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Tyriq Withers tells us if Burger King, Hooters, Spring Break, and Ariana Grande are inherently Florida or not.
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00:00It's just like very toxic culture.
00:04Ah, Florida.
00:05Let's make them fight in the comment section.
00:07Jacksonville, we don't dance, we talk shit.
00:17I'm from Jacksonville, Florida,
00:19specifically the west side of Florida.
00:22Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:23We don't just say Jacksonville, Florida.
00:24We say Duval County.
00:27Duval.
00:36There you go.
00:37Shout out to the Jaguars.
00:39Florida man headlines.
00:41You know, I'm a Florida boy,
00:42which is not the same as Florida man,
00:44which I've said this before.
00:46If you type in your birthday on Google
00:48and you type in May 16th Florida man,
00:51it's a crazy Florida man arrest title.
00:54So specifically mine is Florida man arrested for stealing alligator out of pond for July 15th.
01:01So it's like a conversation starter.
01:03People don't know Florida.
01:05I always tell people I'm from a different country when they ask,
01:07because it really is.
01:08It's like the Australia of the United States.
01:11Alligators.
01:11I'm going to have to say,
01:12I feel like this is a trick question,
01:14but I'm going to say it's very Florida.
01:15Very Florida.
01:17Yeah, I used to play soccer,
01:18and there was a pond there and there's alligators.
01:21So if your ball went in the pond,
01:23you're cooked.
01:24Burger King.
01:28Yuck.
01:31I hope it's not Florida.
01:32Let me think this one through.
01:34Burger King.
01:36Where would it start in Florida?
01:38It wouldn't be South Florida.
01:40It would have to be.
01:41It's more like,
01:42I feel like Burger King is like aggressive.
01:45Maybe like,
01:47say like Alabama,
01:49South Carolina,
01:52Georgia.
01:52I say not Florida.
01:56It's from Jacksonville.
01:58Are you,
01:59are you kidding?
02:01Are you kidding?
02:03See,
02:06I will say,
02:07they have those like long chicken sandwiches.
02:10The mayonnaise on those are really good.
02:12That was very Florida of me to say.
02:15Olive Garden.
02:18Have you ever had a breadsticks?
02:21Luxury dining.
02:23I want to say yes.
02:24It is Florida.
02:26But where would it,
02:29I'm gonna say Florida.
02:30I would play a lot of soccer in Orlando.
02:34And then that would be my like treat for the weekend.
02:37Olive Garden,
02:38the chicken Alfredo with the endless breadsticks.
02:42Ah,
02:43doesn't get better than that.
02:44Hooters.
02:47I feel like it wants to be Florida.
02:50But it,
02:52I'm gonna say not Florida.
02:55We,
02:57who eats at Hooters?
02:58I didn't even know they were still in business.
03:00No,
03:00I just thought it wanted to be like,
03:02yeah, Florida.
03:02It's just like very toxic culture of like a restaurant.
03:07And it's like, ah, Florida.
03:09I don't think I've ever eaten at Hooters.
03:11Orange juice.
03:12Orange juice.
03:13Yeah.
03:13I'd say very Florida.
03:14It's the,
03:15the orange state,
03:17right?
03:17Our,
03:17our state fruit is the orange.
03:21Really good.
03:22Orange juice.
03:24There.
03:25Most OJ now comes from Brazil.
03:27Oh,
03:28but did it start?
03:28So technically we both right.
03:30You're gaslighting me a little bit here.
03:32Publix.
03:33Uh,
03:34Publix is very much,
03:35I know it's Southeast.
03:36So if you don't know Publix,
03:39it's a religion that was started in Florida,
03:41basically around 1996.
03:44And I'm completely kidding.
03:46It's a grocery store.
03:47So if you don't know Publix,
03:49the Southeast,
03:50I feel like it's,
03:51it's going to be like a Georgia,
03:53but like Publix.
03:56So we do the prefix pub.
03:58It's,
04:00it's Latin for flow.
04:03And then Blix is Latin for ridda.
04:07So yeah,
04:08I'd say Florida.
04:10Yes.
04:12Oh man.
04:14Key lime pie.
04:15Key lime pie.
04:16I'd say this is the worst dessert ever created on this planet.
04:19I will stand on that.
04:21And that's Florida.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Because they try to give it to me at every holiday function.
04:26And I cannot do it to this day.
04:29It's pumpkin pie that I eat.
04:32Which is not Florida.
04:33It is actually Connecticut.
04:35Don't Google that because I'm just making stuff up.
04:38Spring break.
04:39Spring break.
04:40I feel like because I went to Florida State,
04:43I like,
04:43there's only one real college in Florida,
04:45FSU, Florida State Seminoles.
04:47So I feel like that's in like Pensacola area.
04:50There's a lot of spring break people who go there.
04:53And where else would you go for spring break?
04:54Like when you can go get sun,
04:56get beach,
04:57alligators,
04:58South Florida,
04:59you have the beaches,
05:00you have the coastline,
05:01you have beaches on both sides.
05:02You have the Gulf of Mexico side.
05:07Yeah.
05:07I'm going to say very much Florida,
05:08but we're going to X this out.
05:10We're going to put CGI in.
05:12We're going to put the Seminoles logo.
05:15Flamingos.
05:16Why do I feel like I've seen them on like license plates?
05:19That's the roseate spoon belt.
05:21I feel like you're messing with me.
05:22Flamingos.
05:22Flamingos.
05:22No.
05:23Yeah.
05:24Flamingos.
05:25I would,
05:25my initial reaction says yes,
05:27but I'm thinking more like Australia.
05:29Flamingos are native to the Caribbean.
05:31Ah,
05:32none of that.
05:33Surfing.
05:37Like,
05:38I want to say yes,
05:39but I've been to Jacksonville beach.
05:40The waves are like,
05:42yeah.
05:43Yeah.
05:44I don't really hear people going to Miami.
05:46Yeah.
05:46Let's go.
05:47I'm going to say not Florida.
05:49And I'm going to guess Hawaii or California.
05:56I'm really from Florida for real.
05:58The Cuban sandwich.
05:59Mmm.
06:01I feel like you're trying to get a little trick question here
06:03because it's Cuban sandwich.
06:05I feel like people came to Florida,
06:08created it,
06:09not created it,
06:10but made it.
06:11I'm going to say very much Florida.
06:18Let's make them fight in the,
06:20in the comment section.
06:21Miami.
06:22Miami makes it better.
06:23Ugh.
06:24Fight.
06:25The Everglades.
06:28Very much Florida,
06:29but I feel like you could be playing a trick,
06:31but I'm going to say Florida.
06:32Yeah.
06:33That's like the part of Florida that's underwater.
06:35I think I've been as a kid,
06:37but as an adult,
06:38I don't see why I would get on an airboat
06:41and go to the Everglades.
06:42I'm not going to Everglades.
06:44I don't know.
06:45I don't know.
06:46Pitbull.
06:47Pitbull.
06:48He gives like Miami.
06:51Where was he born?
06:53Is the question.
06:55That's all I,
06:56that's what I can think of right now.
06:57Hey.
07:03Florida.
07:04Florida, Miami.
07:05Crib.
07:06Crib.
07:07When you say Miami,
07:07you have to say crib.
07:09Say it.
07:09Miami.
07:10Crib.
07:11Yeah.
07:12Ariana Grande.
07:13Florida.
07:16St. Pete.
07:17She's from Boca Raton.
07:18Potato, potato.
07:19Shout out Ariana Grande.
07:21I knew that.
07:22The Backstreet Boys.
07:24I'm going to say Florida,
07:25because I have like weird memories of like wanting to go to a concert.
07:28So I'm going to say Florida.
07:29And I don't know why I'd be in Jacksonville, Florida,
07:31thinking about the Backstreet Boys,
07:32which I know they're Backstreet Boys,
07:34but I know nothing about music and the fact that I was like,
07:37Backstreet Boys,
07:38and I had a poster up.
07:39It has to be Florida.
07:39So Florida.
07:40College football.
07:41College football.
07:42Very much.
07:42We have Florida State.
07:43I was on the team.
07:44A wide receiver.
07:45But also, some would say I played ass back,
07:48because when I got off the bench,
07:49the coach told me,
07:49get your ass back on that bench.
07:51So Florida.
07:52When I got to high school,
07:53I didn't have a car.
07:54So there was a lot of school missing out on the kickbacks.
07:58We called it kickbacks.
07:59Yeah, it's like a house party,
08:00but a kickback is like Florida.
08:03But yeah, it was fun.
08:04You know, a lot of sports.
08:05There's nothing really to do other than football,
08:10soccer, and then academics.
08:12You know, South Florida, they start dancing.
08:15Jacksonville, we don't dance.
08:16We talk shit.
08:19Hurricane prep.
08:20Very much Florida.
08:22We used to have hurricane kickbacks every year in college.
08:26We used to, you know, hunker down with perishable items,
08:31or non-perishable items, I should say.
08:33And we ran out of power, and then I had a candle,
08:36and I have videos of this.
08:37I had a candle, and I was trying to boil water.
08:39So I put water in a pan above the candle to boil the water
08:45so I can boil, like, eggs.
08:47And it was, like, eight of us in a two-bedroom apartment
08:52just playing games.
08:54Fishing.
08:55Fishing.
08:57Florida.
08:58I did a lot of that growing up.
09:00Largemouth bass, ponds, rivers, lakes, deep sea fishing,
09:08beach fishing.
09:10Fishing is very meditative, by the way, so.
09:13Southern rock music.
09:23I'm not that audience, so I'm going to say not Florida.
09:27Southern rock was popularized in Jacksonville.
09:30That was a different side of Jacksonville.
09:32That was a different side.
09:32It was, like, Jacksonville has, like, you know,
09:34Jacksonville is the largest city, Lynn, mileage-wise.
09:38So there's a lot of, like, different area codes.
09:42That was not my area code.
09:44At all.
09:46No-see-ums.
09:52No-see-um.
09:53No-see-um.
09:54Um, yeah, I'm going to say no-see-um.
09:57Oh, why do I feel like that's, like, a gnat?
10:00That's a gnat?
10:01That's very much Florida.
10:03Think about the Everglades.
10:04Like, gnats.
10:06Dang.
10:06How did I know that?
10:07Lord of Bread.
10:08Think about it.
10:09Get ahead.BoxKit.
10:10Yes, I
10:15Lou said. One of my
10:17favorite friends who are now 안녕. Get ahead.
10:17Thanks for being
10:18a super interested, Josh.11,
10:18good-kill.
10:20If you haven't had something,
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