00:00Hello Ring Roast, how are you?
00:01Hi, I'm just wondering, do you deliver roast dinners?
00:05Dogs dinners?
00:06Roast dinners!
00:07Yes, we do roast dinners. We do them on a Wednesday and a Sunday.
00:11And do you do them on Christmas?
00:13Yes, I'm doing them for Christmas Day and Boxing Day, but I've sold out this year.
00:18Oh, I need a Christmas dinner, because I don't think my mum's going to make me a Christmas dinner.
00:25Have you got no brothers or sisters you could go to, or aunties?
00:28No, it's just me, my mum, my Uncle Barry and my dog. My dog can't cook.
00:34What about your Uncle Barry? Where's your Uncle Barry live? Does he live near where you live?
00:38He lives with us. He's not my real uncle. He just stays with my mum and they play wrestling.
00:44We've fully sold out. I think we've done 75 dinners we've got to deliver on Christmas Day.
00:48But next year, we're thinking about expanding. My mum's on about getting a farm next year, so we can have
00:53cackle on it.
00:53We're going to buy some cows and some sheep, so we've got more meat, if you know what I mean.
00:57If you're doing any pork, you can have my mum, because she's a lazy pig.
01:02Oh, you don't? Your mum bought you up. You can't say that's about your mum.
01:06Don't your mum do the Christmas Day dinner then, anymore?
01:10How many dinners would you want?
01:11Just me.
01:12What's your mum and Barry going to do for dinner?
01:14Oh, I don't care.
01:16They'll sort themselves out. They'll probably just have takeaway or something.
01:20You'd have to go on the website, ring the roast, punch in your location where you live.
01:26If you're in that radius of where we deliver, we can deliver you a dinner every week.
01:30Every week? I just want one Christmas dinner.
01:32Yeah, but we're fully booked at the moment.
01:34Just cancel someone. I've not got a Christmas dinner.
01:38Well, can't you have a word with somebody else, one of your neighbours, to get a dinner for you?
01:42Just tell them that you've got no money for the food.
01:44I've got money. That's why I'm trying to order a Christmas dinner off you.
01:48Because we're so cheap and because we do a good service all the time. We're sold out every week.
01:53I only want a little dinner. I want meat and no sprouts. That's it.
01:59Well, it's a matter of the sprouts. Sprouts are all right. They make you a good toilet.
02:03They do make you a good toilet.
02:04Carrots make you see in the dark, don't they?
02:06I heard that carrots help you see in the dark.
02:09Our electric went one night and I got the carrot and I couldn't see anything.
02:14If I had a spare dinner, I'd bring you one now.
02:16I'm not hungry now. I had some chocolate before.
02:19We don't just do dinners. We do puddings as well.
02:21Do you do an Uncle Barry?
02:23Because my mum calls him a pudding all the time.
02:26What, a plum pudding, you mean?
02:28Yeah, a shipping pudding.
02:30That's a good idea. I could make a plum pudding.
02:32Tell what we do. We do jam roly-poly.
02:34We do chocolate fudge cake with all chocolate sauce.
02:37Do you do Haribo?
02:39No, but we might be doing more puddings next year.
02:41I'm getting hungry now.
02:43I want a Christmas dinner with meat and gravy and no sprouts and a pudding.
02:51Yeah. What pudding do you want?
02:52Not an Uncle Barry.
02:53Roly-poly?
02:54No, my mum does roly-poly when she's drunk.
02:58What do you mean when she's drunk?
02:59When she's had a drink, she trips over her feet and she does roly-poly.
03:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:08Well, we do sticky toffee pudding as well.
03:11We could stick her hands together or feet together, we stick toffee pudding, couldn't we?
03:14We could stick her to the handpost up the road, keep her out the house.
03:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:20I'll let you know about getting a dinner.
03:22Wednesdays we do, like, a special.
03:24We do a cottage pie or a fish pie.
03:26And on Sundays we do roast beef, roast chicken, roast gammon, roast pork, roast lamb.
03:32Oh, that sounds nice.
03:34All homemade Yorkshire's. It's my grand's recipe. Nobody can have it.
03:37They have it.
03:38No, no one's allowed. We've had it 70 years now.
03:41There's one ingredient that nobody else puts in there, Yorkshire. Look what you do.
03:44Jam.
03:45No, it's not jam.
03:46Ketchup.
03:47No.
03:48Soy sauce.
03:49No. I'll tell you another time.
03:50Haribo.
03:51It could be.
03:52Oh!
03:53We could make some Haribo, Yorkshire pudding. It's comfortable with jam.
03:56That's my idea. Don't you pinch it.
03:58And there's an iron in the centre.
04:00That's my idea.
04:01And then a candle on the top.
04:03To thank everybody for the nice Yorkshire puddings that my grandma used to make.
04:07Okay, then. Nice to speak to you.
04:09And you. Thank you.
04:11Thank you. Bye.
04:12Love you.
04:13Love you.
04:13Love you.
04:14Bye. Love you more.
04:16Love you more.
04:17See you in a bit.
04:18See you in a bit, Haribo.
04:19Love you. Bye.
04:21Don't pinch my eye there for the Haribo Yorkshire pudding.
04:25Stupid.
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