00:01you can't do that he's right even the best shoots can't get this kind of loft under 200 feet so
00:06i'm
00:06with fraser here in case you confused it with me wait you didn't include the state on this one well
00:11here's a sin for inconsistent city titling and here's another five sins for the rest of the
00:15times this happens in this movie you know in case you confused us with someone who gives a
00:19about fairness what you might do i guess excuse me convenient assholes start conveniently fighting
00:24so luna has to conveniently beat them up and conveniently show barney her skills
00:31then by the did she show them to their table i could do that you want to slip on a
00:35dress and
00:35give it a shot movie treats this idea as a joke instead of giving the audience what it really
00:39wants asshole bullshit i'm fine what just checking you're still human the director said let's have
00:44kelsey chomp an apple during the scene in case him lying about having cancer wasn't enough clue that
00:49he was an asshole yo marlito did you hear that whistle play it again how hard is it to
00:57adr an actual whistle there instead of kelsey just spitting through his teeth laser range 25
01:01millimeter high explosive airburst rounds can be programmed to detonate over behind the target
01:05you'll do but that just sounds like a fancy gun how do you know anything about his actual skill
01:09this movie is seven percent fight clubs hey he didn't waste your time and that is all anyone
01:14needs to say about anything for him to join the team and automatically know the next steps
01:17also barney fired four extremely capable guys but is more than happy to hire one who he's only seen
01:23get the kicked out of him in a fight does everyone in movies just automatically know how to park vehicles
01:27like they've arrived at the disclaimers part of the ford commercial you're seriously smoking
01:30that's the aviation field arnie ross would be excellent boy you want to dance big guy this
01:37crock of young versus old force machismo plot tension bull using your dossier to take a whole
01:43decade off your age so how do you feel about the pulp content of your orange juice i'm a high
01:47pulp guy
01:48myself i want orange juice i can chew you know sorry this old guy's lamenting being out of the
01:52game montage has been montaging about two minutes already and i had to think of something to talk
01:56about or i was gonna lose my mind does anyone drink peach juice that stuff is a myth i'll give
02:00all the
02:01sins back if the scene pulls an x-force right now wait we're just staking out in bucharest right now
02:06why did they need to parachute in you couldn't find better ways to enter that country undetected than
02:10free fall and if so how did ross get here i didn't see him jump out of a plane why
02:14would barney be out in
02:15the open at a simple information gathering where stone banks could potentially spot him you're
02:18supposed to think barney is good at his job right ladies first go ahead then born purposely misgendering
02:23your co-workers for the giggles twice of the same movie movie thinks we need to see every single
02:27jump these two take while moving down the building and the movie is incorrect whoa glenn powell uses a
02:33toothpick as a prop in a movie cliche the buyer early robert davi is the buyer early movie informs us
02:41of a
02:42scenario we were made aware of 30 seconds ago when kane slew his brother god banished him from
02:46civilization making me sit through sunday school lessons in my silly action film we're on having a
02:52blackout be part of your plan without equipping your entire team with night vision bonnie ross as
02:57well i would like to say at the very least ronda rousey was given more to work with here than
03:01in
03:01furious 7 but here i am not saying that they stuck their noses into other people's worlds and got
03:06fatally injured now that the deletables i'm pretty sure stone banks thinks this is an insult but the
03:11joke is already in the actual name they're already called the expendables so i'm not sure you're
03:15accomplishing the wit you think you are before you all start grabbing bricks to stone me at the hague
03:21you might want to check your own hands for blood having your villain actually makes sense is fine but
03:26i'm not sure the movie knows how much sense its villain is making right now what he wants what i
03:31want is
03:31for this movie to end can we start addressing my needs at some point then it's hard to beat an
03:35enemy when you're living inside your own head that may be true but that's not the issue here the
03:40issue here is that gunner said they wanted stone banks brought it alive that wasn't the case barney
03:44would have already killed him but for some reason someone decided this movie needed to chug along for
03:47another hour so now we're having to listen to this unnecessary diatribe from mel goddamn gibson
03:52since we were brothers if that's true i wonder when barney is going to give stone banks a robot sex
03:56slave for a birthday gift what's that gps tracker and you're just
