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00:00I don't know.
00:41Warwick Castle, ladies and gentlemen, as painted by Gainsborough in 1747, and acquired by the
00:5136th Earl of Warwick in 1821. Where we're standing now, ladies and gentlemen, is the main hall of the castle.
01:02This here is Thomas de Newburgh, born round about 1213, died 1297, 6th Earl of Warwick.
01:14Hey, you're an American, I see.
01:17That's right, Hartford, Connecticut.
01:19Have you ever heard of it?
01:20Ah, born there. Born and raised in Hartford. Know it well.
01:25Oh, it's a long, long time since I last saw her. That was in 1889.
01:30Come now, sir. 1889 was but a few short years ago.
01:34Ah, sir, but my journey was not in a straight line, either in geography or time.
01:39Pardon me. What was that again?
01:42You've heard of the transmigration of soul?
01:45Have you ever heard of the transposition of a man's body in time and place?
01:50I'm afraid I didn't quite catch that. Am I repeating it?
01:54This here is an ancient suit of armor, date of the 6th century, time of King Arthur and Camilot.
02:02Now, here's a puzzler and no mistake. Please be so good as to observe this 32-canipa bullet hole.
02:11Now, I ask you, whoever put a bullet hole in this here piece of armor back there in the days
02:18of the crossbow and King Arthur?
02:20With you, well, I saw you done.
02:23Did you, indeed?
02:24You what?
02:25As a matter of fact, I did it myself.
02:28Now, if you will follow me, please, we'll have a walk through the main banquet in all itself.
02:33Famous for its eye ceiling, its inlaid floor, and the hopes of...
02:38As I said, sir, I am an American, born and bred in Hartford, Connecticut, the Nutmeg State, a Yankee of
02:45the Yankees.
02:47Worked in the factory there, the arms factory. You know of it, don't you? Yes.
02:51Well, I suppose I knew all there was to know about guns and engines and boilers and all kinds of
02:59machinery.
02:59Why, I could make anything in the world a body wanted, and if something was wanted that hadn't been made
03:05yet, I could invent that, too.
03:07I ran the world's almanac from cover to cover.
03:10Lucky thing for me, I did, because I kept a copy by me in case some argument came up, and
03:16there was a lot of arguments, too.
03:17Oh, yes, believe me. Don't you see, I was head superintendent of the place with a couple of thousand men
03:23under me.
03:24And in a position like that, trouble comes easily.
03:28Well, sir, one day I will.
03:39My fault, is it?
03:41Come on up close to me and say that, Hank Morgan.
03:45Close enough, Becky, these.
03:47Those pistols came off your bench.
03:50They'd affect your fire.
03:51Is that so, huh?
03:53Look out!
03:56That crowbar connected.
03:59That's all I knew for a good long time.
04:03When I came to again, I was sitting under a tree on the side of a hill,
04:08with a beautiful country landscape all to myself.
04:11Well, nearly all to myself.
04:17Yes, sir.
04:18Will you just?
04:19Will I, uh, will I which?
04:21Will you try a passage of arms?
04:23Or land, or lady, or what you will.
04:25A friend, I, I, I don't know how you got over that asylum wall,
04:29with all that kitchenware on you, but you'd better get back or I'll report you.
04:33I'll refuse my challenge.
04:34Prepare to defend thyself.
04:39Oh, boy, golly, that one's dangerous.
04:41I wonder if the alarm is out for him yet.
04:42I claim this, my prisoner!
04:44Will come quietly, or just I'll seek further argument.
04:47Oh, no, I ain't budging out of this street,
04:49or they find out you've escaped and send a guard after you.
04:52Oh, just defy me!
04:53Stop!
04:54Go easy with that hardware.
04:57Good heavens, here.
04:58Thanks, here comes the posse now.
05:00This way, fellas!
05:04Give me good then, sir, Sagramore.
05:07Where came he by this creature?
05:09Take him in charge, page, and which you now guard him well.
05:11He is the prisoner of my shore.
05:12And it pleased him, my lord.
05:14That's right, sir, the uber him.
05:18Hey, you are one of the prison asylum guards, aren't you?
05:23Oh, mary fair, sir.
05:24He seemeth.
05:25That's enough.
05:26I reckon you're one of the patients, too.
05:28I'm free to must.
05:28All right, all right.
05:29I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm coming down.
05:33Shoo.
05:38Well, hmm.
05:41I reckon these folks ain't patients from the asylum after all.
05:45I reckon it's me that somehow got into the place.
05:49Look, son, you seem a little samer than the others.
05:52How do I get in touch with the head keeper?
05:55Oh, privy, do not let me.
05:57Let you what?
05:57Now, hinder me, then, if it please thee better.
06:00We must needs proceed on our journey at once.
06:02Our journey?
06:02Where we go?
06:03Oh, oh.
06:04Hartford?
06:06Yonder.
06:08Oh, oh.
06:09Pitch point.
06:10Do you not see yon battlements?
06:12Ist not the castle at Camelot?
06:14Ist not.
06:17Ist not the castle.
07:05Stand back, gentlemen, right on the left.
07:06Stand now thus for thine eyes averted, lest I cast a spell, to make harmless the powers of this evil
07:12sorcerer.
07:28Hey, get me out of here.
07:30Get me out of here!
07:32Now I have cast my spell, and now I may skate with impunity.
07:36Did you ever see the like?
07:38Just somewhat like a man, yet with all love like a man.
07:43Who, me?
07:43Oh, now, just a minute.
07:45What barbarous language is this?
07:47This is the tongue of the wicked magicians of Modar.
07:49Modar?
07:49Look, you are, this evil one wears the clothing of a sorcerer.
07:52But what is the purpose of yon, uh, inverted bathing ball which resteth upon his head?
07:56Ah, verily, there's a most ingenious device which upon removal doth cause flames to spout forth from the pig.
08:02Verily?
08:03Ah, excuse me, ma'am.
08:05The name is Morgan, Hank Morgan, from Hartford, Connecticut.
08:08The nutmeg stage.
08:10Ah!
08:13Well!
08:13I saw no flames, de's weld, de's weld.
08:17We shall cease now how I have rendered him harmless.
08:19Ah, I must hurry me to fetch King Arthur that he may marvel at my wondrous powers.
08:24King Arthur!
08:25Hey, you!
08:26You!
08:26Uh, miss!
08:28Come here, come here.
08:29Come here.
08:30Is it safe?
08:37Where am I?
08:39Why, Mary, sir, knowest not thou art in the dungeon at King Arthur's court?
08:46King Arthur's court, huh?
08:48Tell me, uh...
08:52Which way is up?
08:57And down?
09:00Now, how do I get out of here?
09:02Oh, no, no, no, never mind, never mind.
09:04Look, look, look.
09:05Think hard.
09:07What date is today?
09:10Well, Mary, sir, Twinholm Street, you know what day it is?
09:13It is the 21st day of the month of June in the year 528.
09:18528?
09:19Oh, in sooth this I know, gentle sir.
09:21For being born this same day of June in the year 513...
09:25Ah, no, no, no, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, cut it out.
09:27Well, you mean to stand there and tell me that you were born in the year 513?
09:31Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
09:34You don't look at me.
09:35Oh, Mary, sir, and I would slap.
09:38Well, then, listen, well.
09:39Well, I have a joke to spread your sides.
09:41Well, now I'm ready, Mr.
09:42Right so it happened that upon a recent journey I did encounter a nobleman of my acquaintance...
09:47...whom I recalled I had observed upon a previous even...
09:50...in the company of a good woman whose name and features I knew not.
09:54Well, give thee good day, noble sir, quoth I.
09:57And pretty, tell me, who was that good woman with whom I perceived thee but yesteree?
10:02Whereof, quoth the noble lie?
10:04That were no good woman, that were my wife!
10:10That settles it.
10:11No war, do you understand?
10:13I've got to stand here in my own dream and hear that when I can.
10:15This must be a nightmare.
10:17Stand aside, that I may gaze upon this monstrous demon.
10:22A minute, please, Your Majesty, do not all at once gaze full upon him, lest the shock be too great.
10:28Boo!
10:30A most pitiful spectacle.
10:34And yet, methinks the poor creature doth bear some distant kinship with mankind.
10:41It would be a kindness to burn it alive.
10:44Oh, no, no, not my own dream.
10:46Oh, no, sir, Your Majesty, thanks just the same for your kindness.
10:49Aye, my liege, he must be burned at the stake, and that quickly, too, ere he regain his evil power
10:55and destroy us all.
10:56And then, please, Your Grace, we will burn him at the stake at high noon this very day.
11:00Now, look here. I'm gonna count up to three of you here.
11:02And when I open my eyes, you're all gonna be gone.
11:05At the count of three, I'm going to be back in the factory and finish my fight with Hercules.
11:09You ready?
11:11One...
11:13Two...
11:14Three!
11:28Two...
11:36Three...
11:39but 1300 years from now when you're dead and forgotten i'm going to be hanging around the
11:45corner store in hartford connecticut the nutmeg state and if you think for one moment that you're
11:50going to burn me at the stake doubt it not fair sir
12:03so
12:08so
12:09so
12:14Oh, my God.
12:44He's all in readiness.
12:45Well, then, Merlin, burn the monster and be done with it.
12:49At once, at once, Your Majesty.
12:51What have your name is?
12:53I'm called Alessand, gentlemen.
12:55Well, Stanley, what are you trampling for?
12:57It's only a dream.
12:59Nay, it is no dream.
13:00And thou art undone.
13:02I wish I were undone.
13:04Oh, Clarence, my boy, you don't happen to have a knife, Andy.
13:08Oh, lass.
13:09Sir, know thee not thy bonds are but the trappings of the ceremony,
13:12and worthy of the merest gossamer.
13:14Yet thou couldst not move, for Merlin hath cast a spell over thee.
13:18Oh, he has, eh?
13:19Well, I'm a bit of a magician myself.
13:22And if you'll just slip me a knife, I'll show that chuckle-headed old humbug a trick or two.
13:27Oh, I dare not.
13:29There.
13:30There's life for you.
13:31I don't suppose anybody in the world ever had an opportunity like this.
14:02Here I am in the sixth century with a 19th century brain.
14:03Come on with it.
14:04Where is the torch?
14:05The torch?
14:06The torch?
14:07Bet you, idiots!
14:09Bet you!
14:10Oh, sir.
14:11All but the torch is in readiness.
14:13I do fear thy day is come.
14:15Well, if I can help it.
14:18June 21st, 528.
14:21There's something about that date.
14:23Look ye how the sky grows dark.
14:26And the very sun would fain hide from this cruelty.
14:29Say the day!
14:31You've saved the day.
14:32Now I remember.
14:34World Almanac, page 301.
14:38The first recorded eclipse of the sun happened on June 21st, 528 A.D.,
14:43three minutes past noon.
14:45I told you I knew my almanac.
14:47Make way!
14:48Make way!
14:49Apply the torch!
14:50The torch, I say!
14:51Ah, I forbid it!
14:55Watch this!
14:56Watch this!
14:57If any man take one step before I get him leave,
15:01the very heavens will consume him with thunder and lightning.
15:04Love can take ye!
15:07Oh, no, no, no.
15:09Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
15:12no, no.
15:15Merlin, where is thy spell?
15:18Say'st thou this sorcerer is truly helpless?
15:21Indeed, indeed, my lady, she is quite disarmed.
15:24Ha, ha, ha, helpless am I?
15:25Look at the sky, look, disarmed am I?
15:28Why, that old funny-dunty Merlin couldn't disarm a bumblebee.
15:31I've got some, eh, worn magic in my bag of tricks.
15:35Now, you just watch this one.
15:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:41What art thou doing to the sky?
15:44I'm going to smother the whole world in the deep blackness of midnight.
15:49The fruits of the earth shall rot for lack of light and warmth,
15:53and the people of the earth shall famish and die.
15:56Oh, I'm riled up now, your majesty,
16:00and just to show you and your boyfriends how to have some manners,
16:05I'm going to blot out the sun.
16:08No!
16:10No!
16:10No!
16:14Be merciful, great sorcerer!
16:18No!
16:21No!
16:21No!
16:22Name thy terms, even to the halving of thy kingdom.
16:26But banish this calamity, spare the Son.
16:30Oh, sir, thou hast met thy mercy.
16:34Pray, heed their cries.
16:37We beseech thee, gentle sir, the sun is near blotted out.
16:41Amok and amok!
16:46My name, my terms in heaven's name, my terms.
16:51All right, your majesty, these are my terms.
16:53You shall remain king over all your dominions
16:57and receive all the honor and glory that goes with kingship,
16:59but I will become your perpetual minister and executive,
17:04and you will give me leave to make whatever changes
17:07in the kingdom that I see fit.
17:09From now out, I am far sir out here.
17:20Tis done, sir boss.
17:27And now, now I beg thee, wipe away this greedy knife
17:32and restore light and cheer that all the world may bless thee.
17:36Okay, your majesty, let the enchantment dissolve
17:41and pass harmless away.
18:02And do his bonds and set him free.
18:06And do homage high and low, rich and poor,
18:09for he has become Sabas, the king's right hand.
18:16Well, it's a bargain, your majesty.
18:18There's nothing in the world I like so much as a good bargain.
18:20Why, we'll have this place showing a neat little profit
18:23before you can say nutmeg!
18:38It ain't some of us.
18:41Scarce can I contain myself till this, this wondrous carbuncle is explained by.
18:46You know, your majesty, I never saw such a place for people to stay up all night.
18:51I'm afraid to go to sleep for fear somebody's gonna sneak up behind them with a knife.
18:54Well, I'm going to put an end to that right now.
19:04Observe, please.
19:09God's venison on thy enchantment.
19:11Ah, you get the point. You know, your majesty,
19:14the smallest child in my home town could rig up a gadget like that.
19:18In fact, most of us did.
19:19And now I may sleep my fill safe in the knowledge that none may enter unobserved.
19:26That's right, your majesty.
19:27Ah, here indeed is a wondrous enchantment.
19:31I prithee, let me hear it again.
19:34Quiet yourself.
19:36You work at my command, being no sorcerer.
19:39Oh, yes, it was a little special kind of magic I ran up,
19:44just so you could operate it without any trouble.
19:46Ah, Mary.
19:49Have at it, then.
19:58Miraculous happening.
20:00Ah, here is a charm that delighteth me greatly.
20:03I prithee, sir, get thee on the other side while I remain here and counterfeit sleep.
20:09Then, when thou thinkest me slumbering, open the door and essay to steal upon me unaware.
20:16Okay, your majesty.
20:17Attend, sir, attend.
20:18If you please, your majesty.
20:22Miraculous charm.
20:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:38Give ye good morrow, good my lord.
20:41Hello, Sandy.
20:42What are you up to?
20:43Oh, I...
20:43No, don't tell me.
20:45Right now I'm playing hide-and-seek with King Arthur.
20:48One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
20:53Ready or not, I'm coming.
20:56Ha, ha, ha.
20:58Have at thee intended assassin, and rule thy foolhardiness, and I'll die.
21:06By my face, sir Boss, it lacketh nothing this enchantment of thine.
21:11Oh, I'm mighty glad it pleases, your majesty.
21:13It pleases me.
21:15Never have my eyes beheld its fellow for delight.
21:18Ha, ha, ha.
21:19Aye, prithee, sir.
21:20Let us do it again.
21:21This time I will be you, and you me, and I...
21:24Oh, but if I...
21:24If I might be excused, your majesty, I have some very important matters to attend to.
21:29And it pleases me, sir Boss, sir.
21:35Oh, how wondrous, sir.
21:38How say you, sir Boss?
21:41Canst place such a tongue as this on every tree in England, that I may ride the land without fear
21:47of ambuscade?
21:49I'm working on something for that very purpose.
21:52But it's a little more ambitious than these gadgets, and it takes more time.
21:55It's called the telephone.
21:58Tel... telephone.
22:00Ah, there is a word to conjure with, surely.
22:04Your majesty, you can sit right here, do a day's work, and yet know everything that's going on anywhere in
22:10the kingdom.
22:10You don't have to go off on one of these wild goose chases because Sir Sagamore thinks there's dragons coming.
22:17Why, sir Boss, would deprive the nobles of brittle of the chase?
22:22Ha, ha.
22:23Me fear the time would hang heavy on our hands.
22:26Oh, but you'll be busy answering the phone.
22:28Besides, we're going to go to work here and bring about something in this kingdom that'll change it into everything
22:35it should, eh?
22:36Hey, Faith, seek these of us.
22:38Look at it.
22:38First off, we're going to take all the comforts of home in the 19th century and tack them on to
22:43the simple sweet little ways of you folks here in the 6th century.
22:46Why, in no time at all there'll be no more starving to death.
22:49Life will be easier to live.
22:51We'll have this place chock full of people all as happy as kings.
22:55Ah, Sir Boss, what would I not give to see that day?
22:58Nothing to it, your majesty.
22:59You'll be able to sleep nights.
23:01You won't have to go around with all this hardware on your...
23:03Oh, your majesty, remind me to invent you a nice $12 suit, just like this one.
23:10Oh, heaven forbid.
23:11With two pairs of pants.
23:12Heaven forbid, Sir Boss.
23:15Unless it be vital to thy project, I would endure much for the welfare of my people.
23:21Well, there's no accounting for taste.
23:23You go right ahead with your burglar on, your majesty, while I go out through the country and hang up
23:27some telephone lines.
23:28I'll be back in a few days.
23:29I bid thee haste, and in the meantime, I shall command thy Tinkle Tinkle to dwell on every door in
23:36the castle so that none may approach me unannounced.
23:39That's that ticket, your majesty.
23:41Okay, Sir Boss.
23:46Good morning, saggy-pants.
23:48What's he to you?
23:49Last heard first, sir, the marriage ape of the shepherd who possesses a goat, which peradventure boasts not a nose,
23:55and upon being approached by a neighboring swineherd, uh, swineherd, who inquired of him,
24:00Mary, Mary, good man, Mary, good man, since your goat boasts not a nose, how does it smell?
24:05The shepherd was pleased to reply.
24:08Terrible!
24:08Wow!
24:09I heard that one thirteen hundred years from now.
24:12I heard that one more, sir.
24:14No?
24:33I heard that one, sir, when I fell in love.
27:15I am Merlin.
33:13Oh.
33:15Well done.
33:16Well done.
33:17Here they are.
33:17Slaughtered.
33:18Here.
33:19TheÑ….
33:20The maniacs.
33:21The villains.
33:22These are the fellows I paid to hire the deed.
33:25Martha shall not escape me.
33:26I will be king.
33:27He.
33:28If ever Arthur and Simpas lived to return to Camaulat.
33:31We shall have much to regret.
33:33But wherefore did Arthurract off his crown and his robes?
33:35For evidence they dressed themselves in the clothing of these two peasants the better to make their way to Camelot
33:39How shall we overtake them?
33:41Someone come
33:51Fair son
33:52Will you just?
33:54See thy son
33:55Nay, rather draw yours
33:57I am Sir Nantris of Garlet
34:00Knight of the realm, Squire of the Shire
34:02Peace, good Nantris of Garlet
34:04This is Sir Sagramorla Desirous, Knight of the Round Table
34:10Who art thou?
34:11I am Merlin, court sorcerer and advisor
34:14For the late King Arthur
34:16Late King Arthur?
34:17King dead?
34:19Observe
34:20Here lies my legion as prime minister cut down from ambuscade by two paid assassins
34:27Who's done this monstrous deed?
34:28Fears and evil murderers
34:30Even now they make their way through your realm seeking to escape to the sea
34:34Make haste to chase and capture them
34:36But how shall I know these villains?
34:40I can not mistake them
34:42For the elder of the two is mad
34:43And upon being crossed will rant and rave and cry out that that he is King Arthur himself
34:49Find the two fleeing slaves
34:50And if the one cries out that he is Arthur Pendragon
34:53Do not falter but hang them forthwith
34:56Mary, I'll not waste a moment
34:58I'll be off at once
34:59Good book
35:00At once
35:01Give you good days
35:01Good days
35:04A noble invention
35:06That great booby
35:07Will fight King Arthur and Sir Voss
35:10And will hang them
35:11Now at last
35:13I shall be king
35:22By my head Sir Voss
35:25He who does travel afoot
35:29Face a long and weary return
35:32How long will it take to get Caminoxed out?
35:35Oh, what with hiding in the woods while the processions pass a day or so I reckon
35:41Hey
35:42On your feet
35:43Here comes quality
35:44Is that a marvel?
35:45Let them count
35:46You can't sit there
35:47You're a peasant
35:48You have to assume a humble attitude as they pass
35:51Why, my head Sir Voss
35:52So travel weary am I
35:54I cannot ride
35:55Oh, no, I can't argue now
35:57Here they come
36:01Dost rise so tardily from thy ease
36:04When thou perceivest nobles on the road
36:06I humbly ask your pardon
36:08Overnight this old man is my father
36:09He's weak and infirm
36:11And are affected with all
36:13With the dizziness in their head
36:15Indeed
36:16Well met then
36:17I have a wondrous cure for dizziness of the head
36:20Where's my whip
36:21Oh, no, no, hold on
36:22Dost thou take it on thyself to whip innocent travellers
36:25Bart for thy whip, false knight
36:30Cheat him
36:31Knowest thou not
36:33That Arthur Pendragon and his minister Sir Voss stand before thee
36:37No, no, no, he's mad
36:38Pay no attention
36:39And the old boys is crazy
36:40He's a cook
36:40Oh, oh, oh, so is that
36:41Oh, yes, he's nuts
36:42Oh, then these must be the two
36:43Sagamore commissioned us to find
36:45Uh, hear how the old one raves about being king
36:47Yes
36:47Huh?
36:48Seat him
36:48She's old one
36:48What?
36:49No, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean that
36:50Now wait a minute, wait a minute
36:51Now let me explain
36:52Well, sir, Arthur, King of the Britons
36:58You shall hang by yon elm
37:00Now that'll put an end to your ranting
37:03Well, now we are really in the soup, but I'll say this for you.
37:08You gave him the fight, and I may not be very bright, but you make a darn good king, aren't
37:13you?
37:13Why, Sir Boss, thou dost speak as though these were in very truth our last moments on earth.
37:19Sure, then shooting looks like it.
37:21But what's so funny about it?
37:24What are you laughing at?
37:26Yon country squire, in my mind's eye, I can see the look of wonderment upon his face
37:35when thou dost decide to end this Fonderhal and blot out the sun.
37:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
37:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
37:54Stand almost at noon.
37:56Hurry with those ropes villains.
38:05I don't think your majesty should take it so lightly.
38:08Oh, thou willst not allow harm to come to me, Sir Boss.
38:13I tell you, we're a couple of cooked Indians, unless we can figure a way to free ourselves.
38:18Thou canst free us? These hours we've waited here, I bided patiently,
38:24knowing full well thy silence bespoke the weaving of such charms and enchantments
38:30as may most happily affect our release.
38:33What hast thou devised, Sir Boss? An invisible mist, perchance,
38:39or some spell to turn our enemies into chipmunks, squirrels, aye, even nutmeg,
38:46or other beasts of the forest? I give thee leave to improvise as thou wilt.
38:52I'm much obliged to your majesty. I'm touched by your confidence in me.
38:56What hast thou thought on, Sir Boss? I give thee leave to, to blot out the sun.
39:02Oh, now, look here, your majesty, you better understand something about my, uh, enchantment.
39:08It's, it ain't exactly parlor magic, you know? When I rear up and let go, it's, it's, it's got clasp.
39:15I can't turn it on and off just on the spur of the moment.
39:17Not in any emergency.
39:18But, but, but I tell you, it needs preparation, and I haven't got my equipment with me.
39:23Sure, I'm trying to figure out some way out of this mess, but I'm afraid magic won't do it.
39:29But what we need now is a miracle.
39:30For so pretty then, make a miracle.
39:33Oh, I wish I could.
39:35Cause when it comes to old-fashioned courage, honor, and such, you people got my century licked hands down.
39:41Of course, you've got a lot of superstitions, the same as we have.
39:44But I figured I could rub those out once I invented the printing press and the public school system.
39:50I somehow hate to hang before the good qualities in you nice people get a chance to pay off.
39:57Now, sir boss, thou must not resign thyself to death.
40:00Wilt's not try one small enchantment.
40:04No, no, there's no use kidding ourselves, your majesty.
40:08We've, we've been just as well facing.
40:10Now here, have a cigar.
40:11What hast thou done?
40:12Well, I'll tell you.
40:14We're trapped.
40:15We're trapped, and for sure.
40:18Because if we, if we sit here, yes, hello boys, if we sit here without doing anything.
40:24Now here, we're all right, all right.
40:26We're right there.
40:31Oh!
40:32Oh, help me hang.
40:33Sparrow!
40:35Sparrow!
40:36Oh, coming one, thou hast saved us again.
40:38Beware, sir.
40:40Reduce not thyself and us to cinders.
40:43Tell the folks who we are.
40:45I am Arthur Pendragon, son of Arthur Pendragon, knight of the round table, master of Camelot, ruler of Britain.
40:54And here beside me is Sir Boss, my perpetual minister of state.
40:59My right arm, my mind, my royal will.
41:04Does anyone here doubt I speak the truth?
41:07Oh, mercy, my liege, mercy.
41:09Blast us not all to an amber.
41:10We've been deceived.
41:11Sir Sorcerer Merlin's deceived us.
41:13Undo our bonds.
41:16Aha!
41:17Now, now, your majesty.
41:19The next item on our agenda is to find out what's happening at Camelot, and fast.
41:44Sir Sagramore's just proclaimed himself king.
41:47The coronation's set for tomorrow, with Merlin officiating.
41:50In faith, Alisane, I doubt our safety here now.
41:54I have sorrow to have tears.
41:56We were the boss's friends and helpers.
41:58Now Sagramore says he's dead.
42:00He and Arthur.
42:02Killed in a battle against 50 dragons.
42:04Alas, Sir Boss, thou art gone from me forever.
42:13Well, my very enchantment, you mourn my person.
42:19Oh, hang the girl.
42:21She promised to stay on duty.
42:23Hello, Central.
42:24Hello.
42:24Hello, Central.
42:25What manner of device is this, Sir Boss?
42:27Well, it's a device to save our scar skins in the kingdom.
42:31If we can get any service here, of course, the service will be better when I get it organized.
42:34Hello, Central.
42:36Why, Sir Boss, thou doth shout full loud, but I doubt if there be any small enough to fit
42:42inside this tree and give the answer.
42:45No, no, no, no, Your Majesty.
42:46The person I'm talking to is not in the tree.
42:49She's miles away at the castle.
42:51For so?
42:53Fair adventure thy voice be not powerful enough to penetrate so great a distance.
42:57And therefore we will help thee.
42:59I charge thee.
43:01On the count of three, join thy voices to mine.
43:06One.
43:07Two.
43:09Three.
43:10Hello.
43:11Hello, Central.
43:13Oh, no, Your Majesty.
43:14Believe me, it doesn't help.
43:16Believe me, it does not help.
43:18But can it harm?
43:19Now, once again, and this time together.
43:23One.
43:24Two.
43:27Three.
43:28Hello, Central.
43:35Oh, dear.
43:37Oh, blind.
43:38Thy instrument beckons me.
43:40Nothing cannot face it, for he'll be still alive to give a voice.
43:44Your boss's orders were to answer it when it rang.
43:52A number for thee.
43:54Thank you, Clarence.
43:56Where in blaze have you been?
43:58It's Sir Boss.
43:59Yes, Jonas.
44:00Sir Boss?
44:01Oh.
44:03Is Sir Boss still alive?
44:05On live?
44:06You bet I'm on live.
44:07So is the King.
44:08Can you hear me, Sandy?
44:09It's a triumph, day of faithfulness.
44:11Oh, may the sun shine ever onward to frighten the gladness that is in my heart these words.
44:17It does talk.
44:18The little box does talk to the annexes, most intelligible.
44:23Hello.
44:24Hello, Clarence.
44:26Clarence.
44:26Sandy, put Clarence on again, will you?
44:30My pleasure, Sir Boss.
44:31Clarence.
44:32Tell me, what's happening?
44:34Oh, Matty.
44:35In a scant few hours from now, Fez Sagramore proposes to proclaim himself King.
44:40Sagramore?
44:41King?
44:43Arthur Pendragon wearies of these games.
44:47Sir Boss, I bid thee devise an enchantment to reduce Camelot to a lump of clay, together
44:54with Sir Sagramore and all who will betray me.
44:57Oh, now, now, Your Majesty, don't get riled up.
44:59Clarence.
45:00Clarence.
45:00Now, listen to me.
45:01I want you to do a favor for me.
45:02Go into my bedroom and get that wooden box that's under the bed.
45:05Then carry it to the castle entrance.
45:07That's all.
45:08This is a special bit of magic I've saved for a real emergency, and it looks as if this
45:13is it.
45:14Your Majesty, come on.
45:15We're going to get your kingdom back.
45:25We now proceed with the coronation of Sir Sagramore and Desirous as King of Britain
45:32under the express wishes of the dying Arthur Pendragon.
45:38According to civil record, are there any here who would bring their voices against the ascendance
45:43of King Sagramore onto the throne?
45:46I am ordered to pause here for reply.
46:02To the first asking, there was no response.
46:05I am now ordered to command the second asking.
46:10Are there any here who would raise their voices in defiance against King Sagramore's assumption?
46:18From the entries of garlic, friend to Sagramore, the desirous awaits audience upon the new king.
46:40To the second asking, there is no response.
46:45I am ordered to pronounce the final asking.
46:59Are there any here who do not recognize Sagramore and Desirous as King of Britain?
47:06Is the floor open for discussion of that motion?
47:10The boss speaks.
47:11The boss speaks.
47:13The boss speaks.
47:14The boss and the king.
47:15Out of the way, sangy pants.
47:17Ascend the throne, Your Majesty.
47:19The traffic is clear.
47:23Once more thou hast saved my kingdom in time of distress.
47:27Good Sir Boss, approach the throne that thy king may embrace thee.
47:32But obliged, Your Majesty.
47:33Then every turn thou hast confounded me.
47:35Therefore shalt thou foil me.
47:37Stop that nonsense, son.
47:39Thy charms can hurt me not, for I have no end protection.
47:43Prepare to die!
47:45Burn him!
47:52That one won't bother you any more, Your Majesty.
47:55Sir Boss, thou wounded!
47:57No, no, no.
47:58It's only a scratch.
47:59I'll be all right since my head clears.
48:01Thou are strickened without Merlin.
48:04Oh, no, no.
48:05I'm willing to let bygones be bygones.
48:08I'll belittlest my power and call me humbug.
48:11Thou lived to rue thy ridicule.
48:14Sleep, Sir Boss.
48:15Sleep in dreamlessness for full thirteen centuries.
48:19Now, no, I'm Hank Morgan from Hartford, Connecticut,
48:22and I don't take any stock and charms and enchantments.
48:26Sleep for thirteen hundred years.
48:29Don't make me laugh.
48:30Sir Boss, Sir Boss.
48:31Sir Boss, spout a stagger and pass thy hand before thine eyes.
48:35Sir Boss.
48:35Sir Boss, good Sir Boss.
48:36Sir Boss, goodiamo, good pour.
48:37No, no, no, no-low.
48:38Sir Boss!
48:39Sir Boss, the ministry of the state,
48:41Sir Boss.
48:42Sir Boss, Sir Boss.
48:44Sir Boss, sir Boss, sir Boss.
48:48If all, sir of course my most extraordinary heart rashement was completely rebuilt.
49:03Not a bad shot at that.
49:07Oh, sir, I'm sleepy.
49:10I'm fugitive, as the fellow says.
49:13Yes, it's getting late. I'm real sleepy.
49:16The way I feel now,
49:19I'd be glad for 1,300 more years of sleep.
49:27Give me good end.
49:30Well, sir.
49:41pumping problems
49:45and not only the way
49:45It's getting late.
49:49It's getting late all night.
49:52It's getting late.
49:57My mother's mother's connected.
49:57I love you.
49:58My mother needs to be finalized.
50:02If you live in my life,
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