Two friends - Andy and Harry - get into trouble while they are trying to prevent the marriage of Andy's daughter.
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00:00When I see the element, element, that's where you stop your train, hey, I'll remain for money, damn it.
00:11I'm a funeral.
00:16Folks, I want to announce the engagement of my daughter, Peggy, to Homer Ashcraft.
00:25A big oil man.
00:29Yes, sir, I'm losing a great pal.
00:33No, you ain't, Jim. We'll always be pals.
00:38Listen, miss, me and Homer, we was raised together.
00:46Why, we fought side by side for 11 years through grammar school and 12 years through high school.
00:56How many years off for good behavior?
01:00They'd have graduated in July if the school house hadn't burned down.
01:04And how?
01:06Why not have the wedding after he graduates?
01:09You'll be an old maid if you wait that long.
01:11Now, you and he, he and you, one and one are always two.
01:18Won't you tell us, hon, when you're gonna be one?
01:22You're so smart, he's so dumb.
01:25It takes two to do this.
01:27Someone's tell us, hon.
01:29Someone's tell us, hon.
01:32When you're gonna be one.
01:47She's so sweet and he's so sour.
01:58Let's, uh, let's do something else.
02:00What do you think?
02:00Peggy? Peggy?
02:01Hello, darling.
02:04Everything is arranged for our open.
02:06I'll be back at 4 o'clock this afternoon to get you and we'll get married.
02:10Gosh, we'll be happy, won't we?
02:12Yes.
02:12And we'll go to Niagara Falls for our honeymoon.
02:16Oh.
02:17Uh, pardon the intrusion.
02:19Now, don't forget, 4 o'clock this afternoon, huh?
02:21Goodbye.
02:21Bye.
02:22Gosh, I'm so happy I forgot.
02:24Goodbye.
02:25Goodbye.
02:26Homer.
02:27Goodbye.
02:27Bye.
02:34Homer, Homer, now listen.
02:36Homer, wait a minute.
02:37Take it easy, old man.
02:38Take it easy, Homer.
02:39Take it easy, Homer.
02:42Now, you'll feel better.
02:44You're all right.
02:45Oh, boy, boys, play something.
02:46Play something.
02:47Walk right in and turn around and walk right out again.
02:51Something for Homer to sing.
02:53Oh.
02:54Yeah.
02:54Sing, Homer.
02:55You're all right.
02:56Say, do you know roses bring dreams of you?
03:06Roses.
03:07Roses.
03:10Roses.
03:14Roses.
03:15Roses.
03:15Roses bring the loo.
03:18Oh.
03:18Whoa.
03:19Whoa.
03:20Whoa.
03:21Whoa.
03:21Whoa.
03:22Whoa.
03:23Whoa.
03:24Huh?
03:24What's wrong?
03:25What's the matter, Homer?
03:26Hey, take this.
03:28Take that drink.
03:31Hey, you feel better, Homer?
03:35Try it again, Homer.
03:47Here, Homer.
03:53Here, Homer.
04:00Hey, Homer! Homer!
04:02Peggy! Peggy! Homer!
04:06Homer, what's the matter?
04:11Take it off my body.
04:14Meet you outside. Yes.
04:19Peggy!
04:23Gee, you're certainly falling for her.
04:26Oh, well, she's a darn good kid.
04:28She?
04:30Say, Homer, you're playing a little rough.
04:33Oh, I'll treat her gently.
04:35Gosh, I'd like to marry her myself.
04:41Oh, you would, eh?
04:43Yeah.
04:47Say, did you mean that?
04:49I meant every bit of it. You bet I did.
04:52You're sure? I know what I did.
04:54There's nobody that can give it to me.
04:55Oh!
05:06Now, you suck.
05:08Wait a minute.
05:09According to Hoyle.
05:11According to anybody. I don't care.
05:13We've been pals 20 years, Jim.
05:17Yeah?
05:17Well, this is where friendship seizes.
05:19Yes?
05:20Yeah.
05:20You can bet your whiskers it does.
05:22This is gonna hurt me more than it is you.
05:24Yeah, but not in the same spot.
05:26Maybe not.
05:27Now, go ahead.
05:30Say, hit where you're looking.
05:33I did.
05:34Oh, you did.
05:36Yeah, I did.
05:40Homer.
05:41Hey, listen, Homer.
05:42Use a little bit.
05:44Homer, cut it out, will you now?
05:47Homer, I told you to cut it out, will you?
05:50Say, listen.
05:51I don't care.
05:51I don't care.
05:51I hate you enough.
05:53I don't care.
05:55I bet you that you...
06:04Hey, Peggy.
06:05Come here.
06:06Get in here.
06:14Hey, Peggy.
06:15Peggy.
06:15Come here.
06:16I'll get you.
06:18I'll get you.
06:18Don't worry.
06:19Quick, quick, quick.
06:20Quick, quick, quick.
06:21You hear me?
06:23Don't worry.
06:26Put that cover back on.
06:28Do I marry your daughter, Peggy?
06:29No.
06:30All right.
06:30No marriage, no cover.
06:31And you try to make me put it back on.
06:32Goodbye.
06:33Goodbye.
06:34Goodbye.
06:35Come back here.
06:35Come back here.
06:36Come back down here.
06:37I'll have the law.
06:40Help.
06:42Help.
06:43Goodbye.
06:45Help.
06:46Mark.
06:47The kidnappers.
06:49What's the matter?
06:50Get me out of this.
06:51What happened?
06:52What happened?
06:53Come on.
06:53Come on.
06:54I'm trying.
06:57The Japs town slashed.
07:00What happened?
07:01What happened?
07:02There was a law.
07:03Who?
07:03Peggy's a law.
07:04Phone the sheriff.
07:06Come on, Homer.
07:06Get the deputies, too.
07:08All right.
07:08I'll call the militia.
07:10All right.
07:12Listen.
07:13I'm your father.
07:14And I forbid the marriage.
07:17Come on, Homer.
07:18Put off.
07:21What's the matter?
07:22I don't know.
07:24We'll jack up.
07:25We'll get the wrong.
07:26While I get those jacks.
07:27Hey, Peggy.
07:29Come back.
07:30Come back.
07:31Let's go.
07:37Peggy, come back here.
07:39Homer, come on.
07:41Hey, you down there killed me.
07:43I can't worry about that now.
07:45Oh, shit.
07:50Come back.
07:53Oh, shit.
07:55Come back.
07:56Come back.
07:56Oh, shit.
07:57Oh, shit.
08:03Come back.
08:05Oh, shit.
08:12Come back.
08:13Hang on.
08:13I'll take a law.
08:14I'll get you there now.
08:16Pull over.
08:17Let our guns are going over.
08:18Come on.
08:18What do you say?
08:19Hey.
08:20I'll get you.
08:21Hang on the road.
08:23Right.
08:23Whatever I'm doing.
08:24Hey, hey, hey.
08:25I'll get you, fella.
08:31Where are you going?
08:32I'm going first.
08:35Ow!
08:36Hey, what's that?
08:38Pardon me.
08:39Where's Justice Brown?
08:40Yes.
08:40We want to get married the worst way.
08:42Yes.
08:42He's at the country club.
08:44Thanks very much.
08:48Gosh.
08:48Here they are now.
08:49Hurry up.
08:50Let's get out of here.
08:52We'll get them.
08:52Oh, damn it.
08:54Get your leg out of that.
08:56Well, it's cold, man.
08:57Get it down.
08:57Come on.
08:58Oh, shit.
09:01We'll hide in the hide in the barn with the cops.
09:06I don't care.
09:07Let's get out of the way.
09:08Let's hurry.
09:09Yes.
09:22The milkman's here.
09:24Keep very quiet.
09:26I will.
09:27Yes.
09:35What are you doing?
09:37Quiet.
09:38Take all of this.
09:39What for?
09:40Put it down below.
09:42All right.
09:51It's working.
09:53That's great.
09:56Come on, Lucy.
09:57Loosen up.
10:05Do I have to get a stick to you?
10:07Come on, now.
10:12Hey, hey.
10:13Say, did they come this way?
10:16Huh?
10:18Oh, yes.
10:19She weighs about 800 pounds.
10:21Oh, no.
10:22Did you see your boy and girl together?
10:25Yes.
10:25It's beautiful weather.
10:27It ain't no use talking to him.
10:29You darned old fool, yeah?
10:31Yes, I am too.
10:32Oh.
10:35Must be a couple of hunters.
10:38Boy, that was a close shave.
10:41Come on, doggone you.
10:44Oh.
10:46Oh.
10:47Oh.
10:48Oh.
10:48Oh, Lucy.
10:49Forgive me.
10:51Lucy.
10:52Oh.
10:53Oh.
10:54Oh.
10:55Oh.
10:55Oh.
10:55Oh.
10:55Oh.
10:56Oh.
10:56Oh.
10:57Oh.
10:59Oh.
11:01Oh.
11:01Oh.
11:02Oh.
11:03Oh.
11:05Oh.
11:24Oh.
11:25Oh.
11:25I was trying to get that thing off of me.
11:27Oh, my.
11:29There they go.
11:30Come on.
11:30Let's go.
11:31Hello, stop.
11:32I don't care.
11:41Well, that's all right, Dan. Don't worry, you're speaking to the mother.
11:45That is the reason I'm not.
11:47I know.
11:52You're speaking to me.
12:12Good heavens, Dan.
12:14The engine's dead.
12:15Well, we better get off, my dear.
12:16All right, don't worry.
12:22I can't get out of here.
12:23My jet's dropped.
12:25I'd like to do it.
12:30I'll open it.
12:31Oh, there goes the handle.
12:33The handle's off.
12:34Wait, now, stop it.
12:38He won't stop.
12:39He won't jump, jump.
12:40He won't stop us.
12:43That's right.
12:45Jump, quick, quick, quick.
12:46Hurry up.
12:49I'm trying to jump out.
12:50I can't get over here.
12:52Well, hurry up.
13:07We almost lost each other that time.
13:12Hey!
13:14Hey!
13:17Hey!
13:19Hey!
13:46There it is.
13:47We'll take the shot cut, hurry.
13:57We'll get him.
14:03Where is Justice Brown?
14:05You'll find him in the locker room.
14:07Darling, you wait right here and I'll be right back.
14:09Don't worry.
14:12Where is Justice Brown?
14:14Why, he's over there.
14:16I want to get Barry's right away.
14:17You'll have to wait until I get out of here.
14:19There's no time to lose.
14:20You can't do that.
14:22You can't do that.
14:23I'm in a little hurry.
14:25You have to run out.
14:26Listen.
14:26You look that way and I'll look this.
14:36Hey, did you see a young couple?
14:39Four.
14:39No, two.
14:41A young couple.
14:42Four.
14:43No, two.
15:01Ouch.
15:02Has anyone seen a golf ball?
15:04No.
15:05I'm a stranger here.
15:08Oh.
15:13John.
15:14I'm Richard bour Risotto.
15:21Go.
15:23Huh?
15:24He's coming.
15:26Ahятá.
15:32Ahck.
15:33Ahhhhh.
15:35Ah, glorifying.
15:37Arggggh.
15:40What's that?
15:50Hey, hey!
15:51Hey, listen!
15:53What's the trouble?
15:54These in my pants!
15:5760,000 of them!
16:05Oh, oh!
16:06Ah, finally!
16:11I won't do this.
16:13It's all right.
16:14But all right, will someone please act as a witness?
16:16Yes, please, gentlemen.
16:17Hurry up now.
16:18Hey, I'm going to be!
16:19Get my coat!
16:21Get my coat!
16:30I got him.
16:31All right, now give me a drink.
16:33Sure, right here.
16:37You're a brat, but...
16:39Good stuff.
16:41I didn't know.
16:42Get my pants off!
16:44Go back and get back!
16:45Go back and get back!
16:46Go back and get back!
16:49Go back and get back!
16:54Go back and get back!
17:03I do.
17:04Yeah.
17:04Yeah.
17:05Don't.
17:06Don't.
17:07Stop.
17:08Don't take any attention.
17:09Never mind him.
17:11Don't worry about him.
17:15Who's this from?
17:27I got them all.
17:33You got them all.
17:35Get down the hill.
17:36You got them.
17:38Hit it.
17:44Go off.
17:47Come down.
17:52Judge, come back here.
17:54Wait a minute.
17:54Wait everybody.
17:56Wait everybody.
18:17I want to speak to you, I'm through with the engagement and I want my
18:27ring. Is that y'all? Yes, you old fuzzy face. I'm going back to Oklahoma. Go back to high
18:37school. And never darken my doors again. If you was your last fellow on earth, you wouldn't
18:45marry me. Oh, Judge, come back here. You haven't been here. You haven't been here. You haven't
18:57been here. I'm finished. Oh, finish it, please. I pronounce you man and wife.
19:09Darling. Oh, I'm done. Where? What's the matter? What's the matter?
19:19Oh, I'm done.
19:20Oh, I'm done.
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