00:00T-Mills turds list of the week.
00:03Pro athletes are sometimes a lot to handle.
00:07Which is not good enough.
00:09Maybe even a bit dramatic.
00:12Altuve stole an MVP from Judge.
00:14Turdish behavior will not be ignored.
00:17No one is safe.
00:19I'm not going to let it take my joy.
00:21It's Tyler's turds of the week on The Drive with Sterner and Hughley.
00:28That is right.
00:30Turdish type behavior.
00:31Here we go.
00:32D-bag type behavior, if you will, around professional sports.
00:35It's not tolerated on this show right here on The Drive.
00:37Sterner, Hughley, myself, Tyler Milner with you.
00:40The bronze turd this week.
00:42It's going to a future, I think, Hall of Fame head coach, would you guys say,
00:46and John Harbaugh.
00:48Absolutely.
00:49It's been, obviously, most of his Baltimore.
00:52Now with the New York Giants, John finds himself in the Big Apple.
00:55Here's a little snippet from a team meeting with the New York Giants head coach, John Harbaugh,
01:01had this week.
01:02Welcome, man.
01:02Good to see everybody here.
01:03Excited?
01:04Yes, sir.
01:05A little nervous?
01:06Nope.
01:07A little nervous?
01:08A little nervous, man.
01:10A little nervous?
01:10A little nervous, you know?
01:11A little nervous like you're full of game almost, Nathan.
01:14Give us a kick off.
01:15I'm standing up here in front of the New York Giants.
01:18The New York Giants.
01:20It's the New York Giants sitting in this room.
01:22The New York Giants.
01:24Wow.
01:25Say it one more time, John.
01:27New York Giants.
01:28Yes.
01:29Yes.
01:29If you didn't know, that's the meeting room you're in.
01:31You're with the New York Giants.
01:33And not only is it D-bag type behavior, turdish, if that's what you want to label it, it's cringy
01:38sometimes.
01:39I'm going to say something.
01:40He is in the perfect spot because his brother is a real weird nutcase.
01:46And I think clearly, like it's the home, he's a little nuts too.
01:51Yeah, he's odd.
01:51But he's able to slide.
01:53He slides through it because Jim's crazy.
01:57And so John's always been weird.
02:00John's always done a few weird things.
02:02It's just, ah, hell, he ain't Jim.
02:07Jim wears khakis every day like he's on a cartoon show, like he's Doug.
02:11Isn't there a video, I think it was the national championship run at Michigan when they were
02:17all there together.
02:18And either mom, it was his dad, I knew it was one of his parents, did the whole, did something
02:23corny as hell.
02:24Who's got it better than us?
02:24Yeah, who's got it better than us?
02:26That's it.
02:26Nobody or whatever the hell it was.
02:28So the apple doesn't fall far from the train, Jack.
02:32They get it on us.
02:33I mean, you don't get two of them corny like that just by happenstance.
02:37He hides out of Jim's weirdness, though.
02:39Yeah, both brothers, John and Jim, both are weirdos.
02:42Both odd to some degree.
02:43Jim probably more so.
02:44But John's getting the bronze turd this week because that was just so cringy to hear, to
02:48see him.
02:50I mean, he is a respected head coach, like I said, future Hall of Famer, I think.
02:53And he's in there with his new team just being so cringy with it.
02:58New York Giants!
02:59New York Giants!
02:59So bronze turd, John Harbaugh.
03:02Silver turd.
03:03Have I ever given a turd award to a child, to a younger person?
03:07Yeah, but some of them deserve it.
03:08I don't believe you have.
03:09I mean, I've got two of them.
03:11There's been times that each of mine could deserve a turd award.
03:14I deserve it this morning.
03:15Yeah.
03:15It's fair.
03:16I didn't think I had given one to a child.
03:19Well, that's about to change.
03:20A child, a young man, is about to receive the silver turd award of the week.
03:25Have you boys been watching season three of The Quarterback on Netflix?
03:29Yeah, I ran on through that one last week.
03:31Yeah, I need to start it, really.
03:32I got through episode one, and I kind of fell off.
03:35But in episode one, the one episode I have viewed of season three of The Quarterback,
03:41this is what Joe Flacco, 68-year-old Joe Flacco, his young son, I don't know, probably
03:46nine, ten years old, and episode one of The Quarterback had this to say regarding his
03:51dad and his fantasy football squad that week.
03:54If dad goes off, I'm going to crash out.
03:58What do you mean?
03:59Because I've benched him.
04:01I hope he goes off.
04:04Little tough to hear there, but if you couldn't, the kid says, man, I'm going to crash out if
04:09dad goes off in this game.
04:11He goes off.
04:12Why?
04:13Well, because his son had him on his fantasy football bench.
04:15Well, we later found out his wife had benched him, too.
04:19And that's all right.
04:20That sudden, Aaron went on, I believe, to throw two interceptions in a Little League game
04:24he played on later on himself.
04:26He threw two picks himself.
04:29Yeah, maybe you should be practicing a little more.
04:31Maybe he's a little turd.
04:32That's a good point.
04:33He did.
04:34I remember he rolled out a throw.
04:35Oh, buddy, undercutting.
04:37It was CJ in a playoff game.
04:40This new generation, man.
04:41Maybe Joe should have benched your ass.
04:43Yeah.
04:44I'm sorry.
04:44He's not.
04:45Out there with my name on your back throwing picks like that, you little punk.
04:47I'm a champion.
04:48So we have a little turd.
04:51A little turd for the silver this week.
04:52Think I had a name played off the back of that jersey.
04:54Coach, no more names.
04:55Just put your first name.
04:57Joe Flacco's young son.
04:59He gets a silver turd.
05:00Now the gold.
05:01The golden turd.
05:03And if you are with us on YouTube and or Twitch, I am holding the glorious gold turd trophy in
05:08my hand.
05:08It is an honor and a privilege to receive this each week.
05:12Gold's going to go.
05:13Yeah, it is in my mind anyway.
05:15But it's crazy up in my dome.
05:16So who knows?
05:17The gold turd this week is going to go to a familiar face around Houston, Texas.
05:23Familiar face that once was wearing an Astros jersey now up in Detroit.
05:28The guy with the fake hair.
05:29I'm talking about Framber Valdez.
05:31Because if you did not know, his last start, Framber, for the Detroit Tigers this week,
05:35I believe Tuesday.
05:37Well, Framber wasn't able to get out of the first inning.
05:40He allowed six runs, five hits, two walks, a hit by pitch, and six earned runs in only
05:49two-thirds of an inning.
05:52Allowed all that to the Cubs.
05:54Good riddance.
05:56Don't have any doubts, Astros fans.
05:58It was the right move, not saying every move this squad makes is the right move, but it
06:02was the right decision to let Framber walk.
06:05This guy's a psychopath.
06:06He can't decide if he wants fake hair or not.
06:08He's sweaty as all get out.
06:10And he's now not able to get out of first innings of baseball games.
06:14Framber gets the gold.
06:16Your rules for making each hit put somebody on the podium for poor play.
06:22Yeah, turdish play.
06:24For a bad night.
06:24I police turd behavior, turd play on a field, all of it.
06:29He might should be on this list four or five times.
06:32Homer Mike should have been on this list.
06:34Good guy.
06:34Real quick, I do have an honorable mention.
06:37The entire organization of the Miami Heat.
06:41Pat Riley first earlier in the week when addressing the situation between Bam and Tyler Hero said
06:49he feels bad for what happened to Bam.
06:51Just missed the turd podium.
06:52Yeah, and if we don't remember, Bam is the one who walked up on sight and just gave Tyler Hero
07:01a shot to the face.
07:02And everybody's been making fun of Tyler Hero for about two weeks.
07:06And Pat says he feels bad for what happened to Bam.
07:10I like that honorable mention.
07:11That's a good one.
07:12And then also the idiots in their social media department who set the post to saying,
07:22hey, introductory press conference for LeBron James on Monday, the 27th.
07:31Oops.
07:32I wonder where LeBron's going.
07:33By the way, their LinkedIn, it says they're hiring, they're looking for a social media director for the Miami Heat.
07:39If you go to their LinkedIn.
07:42Sorry, Brian.
07:44I got an honorable mention.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Whoever tried to leak 95.7.
07:48God, man.
07:49I need to.
07:50I heard you mentioning this at the start of the show when I was back here getting set up.
07:54I need to off air maybe.
07:55I don't know anything about this.
07:57There's not.
07:57It just.
07:59Oh, well, you're going to be pissed then.
08:01Conspiracy theory, huh?
08:02Well, I mean, no.
08:03I mean, there was some things that.
08:06I didn't hear anyone leaked.
08:08I don't think it got ruined.
08:10It didn't get ruined, but somebody outside our building in the media world knew about 95.7 before we announced
08:17it.
08:17Ooh.
08:18What the 610 person?
08:21Well, I don't know who the leak was.
08:22Oh, that knew about it?
08:23Yeah.
08:23No, no, no, no.
08:24Absolutely not.
08:25It was arguably the one person you hoped didn't know.
08:28Oh, that's a great.
08:29Somehow found out.
08:30Yeah.
08:33Whoever that leak was, you're a turd.
08:36Agreed.
08:36You may not be bronze, silver, or gold, but you're right off to the right of the podium.
08:40There you go.
08:41Yeah.
08:43What you got?
08:44You've got to let this leak go.
08:46Huh?
08:46You've got to let the leak and stop putting it on Patrick Crete.
08:50The New England Patriots offense of the early 2000s.
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