00:03If I invest £5,000, I can't use it now, it's going to have to be in two weeks' time.
00:09Yeah, in two weeks' time, you will invest with our money.
00:13And I can invest in any company?
00:15Any company.
00:16So I can invest in McDonald's?
00:17You can invest where you want, that's not a problem at all.
00:20Trading before?
00:20Yeah, Pokemon.
00:22Is this real?
00:23I'm really going to be able to invest £5,000 and get £5,000 back, therefore I've got £10,000
00:28and I can invest it in any company that I want?
00:31Yes sir, you can start investing in 1,000 different assets.
00:34Not 1,001?
00:36Maybe it's 1,001, that's not a problem.
00:38What if I want to invest a little bit more though, more than £5,000?
00:42You will have 100% bonus.
00:44Do you get commission for this?
00:45Yes, of course, I will give you 5 million.
00:48You'll give me 5 million?
00:49If you invest 5 million, I will give you 5 million.
00:52Someone's at my front door, just give me one second, okay?
00:55All right, all right.
00:56Just give me one second.
01:03Dad?
01:04Dad?
01:05Hello?
01:06I need to speak to my friend.
01:09There's someone on the phone.
01:11Dad!
01:12There's someone on the phone!
01:15Hello?
01:15Someone's typing.
01:16Hi there!
01:17Hi, it's our sofa!
01:19Hi, team!
01:19Are you okay?
01:21Want to show me your voice?
01:22Yeah?
01:23Yeah.
01:24Why aren't you speaking like that?
01:25My dad's just stopped at the door.
01:27Oh, but I need to use his phone, because I need to ring my girlfriend Chardonnay.
01:32What's your name?
01:33Team!
01:33My name is Mike!
01:34Team!
01:35That's my dad!
01:36He's at the door!
01:37Can you call me the time, please?
01:38Dad!
01:39Mike, watch it!
01:40All right, team!
01:41Next way to your dad!
01:42Okay!
01:43How old are you?
01:44I'm three nearly six!
01:46I think my dad's coming back!
01:47All right!
01:48Bye!
01:48Bye-bye!
01:49Love you!
01:50Love you!
01:52Hello?
01:53Hello?
01:53Hello?
01:53Hiya!
01:54Sorry about that.
01:55I had a delivery at the door and was speaking to the delivery.
01:58Don't worry.
01:58Don't worry.
01:59Don't worry.
02:00We're talking about an investment.
02:01Do you have any other questions, sir?
02:03It's not really something that I'm looking at doing.
02:05Mr. Tim?
02:06Yeah.
02:06I see you have made money enough with your adventures.
02:12Okay.
02:12Or with your pranks?
02:14Don't understand.
02:15Can I call you Tiny Tim?
02:18Yeah, if you want.
02:19You are very talented.
02:20Thank you!
02:21You are one of the best.
02:23Thank you very much, but I'm not going to give you any money today.
02:26Where is your mum, that big fat pig?
02:32Watch your mouth.
02:33It's been a genuine pleasure speaking to you, okay?
02:36Take care, bye-bye.
02:37All the best.
02:38Bye now, bye-bye.
02:38Love you!
02:39Love you!
02:41See you later, bye-bye.
02:42Bye-bye.
02:43Invest in five million.
02:45Okay.
02:49Bye-bye.
02:49Good-bye.
02:58Bye-bye.
03:00Bye big, bye-bye.
03:00Elizabeth.
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