00:00Panthers preseason continues tonight against the Tampa Bay Lightning at 7 o'clock.
00:06I'm not going to say that I'm proud of myself last night
00:09because I was watching Sergey Bobrovsky Maple Leafs highlights,
00:12which I told myself I wouldn't do.
00:15There they were in my algorithm.
00:17So you have it in your Twitter for you page,
00:20and then all of a sudden you're just flooded with Bob preseason highlights right in your face,
00:25which I didn't want.
00:27It can't be healthy.
00:28It's not healthy.
00:29It's not healthy.
00:29I'm trying to move on, and Twitter won't let me move on.
00:33It's just like, here's more Sergey Bobrovsky, Tobes, right there for you.
00:37What do you think about that?
00:38I'm like, I think I don't like it.
00:39Is he locking it down?
00:41He's locking it down, dude.
00:42He's doing his Bob split things, you know, full gust.
00:46You know, he looks like he had an entire summer off for the first time in four years.
00:50That's what he looks like.
00:52So, it's just terrible, that blue sweater.
00:56Disgusting.
00:58Anyway.
00:58He doesn't look very happy.
01:00Yeah.
01:01He did say, I'd say a clip of him saying he was happy.
01:03His kids are excited for winter for the first time.
01:07What?
01:07They're excited for winter for the first time.
01:08Yeah, they'll get over that really quick.
01:10Why?
01:11You know when they'll get over it?
01:12Hmm?
01:13When they go out for that, oh, great, it's snowing.
01:16And then it's there for six months?
01:18They'll get over it.
01:19You get sick of it?
01:19Yeah.
01:20Interesting.
01:21I was that way, too.
01:21I never saw snow when I got to Michigan.
01:23And then the first snow, the first big snow, they had a snowball fight between two dorms.
01:28The police officers blocked off the roads.
01:31Right?
01:32It was really a cool thing.
01:33It's like a big tradition there for snow, right?
01:37Then I realized the snow doesn't go away.
01:39Snow can kick rocks.
01:40I'm with you.
01:40Like, you know what?
01:41I went to, when I went on a road trip, and we were driving to Tennessee, and our first
01:46stop was in Macon, Georgia.
01:47That was like our, that was our night stop for the place.
01:50I woke up, I had frost on my windshield.
01:52Macon?
01:53Yeah.
01:53You chose to stop in Macon, Georgia?
01:56It's such an odd place to be.
01:57It's just an odd place.
01:57It was just right in the middle.
01:58It's very weird.
01:59It's like, what's the problem?
02:01Why does it matter?
02:02There's nothing here.
02:03Most people would stop in a legitimate city.
02:06We literally got there at like midnight.
02:08We slept.
02:09We went.
02:09We got up.
02:10We left.
02:10It was on the Cheapskies, baby.
02:12We were trying to get to Gatlinburg on the Cheapskies.
02:15That's why your wife got you a trailer park when y'all went on vacation.
02:18No, we spent the good money on the place we were staying in Gatlinburg.
02:23We just needed a bed for the night.
02:25The good money?
02:25But I woke up the next morning, and I was like, what the hell is this?
02:28Like, frost?
02:30I had never owned a car.
02:31I've seen frost, but I had never owned a car and had to deal with my own frost.
02:36You know what you have to do up top, up north?
02:38So, make sure you have a remote starter, right?
02:44You hit the remote starter, automatic defrost, and seat warmer.
02:48Well, this is when Old Faithful was probably on miles 200,000.
02:52So, it was.
02:53Yeah, that's the other thing.
02:54Like, you went up to the snow in your Honda.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Are you serious?
02:59Oh, it did great.
03:00Well, it wasn't snow.
03:01It wasn't snow.
03:01It was cold.
03:02It was cold.
03:03We went up to, and we went there in, like, November.
03:06So, the only snow was the fake snow in, you know, that they make on the mountains.
03:13Yes.
03:13I would say.
03:14But I'll tell you what.
03:15So, the next time we went up there, we took my wife's stupid Jeep Patriot.
03:18That thing's a piece of garbage.
03:19I'm so glad we got rid of it.
03:21But that thing broke down, and I had to do Willy Wonka's Billy Bob's mechanic.
03:25Oh, he did.
03:25I got stuck there.
03:26He goes, I think I can fix it.
03:28I'm like, oh, Jesus.
03:29Oh, no.
03:30That was one of those.
03:31Oh.
03:32I had to.
03:32And I was.
03:33Go ahead.
03:33When I was in high school, I would wake up to frost on my windshield all the time when
03:37it was cold months, and I didn't have, I don't know why I wouldn't purchase, like, a thing
03:42for the.
03:42Scratcher.
03:43A scratcher.
03:43So, I would take my student ID, and I would just.
03:46Yeah.
03:47I would take my student ID, and I would only, because I was always running late to school,
03:51and I would always just, like, only do it so where I could see perfectly, and then put
03:55the defrost on.
03:56So, I would drive with just, like, a little, on my windshield, just a little hole so I could
04:00see.
04:00You don't have to guess where you are in the country.
04:03If you go to get gas, and you go into the gas station to get snacks, and all you see
04:10is scrapers by the door, you know what's happening.
04:14I, like, dude, I can't, how can I put this?
04:18You know how I am about, you know, boo-booing in them streets, right?
04:24Mm-hmm.
04:26There's only a certain level hotel that I feel comfortable in either.
04:31Agreed.
04:31I don't say, I'm not saying that I got to be at a Ritz-Carlton, but if I'm driving
04:38by in a Motel 6, and with a whole bunch of truckers and girls walking outside, I'm probably
04:45not going to stay in that.
04:46Ritz-Kate Cafe?
04:47Yeah, I'm not, I'm not going to stay there either.
04:49I think that's the only ones that they have a make in Georgia.
04:51Yes, that's what I'm saying.
04:52That's, Brittany, is that not the first thing you thought?
04:55Do anything you've made in Georgia, we just stayed in the middle.
04:57Yeah, but like, did you get a good night's sleep knowing where you were sleeping?
05:00It was fine.
05:01It was, I didn't feel like I was getting, I was in danger.
05:04Have you ever been so tired driving that you just pulled in a rest stop and slept in the
05:09car?
05:10Oh.
05:11I've done it by myself.
05:12I've done it, and I've slept at a rest stop before.
05:16I can't say that I have, no.
05:18Because most people have said to me, all the rules you put out on traveling, and you
05:25chose to take a nap and a rest stop.
05:28I feel like I've done, every time I do road trips to Tennessee, I always am like, we usually
05:33do the first, we always do a stop.
05:35Like, the second time we went, we stopped in Atlanta, we did like the Georgia Aquarium
05:39and all that.
05:39There you go!
05:40That was fun.
05:41Can I do Savannah next?
05:42Maybe I will.
05:43Well, dude, I told you, South Carolina's the worst state to drive in.
05:45Yeah, don't go there.
05:46There's nothing going on.
05:46Well, Savannah's not in South Carolina.
05:48Oh, Georgia?
05:48So, there's not a Savannah in South Carolina?
05:50No, there's Charleston.
05:53Tennessee, why aren't you more west?
05:56Because we went to East Tennessee.
06:03That's where Gatlinburg is, he's not wrong.
06:05Tennessee's a very long state.
06:08You know why they have...
06:09I'm familiar.
06:10Yeah, East, West, Central.
06:12That's why they have the three stars.
06:14I think that's what they stand for.
06:16I'm not sure that that's what they stand for.
06:18Dude, that is what they stand for.
06:18You just make a crap up!
06:19I swear to God, that's what that stands for.
06:23They have two separate time zones, which is like one of the only states in America that
06:28I think that does.
06:29It is three stars, the Tennessee flag.
06:33Three stars stand for East, Middle, and West Tennessee.
06:38Doesn't Florida have two time zones?
06:39No.
06:41Pensacola.
06:41Pensacola is an hour behind us?
06:43Yes.
06:44Oh, I know.
06:44Yeah, I was going to...
06:46When I was applying...
06:47I travel those parts a lot.
06:49Once you hit that I-10 and make a left...
06:51I remember being out on Pensacola.
06:53One of my guidance counselors wanted me to go...
06:57What school do they have there?
06:58Do they have West Florida?
06:59I think they have West Florida.
07:00He goes, yeah, this is a new college, West Florida.
07:02I was like, why don't you go to Central Times?
07:04I'm like, I'm out.
07:06Wait, wait.
07:08For an hour difference, you were out?
07:09I'm out.
07:10Nah, I didn't even go look.
07:11Even though I hear it's lovely up there.
07:13You haven't traveled...
07:14You haven't lived until you traveled somewhere and you left at 4.30 and got to the other place
07:19at 4.
07:20Oh, yeah.
07:21We've already seen how that goes for me on the plane.
07:23Not well.
07:23It's crazy.
07:24I went from South...
07:25I went from North Carolina to Hawaii and I left at 6 o'clock in the morning.
07:29I got there at 2 in the afternoon.
07:30Wow.
07:31That doesn't make any sense.
07:36Oh, man.
07:41Making hotels still have beds that you put a quarter in to shake?
07:44I think they do.
07:51They still do that?
07:52I don't know.
07:54What are those for?
07:55Is that just for a good time?
07:56What do they do?
07:57They're shaking for.
07:57I can't imagine that they're for anything else but a good time.
08:02A massage bed.
08:03I mean, if you're there to sleep, shaking doesn't help, right?
08:07There are beds that vibrate these days.
08:11Says the shaking quarter bed, commonly known as the magic fingers bed.
08:21Provided a coin-operated massage and relaxation experience.
08:26Really?
08:27In mid-century motels and hotels.
08:28Why is it only in motels and hotels, right?
08:33I wonder why.
08:35Hey, so...
08:36The cost.
08:36Inserting a quarter, sometimes a dime in the earlier versions, into the small control box
08:40activated the system.
08:41A single coin typically powered a motor attached to the bed frame for 10 to 15 minutes.
08:47The purpose?
08:48The mechanical vibration was designed to soothe tired travelers and ease muscle tension and
08:54help guests fall asleep.
08:55I don't think that's what it was used for.
08:56I mean...
08:57I think that's the PG version of it.
08:59That's funny because that's the same thing those ladies that was walking outside said.
09:03You're like...
09:06Ew.
