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00:00:12Now, if I find one, that's one, teeny tiny, itsy bitsy little scratch anywhere on the car,
00:00:19anywhere, you'll be grounded till you're 30. No cruising. No taking everybody for a ride.
00:00:26Make sure it's locked. Make sure it's parked in a safe place. Make sure the top is up.
00:00:31Just go to the party and back. Nowhere else. Got it?
00:00:34Got it.
00:00:36And what are you going to be doing this weekend?
00:00:38Mowing the lawn.
00:00:40And what else?
00:00:41Cleaning out the garage.
00:00:43And?
00:00:45Eating my vegetables and being very nice to my little sister.
00:00:48You making fun of me?
00:00:49Dad. Dad. Would I make fun of you?
00:00:52You being a smartass.
00:00:55I love vegetables. They're mmm, good, ain't me?
00:00:59Don't get wise with me.
00:01:00Has anyone ever accused me of being wise?
00:01:03Come on. Keys. Keys. Keys. Keys.
00:01:09Hey!
00:01:14Let's go, let's go, let's...
00:01:15No, you can't drive.
00:01:17Why not?
00:01:19Your brain just sucked out of your head. Did you not just see what I have to go through to
00:01:22get these keys?
00:01:22I have to eat vegetables.
00:01:25I'm a better driver than you.
00:01:26You don't even have a license. How can you be a better driver?
00:01:29And a safer driver.
00:01:30Well, that part's irrelevant.
00:01:31Come on, Brad. Just let me drive.
00:01:33You said I could drive.
00:01:34I know. I lied.
00:01:35But hey, you can shift.
00:01:38Shift?
00:01:38Yeah, sure. Shift all you want. Let's go.
00:01:41Next time.
00:01:41Yeah, yeah.
00:01:42Sure. Thanks, Dad.
00:01:49What?
00:01:52What's my turn?
00:02:00Take it to the limit
00:02:02See how far you go
00:02:05There is more that you can do
00:02:08Much more than you know
00:02:11Powered like a tiger
00:02:13Comes from deep inside
00:02:15Tiger walks so softly
00:02:18But even better hide
00:02:21Tiger heart won't give in
00:02:24Tiger heart will always win
00:02:27Lost the strength from within
00:02:29Power comes from discipline
00:02:34Tiger heart
00:02:40Tiger heart
00:02:43I thought you were taking me to the dojo
00:02:45I know. I lied.
00:02:47So where are we going?
00:02:48Where else? A party.
00:03:06Who's going to be there?
00:03:07Girls. Girls will be there.
00:03:09Girls in bikinis.
00:03:10Including Dame.
00:03:12Ugh. So what?
00:03:14Eric, she likes you.
00:03:15She likes everybody.
00:03:17She doesn't like me.
00:03:19Well, Brad, you're a special sort of person.
00:03:22Ah, shut up.
00:03:25Powered like a tiger
00:03:27Comes from deep inside
00:03:30Tiger walks so softly
00:03:32But even better hide
00:03:37Look at that. Look at that chick!
00:03:40Is that all you think about me?
00:03:41Yes!
00:03:42Hello! Howdy!
00:03:44Love you!
00:04:07Tiger heart won't give in
00:04:10Tiger heart will always win
00:04:13Draws a string from within
00:04:15Power comes from discipline
00:04:20Tiger heart
00:04:25Tiger heart
00:04:29This must be the place
00:04:32Look at this!
00:04:34Bikini, bikini, bikini
00:04:36Aren't you glad I lied to you?
00:04:38No, I don't appreciate you lying to me
00:04:41Look, Eric
00:04:41I need you here
00:04:43In case I hit on the wrong girl
00:04:44And her boyfriend tries to kick my butt
00:04:46Oh, what am I now?
00:04:47Your bodyguard?
00:04:48Yes!
00:04:48Is that what I am?
00:04:49Yes!
00:04:49I told you this summer
00:04:50I'm staying out of trouble
00:04:52No fights
00:04:53If you get in trouble
00:04:54You're on your own, Brad
00:04:55Got it?
00:04:56Some friend you are
00:04:58I try
00:04:59Well, try harder
00:05:01So whose party is this anyway?
00:05:03Who knows?
00:05:04Who cares?
00:05:05Oh, we weren't invited
00:05:05Technically, no
00:05:07But it doesn't matter
00:05:08Look, look
00:05:08There are so many people here
00:05:09Nobody's gonna notice
00:05:10Two extra guys
00:05:11Somebody's gonna notice
00:05:12Just follow my lead
00:05:13No, you're gonna follow my lead
00:05:14No, no, no
00:05:15Follow my lead
00:05:15No, my lead
00:05:16My lead
00:05:16My lead
00:05:17Alright, we take your lead
00:05:20Right
00:05:23Let's go
00:05:36Don't worry about him
00:05:37He's nothing
00:05:38Steve Mathers
00:05:39So what?
00:05:40I can handle
00:05:45Excuse me, guys
00:05:47Can I see invitations?
00:05:50Is this your house?
00:05:51Yes
00:05:52Your party?
00:05:53Yes
00:05:56Can we get in?
00:05:57No
00:05:57Come on, Brad
00:05:58Let's just go
00:05:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:06:00Steve
00:06:01Steve
00:06:01We can get in, right?
00:06:02You don't got an invitation
00:06:03You don't go in
00:06:04Don't got an invitation?
00:06:06Steve
00:06:06Steve
00:06:07Quick English lesson
00:06:08It's don't have an invitation
00:06:10As in
00:06:11Hi, my name is Steve
00:06:12I don't have a brain
00:06:14It's a natural little Shakespeare
00:06:15Not you
00:06:17Shakespeare
00:06:17Steve
00:06:18It's Shakespeare
00:06:19Didn't you see the No Idiot sign on the front lawn?
00:06:22Let's go
00:06:23You heard him
00:06:23Come on
00:06:27You okay?
00:06:28No, not really
00:06:29Hey, hey
00:06:30He told you to leave
00:06:37Yeah, come on, Steve
00:06:45Yeah, let's go
00:06:47Kids, kids, kids, kids, kids
00:06:49Come on now
00:06:49This is a party
00:06:51Yeah, that's right
00:06:51A party neither of you were invited to
00:06:54Well, can we stay anyway?
00:06:55No, we're leaving
00:06:56Hey, come on
00:06:56I'll see you at the gym
00:06:57I'll see you at the gym
00:07:01Okay, okay
00:07:03Sorry
00:07:05It's okay
00:07:06All right, let me make it up to you, okay?
00:07:07There's this other party
00:07:08It's not far from here
00:07:08Bigger than this
00:07:09Better than this
00:07:11More bikinis
00:07:11Are you kidding me?
00:07:12Another
00:07:13More bikinis
00:07:14I've had enough parties for one day
00:07:16Oh, come on, come on
00:07:16Let's go, let's go
00:07:17No, I'm
00:07:18Why don't you just drive me to the dojo?
00:07:20What do you want to go to the dojo for?
00:07:21Because at least I could accomplish something today
00:07:23It's a crappy neighborhood
00:07:24I don't care
00:07:24Let's go to a party
00:07:26I'll let you drive
00:07:28Shifting, steering
00:07:28You got to sit
00:07:33I can't do it
00:07:34Come on
00:07:35I'm sorry
00:07:36Party
00:07:36No
00:07:39War zone down there
00:07:40You're going to go down there
00:07:40Are you going to take me down there
00:07:42And I'll be there
00:07:44Fine
00:08:06Listen, why don't you guys go have some fun, okay?
00:08:08I've got to go see your highness
00:08:09King Matt
00:08:10I'll be in like a couple of minutes
00:08:11You sure you don't need us?
00:08:12No
00:08:13I just need you to cut off the bloodline in this hood
00:08:15You mean I can kill somebody?
00:08:16I didn't say that
00:08:18I just want you to shut off the power
00:08:20I want you to shut off the gas
00:08:22And I want you to shut off the water
00:08:23Okay?
00:08:24You can, you know, torture a few little kids
00:08:26And blow up a few mailboxes, okay?
00:08:28But just keep it in the neighborhood
00:08:30Gotcha
00:08:30Okay?
00:08:32Don't kill anybody
00:08:35We've finished Alistair
00:08:35And we're just going to hang for a little bit
00:08:36Okay?
00:08:36I'll just be damned
00:09:10Hey, bring out your radio.
00:12:22Well, I just read that Sharon Stone is having her bedroom done in Imperial Blue.
00:12:28So, I want Imperial Blue.
00:18:32I'm
00:18:41and
00:18:42the
00:18:42the
00:18:42the
00:18:43the
00:18:43the
00:18:45the
00:19:03Ow. Now that chick is hot.
00:19:08Where are we talking about?
00:19:10Right there.
00:19:12Oh, like the bag lady?
00:19:14No, not the bag lady. It meant her.
00:19:23Either Mr. Johnson turned into a pretty young lady last night.
00:19:26No, he's been hiding something from us.
00:19:29Who's Mr. Johnson?
00:19:30The guy who runs the store.
00:19:32Who is she, Bobby?
00:19:33You think if I knew I'd be wasting my time here with you?
00:19:38You know, all of a sudden...
00:19:39God, you want a soda?
00:19:41I think I'm gonna go to get a soda.
00:19:43I'm really thirsty right now.
00:19:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, man.
00:19:45You don't drink soda.
00:19:47I've just been thinking of taking a note right now.
00:19:48Oh, yeah, yeah, right.
00:19:49And what about the rest of this?
00:19:55All right.
00:19:56Go ahead, man. I'll finish up.
00:19:58Hey, man.
00:20:07White, boys.
00:20:07Who's going to die?
00:20:10Well, what about the rest of this?
00:20:27No, no, no.
00:20:28No, no, no.
00:20:35Okay, this way, John.
00:20:36Excuse me.
00:20:36Okay, this way, John, this way, John.
00:20:37No, no, no, no, no.
00:20:37Let's get out of my way.
00:20:42This is real cute.
00:20:43The restaurant's closed. Move it.
00:20:45Get out of here.
00:20:51Get out of here.
00:20:52Move it.
00:20:53What are you waiting for? The waiter, let's go.
00:20:55Move it.
00:20:57What are you looking at?
00:20:58Let's go. Move it out of here.
00:21:00I'll take that.
00:21:07Hey, Johnny, how you doing?
00:21:09What do you want?
00:21:11What do I want?
00:21:13I want a Ferrari.
00:21:15I want a million dollars.
00:21:18But that's beside the point.
00:21:20What do you want?
00:21:21We don't want any trouble here.
00:21:23Well, that's smart.
00:21:24Please, just leave us alone.
00:21:26The restaurant's been in our family for over 50 years.
00:21:28You're really breaking my heart.
00:21:35So, have you, uh, given it much thought?
00:21:39Have you considered the, uh, gracious offer?
00:21:42Yeah, we've thought about it and we're not going to sign.
00:21:45You're what?
00:21:46We're not selling the restaurant.
00:21:48Well, this kind of complicates things.
00:21:50You don't want me coming back here.
00:21:53You see, Johnny, I got this thing about bombs.
00:21:58And it could get a little messy.
00:22:00Listen, we don't want any trouble here.
00:22:02But we're, we're not going to sign.
00:22:07Okay.
00:22:09Third.
00:22:10I tried.
00:22:12Have him sign it.
00:22:13I'm going to go grab some tape.
00:22:18Don't hurt the girl.
00:22:20Don't worry about it.
00:22:21They'll sign it.
00:22:22Boom.
00:22:24You're going to sign this.
00:22:27You're going to sign this.
00:22:29Get him!
00:22:33That's it.
00:22:35Oh.
00:22:37Oh.
00:22:47Oh.
00:23:15Oh, my God.
00:23:24Hey, Pao, you know where your fortune cookie says?
00:23:26Yeah, I got a Chinese restaurant.
00:23:33Hi.
00:23:35Hi.
00:23:46I'm so sorry.
00:23:47It's all right.
00:23:52But a set of camps can be tricky.
00:23:55Yeah, I know what you mean.
00:23:57Oh, jeez.
00:24:00Eric Chase.
00:24:01I work down the street.
00:24:03Stephanie Simmons.
00:24:06So do you work here?
00:24:07I mean, of course you work here.
00:24:10How long have you been working here?
00:24:12Just helping my uncle out for the summer.
00:24:14Oh, really?
00:24:15Yeah.
00:24:15Me too.
00:24:16You're helping my uncle out for the summer?
00:24:19Oh, not that.
00:24:20I just, I've been working down the street for the summer.
00:24:23Going to college in the fall.
00:24:24Oh, I am too.
00:24:26Oh, really?
00:24:26Oh, yeah.
00:24:27Are you excited?
00:24:28About what?
00:24:29College.
00:24:31Oh, definitely.
00:24:33Enthralled.
00:24:34Enthralled?
00:24:35Wow.
00:24:36I'm sort of scared, actually.
00:24:38Yeah, me too.
00:24:39Frightened to death.
00:24:40Stephanie.
00:24:42Excuse me, Sam.
00:24:44Oh, no problem.
00:24:45Take your time.
00:24:47Would you watch the counter?
00:24:53We're closing soon.
00:24:55Oh, I'm sorry.
00:25:00Here you go.
00:25:01Thanks.
00:25:03So, um, gosh, um, would you like to, I don't know, maybe go have coffee with me sometime?
00:25:11Sure.
00:25:12Sure?
00:25:12I'd love to.
00:25:14Well, great.
00:25:16Actually, I was going to go to a pool party day after tomorrow.
00:25:20Would you like to come?
00:25:21Absolutely.
00:25:22Now, you listen to me.
00:25:23I'm not moving, I'm not selling, and I ain't going nowhere.
00:25:27It's my uncle.
00:25:28Damn rotten, crapping, low-down son of a...
00:25:31Uncle, remember your blood pressure.
00:25:35Nice to meet you, Mr. Johnson.
00:25:36Hi.
00:25:37He's a nice man, really.
00:25:39Just been under a lot of pressure lately.
00:25:43So.
00:25:44I'll see you tomorrow.
00:25:46Okay, great.
00:25:47I'll stop by.
00:25:49Bye.
00:25:49Bye.
00:25:58Hey, hello, Mr. Johnson.
00:26:00How you been?
00:26:01It's been a long time, huh?
00:26:04We stopped by because, uh, we need to talk to you about something.
00:26:10You in my store to buy something?
00:26:12Because if not, take your boys and get the hell out of here.
00:26:20Going back, Stephanie.
00:26:22Oh, no, Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, come here.
00:26:24Stay right here.
00:26:25No, come here, come here.
00:26:27That's a really pretty name.
00:26:28What do you guys think?
00:26:30Stephanie.
00:26:34This, uh, this will fought your uncle, huh?
00:26:38Hmm.
00:26:39It's funny, and I don't...
00:26:41Do you see the family?
00:26:42There is...
00:26:42I don't see the family.
00:26:44Is that...
00:26:45Come here, can you come a little closer?
00:26:47Let me see.
00:26:51Listen, old man.
00:26:52This is your last warning, okay?
00:26:55Either you move out, or we move for you.
00:26:58You understand?
00:27:00Kiss my...
00:27:02Sorry to interrupt, but this soda's flat.
00:27:05You know, there are two things in the world I just can't stand.
00:27:08Flat soda happens to be one of them.
00:27:11And the other are big, slimy guys with tattoos.
00:27:13I just hate that.
00:27:15Kid, the store's closed.
00:27:17Why don't you come back tomorrow?
00:27:18You know, I would, but I'm, uh, rearranging my sock drawer tomorrow, and, uh...
00:27:22I'd like to get this thing done right now.
00:27:25Get rid of him.
00:27:26All right, kid, time to say goodnight.
00:27:29Good night.
00:27:42That was neat.
00:27:44Okay, enough's enough.
00:27:45Take him.
00:27:45Go, go, go, go.
00:28:20Oh, my God.
00:28:25Oh, God.
00:28:44Okay, I'm impressed.
00:28:46That was fun.
00:28:47You're out by Friday, or we come back.
00:28:50And I guarantee you,
00:28:52you're gonna need a lot more than the Karate Kid to save you.
00:28:54And I'll be seeing you.
00:28:57Let's go! Get up!
00:28:59Get going!
00:29:04I was just fooling about the soda.
00:29:07Pretty good, huh?
00:29:10See you tomorrow, Stephanie.
00:29:16Who was that?
00:29:18My date.
00:29:23Well, of course I do.
00:29:26Yes.
00:29:27No.
00:29:28I promise.
00:29:30My parents are going out of town on Tuesday.
00:29:33I wish.
00:29:35No, I have to stay and watch my brother.
00:29:38Hey, Angel.
00:29:39I gotta go.
00:29:40How are you?
00:29:43Hey, where's the hair?
00:29:45It looks beautiful.
00:29:46So do you.
00:29:48That's my brother.
00:29:50Hi.
00:29:50Hi, Eric.
00:29:51You must be Bob?
00:29:53No.
00:29:54No, I'm Jack.
00:29:55It's nice to meet you.
00:29:57Jack?
00:29:58What happened to Bob?
00:30:00Never mind him.
00:30:01He's just a minor.
00:30:02Go wait out in the car.
00:30:03I'll be there on you.
00:30:04Okay.
00:30:05Now go wait in the car.
00:30:06Look, you need a disease.
00:30:07You want a fat look?
00:30:08You better watch it.
00:30:09Got it?
00:30:10What are you talking about?
00:30:12I like him.
00:30:13He sounds like a very profound individual.
00:30:17Shut up.
00:30:31Get up.
00:30:32Strike.
00:30:33Now.
00:30:43Class.
00:30:46Johnson.
00:30:47Chase.
00:30:53About to say?
00:30:55Bow to each other?
00:30:56Fight me!
00:30:57Oh, my God.
00:31:11Oh, my God.
00:31:19Oh, my God.
00:31:22Oh, my God.
00:31:39Pull him back.
00:31:40Pull him back.
00:31:41Pull him back.
00:31:58Hey, Chase.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02Kneel.
00:32:03Kneel.
00:32:03Come on.
00:32:04Both of you.
00:32:04Kneel now.
00:32:05Now!
00:32:06Kneel!
00:32:07Now!
00:32:11Class dismissed.
00:32:23What are you guys doing out there?
00:32:25This is a dojo, not a street.
00:32:28Don't dishonor it.
00:32:35Hi, Eric.
00:32:40Hello, guys.
00:32:42Hello.
00:32:43Hi, Brad.
00:32:50Next time.
00:32:52Hey, hey, Steve.
00:32:54You're looking really good out there.
00:32:56Shut up, geek.
00:32:58Did you know two out of four women kiss on the first day?
00:33:02God, that guy's such a jerk.
00:33:03Forget him, would you?
00:33:05He's just compensating for a tiny...
00:33:08Nose.
00:33:11All right, now, before we get there, what is this girl's name again?
00:33:15Stephanie.
00:33:15Stephanie.
00:33:16That's cute.
00:33:17Steph.
00:33:18Stephanie.
00:33:18Do you call her cutie pie yet?
00:33:20Shut up.
00:33:21I just met her.
00:33:22Does it matter?
00:33:23Look, look, look.
00:33:24Four out of five girls like guys who use cute and sensitive nickname.
00:33:28Here are the top ones.
00:33:29Pookie.
00:33:30Uh, Honey Bunny.
00:33:31Sweetcakes.
00:33:32Uh, Schnookums.
00:33:33Schnookums?
00:33:34Yeah, Schnookums is great.
00:33:35I use Schnookums all the time.
00:33:37Oh, obviously why you have so many girls chasing you all the time, right?
00:33:41Right?
00:33:43Schnookums?
00:33:44Sounds like an air freshener.
00:33:46Butt head?
00:33:51Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:53Puppy love.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:33:59Hi, I'm Brad.
00:34:00I'm his friend.
00:34:01I'm here to meet you, remember?
00:34:02Hi.
00:34:05So...
00:34:05So...
00:34:06It's okay, really.
00:34:07I'll just stand here and talk to myself.
00:34:10Oh, the party tomorrow?
00:34:12Here's the address.
00:34:14Oh, okay.
00:34:19Um, hello?
00:34:21Hello.
00:34:21Earth to Romeo and Juliet.
00:34:23Can I bring my friend...
00:34:27Oh, can I bring my friend?
00:34:28Can I bring my friend Brad?
00:34:30Hi, I'm Brad.
00:34:30We just met a minute ago.
00:34:31I'm Brad.
00:34:32Can I come to the party?
00:34:33Yeah.
00:34:34Sure.
00:34:35So you're gonna come?
00:34:37Yeah.
00:34:39Yeah, I'll be there.
00:34:40Yeah?
00:34:41Mm-hmm.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:44Well, gee, you know, I hate to break up this intellectual exchange of Einstein proportions,
00:34:47but we have to go.
00:34:49See you at the party.
00:34:51See you later.
00:34:52Come on, come on, Romeo.
00:34:53I'm so glad you included me in that love fest.
00:34:56That was really special.
00:34:57Isn't she great?
00:34:58Yep.
00:34:59You know, I just met her, and already I feel like I've known her my whole life.
00:35:04Oh, my God.
00:35:05Look at this.
00:35:05Look at this.
00:35:06Look at this.
00:35:06She's down to the eye with a little heart.
00:35:08Oh, my God.
00:35:09Yeah, she's a real Picasso.
00:35:11Real Picasso.
00:35:22I need that property.
00:35:24You'll get it.
00:35:25I gave them until Friday.
00:35:27Who is this kid?
00:35:29He's just some punk kid with a few moves.
00:35:31Ain't nothing I can't handle.
00:35:33You sure?
00:35:35Look, if I wanted blood on my hands, I would have handed it right there.
00:35:38Don't worry.
00:35:39I said I'll handle it.
00:35:41I need that property.
00:35:43We can't go ahead with the mini mall if we don't have that store.
00:35:47I took care of the politicians.
00:35:49Now, is it too much to ask for you to take care of the old man?
00:35:51It's good as done, man.
00:35:53And I don't want you coming back here telling me some kindergarten class beat the crap out
00:35:57of your men.
00:35:58Got it?
00:35:59Yeah, I got it.
00:36:04Listen to this.
00:36:06Cindy Crawford likes guys with brains and tattoos.
00:36:09I got the brain.
00:36:10Should I get a tattoo?
00:36:12Hey, hey, hey.
00:36:13Are you sure you're okay driving?
00:36:15I mean, this is my dad's car.
00:36:17You wrap it around a tree, he would kill me.
00:36:18Hey, just because I don't have my own car doesn't mean I can't drive.
00:36:23Okay, I'm fine.
00:36:24I'm fine.
00:36:25I'm absolutely fine.
00:36:25Hey, hey, hey, be careful.
00:36:27Sorry.
00:36:30I'm just going to sit here and have a nice little heart attack.
00:36:34So what do you think of Stephanie?
00:36:37Stephanie?
00:36:38Stephanie's cute.
00:36:39Stephanie's nice.
00:36:41Stephanie's...
00:36:42God, she's gorgeous.
00:36:43Yeah, that too.
00:36:45But you know me, I'm looking for a girl with good personality.
00:36:48Good sense of humor.
00:36:50Good.
00:36:50God, do you see her?
00:36:52Look at that.
00:36:53Yeah, I see it.
00:36:55I'm sure she's real down-to-earth-plant type, don't you think?
00:36:59Well, there are exceptions.
00:37:01Hee-hee.
00:37:05Hey, Erica, are you sure we're going the right way?
00:37:08Mm-hmm.
00:37:10Yeah.
00:37:11We're going the right way.
00:37:11Shortcut.
00:37:13Trust me.
00:37:14Trust you.
00:37:16Terrific.
00:37:17Shortcut.
00:37:20Well, here's an idea.
00:37:21Let's look in a map.
00:37:23You don't know how to read a map?
00:37:24Yes, I do.
00:37:25The party is over here.
00:37:26Brad, that's the Mojave Desert.
00:37:29Oh, it is?
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:32And that map?
00:37:34Yeah.
00:37:35It's older than my dad.
00:37:39This is great.
00:37:40This is great, Erica.
00:37:41We're lost.
00:37:41We're not lost.
00:37:42You see these guys right over here?
00:37:43These guys will help.
00:37:44Don't ask them anything.
00:37:45Yes, yes.
00:37:46Those guys are refugees from Deliverance.
00:37:48Test me on this.
00:37:48Whoa, nice car.
00:37:51We've got ourselves some pretty boys.
00:37:56You guys wouldn't happen to know how to get back on the Pro-5, would you?
00:37:59What do you want to go on the Pro-5 for?
00:38:01Just stay here with us.
00:38:02Don't do that.
00:38:02No, come on.
00:38:03No, no.
00:38:03You know what?
00:38:06You know what?
00:38:06We're going to a big car show.
00:38:08Car.
00:38:09No, gun show.
00:38:10Gun show.
00:38:10Gun show.
00:38:11Yeah, big guns show.
00:38:12Guns and knives.
00:38:13Wait, shut up.
00:38:14Our dads are cops.
00:38:16They're cops.
00:38:16Yeah, cops.
00:38:16I'm about to show you a gun.
00:38:18Now get out of there.
00:38:47Go!
00:39:01Did you see that?
00:39:02Did you see that?
00:39:03I did that.
00:39:03Woo!
00:39:04Just drive!
00:39:06Alright.
00:39:17See, I told you we'd make it.
00:39:18You almost killed us.
00:39:22Consider it fun.
00:39:23I mean, how often do we get a chance to tour LA?
00:39:25I am not even speaking to you anymore.
00:39:27You are not driving this baby ever again.
00:39:29Keys, keys, give me the keys.
00:39:32My dad would kill me.
00:39:33You know what that car costs?
00:39:34Fine.
00:39:35Then I'm not introducing you to Amy and Stephanie's beautiful friends.
00:39:39Eric, I was kidding.
00:39:41I was kidding.
00:39:42Come on.
00:39:43I'll take the keys back.
00:39:45I'm gonna give you what you want me.
00:39:49You won't even have to pay me.
00:39:53I won't teach you and make you sweat.
00:39:56I won't give you what you want me.
00:39:58It's not over yet.
00:39:59I'll take the time.
00:40:00Now this looks like a party.
00:40:03Don't you ruin it now.
00:40:04See, I'm not gonna ruin it.
00:40:06I'm gonna be the life of you.
00:40:21Hi.
00:40:22Hi.
00:40:24Hi.
00:40:24Hi.
00:40:25Hi.
00:40:28Oh no, here they go again.
00:40:29I thought you weren't gonna come.
00:40:31Yeah, sorry.
00:40:32We, uh, we ran into a little bit of a quarrel.
00:40:35Yeah, we ran into a little snack.
00:40:37Brad here thought we were gonna be killed by gangsters.
00:40:40Okay, okay.
00:40:40I was a little frightened.
00:40:41Yes, but it was a valid concern.
00:40:43Just kill me, why don't you?
00:40:44Just beat me.
00:40:45Just, just, just tie me up and whip me with a wet noodle.
00:40:52It's a great party.
00:40:53Nice day.
00:40:54Yeah.
00:40:55I really appreciate you inviting me.
00:40:57So, you wanna dance?
00:40:59Dance?
00:41:00Sure.
00:41:03Oh, baby, hurt me!
00:41:04Hurt me!
00:41:05Hurt me!
00:41:05Hurt me, baby!
00:41:08Your friend is very...
00:41:09Unique.
00:41:10Weird.
00:41:12Ah, he's not that bad.
00:41:13It just takes a little time to get to know him.
00:41:16Like how long?
00:41:17Ten years.
00:41:18Ten years to get to know him?
00:41:20Maybe five.
00:41:26So, the other day, you didn't really come in the store to get a soda, did you?
00:41:30Well, I kinda just like had to meet you.
00:41:34But I was thirsty, too.
00:41:36How sweet.
00:41:37You know, you look so familiar.
00:41:39It's been driving me crazy.
00:41:40And then it hit me.
00:41:41We knew each other in another life.
00:41:43I was Anthony, and you and I flew your back here.
00:41:46Miss me?
00:41:48Is that a yes?
00:42:00So...
00:42:00You know, I'm really glad I came here today.
00:42:03Me too.
00:42:05I mean, I really like you.
00:42:08I feel the same way.
00:42:11I really, actually, actually never really had a girlfriend.
00:42:16So, am I your girlfriend?
00:42:18Not that way, but...
00:42:20I like that.
00:42:23Really?
00:42:24It was very interesting.
00:42:29Are you thirsty? You want something to drink?
00:42:31I'd like a soda.
00:42:33Okay.
00:42:39I'll go get the sodas.
00:42:41Can you do that?
00:42:42I'll go get dressed.
00:42:49Hi, I'm Brad.
00:42:51You know, if I could change the alphabet, I would put you and I together.
00:43:01I'm directing a film over at Universal called A Girl With A Million Dollar Kiss.
00:43:05Would you like to audition for it?
00:43:10I'll call you.
00:43:22You probably don't recognize me, but we know each other in another life.
00:43:27I was Anthony and you were my Cleopatra.
00:43:29I'm a little babacate.
00:43:32I'm a little babacate.
00:43:33I'm a little babacate.
00:43:35Nice talking to you, Cleopatra.
00:43:37Eric, I want you to meet my friends, Amy and Amanda.
00:43:40Amy, Amanda, this is Eric.
00:43:41Hi.
00:43:42Hi, Amy.
00:43:42I'm Amanda.
00:43:44That's Amy.
00:43:45I'm sorry.
00:43:46You can tell us the part.
00:43:47She's the fat one.
00:43:49Oh, yeah.
00:43:49Well, you're the other one.
00:43:55You're the girl of my dreams.
00:43:57My name's Brad, but you can call me Snookins.
00:44:05My name is Hank.
00:44:07I'm Snookins.
00:44:10I gotta go.
00:44:22Hey, Chase!
00:44:24You little cockroach, I'm gonna rip you apart!
00:44:27Come on!
00:44:28Steve, this is a party.
00:44:29Come on!
00:44:34Come on, Steve.
00:44:35Cut it out.
00:44:48Come on!
00:44:55That's enough.
00:45:03Excuse me, Steve.
00:45:04May I see your invitation?
00:45:06Piss off!
00:45:11All right, Steve.
00:45:13I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the party.
00:45:16I mean, you got my hamburger wet.
00:45:20I like him, Steffy.
00:45:21He's so cute.
00:45:23Yeah?
00:45:23Hey, you guys.
00:45:24Thanks for letting me use your makeup.
00:45:26Mm-hmm.
00:45:26Oh, by the way, Amy, I love that dress.
00:45:28Thanks.
00:45:29It used to be mine, but I gave it to Fatso over there.
00:45:32I can't believe you let him beat you.
00:45:35I know you know, I know you can kick his ass.
00:45:38What?
00:45:39And now, little Steffy's in there thinking, ooh, that Eric, he's cute, but he's winning.
00:45:45I don't think so.
00:45:47I mean, Steve was drunk.
00:45:48Let's say I fought him.
00:45:49I could have really hurt him.
00:45:51Either way, you're gonna have to make it up to her.
00:45:54So, let's take him to Frisco's tonight.
00:45:58What, now?
00:45:59Yeah, sure, it's not too late.
00:46:03Besides, if Steff goes, the twins will go.
00:46:07Last time we went out, we ended up in South Central.
00:46:10Well, that was my fault.
00:46:11I left the driving to you.
00:46:15What?
00:46:15What'd I say?
00:46:28Have you ever been here before?
00:46:30Well, it's fun.
00:46:31Shh.
00:46:33You girls are gonna love this place.
00:46:35It's so cool.
00:46:37I hate this place.
00:46:38Me too.
00:46:39I hate it too.
00:46:40I didn't wanna come.
00:46:53What, are we in a marching band?
00:46:56Are you my shadow?
00:46:57No, boss.
00:47:10The bad news is I'm not on the menu.
00:47:15No matches.
00:47:18You got a match?
00:47:20You got a match?
00:47:22Come on, you got a match?
00:47:24Yeah, my ass in your face.
00:47:26Hi.
00:47:27Can I get anybody something to drink?
00:47:29Go!
00:47:29Oh, you know what?
00:47:30Can I get some chocolate cake?
00:47:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:32Lemon pie.
00:47:33Can I get lemon?
00:47:33Shh.
00:47:34Chocolate cake.
00:47:39Man, that was my spoon.
00:47:41I'm sorry.
00:47:41Could you get that for me?
00:47:45No.
00:47:47That...
00:47:47Bravo.
00:47:49Bravo.
00:47:49Bravo.
00:47:50Very nice.
00:47:53You just blew your 15%, babe.
00:47:55Can we have the manager over here?
00:47:58Brad, if that was rude.
00:48:00I was totally innocent.
00:48:02Yeah, right.
00:48:03I'm going to the bathroom.
00:48:05Yeah, me too.
00:48:05You wanna come, Sam?
00:48:06Hey, I do.
00:48:07I do.
00:48:11How's your uncle?
00:48:13He's fine.
00:48:14Hey, he wanted me to thank you for the other day.
00:48:16Ah, it's no problem.
00:48:19I'll bring your pokes right back.
00:48:21Thanks.
00:48:22All right, look.
00:48:23Why don't you just spread out?
00:48:25It's a market, okay?
00:48:27They gotta sell lighters and matches.
00:48:31All right, bastards.
00:48:32I told you I ain't going nowhere.
00:48:36Who are those guys, anyway?
00:48:38You know, I'm not sure.
00:48:39My uncle's been having a hard time lately.
00:48:42There's some big business guy that wants to tear down the whole area.
00:48:45Wants to make a mini-mart.
00:48:47Hey, hey.
00:48:48I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson.
00:48:49You know, you really gotta forgive us.
00:48:52You know, Manny over here, he, uh...
00:48:54He had this, like, really...
00:48:55Oh, man, he had this terrible craving for cookie dough ice cream, you know,
00:48:58when we were in the area.
00:49:00Funny.
00:49:00You're a funny guy.
00:49:02I'm sure the cops will buy that one.
00:49:04I called them.
00:49:06They're on their way.
00:49:09You shouldn't have done that.
00:49:10Well, they know he won't sell.
00:49:12Well, I'm just afraid that they might do something if he won't.
00:49:15Well, um...
00:49:16I'm gonna have to hurt you now.
00:49:26Hey, boss.
00:49:27You hit him.
00:49:31Very good, Manny.
00:49:32The medication's working.
00:49:34I think he's having a heart attack.
00:49:36Oh, wait a minute.
00:49:37Guys, guys.
00:49:38We got company.
00:49:41Time to make our dramatic exit.
00:49:44Let's go, let's go.
00:49:46But, hey.
00:49:47After what you did the other day,
00:49:48I'm sure they'll think twice about coming back.
00:49:52Hey, little lady.
00:49:54How about when you're done babysitting,
00:49:56you let some real men show you a good time, huh?
00:50:00Bug off, worm.
00:50:01Ooh, she's feisty.
00:50:03I like feisty.
00:50:04Why don't you guys go take a wash, huh?
00:50:07Why don't you shut up, kid?
00:50:09Ooh, that was clever.
00:50:11Did you think that up all by yourself?
00:50:14I said shut up, kid.
00:50:17No, wait.
00:50:18Wait.
00:50:20They're right.
00:50:21I don't deserve you.
00:50:23You need some real men.
00:50:25Real men who don't mind making drunken fools
00:50:27out of themselves in public places.
00:51:09who's so tired now, are ya?
00:51:12What happened?
00:51:13You saved Eric, I'm a hero.
00:51:14You saved Eric. I'm a hero.
00:51:15Come on, I'll tell you all about it.
00:51:16Watch out! Unconscious man here!
00:51:18Look out!
00:51:22We'll see you.
00:51:22There's a bunch of people coming out.
00:51:37That was brave, you know.
00:51:39I shouldn't have fought them.
00:51:41I should have just talked my way out of it.
00:51:43If they had a knife, they could have...
00:51:45Exactly.
00:51:46Someone could have gotten hurt.
00:51:49Now, if that happened, what could I do if that happened?
00:52:09Hey, I see smooching back there.
00:52:25Guys, why are the cops here?
00:52:28Oh, my God, what's going on?
00:52:31I'm going to find the car to wear it.
00:52:35I'm going to find the car to wear it.
00:52:38I'm going to be okay.
00:52:54I'm sorry.
00:52:58I said that I might not make it.
00:53:02No, no, shh.
00:53:05We just won.
00:53:17Please don't cry.
00:53:34It's nothing.
00:53:37Mm-mm.
00:53:40I'm not even sure those are up to date.
00:53:42He never was much of a bookkeeper.
00:53:45Are you positive your uncle never said anything about who those people might have been?
00:53:50No.
00:53:50No?
00:53:55Hold on a minute.
00:53:56I might have something.
00:54:02I found this last night when I was cleaning up after the police left.
00:54:06Graffiti.
00:54:09There's no address.
00:54:17You know what?
00:54:18I bet you my sister knows where this place is.
00:54:21Sister.
00:54:23My mom.
00:54:23Oh, my God.
00:54:24My mom.
00:54:25My mom's going to kill me.
00:54:26My mom's going to kill me.
00:54:27I got to go home.
00:54:28I'm an hour late.
00:54:29I got to go.
00:54:30Eric.
00:54:30Yeah?
00:54:34I'll be right back.
00:54:36I'll see you then.
00:54:45Everything.
00:54:47Now, this one can go, don't you think?
00:54:51Darling, this one is very important, you know?
00:54:54Oui?
00:54:55Mm-hmm.
00:54:55Not easy to go.
00:54:58Enfin.
00:55:00If this one go, then that one go.
00:55:06Come, come, come.
00:55:07Just a minute.
00:55:09See that one?
00:55:10Go.
00:55:10And that one?
00:55:12Go.
00:55:12And come, come, come, come, come.
00:55:18Now.
00:55:20Darling.
00:55:21I don't think you will see how the walls go.
00:55:27Because, uh, come on, it's all there.
00:55:31Then the house go boom.
00:55:36Oh.
00:55:37We may be all right.
00:55:41The earlier is so intense.
00:55:44How about if we took out the aden-
00:55:47Where on earth have you been?
00:55:50Oh, man, am I too late?
00:55:52Yes.
00:55:52He left half an hour ago.
00:55:54You know, if this college rejects you because you missed this meeting,
00:55:57I'm going to have your father get you work in, in, in the coal mine or something.
00:56:02I'm sorry, Mom.
00:56:04Well, you should be.
00:56:05I had to keep Cyril waiting while I entertained.
00:56:08Oh, Eric, you remember Cyril, don't you?
00:56:11Yeah.
00:56:11Hi, Cyril.
00:56:13I gotta go.
00:56:14Bye.
00:56:16He's doing fine.
00:56:18Looks just like him.
00:56:22Jill, I need to ask you a question.
00:56:23A question.
00:56:25Don't you know how to knock?
00:56:27Oh, sorry.
00:56:29Um, Jill, by the way, would you-
00:56:31You wouldn't happen to know where the graffiti club is, would you?
00:56:35Go get a map and look it up.
00:56:37Hey, dude, this is totally not what you think.
00:56:39I totally respect your sister, and we were totally not doing anything.
00:56:43Totally.
00:56:44Bill.
00:56:45Oh, shut up.
00:56:47Bill, what happened to Jack?
00:56:50Jack who?
00:56:52Yeah, Jack who?
00:56:54Bye, guys.
00:56:58Is that really your brother?
00:57:01Eric.
00:57:04You missed your appointment, son.
00:57:06Yeah, I know, Dad.
00:57:07I'm sorry.
00:57:08This was a very important appointment.
00:57:11What's the matter, Eric?
00:57:12Eric.
00:57:14Nothing.
00:57:15Something is bothering you.
00:57:17It's really nothing, Dad.
00:57:19It's a girl, isn't it?
00:57:23I can tell it's all over your face.
00:57:26We don't get a chance to talk.
00:57:27I know I've been traveling a lot.
00:57:29It's okay.
00:57:33I met her last Friday.
00:57:35She works across the street from me.
00:57:37Her name's Stephanie.
00:57:39Is she pretty?
00:57:40Ah, of course she's pretty.
00:57:44You like her a lot.
00:57:46Mm-hmm.
00:57:49Dad, I hate to ask this.
00:57:54I don't know what to do.
00:57:56It's either there's a store right next to where I work.
00:58:02This has gone beyond even what I would have thought.
00:58:04Look, the girl's gonna sign.
00:58:06She's got no choice.
00:58:07Of course she will,
00:58:08because I'll be there to make sure she does.
00:58:10Oh, let me guess.
00:58:11You're gonna walk in with your fancy clothes,
00:58:13and you're gonna impress her to death.
00:58:14If that's what it takes.
00:58:16And I'll have you there
00:58:18in case any frail old men show up.
00:58:22Oh, what, are you making fun of me now, huh?
00:58:24I wouldn't do that, Paolo.
00:58:25You're too big and strong.
00:58:27Oh, you're definitely making fun of me.
00:58:29Pray to God we don't run into a senior citizens group.
00:58:32I'd really need you then.
00:58:33Okay.
00:58:34It's not funny anymore.
00:58:36Too bad I'm not trying to buy out an old age home.
00:58:38You'd be invaluable.
00:58:39Let me tell you something.
00:58:41If you were able to do this thing on your own,
00:58:43you would have never hired me.
00:58:44If I won the heart attack,
00:58:45I would have had one myself.
00:58:47All you've done is make sure
00:58:48the cops would be suspicious
00:58:49when I take over the sale.
00:58:51Well, gee, does that mean
00:58:52you're gonna forget about me at Christmas time?
00:58:54Count on it.
00:59:04Tell your idiots to wait around back
00:59:06and bring my briefcase.
00:59:16We're closed today.
00:59:18Oh, it's okay.
00:59:19We aren't here to shop.
00:59:20I just came by to express my sympathies
00:59:22for what happened to your uncle.
00:59:24Quite a tragedy.
00:59:25Get out of here!
00:59:27But you see, he was foolish.
00:59:29I need this property,
00:59:30and he just wouldn't sell.
00:59:33Of course, I had nothing to do with his accident,
00:59:36and I'm sorry about it,
00:59:37but I do plan to benefit from it.
00:59:41I brought the papers.
00:59:43Now, you have a chance to help your uncle.
00:59:47I've checked as his only living relative
00:59:49in his absence.
00:59:50You're in full control of his finances.
00:59:52So if you just signed this right here,
00:59:53I'd be most appreciative.
00:59:55Go to hell!
00:59:57Ouch.
00:59:59I will.
01:00:00I most definitely will.
01:00:01But right now, if you would just sign,
01:00:04the price I'm willing to pay,
01:00:05I think you'd find more than fair.
01:00:07I won't sign anything.
01:00:12Well, how do you plan to pay
01:00:14your uncle's hospital bills?
01:00:16You have no money.
01:00:18And he could be in the hospital
01:00:20for a long time.
01:00:21What happens when the insurance runs out,
01:00:23they'll kick him out, you know?
01:00:27Kick him right out into the street.
01:00:29And then what are you gonna do?
01:00:31I have been patient, dear,
01:00:33more than so.
01:00:35I'm offering you enough money
01:00:36to take care of him
01:00:36for as long as it takes.
01:00:39And if you don't sign,
01:00:42you know, uh,
01:00:44he'll die.
01:01:12You have three days to pack up,
01:01:14and you'll find a way to buy your uncle.
01:01:15get out no no wait wait you can't sorry baby it's a little bit too late
01:01:26oh you shouldn't have done that
01:01:36she's gonna be so happy i can't wait to tell her yeah i can see that
01:01:39you must be crazy and why do i keep letting you drive
01:01:43because i'm a nice guy you're gonna be a dead guy you don't slow down
01:01:47watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out
01:01:51yo boss don't you like think you're being a little too harsh on the lady
01:01:55hey man no girl hits me my mother hit me yeah well like don't you think it's kind
01:02:01of a personal problem
01:02:05you have a problem with me is that it do you and i have a problem now
01:02:10no boss boss we gotta go shut up
01:02:14i'm talking to manny okay now manny is do we have a problem is everything okay
01:02:20tell me right now yeah boss
01:02:31just be a minute
01:02:33you go right ahead i got cindy crawford to keep me company
01:02:39step great news oh are you again it's the karate boy
01:02:44eric eric get up did we play this already huh am i wrong okay well look so be it you
01:02:51want to play
01:02:51hurt him and this time you better not hold back i don't know boss hey look you either hurt him
01:02:56or i'm
01:03:22hurt him
01:03:25i'm
01:03:26i'm
01:03:27i'm
01:03:31i'm
01:03:55He doesn't need me.
01:03:58Shut up!
01:04:02Keep moving!
01:04:04Kill him!
01:04:05Kill him!
01:04:06Let's go!
01:04:12I got him!
01:04:15Eric!
01:04:16Sensei!
01:04:25Move out! Move out!
01:04:27I got him!
01:04:29Come on!
01:04:31Come on!
01:04:33Come on!
01:04:34You look crazy!
01:04:38Get through the door!
01:04:41Get through the door!
01:04:45Oh!
01:04:47I got him!
01:04:49I got him!
01:04:50Come on!
01:04:51Come on!
01:04:52Come on!
01:04:56Come on!
01:04:58Come on!
01:04:59Come on!
01:05:01Come on!
01:05:04I got this guy!
01:05:06I got him!
01:05:07I got him!
01:05:14I got him!
01:05:20Move out!
01:05:21Come on!
01:05:21We're gonna get him!
01:05:23I got him!
01:05:29I got him!
01:05:30Come on!
01:05:36Oh!
01:05:39Yeah!
01:05:40Oh!
01:05:40Oh!
01:05:40Oh!
01:05:40Oh!
01:05:42Oh!
01:05:46Oh!
01:05:46Don't!
01:05:49Aw!
01:06:03Yeah!
01:06:05Ahh!
01:06:07Hey!
01:06:08Woo!
01:06:12Aw!
01:06:15Yeah!
01:06:25Oh
01:06:55Oh
01:07:25Oh
01:07:26Go get
01:07:33Where you going right back stay here
01:07:46Guys I need your help
01:07:48Why should we help you come on Steve? I need your help some big guys took my girlfriend
01:07:52Now you get help or not. This is a karate dojo not a police station
01:07:57Besides that I don't think anyone here wants to help you anyways, right?
01:08:07Come on guys
01:08:11Now help you know I thought since
01:08:15They taught us to teamwork what it was all about
01:08:18And about loyalty and discipline
01:08:22This is what teamwork is
01:08:25Count me out
01:08:26Come on, let's go
01:08:35Oh great, it's Crockett and Tox
01:08:36What are you guys doing? You're running around here like a chicken with a tail cut off
01:08:40Head, man. Head cut off. Now stop
01:08:43All right, fine
01:08:44But let's drive slower, okay?
01:08:46Let's remember safety first
01:08:47We should quit whining. Where are we going?
01:08:49Some scumbag has stepped in. Give me the keys. Come on
01:08:51All right, but remember
01:08:53Safety first
01:09:00Your incompetence is astounding
01:09:04Look, I took care of the uncle didn't I?
01:09:08Why did you kidnap the girl?
01:09:12Now that kid's gonna go to the police for sure
01:09:14And I'm gonna have all kinds of detectives swarming through my office asking all kinds of questions
01:09:19And the newspapers
01:09:21And the TV stations
01:09:22And I hate questions, Paula
01:09:23And I hate TV stations, and I hate newspapers, and I hate detectives
01:09:28You know this about me, Paula
01:09:32This has all gotten way out of hand
01:09:33What are you gonna do with her?
01:09:36What do you think, Steph? Any ideas?
01:09:41I was thinking maybe I'd bury her alive
01:09:43No! No! No! No!
01:09:47No, no, no, no, no
01:09:49Dump her in the ocean
01:09:51Make it look like an accident
01:09:53A, uh...
01:09:54Fishing accident, yeah
01:09:56That'll work
01:09:57The press will have nothing
01:09:59Now take her to the club
01:10:00And go take care of things like you said you would before
01:10:04And I want no more problems, Paula
01:10:08Then I'm gonna get away with this!
01:10:19I'm so glad you touched the scenic room!
01:10:21You know, this is a great spot for a carjacking!
01:10:23Shut up! Shut up for a second!
01:10:24Fine! I'm not gonna say anything!
01:10:26God!
01:10:26You're just driving us around! You don't know where you're going!
01:10:29Oh, I don't know where you're going!
01:10:29But you guys shut up!
01:10:31Now where are we anyhow?
01:10:32You see this?
01:10:33You see this, Matchbook?
01:10:35I don't smoke, thanks very much!
01:10:36What?
01:10:36This is the key!
01:10:37Now Steph found this on the floor of the store the other night
01:10:40Now Steph found this on the floor of the store the other night
01:10:40Now remember those guys who broke into the store?
01:10:42Yeah
01:10:42The other day, you remember that?
01:10:43Yeah
01:10:43Those same guys have Stephanie
01:10:45I mean I heard of this place, man
01:10:46This is graffiti, this is on Pico, man
01:10:48Yeah, this is my hunch too
01:10:49Wait though, it's dangerous, man
01:10:50I mean real mean types hang out here
01:10:52Terrific, terrific
01:10:52Let's go somewhere nice and dangerous
01:10:54You guys make me so sick
01:10:56This is a $40,000 car
01:10:58Who cares?
01:10:58You guys make me so sick
01:11:00You act like you're married, man
01:11:01Alright, fine
01:11:01If we're going, I'm driving
01:11:03Oh, you're driving now?
01:11:04Oh, you're driving now?
01:11:05You are too upset to drive!
01:11:06Get out of the car!
01:11:07You're too upset!
01:11:07I got ice!
01:11:08I got ice!
01:11:11Get your feet off the upholstery now!
01:11:45what a waste i don't know stephanie such a pretty young thing i really hate to whack you
01:11:58i don't know steph i kind of feel this strange connection to you
01:12:04what do you think man do you think it's like a previous lifetime thing maybe
01:12:08hey paulo do we really got to do this do what hey you got a problem with this
01:12:17what's manny what is the matter with you man i don't i don't get you i mean are you in
01:12:23the
01:12:23wrong line of work i'm sorry is the medication not working don't disappoint me
01:12:32you don't even know this girl i love this girl you don't love her you don't even know
01:12:37her you leave him alone right i don't like her a lot you know what i don't care we can
01:12:42give her
01:12:42no we can give her a lot if you want to bug out fine bobby and i'll take care of
01:12:47you want to go
01:12:48home you know what i do okay go home okay yo red ethel chill yo that's the club
01:12:58we can just take the bus back whoa whoa whoa we will
01:13:04fine whoa whoa can we talk about this is not the best area to take the bus in
01:13:10let's go
01:13:16why do you guys fight huh you know you don't mean it god that guy could be a real jerk
01:13:21she's not my girlfriend why should i give a damn i don't give a damn i don't even have a
01:13:25girlfriend
01:13:32but he is my friend
01:13:38yeah excuse me sir my daddy's in there me and my mom are real worried sick he ain't supposed
01:13:43to be drinking no more and who's your dad super fly
01:13:57so fly oh yeah open the door please
01:14:05go check that out right boss
01:14:19and if he were in my shoes
01:14:27he'd want to play ball
01:14:32so then let's play ball
01:14:37uh oh this is none of your business sir
01:14:41okay okay this is okay
01:14:44okay
01:14:45okay
01:14:46okay
01:14:47okay
01:15:05uh oh this doesn't look good
01:15:08it sure doesn't
01:15:14what the heck
01:15:15i got your back
01:15:16i got your back
01:15:17sure
01:15:17and you only live once
01:15:19hey guys how you doing
01:15:22i'm not uh interrupting anything am i
01:15:25cause i don't want to cause any trouble i'm just here for a friendly little game of baseball
01:15:30with you tattoo
01:15:32what the hell is he doing
01:15:34of course there is one little teeny tiny problem
01:15:38i forgot to bring some balls can you believe that
01:15:41what
01:15:41well of course you can you know what it's like not to have balls right
01:15:44so i'll tell you what
01:15:46i'm just gonna have to use your head
01:15:47to hit my first home run
01:15:50and uh you're gonna accomplish this uh heroic feat all by yourself
01:15:55you know you probably know a lot about tattoos but you don't know crap about baseball
01:15:59you're gonna be an easy out
01:16:01let me tell you something
01:16:03baseball
01:16:03is a team sport
01:16:07yeah
01:16:08yeah
01:16:09yeah
01:16:10yeah
01:16:13yeah
01:16:16yeah
01:16:19yeah
01:16:20yeah
01:16:20yeah
01:16:21yeah
01:16:21yeah
01:16:21yeah
01:16:26yeah
01:16:32All right, it's party time.
01:17:20All right, let's go.
01:17:51All right, let's go.
01:17:57All right, let's go.
01:18:04All right, let's go.
01:18:14All right, let's go.
01:18:39All right, let's go.
01:18:57All right, let's go.
01:19:02All right, let's go.
01:19:33All right, let's go.
01:19:33Let me get this off of you.
01:19:39Dad, I'm so happy to see you.
01:19:42Are you okay?
01:19:48I knew those kids were good.
01:19:51All right, let's go.
01:19:52I'm out of here.
01:20:05Yeah, this place looks like a ninja pajama party.
01:20:08Yeah, so what made you change your mind, Steve?
01:20:11Well, I thought about what you said, and you were right.
01:20:15That, and I promised him a date with one of the twins.
01:20:17What about me?
01:20:18Oh, I got a nice redhead for you.
01:20:20I knew you were good for you.
01:20:21I knew you were good for something.
01:20:26I knew you were good for something.
01:20:52Get out of here.
01:20:54Get out of here.
01:20:55Get out of here.
01:21:20This is private property.
01:21:20You have known that.
01:21:21If you hadn't canceled all my contracts, perhaps I would have kept in touch.
01:21:25If you hadn't been scalping me, perhaps I wouldn't have canceled them.
01:21:28The man's entitled to a fair profit.
01:21:30There's nothing fair about you, Nat.
01:21:33Look what you're doing to these people.
01:21:35Sorry, Randolph.
01:21:37Property's mine.
01:21:38The store and everything next to it.
01:21:40Oh, I'm sorry, Nathaniel.
01:21:41You see, that contract was signed by young Stephanie here.
01:21:44And as you very well know, she's not old enough to sign away anything.
01:21:48Unless her uncle's unable to care for his own finances.
01:21:52True.
01:21:53Unless he hires an attorney to care for his own finances.
01:21:56And he has.
01:21:57Never mind.
01:21:59The rest of the surrounding property's mine.
01:22:02I'll just tear that down.
01:22:04Then wait for the market to go out of business.
01:22:06You're wrong again.
01:22:07There's more bad news.
01:22:12Hey!
01:22:13Remember me?
01:22:15Yeah, that's him, uh, the clown in the suit.
01:22:18You sleazebag!
01:22:21Hey!
01:22:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:22:26Thanks a lot, Dad.
01:22:27You did a good thing, son.
01:22:28I'm really proud of you.
01:22:32Thanks, Mr. Chase.
01:22:33You're welcome.
01:22:34It's good to finally have met you.
01:22:35My son has great taste.
01:22:37Oh, sorry.
01:22:38Listen, I'll see you at home, okay?
01:22:40Yeah.
01:22:41Bye.
01:22:44Hi.
01:22:48So, how's your uncle?
01:22:50On his way to a full recovery.
01:22:52And how are you doing?
01:22:53Just fine.
01:22:55Tiger.
01:22:56Tiger?
01:22:57Tiger.
01:22:57Yeah.
01:22:58That's what I'm gonna call you from now on.
01:23:00Like, your nickname.
01:23:02Mmm, so we're giving nicknames now, huh?
01:23:05Well, can I call you Schnookums?
01:23:07Schnookums?
01:23:08Sounds like an air freshener.
01:23:12This has definitely been one of the most exciting swimmers I've ever had.
01:23:16Yeah, I wonder if it gets any better.
01:23:19You know it does.
01:23:35Let's go, man.
01:23:38Here we are.
01:23:39Thank you so much.
01:23:42Bye.
01:23:45Bye.
01:23:46From deep inside
01:23:48Tiger walks so softly
01:23:51For evil better hide
01:23:53Tiger heart won't give in
01:23:56Tiger heart will always win
01:23:59Draws his strength from within
01:24:01Power comes from discipline
01:24:04Tiger heart
01:24:11Tiger heart
01:24:25Action sometimes finds you
01:24:28Be ready when it comes
01:24:30When a force is needed
01:24:33You might be the one
01:24:35Cowards hide behind a gun
01:24:39They are not really brave
01:24:41Those who fight with honor
01:24:43They have found the way
01:24:46Tiger heart won't give in
01:24:49Tiger heart will always win
01:24:52Draws his strength from within
01:24:54Power comes from discipline
01:24:57Tiger heart
01:25:04Tiger heart
01:25:29Tiger heart won't give in
01:25:32Tiger heart will always win
01:25:34Draws his strength from within
01:25:37Tiger heart won't give in
01:25:42Tiger heart will always win
01:25:45Draws his strength from within
01:25:47Power comes from discipline
01:25:50Tiger heart will always win
01:25:57Tiger heart will always win
01:26:08Tiger heart will always win
01:26:12Tiger heart will always win
01:26:12Tiger heart will always win
01:26:13Tiger heart will always win
01:26:13Tiger heart will always win
01:26:14Tiger heart will always win
01:26:16Tiger heart will always win
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