about running a kingdom?
00:27:33Listen, stupid, didn't I play the lead
00:27:35in the student prince, the vagabond king,
00:27:36and all the king's horses?
00:27:38All these kingdoms are alike.
00:27:39It's a cinch.
00:27:40I hope you don't forget your line.
00:27:46Beat it, will you?
00:27:46I'll see you later.
00:27:49Good evening.
00:27:51Good evening.
00:27:52Good night, Sylvia.
00:27:55Good night.
00:27:57I've been looking all over for you.
00:27:59Isn't this our dance?
00:28:00I thought you'd forgotten.
00:28:06I wish this boat didn't drop tomorrow.
00:28:09So do I.
00:28:10But I'll see you again.
00:28:12I'm afraid not.
00:28:13What's the matter?
00:28:14Going to meet your husband?
00:28:15I'm not married.
00:28:17In love with someone else?
00:28:18No.
00:28:19Well, now that that's all settled,
00:28:21when will I see you again?
00:28:24You won't.
00:28:26After tonight, we mustn't meet again.
00:28:29Oh, I see.
00:28:31That's another shipboard romance, eh?
00:28:33No, no, you're wrong.
00:28:35Leaving you is the sweetest thing that's ever happened to me.
00:28:38But we can't see each other anymore.
00:28:40Why not?
00:28:41Don't ask me.
00:28:43I can't tell you.
00:28:45Oh, I can't leave you like this.
00:28:48I love you.
00:28:50Don't you remember last night?
00:28:57Do you hear what they're playing?
00:28:59It's you alone, inspiring my each and ever.
00:29:09My very own, my heart is your throne, forever and ever.
00:29:25Believe me, I'll worship you my whole life through.
00:29:40Always give me when I say,
00:29:50I love you.
00:30:13Goodbye.
00:30:15Goodbye.
00:30:15Goodbye.
00:30:20Goodbye.
00:30:50His Majesty, the King!
00:31:08His Majesty, the King!
00:31:20His Majesty, the King!
00:32:09His Majesty, the King!
00:32:45His Majesty, the King!
00:33:00My Majesty, the King!
00:33:00Hi! I'm the King!
00:33:14Hey, I'm the key.
00:33:19Hey, I'm the key.
00:33:32I can't, Happy.
00:33:34I've simply got to find her.
00:33:36We've looked everywhere for her.
00:33:38She just disappeared into thin air.
00:33:41Oh, forget it, will you?
00:33:44How can I?
00:33:45I tell you, Happy, this is different.
00:33:47You don't understand.
00:33:49I love her.
00:33:55Hey, stop the car!
00:34:12Thank you, gentlemen.
00:34:14I appreciate this very much.
00:34:17I shall see that you are suitably rewarded.
00:34:19Quite all right, forget it.
00:34:21But I mean it.
00:34:23I shall make you a Count and you a Duke.
00:34:28You take it easy, old man.
00:34:29Everything's going to be all right.
00:34:32You see, you've been out in the sun just a little bit too long.
00:34:35But you don't understand.
00:34:38Gentlemen, I am the king.
00:34:40Why?
00:34:41Certainly, certainly.
00:34:43Shook hands with the student prince.
00:34:46And I am the court jester.
00:34:49Gentlemen, I assure you.
00:34:51Now hold everything, hold everything.
00:34:52Did you ever see this one?
00:35:02Well...
00:35:03No, never mind.
00:35:04Never mind.
00:35:05Now wait a minute.
00:35:05I can do something better than that.
00:35:08Do you like flowers?
00:35:10Yes.
00:35:11Well...
00:35:12Smell that.
00:35:13Yes.
00:35:15Yes.
00:35:18Yes.
00:35:23Now you're not the best guy I thought.
00:35:25What's your name, Beau?
00:35:28Maximilian.
00:35:30No harm that, Maxi, old boy.
00:35:46Come on, Maxie.
00:35:48This is as far as we go.
00:35:50Yeah, beat it.
00:35:50We've got business inside.
00:35:52But I want to go in here, too.
00:35:53That's what we get for picking up a hobo.
00:35:56Oh, well, let him go.
00:35:57The guards will throw him out anyhow.
00:36:00Come on.
00:36:01Come on.
00:36:01Come on.
00:36:07Come on.
00:36:07Listen, Maxie.
00:36:08We gave you a lift.
00:36:09Now what more do you want?
00:36:10But this is where I...
00:36:11Well, if you must follow us, you might as well help.
00:36:15Here, take these.
00:36:34Here you are, my man.
00:36:35For your trouble.
00:36:37Have a cigar.
00:36:40Take it on the lam.
00:36:42On the lam?
00:36:43Yeah.
00:36:44Scram.
00:36:46Oh!
00:36:47Scram!
00:36:48That's it.
00:36:54How do you like the way those mugs are saluting us?
00:36:56Some reception, eh?
00:36:57They must have been expecting us.
00:36:58We're a couple of big shots.
00:36:59You said it, pal.
00:37:02Oh!
00:37:03Run along, my man.
00:37:05Tell the king the efficiency engineers are here.
00:37:07Oh!
00:37:08Where's your pass?
00:37:09Why, we don't need any pass.
00:37:11The king sent for us.
00:37:12No pass.
00:37:13How did you get in the palace?
00:37:15Have a cigar.
00:37:16He just walked in.
00:37:18Forced entry, huh?
00:37:19You're under arrest.
00:37:21Oh, no.
00:37:21Directly, please.
00:37:26These men have forced their way into the palace.
00:37:28Well, what have you to say for yourself?
00:37:30It's a frame-up.
00:37:31I want a lawyer.
00:37:33That's a poor excuse.
00:37:35We ought to give them ten years in prison.
00:37:37Say, you're making a terrible mistake.
00:37:39I've changed my mind.
00:37:40We'll give them 20 years.
00:37:42It's an outrage.
00:37:42I demand to see the king.
00:37:44He's expecting us.
00:37:46Why?
00:37:46The men are maniacs.
00:37:48We'll give them life.
00:37:50Hey, wait till the king hears about this.
00:37:52You'll all be looking for new jobs.
00:37:54His majesty, the king!
00:37:56Man, now you'll get it.
00:37:58Wait till I tell them what's been going on around here.
00:38:13Gentlemen.
00:38:15Holy smoke, it's Maxie.
00:38:17Oh, tell the boys I died game.
00:38:20Your majesty, these men forced their way into the palace.
00:38:23It isn't true.
00:38:24How did you get past the Sedres?
00:38:26Why we came in was...
00:38:29I don't remember, your honor.
00:38:32You see, your majesty, we are the efficiency experts from America.
00:38:35My name is Kelly.
00:38:37And this is my assistant, Mr. Moran.
00:38:40I have sent for these gentlemen.
00:38:43Welcome to Belgaria.
00:38:53Now we are even.
00:38:56All right, take it on the land.
00:38:58On the land, your majesty?
00:39:00Yea, scram.
00:39:05Gentlemen, be seated.
00:39:16Mr. Kelly, I want this country completely reorganized.
00:39:20And it's up to you.
00:39:22You will have complete charge of everything.
00:39:24Even the finances of this kingdom.
00:39:26That's just what I want.
00:39:27I'll put this over like a three-ring circuit.
00:39:30And don't think he can't do it.
00:39:31But he's one of the smartest men in the show.
00:39:32I mean, in this efficiency racket.
00:39:34Your majesty, documents will be important.
00:39:37In the future, give all documents of this sort to Mr. Kelly.
00:39:41Here you are.
00:39:44Gas.
00:39:47Telephone.
00:39:49Electricity.
00:39:50What?
00:39:51No milk or ice?
00:39:52Oh, my mistake.
00:39:59Say, why weren't these bills paid?
00:40:01They want money.
00:40:02And we haven't any.
00:40:04You mean, you're broke?
00:40:06Absolutely.
00:40:07We've been gypped.
00:40:09Double-crossed.
00:40:10Say, haven't you any assets at all?
00:40:12Uh, here is the list of everything.
00:40:15These are the liabilities.
00:40:18And these, the assets.
00:40:21Yes.
00:40:25Say, what's this 500,000 mops?
00:40:28That's our main industry.
00:40:30It's the only thing we manufacture in this country.
00:40:33Well, why don't you sell them?
00:40:34We can't.
00:40:35People prefer using vacuum cleaners.
00:40:38Say, just how do you get along?
00:40:40We don't.
00:40:42Prince Alexis of Moronia had to lend us 200,000 Pazutas.
00:40:49You'll find that in the liability.
00:40:52How are you going to repay him?
00:40:54That's for you to worry about.
00:40:58Have you a match?
00:40:59Oh, sure.
00:41:01Thanks for the cigar.
00:41:03I haven't smoked an American cigar in a long time.
00:41:07Oh, I'm sorry.
00:41:10But that's the last match I had.
00:41:15Here's an item of three princes named Stefani.
00:41:18Good looking boys?
00:41:20Rather look like me.
00:41:23Fine.
00:41:23We'll ship them to Hollywood and marry them to screen stores.
00:41:26That always works.
00:41:27It's entirely in your hand.
00:41:29That's the spirit.
00:41:31Happy, have you got a match?
00:41:32Sure.
00:41:33Why didn't you like the king's cigar?
00:41:40Those practical jokes of yours are going to get us in trouble someday.
00:41:44These trick matches don't light.
00:41:48My mistake.
00:41:50I didn't want to smoke, anyhow.
00:41:54Say, who is this Princess Tania?
00:41:56She certainly knows how to spend money.
00:41:58She's my daughter.
00:42:00The successor to the throne.
00:42:02My only child.
00:42:03You know how it is.
00:42:05Oh, I see.
00:42:06Where is she now?
00:42:07She's in Paris.
00:42:08But she'll be here in a few days.
00:42:11Say, we can't afford a princess.
00:42:13She'll have to get married.
00:42:14Anyone interested in her?
00:42:17As a matter of fact, Prince Alexis lent us the 200,000 pursuiters because he wants to marry her.
00:42:24And if she marries him, we don't have to pay the debt.
00:42:27We kill off two birds with one stone.
00:42:30Same old story.
00:42:31Little Mel marries to pay off the mortgage on the old homestead.
00:42:36But my daughter doesn't like Prince Alexis.
00:42:39Well, make her like him.
00:42:40You're her old man.
00:42:42Sure.
00:42:43Who's king around here anyway?
00:42:45I am.
00:42:47Then that settles it.
00:42:48She marries Prince Alexis.
00:42:50My Prime Minister has favored that idea for a long time.
00:42:54Wait until you meet him.
00:42:56I know you'll get on very well with Count Parcheesi.
00:43:00You may go, gentlemen.
00:43:01Count Parcheesi!
00:43:06Count Parcheesi!
00:43:08A good day's work, gentlemen.
00:43:12I wonder what happened to my cigar.
00:43:18Thanks, gentlemen.
00:43:20For years, someone has been stealing my cigars and I never could find out who it was.
00:43:24Oh, just a sample of our efficiency, Your Majesty.
00:43:26Call me Maxie.
00:43:28Okay, Maxie.
00:43:29So long, Maxie.
00:43:31Count Parcheesi!
00:43:38Welcome, Parcheesi.
00:43:40How is my daughter?
00:43:41I brought her safely back from America.
00:43:43She's on the train now.
00:43:44I came back by airplane.
00:43:47Good.
00:43:48This dilly-dallying has been going on long enough.
00:43:51I have made up my mind that my daughter shall marry Prince Alexis of Moronia.
00:43:55But, Your Majesty, suppose she doesn't like the idea?
00:43:58I'll make her like it.
00:44:00I'm her old man.
00:44:02Who's king around here anyhow?
00:44:04You are, Your Majesty.
00:44:06Then that settles it.
00:44:07Leave immediately for Moronia and tell Prince Alexis that we are announcing his betrothal to the Princess Tania.
00:44:13I shall leave at once, Your Majesty.
00:44:30But, Your Majesty.
00:44:31No, no.
00:44:31Get out of here.
00:44:32But, Princess.
00:44:33Get out of here, I said.
00:44:36You can take those thieves back and tell that old girl I wouldn't marry him if he was the last
00:44:40man on earth.
00:44:40But, Your Father the King will be...
00:44:43I don't want to hear any more about it.
00:44:44And you can tell my Father the King that if he comes up here, I'll ruin our shoes.
00:44:53That's perfectly terrible, Maxie.
00:44:55Perfectly terrible.
00:44:56You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
00:44:59I'm sorry, gentlemen.
00:45:00Give me another chance, please.
00:45:03All right.
00:45:04Let's give him one more chance.
00:45:05All right.
00:45:06One more chance.
00:45:07Come on.
00:45:10Hey, hey.
00:45:11How am I doing?
00:45:12Your Majesty.
00:45:13Your Majesty.
00:45:14Well, what is it?
00:45:15Your daughter...
00:45:16Don't you see I'm busy?
00:45:17Your daughter refused to accept the Princess engagement gift.
00:45:20Why, that's open rebellion!
00:45:22What will we do?
00:45:24Don't let her get away with this just because you're her father.
00:45:26Show her that you're the King.
00:45:29You're right.
00:45:31Wait a minute, Steve.
00:45:33Oh, thank you.
00:45:57Well, what do you want?
00:45:59Tanya.
00:46:00Darling.
00:46:01Don't get excited.
00:46:02It's only your father.
00:46:04Get away from here.
00:46:05I don't ever want to see you again.
00:46:07Leave this to me.
00:46:09I've handled temperamental primadonna's before.
00:46:15Oh, Princess.
00:46:17Will you please open this door so we can discuss this quietly?
00:46:24Now you listen to me, young lady.
00:46:26This nonsense has got to stop.
00:46:27That suits me.
00:46:28So the sooner you stop, the better I like it.
00:46:30Oh, wisecracker, eh?
00:46:32Why, you funny little idiot.
00:46:34With a disposition like yours, you should be very happy that any man wants to marry you.
00:46:37Oh, is that so?
00:46:38Well, did you ever see Prince Alexis?
00:46:40And what has that got to do with it?
00:46:41He has got bald teeth and a bald head.
00:46:44And then the more he's 81 years old.
00:46:45So much the better.
00:46:46He can't live forever.
00:46:48The engagement has been announced.
00:46:49Unless you go through with his marriage, it means war.
00:46:51Good.
00:46:52It'll give the army some exercise.
00:46:53But we can't go to war.
00:46:55The army quit last payday.
00:46:57Don't you realize if you don't marry Prince Alexis,
00:47:00he'll foreclose the mortgage on this palace?
00:47:03I can't help it.
00:47:04I will not marry that man.
00:47:05And why not?
00:47:06Because I love someone else.
00:47:09Oh.
00:47:10Going to sacrifice your country for a drugstore cowboy, eh?
00:47:13He's the finest man that ever lived.
00:47:15If he were half a man instead of a mocked-down gigolo,
00:47:18he'd be here with you right now.
00:47:19Is he worried?
00:47:20Make you eat your wife, you, you nincompoop!
00:47:24Princess or no princess,
00:47:26there's no pug-nosed, bandy-legged, cock-eyed bell-guardian
00:47:29going to call me a nincompoop and get away with it.
00:47:32Hey, is there any other way into that room?
00:47:35Through the balcony.
00:47:36Through the balcony.
00:47:50Jimmy!
00:47:51Oh, darling!
00:47:53What have I done?
00:47:54Are you hurt?
00:47:57Catherine!
00:47:58Oh, sweetheart, you shouldn't have followed me here.
00:48:01I don't know what they'll do to you if they find you with me.
00:48:05They want me to marry some old prince.
00:48:08But I love you.
00:48:10Oh, please take me away from here.
00:48:12Oh, gee, that's a swell idea.
00:48:15Where did you get this engagement present?
00:48:18But, darling, I didn't know that you were the princess.
00:48:21Oh, so this engagement is your idea.
00:48:24Oh, but how was I to know that you were...
00:48:26Oh, what difference does that make?
00:48:28And you were the man who had nerve enough to tell me
00:48:30not to sacrifice my country for a drugstore cowboy,
00:48:33a cheap fortune hunter.
00:48:34Well, you were right, I won't.
00:48:35Oh, but, darling...
00:48:36Don't darling me.
00:48:37I'm just a pug-nosed, cross-eyed, bald-legged,
00:48:39Bulgarian that's only fit to marry Prince Alexis.
00:48:41You fixed it for me to marry him.
00:48:42All right, I will.
00:48:44But listen, darling, can't we...
00:48:46See if you can fix that.
00:48:48Father.
00:48:49But, Tanya, I...
00:48:50Your flunky here has just convinced me
00:48:51that I should marry Prince Alexis.
00:48:53Your Magis, Arthur.
00:48:54Word, not a word, my boy.
00:48:55This is no type of modesty.
00:48:57You might pass it off lightly,
00:48:59but I know you've done a great job.
00:49:02Congratulations.
00:49:11But listen, Happy, this is serious.
00:49:13We're in an awful jam.
00:49:15What do you mean we are?
00:49:16You are.
00:49:17You were the one who thought about running this kingdom.
00:49:20Oh, I knew it.
00:49:21But I got her into the mess,
00:49:22now I've got to get her out of it.
00:49:23How different does that make?
00:49:24As far as she's concerned,
00:49:25you're in the doghouse.
00:49:27I'm not worrying about myself,
00:49:29but I can't stand by and watch her marry this mug.
00:49:31Tell me, what am I going to do?
00:49:33Why ask me?
00:49:34I didn't play on all the king's horses.
00:49:36Gee, if I could only pay that Alexis
00:49:37to 200,000 pursuiters that Maxie owes him,
00:49:39I could tell him to go jump in the lake.
00:49:41That's it.
00:49:42Happy, all we have to do is race 200,000 pursuiters.
00:49:45Yeah, that's all we have to do,
00:49:46race 200,000 pursuiters.
00:49:49Oh, but, Happy, listen.
00:49:52Paul, where are you going?
00:49:53We would like to see the palace.
00:49:54Oh, that's against the law.
00:49:56We came all the way from our way,
00:49:58and Effie here, that's my wife,
00:50:00she's never seen a palace.
00:50:01We'll give you 25 pursuiters.
00:50:03Oh, I couldn't think of it.
00:50:05Well, I'm a son of a gun.
00:50:08Sir, for less than 50 pursuiters.
00:50:10Okay, we'll give you 50 pursuiters.
00:50:14Well, how dare you offer me 50 pursuiters
00:50:16and let you enter the palace grounds?
00:50:18I wouldn't violate His Majesty's commands
00:50:20for a million pursuiters.
00:50:22Very good, Otto, very good.
00:50:24You may take the rest to the afternoon off.
00:50:26Oh, thank you, sir.
00:50:29Did you offer my guard 50 pursuiters
00:50:32to let you in the palace grounds?
00:50:34I'm sorry, sir, but I did.
00:50:38You couldn't make it 100 pursuiters, could you?
00:50:41Yes, then.
00:50:45Happy?
00:50:46Our troubles are over.
00:50:48How come?
00:50:50Get a load of that.
00:50:53Hold up.
00:50:55I'll be coming.
00:50:58Step this way, ladies and gentlemen.
00:51:01Step this way.
00:51:02Up this time, we have that historic palace
00:51:04for a million people and stars
00:51:06that the price awaits you.
00:51:08And all for the sum of 25 pursuiters.
00:51:1425 pursuiters, one tenth of a rupa.
00:51:16How's it going, Happy?
00:51:17Oh, it's colossal.
00:51:19This story is colossal.
00:51:21And all for 25 pursuiters.
00:51:24Are we taking in any dough?
00:51:26Are we taking in any dough, pal?
00:51:28It's the thrill of a lifetime.
00:51:30Yes, loyal ladies and gentlemen.
00:51:32It's the thrill of a lifetime.
00:51:34You can't afford to miss it.
00:51:35Okay, pal, you keep it going.
00:51:37I'm going to check up inside.
00:51:38All right, I'll probably in.
00:51:39Take off them off.
00:51:41You're the official subanero of Valguardia.
00:51:43Has business.
00:51:44Rock.
00:51:45Well, cheer up.
00:51:46Success is just across the moat.
00:51:48Here you are, poof.
00:51:50Here you are.
00:51:51Take off them off.
00:51:52You're the biggest subanero of Valguardia.
00:51:55Here you are, poof.
00:51:57Take off them off.
00:51:58Here you are.
00:52:00Subanero of Valguardia.
00:52:01Subanero of Valguardia.
00:52:02Here it is, the force of King.
00:52:05Haptop. Haptop.
00:52:06Haptop.
00:52:06If I fail to guess within three pounds of your weight.
00:52:10Haptop.
00:52:11Warm puppies.
00:52:11Warm puppies.
00:52:13Warm puppies.
00:52:13Will you indulge in warm puppies?
00:52:15Hot dogs, you slug.
00:52:16Here you are.
00:52:17Here you are.
00:52:18Hot dogs.
00:52:19Hot dogs.
00:52:20How do you like them, friend?
00:52:21How does that buzz them?
00:52:23Maxie.
00:52:24You're eating up all the profits.
00:52:27Go on back to your own job.
00:52:30Here you are.
00:52:31Here you are.
00:52:32Hot dogs.
00:52:32Hot dogs.
00:52:34Have a mop, lady?
00:52:35No, thank you.
00:52:36I'll use a bathroom sink.
00:52:40How they sell it.
00:52:41I can't even get it away.
00:52:43Well, keep trying.
00:52:45Only 25 pursuits.
00:52:47Come right there.
00:52:48Rrrrrrr.
00:52:48Rrrrr.
00:52:49Rrrrr.
00:52:49Rrrrr.
00:52:50Rrrrr.
00:52:51Rrrrr.
00:52:51Rrrrr.
00:52:51Rrrrr.
00:52:51Rrrrr.
00:52:51Rrrrr.
00:52:52Rrrrr.
00:52:52Rrrrr.
00:52:52Rrrrr.
00:52:53The handsome present goes to each and every person that is making a complete conference.
00:52:58Here you are.
00:52:59Here you are, now little ladies.
00:53:00There you are.
00:53:02Here lady.
00:53:03Here you are.
00:53:11All right, Kelly.
00:53:13I was just on my way to work.
00:53:18Here's your hair, Ren.
00:53:19Here your grids.
00:53:20Here you are.
00:53:21Kim?
00:53:23Do not leave the girls without having your photograph made beside his majesty.
00:53:27With the right number 25 pursuers.
00:53:30Ah, you little ladies.
00:53:32Wouldn't you like to have your photograph made beside the king of Bulgaria?
00:53:35Okay, boys.
00:53:37Give us a little birdie.
00:53:40Thank you, your majesty.
00:53:42Won't you buy a mop?
00:53:44A mop?
00:53:44I should say not.
00:53:46I use a vacuum cleaner.
00:53:50Mr. Tanya.
00:53:52Take all the mops.
00:53:54Who's next?
00:53:55Here you are.
00:53:57Here we have King Max Phillips the Ford, beneath Royal Road.
00:54:07Mr. Tanya.
00:54:08Really.
00:54:09Oh, there's another one of your brilliant ideas.
00:54:11Oh, darling, listen.
00:54:12Don't speak to me.
00:54:13I never want to see you again.
00:54:18Here's your prize, lady.
00:54:20Here's your prize.
00:54:20Here's your prize.
00:54:21Here's your prize.
00:54:22Here we come.
00:54:23There.
00:54:23That's fine.
00:54:24That's fine, young lady.
00:54:25Everything's going this way.
00:54:26Now, come along to the right.
00:54:28Father, come right along here now.
00:54:30Ah, here's your prize, lady.
00:54:34I've never been so humiliated in all my life.
00:54:37I hope you're satisfied.
00:54:38I'm not doing all this to hurt you.
00:54:40The country is bankrupt and I'm only trying to help.
00:54:42You'll surely pick a fine way to do it.
00:54:45We'll make some money, aren't we?
00:54:46Certainly.
00:54:46For a few weeks.
00:54:47But how long do you think this ridiculous horse lake can last?
00:54:50Here.
00:54:51Here's the only important thing in the country.
00:54:53Smops.
00:54:53And you're giving them away.
00:54:54It's priceless.
00:54:55If you really want to put this country on the feet, you'll sell us smops.
00:54:59Only it takes more than a crooner to do it.
00:55:02Oh, yeah?
00:55:04Well, if any canter can sell coffee and Rudy Valley can sell yeast, I can sell mops.
00:55:12Cheers.
00:55:13Cheers, everyone.
00:55:13This is Jimmy Kelly, speaking for the Royal Mop Company, the makers of the Personality Mop.
00:55:19Use the Personality Mop and clean up with pleasure.
00:55:23The Personality Mop is different.
00:55:25They are colored in perfume.
00:55:28A color for every occasion.
00:55:30And a perfume for every mood.
00:55:32The Personality Mop is the mop of romance.
00:55:35It is the mop beautiful.
00:55:38From the shimmering rainbow comes the exquisite colors.
00:55:42From the fragrant wildflowers, their exotic perfume.
00:55:47It is the Personality Mop, born in a palace and fit for a king.
00:55:54So good night, everybody, until the same hour tomorrow, when Personality Mop will again bring
00:56:03you Jimmy Kelly, the voice of romance singing.
00:56:11There's a love song in the air.
00:56:18It's the song of my heart calling to you.
00:56:25Can't you hear my song declare?
00:56:33Even though we're apart, my love is true.
00:56:42Every word, every note tells my longing.
00:56:47Every rhyme speaks of you through and through.
00:56:57There's a love song in the air.
00:57:04It's the song of my heart calling to you.
00:57:20Perfume colored mops.
00:57:23It's ridiculous.
00:57:24He can't sell mops that way.
00:57:26I don't know.
00:57:27He's been successful in everything else he's tried.
00:57:30Personality mops.
00:57:31The voice of romance.
00:57:33A lot of good that'll do.
00:57:35You never can tell.
00:57:37Our women have never heard a crooner before.
00:57:40I'll bet you our women don't buy any mops.
00:57:42Even if he sings until he's blue in the face.
00:57:57And what perfume do you desire, madam?
00:58:03Night of the...
00:58:06I want a mop to match my dress.
00:58:10Here you are, madam.
00:58:17And what perfume matches your personality, madam?
00:58:22Black narcissists.
00:58:25Oh, dear.
00:58:27Watch your hurry.
00:58:28It's almost time for the broadcast.
00:58:30The voice of romance.
00:58:31I didn't know it was so late.
00:58:34Girls!
00:58:35You missed the broadcast.
00:58:47Eight o'clock.
00:58:49The hour of romance.
00:58:51Brought to you by the personality mops.
00:58:54Worn in the palace and fit for a king.
00:58:58If you haven't already got your personality mops, you better hurry.
00:59:01There are only a few left.
00:59:02We now bring to you Jimmy Kelly, the voice of romance, singing.
00:59:12There's a love song in the air.
00:59:20It's the song of my heart calling to you.
00:59:28Can't you hear my song declare?
00:59:36Even though we're apart, my love is true.
00:59:45Every word, every note tells my longing.
00:59:52Every rhyme speaks of you through and through.
01:00:04Just received a news bulletin.
01:00:07Flash!
01:00:09Prince Alexis of Moronia arrives tomorrow in Belgardia with his royal guard
01:00:15to claim Princess Tanya as his bride.
01:00:22Prince Alexis.
01:00:22Father, I can't go through with it.
01:00:24Father.
01:00:25Huh?
01:00:25I can't go through with it.
01:00:27I will not marry that man.
01:00:28Why not?
01:00:29You agreed to.
01:00:30I don't.
01:00:31Your engagement has been enough.
01:00:32Your Majesty, we've got to do something.
01:00:34Jimmy.
01:00:35You've got to help me.
01:00:37If you love me, you'll get me out of this.
01:00:42Your Majesty, Tanya and I love each other.
01:00:45When Prince Alexis arrives tomorrow, we're going to pay him off and tell him to scram.
01:00:48Why didn't you tell me all this before?
01:00:50What difference does it make?
01:00:52We were almost sold out of mops.
01:00:54Well, what's that got to do with it?
01:00:55Well, I didn't like to meet the business.
01:00:56Thought so what?
01:00:57So I took all the money and bought a boatload of mops.
01:01:02You.
01:01:22hello, Alexander.
01:01:28Hello, Alexander.
01:01:29Hello, I'm Ben.
01:01:29How are you?
01:01:30Great. We've been selling a lot of mobs.
01:01:33Oh, yes. I heard about that. But we'll talk about that later.
01:01:36I came to claim my bride.
01:01:40Well, I'm afraid it's all off, Alex.
01:01:43She doesn't want to marry you.
01:01:45You know how girls are.
01:01:47So you're worth it, dear.
01:01:49I loaned you 200,000 as soon as I could marry your daughter.
01:01:54I appreciate it. But you won't lose anything by it.
01:01:57I'll give you your money back.
01:02:05Give me the dough and I'll forget all about it.
01:02:08Well, I haven't got it right now.
01:02:11But if you wait...
01:02:12Oh, quickness, darling.
01:02:14I hold the markets on this palace.
01:02:17And if you can't pay, I'll take it over.
01:02:19Boris, we are moving in.
01:02:21Now, if you'll only wait for a while,
01:02:23you'll get your money plus 10% interest.
01:02:25Who are you?
01:02:26Well, I'm the King's efficiency engineer.
01:02:29Sir, I'm the King's efficiency engineer.
01:02:29He's the man who put the kingdom on its feet.
01:02:32It was he who sold all the mops.
01:02:35He's an impostor.
01:02:37He's nothing but a cheap finger.
01:02:40Oh, a crooner.
01:02:46This fellow, Kelly, met the princess on the boat and followed her out here.
01:02:50That's why she doesn't want to marry you.
01:02:53Oh, so that's it.
01:02:54Well, nobody can take my girl and make a fool out of me.
01:02:57Boris, take this crooner out and shoot him.
01:03:01Did you hear that?
01:03:02Well, I certainly did.
01:03:03They're going to kill our crooner.
01:03:07They're killing our crooner!
01:03:09They're killing our crooner!
01:03:10They're killing our crooner!
01:03:10They're killing our crooner!
01:03:10They're killing our crooner!
01:03:11They're killing our crooner!
01:03:11Oh, Jimmy.
01:03:12Oh, my darling.
01:03:13Sweet.
01:03:18It's all for time.
01:03:19Do something.
01:03:20It's all?
01:03:21What'll I do?
01:03:22Anything at once.
01:03:26Okay.
01:03:28There's a love song in the air.
01:03:35It's the song of my heart calling for you.
01:03:43Can't you hear my song declare?
01:03:50Even though yet apart, my love is true!
01:03:59He's killing our crooner!
01:04:03He's killing our crooner!
01:04:05The love song is the air.
01:04:09It's the song of my heart calling to you.
01:04:13Can't you hear my song declare?