00:00So let's talk about hypotheticals, right?
00:02If we having a fire sale, which I highly doubt how we would have a fire sale.
00:07How'd that song go?
00:08Look at all these rumors.
00:10I can't take it no more.
00:11Hey.
00:13You don't want to do crates with this one.
00:15Nah, and listen, I'm going to start with the first crate.
00:18Saquon Barkley going to the Minnesota Vikings.
00:21Huh?
00:21Now, if you look at...
00:22I got a tinfoil hat in here somewhere.
00:24Yeah, I'm going to put that thing on.
00:27First rumor mill statement of a fire sale by Howie.
00:30Sending Saquon Barkley to the Minnesota Vikings.
00:32Now, Minnesota Vikings, you're probably thinking, why Minnesota Vikings?
00:36But if you look at the Minnesota Vikings, they can't score on the offense.
00:40Every time you lie, cap.
00:42Go ahead.
00:43Go ahead.
00:44Give me another trade.
00:45Give me another one.
00:46Give me another one.
00:46Another one.
00:47If I have to do a fire sale with Jalen Hurts,
00:51C.J. Stroud did not sign his extension with the Houston, Texas.
00:56Why not send him to Houston?
00:57That's fire, by the way.
00:58Dang.
00:58I like that hat, though.
01:00Or send him to the Pittsburgh Steelers.
01:02They need a quarterback.
01:03Cap!
01:05As much as John can sit here and yell,
01:08Cap, you know how he can make a phone call and make a deal come true.
01:12He can make a deal come true.
01:15Now, as much...
01:15Hey, that's a good cap, too.
01:17I like that one.
01:17Look at this, man.
01:19And as much as John has...
01:21I got a lot of hats.
01:23Cap!
01:24Those are the...
01:25Those are the two trades I have for you.
01:27Now, you're probably sitting here and saying,
01:29Beeb, you're saying, Beeb, you sound crazy, right?
01:34Think about this.
01:34Just logically think about this.
01:36The Minnesota Vikings struggle in what area?
01:38They struggle with scoring the ball, right?
01:40Not only scoring the ball,
01:41they also struggle with the running game as well.
01:44Aaron Johnson's junior,
01:46and then you also have Jordan Madison
01:47that's out with an injury right now.
01:49If you make a call and try to get...
01:50and try to buy Saquon Barkley at some capacity,
01:53you could definitely have a good running game.
01:55Pick up that phone for me real quick.
01:57Make a call.
01:57Make a call.
01:58Listen, I got five cell phones.
02:00I wish I had...
02:01I wish I had them on me right now.
02:03I'll tell you a team that can also...
02:04Make a call.
02:05I can tell you a team that also...
02:06Who you calling?
02:06Willie Wonka?
02:09Who you calling?
02:10Another team that can make a call...
02:11The Wizard of Oz?
02:13Another team can make a call.
02:14The Chargers come get Lane Dickerson.
02:17To do what?
02:19They don't got nobody to block for Justin now.
02:21You can pick up Lane Dickerson for free.
02:23They ain't got nobody to catch either.
02:24We might as well ask for Devontae Smith, huh?
02:26No, Smitty not leaving.
02:27Smitty's a lifer.
02:28That's a lifer right there.
02:29Huh?
02:30Since you giving everything away.
02:32Hey, listen.
02:33They need receivers, man.
02:34How is the type of GM...
02:36How is the type of GM he's not going to sell
02:38unless the action price is right?
02:40But he will sell if he sees that a person
02:43that is playing in a position
02:44that is actually doing good,
02:45he will sell the person that was in that position
02:47to the highest bidder.
02:48You've seen it mostly with Drew playing center
02:51for the Philadelphia Eagles.
02:52He actually performed pretty well at center,
02:54which made the call much easier
02:55to get rid of Cam Jurgis in the process.
02:57It wasn't just a situation
03:00where he just got the call from Baltimore.
03:02Baltimore needed a center.
03:03I have a rookie center that's actually doing good,
03:06and the veteran that I do have
03:08with a contract that's kind of ballooned.
03:10If I can get off this contract,
03:11why not ship it?
03:13Okay.
03:14I love you, Beef.
03:14So all caps aside
03:16for what I'm about to say next.
03:19What you're looking at
03:20with the Philadelphia Eagles,
03:22they went on a tremendous run,
03:24and Howie was out there
03:25looking like the blackjack dealer
03:27at the table,
03:28just hit after hit after hit.
03:31But that was on a rookie contract
03:32for your quarterback.
03:34Since Jalen Hurts has gotten that money,
03:36it's really been a slow roll downhill
03:39for the Philadelphia Eagles.
03:41And because that albatross
03:43is what it will turn into,
03:44is going to be around their neck
03:46for a very long time
03:48because it's hard to move a quarterback
03:50not named Russell Wilson,
03:51you're going to be in this purgatory
03:54as to our quarterback's not good enough.
03:56And in addition to that,
03:58we can't surround him
03:59with enough weapons anymore
04:00because we've vastly overpaid him.
04:02And so now we're stuck
04:04with an above-average quarterback
04:06who doesn't want to use his best weapon,
04:08which is his legs,
04:09because he can't really get the ball
04:10to the receivers.
04:11And by the way,
04:12unless we draft him,
04:14we can't bring somebody in
04:15on a high ticket price
04:16to block for him.
04:18So they're in a very tough spot.
04:21As great as Howie has been,
04:22I think he's one of the best GMs
04:23in the business behind Lesney
04:25and only behind Lesney at this point.
04:27But he's also run out of time,
04:30with this roster
04:31and with the paycheck.
