00:00We're just talking.
00:02I'm taking my mic off.
00:03Maybe it's disrespectful that you tell us we have to play the quiet game.
00:06You're treating us like children.
00:13Virtual reality.
00:15Hi, I'm Danny Murphy.
00:16I'm Evan Real.
00:17And we are giggling because, well, I still just want the pizza from the pizza night that never got to
00:21happen.
00:21What the hell?
00:23What the hell?
00:24Well, here's the whole thing.
00:25Well, I honestly think Jen is a trooper.
00:28Yeah.
00:29The fact that Jen, well, I, because it's Orange County.
00:32Are they the only franchise that does the two trips on one episode thing?
00:37This seems to be a pattern for them.
00:39And I think it works.
00:40I think it works mainly because Shannon doesn't want to be with Tamra.
00:43Right.
00:44So it has to work.
00:45I think that's the only way they have this happen.
00:47And also Tamra kind of wanted some space from Shannon after, like, Shannon didn't want to celebrate.
00:53But she's like, I'll take space from you if you want space from me.
00:55Right.
00:55So they separated.
00:57It was Tamra, Heather, Carmela, Gina, and then Emily, Vicky, Shannon, Jen.
01:04And I do feel like when they got to Vicky's house that she proudly owns, her third house that she
01:08owns, they were kind of just talking about how her crashing out over the ring and Tamra's comment.
01:14But they brought up a good point.
01:17Why?
01:17Whenever you get angry or push into a corner, you just start yelling at Jen.
01:21And then she goes, well, Jen's low hanging fruit.
01:23When you get frustrated, you go for Jen.
01:25Probably.
01:27She's low hanging fruit.
01:30Oh, that is so not nice, Vicky.
01:35I know.
01:36That's really a poor Jen.
01:38And Jen being such a trooper is like, eh, like, kind of being just like sweet, like, as sweet as
01:44she could be, because she has manners.
01:45She's in someone's house.
01:46She's like, I'm a papaya.
01:47Yeah, look at that.
01:48What's that low?
01:49Or, like, something for growth on the ground.
01:50I don't know, you know?
01:51Yeah.
01:51So then I kind of was like, this trip is like, I'm like, you have to go golfing and then
01:55make pizzas?
01:57I'd do the pizzas.
01:58Oh, I'd order the pizza.
01:59Oh, they made them.
02:01Yeah.
02:02That's a lot of work.
02:03Actually, they didn't make them.
02:04But, so then they had all that happen.
02:06So while that's going on, Carmela's getting pulled over because her registration is expired.
02:12Oh, sh**, we're getting pulled over.
02:14We are?
02:14Oh, sh**.
02:15Oh, my God.
02:16Oh, my God.
02:17Oh, my God.
02:18You know, we don't think you trashy, but like, the fact that Heather's in the back of her car late
02:22with her Erwan smoothies.
02:24And then Carmela, the blinkers are on.
02:26And also because like, the car was blacked out.
02:29I don't know if that's because of the windows.
02:30Oh, do we, like, did she have, like, blackout tints on them?
02:35I don't, I don't.
02:35Aren't those kind of illegal in most places?
02:37Well, I guess that's why she got pulled.
02:38I don't, I wasn't sure.
02:39Oh, she got pulled over because of that.
02:40How crazy that they caught that on camera.
02:43I know.
02:43And I guess, I guess what happened is they ran the plates and then the registration was also expired.
02:48Oh, Carmela.
02:50I hate that toy girl.
02:51At least her license wasn't expired.
02:53Yeah, right.
02:54You know what I mean?
02:55Yeah.
02:55And they were, well, also that Tamara's a little annoyed that Carmela, which also actually,
03:01I think Fancy Pants rubbed off on Carmela because she showed up to Tamara's house and was like,
03:05oh, do you mind if I just curl my hair?
03:06Oh, okay.
03:07Tamara's like, we're supposed to leave at 11 and it's like 1245 and they're going to
03:10pick up Heather because that's the thing, they had to drive to Heather's to do all of
03:15that.
03:15But they sat down and I guess before we get back to Vicky's blowout, Heather and Gina fighting
03:22over the real estate, I, they just don't, and even Heather in her confessional, she was
03:27like, I love Gina, but it's moments like this that make it hard to love her.
03:30And I love our friendship.
03:31But these kinds of moments really set me back or something like that.
03:35Why do you think Gina was so pissed?
03:38Because I mean, both she and Carmela do real estate.
03:41I actually think maybe my perspective is cause Heather didn't even want to bother Carmela
03:47with a rental.
03:48So maybe out of respect, she also chose not to bother Gina, who she's historically been
03:54closer with and has a relationship with like, oh, I really don't want to bother you with
03:57a rental because you're doing amazing things and I just don't want to take any of your time.
04:01And I think, I feel like Heather had a good point where she's like, so I asked Carmela
04:05about a rental in the town she lives in.
04:08Like she's familiar with that area.
04:10No, even if it's like, not even as a real estate agent, just as a resident.
04:13Right.
04:14And I, but I get Gina's, well.
04:16I understand like the principle of it.
04:18And then cause bringing up the whole, like two seasons ago or whatever it was when Heather
04:22was, they thought, Tamara told Heather that Gina was using her for her business, real estate
04:28connections or something like that.
04:29But then I think it was like, Heather was like, I never said that.
04:32Right.
04:33Like that actually.
04:34Heather really just gets thrown on her a lot.
04:37Yeah.
04:37And I get like, I think Gina was kind of like, I don't want to be a little messy.
04:41And I love that one.
04:42I love when Gina's a little messy.
04:43I love when she's involved.
04:44And also cause she gets hurt.
04:45Yeah.
04:45And I think there's something like she's getting to a good place with Carmela.
04:48But I feel this entire season, Gina has been looking at Carmela a little sideways.
04:52So I think the real estate of it all is not helping that.
04:56Right.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Dueling real estate divas.
04:58But I do, Carmela is such a forgiving girl.
05:00Yeah.
05:01She really gets over it pretty quickly.
05:03The only thing.
05:03And I think it would make, and I feel like it was like Tamara just going like, what do you
05:06not like
05:07about Heather?
05:07She didn't say it like that.
05:08But you guys, you remember the time when she was like, what about Heather?
05:11That like annoys you.
05:12And then she was just kind of like, I felt it was a little phony.
05:15Heather being like, I'm so excited to get to know you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
05:17over text while she's talking .
05:18But I think they're going to work through that.
05:19I don't know how Vicky's going to work through all this stuff though.
05:21Well, and then the mic of it all, right?
05:23Like how, what, how do you feel about that?
05:25Well, it's interesting how he keeps on appearing on trips where they're filming when he seemingly
05:31doesn't want to be on camera.
05:32Yeah.
05:33And then when Vicky's like, he owns this house too.
05:35Michael knew I was going to be out there for one night with the girls, but he's coming
05:38back from a project, which is two hours away and it's his house too.
05:41So he can come whenever he wants.
05:43Okay.
05:44But he knows that you're filming.
05:47That felt very odd to me.
05:48And then the girl seemed on pins and needles around him, even though he was just like hiding
05:52in his room the most of the time.
05:54Right.
05:54Because she has expressed before, correct me if I'm wrong, that he really doesn't like,
05:58like she has said that out loud.
05:59Yes.
06:00And so to your point, why does he keep showing up when cameras are there?
06:05And she's like, stop talking about this because I don't want Mike to know.
06:07And I was like, what do you want?
06:08Like, I guess the issue, right.
06:10Is that if she causes a scene in front of him, that's not good girl behavior and she'll never
06:14get the ring.
06:15I guess not.
06:15But she keeps on.
06:16And also, oh my God.
06:17When, when Mike was there and she said to these ladies and stop talking about when we're
06:21getting married.
06:22Hi, Mike.
06:22How you doing?
06:23Tell them to lay off me about us getting married.
06:25Tell them to lay off me about us getting married.
06:27We're listening.
06:27No, we can do it when we want.
06:29Nobody's going to force us.
06:31We're happy.
06:33Vicky.
06:34I'm like, also, I'm like, it wasn't really, I'm like, you're saying that to Shannon,
06:38Emily, and Jen.
06:39These are the girls who don't care.
06:41Do you think that Vicky does want to get married?
06:43There's a part of me that thinks that she doesn't really actually give a .
06:46No, the bigger question is, is there a part of Vicky that doesn't want to be on this
06:49death in show?
06:50Oh.
06:51And that's why I don't get why she's, she made such a hell of a little of coming back
06:54or whatever.
06:55Right.
06:55And now it's seeming like she's not enjoying the experience.
06:58Right.
06:58Like I was so excited to have her back, but I only want her back if she's going to be
07:01loving it, you know?
07:03I know.
07:03Like she loves to say, whoop it up and it's on the hat, but we're not whooping.
07:06I know.
07:07Cause both on Orange County and on Ultimate Girls Trip, which are now airing simultaneously,
07:12it just seems like every scene is not fun for her.
07:15Not fun for her.
07:16Yeah.
07:16I just want her to have fun.
07:17Emily and Jen are like, what is this trip?
07:20And then even so when Vicky's in the hot tub and it's like, I'm bored.
07:23What are we going to talk about?
07:23What are we talking about?
07:25So then I think Emily, obviously I probably annoyed at that is like, let's talk about
07:29how you call Jen low hanging fruit.
07:31And then Vicky trying to get out of the hot tub with a busted knee.
07:34At least she tried.
07:36Shannon.
07:36Shannon, you help people with me.
07:38I have no strength in this luck leg.
07:40Okay.
07:41Come on in.
07:41Because you can't stay out there and talk about it.
07:43Ow.
07:43Ow.
07:44And Shannon helped her.
07:45So even, and I do actually shout out to Shannon because even though I'm sure it
07:50wasn't the comfortable choice she wanted to do, she was very supportive of Jen and telling
07:56Vicky like, I wouldn't like if I was called the hanging fruit.
07:59You wouldn't like that.
08:00No one would like that.
08:00Well, it's not nice.
08:01It's not nice.
08:01Yeah.
08:02And then them awkwardly making the pizza in silence and Shannon trying to go, Shannon
08:08just trying to be her little goofy self.
08:11She's so goofy.
08:12I like this tomato sauce.
08:14Could you tell what kind of tomato sauce it was?
08:16No, I want to know.
08:17Oh, I want to.
08:17Yeah.
08:18I need to eat Shannon's favorite tomato sauce.
08:20Yeah.
08:20Well, it's a pizza sauce.
08:22And then also I think then they were like, do you like the sauce?
08:24She's like, I don't know what to say.
08:26She was just trying to fill the void because it was so hauntingly awkward.
08:29And then when Emily and Jen tried to, well, Jen was like, I'm sorry if this feels weird
08:36for you.
08:36And then Vicky's like, I'm sorry for calling you the lying fruit.
08:38Emily, I don't know what I'm sorry for you about.
08:40And then Emily was like, kind of, and I think like Emily's a really good foe for Vicky.
08:44Not even foe.
08:44Yeah.
08:45That's not the right word, but like.
08:46Like an adversary.
08:47Yeah.
08:48Yeah.
08:48Just being like.
08:49Opponent.
08:49You are not like, you're not giving anybody a chance to do anything and like, or express
08:55themselves.
08:56And then Vicky just storms to take off her mic and talk to Mike as, and I don't even know
09:01it says it ended with the to be continued if Jen and Emily are taking a two hour Uber
09:04in their pajamas.
09:05Cause like, they're essentially like, they're not kicked out, but they kind of are kicked
09:09out.
09:09Cause Vicky was kicking up production.
09:11Huh?
09:12So it's a whole mess.
09:12I don't really know.
09:13I don't understand why she's so angry over this particular matter.
09:16I feel like worse things have happened on Housewives that she's been involved in.
09:19So much worse has happened.
09:20So I don't, I think it is just the proximity of Mike being there.
09:24Yeah.
09:24It's, I don't want him to cramp her style.
09:27Like she's meant to be on TV.
09:29She's meant to be on Housewives.
09:30And I don't think she needs a man who doesn't facilitate ease in her life for her to just
09:35be the television star she was born to be.
09:37And also, is there a moment where it's like, does Vicky just think Mike doesn't care and
09:40Mike actually doesn't give a s**t?
09:41You know what I mean?
09:41Cause like he was just in his room quiet.
09:43That's true.
09:44It's not like he was saying like, girl, stop.
09:46And I'm sure if he was just like, you're talking about Jen being a low hanging fruit.
09:49Like, right.
09:50Like maybe that's a false narrative that she's concocted.
09:53I don't know.
09:53Yeah.
09:54I don't know.
09:54But I mean, by the way, you do a great Vicky when you were impersonating her.
09:57I want to say that.
09:58Oh, I appreciate that.
09:59Maybe, maybe cause my knee hurt.
10:00I don't know.
10:00Something, something in the water.
10:01Who knows?
10:02In the water that she paid $400 to heat up, she said.
10:05Oh, I miss that.
10:06Oh, geez.
10:07She said that in passing.
10:07I was like, girl, what's your hot tub going on?
10:09At least it was hot.
10:10Who even knows?
10:10It was hot.
10:11Worth the money?
10:12I suppose.
10:13I do hate a cold pool or, you know, when a hot tub is not hot enough.
10:16So.
10:17And then, oh, and then also when she kicked Emily and Jen out of the pool, it's like,
10:20you have to get out of the pool because I don't want you guys talking about me.
10:22So they had to awkwardly dry off and start making pizza.
10:24Well, baby, we'll talk about you somewhere else.
10:26That's, that's what I'm like.
10:27We don't have to do it in the pool.
10:28We're going against Emily, who always calls you Victoria, which I feel is a power play
10:31move.
10:31Totally.
10:32I know.
10:32Do you think that Vicky likes it and doesn't realize it's a power play move?
10:38I don't think, I don't, I think she's never really said anything about it.
10:41But Emily only refers to her as Victoria.
10:42Only.
10:43You're right.
10:43She's never called her Vicky.
10:45That's that lawyer.
10:46That's that legally brunette brain.
10:47Victoria.
10:48Victoria's a nice name.
10:49Yeah.
10:49Victoria doesn't like us talking about Michael.
10:52Emily.
10:53Victoria.
10:53Victoria.
10:53What if she just went by Tori?
10:55Oh, Tori Spelling.
10:56Hibachi.
10:57I'm getting Hibachi soon.
10:58Oh, that's right.
10:59I want Tori Spelling it.
11:00Google that tabloid story from a decade and a half ago.
11:02Be careful.
11:03If she fell on Hibachi.
11:05Yeah.
11:05Tori Spelling fell on a Hibachi grill.
11:07She did.
11:07No, she did.
11:07That's the kind of, wouldn't you love to see that on Orange County?
11:10Well, no, I don't want anyone to get Hibachi'd, but like if it did happen.
11:14It would happen on Orange County.
11:16Right.
11:16It's very Orange County coated.
11:18I actually can't have Shannon Medore near the onion volcano.
11:20Oh, no, no, no.
11:21Actually, Hibachi seems like a dangerous place for Shannon Medore.
11:23She would fall on the grill.
11:25And I don't actually, now that I, I don't want that to happen.
11:28No.
11:29Like I don't want Shannon to burn herself on Hibachi grill, like at all.
11:32We're being real for real.
11:33I would like her to enjoy a nice Hibachi dinner.
11:35Yeah.
11:36Yeah.
11:36Let's do it away from this.
11:38Let's do it takeout.
11:39Yeah.
11:39Well, she needs to only get takeout because then when she went to the restaurant,
11:42she saw the guy that she made out with an Uber with a girl half her age.
11:45Oh, Shannon.
11:46Oh, shit.
11:47It's always such a struggle for Shannon.
11:48It really is.
11:49I'm glad she has the pasta sauce she likes.
11:51Yeah.
11:51We're sending her love and maybe we'll send her more of the pasta sauce.
11:54Yeah.
11:54And some Hibachi takeout or leftovers.
11:56Actually, no, we'll get you your own dish.
11:57Don't worry.
11:58But we're going to see next week what happens with Vicky's crash out.
12:00And I just can't wait until Tamra hears about it.
12:02Oh, yeah.
12:05Tamra's going to lose her mind, but stay tuned for that next week.
12:07Let's do it.
12:07We'llgliver and then break.
12:08How about some?
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