00:01Jay, you got to sit your asses down on the toilet.
00:05Sit down.
00:06If you can't aim straight, sit your butt down like a five-year-old.
00:10On top of that, if you're approaching 40 years old and you can't hit the hole,
00:16then I tell you what, every time you go, take a mop and a bucket in there
00:20and mop it up yourself.
00:22Your wife not your maid, bro.
00:24Yeah.
00:24True.
00:25That's your partner.
00:27If it was your little son or child, that's different.
00:30That's a baby.
00:31They don't understand.
00:32But you grown, bro.
00:34You a grown man around here pissing on the porcelain.
00:37You can't do that.
00:39You can't do that.
00:40You can't do that.
00:41Come on now.
00:41And as a matter of fact, it couldn't be my wife.
00:44My wife would tell me straight up, hey, bro, you have to sit down.
00:47I mean, for real.
00:49Sit down.
00:49Sit down.
00:50Get you a little piece of tissue.
00:51And when you finish, like Carl was talking about, the dribbles in it,
00:54I tell you what, get you a piece of tissue.
00:56And hold it onto there so that tissue will catch your dribbles.
00:59Yeah.
00:59But other than that, I ain't your maid.
01:01I agree.
01:02A dab will do you.
01:03That's all.
01:04A dab will do you.
01:05That's it.
01:05Just go ahead.
01:06Do what you got to do.
01:06I appreciate it, drive.
01:08You know, a lot of people are saying, if he's going to act like a child,
01:11then treat him like a child.
01:12Make him clean it himself.
01:14I don't know.
01:15I don't know.
