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00:09um we were just talking yesterday about this you know something you can do
00:18that you probably wouldn't tell anyone about because they wouldn't believe you
00:20because it's too weird okay right a special talent you have oh okay yeah remember that
00:27yeah this guy who uh reached out to us says he does have something he says uh i knew i
00:37had something
00:37to say my hidden talent i'm good at is that i'm able to put my own penis in my a
00:44this is what you
00:46bring to us dave thank you well see he did say it was crazy he did say it's not something
00:52i do
00:53regularly but when i just want to have a little extra fun by myself i can literally go f myself
01:00to completion in myself okay i do not have any desires for another guy or anything else to go
01:07in there well but sometimes i just want to give myself a visit we all believe him i don't no
01:14believe what that he can do it or that he doesn't want another guy no he's no that he can
01:18do it i
01:19think he's making this up oh i believe oh i believe he can do it we've seen it right yeah
01:25i believe he can do it yeah i do believe him but i don't know uh about desires yeah i
01:34mean okay so
01:35we've seen it have i seen it i don't remember probably you probably didn't watch it yeah it was a
01:41it blew
01:42my mind okay years ago it's out there it's all right so you all believe him you've even seen the
01:47balls go in yeah yes oh yep huh you know b and the b and the b and the a
01:54oh yeah i do remember that
01:55i remember all the a's the b's yep okay you might have went like this during that yeah because we're
02:01talking about b's and the v's yeah all the letters all the letters came out all of the letters
02:07um the p okay so we said you know i think one of the things that came up during this
02:13discussion
02:13something you're good at but too embarrassed to admit was a guy who had texted or called and said
02:18he could suck himself yeah right yeah um and that that's similar but different i think this is way
02:26worse i don't know i'm i'm on the fence about this self-effing or self-sucking what's worse in terms
02:35of
02:35what i've always said this we had this we've had this conversation before self-effing self-sucking
02:41i believe we've never talked like that sucking we have is more intimate than effing yourself
02:51it's more intimate getting up and close i'm in myself well no but i mean my your mouth being on
03:01it
03:01and your face being right there that's so intimate and i apologize in advance uh-oh
03:07but when you're self-sucking uh-huh and it completely are you finishing oh yeah they are
03:14yeah they are within yourself yes they are because then that is definitely more intimate i think it's
03:20more intimate finishing if you taste yourself right what's what i saw a new doctor this week and i he
03:26might listen to the show now like he said he was going to check it out should we call him
03:31and ask
03:31i'm so worried i don't think he could help with that but he listens to another show in town and
03:39i
03:39was like we give us a you know you should never have told him i didn't say give us a
03:44chance i just
03:45said this is he's like what are you talking and i said well we just talk about the news and
03:49make fun of
03:50stuff i always you know we play stories and then we and it's real light and funny
03:54i always tell people don't talk about self-sucking and self-effing as we talk about you hey for that
04:02doc hey can you handle it are you ready for a man to put his own penis in his butt
04:07what about tasting
04:08yourself you ever taste yourself huh i told him if you don't like it don't tell me next time i
04:13see you
04:13he's like oh i won't worry oh yeah i'm always telling people not to listen i mean i don't
04:19they only want them to listen but they're going to listen people don't right it's like what do you
04:23do for a living and then i'm like this is what i do it always seems like the only people
04:28who when
04:29they find out what i do and they and like they don't had no idea what i do and they
04:36oh i should
04:37listen it's always like an 80 year old woman totally it's always someone that i i would my friend's
04:44parents started yes that's the thing are you kidding me they used to think i was so nice well
04:49my pelvic floor lady started to listen too well she was in you she was yeah you were in me
04:58hi lady
04:58that's been in jason the only person that's ever been in me thank you i think most of the people
05:03that have been in me have been listening will that be a nice talk at your next visit yeah hopefully
05:11doesn't come up what do you think's more intimate so that i mean i hope he's not listening we've
05:16talked about it a couple times i do think i get what you're saying about the intimacy of it being
05:20in
05:21your face but i feel like something in your rear is more intimate it's close i know they're both
05:28questionable but and finishing in you i'd rather finish in there than finish up here
05:36i think so too yeah okay okay if you didn't okay if you're not a part of the finish up
05:43here
05:44i mean if you're not a part of the finish but i've even said like i think that
05:48you can like bang someone and it means almost nothing you know and then
05:57someone could decide i'm gonna go down there for you and like to me it's like such a
06:04honor like we talked about it before if you would be oh it's such an honor
06:11would you be less upset or more upset you know if your girlfriend just blew somebody there are
06:20some people like oh they just blew them big deal and i'm like oh i think it's way more than
06:24just
06:24you think than her getting effed you think if your lady i think it's bad okay but but i'm not
06:30letting you off the hook i want you to clarify though what's worse your lady being effed by
06:34someone else are your lady blowing someone else which would you consider worse oh my lady uh
06:42i i honestly i put them exactly equal i put them exactly like you've you violated the terms
06:49exactly equally yeah both are cheating equally in my book yes uh but when i think about on a
06:57like on a personal level just like going to a place and just like putting it in somebody and
07:05banging and being done and then like going through the rigmarole of like kissing going down on somebody
07:14um foreplay that to me is more intimate it can be more intimate than just banging uh lisa someone said
07:21next time someone asks what you do you should just say a little bit of this a little bit of
07:24that yeah
07:26a little of that don't worry yourself don't worry about it uh jemma is with us here hi jemma
07:35hey hey what's your comment well in the swinger community you know it depends where you finish
07:42so i would rather it happen on my face versus down there i feel like i'm more intimate with someone
07:49if they're finishing down there and i use condoms for inside so you know but it's more intimate for
07:57them if they get to finish up there too okay uh what do you think uh if your man could
08:05do this
08:06would you rather he be able to suck himself or f himself um well my favorite thing is sucking so
08:15i
08:15would rather but i would want to see both just to just to compare yeah thank you sucker jemma thank
08:24you for calling in yeah gold medal welcome yep i love to suck myself my god i just want to
08:35finish on my
08:35face i don't know guys i do a little bit of this a little bit of that don't worry yourself
08:43i'm gonna
08:43write that on the forms when they're like what is your occupation a little bit of this and a little
08:48bit of that that's all they need to know employer none your business i'm gonna change my bio right now
09:05what do you do for a living a little bit of this
09:15i'm not sure my bio makes any more sense anymore anyway so but for real doc is it okay to
09:21bang yourself
09:23follow-up question so to the listener who bangs himself i want to know do they have a woman in
09:32their life you know i wonder what their status is on their love life do you have a lady what
09:38does she
09:39think do you have a lady what does she think about it if she doesn't know don't tell her lisa
09:49says
09:52if she doesn't know don't tell her or she has what you do when you're if do it by yourself
10:01just a
10:02little bit of this a little bit of that yeah what are you what are you doing in there a
10:05little bit of
10:06this a little bit of that mind your business
10:11that's i mean there's a lot of times i wish i answered with that you know oh me too you
10:17know
10:17yeah yeah yeah i agree it's a good answer it is all a little bit of this a little bit
10:22yep anyway
10:25thanks for your email yes we appreciate it yeah it's a hell of a talent thanks for listening
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