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Reparto: Mercedes Vecino, Antonio Murillo, Paco Martínez Soria, Mary Santpere, José Jaspe, Modesto Cid, Pedro Mascaró, Concha Gorge, Teresa Idel, Georgina Violeta
Dirección: Ignacio F. Iquino
Sinopsis: Dos familias, los Capitetos y los Tontescos, se odian a muerte, pero no pueden impedir que sus primogénitos contraigan matrimonio. De esta unión nacen dos pares de mellizos. Por desgracia, poco después mueren los padres, siendo acogida una pareja por cada familia. Pasados los años, dos de los mellizos se han casado con personas de mal carácter, mientras que la otra pareja se ha criado en el extranjero. Sin embargo, el lío empieza cuando los hermanos se reencuentran y las confusiones se suceden una detrás de otra.
Dirección: Ignacio F. Iquino
Sinopsis: Dos familias, los Capitetos y los Tontescos, se odian a muerte, pero no pueden impedir que sus primogénitos contraigan matrimonio. De esta unión nacen dos pares de mellizos. Por desgracia, poco después mueren los padres, siendo acogida una pareja por cada familia. Pasados los años, dos de los mellizos se han casado con personas de mal carácter, mientras que la otra pareja se ha criado en el extranjero. Sin embargo, el lío empieza cuando los hermanos se reencuentran y las confusiones se suceden una detrás de otra.
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00:00:10Music
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00:02:00You flies that have arrived, loñideras dying at my feet
00:02:08New household items, for each traveler you bring
00:02:15If you don't tell me, there's an angel waiting for the cake.
00:02:22Music
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00:02:33Oh, it's a nightingale.
00:02:35Ah, she does have someone to look like, thank you.
00:02:37In my youth I was always feted at parties and gatherings
00:02:41It's true
00:02:41My name, Catalina Tontesco, always appeared in all the society news.
00:02:45Our mother was a picture of beauty.
00:02:47A trading card
00:02:48Thank you, daughter, ma'am.
00:03:00Music
00:03:02You look at her passionately, Turcuato, don't forget she's a fool.
00:03:05I like it, it's feminine, it's divine
00:03:07Those words on the lips of a Capiteto
00:03:09What do I care about the hatreds of our ancestors?
00:03:11I disregard any squabbles between Capitetos and Tontesco
00:03:14I am a modern man
00:03:15And if that beautiful girl would accept me
00:03:17She would be the mother
00:03:19If you don't have them
00:03:20Ah, then she'll be the grandmother of my grandchildren.
00:03:29It's a bit of a dilemma; if you don't have children, how are you going to have grandchildren?
00:03:32Well, she'll be my mother's daughter-in-law.
00:03:34So you'll shut up
00:03:36My wife
00:03:37If you talk to me about honey
00:03:38If you talk to me about love
00:03:41And it has to be this for me later
00:03:44If you have to tell me
00:03:48What the soul cannot hear
00:03:52Let me die
00:03:56In the waves of the rough plea
00:04:17Spiritual music
00:04:18An angel singing
00:04:20Catalina, I have the pleasure of introducing you to your biggest fan.
00:04:23My old friend Torcuato Capiteto
00:04:27Catalina
00:04:27I don't know who that young man is who brought us the innocent skull.
00:04:30It has a good build
00:04:31Innocent
00:04:34Excuse me
00:04:35It seems my daughter Catalina is looking at him with sympathy.
00:04:37Doña Catalina
00:04:38Aha, my gastronomic friend
00:04:39So you're introducing that buddy to my daughter before you introduce me.
00:04:42Now you will meet him
00:04:43She is a person of ancient lineage, Doña Catalina
00:04:46He belongs to an old Spanish family that resides in America
00:04:49Will you enjoy trying it?
00:04:51Yes, yes, definitely
00:04:51The first impression has certainly been magnificent.
00:04:53Ah, so you'll be waiting for the second one.
00:04:55I don't care about the hatreds of our ancestors
00:04:58I disregard squabbles between the highbrow and the foolish.
00:05:00I am a modern woman
00:05:02Oh, Catherine
00:05:03We were born for each other
00:05:05Since you are young, arrogant, and determined
00:05:07Confess your love
00:05:08Yes, yes
00:05:09Tell me in a letter, after I've thought about it
00:05:12I will answer him, of course, that I love him
00:05:17It was love at first sight.
00:05:19Not even Romeo and Juliet fell in love so quickly
00:05:21It's true
00:05:22Love enters suddenly
00:05:24I fell in love with her because we made a good couple
00:05:28Okay, I'll tell him.
00:05:29But you have to promise me that you won't get angry with me
00:05:31Hey?
00:05:32He has a heart condition.
00:05:33He has nerves of steel.
00:05:36Always so witty
00:05:37You'll see.
00:05:37One of his jokes
00:05:39Anyway, for the peace of mind of my conscience
00:05:41Make the bed
00:05:42And have a row cup ready
00:05:45Okay, do you want to finish this once and tell me?
00:05:47What's your friend's name?
00:05:49Torquato Capiteto
00:05:50Ah, yours or the grave's
00:05:57Mine, because the grave is cold.
00:06:43I love you, yes
00:06:45Like a turtledove to a turtledove
00:06:47The nightingale to the nightingale
00:06:49And the fish to the fish
00:06:51Please separate yourselves
00:06:53Do you love me?
00:06:54Yeah
00:06:54I love you?
00:06:55Yes, yes
00:06:55Do we love each other?
00:06:56Yes, yes
00:06:59There, there, there
00:07:02Stay still, smile
00:07:05Very good, very natural
00:07:20I find you with a very natural expression
00:07:23You all looked great
00:07:24It brings me real joy to see you all so happy.
00:07:27And we are.
00:07:28One year after getting married we already have twins
00:07:30Two beautiful children
00:07:31And an exact resemblance
00:07:32Amazing
00:07:34And old Catalina has already seen them
00:07:37She didn't want to know anything about us.
00:07:38My mother will never forgive my marriage to a Capitete.
00:07:41No, what a silly woman!
00:07:43The bad thing is that these two twins have come to complicate our lives.
00:08:05Two beautiful girls
00:08:07Look, innocent one
00:08:07They look as alike as two peas in a pod.
00:08:09It's true
00:08:10They look just like you
00:08:11Like the boys who look just like Torcuato
00:08:14We are absolutely delighted
00:08:16We're annoyed
00:08:17You could imagine it
00:08:18You told me that things in your life had always doubled.
00:08:21Indeed
00:08:22I was born at number two on a street
00:08:24The only illness I've ever had in my life
00:08:26It was a double pneumonia
00:08:28And when I fight with someone
00:08:29I never get slapped
00:08:31I know
00:08:31They hit him twice
00:08:32Our family is outraged by our marriage
00:08:35It must be given to us
00:08:36And I have lost two fortunes
00:08:38Hers
00:08:39And mine
00:08:40Don't worry
00:08:42I'm leaving for Mexico in eight days
00:08:45Why don't you come with me?
00:08:46I'd make you rich there very quickly.
00:08:49Oh, no
00:08:49He is horrified by water.
00:08:51It is not aquatic.
00:08:52It's jungle-like
00:08:54Let's go for a walk with the twins
00:08:56It is not aquatic.
00:09:00It is not aquatic.
00:09:51My poor friend, ruined, you've lost everything.
00:09:53Not everything. Well, you can keep the honor. Beautiful costume jewelry, four cufflinks, and the owner of the establishment was very kind.
00:10:03When you have a fist, you can have twins.
00:10:07Just a moment, you'll see. Hey!
00:10:13One, two.
00:10:15My card.
00:10:19Mine.
00:10:21Oh, a duel!
00:10:23Shirts are washed with soap, offenses against honor are washed with blood.
00:10:30Take!
00:10:32Oh, a duel!
00:10:34Oh, a duel!
00:10:35Oh, a duel!
00:10:38Oh, a duel!
00:10:41Oh, a duel!
00:10:44Oh, a duel!
00:10:45No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:15No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:15No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:45No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:15No, no, no, no, no, no.
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00:14:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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00:15:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
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00:16:03No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:26No, no, no, no, no.
00:17:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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00:20:06You came to me, girl, in your old-fashioned dress, with a punished air, a triumphant laugh, and loving glances.
00:20:16One look left him enthralled, and with another look, as if apologizing, he said goodbye to me.
00:20:28You imagined you'd just play for a while with me footing the bill, but in reality, what you've done is save me money.
00:20:34work and get rid of the grind and get rid of a burden.
00:20:40Thank you very much, girl, and you love me boldly, but it will last until another one more beautiful or stronger comes along.
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00:22:05There's a time when they call me on the phone.
00:22:07Listen, but...
00:22:07Will I be right back?
00:22:08Will I be right back?
00:22:09Payment received!
00:22:11Are you traveling alone with your little brother?
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:14Look, I have the pleasure of introducing you to Don Epaminonda, quire.
00:22:17Epaminonda?
00:22:17My little brother.
00:22:18Wow!
00:22:19Juanito Capitetitontesco at your service.
00:22:21Delighted.
00:22:22Have you been kind enough to invite them to dinner?
00:22:24Well done!
00:22:25Please pass the check from the counter to this table.
00:22:28Tell the bartender that if the girls want something else to drink, they shouldn't run away.
00:22:31The whole cost is being paid for by this very nice gentleman who invited us.
00:22:35That?
00:22:35We'll be two good friends.
00:22:37I'm looking forward to giving him a token of my friendship.
00:22:39With you, I'd like, but it seems too soon for the test, to be honest.
00:22:42Well, I'm looking forward to giving it to her as soon as possible.
00:22:44I bet you don't!
00:22:45Right?
00:22:45Yeah?
00:22:46Yeah.
00:22:46Lend me a thousand dollars!
00:22:48Juanito, for God's sake.
00:22:49You're too early.
00:22:50Oh no!
00:22:50Excuse me, just a moment.
00:22:52Here it goes.
00:22:53You have been very kind to me, and I admire your sister so much that...
00:22:56Listen, sir.
00:22:57Don't forget that the Capitetos, even without money, have something more important.
00:23:01Honor!
00:23:01And I have the largest tobacco plantations in Cuba.
00:23:04Therefore, my feelings are always pure.
00:23:07Furthermore, I am a millionaire.
00:23:08Ah, in that case you can ask me for your hand in marriage because I am your only family.
00:23:12Do you think your beautiful sister will find me attractive?
00:23:15Of course.
00:23:16No, his passion lies in the strokes.
00:23:17And apparently you are a man of considerable talent.
00:23:20How nice!
00:23:21Take it.
00:23:22I'm giving you this gold pencil.
00:23:23Man!
00:23:24You're a goldmine!
00:23:26Hey!
00:23:26Hey!
00:23:28No no!
00:23:30No, no, no!
00:23:55Doctor, a lady is waiting in the office.
00:23:58No no!
00:24:14No no!
00:24:31No no!
00:24:34No no!
00:24:48Come on!
00:24:49Come on!
00:24:49Breathe deeply.
00:24:51Oh!
00:24:54Oh!
00:24:54Oh!
00:24:55Oh!
00:24:56Lady!
00:24:56Please cover yourself!
00:24:58You don't need to teach my husband anything!
00:25:00Hey?
00:25:00He's examining me!
00:25:01Well, let them teach her at the university.
00:25:03What's the point of this?
00:25:03My cabinet is a sanctuary of science.
00:25:06You are a cynic, a shameless opportunist.
00:25:09Ah!
00:25:10Get out of this house!
00:25:11That's settled!
00:25:13Out!
00:25:14Excuse me for walking so low!
00:25:16They're doing it so I won't find out!
00:25:18Yeah!
00:25:18No more visits to beautiful women!
00:25:20But Peace!
00:25:21It's you!
00:25:21Nothing, nothing!
00:25:22From tomorrow onwards, you will only be able to visit children!
00:25:24Never!
00:25:26Never!
00:25:27Nothing but children!
00:25:34Goalie!
00:25:35Goalie!
00:25:37Goalie!
00:25:37Goalie!
00:25:37Lower your voice, boss, I'm not loose!
00:25:40Are you the goalkeeper?
00:25:41I'm the E3, very left-handed.
00:25:43Puah! Puah! Puah!
00:25:44How much does the vacant apartment rent for?
00:25:47Three hundred pesetas and the doorbell, Dad!
00:25:49How many!
00:25:50Well, I'm telling you! Three hundred pesetas!
00:25:54Rooms, I mean!
00:25:55Don't be in a pile, sir!
00:25:57It has seven bedrooms!
00:25:59Great! The apartment suits me!
00:26:03Take two hundred pesetas as a deposit!
00:26:05It will take a long time, sir!
00:26:07Who knows!
00:26:07I arrived from America a week ago to collect some twins
00:26:10who wander the world without knowing each other!
00:26:12I'll tell you all about it, boss!
00:26:14Because I absolutely love serial novels!
00:26:16Well, not me!
00:26:17And above all, try to avoid noise and shouting!
00:26:20that get on my nerves!
00:26:22That's good, pastor! That's good!
00:26:23In Mexico I shot a goalkeeper four times
00:26:25because he told me it was a quiet house
00:26:28And there were cats, dogs, parrots, canaries, and a live orchestra!
00:26:31It's very quiet here, sir!
00:26:33There won't be any animals, will there?
00:26:35Only on Sundays, when they bring the quail.
00:26:38Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof!
00:26:43It's very quiet here!
00:26:54It's very quiet here!
00:27:21It's very quiet here!
00:27:25It's very quiet here!
00:28:03Thank you!
00:28:31One guest for Don Epaminondas and four for me.
00:28:34Okay, sir. Right away.
00:28:36Are you paying?
00:28:36Are you paying, innkeeper?
00:28:37Well, I'll pay, but he just told me everything.
00:28:40I already told you that he's a bit of a crazy guy who fell in love with Dorita and wants to stop everyone
00:28:44coast that gets married.
00:28:45That's right, he wants to prevent her from getting married at all costs.
00:28:48In America I arranged it with a thousand dollars and a passport for Spain.
00:28:51And do you think, Juanito, my dearest, that now?
00:28:53Ah, don't worry. I'll sort this out for five or six thousand pesetas.
00:28:58I'm sending him to Indochina.
00:29:00And we remained so calm.
00:29:01I'll give you the money as soon as we arrive.
00:29:03But don't you think that, since he's a madman, it would be better to lock him up?
00:29:07No, because for that it would have to exist.
00:29:09As?
00:29:11There would have to be a reason for that.
00:29:14And of course, it doesn't exist.
00:29:15Do you understand?
00:29:15It doesn't exist.
00:29:18Man!
00:29:23My emotion is so great that nothing else is visible when I see myself before a lady, beautiful and so
00:29:33elegant.
00:29:39Oh, lady, it's too late, but my heart adores you.
00:29:45Don't tell her husband that my heart beats, beats, beats for his wife.
00:29:50I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait, and then you'll love me
00:29:55to accept it, or to beg her lord, to die soon, soon, please.
00:30:02Oh, lady, it's too late, but my heart adores you.
00:30:08Don't tell her husband that my heart beats, beats, beats for his wife.
00:30:14If it's true, in one place, he has an enviable palace; I don't know why, he mustn't leave.
00:30:23washing dishes, sweeping and scrubbing.
00:30:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:30:54ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:31:00ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:31:00ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:31:00ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:31:00ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:31:13No, no, no, no.
00:31:43No, no, no, no.
00:32:43No, no, no, no.
00:32:43No, no, no, no.
00:33:06No, no, no, no.
00:33:40No, no, no.
00:34:06No, no, no.
00:35:00No, no, no.
00:35:06No, no, no, no.
00:35:39No, no, no, no.
00:36:22No, no, no.
00:36:57No, no, no, no.
00:37:02No, no, no, no.
00:37:26No, no, no.
00:37:45No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:25No, no, no, no.
00:38:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:38:44No, no, no.
00:38:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:38:54no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:38:55no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:38:56no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:39:01no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:39:03no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:39:16I have one peseta. And the money I gave you for the furniture, dresses, and jewelry for my wedding. I've paid.
00:39:22All the bills. We'll settle up later. I think you still owe me something. Me?
00:39:47When I hear the rumba playing, I don't even remember anymore and I feel sad. And how close I am to myself
00:39:53brunette.
00:40:00That's why I picked a daisy, to see if he was lying to me. When he said he would only ever love me.
00:40:10So I asked her a daisy, to see if she was lying to me. What should I answer?
00:40:15And I answer myself. Oh, you only wanted me. Even though you have a winner's arm.
00:40:26So I picked a daisy, to see if he was lying to me. And I answered, I answered myself.
00:40:36That he would forget me. Yesterday you said he loved me. He doesn't even look at me.
00:40:43I fear that one day, if time passes me by, I will be left very sad and alone in my house.
00:40:52Yesterday you swore you adored me. And I knew you were deceiving me.
00:40:56Because I saw you out for a walk the other day. On the arm of a hatchback driver.
00:41:05That's what a daisy was for. Her. To find out if she was lying to me.
00:41:09Never, never. And I answer. He answered me. I would forget about myself.
00:41:26That's what a daisy was.
00:41:52Juanito, the great mola.
00:41:53Oh, the great mola! Oh, the great mola, the great mola!
00:41:57Here, Monín.
00:41:58With what? Monín, huh?
00:42:02Caught in the act of adultery.
00:42:06Who are you? Who am I?
00:42:08The avenger of your honor. My presence has frozen the blood in your veins.
00:42:12Do you know this man?
00:42:13Unfortunately and to my shame, she is my wife.
00:42:17He's lying. You're crazy.
00:42:19You deny your husband. You deserve to be machine-gunned and bombed.
00:42:24But what are you saying?
00:42:25It's Catalina. The president of the club of few words.
00:42:30She is my wife.
00:42:32I get it now. He's the crazy guy Juanito told me about.
00:42:35Coward!
00:42:36Take.
00:42:38Come on, come on. Don't get like that.
00:42:40I know that what you're after is money.
00:42:42I'm confused!
00:42:43Okay, I'll give you another ten thousand pesetas and everything will be settled, okay?
00:42:47Catch!
00:42:48Do you believe that a husband's dignity can be sold?
00:42:51Am I carrying a revolver?
00:42:55Five bullets!
00:42:57Divide them up however you like.
00:42:58I don't care.
00:43:00I'm waiting.
00:43:01Alright! Let's eat!
00:43:03Good heavens, sir. I hadn't noticed.
00:43:05Please forgive me.
00:43:05Would you like to join us?
00:43:06No, no, no.
00:43:07Which one?
00:43:07Look, pretend, Juanito.
00:43:08Here he is.
00:43:09Is he crazy?
00:43:10Yes, yes, yes.
00:43:11How crazy?
00:43:11The one who is in love with your sister.
00:43:13Hey?
00:43:13So my dearest brother-in-law and illustrious doctor is also out partying.
00:43:19Doctor?
00:43:20Well, don't get so worked up.
00:43:21Perhaps a cold shower would do him good.
00:43:23A cold shower?
00:43:25Me?
00:43:26Damn!
00:43:27I'm going to shoot you pigs.
00:43:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:43:31Hey!
00:43:33Ah!
00:43:34Hey!
00:43:38Still!
00:43:38Hey, be careful, don't play around, it's loaded, okay?
00:43:40That's for real.
00:43:41That's for real.
00:43:43Hello.
00:43:44Oh!
00:43:48Hit it hard!
00:43:50Juanito!
00:43:52Careful!
00:43:53Careful!
00:43:57Juanito!
00:43:58My love!
00:44:00Juanito!
00:44:01What's wrong, honey?
00:44:02What's the matter?
00:44:04This is always a good thing.
00:44:07He talks to me without leaving that crazy guy.
00:44:09It froze me, it left the blood.
00:44:10When he pointed his heart at me, my revolver froze.
00:44:13Hey?
00:44:13As?
00:44:14Let's go.
00:44:14Let's leave this hotel.
00:44:15Yes, yes.
00:44:16Right now.
00:44:18Action!
00:44:28Fines imposed as of last September, talkative partners, two thousand pesetas and thirty-five cents
00:44:33CTS.
00:44:34I ask for the floor.
00:44:34Speak.
00:44:35Credo Club, encourage women to speak little.
00:44:37I request greater sanctions for talkativeness.
00:44:39I am a partner.
00:44:40Accession.
00:44:41Accordance.
00:44:41With penetration.
00:44:42Agreement.
00:44:43I propose, honorary president, Mrs. Vázquez.
00:44:46Advantages?
00:44:46Merits?
00:44:47Words spoken daily?
00:44:49She is mute.
00:44:50Accepted.
00:44:51I propose joining the Club, a lighthearted exaltation.
00:44:53Years?
00:44:53Five, five.
00:44:55Nature?
00:44:55Good.
00:44:56State?
00:44:57Overwrought.
00:44:58I can't join a club like this full of crazy people and technical neuroses.
00:45:01I withdraw my application for admission.
00:45:02Women were born to talk, to gossip, and to criticize.
00:45:05And if we don't do this, we are not women.
00:45:07Astonishment.
00:45:08Incongruous.
00:45:08From Sani.
00:45:09The Goose.
00:45:10Leave.
00:45:11There's a knock at the door.
00:45:12Two hundred pesetas fines.
00:45:14I'll pay right now two hundred, three hundred, ten hundred, however many you want.
00:45:18But I protest, I protest, and I protest.
00:45:20Profanation Club.
00:45:21The club of few words must disappear.
00:45:23Technical neuroses.
00:45:24Stupid.
00:45:26Bisoteados.
00:45:26Statutes.
00:45:27Mockery.
00:45:27Local.
00:45:28Social.
00:45:28Let's keep them away, you wretched gossips.
00:45:30Minute.
00:45:30Silence.
00:45:40Hello, Mr. Samuel.
00:45:42Hello.
00:45:48How was the gentleman's trip?
00:45:51What's it to you?
00:45:53In the office are Doña Leona, Doña Exaltación and Miss Paz accompanying the lady.
00:45:58As?
00:45:59That my wife has dared to return to this house.
00:46:01But she hasn't left it.
00:46:04You are a hypocrite.
00:46:05So the lady hasn't come out, huh?
00:46:08How much have they paid you for your complicity?
00:46:10As?
00:46:12Hello.
00:46:14Hello.
00:46:18Unexpected return.
00:46:19Joy against.
00:46:19Have you been kind enough to let me return to my home?
00:46:23No.
00:46:24Don't think I intend to forgive.
00:46:25What's wrong with him?
00:46:26Disturbed husband.
00:46:28You are an unworthy wife.
00:46:29Samuel?
00:46:30Yes, ladies.
00:46:31Outrageous.
00:46:31What does it say?
00:46:32One moment.
00:46:34Outrageous.
00:46:35She spent the entire afternoon with a gentleman in her eye and there I surprised her red-handed.
00:46:41Outraged, no.
00:46:42An unforgivable affront.
00:46:44Fainting is urgent.
00:46:45Oh, Catherine.
00:46:46"She fainted," she tells your husband.
00:46:47He's not here.
00:46:48She is in a town where she has gone for a consultation.
00:46:51A question, right?
00:46:52Yeah.
00:46:52This is another farce.
00:46:53Your husband is currently half drunk in room number 42 of the Mirasol Hotel.
00:46:59If that's true, I'll kill him.
00:47:02What are you saying?
00:47:02We're going to the hotel.
00:47:04He's infamous.
00:47:05Let's go to the hotel.
00:47:06Ah, very good.
00:47:07I've always liked hotel life.
00:47:09We'll be there for many days.
00:47:11Let's go.
00:47:12Juanita.
00:47:13Juanita.
00:47:16Oh, what a beautiful hotel.
00:47:25Do you happen to know Mr. Capiteto?
00:47:28Room 42.
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:31Thank you so much.
00:47:32I have chocolate with toast for breakfast.
00:47:35Very good.
00:47:35Would you like us to notify Mr. Capiteto?
00:47:37No.
00:47:38I prefer to surprise him.
00:47:40Come on.
00:47:41Come on.
00:47:56Ah, it's you, Florita.
00:48:00Yeah.
00:48:00When I returned to the room, the madman had already left.
00:48:05Yeah.
00:48:06I'll meet with you right away.
00:48:09I think it's a good idea to change hotels, because that disturbed person would ruin our idyll.
00:48:13Until now, my little dove.
00:48:16Oh, how delicious!
00:48:19Take.
00:48:20Take.
00:48:22Nice.
00:48:26Hello good.
00:48:27Hello.
00:48:30What do you want?
00:48:31What do you want?
00:48:32One moment.
00:48:34You're the madman's wife, aren't you?
00:48:35I am the wife of a scoundrel, a bad man, a hypocrite, a fraud.
00:48:47One.
00:48:49Go!
00:48:54Oh, how cute!
00:48:56Man!
00:48:56You'll see!
00:48:57Oh, how delicious!
00:48:58Oh, help!
00:48:59Relief!
00:49:01Help, Mom!
00:49:02What are you saying!
00:49:03But they've left my seawall open.
00:49:06Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:49:11Yaaaaay!
00:49:13Yaaaaayyyy!
00:49:15Ayy!
00:49:16Ayy!
00:49:32Dip! Dip! Dip! Dip!
00:49:38Hit it hard!
00:49:49Have you hurt yourself, my little chick?
00:49:52No, well, here you go!
00:49:55Yay!
00:49:58Phew!
00:50:06Listen, janitor, when Miss Florita comes and asks for Mr. Capiteto,
00:50:11Tell her that she can visit you at this address and that she will be very welcome.
00:50:16Oh!
00:50:20Oh, what a disappointment, Mr. Janitor!
00:50:22I'm referring to you.
00:50:31You don't play with a wife's dignity.
00:50:33Do you understand, you scoundrel?
00:50:35Whose wife?
00:50:36Yeah!
00:50:37Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:50:55Listen!
00:51:00My dear husband, Paz.
00:51:04It's the same.
00:51:26Torcuato, don't be afraid, my son.
00:51:29You need to recover, to forget the hours of hallucination and revelry you have experienced.
00:51:34to return to your honest life as always, caring for your sick.
00:51:37I don't have any sick people, ma'am.
00:51:38Hey?
00:51:39I have no sick people.
00:51:40You must have killed them.
00:51:41I have no sick people.
00:51:42Speaking of sick people, they've just paid the 5,000 pesetas for your last and magnificent operation.
00:51:48And don't worry about your wife, I'll calm her down and you'll be happy again.
00:51:53Goodbye, my son.
00:51:55Bye bye.
00:52:13Do you want to receive the first visit, doctor?
00:52:16Another crazy woman.
00:52:16The room is full.
00:52:18Hey Paloma, do they pay cash here?
00:52:21What question, doctor?
00:52:23And with legitimate banknotes?
00:52:25Naturally.
00:52:26Well then, go ahead, darling, I really need money, let's not waste any time.
00:52:30First one through.
00:52:32He says he needs a lot of money.
00:52:34Sure, to spend it on another party.
00:52:37Hi how are things?
00:52:38Hello.
00:52:39Hello, Dorita.
00:52:40Hello.
00:52:41Do you know if Mr. Capiteto is here?
00:52:43Two ladies have taken it away.
00:52:44What do you say?
00:52:45Yes, not long ago.
00:52:46They said that if you want to see him, go to these addresses.
00:52:52Dr. Capiteto, you fool?
00:52:55Montaner 914.
00:52:57Excuse me for coming back to your house, doctor, even though I know the consultation is for children.
00:53:00I borrowed one and I'm bringing it along to throw them off the scent, because his wife is very jealous.
00:53:04My wife?
00:53:05Ah, yes.
00:53:06Okay, let's see, what do you have?
00:53:08Now it's the stomach, doctor.
00:53:09Oh, a woman so beautiful and so plump has no choice but to have a stomach.
00:53:15And you must have a lovely stomach.
00:53:17No, I don't believe you.
00:53:18What's wrong with him?
00:53:19Well, the greatest sadness of my life, doctor, is that what I love most is what I hate the most.
00:53:23It sits me down.
00:53:24Oh.
00:53:25Steak with potatoes.
00:53:26Well, don't worry.
00:53:28I'm going to make a recipe that is something admirable.
00:53:31But if.
00:53:35Before breakfast and before each meal you will have a steak with potatoes.
00:53:40What does it say?
00:53:40I am an eminence, madam.
00:53:42When a stomach can't digest meat, then it eats meat all the time.
00:53:46Either your stomach gets used to it, or it's completely ruined.
00:53:51That's 150 pesetas.
00:53:55You have made me happy, doctor.
00:53:57Are you unique?
00:53:58Well, you see, I was under the impression that there were two of us.
00:54:01You are the only man who understands me.
00:54:03Oh, you are a wise man.
00:54:05Thank you, thank you.
00:54:06That's 300 pesetas.
00:54:07Oh, doctor.
00:54:08Science is priceless.
00:54:10My entire fortune is at your disposal.
00:54:14Okay, then let's not haggle anymore.
00:54:16I'll let you have it for 1333, which is a ruinous price.
00:54:20Leave it to me.
00:54:21I promise to find Samuel and convince him to come home.
00:54:25Everything will be alright.
00:54:26The newspaper, Doña Catalina.
00:54:27Thank you.
00:54:281100, 1200.
00:54:29Don Tocuato, good afternoon.
00:54:31Goodbye, doctor.
00:54:32Goodbye, ma'am.
00:54:33Until next time.
00:54:36Good afternoon, Sunday.
00:54:37Out of the house all day.
00:54:39I'm going to get sick, I'll be out all day.
00:54:44Goodness gracious, ma'am.
00:54:45I am so sorry that you didn't find me at home.
00:54:48Is something wrong with the child?
00:54:49No, no, no, no.
00:54:50Nothing.
00:54:51Come on.
00:54:52I don't understand any of this.
00:54:54Good afternoon.
00:54:56Good afternoon.
00:54:57They played Canfun for me.
00:54:58Vote wisely, right?
00:55:00No.
00:55:06Oh, I didn't know it was outside.
00:55:09I thought that...
00:55:10Listen to me.
00:55:10With your permission.
00:55:12I'm going to look for the water of chance.
00:55:34What's up, Paz?
00:55:36My little dove.
00:55:36No Peace.
00:55:38From today, it's war to the death.
00:55:43Oh, what's wrong with that lady? She seems so nervous.
00:55:46I don't think it's something to be dancing about, given what you've done to it.
00:55:50I?
00:55:51Hey, hey, young man.
00:55:52Well, Mr. Capiteto lives here, right?
00:55:54Yes, sir, principal.
00:55:56Thank you.
00:55:57Come on.
00:56:00Today we either get paid or we get hit.
00:56:02That?
00:56:02Hello, Domingo.
00:56:04I am happy because I see everything clearly.
00:56:07Me too.
00:56:09Thank you.
00:56:14Catalina.
00:56:16My little woman.
00:56:18The delight of my life.
00:56:20Forgive me.
00:56:22I know everything.
00:56:24Ah, yes, look, look how nice.
00:56:26Yes, I know the truth.
00:56:28Help, the madman.
00:56:30No.
00:56:31Help, the madman.
00:56:33Hey, shameless one, you've run away from us.
00:56:36We demand payment for the furniture, jewelry, and ladies' dresses that you have bought from us.
00:56:40Channels, channels.
00:56:41Are you crazy?
00:56:43I don't owe them anything.
00:56:44I don't know them.
00:56:45That?
00:56:45I don't know them.
00:56:45And have you been using our money to give gifts to the lady?
00:56:49Me, without shame.
00:56:51Peace, I will tell you the truth.
00:56:54You see it, you.
00:56:55Infamous.
00:56:55Joint.
00:56:56Hey?
00:56:57Screaming everywhere?
00:56:59But, the madman.
00:57:04Listen to me once and for all.
00:57:06The one I surprised at the hotel wasn't you.
00:57:08Oh, no.
00:57:08No, it's another one.
00:57:10She's your sister.
00:57:11My sister?
00:57:11Yes, your sister, the one who came from America.
00:57:14Yes, yes, whatever you want, but let me out.
00:57:15No, today I've realized that I love you more than ever.
00:57:18That?
00:57:19Further.
00:57:22If I am not attacked in my own home, I will wash away the outrage.
00:57:25Ma'am, there must be some confusion here.
00:57:27I've come looking for Johnny Capiteto.
00:57:29I'm asking for Mr. Capiteto.
00:57:31Principality.
00:57:31Thank you.
00:57:32I don't owe them anything.
00:57:33Yes, thief.
00:57:34Get out of my house.
00:57:35You are all Chancayistas.
00:57:38Juanito, my love.
00:57:40Who is this parrot?
00:57:41I don't know.
00:57:42Juanito, Juanito.
00:57:44What a joy!
00:57:46What does this mean?
00:57:46At the hotel they gave me these directions.
00:57:48What are you doing in this house?
00:57:50Ausinio Domingo!
00:57:54Chaos and alienation!
00:58:06One Catherine, two Catherines, three Catherines, four Catherines, four.
00:58:14You're going to make me blush.
00:58:16Go home.
00:58:17Evaporate.
00:58:18Adulterer.
00:58:19Let me explain and you'll know the whole truth.
00:58:22No explanation is needed.
00:58:23No, look.
00:58:24Look.
00:58:25Offense avenged.
00:58:28Poor thing.
00:58:30Listen.
00:58:32Listen.
00:58:34Listen.
00:58:34Stop!
00:58:37Let the noises come.
00:58:39Let the shouting begin.
00:58:45Listen.
00:58:47Listen.
00:58:55Am I going to eat a tenant?
00:58:58Oh!
00:59:01Relief!
00:59:02Relief!
00:59:03Two Torcuatos in my house!
00:59:05Goalie!
00:59:08Goalie!
00:59:09Was this the quiet house?
00:59:12Was this the quiet house?
00:59:17Damn goalkeeper!
00:59:20Damn goalkeeper!
00:59:24Nothing, nothing, nothing, you didn't convince us.
00:59:26Can you wait for me outside?
00:59:27Hey?
00:59:27As?
00:59:27Right there, next to the portal.
00:59:29Don't be distrustful.
00:59:30They will accompany me to the hotel and there I will pay them everything that the chapter owes them.
00:59:33Ah, so that's the case.
00:59:34Listen, ma'am, we have to come.
00:59:36Finally, but what Juanito, what Juanito.
00:59:39I'm going crazy over Juanito.
00:59:40Sunday.
00:59:41Okay, now.
00:59:42Please go upstairs.
00:59:43Watch it, husband, for you!
00:59:44You don't say, my lady!
00:59:56Damn Sunday!
01:00:00Get in quick, or I'll kill you!
01:00:02But okay, let's see if we can organize this.
01:00:06You're my Catalina, aren't you?
01:00:08Reply.
01:00:09Yes, yes.
01:00:09You are my Catalina, without the impertinent ones, but you are my wife, right?
01:00:13Yes, but let me go.
01:00:14Let me go.
01:00:15Relief!
01:00:16Relief!
01:00:25Either everyone shuts up, or I'll start taking action against everyone!
01:00:32Goalie!
01:00:33Goalie!
01:00:33Get out of my goatherd!
01:00:34Get out, lady!
01:00:35Out with Lichel!
01:00:36Chemi, out!
01:00:37You are a witness, seen, immoral husband, arms another.
01:00:39Even that way.
01:00:40One of them will drive me crazy.
01:00:42Her husband was hugging you, my mistress.
01:00:45Bribed goalkeeper!
01:00:46Thank God we found each other.
01:00:48What a mess!
01:00:49I'll tell you later.
01:00:51And your love, Don Epaminonda, hasn't she come?
01:00:52As?
01:00:53With whom, Don Epaminonda, my mistress?
01:00:55So you also have a jarapeo and you call the boss an adúctor.
01:00:59How lovely!
01:01:00Who is this man?
01:01:01Who am I?
01:01:03And you're the one asking.
01:01:04Yes, you.
01:01:05I say so.
01:01:05Who are you?
01:01:06So you don't know me, doctor.
01:01:09The one from the main A, crazy.
01:01:11The one from the main B, crazy.
01:01:13A's mother-in-law is also crazy.
01:01:14B's mother-in-law is crazier than A's mother-in-law.
01:01:16And me, crazier than A, than B, and than C.
01:01:18And that the Mexican is on sale.
01:01:22Upi!
01:01:24I'll explain it to you.
01:01:26Let me explain.
01:01:27Oh, oh, oh!
01:01:31Hey, hey.
01:01:32Is the house crazy?
01:01:34Yeah.
01:01:35Well, a customer here says hello.
01:01:47Where the cold ardigo finds the doorman.
01:01:51Enough!
01:01:53Who found me?
01:01:53Oops!
01:01:53Has he already hurt himself?
01:01:54Now you see it.
01:01:56If it's silly and foolish, nobody laughs.
01:01:59Was that you?
01:02:01Nobody.
01:02:01As?
01:02:02But you are a fool and a simpleton.
01:02:05Yes sir.
01:02:05What's happening?
01:02:06Finally.
01:02:07What a joy to find it!
01:02:08I have come with Rendito to Spain to meet with you, those who live here and those who have
01:02:14arrived from America.
01:02:15America?
01:02:16You must be Juanito, right?
01:02:17What Juanito?
01:02:18I am Torcuato.
01:02:19And this is Catalina.
01:02:21Mistake.
01:02:21Catalina, me?
01:02:22And what about me, Juanito?
01:02:23And what about that Dorita?
01:02:24Yes, sir.
01:02:25I am Dorita Capiteto and I am silly.
01:02:27Sister.
01:02:28Torcuato!
01:02:29Magnificent!
01:02:29I've arrived in time to explain this mess to you and prevent you from going crazy.
01:02:34auction.
01:02:35On time?
01:02:36Hello to you, Pancho Villa.
01:02:38Hey?
01:02:38I am Napoleon.
01:02:45They can laugh all they want.
01:02:48I'm going straight to the mental hospital.
01:02:50And while I'm at it, I'll reserve a room for you.
01:02:54Hey, goalkeeper.
01:02:55There's Mr. Capiteto.
01:02:56That's my girlfriend, he's my boyfriend.
01:02:58Quirino, Provence, shirt, strength, this.
01:03:01Tomorrow it comes out in summer, I always do, Zamboy.
01:03:03Greetings, Sunday.
01:03:04Upi!
01:03:07Dorita, at last.
01:03:08Who is it?
01:03:08My love, I've been looking for you all afternoon.
01:03:11I have hurt you.
01:03:12Yes, it's the boy.
01:03:14Oh, not for me, the turn.
01:03:15I knew it.
01:03:18Hey, hey.
01:03:19What do you have?
01:03:20No, no, Samuel, no.
01:03:21Careful!
01:03:22This is always a good thing.
01:03:24It's well employed.
01:03:25Poor!
01:03:27Poor!
01:03:27Poor!
01:03:29Poor!
01:03:33Poor!
01:03:35Poor!
01:03:37Thanks for watching the video.
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