00:02This is a guy who is literally, as we speak, in Dallas.
00:20I guess when daddy says, come give me a hug, you go give daddy a hug.
00:30Daddy spent two hours in a speech yesterday.
00:41But get this, on average we're paying $5,600 for his vanity tariff war with Canada.
00:49So this is the Trump game.
00:51He has a pissing contest with the Prime Minister of Canada.
00:54You pay for it, and then he comes back and tries to bribe you for a vote by giving you
00:59a little bit less back.
01:01And thinks that somehow this is going to be something everybody jumps for joy with.
01:05What, this is the third time that he said he wants to give us dividend checks?
01:08Remember the whole Doge, there was going to be a Doge dividend?
01:12That Doge dividend wasn't for us, it was for Elon Musk.
01:15He got the Doge dividend.
01:17The rest of us, we're still paying for it.
01:20About that lettuce though.
01:24You're not just paying for it in your money, you're paying for it on the toilet.
01:34And Mike Rogers, you've seen him, he's out there tough, and you know, he's talking about, he's talking about he
01:38played football, right?
01:39And the new ad is, is, is apparently somehow, he thinks I don't like football.
01:44Now for anybody who knows about football, there's this drill called the Oklahoma drill.
01:47Anybody know about the Oklahoma drill?
01:49You just start on your back, head to head.
01:52One of you gets the ball, the other one tries to tackle him.
01:54So Mike, if you love football so much, Oklahoma drill tomorrow, no pass.
01:58Let's do it.
02:03And everyone's out there being like, well, Mike Rogers, he's 62.
02:07I'm like, well, I was taught that your mouth should not write checks.
02:17Y'all can take that where you go.
02:19In Detroit, we know how that, how that ends.
02:21We don't know about Dallas though.
02:24But anyway, he likes to talk about football.
02:26But the funny thing about it is, you know, the Dallas football team is not that good this year.
02:29But you know who's still good?
02:32Dallas cheer team is still pretty good.
02:35And it fits.
02:36Because Mike Rogers may love the sport of football, but he's not the captain.
02:40He's the cheerleader.
02:43He's not in Dallas because he's calling any shots or making any policy.
02:48He's in Dallas because he's going to cheer every single policy Donald Trump tells him to cheer for.
02:57This is a man who's willingly sold himself out to be a sock puppet.
03:02So, you know, you guys know that, that song from like the 2012s?
03:07About a cheerleader?
03:08Oh, I think I just found myself a cheerleader.
03:11The next line is, I think she'll be right there when I need her.
03:16And when Donald Trump picked up the phone to call Mike Rogers and ask him to run,
03:20I imagine that song was playing in his head.
03:24And this trip to Dallas was about just that.
03:27Proving that the cheerleader will cheer for whatever play gets run.
03:32Mike Rogers has never seen a corporation he did not want to call to.
03:36He has never seen a corporation whose check he didn't want.
03:39He's never seen a stronger person who he did not want to bow to.
03:45And he is down in Dallas right now doing what Donald Trump has said.
03:50Because in the two hours that Donald Trump spoke yesterday, he had time to say my name.
03:55I still wish he'd learn how to say it.
03:59It's all right.
03:59You know, by the time we're done here, he's going to call me Senator Abdul.
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