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Coaching Drama & Bird Knee Caps | Seahawks HC Mike Macdonald apologizes to Sean Payton, while Tobin throws a fit over Leroy, JFig, and Brittney disrespecting his bird knowledge.
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00:01I don't think you're funny.
00:03I don't think that's cute.
00:08Are you still hurt, buddy?
00:10Minus one.
00:12What's that?
00:16I don't know the words, but it's a nice...
00:21I'm surprised you don't know the words.
00:23I don't know the words.
00:25We should fuck together with our knees.
00:30Oh, that's how it goes.
00:33Billy Ellis was on to something.
00:38Hello.
00:39I'm hurt.
00:40Why?
00:40Did you guys talk about this more off-air?
00:43No, I couldn't stand to look at him.
00:45Did you take a lap?
00:47Wait, you know his last words to me were when he opened the door and left?
00:51You're dead to me?
00:51You're a special kind of idiot.
00:56I mean, you said that to him before plenty of time.
00:58This is not a good faith argument.
01:01Okay, I should have said their legs bend backwards.
01:03You're like, we actually learned the knees are up there.
01:06It's like, don't be Pat McAfee with Aaron Rodgers.
01:10Like, the legs bend backwards because you want to know why?
01:15That's their stupid knee.
01:16Whatever scientist is, that scientist is an idiot because that's their knee and their ankles are where their stupid paws
01:21are.
01:21So, you're saying Mother Earth is wrong.
01:25No, I'm saying the scientist got it wrong.
01:28Everybody knows the bird's legs bend backwards.
01:31So, do you think they bend backwards?
01:32Or do you think, do you think, let me ask you this.
01:34Do you think that birds have legs like us?
01:37I don't know.
01:37Last time I checked the chicken wing, I couldn't tell.
01:40Do you think birds...
01:41Go under your car seat for a second, please.
01:45Please, please.
01:48Listen, that chicken wing has been dismembered, so we wouldn't be able to tell.
01:53Man, you sound sounding good today.
01:55That does sound good.
01:57Let's get to headlines.
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02:08The Panthers, they have preseason action tonight at 7 o'clock against the Tampa Bay Lightning.
02:12A lot of Utes are going to be out there playing.
02:14A lot of Utes.
02:16Meanwhile, the Marlins will try and go for the sweep today against the Chicago Cubs at 2.20.
02:21You can hear that on AM 560 as the Fish go for the sweep.
02:27Dolphins are returning to the practice field today as they get ready for the Kansas City Chiefs at 1 o
02:32'clock.
02:33And you get game day uncensored coming your way at 9 a.m. on Sunday morning.
02:38The Hurricanes, right here on the day of Mario Cristobal's birth,
02:42they will take on the Central Michigan Chippewas.
02:48You feel good having a regular time?
02:51I do like it, yes.
02:52So you can enjoy the rest of your day instead of it being...
02:54Yeah, I don't have any fights or anything that day.
02:57I'm good.
02:58I like having the Friday night, just Friday night, a nice Friday night breather,
03:04and then I get to enjoy the football the next day.
03:06I like that.
03:06I like to get back into a regular routine.
03:08I got to pack.
03:10You know, will I watch college game day that day?
03:12Because I haven't watched college game day because there's been no college football for me to lead into.
03:15I'm just going to take it off.
03:16But, you know, I think I'll pass because I don't need another lecture on the Protect College Football Act.
03:21Oh, goodness.
03:22I'll pass.
03:23Can I just tell you that's...
03:25Come on.
03:28Whatever just happened to, like, you know, I wanted to get to Lee Corso, you know?
03:32That's like...
03:33How have they pissed on a show this good?
03:35The problem is, is that the people that are saying save college are basically saying,
03:43hey, let's get these kids back to where we had them.
03:46Feel saved.
03:47Feel like I'm watching fun.
03:49Right.
03:49Fun football.
03:50Everybody can compete.
03:52Yeah, I'm enjoying it.
03:53Without NIL, you think Ole Miss would have been able to get the talent they got?
03:58So sorry you guys aren't getting all the billions of dollars from the football.
04:02Right, exactly.
04:02I'm so sorry that you guys feel like football isn't football because Malachi Tony gets a little
04:09bit of the money.
04:10Oh, no.
04:12Right.
04:12Oh, no.
04:13What about all the companies that can sell the jersey with Malachi Tony's name?
04:16I know, dude.
04:18Right.
04:18We should protect college football.
04:20So now, you know, if you go back the other way, now those jerseys just have to have a one
04:26on them.
04:28So, so stupid.
04:29No name.
04:29Um, AJ Lopez says, I agree with Tobin on the long snapper take.
04:35They're not understanding what he is saying.
04:36Thank you, AJ.
04:37I appreciate you, buddy.
04:37Kick rock.
04:38By the way, the practice squad, the Dolphins just dumped one of their long snappers because
04:41they realized we don't need this.
04:43We have Jacob Rodriguez.
04:46Which is what I told you.
04:48No, it's not.
04:48What?
04:49I told you to have rando guys that can long snap.
04:52You didn't tell me that.
04:53You didn't tell me that.
04:54I literally told you my entire point has been there's no point of having a long snapper.
04:59It's been my entire take the whole time.
05:00You're not going to come back, back into my take and say, now you agree with me, unless
05:03you say you agree with me.
05:04No, you said they should go sign.
05:06No.
05:06The whole argument was they should bring in a guy who's a guard, but can long snap.
05:12No.
05:12I didn't say, I said it didn't have to be a guard.
05:14It just has to be somebody on your team.
05:16There's no need for having LS on your team.
05:19Just pick somebody to do it.
05:21That's literally been my entire point the whole time.
05:23You don't want guys who play doing that on a regular basis.
05:26Why not?
05:28It's not the easiest position to play.
05:30You get dumb trucked a lot.
05:31Oh, dude.
05:32I mean, you know what?
05:33Guess what?
05:34I saw a punter just drop the ball last week.
05:37They're not practicing hard enough then.
05:40That guy should be catching punts in Panama right now.
05:45I don't know from who, but he should be the hell away from the Dolphins.
05:49Yeah.
05:50They don't use their hands in Panama either.
05:53Why?
05:53He plays soccer.
05:56There's some baseball players.
05:58In baseball.
05:59Yeah.
06:00Mariano Rivera, isn't he from Panama?
06:03I think he is.
06:04Huh?
06:05Yeah.
06:05I hope he is.
06:06He had one job.
06:10He did.
06:10He had one job, and he did it the most pathetic way.
06:14Anyway.
06:15The guy says, wait, that clown is still here?
06:17Yeah, he's still here.
06:18They just kept him.
06:19I mean.
06:19He's been punting for 10 years.
06:20You know why?
06:21They're using the Tobin theory for the cheap skis.
06:26That's it.
06:27For the cheap skis.
06:27Rosé says, the punter had his backwards knees.
06:31Literally.
06:32Did he get arthritis in his hand?
06:35So, are you going to admit that you were wrong and that their knees don't bend backwards?
06:46Absolutely not.
06:47And that you misrepresented what you thought the knees were?
06:52Twitter continues to send screenshots, by the way.
06:56Who does?
06:57My favorite line in all of that was, have you ever eaten a chicken wing?
07:03You have to add, have you idiots ever eaten a...
07:05The idiots part is really...
07:07And my reply was, yeah, the chicken wasn't attached to it.
07:13So, you're telling me that we're eating chicken knee?
07:16No, you're not eating...
07:18No, we're eating chicken ankle.
07:20No, they're saying that is the ankle.
07:22Wait, listen.
07:23The chicken wing is not even the wing.
07:27It's the extra...
07:29You don't...
07:29Talk to me on the microphone.
07:30It's the extra part attached to the drumstick.
07:33That's the wing.
07:33Oh, no, that's the leg.
07:35It's the extra part.
07:37The chicken wing is not the wing.
07:39The flats is the shoulder.
07:40So, you need a diagram.
07:41Okay.
07:43No, no, no.
07:44This is the arm.
07:44No, no, no, no, no.
07:45That would technically be the arm.
07:47That's...
07:47That's...
07:48No.
07:49I'm telling you.
07:50You don't have to tell me.
07:51You're wrong.
07:51You've been wrong about this the entire time.
07:52They used to throw the chicken wing away.
07:54I know.
07:55Except for Sports Girl.
07:58Sports Girl puts damn near the whole chicken.
08:00They give you that handle.
08:01They don't do it anymore, though.
08:03They don't do it anymore?
08:04Really?
08:04Oh, I might go back now.
08:07Some of them do not.
08:09You have to have a container that can hold 700 chicken wings just to get a 20 piece because
08:17of the extra...
08:19Meanwhile, you guys remember this story?
08:21We talked about this yesterday.
08:23The Mike McDonald interview where he blasted Sean Payton for getting mad at him for stealing
08:28his plays from Twitter?
08:30Yeah.
08:31Well, apparently, the Seahawks freaked out and they're mad at that interviewer because
08:37he released that.
08:38Apparently, that wasn't supposed to be released.
08:40Oh, well, you know what you can do?
08:42Hmm?
08:42Ban him.
08:43That's what we do now.
08:44I don't think he's like an NFL Network guy.
08:45I don't think he cares.
08:46I think he's a rando interviewer.
08:49I think if you ban him from the Seahawks, he's like, I will never have to talk to a Seahawk
08:52again.
08:52It doesn't matter to me.
08:53Sure, ban me.
08:54Right.
08:54But he came out and he did apologize because he's like, I didn't know that you guys didn't
08:58want that out there.
09:01I'll give it a statement here.
09:02Hold on.
09:03This is from Graham Bessinger.
09:07He goes, due to ongoing media requests for comment, I want to clarify the timeline surrounding
09:13the portion of our recent interview with Mike McDonald that received attention this week.
09:16By the way, you have a little chicken wing something in there.
09:21Yeah, there you go.
09:22The complete Mike McDonald interview, including the conversation now at issue, was provided
09:26to Seahawks PR last Wednesday, five days before it was published on YouTube on Monday.
09:31During that time, there was no concern raised about the exchange.
09:33We were never asked to remove it.
09:35For the last couple of years, our typical practice for long-form interview has been to
09:38release some pre-interview conversation.
09:42Coach McDonald reached out to me directly yesterday morning, expressing concern.
09:45I immediately told him that we would remove the portion.
09:47We did, unfortunately.
09:49Damien is not my friend.
09:52Oh, so he...
09:53Unfortunately, it had been clipped from our interview on other online outlets and circulated
09:57everywhere.
09:57I'm told Coach that in hindsight, it regretted allowing the exchange to be included.
10:01That was my error in judgment.
10:03I have tremendous respect for Coach.
10:04We spent significant time together in Seattle.
10:06I came away impressed not only by Woody's accomplishments in such a short period of time, but the person
10:10that he is.
10:10The last thing I would do is want one exchange to overshadow the story.
10:14Also, I would give...
10:15I have great respect for Sean Payton, whom I've had the opportunity to profile previously.
10:20So he made the mistake.
10:22Well, to be honest, it kind of sounds like Seahawks PR made the mistake because they had
10:28the whole copy and they didn't flag it.
10:30They had the interview for five days.
10:31Nobody looked at it.
10:33So that sounds like it's a Todd the Intern problem.
10:36Mr. McDonald, Mr. McDonald, I forgot to tell you.
10:39So, I mean, now you know why coaches say nothing.
10:43That's exactly right.
10:44And you want them to be personable.
10:46You want them to...
10:47That's why they're not.
10:49So good luck with that in the future.
10:53You're going to get answers like, hey, so what do you think?
10:55Yeah.
10:57Dave South says, Tobin has been 0-2 on Bird Anatomy.
10:59I'm 2-0!
11:00You just have to...
11:01You guys are technicalities.
11:03Your inability to admit that you're wrong is really crazy.
11:08Knees, legs.
11:09You guys are being jackasses about this.
11:11No, we're not.
11:12Truly.
11:13Really?
11:14You said knees.
11:15Why are you so upset?
11:17We're just trying to tell you what we see.
11:19We were asked about the knees.
11:20You extended this quibble to an extent that you were to be.
11:22You said she was Googling wrong.
11:24She is Googling wrong.
11:25Because here's the thing.
11:26If that's not...
11:26Yeah, I'm not Googling wrong.
11:29Listen, you're Googling wrong.
11:30And first of all, we're never going to trust your opinion on birds.
11:33We know what you do to them.
11:34All right.
11:35Second of all, if that's the ankle, then what the hell is the thing that holds up the foot?
11:40I got you guys.
11:42What?
11:45Who holds up a foot?
11:46If the bent back...
11:47The foot's on the ground.
11:47How do you hold a foot up?
11:49Because it's supported by what, typically?
11:51The ankle.
11:51Look at this.
11:52I have a diagram for you, buddy.
11:53Here you go.
11:53Boom.
11:54What the hell is a...
11:55What the hell is a hallux?
11:58That's...
12:00You're missing the point already.
12:01Oh, wait.
12:01Time out.
12:03Look, kneecap is going backwards.
12:07No.
12:08Which way is the bird facing?
12:10Here you go, guys.
12:11Oh, your knee.
12:12Oh, ankle.
12:13That's not the knee.
12:14That's...
12:15No.
12:15How are you going to argue with...
12:18There's multiple diagrams.
12:20All things you're wrong.
12:22And you still think we're Googling wrong.
12:24That would mean our knee is up here.
12:26That's stupid.
12:27That's my head.
12:27No.
12:27Okay, but it's not this...
12:28Why are you comparing...
12:29We are in the birds.
12:30Like, we don't...
12:31Because we literally started comparing this to Jaden Daniels.
12:35Don't believe...
12:36You did probably.
12:37That's how we started this.
12:40What is going on?
12:43And to be fair, it's his arm, not even his leg.
12:46Yeah.
12:47Leroy's the one who brought it up, not me.
12:48It went the wrong way.
12:50Right.
12:50And you said it was like a bird breaking.
12:51And I was like, no, because birds go backwards.
12:54They don't.
12:55They do.
12:56They literally do that.
12:58Their ankles go backwards.
12:58Yeah, but that's not their ankles.
13:00Let's be real.
13:00It's the hallux, which isn't even a thing.
13:03Do we have a hallux?
13:04You're not a bird!
13:06Why do you want to...
13:08You're not a bird!
13:08All right, so again, you guys are making...
13:09Does a bird have a prostate?
13:11You're not making good faces.
13:12I don't know.
13:12Maybe they do.
13:14Do birds have a bird?
13:15No.
13:19You know why?
13:20Because they're birds.
13:21You ever see that duck penis?
13:25You're going to hell.
13:28Like, really?
13:29That's where you went?
13:32You know, you'll shock me if I see one of them old ducks and they have, like, truck nuts.
13:40What is going on?
13:42I'm so sorry for everyone who's just tuning in.
13:47See that thing?
13:49What are you showing him?
13:51What are you showing him?
13:53I'm just showing Leroy duck penis.
13:58That's like a corkscrew.
14:00I'm so happy I did not miss out on this segment.
14:04You know that person's white, right?
14:06Who?
14:07The person that's looking for it.
14:10Right there.
14:11You know what?
14:12I think they're right.
14:14I want to go back to the vibrating bed segment because that was very interesting.
14:19Bobby, get off there.
14:25Well, it's because of, uh...
14:26What was he singing?
14:28I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
14:30Yeah, he's, like, shaking on the back.
14:33I'll tell you what I want, what I'm saying.
14:35Bobby.
14:37So if we looked at the duck mating diagram, you can see here, because of the duck ass, it needs
14:43to have an elongated thing for the male duck.
14:45Like, you know.
14:47I hate this so much.
14:49I love it so much.
14:51How did we get here?
14:53I don't know.
14:55It's kind of like when the gas station pump has to, like, go across to the other side because you're
14:59at a rest stop.
15:01That's duck penis.
15:04Pardon?
15:06I'm just so...
15:07Why is that?
15:09Because his nuts are all up in his chest.
15:12Look.
15:12Hmm.
15:15Well, he could use promo code SHOWPONY, and he gets his third month free.
15:19He can...
15:20Word testicles, he can hear and procreate near the same area.
15:25Mm-hmm.
15:27He's a Chinchillian.
15:30Chinchillian?
15:32What?
15:33No, is it...
15:34That's what it's called?
15:35A Chinchilla.
15:36No, a Ball-Chillian.
15:38A Chinballian?
15:39No, a Ball-Chillian.
15:41From Men in Black.
15:43Man, look where those duck testicles are.
15:45No, they're way up there.
15:46Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
15:47By his ears.
15:48He can hear and procreate in the same area.
15:52It's science.
15:53The science that you choose to ignore?
15:55He's a Ball-Chillian.
15:56Yeah, he's a Ball-Chillian.
15:57We have a disagreement in description of anatomy.
16:00Yeah, you have no idea.
16:02No, you have no idea.
16:03So now Google's right because...
16:06Well, it's a diagram.
16:07It's an old-school diagram.
16:09I showed you three diagrams, and you said I was wrong.
16:13Here's another one.
16:15Not the knee.
16:16Oh, yeah.
16:16I should trust something that just says, not the knee.
16:18It's like somebody got a t-shirt made.
16:23Apparently, we're not the only ones arguing this.
16:27Yeah, because you want to know why?
16:29Because sometimes we got to look at the scientists and be like, you guys are idiots.
16:33You know, because you have some...
16:34Oh, he's got a hawk, Joey.
16:35Go back to that piece.
16:35Idiots doesn't mean that they're wrong.
16:38They're wrong.
16:39This is how they were created.
16:41Hey, you know, for so long, look, hawk, Joey, is the ankle.
16:47Hawk has his own joint?
16:48That's what I'm saying.
16:49That's what I said.
16:53So, here's the deal.
16:56You were wrong.
16:57Nope.
16:57Because what you thought was the knee wasn't the knee.
17:00But the leg still bends backwards.
17:01And that's okay.
17:02The leg still bends backwards.
17:03No, the ankle bends backwards.
17:04The leg bends backwards.
17:06But our, technically, you know that our ankle, but our ankle technically bends backwards.
17:11Your ankle bends backwards.
17:12Your ankle bends backwards.
17:13But there's no more leg.
17:14It doesn't matter.
17:16They're just up on their toes like this.
17:16But there's no more leg.
17:17No, wait.
17:18They're just up on their toes.
17:19That's all.
17:20Not a flamingo.
17:22So, you pick one bird.
17:25Ostrich.
17:26Yeah, but guess where their knees are?
17:28Under the feathers.
17:30Neither are nuts, according to the duck diagram.
17:37This is so interesting.
17:39Do you think we have a show after today?
17:40Or do you think this is it?
17:41No, I think this is it.
17:43Our boss is out.
17:44Vlad literally just walked in here and was like, I cannot even fathom that you guys are talking about this
17:48right now.
17:49Oh, man.
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