00:06Here are some exciting coming attractions, from Paramount.
00:15Do not attempt to adjust your television.
00:18We control the vertical.
00:20We control the horizontal.
00:22But we cannot control the comedy!
00:25Oh, humor!
00:26What about the boys? Maybe they're playing one of their jokes.
00:28Am I crooked?
00:31Oh, no. Looks good on you, though.
00:34As Paramount Home Video introduces Paramount TV Comedy Classes.
00:38Some of the best-loved episodes of the greatest TV shows of all time.
00:42Well, this is great. This is great.
00:44I didn't want to do this sooner, huh?
00:46Okay, honey.
00:47And a good fire start, because we're coming back with an episode to beat the army.
00:51That's good, because we got an army.
00:53You know the theme song. You saw the movie.
00:55Now bring home the original Brady Bunch on four irresistible video volumes.
01:00Each featuring two complete episodes.
01:03If there's anything I can't stand, it's a perfect kid.
01:06I'm sick of them.
01:07Yeah.
01:08Slip into your bell bottoms and kick off your Brady Bunch video collection with volume one.
01:13Including the very first broadcast episode, The Honeymoon.
01:16Then have the next three videos of classic Brady family fun.
01:20All priced to own at just $9.95 each.
01:24Next, it's the star of Forrest Gump like you've never seen him before.
01:28With Tom Hanks as an advertising man by day.
01:31And just one of the girls by night.
01:33Including the buddies.
01:34I think we'll have a wonderful time.
01:36Just us girls.
01:39Get all four volumes of this outrageously offbeat sitcom.
01:43Each with two complete episodes.
01:45All dressed up and ready to own on video for just $9.95 each.
01:50Also open for business on videocassette is one of the most beloved shows of all time.
01:54It's the place where everyone knows your name.
01:57You know we've known each other only seconds.
02:00And I'm already tired of you.
02:04Cheers!
02:05Including two favorite episodes on each cassette.
02:08These four volumes include the very first appearances of Frasier.
02:12Woody and Rebecca.
02:14As well as Diane's last goodbye.
02:16Bring home the best of this long running award winning comedy classic.
02:20On tap at a price to cheer about.
02:22Just $9.95 each.
02:23Plus, cosmic comedy conquers the earth.
02:27As the irrepressible Robin Williams stars.
02:30In four totally bonkers volumes of Mork and Mindy.
02:33I am Mork from Mork.
02:34Send by my superior to observe your primitive civilization and report back.
02:38Nanu nanu.
02:38Blasting on with a premiere TV episode.
02:41And including two gravity defying episodes on each cassette.
02:44These volumes feature guest appearances from stars like David Letterman.
02:48Mork and Fairchild.
02:50And other humanoid celebrities.
02:51Mork and Mindy on video at an out of this world $9.95 each.
02:56Thank you so much.
02:57From the Brady Bunch to Bosom Buddies.
03:00From a Boston bar to the Planet Orch.
03:02Tune into classic TV comedy.
03:04At a classically collectible price.
03:06On video now.
03:08From Paramount Home Video.
03:10Ciao.
03:11Take it easy.
03:12We now return control of your television.
03:16Have a nice day.
03:26And now we're pleased to win our feature presentation.
03:39Let's see.
03:48On video then.
03:59Lauren's a man.
