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00:03Happy New Year!
00:17Happy New Year!
00:20Bye!
00:20Happy New Year!
00:50Oh, I have a tradition of kissing someone special at midnight.
00:53Well then I know what we're gonna do tonight.
00:55Really?
00:56Yeah, we're gonna make our own New Year's ball and drop it from outer space!
01:00Your mother is right, Phineas.
01:01You have such an active imagination.
01:03I'm not active enough.
01:05I'm going to make some lunch all day.
01:07You kids come in when you want to warm up.
01:09Hey, where's your potybos?
01:13Want to get you pee?
01:15Sorry about the cold climate inside your lair.
01:17see the heating system is on the fritz and we had to call a guy in from aruba but i
01:20can assure you
01:21that we are all in the same boat here you're not alone in this we are all sharing the pain
01:43the ball drop
01:51the ball drop is the best time of view i knew you'd be
02:02a little bit
02:04i'm looking for the same
02:06the better of a thousand coats in infinity slide and through here the grand ballroom in other words
02:13a ball within a ball
02:22oh
02:22norm i told you don't celebrate till midnight not all day what if midnight never comes then you've
02:27squandered a whole day celebrating
02:40oh
02:55new year's resolution
03:02new year's resolution
03:06new year's resolution
03:14apparently and that's why i came up with the resolution
03:18changer in a door cleverly disguised as a bow tie when i turn it on at the stroke of midnight
03:24it will
03:53make everyone
03:54we're all grown up now no more pigtails dollies or obsessing over boys from now on we obsess over
04:00men
04:02and no more busting at a girl
04:03yep i'm sticking to my resolution and turning over a new leaf 15 whole minutes and i haven't thought of
04:08phineas
04:09how they make those things
04:11you know those big like dangerous things
04:13the canvas
04:14sorry i'm back i'm back
04:16resolution kick it in
04:18oh look here come the boys
04:19you mean men
04:20boys
04:22that's us we're ladies
04:29carbonation is fun
04:32hello down there hey you there what's your new year's resolution to update my mustache
04:37that's what you think
04:39i don't know it seemed to cheap
04:42this is so great being here as an adult not like my brothers who are kids
04:47we're probably building something and it's something big
04:50candace
04:51big and bustable
04:52oh no you don't this is going to be a new year with a new candace remember
05:00it's okay it's just a temporary relapse
05:03candace
05:03stacy told me about your new year's resolution
05:05i need time out i'll be right back
05:09relapse
05:10relapse
05:10that's what you think
05:12ah it never stops being
05:17you're in the platypus you can't come in here this is a black tie affair
05:27actually i guess it doesn't really specify cans anywhere so i guess you're okay
05:31oh and another little tidbit about the ancient egyptians is that both men and women wore makeup
05:36just like the 80s
05:39hold it together girl you can do this
05:41hey i thought your new year's resolution was to stop eating sandwiches in the bathroom
05:45but it's not midnight yet so i can still enjoy this
05:48not midnight yet that's it i've actually got an hour left to bust my brothers
05:52i guess i know what they're doing i'll get video
05:57careful candace the eyes are slippery
05:59weird
06:12i'm live-blogging the whole event on my podcast we're trending right now
06:16right now hey all of you out there in internet land watch closely because i'm gonna bust
06:21vidious and firm
06:24she never bust them
06:26and internet land is not a real place
06:31what is this the code room
06:34all right carry the platypus if you really want to fight here
06:39cashmere nice
06:42hey candace i got you a glass of sparkling cider
06:45free check this is my last time to bust
06:47serious relapse
06:48come on eric
06:50yes everyone
06:51can i have your attention please
06:53my brothers and their friends will be dropping from outer space in that giant
06:57new year's ball
06:58oh that's not fantastic
07:00no that's not fantastic
07:03okay well i admit it's impressive but it's still bustable
07:06mom if those were my boys they'd be so busted
07:10please adopt me now
07:13mom okay it's almost midnight let's go
07:20you'll never get out of that straitjacket but why would anyone wear that to a new year's eve party
07:25i guess maybe if you're a magician
07:27why would anyone wear that to a new year's eve
07:29it's time to launch my plan
07:51i'm not going out
07:52nine
07:54eight
07:548, 7, 6, 5, 5, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
08:24How does it feel to be a loser, Perry the Platinumus?
08:27I mean, that's a rhetorical question.
08:29Of course, if anyone should know how it feels, it should be me, right?
08:32All right, everyone, follow me! We're taking over City Hall!
08:42Hello? What are you doing?
08:44Oh, baby!
08:46And what about your resolution?
08:48And everyone knows that no one ever keeps their New Year's resolution.
08:52That doesn't even make any sense!
08:54Why would you make resolutions if you're not ever gonna fuck?
08:57Did you know about this?
08:59You did! You knew about this!
09:00And you still punched and kicked and hitched me!
09:04Yeah, I guess you're right. That is what we do.
09:08Aw, thank you, Perry the Platinumus.
09:12Happy New Year!
09:13You know it hasn't been bad
09:15Oh, I hurt you to start
09:17But I tell you I'm glad
09:19When I think about starting all over again
09:22Yeah, I know everything
09:24But I don't think about then
09:26There was a moment
09:27But this is another
09:29So I'm not gonna cry
09:31When we say goodbye
09:33To the year that has been preceding
09:36We're not gonna look back
09:39We know we're on the right track
09:40And we all know that time is free
09:43Time is free
09:47Time is free
09:47Cause you know it's a new year
09:50It's a brand new beginning
09:52And the greatest you have
09:54And the world keeps spinning
09:56It's a new year
09:57It's a time for celebration
10:00And the fun has just begun
10:01Gonna be a happy new year
10:04Gonna be a happy new year
10:08Gonna be to me
10:10A happy new year
10:11Gonna be a happy new year
10:15You have a happy new year
10:17You know it's a new year
10:19What is happening?
10:20Is this your doing, bro?
10:22Is this your doing, bro?
10:22Old lines are literally
10:23It was all a long ago
10:24But I rather think of new years
10:26As an unspoiled universe
10:30I sure hope Candace can see fireworks
10:32I know I don't know
10:33If I'm gonna be able
10:33To keep this resolution
10:35That's okay
10:36I like you just the way you are
10:37Happy new year, Candace
10:39Happy new year, Jeremy
10:43Happy new year
10:44Happy new year
10:44Happy new year
10:44We'll be right back to Phineas and Ferb
10:47On
10:50We know from experience how complicated the multiverse can be
10:54What is the multiverse?
10:55The multiverse is really
10:58It's a world that is filled with different possibilities
11:02Wow
11:03There's different people from other universes
11:06From every universe
11:07Yeah, Phineas is happy
11:09Who are those guys?
11:10Huh?
11:10It's everything that exists
11:12Space, time, matter, even energy
11:15Mind blown
11:16I underestimated you
11:17Do I know you?
11:18The multiverse is a concept about which we know
11:21Frighteningly level
11:23The multiverse is unpredictable
11:25Yeah, we don't know, like, what's going on
11:27Anything can happen
11:29Where were they when Doctor Strange was casting a spell?
11:32Is that a dinosaur?
11:34Well, it looks like the world's in good hands
11:35To see how we handle the multiverse
11:37Let's catch on new movie Spider-Man No Way Hulk in theaters now
11:41Rated PG-13
11:42You won't believe your eyes with doodly eye spin
11:45But very lucky, it'll make your head spin
11:49Draw a picture
11:50Up
11:50Two
11:51Two
11:51The